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{{L|''[The campers are playing outside, and the scene changes to SpongeBob and Patrick at the General Store, picking out something to buy.]''}}
{{L|Patrick|Let's get the rubber ducky.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[on a ladder, he angrily grabs a rubber duck from the store shelves]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Maybe the hiking shoes?}}
{{L|Patrick|''[on top of SpongeBob]'' No, the suntan lotion!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[on top of Patrick]'' The pup tent!}}
{{L|''[Mr. Krabs frantically tries to grab whatever SpongeBob or Patrick wants.]''}}
{{L|Patrick|''[off-screen]'' Sunglasses!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[off-screen]'' Bug spray!}}
{{L|Patrick|''[SpongeBob laughs]'' Canned ham!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[pointing]'' Canned socks!}}
{{L|Patrick|''[pushing SpongeBob's face]'' Canned cans!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[doing the Can-Can with Patrick]'' A book on how to do the Can-Can!}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[angrily]'' Just pick something! I ain't got all day! ''[loses balance]'' Whoa! ''[falls off the ladder]'' Oh!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[gasps, pointing]'' Patrick, look!}}
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|''[camera pans over to a chocolate bar on top of the shelf]'' Ultimate Chocolate Crunch Bar.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[a cash register ding plays as his eyes become dollar signs]'' Now you're talking. ''[climbs back up the ladder and grabs the chocolate bar]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|''[dancing in a circle]'' Crunch Bar, Crunch Bar! Crunch Bar!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[holding out his hand]'' Is this enough? ''[close-up of his hand, and a clown horn honk plays as he is holding a piece of lint, a tack, a wad of gum, a pinecone, and a worm]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[his eyes break apart]'' ''[gasps, eyes catch fire]'' That's it! I've had enough of you two scallywags wasting me precious time! ''[grabs SpongeBob and Patrick with his claw]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|Eee!}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[carrying them away]'' Come back when you got real money.}}
{{L|Patrick|Aw, but we wanna buy something!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[notices something]'' Huh? Ooh! ''[grabs a rusty shovel from a garbage can]'' How about this?}}
{{L|''[SpongeBob and Patrick yelp as Mr. Krabs drops them. Mr. Krabs picks up the shovel.]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|You wanna buy me garbage? ''[he gets an idea]'' I mean, ''[dusts off shovel]'' me rare, mint condition ''[holding out shovel]'' pirate shovel? Sure, why not?}}
{{L|''[A cash register ding plays as Mr. Krabs squeezes the items from earlier out of SpongeBob and Patrick. SpongeBob and Patrick get flung out of the store and land face-first into the sand. They get up.]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|Pirate shovel!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[putting a shell on his eye as an eyepatch, holding the shovel]'' Argh, we do be pirates, we do!}}
{{L|Patrick|''[holding the shovel]'' Hey, yeah! ''[dancing]'' Doo bee doo bee doo bee doo! ''[giving the shovel to SpongeBob]'' Let's dig up treasure! I've got a map! ''[pulls out his underwear and uses a marker to draw on it, and puts on the underwear and laughs]'' ''[points]'' This-a-way, treasure! ''[laughs]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|''[running]'' Argh!}}
{{L|''[Patrick laughs, then runs into a coral tree, falling down and leaving an X-shaped indent in the sand.]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|X marks the spot! ''[pointing]''}}
{{L|Patrick|''[gets up, pointing]'' This must be it! ''[starts digging on the "X," but gets frustrated]'' It's too slow! ''[tosses the shovel away and starts digging with his hands, and eventually digs deep enough to find something]'' Oh my gosh! You're not gonna believe this! ''[hits SpongeBob with his butt, then pulls out a giant treasure chest, setting it on the ground]''}}
{{L|''[They open the treasure chest to find lots of money. They gasp.]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|Buried treasure! ''[dancing]'' We're rich! We're rich!}}
