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|Episode = 22b
{{L|''[At the Krusty Krab, Squidward is at the ordering boat and SpongeBob is looking out from the ordering window. Mr. Krabs' voice sounds on the P.A.]''}}
|Title = Bossy Boots
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Attention! Attention! All Krusty Krew employees, attention! ''[stands next to them, speaking into a megaphone]'' Get the anchors out of your pants and report to me office! ''[pause]'' That will be all. ''[Squidward and SpongeBob follow Mr. Krabs into his office and sit down]'' I have an important announcement to make.}}
|Airdate = [[October 26]], [[2000]]
{{L|SpongeBob|Whoo! Hooray! ''[jumps up on top of the chair and twirls it around]'' The new spatulas are here!}}
|Back = Something Smells
{{L|Mr. Krabs| Sit down, boy! There's no new spatulers!}}
|Next = Big Pink Loser
{{L|Squidward|''[sarcastically]'' How disappointing.}}
|Season = 2
{{L|Mr. Krabs|You men know me daughter Pearl. She's growing up fast. ''[looks at a picture of Pearl and Mr. Krabs in swim attire jumping up from the water]'' It seems like it was just yesterday I was teaching her how to breach. Me mammalian angel. Erm, uh... ''[puts the picture back on the wall]'' Anyway, uh, so she's going to be working here during her summer vacation. She's got a lot of fresh ideas to bring in some hungry customers! ''[a bell rings]''}}
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{{L|Pearl|''[off-screen]'' Hello? Daddy?!}}
*''[At the Krusty Krab, we see Squidward at the ordering boat and SpongeBob looking out from the ordering window. Mr. Krabs’ voice is sounding on the P.A.]''
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Thar she blows! ''[leaves the room]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs}} Attention! Attention! All Krusty Krew employees, attention! ''[we pan out to see that Mr. Krabs is standing next to them, speaking into a megaphone]'' Get the anchors out of your pants and report to me office! ''[pause]'' That will be all. ''[Squidward and SpongeBob follow Mr. Krabs into his office and sit down]'' I have an important announcement to make.
{{L|Squidward|SpongeBob, do you realize what this means?}}
{{L|SpongeBob}} Woo! Hooray! ''[SpongeBob jumps up on top of the chair and twirls it around]'' The new spatulas are here!
{{L|SpongeBob|No new spatulas?}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs}} Sit down, boy. There’s no new spatulas! ''[SpongeBob sits down again]''
{{L|Squidward|No! It means some bratty teenager's coming in here to tell us what to do. We can't have that! We have seniority, right?}}
{{L|Squidward}} ''[sarcastically]'' How disappointing.
{{L|SpongeBob|Right! ''[he and Squidward shake hands]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs}} You may know me daughter Pearl. She’s growing up fast. ''[he looks at a picture of Pearl and Mr. Krabs is swim attire jumping up from the water]'' It seems like it was just yesterday I was teaching her how to breach. Me mammalian angel. Oh… ''[puts the picture back on the wall]'' Anyway, uh, so she’s going to be working here during her summer vacation. She’s got a lot of fresh ideas to bring in some hungry customers! ''[a bell rings]''
{{L|Squidward|So, we'll work together to protect our pathetic positions.}}
{{L|Pearl}} ''[off-screen]'' Hello? Daddy?
{{L|SpongeBob|Okey-dokey, Squidward. And then we'll get those new spatulas.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs}} Thar she blows! ''[Mr. Krabs leaves the room]''
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[pokes his head into the office]'' All right, men. ''[SpongeBob and Squidward walk out of the office]'' Say hello to me Pearl.}}
{{L|Squidward}} SpongeBob, do you realize what this means?
{{L|SpongeBob|Hello, pole. ''[hugs one of the giant pillars]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob}} No new spatulas?
{{L|Pearl|''[holding a box]'' Hi, guys.}}
{{L|Squidward}} No! It means some bratty teenager’s coming in here to tell us what to do. We can’t have that! We have seniority, right?
{{L|Mr. Krabs|It makes me jolly as a roger to have you finally aboard the family business.}}
{{L|SpongeBob}} Right! ''[SpongeBob and Squidward shake hands]''
{{L|Pearl|Great, Dad, because I have so many new ideas.}}
{{L|Squidward}} So, we’ll work together to protect our pathetic positions.
