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{{EpisodeTranscript}}{{L|''[The episode begins at the Krusty Krab. SpongeBob and Squidward are cleaning Mr. Krabs' office.]''}}
{{EpisodeTranscript}}
{{L|''[The episode begins at the Krusty Krab. SpongeBob and Squidward are cleaning Mr. Krabs' office.]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[being used as a scrub brush to clean the window]'' Ooh— ''[gasps]'' Ooh— ''[gasps]'' Yeah! Don't you just love cleaning day?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[being used as a scrub brush to clean the window]'' Ooh— ''[gasps]'' Ooh— ''[gasps]'' Yeah! Don't you just love cleaning day?}}
{{L|Squidward|''[wrings SpongeBob in the mop bucket]'' We're so lucky.}}
{{L|Squidward|''[wrings SpongeBob in the mop bucket]'' We're so lucky.}}
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{{L|''[Meanwhile, back at the Krusty Krab, SpongeBob is finishing up cleaning the office. He notices the Krabby Patty formula is gone from the trashcan.]''}}
{{L|''[Meanwhile, back at the Krusty Krab, SpongeBob is finishing up cleaning the office. He notices the Krabby Patty formula is gone from the trashcan.]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh! Oh! Ahh! ''[looks all over the office]'' Hey, Squidward, have you seen the Krabby Patty secret formula? ''[lifts the desk and drops it]'' Ohh! ''[pulls out from underneath]'' I put it right here in this circular file cabinet.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh! Oh! Ahh! ''[looks all over the office]'' Hey, Squidward, have you seen the Krabby Patty secret formula? ''[lifts the desk and drops it]'' Ohh! ''[pulls out from underneath]'' I put it right here in this circular file cabinet.}}
{{L|Squidward|That's a trash can, you nitwit. ''[SpongeBob looks at the item closer while Squidward sits back but suddenly gets scared]'' The formula?! ''[cuts to them looking for the formula outside]'' Face it, SpongeBob. ''[gets trash thrown in his face]'' The formula—}}
{{L|Squidward|That's a trash can, you nitwit. ''[SpongeBob looks at the item closer while Squidward sits back but suddenly what SpongeBob just said gets scared]'' The formula?! ''[cuts to them looking for the formula outside]'' Face it, SpongeBob. ''[gets trash thrown in his face]'' The formula—}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Don't say it!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Don't say it!}}
{{L|Squidward|Is gone.}}
{{L|Squidward|Is gone.}}
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{{L|Squidward|Okay, let's go get that formula.}}
{{L|Squidward|Okay, let's go get that formula.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Ooh, we are gonna pull ''[imitates Plankton]'' a Plankton on Plankton! ''[laughs]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Ooh, we are gonna pull ''[imitates Plankton]'' a Plankton on Plankton! ''[laughs]''}}
{{L|''[SpongeBob and Squidward sneak behind the Chum Bucket. Squidward goes to the front doors, but a meow sound startles him.]''}}
{{L|''[Bubble transition to SpongeBob and Squidward sneaking behind the Chum Bucket. Squidward goes to the front doors, but a meow sound startles him.]''}}
{{L|Squidward|Nyah! Whaa?}}
{{L|Squidward|Nyah! Whaa?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[appears in a cat costume]'' Sorry. ''[laughs]'' Stepped on my tail.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[appears in a cat costume]'' Sorry. ''[laughs]'' Stepped on my tail.}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|Hang on. ''[slips in underneath]'' Ooh.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Hang on. ''[slips in underneath]'' Ooh.}}
{{L|Squidward|And just how am I supposed to get in? ''[SpongeBob grabs him by the legs and pulls him in underneath, accidentally ripping his eyes out]'' Ooh! ''[grumbles as he grabs his eyes and puts them back on his face]''}}
{{L|Squidward|And just how am I supposed to get in? ''[SpongeBob grabs him by the legs and pulls him in underneath, accidentally ripping his eyes out]'' Ooh! ''[grumbles as he grabs his eyes and puts them back on his face]''}}
{{L|''[SpongeBob peaks through the sewer lid and sees nothing around. He pops out and slides behind the Chum Bucket's menu. He slithers down from the wall, leaving two dents on his body. He and Squidward hide under a table. Squidward bashes SpongeBob on the head to straighten himself out. Plankton is seen watching a scary old movie.]''}}
{{L|''[SpongeBob peaks through the sewer lid and sees nothing around. He pops out and slides behind the Chum Bucket's menu. He slithers down from the wall, leaving two dents on his body. He and Squidward hide under a table. Squidward bashes SpongeBob on the nose to straighten his head out. Plankton is seen watching a scary old movie.]''}}
