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 |airdate = {{Flag|USA}} {{Time|December 18}}, {{Time|2024}}
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-{{L|''[Patrick drops in do his desk]''}}
+{{L|''[Patrick bounces and drops onto his desk.]''}}
-{{L|Patrick|Welcome back to "The Patrick Show." Next up, we have a little segment called You Can't Do That. ''[Throws his desk to reveal he was on a diving board, the desk lands on the lawnies]'' Today, I'll be jumping from this diving board into that pitcher of water below.}}
+{{L|Patrick|Welcome back to ''The Patrick Show''. Next up, we have a little segment called ''[points]'' "You Can't Do That." ''[throws his desk to reveal he was on a diving board, the desk lands on the lawnies]'' Today, I'll be jumping from this diving board into that pitcher of water below.}}
-{{L|Lawnies|''[Gasp]'' You can't do that!}}
+{{L|Lawnies|''[push away the desk underneath them, gasp]'' You can't do that!}}
 {{L|Patrick|I'm gonna do it.}}
-{{L|Squidina|Patrick, stop. We never rehearsed this. There are protocols. You can't do that!}}
+{{L|Squidina|Patrick, stop. ''[points to her clipboard]'' We never rehearsed this. There are protocols. You can't do that!}}
 {{L|Lawnies|You can't do that!}}
-{{L|Squidina|We don't have the right insurance. The pitcher is too small.}}
+{{L|Squidina|We don't have the right insurance. ''[tosses clipboard, making a man yell]'' The pitcher is too small!}}
-{{L|Patrick|Everything looks smaller from up here. It's fine}}
+{{L|Patrick|''[looking with a spyglass the wrong way]'' Everything looks smaller from up here. It's fine. ''[retracts spyglass and tosses it]''}}
 {{L|Squidina|I'm gonna cancel this segment!}}
 {{L|Lawnies|You can't do that!}}
 {{L|Squidina|Oh, yes, I can.}}
-{{L|''[Patrick jumps of the diving board]'' Yeah. ''[Squdina screams]'' Whee! [The lawnies gasp. Patrick gots into the pitcher]''}}
+{{L|''[Patrick jumps off the diving board]'' Yeah!}}
-{{L|Squdina|Huh?}}
+{{L|Squidina|''[screams]''}}
+{{L|Patrick|Whee!}}
+{{L|Lawnies|''[lawnies gasp; Patrick lands headfirst into the pitcher]''}}
+{{L|Squidina|Huh?}}
 {{L|Slappy|I guess he can do that.}}
-{{L|''[The Lawnies cheer]''}}
+{{L|Lawnies|''[cheering]''}}
-{{L|Squidina|Please don't encourage this. [Patrick gets up] All right. Our next segment is safer. Viewer Mail ''[Squidina appears out of a mailbox. The lawnies cheer]''}}
+{{L|Squidina|Please don't encourage this. ''[Patrick gets up and gets dizzy]'' All right. Our next segment is safer. ''[pulls down an image of a mailbox and mountains of mail]'' Viewer Mail! ''[pops out of the mailbox]''}}
+{{L|Lawnies|''[cheering]''}}
 {{L|Slappy|Viewer Mail!}}
-{{L|Squidina|And we only got one letter. [Chuckles neverously] So let's hop it's good. It's from the Bikini Bottom Bureau of Education.}}
+{{L|Squidina|And we only got one letter. [holds letter, chuckles nervously]'' So let's hope it's good. ''[Patrick strains to get the pitcher off of his head; opens a letter]'' It's from the Bikini Bottom Bureau of Education.}}
-{{L|Lawnies|Ooh.}}
+{{L|Lawnies|Ohh?}}
-{{L|Squdina|"Dear Patrick Star, this is to inform you that you never passed behavioral skills in kindergarten. We suggest you complete your education right away and debit from any current professional activity such as surgery, emergency rescue, and TV hosting." TV hosting?}}