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[sniffs the air and his eyes conjoin to make a dollar sign shape]'' I can smell the money already! I'll be in me office if you need me. ''[walks off]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob}} Okey-dokey, Squidward. And then we’ll get those new spatulas! 
{{L|SpongeBob|What's in the box?}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs}} ''['Mr. Krabs' head pokes into the office]'' All right, men. ''['SpongeBob and Squidward walk out of the office]'' Say hello to me Pearl.
{{L|Pearl|It's a surprise.}}
{{L|SpongeBob}} Hello, pole. ''[SpongeBob hugs one of the giant pillars] ''
{{L|SpongeBob|I like surprises.}}
{{L|Pearl}} ''[pan out to see Pearl holding a box]'' Hi guys.
{{L|Pearl|Great, then close your eyes.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs}} It makes me jolly as a roger to have you finally aboard the family business!
{{L|SpongeBob|''[covers his eyes with his hands]'' I'm ready! ''[Pearl puts the box's open end over SpongeBob]''}}
{{L|Pearl}} Great dad, because I have so many new ideas.
{{L|Squidward|Well, I like it so far.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs}} ''[Mr. Krabs sniffs the air and his eyes conjoin to make a dollar sign shape]'' I can smell the money already! I’ll be in me office if you need me! ''[he walks off]''
{{L|Pearl|''[Pearl lifts up the box]'' Ta-dah. ''[Squidward gasps. The body suit is pink with purple flowers and on the top are two K's being held up by springs.]'' It's the new Krusty Krew uniform. I designed it myself. ''[hands SpongeBob a mirror]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob}} What’s in the box?
{{L|Squidward|Okay, this is it, SpongeBob. Now tell her how you really feel about that uniform.}}
{{L|Pearl}} It’s a surprise.
{{L|SpongeBob|Okay, Squidward. ''[winks to him]'' Pearl... this is the greatest uniform ever!}}
{{L|SpongeBob}} I like surprises.
{{L|Squidward|Fish paste.}}
{{L|Pearl}} Great, then close your eyes.
{{L|Pearl|Oh, SpongeBob, you look so adorable. I could just eat you up.}}
{{L|SpongeBob}} ''[SpongeBob covers his eyes with his hands]'' I’m ready! ''[Pearl puts the box’s open end over SpongeBob]''
{{L|SpongeBob|Sorry, Pearl, this item's not on the menu. ''[giggles]''}}
{{L|Squidward}} Well, I like it so far.
{{L|Squidward|Well, I didn't think it was possible, SpongeBob, but you look even more ridiculous than usual.}}
{{L|Pearl}} ''[Pearl lifts up the box]'' Ta-da! ''[Squidward gasps. We see SpongeBob is wearing a new uniform. It’s a full body suit and only SpongeBob’s face has an opening. The body suit is pink with purple flowers and on the top are two K’s being held up by springs]'' It’s the new Krusty Krew uniform. I designed it myself. ''[Pearl hands SpongeBob a mirror]''
{{L|Pearl|Don't be jealous, Uncle Squiddy. I made one for you, too. ''[Squidward holds up his uniform]''}}
{{L|Squidward}} OK, this is it, SpongeBob. Now tell her how you really feel about that uniform.
{{L|Squidward|Don't bother. Only a fool would wear that.}}
{{L|SpongeBob}} OK, Squidward. ''[he winks to him]'' Pearl… this is the greatest uniform ever!
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[bursts out of his office, wearing the uniform]'' Avast, ye shipmates! Don't these just shiver your timbers? ''[laughs, then shuts the door, then peeks his head out]'' Get that suit on, sailor. It's already been paid for.}}
{{L|Squidward}} Fishpaste.
{{L|Squidward|''[with the uniform on. The two springs give and the K's fall over Squidward's eyes]'' Rage. Fury. Irritation. Humiliation.}}
{{L|Pearl}} Oh SpongeBob, you look so adorable. I could just eat you up.
{{L|Pearl|Squidward is such a barnacle.}}
{{L|SpongeBob}} Sorry Pearl, but this item’s not on the menu! ''[giggles]''
{{L|SpongeBob|A stick in the sand.}}
{{L|Squidward}} Well, I didn’t think it was possible SpongeBob, but you look even more ridiculous than usual.
{{L|Pearl|But not you, SpongeBob. You are full of style.}}
{{L|Pearl}} Don’t feel jealous, Uncle Squiddy. I made one for you too. ''[she holds up his uniform]''
{{L|SpongeBob|Me? Really?}}
{{L|Squidward}} Don’t bother, only a fool would wear that.
