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{{RideTr
|title = Jimmy Neutron's Nicktoon Blast
|next = SpongeBob SquarePants 4-D
|image = Jimmy Neutron's Nicktoon Blast.jpg
|ridenumber = 1
|opened = {{Time|April 11}}, {{Time|2003}}
}}

==SpongeBob Policy Promo==
{{L|SpongeBob|Welcome to Nicktoons Studios! We hope you enjoy your visit. While you're on the ride, we ask that you refrain from the following activities: (Smoking, eating, drinking, ripping your pants! (laughs), blowing bubbles, pets are not allowed, such as the following: baby clams, sea snails, and huge giant land people's worms) Thank you for joining us, and we hope you enjoy your- ''[screams as he runs away from the [[Alaskan Bull Worm]]]''}}<br />

==Pre-show==
{{L|The ride begins with Carl fixing a rocket.}}

{{L|Jimmy Neutron|Carl, that's an advanced piece of high-tech quality home-crafted rocketry, not a toy. Plus, we have a presentation coming up, uh hu-hu, now I guess. Hello everyone! I'm Jimmy Neutron, and this is my cybernetic K9, Goddard. That's Carl over there NOT TOUCHING ANYTHING...}}

{{L|Carl|Dang!}}

{{L|Jimmy Neutron|Welcome to my rocket lab, right here at Nicktoons Studios! Goddard, floor plan.}}

{{L|Goddard|Bark! Bark!}}

{{L|Jimmy Neutron|This is where the Rugrats live. Over two seven klicks, east-south-east of that is Arnold's neighborhood. And right here, precisely at sea level is [[Bikini Bottom]]. And of course, my Rocket Lab, where we are right now! Finally, it's with great pleasure and pride that I present to you...the Mark IV! ''[Carl is seen not controlling it]'' *sigh* Carl!}}

{{L|Carl|''[screams until the Mark IV hits the ground] The room's looking really busy...}}

{{L|Jimmy Neutron|Along with the Mark IV is my Mark II, and the original, slightly unpredictable Mark I.}}

{{L|Carl|What happened to the Mark III?}}

{{L|Jimmy Neutron|Don't ask... The Mark IV is triumphant in engineering. It's the fastest, strongest rocket ever built.}}

{{L|Alarm plays}}

{{L|Carl|What's that, Jim?}}

{{L|Jimmy Neutron|VOX, status report!}}

{{L|VOX|Intruder detected outside the rocket lab, Jimmy.}}

{{L|Jimmy Neutron|Security cam! Check the perimeter. All seems fine. Please, let me know if you see anything. If the Mark IV lands in the wrong hands... Maybe it's just a false alarm. Probably a bug in the security system.}}

{{L|Carl|Jimmy... ''[Ooblar arrives]'' A Yolkian!}}

{{L|Ooblar|So, Jimmy Neutron, my old nemesis, we meet again!}}

{{L|Carl|I hope nemesis means buddy.}}

{{L|Jimmy Neutron|Ooblar! What are you doing here?!}}

{{L|Ooblar|You left THIS on my ship!}}

{{L|Carl|Mr. Fluffkins!}}

{{L|Jimmy Neutron|You came ALL THIS WAY to return Carl's bear.}}

{{L|Ooblar|Oh my, Neutron! Just wait 'till you see what we've got planed for you. We made a tape.}}

{{L|Carl|Cool.}}

{{L|Jimmy Neutron|Carl...}}

{{L|Cut scene-tape}}

{{L|Ooblar|Please, can I enslave him?}}

{{L|King Goobot|No.}}

{{L|Ooblar|Please?}}

{{L|King Goobot|No.}}

{{L|Ooblar|Please?}}

{{L|King Goobot|No.}}

{{L|Ooblar|Please?}}

{{L|King Goobot|Nooo.}}

{{L|Ooblar|Please?}}

{{L|King Goobot|Fine!}}

{{L|Ooblar|Wehooo!!}}

{{L|King Goobot|Jimmy Neutron's developed a powerful new rocket, the Mark IV. Steal it. Bring it back here. Then we'll duplicate it so my egg armies will use it to...ENSLAVE THE EARTH!!!}}