{{L|Patrick|''[dancing]'' We have a lot of moolah!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|We can buy everything!}}
{{L|Patrick|''[popping out of the cash]'' We can buy...}}
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|Anything!}}
{{L|''[Bubble transition to Mr. Krabs stocking the shelves at the store, when he hears the door open. A can falls onto his head. SpongeBob and Patrick come in with a wheelbarrow full of cash.]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[gasps, and his eyes turn into money bags]'' Sweet Neptune! ''[rubs claws together]'' Their allowance must've come in. Time to bilk some brats.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[putting some money on the counter]'' One Ultimate Chocolate Crunch Bar please, my good man.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Absolutely. ''[salutes]'' Yes, sir. Right away, sir. ''[laughs]''}}
{{L|''[Mr. Krabs' eyes suck up the money, and he uses his tongue to put it in the register and close it. He gives SpongeBob and Patrick the chocolate bar.]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|It's beautiful.}}
{{L|''[SpongeBob and Patrick break the chocolate bar in half as they eat the chocolate bars. They burp, leaving behind a cloud that says "Crunch."}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Yummy! We did it, Patrick! ''[high-fives Patrick]'' Mission accomplished! The end.}}
{{L|''[A black screen with end credits begins to roll, only for Mr. Krabs to rip it in half.]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Wait! maybe you boys would like to buy something else before you go? ''[SpongeBob and Patrick turn around]''}}
{{L|Patrick|You know, ''[has a mustache]'' I could use a new mustache comb.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Well, we do have plenty of money left. Okay, ''[puts up one finger]'' one mustache comb, Mr. Krabs.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Hoo hoo! One mustache comb coming up. ''[grabs a mustache comb]''}}
{{L|Patrick|Ooh, and the cowboy hat!}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[grabs the cowboy hat]'' Okay!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[pointing]'' Ooh, I could use new shoelaces. ''[his shoelaces are untied]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Oh, yeah, sure! ''[horse neighs]''}}
{{L|Patrick|The key ring! ''[Mr. Krabs grabs the key ring]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|The golf clubs! ''[Mr. Krabs grabs the golf clubs]''}}
{{L|Patrick|The encyclopedia set! ''[Mr. Krabs grabs the encyclopedia set]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|The steak knives! ''[Mr. Krabs grabs a box of steak knives]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Don't forget!}}
{{L|Patrick|The deodorant! ''[Mr. Krabs drops some deodorant onto the counter]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[pointing]'' The handcuffs! ''[handcuffs drop onto the counter]''}}
{{L|Patrick|The beach towels!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|The dinette set! ''[beach towels drop onto the counter]''}}
{{L|Patrick|The tutu!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Make it two!}}
{{L|''[Bubble transition to SpongeBob and Patrick's cabin. All of their stuff is in the cabin.]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|You know, Patrick, owning lots of stuff is great...}}
{{L|Patrick|And it definitely makes me happy.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|But now there's no room to move in here.}}
{{L|Patrick|Plus we still have lots of money, but there's nothing left to buy.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[opens a window]'' Ay? Nothing left to buy? How about upgrading to our most exclusive and expensive deluxe camp experience?}}
{{L|Patrick|Sounds fancy!}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|As far as you know, it is.}}
{{L|''[Money transition to a red carpet being rolled onto the cabin's entrance. SpongeBob is excited, and he and Patrick place their feet on the carpet.]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[SpongeBob hands him some money]'' Hee-hee. ''[gestures to the left as SpongeBob and Patrick walk towards that direction]''}}
{{L|''[Money transition to Mr. Krabs standing outside the outhouse. SpongeBob's hand pops out of the outhouse as he snaps his fingers.]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[in outhouse]'' All finished.}}