{{L|Pearl|Totally, S.B. You ooze fashion. And I've got some completely coral concepts for this old joint, and I'm going to need someone with your kind of talent to help me.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs}} ''[Mr. Krabs bursts out of his office, wearing the uniform]'' Avast, ye shipmates! Don’t these just shiver your timbers? ''[laughs, then shuts the door. Krabs peeks his head out]'' Get that suit on, sailor. It’s already been paid for.
{{L|SpongeBob|Well, I have been trying to get Mr. Krabs to make some changes around here. ''[looks at a picture he drew of Mr. Krabs, himself and Squidward with mustaches]''}}
{{L|Squidward}} ''[we cut to Squidward now with the uniform on. The two springs give and the K’s fall over Squid’s eyes]'' Rage. Fury. Irritation. Humiliation.
{{L|Pearl|Why, with my girlish instincts, and your, um... sponginess, ''[cut to a view of the Krusty Krab as a deserted place, where a skeleton is sitting at a table]'' we'll turn this worn-out lunch wagon into a teenage paradise.}}
{{L|Pearl}} Squidward is such a barnacle.
{{L|Pearl|''[cut to Pearl with a notepad, thinking]'' SpongeBob, what do you like better? The Kutie Krab or the Kooky Krab?}}
{{L|SpongeBob}} A stick in the sand.
{{L|Squidward|''[runs over]'' For what, dare I ask?}}
{{L|Pearl}} But not you, SpongeBob. You are full of style.
{{L|Pearl|The new name for our new look. I mean, "The Krusty Krab" has got to go. Who wants to eat at a place they think is crusty? ''[makes a raspberry]'' Blech! ''[sticks out her tongue and points the pencil towards it to show disgust]'' }}
{{L|SpongeBob}} Me? Really?
{{L|Squidward|Well, sure it's a terrible name, but this is a terrible place. Therefore, the name should be left alone. Right, SpongeBob?}}
{{L|Pearl}} Totally, S.B. You ooze fashion. And I’ve got some completely coral concepts for this old joint, and I’m going to need someone with your kind of talent to help me.
{{L|SpongeBob|I got it! How about The Khaotic Krab?}}
{{L|SpongeBob}} Well, I have been trying to get Mr. Krabs to make a few changes around here. [he looks at a picture he drew of Mr. Krabs, himself and Squidward with moustaches]
{{L|Pearl|Hmm... how about The Kissy Krab? ''[puckers up her lips and makes kissing noises]''}}
{{L|Pearl}} Why, with my girlish instincts and your um… sponginess, ''[cut to a view of the Krusty Krab as a deserted place, where a skeleton is sitting at a table]'' we’ll turn this worn-out lunch wagon into a teenage paradise.
{{L|SpongeBob|''[in royal attire]'' The King Krab?}}
{{L|Pearl}}[''cut to Pearl with a notepad, thinking]'' SpongeBob, what do you like better? The Kutie Krab or the Kooky Krab?
{{L|Pearl|''[holds up a lollipop, which bears an odd resemblance to her father]'' The Kandy Krab!}}
{{L|Squidward'}} ''['''''''Squidward runs over''] For what, dare I ask?
{{L|SpongeBob|''[dressed as a jazzy beatnik]'' The Kool Krab. ''[dresses as a cowboy riding a stick horse]'' Or the Kowboy Krab! ''[appears totally stretched out]'' The Kurly Krab. ''[appears as a mad scientist holding a brain with crab-like arms coming from it]'' The Kreepy Krab. ''[appears as a crazy killer jungle man with a loincloth and shouts scarily]'' The Killer Krab!}}
{{L|Pearl}} Our new name for our new look. I mean, “The Krusty Krab” has got to go. Who wants to eat at a place they think is crusty? Bleh! ''[she points the pencil towards her open mouth, to show disgust]''
{{L|Pearl|''[freaked out, gasps]'' No!}}
{{L|Squidward}} Well, sure it’s a terrible name, but this is a terrible place. Therefore, the name should be left alone. Right, SpongeBob?
{{L|SpongeBob|You're right, too scary. ''[they both think and finally get the name]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob}} I got it! How about The Khaotic Krab?