{{L|Ooblar|But enslaving the Earth was MY idea!}}

{{L|King Goobot|Whatever. Just get me that ship.}}

{{L|End of cut scene-tape}}

{{L|Jimmy Neutron|Ooblar!}}

{{L|Carl|Jimmy, you've got to stop him!}}

{{L|Ooblar|Too late, Neutron! I claim the rocket in the name of Yolkus!}}

{{L|Jimmy Neutron|Carl, the remote!}}

{{L|Ooblar|GIVE ME THAT! ...or I'll hurt you.}}

{{L|Carl|Okay.}}

{{L|Jimmy Neutron|Carl!}}

{{L|Carl|I couldn't help it Jim. He used some kind of space mind meld on me.}}

{{L|Jimmy Neutron|Come on Carl, you have to stop Ooblar! We're the only ones who can save the [[Nicktoons]], and the planet!}}
{{L|Carl|We? No Jimmy, I don't think that's a good-}}
{{L|Jimmy Neutron|We'll take the Mark II and you guys follow the Mark I.}}
{{L|Carl|I thought you said the Mark I was slightly unpredictable.}}
{{L|Jimmy Neutron|Well, it's not totally unpredictable. Besides, I'll pilot the Mark I by remote control. What could go wrong?}}
{{L|As the Mark I steams, the screen signals to black.}}
{{L|Jimmy Neutron|I can fix that.}}
{{L|Carl|Mommy...}}
{{L|Jimmy Neutron|Come on! The rockets are waiting...}}
== Ride==
{{L|Carl|10, let's not do this. 9, how 'bout we go home. 8- (the line was cut in the workprint version)}}

{{L|Jimmy Neutron|''[the bars with the letter N open]'' The heck with the countdown. We gotta blast.}}

{{L|Goddard|Bark! Bark!}}

{{L|Jimmy Neutron|Come on, Goddard!}}

{{L|Carl|Woaaw! Man, I'm glad I'm not in that thing.}}

{{L|Jimmy Neutron|There's Ooblar! Okay everybody, hang on!}}

{{L|Carl|I'm way ahead of you Jim. Whoa!}}

{{L|Jimmy Neutron|Look out for the slime tower!}}

{{L|Ooblar|Look out, earthlings! I'm an egg on a mission!}}

{{L|Ooblar|Nice catch!}}

{{L|Helga|Hey Arnold!}}

{{L|Carl|Whoa, Jim. Whoa, Jim. Jim- Jimmy!}}

{{L|Ooblar|Eat my cosmic dust humans! Haha!}}

{{L|Carl|Jimmy! Rugrat, 12 o' clock!}}

{{L|Jimmy Neutron|Goddard! Robo Claw!}}

{{L|It grabs Angelica Pickles}}

{{L|Angelica Pickles|''[screaming]''  What's the big idea?! Whoa! What are you diaper guys looking at?!}}

{{L|Carl|That was close.}}

{{L|Jimmy Neutron|This is gonna be closer!}}

{{L|Carl|''[screams]'' Fairies!}}

{{L|Jimmy Neutron|Cosmo, Wanda. You gotta help us!}}

{{L|Cosmo|Elvis? You got it!}}

{{L|Elvis|Hey! Thank you very much. Good to be here.}}

{{L|Carl|Ooh! My aching head!}}

{{L|Cosmo|Bacon head? Okay! ''[Carl screams in response]''}}

{{L|Elvis|Ohh! Bacon!}}

{{L|Carl|Don't let him eat my hair Jimmy!}}

{{L|Jimmy Neutron|Ugh, this isn't really helping guys!}}

{{L|Wanda|Oh, Cosmo, just give him your wand!}}

{{L|Cosmo|Okay. Here, Carl!}}

{{L|Carl|Go away! ''[Elvis disappears]''}}

{{L|Jimmy Neutron|Carl, we have to follow him!}}

{{L|Wanda|Sounds like a wish!}}

{{L|Jimmy & Carl teleport to the Yolkian planet}}

{{L|Carl|Whoa! (not included on the workprint version)}}

{{L|Jimmy Neutron|Oh no, that's the Yolkian planet!}}

{{L|Carl|Uh, Jim, they don't really like us here.}}

{{L|Jimmy Neutron|We've got to stop him, Carl!}}

{{L|Carl|Oh, I've got a funny feeling, and this time I don't think it's death!}}

{{L|Ooblar|Have some of this, Neutron! Whoa! Oh! ''[knocks 6 Yolkiens off the Bowling Alley]'' Strike!}}