{{L|TV Monster|''[growls]''}}
{{L|TV Monster|''[growls]''}}
{{L|TV Actress|Ahh!}}
{{L|TV Actress|Ahh!}}
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{{L|Plankton|''[exits the elevator]'' Good night, honey. ''[blow kisses to Karen]''}}
{{L|Plankton|''[exits the elevator]'' Good night, honey. ''[blow kisses to Karen]''}}
{{L|''[Karen snores as she sleeps in her bed. Plankton hops onto his bed, claps his hands to turn off the lights and goes to sleep. SpongeBob sneaks into the bedroom through the doorknob. He slithers past Karen and goes to check on Plankton.]''}}
{{L|''[Karen snores as she sleeps in her bed. Plankton hops onto his bed, claps his hands to turn off the lights and goes to sleep. SpongeBob sneaks into the bedroom through the doorknob. He slithers past Karen and goes to check on Plankton.]''}}
{{L|Squidward|What are you doing?}}
{{L|Squidward|''[whispering]'' What are you doing?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Making sure he's asleep.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Making sure he's asleep.}}
{{L|''[SpongeBob opens Plankton's eyelid and sees his eyeball snoring. SpongeBob gives Squidward a thumbs up, letting him know that Plankton is sound asleep. Squidward groans. The screen cuts to SpongeBob and Squidward tiptoeing all over the laboratory as they search for the formula. SpongeBob's pants and torso walk off, leaving SpongeBob's head and arms in tact in midair. SpongeBob hears a growling noise.]''}}
{{L|''[SpongeBob opens Plankton's eyelid and sees his eyeball snoring. SpongeBob gives Squidward a thumbs up, letting him know that Plankton is sound asleep. Squidward groans. The screen cuts to SpongeBob and Squidward tiptoeing all over the laboratory as they search for the formula. SpongeBob's pants and torso walk off, leaving SpongeBob's head and arms in tact in midair. SpongeBob hears a growling noise.]''}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|Aww, it's Plankton's little pet, Spot. He wants to play!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Aww, it's Plankton's little pet, Spot. He wants to play!}}
{{L|Squidward|''[Spot is licking him all over]'' Will you get him off of me?! ''[tries to shake Spot off his legs]''}}
{{L|Squidward|''[Spot is licking him all over]'' Will you get him off of me?! ''[tries to shake Spot off his legs]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Hmm. Ahh! ''[grabs a fuel rod, which zaps his body as his skeleton is shown, and whistles]'' Get the stick, boy! ''[Spot sees the fuel rod and barks happily]'' Fetch! ''[throws the fuel rod and Spot goes after it through the front doors; SpongeBob then locks the doors shut]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Hmm. Ahh! ''[grabs a fuel rod, which zaps his body as his skeleton is shown, and whistles]'' Get the stick, boy! ''[Spot sees the fuel rod and barks happily]'' Fetch! ''[throws the fuel rod and Spot goes after it through the front doors; SpongeBob then morphs into a hand and locks the doors shut]''}}
{{L|Squidward|Look out!}}
{{L|Squidward|Look out!}}
{{L|''[A sleepy Karen rolls in behind SpongeBob.]''}}
{{L|''[A sleepy Karen rolls in behind SpongeBob.]''}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|It's okay. She's in sleep mode.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|It's okay. She's in sleep mode.}}
{{L|Karen|Oh, dear, the chum is escaping. ''[grabs SpongeBob and Squidward, stuffs them in the chum grinder and grinds them both into chum; she snores as she rolls away]''}}
{{L|Karen|Oh, dear, the chum is escaping. ''[grabs SpongeBob and Squidward, stuffs them in the chum grinder and grinds them both into chum; she snores as she rolls away]''}}
{{L|''[SpongeBob and Squidward, now grinded up into a pile of chum, slithers away. The scene changes to SpongeBob and Squidward hiding in empty toxic waste cans and rolling themselves over to the safe where Plankton is keeping the formula. They pop out of the cans and walk over to the safe.]''}}
{{L|''[SpongeBob and Squidward, now grinded up into a pile of chum, slithers away. Bubble transition to SpongeBob and Squidward hiding in empty toxic waste cans and rolling themselves over to the safe where Plankton is keeping the formula. They pop out of the cans and walk over to the safe.]''}}
{{L|Squidward|This must be it.}}
{{L|Squidward|This must be it.}}
{{L|''[SpongeBob pushes the buttons on the doors. The alarm goes off and an electric eye looks down on them.]''}}
{{L|''[SpongeBob pushes the buttons on the doors. The alarm goes off and an electric eye looks down on them.]''}}