{{L|SpongeBob and Pearl|The Kuddly Krab! ''[both happily hug and laugh. A rainbow of colors fills the screen. Pearl, SpongeBob and an anguished Squidward stand outside the new restaurant. The sign for the restaurant is now a heart and a cutesy robot Krabs is waving his arms atop it. The restaurant outside itself is tie-dyed with colors and rainbows and the flags are now hearts. Balloons are hanging from the roof and giant lollipops come from the chimney. Pearl and SpongeBob, giggling, walk back in the restaurant. Squidward is so mad that the two K's on his uniform catch on fire and he shakes the pole. Jennifer Millie and Fred drive by in a car.]''}}
{{L|Pearl}} Hmm… how about The Kissy Krab? ''[puckers up lips and makes kissing noises]''
{{L|Jennifer-Millie|It's a shame old man Krabs sold the Krusty Krab.}}
{{L|SpongeBob}}''[SpongeBob is now in royal attire]'' The King Krab?
{{L|Fred|That's a darn shame. Hey, lady! Do you know where we can get something to eat around here?}}
{{L|Pearl}} ''[Pearl holds up a lollipop, which bears an odd resemblance to her father]'' The Kandy Krab!
{{L|Squidward|That's it! I quit! ''[rips off his uniform, revealing nothing under it. A police whistle is blown and Ofc Rob Johnson comes over and writes him a ticket for indecent exposure and places it between his legs. Inside the restaurant, it's a total makeover, like Pearl said before, it's a teenage paradise]''}}
*SpongeBob: ''[SpongeBob is now dressed as a jazzy beatnik]'' The Kool Krab. ''[now, he’s a cowboy riding a stick horsy]'' Or the Kowboy Krab! ''[now, he’s totally stretched out]'' The Kurly Krab. ''[now, he’s like a mad scientist holding a brain with Mr. Krabs-like arms coming from it]'' The Kreepy Krab. ''[now he’s a crazy killer jungle man with a loincloth]'' THE KILLER KRAB!
{{L|Sheila|Finally! A cool place for teens to just, you know, hang out. ''[Pearl and SpongeBob admire their restaurant]''}}
{{L|Pearl}} (freaked out) Aaah! No!
{{L|SpongeBob|Pearl, you're a genius. All these young, hip new customers. Phooey on Squidward. He can't keep up with the times. You're a true visionary, Pearl.}}
{{L|SpongeBob}} You’re right, too scary. ''[they both think and finally get the name and hug]''
{{L|Pearl|Thank you, SpongeBob. I do have 20/20 vision. ''[blinks bashfully]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob & Pearl}} The Kuddly Krab! ''[a rainbow of colors fills the screen. Pearl, SpongeBob and an anguished Squidward stand outside the new restaurant. The sign for the restaurant is now a heart and a cutesy robot Krabs is waving his arms atop it. The restaurant outside itself is tye-died with colors and rainbows and the flags are now hearts. Balloons are hanging from the roof and giant lollipops come from the chimney. Pearl and SpongeBob, giggling, walk back in the restaurant. Squid is so mad that the two K’s on his uniform catch on fire and he shakes the pole. Millie and Fred drive by in a car]''
{{L|SpongeBob|Well, hip people have to eat, too. Back to the grill. ''[is in the kitchen at the grill]'' The customers may be hot, but my grill is hotter. ''[pushes his spatula on the grill and imitates a sizzle]''}}
{{L|Millie}} It’s a shame old man Krabs sold the Krusty Krab.
{{L|Pearl|''[in the ordering window to hand SpongeBob an order]'' SpongeBob, order up!}}
{{L|Fred}} That’s a darn shame. Hey, lady! Do you know where we can get something to eat around here?
{{L|SpongeBob|Two... sa-''lads.'' Never heard of it. ''[gasp]'' I got to stay hip. I don't want to end up like silly old Squidward. But what in the name of Davy Jones' locker is a ''[pronounces it wrong]'' sa-''lad?'' ''[Bubble transition to SpongeBob walking up to Pearl with a tray with two Krabby Patties]'' Here you go. Two sa-''lads.''}}
{{L|Squidward}} That’s it! I quit! ''[he rips off his uniform, revealing nothing under it. A police whistle is blown and a cop comes over. He writes him a ticket and places it between his legs. Inside the restaurant, it’s a total makeover, like Pearl said before, it’s a teenage paradise]''
{{L|Pearl|Ew, gross. Those aren't salads. Take those back. Remove the bun, the patty and the condiments.}}
{{L|Shelia (credits call it Squid Lady)}} Finally! A cool place for teens to just, you know, hang out! ''[Pearl and SpongeBob marvel at their makeover] ''
{{L|SpongeBob|But that leaves just lettuce and tomato.}}
{{L|SpongeBob}} Pearl, you’re a genius. All these young, hip new customers. Fooey on Squidward. He can’t keep up with the times. You’re a true visionary, Pearl.