{{L|Taxi driver|Taxi! Taxi!}}

{{L|They travel around the planet.}}

{{L|Goddard|Bark! Bark!}}

{{L|French Yolkian:|Z'ieste metalli da ruino!}}

{{L|Paper Boy|Extra! Extra! Rocket boy returns! (In the workprint version, he just says "Extra! Extra! Read all about it!")}}

{{L|Jimmy Neutron|It's a trap!}}

{{L|King Goobot|Jimmy! It's so nice to see you. And your little friends too. And you know there's one more friend that's been looking very forward to seeing you.}}

{{L|Jimmy Neutron|Poultra!}}

{{L|Poultra|Bakawk!}}

{{L|Ooblar|Yes, Poultra will teach you the meaning of...}}

{{L|Poultra|Bakawk!}}

{{L|Ooblar|Ow.}}

{{L|Jimmy|Hang on everybody! This is gonna get wicked!}}

{{L|Poultra chases them}}

{{L|King Goobot|Stop them, you idiots!}}

{{L|Ooblar|I was hoping for overeasy... ''[falling]''}}

{{L|Jimmy|Carl, we've lost power! Take your pants off and wrap it around the remodulator while I- ''[Interrupted by Carl]''}}

{{L|Carl|I wanna go home!}}

{{L|They teleport back to earth.}}

{{L|Jimmy|Uh-oh...}}

{{L|Carl|I'm kinda hoping uh-oh is a pilot term-}}

{{L|Jimmy|Nothing to worry about, Carl; prepare to splash down.}}

{{L|Carl|Okay, whatever you say...''[screaming]''}}

{{L|We now go through Bikini Bottom}}

{{L|Patrick|SpongeBob, look!}}

{{L|SpongeBob|Wow! A rocket powered jellyfish! Here, jelly, jelly... whoa! ''[lands at Jimmy and catches his rocket]'' Gotcha!}}

{{L|Jimmy|Wait! I can't see!}}

{{L|They cut the pineapple, which was SpongeBob's house. Squidward was seen playing his clarinet until he looks at the window where all parts of the pineapple was thrown away at a yellow can.}}

{{L|SpongeBob|I'm bringin' it around town! Hello, Larry. Hello, Sandy. ''[they hit a sign]'' Whoa! Mornin', Mrs. Puff! Hello, secondary characters! Sandy, you look- ''[he screams as they crash through the Krusty Krab and grabbed Mr. Krabs and his costumers for some reason.]''}}

{{L|Mr. Krabs|SpongeBob, me customers!}}

{{L|SpongeBob|Whoa Come back! ''[we fly past the drain pipe.]'' Oh, barnacles!}}

{{L|We now come back to Jimmy Neutron's rocket lab.}}

{{L|Jimmy|See that Carl? Back home; safe and sound.}}

{{L|Carl|Now I just have to want for my pants to dry, cuz if they don't I get a-}}

{{L|King Goobot crashes inside.}}

{{L|King Goobot|You may have scrambled my bumbling brother, Neutron, but you rule the day you ''[a green bubble appears over Jimmy and Goddard]'' scorned me! Now I have control, and you shall all suffer a fate beyond your worst nightmare! Dah! Dance! Dance the dance of a chicken!}}

{{L|Jimmy|Carl! Do something!}}

{{L|Carl|I don't think I can, Jimmy, the rhythm's got me! Besides, what can I do?}}

{{L|Jimmy|Cosmo's wand!}}

{{L|Carl|Oh, yeah! Super powered laser thingy! ''[shoots the green bubble as shooting lasers are heard]'' Cool! ''[the bubble pops, as well as King Goobot]''}}

{{L|King Goobot|Oh, poo.}}

{{L|Jimmy|Nice shot, Carl!}}

{{L|Carl|Uh, thanks, Jim. Check this out! ''[starts spawning mass amounts of llamas while saying "Llama"}}

{{L|Jimmy|Well, thanks, for helping me save the universe. Gotta blast!}}

{{L|The bars closes to how the ride started.}}

{{L|Carl|Llama, llama, llama-}}

{{L|Jimmy|Carl!}}
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