+{{L|Squdina|"Dear Patrick Star, this is to inform you that you never passed behavioral skills in kindergarten"? "We suggest you complete your education right away and debit from any current professional activity such as surgery, emergency rescue, and TV hosting." ''[rips letter in half]'' TV hosting?}}
 {{L|Lawnies|They can't do that!}}
-{{L|Squidina| It says here they can. "Since you're older than the average kindergartner, we recommend that you be homeschooled."}}
+{{L|Squidina|''[reading half of letter]'' It says here they can. ''[holds up both halves with her hands]'' "Since you're older than the average kindergartner, we recommend that you be homeschooled"?}}
-{{L|Lawnies|Oooh}}
+{{L|Lawnies|Ooh?}}
 {{L|''[Patrick gets out of the pitcher]''}}
-{{L|Patrick|Doo! ''[He pours his head back into the body]'' What's homeschooled?}}
+{{L|Patrick|''[pulls his head off of his body with the pitcher]'' Doo! ''[pours his head back into the body]'' What's homeschooled?}}
-{{L|Squidina|Folks don't touch that dial. We'll be right back after Patrick passes behavioral skills classes. Please stand by ''[Pulls down a please stand by logo. Cecil rings a bell].}}
+{{L|Squidina|Folks, don't touch that dial. We'll be right back after Patrick passes behavioral skills classes. Please stand by. ''[pulls down a please stand by logo.]''}}
-{{L|Patrick|Wha?}}
+{{L|Cecil|''[rings a bell]''}}
-{{L|Cecil|Good morning, young student. Class is now in session. Have a seat. Wait! We almost forgot to say the pledge! ''[Pulls up a sock as a fan as the fan blows]'' Please join me in the Pledge of Aggrievance. I pledges aggrieving to the gag and to the lopsided plate of "Hysterica", and to the cowlick, which i can't stand. once shaven...}}
+{{L|Patrick|''[walks into the "classroom" wearing a student outfit]'' Wha?}}
+{{L|Cecil|Good morning, young student. Class is now in session. Have a seat. ''[stops Patrick right before he tries to get into his seat]'' Wait! We almost forgot to say the pledge! ''[pulls up a sock as a fan blows, then gets on the desk standing upside-down]'' Please join me in the Pledge of Aggrievance.}}
+{{L|Patrick|''[salutes]''}}
+{{L|Cecil|I pledge aggrievance to the gag and to the lopsided plate of "Hysterica," and to the cowlick, which I can't stand. Once shaven...}}
 {{L|Patrick|Shave!}}
 {{L|Cecil|Extra odd.}}
 {{L|Patrick|Log!}}
-{{L|Cecil|With publicity and injustice for all. ''[Live action fireworks play].'' Please be seated. ''[Patrick sits]'' Eh, no in your chair. ''[Patrick sits backwards in his chair]'' Not like that. ''[Patrick sits in his chair upside down]'' Nope. ''[Patrick sits the with his mouth on the chair]'' Nuh-uh. ''[Patrick stand on the chair]'' Try again. ''[Patrick sits normal in his chair]'' There we go. So w'er there to learn good behavior skills. Let's see what you already know. What do we do when we have to sneeze}}
+{{L|Cecil|With publicity and injustice for all. ''[live action fireworks play, sits in his seat upright]'' Please be seated. ''[Patrick sits]'' Eh, no, in your chair. ''[Patrick sits backwards in his chair]'' Not like that. ''[Patrick sits in his chair upside down]'' Nope. ''[Patrick sits the with his mouth on the chair]'' Nuh-uh. ''[Patrick stand on the chair]'' Try again. ''[Patrick sits normally in his chair]'' There we go. So we're here to learn good behavior skills. ''[pats Patrick's face]'' Let's see what you already know. What do we do when we have to sneeze? ''[holds up a tissue box]''}}
-{{L|Patrick|We take a tissue, we sneeze... ''[He sneezes and gets germs on Cecil]'' And then we wipe. ''[Patrick wipes Cecil's face with a tissue]''}}