{{L|Pearl|Exactly.}}
{{L|Pearl}} Thank you, SpongeBob. I do have 20/20 vision. ''[blinks bashfully]''
{{L|SpongeBob|All right. ''[walks back to the kitchen and sadly removes the top bun]'' Okay, no buns. That's hip. ''[removes the bottom buns and top buns]'' No patties, ''[removes the patties]'' happenin'. ''[crushed]'' Oh, yeah, that's definitely the coolest meal I ever saw.}}
{{L|SpongeBob}} Well, hip people have to eat too. Back to the grill. ''[SpongeBob is in the kitchen at the grill]'' The customers may be hot but my grill is hotter. [''he pushes his spatula on the grill and imitates a sizzle.]''
{{L|Nazz-Mimi|This is so cool!}}
{{L|Pearl}} ''[Pearl is in the ordering window to hand SpongeBob an order] ''SpongeBob, order up!
{{L|SpongeBob|''[walks over with a tray of salads to Nazz and Nancy Suzy fish at a table, who are talking]'' Two salads. ''[drops the tray on the table and walks back to the kitchen]'' That was awful. I hope I never have to tear apart a perfectly good Krabby Patty ever again. I don't think my heart can take it. ''[screams, noticing the grill is gone]'' Where's the grill?}}
{{L|SpongeBob}} Two… sal-ads. Never heard of it. I got to stay hip. I don’t want to end up like silly old Squidward. But what in the name of Davy Jones’ locker is a ''[pronounces it wrong]'' sal-lad?'' [cut to SpongeBob walking up to Pearl with a tray with two Krabby Patties]'' Here you go. Two sa-lads.
{{L|Pearl|Come on, SpongeBob, you're a hip guy. You know fried foods are O-U-T, out.}}
{{L|Pearl}} Ew, gross. Those aren’t salads. Take those back. Remove the bun, the patty and the condiments.
{{L|SpongeBob|Uh... right on.}}
{{L|SpongeBob}} But that just leaves the lettuce and the tomato.
{{L|Pearl|Check out this new menu I came up with. ''[SpongeBob takes the menu]''}}
{{L|Pearl}} Exactly.
{{L|SpongeBob|''[reading it]'' Salad and tea. But where are the Krabby Patties?}}
{{L|SpongeBob}} All right. ''[walks back to the kitchen and sadly removes the buns]'' OK, no buns. That’s hip. ''[removes the patty] ''No patties, happenin.''[crushed']'' Oh yeah, that’s definitely the coolest meal I’ve ever saw.
{{L|Pearl|Oh, silly, those aren't hip. Oh, you won't be needing that thing anymore. ''[takes the spatula from SpongeBob. He starts to stutter]'' I've got something more fun for you to do anyway. ''[cut to SpongeBob outside the restaurant in a crab suit, waving at cars. One car with Jimmy Gus stops]''}}
 
{{L|Jimmy-Gus|Hey, buddy, you need a ride? I was just on my way to the big doofus convention. ''[laughs and drives off]''}}
{{L|Nazz}}This is so cool!
{{L|SpongeBob|This is humiliating. I'm a fry cook, darn it! You can take away my spatula, but when you take away my dignity, that's when I get mad! I'm going to march right into Mr. Krabs' office and tell him this is just too much! ''[walks toward the restaurant, but gravity gets the best of him and he falls over. He struggles to get up and starts to whimper. Cut to SpongeBob at Mr. Krabs' door, outside the costume.]'' Okay, SpongeBob, you can do this. Come on... ''[knocks on the door and peeks in]'' Mr. Krabs, could I talk to you? ''[Mr. Krabs' office is just as elaborately decorated as the rest of the restaurant]''}}
 
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Come on in, me boy. Have a seat.}}
*SpongeBob: [SpongeBob walks over with a tray of sal-lads to Nazz and Nancy at a table, who are talking] Two salads. ''[he drops the tray on the table and walks back to the kitchen]'' That was awful. I hope I never have to tear apart a perfectly good Krabby Patty ever again. I don’t think my heart can take it. ''[he screams, noticing the grill is gone]'' Where’s the grill?
