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* [''Squidward is sleeping'']
{{EpisodeTranscript}}
* '''Patrick:''' Could you pass the chips, SpongeBob?
{{L|''[The episode begins with Squidward sleeping.]''}}
* '''SpongeBob:''' Sorry, Patrick. we're all out.
{{L|Patrick|Could you pass the chips, SpongeBob?}}
* '''Patrick:''' Oh, barnacles! What am I going to do with all this dip? [''SpongeBob and Patrick are sitting in chairs beside Squidward's bed'']
{{L|SpongeBob|Sorry, Patrick. We're all out.}}
* '''SpongeBob:''' Patrick! [''Squidward screams'']
{{L|Patrick|Oh, barnacles! What am I going to do with all this dip!? ''[SpongeBob and Patrick are sitting in chairs beside Squidward's bed.]''}}
* '''Squidward:''' What are you two losers doing?
{{L|SpongeBob|Patrick! ''[Squidward screams.]''}}
* '''SpongeBob:''' Waiting to watch the sunrise with you.
{{L|Squidward|What are you two morons doing?}}
* '''Squidward:''' At 3:47 in the morning?
{{L|SpongeBob|Waiting to watch the sunrise with you.}}
* '''SpongeBob:''' Uh-huh.
{{L|Squidward|At 3:47 in the morning?}}
* '''Squidward''': In my bedroom?
{{L|SpongeBob|Uh-huh.}}
* '''SpongeBob''': We come here every morning.
{{L|Squidward|In my bedroom?}}
* '''Squidward''': You sneak into my house every morning?
{{L|SpongeBob|We come here every morning.}}
* '''SpongeBob''': Uh-huh. [''Squidward groans'']
{{L|Squidward|You sneak into my house every morning?}}
* '''Patrick''': It's our favorite pasttime.
{{L|SpongeBob|Uh-huh. ''[Squidward groans]''}}
* '''SpongeBob''': Ah, the memories we've shared, right in this room. It's all right here in this memory book. [''points to pictures''] He we are on the Fourth of July. And Valentine's Day. Oh, you looked so cute on Easter. [''Squidward is groaning angrily''] What's wrong with Squidward?
{{L|Patrick|It's our favorite pastime.}}
* '''Squidward''': Do you remember what I told you happens to my brain every time I see you?
{{L|SpongeBob|Ah, the memories we've shared, right in this room. They're all here in this memory book. ''[points to pictures]'' Here we are on the Fourth of July. And Valentine's Day. Oh, you looked so cute on Easter. ''[Squidward is groaning angrily]'' What's wrong, Squidward?}}
* '''SpongeBob and Patrick''': [''gasp''] Story time!
{{L|Squidward|Do you remember what I told you happens to my brain every time I see you?}}
* '''SpongeBob''': Can I tell it this time, Squidward? Please? Whenever Squidward sees us, the storm clouds in his brain roll in and a nasty storm rages. So, Squidward's happy gland is forced to take shelter in the recesses of his mind. But the happy gland can't find a recess deep enough, so he gets the flu and has to stay in bed until we leave. [''happy gland sneezes'']
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|''[gasp]'' Story time!}}
* '''Squidward''': And that is why I will never, for as long as I live, and throughout all time and enternity, ever--
{{L|SpongeBob|Can I tell it this time, Squidward? Pretty please? Whenever Squidward sees us, the storm clouds in his brain roll in and a nasty storm rages. So, Squidward's happy gland is forced to take shelter in the recesses of his mind. But the happy gland can't find a recess deep enough, so he gets the flu and has to stay in bed until we leave. ''[happy gland sneezes]''}}
* '''Narrator''': 3 hours later--
{{L|Squidward|And that is why I will never, for as long as I live, and throughout all time and eternity, ever--}}
* '''Squidward''': And with every fiber of my being, I know that I never want to see you two again--
{{L|French Narrator|3 hours later...}}
* '''SpongeBob''': Squidward?
{{L|Squidward|And with every fiber of my being, I know that I never want to see you two again--}}
* '''Squidward''': --for as long as time shall stand.
{{L|SpongeBob|Squidward?}}
* '''SpongeBob''': Uh, Squidward?
{{L|Squidward|--for as long as time shall stand.}}
* '''Squidward''': What? [''sun rises'']
{{L|SpongeBob|Uh, Squidward?}}
* '''SpongeBob and Patrick''': Oh.
