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|title = The Endless Summer
|next = Nicktoons Battle
|titlecard = The Endless Summer title card.png
|shortnumber = 2
|shorttype = Educational shorts
|airdate = {{Time|November 20}}, {{Time|2005}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|''[singing]'' I'm off to work at the Krusty Krab, fryin' up patties and blabbity bla- ''[stops singing and we see the Krusty Krab with a smoke stack]'' Huh? That's new. ''[steps inside, and sees a boat pumping exhaust through a tube to the ceiling]'' Strange place to park a car. What's this for? ''[pulls off the tube and gets tangled in it]'' Whoa-!}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|SpongeBob! You're wastin' me precious carbon dioxide!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Carbon dioxide?}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|I'm pumpin' it into the atmosphere, boy. ''[untangles the tube and pumps it back into the car]'' Thanks to global warmin', the temperature will soon go through the roof, and then we'll have an endless summer.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[confused]'' Why do you want an endless summer, Mr. Krabs?}}
{{L|''[They go outside, where there is a swimming pool.]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|So I can open me latest money-makin' venture, the Krusty Pool!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[walking towards Mr. Krabs' office]'' But, what about winter sports, Mr. Krabs?}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Eh, forget winter, boy. ''[moves behind his office's door]'' We're talkin' sun tannin', hangin' 10, and swimmin' all year long!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Hmm... The endless summer ''does'' sound fun.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''And'' profitable! ''[slams the door]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Fun ''and'' profitable! Big business does it again! ''[upset]'' I just wish it could be the endless summer right now. ''[gets an idea]'' Hey!}}
{{L|''[Cut to Mr. Krabs' office, where he plays with little wax figures of himself and a customer.]''}}
{{L|Toy Mr. Krabs|Oh. Umbrellars are three dollars, sir.}}
{{L|Toy Customer|Oh, what a bargain! I'll give ya five! ''[the plastic figures then melt in his hands]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[sweating]'' What the--? Barnacles! It suddenly got very warm in here! ''[opening the door]'' Who turned up the-- heat?! ''[sees more boats plugged into tubes like the one from earlier and goes outside]'' SpongeBob, what are ya doin'?!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[throws a tire into a pile of burning tires]'' Just throwin' another tire on the fire for global warming, Mr. Krabs. ''[laughs]'' Hey, look! ''[pointing]'' It's working! The entire town is heading this way to cool off!}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[excitedly]'' You mean ''pay off''! Hurry, SpongeBob! Fill the pool, fill the pool!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[laughs]'' Aye-aye, sir! ''[sprays water into the pool using the hose]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Have your money ready, folks! The line starts here! ''[the fish trample him with only Patrick left]'' Where's everybody goin'?}}
{{L|Patrick|We're all moving north. We can't live here anymore. ''[runs after crowd]'' It's too hot!}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[solemnly]'' All me customers have moved to cooler climates...}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Look on the bright side, Mr. Krabs. There won't be a line to go in the pool! ''[jumps off the diving board]'' Cannonball! ''[the water from the pool evaporates due to the heat, and he slams face-first into the pool]'' Ouch.}}
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