{{L|SpongeBob|Thanks, Mr. Krabs. ''[sits down in a bear bean bag chair, but starts to sink inside it]''}}
{{L|Pearl}} Come on SpongeBob, you’re a hip guy. You know that fried foods are O-U-T, out!
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Don't you just love me new office? Pearly designed it for me.}}
{{L|SpongeBob}} Uh… right on.
{{L|SpongeBob|''[has sunk in, now you can only see his eye]'' Mr. Krabs, um, I think we've got a problem.}}
{{L|Pearl}} Check out this new menu I came up with. ''[SpongeBob takes the menu]''
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Isn't that the neatest $40 chair you ever sat in?}}
{{L|SpongeBob}} ''[reading it]'' Salad and tea. But where are the Krabby Patties?
{{L|SpongeBob|''[has totally sunk into the chair and he sticks out his hand]'' Sure, Mr. Krabs, but I've got some bad news.}}
{{L|Pearl}} Silly, those aren’t hip. And you won’t be needing that thing anymore. ''[takes the spatula from SpongeBob. He starts to stutter]'' I’ve got something more fun for you to do anyway. ''[cut to SpongeBob outside the restaurant in a crab suit, waving at cars. One car with Gus stops]''
{{L|Mr. Krabs|How about my cuddly executive buddy? ''[picks up a blue stress-relief doll]'' Reduces stress for only five easy payments of $9.95. ''[squeezes it as its eyes, nose and ears pop out]''}}
{{L|Gus}} Hey buddy, you need a ride? I was just on my way to the big doofus convention! ''[laughs and drives off]''
{{L|SpongeBob|''[pops out of the chair]'' Mr. Krabs, Pearl is ruining the Krusty Krab! ''[covers his mouth]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob}}This is humiliating. I’m a fry cook, darn it! You can take away my spatula, but when you take away my dignity, that’s when I get mad! I’m going to march right up to Mr. Krabs’ office and tell him this is just too much! ''[he walks toward the restaurant, but gravity gets the best of him and he falls over. He struggles to get up and starts to whimper. Cut to Sponge at Mr. Krabs’ door, outside the costume]'' OK SpongeBob, you can do this. Come on… ''[he knocks on the door and peeks in]'' Mr. Krabs, can I talk to you? ''[Mr. Krabs’ office is just as elaborately decorated as the rest of the restaurant] ''
{{L|Mr. Krabs|What?! Why, Pearl is saving the Krusty Krab! I mean, the Kuddly Krab. ''[goes over to a picture of a seahorse]'' What would we do without these beautiful $20 sea unicorn wall hangers? ''[goes to a strand of lights]'' How could we have ever survive without these $35 heart lights? How could we go on without a sea fern on every last table?! ''[holds one up]'' It's hip! It's coral! It's... it's losing money! ''[starts to cry]'' Oh, you're right, SpongeBob. But I can't fire me pride and joy. It would break her fragile little heart! What am I going to do?}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs}} Come on in, me boy! Have a seat.
{{L|SpongeBob|There, there, Mr. Krabs. I'm sure there's another way.}}
{{L|SpongeBob}} Thanks, Mr. Krabs. ''[he sits down in a bear bean bag chair, but starts to sink inside it] ''
{{L|Mr. Krabs|That's it, boy!}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs}} Don’t you just love me new office? Pearly designed it for me. 
{{L|SpongeBob|What's it?}}
{{L|SpongeBob}} ''[SpongeBob has sunk in, now you can only see his eye] ''Mr. Krabs, um, I think we have a problem.
{{L|Mr. Krabs|You could fire her! It's okay if she hates you.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs}} Isn’t that the neatest $40 chair you ever sat in?
{{L|SpongeBob|That's not what I said, sir. ''[Mr. Krabs brings SpongeBob to the door]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob}} ''[SpongeBob has totally sunk into the chair and he sticks out his hand]'' Sure Mr. Krabs, but I’ve got some bad news.
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Great then, it's all settled: you fire Pearly, I'll hide in me office. ''[SpongeBob is pushed out the door and accidentally runs into Pearl]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs}} How about my cuddly executive buddy? ''[picks up a blue stress-relief doll]'' Reduces stress for only five easy payments of $9.95.'' [Krabs squeezes it and its eyes, nose and ears pop out.]''