+{{L|Patrick|We take a tissue, ''[takes a tissue]'' we sneeze... ''[he sneezes and gets the snot all over Cecil]'' And then we wipe. ''[Patrick wipes Cecil's face with a tissue]''}}
-{{L|Cecil|Uh, Okay, We'll circle back back to that one. ''[Germ transition to Patrick and Cecil in the bathroom]. How do you use one of these?}}
+{{L|Cecil|Uh, Okay. We'll circle back to that one.}}
-{{L|Patrick| Oh, I know this one. ''[He eats a bar of soap and drinks a cup of water then his face turns green as he burps it out into Cecil's eyes.]'' I don't get it. It works when SpongeBob does it.}}
+{{L|''[Germ transition to Patrick and Cecil in the bathroom.]''}}
-{{L|The nose notes from [[SpongeBob SquarePants Theme Song]] plays}}
+{{L|Cecil|How do you use one of these? ''[holds up a bar of soap]''}}
-{{L|Cecil|All right then,. Next, show me how you brush your teeth.}}
+{{L|Patrick|Oh, I know this one! ''[eats the bar of soap and drinks a cup of water, then his face turns green as he burps it out, and it bounces along the wall and into Cecil's eyes]'' I don't get it. It works when SpongeBob does it.}}
-{{L|Patrick| You got it. ''[He pulls out loose teeth]''. Brush-a, brush-a, brush-a. I brush my teeth every night. ''[He eats the teeth and smiles show some of his teeth like a lightbulb, toy solider, cork, dice and screw.]''}}
+{{L|''[The ending flute from the SpongeBob SquarePants Theme Song plays.]''}}
-{{L|Cecil|Oh boy.}}
+{{L|Cecil|''[takes the soap off of his face and holds a toothbrush and toothpaste]'' All right then. ''[puts toothpaste on the toothbrush]'' Next, show me how you brush your teeth.}}
-{{L|''[Graduation cap transition to Bunny ringing the bell and gives Patrick a tray]''}}
+{{L|Patrick|''[takes the toothbrush]'' You got it! ''[he pulls out loose teeth and brushes them]'' Brush-a, brush-a, brush-a. I brush my teeth every night. ''[eats the teeth and smiles to how some of his rotten teeth, which include a lightbulb, toy solider, cork, dice and a screw]'' See?}}
+{{L|Cecil|''[writes on clipboard]'' Oh, boy.}}
+{{L|''[Graduation cap transition to Bunny ringing the bell, who gives Patrick a tray.]''}}
 {{L|Patrick|Huh?}}
 {{L|Bunny|Our next lesson is lunchroom etiquette.}}
-{{L|Patrick|Lunch?}}
+{{L|Patrick|Lunch? ''[excitedly runs with his tray to Granny Tentacles in front of a table]''}}
 {{L|Bunny|Granny Tentacles was nice enough to volunteer.}}
-{{L|Granny Tentacles|For 20 Bucks!| Hmm. ''[Sniffs the dollar and puts it under her shirt]'' All right, big boy, what'll it be?}}
+{{L|Granny Tentacles|''[holds up her hand]'' For 20 Bucks! ''[Patrick gives her a dollar bill]'' Hmm. ''[sniffs the dollar and puts it under her shirt]'' All right, big boy, what'll it be?}}
 {{L|Patrick|I'll take everything!}}
 {{L|Cecil|Uh, uh, uh. You forgot the magic words.}}
-{{L|Patrick|''[Gasps]'' Oh, yeah. with cheese.}}
+{{L|Patrick|''[gasps]'' Oh, yeah. With cheese?}}
-{{L|Granny Tenteacles| Ah, close enough}}
+{{L|Granny Tenteacles|Ah, close enough.}}
-{{L|''[Granny Tentacles gaves Patrick a tray of lunch and eats with his hands]''}}
+{{L|''[Granny Tentacles gives Patrick all of the food.]''}}
+{{L|Patrick|''[laughs as he sits at a table and eats the food with his hands]''}}
 {{L|Bunny|Ahem. Don't forget your utensils.}}
-{{L|Patrick| Yes, mum. ''[Burps and continues eating like a vaccum and gaggles..]''}}
+{{L|Patrick|Yes, ma. ''[holds up utensils, burps and continues eating like a vacuum and gags, then eats with his mouth open]''}}
-{{L|Bunny|Eat with your mouth, closed, dear.}}