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{{L|Squidward|I'll take it from here. ''[pushes SpongeBob aside]''}}
{{L|Squidward|I'll take it from here. ''[pushes SpongeBob aside]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|I'm fine.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|I'm fine.}}
{{L|''[Squidward goes for the safe, but he steps on a tile, setting off a trap. A giant boot squishes Squidward flat.]''}}
{{L|''[Squidward goes for the safe, but he steps on a tile, setting off a booby trap. A giant boot squishes Squidward flat.]''}}
{{L|Squidward|You go first this time.}}
{{L|Squidward|You go first this time.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Hmm-mmph. ''[goes for the safe, but steps on a tile setting off another trap]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Hmm-mmph. ''[goes for the safe, but steps on a tile setting off another booby trap]''}}
{{L|''[A hammer slams onto Squidward.]''}}
{{L|''[A hammer slams onto Squidward.]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|You okay? ''[steps on another tile, setting off another trap]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|You okay? ''[steps on another tile, setting off a third booby trap]''}}
{{L|Squidward|No! ''[gets incinerated by fire underneath him]''}}
{{L|Squidward|No! ''[gets incinerated by fire underneath him]''}}
{{L|''[SpongeBob moves over to a different tile, but sets off another trap. A pair of robot arms gives Squidward a wedgie. SpongeBob runs around in panic, stepping on more tiles and setting off more traps. A bowling ball crushes Squidward's foot.]''}}
{{L|''[SpongeBob moves over to a different tile, but sets off another booby trap. A pair of robot arms gives Squidward a wedgie. SpongeBob runs around in panic, stepping on more tiles and setting off more booby traps. A bowling ball crushes Squidward's foot.]''}}
{{L|Squidward|Ow. ''[gets slapped in the face by a robotic arm]''}}
{{L|Squidward|Ow. ''[gets slapped in the face repeatedly by a robotic arm]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[stands on a tile and doesn't move as it sinks down into the floor]'' I'm standing still! I'm not even doing anything!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[stands on a tile and doesn't move as it sinks down into the floor]'' I'm standing still! I'm not even doing anything!}}
{{L|''[Squidward gets electrocuted by the electrical bolts. Then he gets crushed by a piano followed by a spiked-ball and a boat that resembles Titanic. Squidward is now reduced to liquid and slithers over to SpongeBob.]''}}
{{L|''[Squidward gets electrocuted by the electrical bolts. Then he gets crushed by a piano followed by a spiked-ball and a boat that resembles Titanic. Squidward is now reduced to liquid and slithers over to SpongeBob.]''}}
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{{L|''[SpongeBob walks over to the safe and revives Squidward back into his normal form. He turns the lock on the safe.]''}}
{{L|''[SpongeBob walks over to the safe and revives Squidward back into his normal form. He turns the lock on the safe.]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Ahh. ''[the safe opens to reveal the secret formula; he laughs]'' I can't believe that actually worked! ''[touches the bottle and the alarm goes off]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Ahh. ''[the safe opens to reveal the secret formula; he laughs]'' I can't believe that actually worked! ''[touches the bottle and the alarm goes off]''}}
{{L|''[The tile below SpongeBob and Squidward sends them flying into a rocket. The rocket closes and blasts out from the Chum Bucket with a screaming SpongeBob and Squidward inside. The rocket crash lands in the back of the Krusty Krab. SpongeBob and Squidward roll out from the rocket and are completely singed and injured. It is now dawn and Mr. Krabs drives up to the front doors. He goes to unlock the doors and sees SpongeBob and Squidward.]''}}
{{L|''[The tile below SpongeBob and Squidward sends them flying into a rocket. The rocket closes before the 3-2-1 countdown and blasts out from the Chum Bucket with a screaming SpongeBob and Squidward inside. The rocket crash lands in the back of the Krusty Krab. SpongeBob and Squidward roll out from the rocket and are completely singed and injured. It is now dawn and Mr. Krabs drives up to the front doors. He goes to unlock the doors and sees SpongeBob and Squidward.]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Good morning, Krusty crew! Ready to cook up a new batch of Krabby Patties? Er...''[sees SpongeBob and Squidward singed and injured]'' Why are you two smoldering?}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Good morning, Krusty crew! Ready to cook up a new batch of Krabby Patties? Er...''[sees SpongeBob and Squidward singed and injured]'' Why are you two smoldering?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|We're sorry, Mr. Krabs!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|We're sorry, Mr. Krabs!}}