{{L|Pearl|Totally rude, SpongeBob.}}
{{L|SpongeBob}} ''[SpongeBob pops out of the chair] ''Mr. Krabs, Pearl is ruining the Krusty Krab! ''[he covers his mouth]''
{{L|SpongeBob|Pearl, could I see you in the kitchen for a second?}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs}} What?! Why, Pearl is saving the Krusty Krab! I mean, the Kuddly Krab. ''[goes over to a picture of a seahorse''] What would we do without these beautiful $20 sea unicorn wallhangers? ''[goes to a strand of lights]'' How could we ever survive without these $35 art lights? How could we go on without a sea fern on every last table?! ''[holds one up]'' It’s hip! It’s coral! It’s… it’s losing money! ''[starts to cry]'' Oh you’re right SpongeBob. But I can’t fire me pride and joy, it’ll break her fragile little heart! What am I going to do?
{{L|Pearl|Sure, SpongeBob. ''[they walk to the kitchen]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob}} There there, Mr. Krabs. I’m sure there’s another way.
{{L|SpongeBob|''[thinking]'' How am I going to break it to her? I've never fired anyone before. I just got to say it. Pearl, you're fired! Okay, here it goes. ''[opens his mouth to say it, but Pearl is already crying]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs}} That’s it boy! You could fire her! It’s OK if she hates you.
{{L|Pearl|''[crying]'' Oh, SpongeBob! ''[SpongeBob lets out a sigh of some relief]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob}}That’s not what I said, sir. ''[Mr. Krabs brings SpongeBob to the door]''
{{L|Pearl|I can't take it anymore! Nothing I do is working!}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs}} Great then, it’s all settled: you fire Pearly, I’ll wait in me office. ''[SpongeBob is pushed out the door and accidentally runs into Pearl]''
{{L|SpongeBob|Sure it is, Pearl! Look at all the hip, young people eating sa-''lads!''}}
{{L|Pearl}} Totally rude, SpongeBob.
{{L|Pearl|No, don't you get it? I've been trying to get fired since day one! I was only pretending to like this place to please Daddy! This job is cutting majorly into my social life! Oh, SpongeBob, what should I do?}}
{{L|SpongeBob}} Pearl, can I see to you in the kitchen for a second?
{{L|SpongeBob|''[thinks for a second]'' I've got it! I could pretend to ''[air quotes]'' "fire you." I'll take the heat from old man Krabs later.}}
{{L|Pearl}} Sure, SpongeBob.'' [they walk to the kitchen]''
{{L|Pearl|''[grabs SpongeBob in a bone-snapping hug]'' Gosh, you'd really do that for me? You're a great pal, SpongeBob. How can I ever thank you?}}
{{L|SpongeBob}} ''[thinking]'' How am I going to break it to her? I’ve never fired anyone before. I just got to say it. Pearl, you’re fired! OK, here it goes. ''[SpongeBob opens his mouth to say it, but Pearl is already crying]''
{{L|SpongeBob|''[muffled]'' Stop trying to break me in half?}}
{{L|Pearl}} ''[crying]'' Oh, SpongeBob! ''[SpongeBob lets out a sigh of some relief]''
{{L|Pearl|''[drops him]'' Deal. ''[cut to SpongeBob and Pearl walking up to Mr. Krabs' door, Pearl tries to conceal her laughing]'' Oh, boy, oh, boy!}}
{{L|Pearl}} I can’t take it anymore! Nothing I do is working!
{{L|SpongeBob|Okay, Pearl. We got to make this convincing. ''[loud and clear]'' Pearl, I need to have a word with you. ''[we see Mr. Krabs in his office, sobbing]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob}} Sure it is, Pearl. Look at all the hip, young people eating sal-lads!
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Oh no, here it goes! I don't know if I can bear to listen.}}
{{L|Pearl}} No, don’t you get it! I’ve been trying to get fired since day one! I was only pretending to like this place to please Daddy. This job is cutting majorly into my social life. Oh SpongeBob, what should I do?
{{L|SpongeBob|It's not that you haven't done a good job around here, it's just that...}}
{{L|SpongeBob}} ''[SpongeBob thinks for a second]'' I got it! I can pretend to ''[air quotes]'' "fire you." I’ll take the heat from old man Krabs later.
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[now pushed against the door]'' Don't be too hard on her, now. Why does it have to be in this way? ''[sees himself in the uniform in the mirror]'' It's for the best.}}
{{L|Pearl}} ''[Pearl grabs SpongeBob in a bone-snapping hug] ''Gosh, you’d really do that for me? You’re a great pal, SpongeBob. How can I ever thank you?!