{{L|Squidward|What? ''[the sun can be seen rising outside]''}}
* '''SpongeBob''': Thanks for sharing this moment with us, Squidward.
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|Oh.}}
* '''Squidward''': Get out! [''cut to later where Squidward is putting a fence to separate neighbors''] Perfect.
{{L|SpongeBob|Thanks for sharing this moment with us, Squidward.}}
* '''SpongeBob''': Wow, that's a nice one. Thanks for inviting us to your big tentwarming party.
{{L|Squidward|Get out! ''[Bubble transition to later that morning as Squidward is putting up a fence around his house.]'' Perfect.}}
* '''Squidward''': Oh, of course. Come, have a seat. The picnic's about to start. [''cut to later'']
{{L|SpongeBob|Wow, that's a nice one. Thanks for inviting us to your big fencewarming party.}}
* '''SpongeBob''': Oh, this is so neat.
{{L|Squidward|Oh, of course. Come, have a seat. The picnic's about to start. ''[cut to later]''}}
* '''Patrick''': I've never picniced on a catapult. Have you, SpongeBob? [''both are launched over the fence'']
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, this is so neat.}}
* '''Squidward''': It worked! Now I just turn on the electric fence. [''turns it on''] Now, they'll never get back in. [''SpongeBob and Patrick land inside the fence area'']
{{L|Patrick|I've never picnicked on a catapult before. Have you, SpongeBob? ''[Both are launched over the fence.]''}}
* '''Patrick''': Let's do it again.
{{L|Squidward|It worked! Now I just turn on the electric fence. ''[turns it on]'' Now, they'll never get back in. ''[SpongeBob and Patrick land inside the fence area.]''}}
* '''SpongeBob''': Let's do it again.
{{L|Patrick|Let's do it again.}}
* '''Patrick''': Can we, Squidward?
{{L|SpongeBob|Let's do it again.}}
* '''SpongeBob''': Huh?
{{L|Patrick|Can we, Squidward?}}
* '''Squidward''': What? No! Get out!
{{L|Squidward|Huh? What? No! Get out!}}
* '''SpongeBob''': But--
{{L|SpongeBob|But--}}
* '''Squidward''': No! You're going out this door, right now-- [''touches the doorknob and gets electricuted'']
{{L|Squidward|No! You're going out this door, right now-- ''[touches the doorknob and gets electrocuted]''}}
* '''SpongeBob''': You're not mad at us. are you, Squidward? Squidward? Squidward? [''Squidward's brain is not storming anymore and has a rainbow over it''] Well, okay then. You look like you need some alone time. We'll be at the petting zoo if you need us.
{{L|SpongeBob|You're not mad at us, are you, Squidward? Squidward? Squidward? ''[Squidward's brain is not storming anymore and has a rainbow over it.]'' Well, okay then. You look like you need some alone time. We'll be at the petting zoo if you need us.}}
* '''Squidward''': Do they have cute sea horses there?
{{L|Squidward|Do they have cute sea horses there?}}
* '''SpongeBob''': Yeah, they're pretty adorable.
{{L|SpongeBob|Yeah, they're pretty adorable.}}
* '''Squidward''': And the little scallops that nibble on your fingers when you feed them?
{{L|Squidward|And the little scallops that nibble on your fingers when you feed them?}}
* '''SpongeBob''': Oh, yeah.
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, yeah.}}
* '''Squidward''': Can I come?
{{L|Squidward|Can I come?}}
* '''SpongeBob and Patrick''': Oh-- yeah. [''cut to a montage of of events: Squidward petting a sea horse, riding in a wagon while SpongeBob and Patrick pull him, riding a ferris wheel and taking pictures in a photo booth. Later, the bus drops them off in front of Squidward's house. Squidward runs inside''] Good night, Squidward.
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|''[gasp]'' Ooh—yeah. ''[cut to a montage of events: Squidward is petting a sea horse, riding in a wagon while SpongeBob and Patrick pull him, riding a Ferris wheel and taking pictures in a photo booth. Later, the bus drops them off in front of Squidward's house. Squidward runs inside]'' Good night, Squidward.}}
* '''SpongeBob''': Hey, Patrick. did you notice anything different about Squidward?
{{L|SpongeBob|Hey, Patrick. Did you notice anything different about Squidward?}}
* '''Patrick''': Uh, new glasses?