{{L|''[Mr. Krabs holds up a toilet paper roll on a stick as SpongeBob uses it. He then sprays some perfume on the outhouse door. SpongeBob hands him more money as Mr. Krabs holds a bowl of mints.]''}}
{{L|Patrick|Yeah, thanks. ''[hands Mr. Krabs some money, and eats the entire bowl of mints]''}}
{{L|''[Money transition to SpongeBob and Patrick each with a bow and a quiver of toilet plunger arrows, as SpongeBob shoots one into the air. Three targets are set up, and Mr. Krabs is holding one of them.]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Come on! Hit me with your best shot! ''[the arrow lands on the bullseye of his target]'' Ow. ''[laughs]''}}
{{L|Patrick|''[shoots an arrow into the sky]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Ooh! ''[running towards the arrow]'' Come on! Here I am! ''[the arrow hits the target]''}}
{{L|''[SpongeBob and Patrick shoot several more arrows, and Mr. Krabs moves the target so they all land on it.]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Nice shot. ''[falls down, still holding onto the target]'' Whoa!}}
{{L|''[SpongeBob and Patrick each shoot five arrows into the air, and Mr. Krabs gets scared. The arrows land all over his body, and he raises his claw for some money. SpongeBob pulls out an arrow, puts some money onto it, gives it to Patrick, who licks it, and sticks it onto Mr. Krabs' tongue. Money transition to the canteen, where Plankton is serving campers slop. When he is about to serve SpongeBob and Patrick, Mr. Krabs crushes Plankton with a giant silver platter. He opens it up to reveal several desserts. SpongeBob and Patrick open the platters on their trays, revealing more cash. Money transition to a shot of Porpoise Peak.]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[excited]'' Oh, boy, Patrick! Can you believe we're gonna hike all the way up to Porpoise Peak?}}
{{L|Patrick|''[pretend walking]'' Yeah, walking for no reason is so fun!}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[pulling a wheelbarrow with two pillows on it]'' Hey, no, walking's for saps. Hop on, boys. I'll have you up there lickety-split.}}
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|Ooh! ''[jump onto the wheelbarrow]''}}
{{L|''[SpongeBob tries to insert a dollar into a slot on Mr. Krabs' back, but it keeps refusing it. SpongeBob flattens the dollar.]''}}
{{L|Patrick|You gotta flatten it out. Get the corners. ''[SpongeBob inserts the dollar, and it goes in this time]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Ooh! ''[his eyes now display the words "ON DUTY"]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|''[both cheer, and Mr. Krabs takes off, leaving a trail of cloudy dust]''}}
{{L|''[Mr. Krabs drives the wheelbarrow across Porpoise Peak's trail. Near a steep hill, Mr. Krabs starts getting tired. He still pulls SpongeBob and Patrick up the hill.]''}}
{{L|Patrick|Go fast again! ''[he and SpongeBob continue laugh]''}}
{{L|''[Mr. Krabs continues to pull them along, even going up to the surface, where Mr. Krabs finally takes a break.]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|''[cheering]'' Hooray! ''[they start to roll backwards downhill, making Mr. Krabs gasp]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Me money! ''[runs after SpongeBob and Patrick]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|''[laugh as they roll quickly downhill]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[running]'' I mean, me campers! ''[goes around some cacti and jumps over some sea urchins]'' ''[grasps at the wheelbarrow's handlebars but misses]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|''[jump off a ramp]'' Whee! ''[Mr. Krabs jumps after them]''}}
{{L|''[SpongeBob and Patrick go around a loop-de-loop, crushing Mr. Krabs in the process. He gasps and continues to run after them.]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|''[jump off of a rock as a ramp over the gap]'' Whee!}}
{{L|''[Mr. Krabs tries to jump after them, but doesn't jump far enough and flaps like a bird, and falls down. He climbs back up and almost gets eaten by a rock monster. Mr. Krabs gets run over by the wheelbarrow again.]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Yeah!}}