{{L|SpongeBob|Well, we feel it might be in everybody's best interest if...}}
{{L|SpongeBob}} ''[muffled]'' Stop trying to break me in half?
{{L|Mr. Krabs|I can't let him do this! ''[goes for the door, then sees the vault open. It's empty, and a spider crawls around its web]'' Get on with it, SpongeBob!}}
{{L|Pearl}} ''[Pearl drops him] ''Deal. ''[cut to SpongeBob and Pearl walking up to Mr. Krabs’ door, Pearl tries to conceal her laughing] ''Oh, boy!'' , ''
{{L|SpongeBob|Pearl, you're fired. ''[Mr. Krabs chokes and falls over]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob}} OK, Pearl. We’ve got to make this convincing. ''[loud and clear]'' Pearl I need to have a word with you! ''[we see Mr. Krabs in his office sobbing]''
{{L|Pearl|''[whispers]'' Thanks, SpongeBob! ''[kisses him, then runs off and jumps into a car with all her friends]'' Come on, gang, the mall awaits! ''[they drive off. SpongeBob runs into the office]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs}} Oh no, here it goes! I don’t know if I can bear to listen.
{{L|SpongeBob|Hey, Mr. Krabs, I did it! ''[screams when he sees Mr. Krabs' body. He runs over to a bill behind glass, which is for emergency purposes and he breaks the glass. He waves the bill under Mr. Krabs' nose.]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob}} It’s not that you haven’t done a good job around here, it’s just that…
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[regaining consciousness]'' Oh, Pearly... ''[sniffs]'' Is that a $20? ''[pockets the bill]'' Oh, SpongeBob, how could we have done such a thing to me own flesh and blood? ''[cries]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs}} ''[Mr. Krabs is pushed against the door]'' Don’t be too hard on her, now. Why does it have to be this way? ''[he sees himself in the uniform in the mirror]'' It’s for the best.
{{L|SpongeBob|There, there, Mr. Krabs. Pearl took it just fine, in fact, she seemed kind of happy.}}
{{L|SpongeBob}} Well, we feel it might be in everybody’s best interest if…
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Really?}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs}} I can’t let him do this! ''[he goes for the door, then sees the vault open. It’s empty, and a spider crawls around its web]'' Get on with it, SpongeBob!
{{L|SpongeBob|She's off to bigger and better things.}}
{{L|SpongeBob}} Pearl, you’re fired. ''[Mr. Krabs chokes and falls over]''
{{L|Mr. Krabs|That's me girl; tough as nails, just like her old man! ''[laughs]'' But how am I gonna get my money back for all this stuff? ''[SpongeBob thinks. Cut to his house, where all the stuff is put up in his house. SpongeBob dances in his uniform to the music]''}}
{{L|Pearl}} Thanks, SpongeBob. ''[kisses him. She runs off and jumps into a car with all her friends]'' Come on gang, the mall awaits! ''[they drive off. SpongeBob runs into the office]''
{{L|SpongeBob|''[laughing]'' Isn't this great, Gary? And it only cost me one year's salary!}}
{{L|SpongeBob}} Hey, Mr. Krabs, I did it! ''[he screams when he sees Mr. Krabs’ body. He runs over to a bill behind glass, which is for emergency purposes and he breaks the glass. He waves the bill under Krabs’ nose.]''
{{L|Gary|''[covered in stuffed animals and his shell has flowers painted on it]'' Meow?}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs}} ''[regaining consciousness]'' Oh Pearly… ''[sniffs]'' Is that a 20? ''[he pockets the bill]'' Oh SpongeBob, how could I have done such a thing to me own fresh and blood? ''[cries]''
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{{L|SpongeBob}}There, there, Mr. Krabs. Pearl took it just fine, in fact, she seemed sort of happy.
{{L|Mr. Krabs}} Really?
{{L|SpongeBob}} She’s off to bigger and better things.
{{L|Mr. Krabs}}That’s me old girl; tough as nails, just like her old man! ''[laughs]'' But how am I going to get my money back for all this stuff? ''[SpongeBob thinks. Cut to his house, where all the stuff is put up in his house. SpongeBob dances in his uniform to the music]''
{{L|SpongeBob}} ''[laughing]'' Isn’t this great, Gary? And it only cost me one year’s salary!
{{L|Gary}} ''['Gary is covered in stuffed animals and his shell has flowers painted on it]'' Meow?
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