{{L|Patrick|Uh, new glasses?}}
* '''SpongeBob''': No, no. he seems happier.
{{L|SpongeBob|No, no. I mean he seems happier.}}
* '''Squidward''': [''peeks his head out his top window''] Good night, Bikini Bottom. I love you! [''closes window'']
{{L|Squidward|''[calling from his bedroom window]'' Good night, Bikini Bottom. I love you! ''[closes the window]''}}
* '''Patrick''': He's probably happy about his new glasses. [''cut to next day when SpongeBob wakes up. He turns off his alarm but he pokes Squidward's nose instead'']
{{L|Patrick|He's probably happy about his new glasses.}}
* '''Squidward''': Good morning, SpongeBob. Honk! [''makes alarm sound at SpongeBob'']
{{L|''[cut to exterior of SpongeBob's pineapple at sunrise. The rooster crows, light slowly fills SpongeBob's room, and then his foghorn alarm sounds. SpongeBob wakes up. He goes to turn off his alarm, but he pokes Squidward's nose instead.]''}}
* '''SpongeBob''': Squidward, what are you doing here?
{{L|Squidward|Good morning, SpongeBob. ''[as the alarm goes off again]'' Honk!}}
* '''Squidward''': You were right, SpongeBob. Watching the sunrise together is much better.
{{L|SpongeBob|Squidward, what are you doing here?}}
* '''SpongeBob''': [''laughs''] Oh, yeah. I forgot. The new Squidward. [''gets out of bed''] I guess I better get ready for work. Boy, the new Squidward sure is friendly. [''SpongeBob reads the newspaper while sipping his coffee cup''] The new Squidward sure is helpful. [''cut to SpongeBob brushing his teeth''] Huh? [''Squidward is flossing SpongeBob's teeth''] The new Squidward sure is hygenic. [''SpongeBob and Squidward walk to work together''] Boy-- the new Squidward sure is chummy. [''cut to The Krusty Krab''] Ah, this is more like it. Just me, my grill, and you, Mr. Smiley Face Krabby Patty. Nothing can can come between us. [''Squidward squeezes between them'']
{{L|Squidward|You were right, SpongeBob. Watching the sunrise together is much better.}}
* '''Squidward''': Hello, SpongeBob.
{{L|SpongeBob|''[laughs]'' Oh, yeah. I forgot. The new Squidward. ''[gets out of bed]'' I guess I better get ready for work. Boy, the new Squidward sure is friendly. ''[SpongeBob reads the newspaper while sipping his coffee cup.]'' The new Squidward sure is helpful. ''[SpongeBob finishes brushing his teeth, but is surprised when Squidward starts flossing them for him]'' Huh? The new Squidward sure is hygienic. ''[SpongeBob and Squidward leave for work together]'' Boy—the new Squidward sure is chummy. ''[wanting a little personal space, he moves to the right side of the driveway, but Squidward does too; cut to the Krusty Krab]'' Ah, this is more like it. Just me, my grill, and you, Mr. Smiley Face Krabby Patty. No one can come between us. ''[Squidward squeezes between them.]''}}
* '''SpongeBob''': Aah! S-S-Squidward! Aren't you supposed to be out front?
{{L|Squidward|Hello, SpongeBob.}}
* '''Squidward''': I wanted to help you work.
{{L|SpongeBob|''[screams]'' S-S-Squidward! Aren't you supposed to be out front?}}
* '''SpongeBob''': What? Oh, that's silly talk, Squidward. I'm chief fry cook, and we fry cooks work alone. And, uh-- [''pokes his head out the order window''] --we're not supposed to get distracted while we're cooking, Squidward!
{{L|Squidward|I wanted to help you work.}}
* '''Mr. Krabs''': Squidward! [''grabs him and brings him out front''] Stop distracting SpongeBob and service the customers!
{{L|SpongeBob|What? Oh, that's silly talk, Squidward. I'm chief fry cook, and we fry cooks work alone. And, uh-- ''[pokes his head out the order window]'' --we're not supposed to get distracted while we're cooking, Squidward!}}
* '''Squidward''': How are we today? Everything a-okay here?
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Mr. Squidward! ''[grabs him and brings him out front]'' Stop distracting SpongeBob and serve the customers!}}
* '''Tom''': What do you mean?