{{L|''[Mr. Krabs grabs onto the wheelbarrow's handlebars as the wheelbarrow continues to roll downhill. Mr. Krabs hits a bunch of rocks, then a bunch of stalagmites, then a bunch of pillows, then some cacti, and the wheelbarrow finally stops at the bottom of the peak. Mr. Krabs is now injured.]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Whoo!}}
{{L|Patrick|Yeah!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Yeah! Wow, Mr. Krabs, that was great!}}
{{L|Patrick|''[laughs and claps]'' That was the funnerist ride ever! ''[they hop off the wheelbarrow]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[starts crawling]'' I'm just- I'm just gonna crawl home for a bit.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|But Mr. Krabs, you can't go home!}}
{{L|Patrick|Well, yeah. What about the other kids?}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[gasps]'' Other kids?}}
{{L|''[Pan over to the other campers waving at them.]''}}
{{L|Camper|Hi.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|We wanna buy rides for those kids too. ''[shaking a can of money]''}}
{{L|''[Mr. Krabs whimpers, then takes SpongeBob's can of money and eats it all like Popeye. His biceps turn into bags of money, and he picks up all of the campers.]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|All right, here we go, campers! ''[campers cheer, and Mr. Krabs puts them on the wheelbarrow]''}}
{{L|''[Mr. Krabs speedily takes the wheelbarrow up Porpoise Peak again, and he gasps as he falls down the hill again. He hits all of the same obstacles, and finishes rolling down the hill, injured. The campers get out of the wheelbarrow, cheering and trampling Mr. Krabs. Some more campers come in to trample Mr. Krabs again and enter the wheelbarrow. Mr. Krabs takes them up and down Porpoise peak again.]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[hitting the cacti]'' Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow! ''[finishes the ride, now with cacti all over him]'' Next.}}
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|Yay!}}
{{L|''[The sky changes colors multiple times throughout the day as Mr. Krabs is heard taking the campers up and down Porpoise Peak, and the campers continue to cheer. SpongeBob and Patrick are now sitting in lawn chairs, with Patrick eating popcorn. Mr. Krabs is now extremely injured.]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Whoo! That was amazing, Mr. Krabs.}}
{{L|Patrick|''[pointing]'' And very generous.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Generous?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Very generous. We ran out of money to pay for those rides hours ago.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|You ran out of money?! ''[screams, and his head rotates and gets lit on fire, and explodes]'' ''[putting himself back together]'' Well, at least I'm done with all your nonsense. ''[carries a giant bag of money and whistles]''}}
{{L|Patrick|''[wearing a rainbow clown hat and novelty glasses]'' Ha, what do you think he means by nonsense?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[shrugs]'' Hmm. ''[Patrick honks a horn, knocking him down]'' Whoa.}}
{{L|''[Cut to Mr. Krabs at his cabin, looking around him before closing the door. He goes under a trapdoor with his money.]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|And now to introduce me new money to me old money. You'll be money buddies. ''[laughs]'' ''[gasps as he sees a hole in the wall]'' Me booty!! I've been robbed! ''[enters the hole and makes his way to the surface]'' Me chest! ''[approaches his chest to see only Patrick's underwear]'' What is this here? ''[picks up the underwear]'' Ah? Patrick? The money was mine all along? ''[rips underwear in half]'' That does it! I'm finding an even saferer place for me loot this time.}}
{{L|''[Bubble transition to Mr. Krabs pushing his chest into a different hole, where he buries it with a shovel.]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Now no campers will ever get their mitts on me moolah again. ''[patting down the sand with a shovel]''}}
{{L|''[The scene zooms out as it is revealed Mr. Krabs is at the edge of a cliff next to the camp. The treasure falls down onto a branch, and the money all falls out, making it rain all over the camp. The campers are collecting the money, cheering. Mr. Krabs walks by.]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Hmm? Holy halibut! Everyone's allowance came in! ''[cheers]'' Ooh, I'm gonna be rich! ''[his eyes turn into dollar signs]''}}