{{L|Squidward|''[covers SpongeBob's mouth]'' No, he's delirious! He doesn't know what he's saying.}}
{{L|Squidward|''[covers SpongeBob's mouth]'' No, he's delirious! He doesn't know what he's saying.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[pushes Squidward away]'' No! Mr. Krabs deserves the truth. We accidentally threw away the Krabby Patty formula and Plankton found it! We tried to steal it back, but we failed! ''[sobs]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[pushes Squidward away]'' No! Mr. Krabs deserves the truth. We accidentally threw away the Krabby Patty formula and Plankton found it! We tried to steal it back, but we failed! ''[sobs]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[gets very angry and smoke steams out of his eyestalks]'' YOU DID WHAT?! PLANKTON STOLE ME FORMULER?!}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[gets raging and smoke steams out of his eyestalks]'' You did what?! Plankton stole me formuler?!}}
{{L|Squidward|''[he and SpongeBob nod their heads]'' That's what he said. Yeah.}}
{{L|Squidward|''[he and SpongeBob nod their heads]'' That's what he said. Yeah.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[calmly]'' Then I'll just have to steal it back. ''[walks over to the Chum Bucket]'' Hmm. Uh-huh. ''[punches a hole through the wall and grabs the secret formula from inside]'' Oh. ''[kisses the bottle]'' Don't worry. Papa's here.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[calmly]'' Then I'll just have to steal it back. ''[walks over to the Chum Bucket]'' Hmm. Uh-huh. ''[punches a hole through the wall and grabs the secret formula from inside]'' Oh. ''[kisses the bottle]'' Don't worry. Papa's here.}}
{{L|''[The scene changes the scallop making its rooster call to Bikini Bottom. Plankton, now awake, goes to the safe.]''}}
{{L|''[The scene changes the next morning with the scallop making its rooster call to Bikini Bottom. Plankton, now awake, goes to the safe.]''}}
{{L|Plankton|Oh, yeah! ''[looks at himself with his pocket mirror]'' Who's the man? You are! Eh, man.}}
{{L|Plankton|Oh, yeah! ''[looks at himself with his pocket mirror]'' Who's the man? You are! Eh, man.}}
{{L|''[Plankton throws the mirror away. He turns the lock on the safe. He opens it and reveals Spot with the fuel rod barking happily at him. The hole behind Spot was the same hole Mr. Krabs made when he retrieved the formula. Spot jumps onto Plankton with the fuel rod and licks him while in doing so, zapping his body and showing his skeleton.]''}}
{{L|''[Plankton throws the mirror away. He turns the lock on the safe. He opens it and instead of the formula, it reveals Spot with the fuel rod barking happily at him. The hole behind Spot was the same hole Mr. Krabs made when he retrieved the formula. Spot jumps onto Plankton with the fuel rod and licks him while in doing so, zapping his body and showing his skeleton.]''}}
{{L|Plankton|No, no, no! Krabs!}}
{{L|Plankton|No, no, no! ''[growls furiously]'' Krabs!}}
{{L|''[Meanwhile, back at the Krusty Krab.]''}}
{{L|''[Bubble transition to daytime back at the Krusty Krab.]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[sighs]'' I'm sure glad the formula is back in the safe where it belongs, Mr. Krabs.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[sighs]'' I'm sure glad the formula is back in the safe where it belongs, Mr. Krabs.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[laughs]'' Me, too, boy-o. And to make sure you two don't ever take your eyes off it again, I have a surprise for you. ''[SpongeBob and Squidward are stuffed in the safe]'' You're me new security system. ''[closes the safe and laughs before he leaves]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[laughs]'' Me, too, boy-o. And to make sure you two don't ever take your eyes off it again, I have a surprise for you.}}
{{L|''[Cut to SpongeBob and Squidward being stuffed in the safe.]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|You're me new security system. ''[closes the safe and laughs before he leaves]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Yay!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Yay!}}
{{L|Squidward|Wait! I'm claustrophobic!}}
{{L|Squidward|''[frightened]'' Wait! I'm claustrophobic!}}
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{{L|''[The episode irises out.]''}}

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