{{L|Squidward|How are we today? Everything a-okay here?}}
* '''Squidward''': How's your meal? Anyone need tartar sauce? I have an idea. How about a free Krusty Krab Junior crew hat for the little tyke. [''puts a Krusty Krab hat on the kid'']
{{L|Tom|What do you mean?}}
* '''Little Kid Fish''': [''holds Mable''] Mommy, I'm scared.
{{L|Squidward|How's your meal? Anyone need tartar sauce? I have an idea. How about a free Krusty Krab Junior crew hat for the little tyke. ''[puts a Krusty Krab hat on the kid]''}}
* '''Squidward''': Who wants a free refill?
{{L|Little Kid Fish|''[holds Mable]'' Mommy, I'm scared.}}
* '''Mr. Krabs''': Did someone just say "free"? [''runs out of his office''] What's the problem here?
{{L|Squidward|Who wants a free refill?}}
* '''Little Kid Fish''': He-he-- he asked me if I wanted tartar sauce, [''shows the Krusty Krab hat Squidward gave her''] and then he gave me a free hat.
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Did someone just say "free"? ''[runs out of his office]'' What's the problem here?}}
* '''Mr. Krabs''': Free? [''eyes dry up''] Mr. Squidward!
{{L|Little Kid Fish|He- he-- he asked me if I wanted tartar sauce, ''[she shows Mr. Krabs the Krusty Krab hat Squidward gave her]'' and then he gave me a free hat!}}
* '''Squidward''': Yes, sir.
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Free?! ''[eyes dry up]'' Mr. Squidward!}}
* '''Mr. Krabs''': Listen up. Me customers come here for cheap food and verbal abuse, and if you can't get it right, get back in the kitchen with SpongeBob. [''SpongeBob comes out of the bathroom and sees Squidward holding a plate of patties'']                 
{{L|Squidward|Yes, sir.}}
* '''SpongeBob''': Squidward, what are you doing?
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Listen up. Me customers come here for cheap food and verbal abuse, and if you can't get it right, get back in the kitchen with SpongeBob. ''[SpongeBob comes out of the bathroom and sees Squidward holding a plate of patties.]''}}
* '''Squidward''': Mr. Krabs told me to help you, so I made Krabby Patties.
{{L|SpongeBob|Whoa! Squidward, what are you doing?}}
* '''SpongeBob''': Oh, these will never do. Besides, it takes years of practice and you'd never be up to it. [''about to throw the patties away until Mr. Krabs comes in'']
{{L|Squidward|Mr. Krabs told me to help you, so I made Krabby Patties.}}
* '''Mr. Krabs''': SpongeBob? What are you doing with those patties?
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, these will never do. Besides, it takes years of practice. You'd never be up to it, sorry. ''[He is about to throw the patties away until Mr. Krabs comes in.]''}}
* '''SpongeBob''': Oh, they're no good, Mr. Krabs. Squidward made them.
{{L|Mr. Krabs|SpongeBob, what are you doing with those patties?}}
* '''Mr. Krabs''': They look okay to me.
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, these are no good, Mr. Krabs. Squidward made them.}}
* '''SpongeBob''': But he's not a real fry cook.
{{L|Mr. Krabs|They look okay to me.}}
* '''Mr. Krabs''': He is now. Give him an apron and put him to work. You know, he might be as good a fry cook as you. [''SpongeBob whimpers. cut to later where both SpongeBob and Squidward are at the grill'']
{{L|SpongeBob|But he's not a real fry cook.}}
* '''Squidward''': Wow, SpongeBob! You've been Employee of the Month a gazillion times. I wish I could be employee of the month.
{{L|Mr. Krabs|He is now. Give him an apron and put him to work. You know, he might be as good a fry cook as you. ''[SpongeBob whimpers and his eyes get so small they fall out. Cut to later where both SpongeBob and Squidward are at the grill.]''}}
* '''SpongeBob''': Actually, Squidward. in point of fact, I've been Employee of the Month a gazillion and six times. But keep dreaming.
{{L|Squidward|Wow, SpongeBob! You've been Employee of the Month a gazillion times. I wish I could be employee of the month.}}
* '''Mr. Krabs''': SpongeBob?
{{L|SpongeBob|Actually, Squidward, in point of fact, I've been Employee of the Month a gazillion and six times. Heh. Keep dreaming.}}
* '''SpongeBob''': Yes, Mr. Krabs?
{{L|Mr. Krabs|SpongeBob?}}
* '''Mr. Krabs''': What's the meaning of this?
{{L|SpongeBob|Yes, Mr. Krabs?}}
* '''SpongeBob''': What's wrong with it?
{{L|Mr. Krabs|What's the meaning of this?}}
* '''Mr. Krabs''': A smiley face with dimples? [''shows a patty with a smiley face and dimples'']
{{L|SpongeBob|What's wrong with it?}}
* '''SpongeBob''': [''screams''] Dimples? It was him! No, Squidward did it.
{{L|Mr. Krabs|A smiley face with dimples? ''[Mr. Krabs shows a patty with a smiley face and dimples.]''}}
* '''Mr. Krabs''': Mr. Squidward?
{{L|SpongeBob|''[screams]'' Dimples? It was him! New Squidward did it. ''[smiles smugly, expecting Mr. Krabs to be upset at Squidward]''}}
* '''Squidward''': Yes, sir.
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Mr. Squidward?}}
* '''Mr. Krabs''': I have one thing to say to you, Mister. Oh, I just love the little ketchup dimples you do. You're the new Employee of the Month. [''takes his picture. SpongeBob breaks into pieces'']
{{L|Squidward|Yes, sir.}}
* '''Patrick''': [''walks into The Krusty Krab with a pink box in his hand''] Special delivery. For this month's Employee of the Month. I wonder who it could be. As if I didn't know. [''SpongeBob doesn't say move''] No, really. who is it? I don't know.
{{L|Mr. Krabs|I have one thing to say to you, mister. Oh, I just love those little ketchup dimples you do! ''[SpongeBob's eyes and mouth open wide, and he freezes]'' You're me new Employee of the Month. ''[takes his picture. Shocked, SpongeBob breaks into pieces.]''}}
* '''SpongeBob''': The guy you're looking for is over there. [''points to a crowd of customers and Mr. Krabs throwing Squidward up into the air with excitement'']
{{L|Patrick|''[walks into the Krusty Krab with a pink box in his hand]'' Special delivery. For this month's Employee of the Month. I wonder who it could be. As if I didn't know. ''[SpongeBob doesn't say move.]'' No, really. who is it? I don't know.}}
* '''Patrick''': Oh. SpongeBob?
{{L|SpongeBob|The guy you're looking for is over there. ''[points to a crowd of customers and Mr. Krabs throwing Squidward up into the air with excitement, then starts crying softly]''}}
* '''SpongeBob''': Yes?
{{L|Patrick|Oh. SpongeBob?}}
* '''Patrick''': I want you to pull yourself together, okay? And then I want you to--
{{L|SpongeBob|Yes?}}
* '''SpongeBob''': Mm-hmm?
{{L|Patrick|I want you to pull yourself together, okay? And then I want you to--}}
* '''Patrick''': Help me spell Squidward. [''opens up the pink box to reveal a cake that reads "Congratulations SpongeBob: Employee of the Month"'']
{{L|SpongeBob|Mm-hmm?}}
* '''SpongeBob''': Okay. [''changes "SpongeBob" to "Squidward"'']
{{L|Patrick|Help me spell 'Squidward'. ''[opens up the pink box to reveal a cake that reads "Congratulations SpongeBob: Employee of the Month"]''}}
* '''Patrick''': Thanks, SpongeBob. Party at my house! [''cut to Patrick's house where they have the party and a banner reading "Squidward Rocks" is put up and everyone, including Squidward is in a conga line'']
{{L|SpongeBob|Okay. ''[changes "SpongeBob" to "Squidward"]''}}
* '''Squidward''': Enjoying the party, SpongeBob? How's the cake, SpongeBob?
{{L|Patrick|Thanks, SpongeBob. Party at my house! ''[cut to Patrick's house where they have the party and a banner reading "Squidward Rocks" is put up and everyone, including Squidward is in a conga line. SpongeBob, however, chooses to sit at a table by himself and stare at his piece of cake]''}}
* '''SpongeBob''': It's okay, Squidward. It's a very okay cake. [''sniffles'']
{{L|Squidward|Enjoying the party, SpongeBob? ''[SpongeBob sniffles]'' How's the cake, SpongeBob?}}
* '''Squidward''': I love being Employee of the Month.
{{L|SpongeBob|It's okay, Squidward. ''[sniffles]'' It's a very okay cake. ''[sniffles]''}}
* '''SpongeBob''': Oh, so what if New Squidward is a better cook than you? Doesn't matter. And so what if New Squidward replaced you as Employee of the Month? And so what if New Squidward is pogo-dancing with your best friend? Aah! Pogo-dancing with your best friend? [''Patrick and Squidward are bouncing on pogo sticks. whimpers then gets angry''] WAIT! [''party stops''] Maybe you can take my job, and maybe you can take my place on the Employee of the Month Wall of Fame. But nobody and I mean nobody, pogo-dances with that guy [''points to Patrick''] but me. Now do yourself a big fat favor and get out, bub! [''Squidward leaves and goes over to touch the doorknob on the electric fence, which is still on, and gets electricuted''] [''cut to SpongeBob and Patrick, who are on pogo sticks''] You know, Patrick. maybe I was a little hard on New Squidward. I mean, he might be a good fry cook. and he might have his picture on the wall. but I still have the best friend in the world [''gasps''] I know. I'll go apologize. Come on. [''goes over to Squidward, still being elctricuted''] Squidward, I just want to say I'm sorry for being so selfish, and yelling at you and all. I mean, who cares about cooking, pictures on the wall and dancing. We're bigger than that, right? So, if you're willing to let bygones be bygones, then I'm willing to meet you half way. What do you say, buddy? Put her there, pal.                      
{{L|Squidward|I love being Employee of the Month.}}
* '''Patrick''': He's too proud.
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, so what if New Squidward is a better cook than you? ''[sniffles yet again]'' Doesn't matter. And so what if Squidward replaced you as Employee of the Month? And so, what if New Squidward is pogo-dancing with your best friend? ''[gasps loudly as his eyes get exaggeratedly wide and bloodshot]'' Pogo-dancing with your best friend?! ''[Patrick and Squidward are bouncing on pogo sticks. SpongeBob whimpers then gets angry]'' Stop! ''[the party stops]'' Maybe you can take my job! And maybe you can take my place on the employee of the month wall of fame! But nobody, and I mean nobody, pogo dances with that guy ''[points to Patrick]'' but me! ''[confiscates Squidward's pogo stick]'' Now do yourself a big fat favor and get out, bub! ''[Squidward tearfully leaves and goes over to touch the doorknob on the electric fence, which is still on, and gets electrocuted, causing the power in Patrick's rock to go out for a second. Cut to SpongeBob and Patrick, who are on pogo sticks]'' You know, Patrick, maybe I was a little hard on New Squidward. I mean, he might be a good fry cook. and he might have his picture on the wall, but I still have the best friend in the world. ''[gasps]'' I know. I'll go apologize. Come on. ''[goes over to Squidward, still being electrocuted]'' Squidward, I just want to say I'm sorry for being so selfish and yelling at you and all. I mean, who cares about cooking, pictures on the wall and dancing. We're bigger than that, right? So, if you're willing to let bygones be bygones, then I'm willing to meet you halfway. What do you say, buddy? Put her there.}}
* '''SpongeBob''': Oh, I'll just meet you ''all'' the way. Lay one on me, pal. [''grabs Squidward's hand and gets electricuted, too'']
{{L|Patrick|He's too proud.}}
* '''Patrick''': Hey, I want to dance funny, too! [''gets electricuted, too. the OFF/ON switch explodes and the electric fence is no more'']
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, I'll just meet you all the way. Lay one on me, pal. ''[grabs Squidward's hand and gets electrocuted, too]''}}
* '''Squidward''': SpongeBob! Patrick! What are you two still doing here?
{{L|Patrick|Hey, I want to dance funny, too! ''[gets electrocuted, too. The OFF/ON switch explodes, and the electric fence is no more]''}}
* '''SpongeBob''': [''imitating Squidward''] What are you talking about?
{{L|Squidward|''[returns to being the old Squidward]'' SpongeBob! Patrick! What are you two still doing here?}}
* '''Patrick''': [''imitating Squidward''] Yeah, what's the big idea? [''all talking at once'']
{{L|''[The electric fence has turned SpongeBob and Patrick to act like Squidward as the New SpongeBob and the New Patrick.]''}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|''[nasal voice]'' What are you talking about?}}
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{{L|Patrick|''[nasal voice]'' Yeah, what's the big idea? I don't need this aggravation. Why are you still standing here?}}
{{L|SpongeBob, Patrick, and Squidward|''[nasal voice]'' Why I oughta! I don't need this aggravation! You think I don't like telling you the things ''[spirals into gibberish with Squidward]''}}

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