+{{L|Bunny|Eat with your mouth closed, dear.}}
-{{L|Patrick|Um, okay.Hm. ''[He tries to eat with a folk and puts his food in his ear.]''}}
+{{L|Patrick|Um, okay. ''[closes his mouth]'' Hm. ''[tries to eat with a fork and puts his food in his ear to eat]''}}
-{{L|Bunny | And what do we do with the try and silverware when we're done? ''[Patrick eats the tray into his mouth] Oh, dear.}}
+{{L|Bunny|And what do we do with the tray and silverware when we're done? ''[Patrick eats the tray into his mouth; writes on a clipboard]'' Oh, dear.}}
-{{L|''[Graduaction cap transition to Grandpat ringing the bell and Patrick bounces in.]''}}
+{{L|''[Graduation cap transition to GrandPat ringing a bell, and Patrick bounces in.]''}}
-{{L|Grandpat|On your feet, worm! This is social etiquette training! I will teach you how to speak to adults! And you will dress me as "Sir", got it?}}
+{{L|GrandPat|On your feet, worm! This is ''[uses whip near Patrick]'' social etiquette training! ''[Patrick salutes]'' I will teach you how to speak to adults! And you will dress me as ''[pokes Patrick]'' "sir," got it?}}
-{{L|Patrick|Aye, aye Sir got it.}}
+{{L|Patrick|''[salutes]'' Aye, aye, Sir Got It.}}
-{{L|Grandpat|Now enter the room again, but this time, knock!}}
+{{L|GrandPat|Now enter the room again, but this time, knock! ''[Patrick gets behind the door; shuts the door]''}}
-{{L|''[Patrick opens the door]''}}
+{{L|''[Patrick opens the door, crushing GrandPat.]''}}
-{{L|Patrick|Wait, Sir got it! How many times do I knock?}}
+{{L|Patrick|Wait, Sir Got It! How many times do I knock?}}
-{{L|Grandpat|''[Weakly]'' Twice.}}
+{{L|Grandpat|''[weakly]'' Twice.}}
-{{L|Patrick|Okay. ''[Plays with Grandpa's tougne]'' One, two.}}
+{{L|Patrick|Okay. ''[uses GrandPat's tongue to knock on the door]'' One, two.}}
-{{L|Grandpat|''[grunts]'' Now, what is the apporiate way to greet an elder?}}
+{{L|Grandpat|''[breaks free, grunts and gets in front of Patrick]'' Now, what is the appropriate way to greet an elder?}}
-{{L|Patrick|Um... What's shaking, old timer?}}
+{{L|Patrick|Um... ''[grabs GrandPat and shakes him]'' What's shaking, old timer?}}
-{{L|''[Patrick slaps Grandpat's back so hard, his hat, eyes and teeth come out and gets the back in]''}}
+{{L|''[Patrick slaps GrandPat's back so hard, his hat, eyes, and teeth come out]''}}
-{{L|Grandpat|Wrong! Now show me how you give someone a compliment. ''[His eyes come off]'']}}
+{{L|GrandPat| ''[eats his body parts to go back to normal]'' Wrong! Now, show me how you give someone a compliment! ''[his eyes fall off]'']}}
 {{L|Patrick|I can't believe you're not dead.}}
-{{L|Grandpat|Final lesson! What do you say before I slam the door in your face so I can get me some shut-eye?}}
+{{L|GrandPat|''[pushes Patrick to the door]'' Final lesson! What do you say before I slam the door in your face so I can get me some shut-eye?}}
-{{L|Patrick|Uh... ''{Grandpat shuts the door. Patrick burst through the door.}'' Oh I get it! ''[Opens the door]'' Rest in peace. ''[Places flower on Grandpat, Graduation cap transition to the incidentals in a playground]''}}
+{{L|Patrick|Uh... ''[GrandPat slams the door shut and begins writing on a clipboard; bursts through the door.]'' Oh, I got it! ''[opens the door]'' Rest in peace. ''[places flower on GrandPat]''}}
-{{L|Squidina|Okay, Patrick the lawnies have agreed to join you in your final class, recess skills. Remember, it's important to play nice with others. Okay, ready? Go!}}
+{{L|''[Graduation cap transition to people playing in the Star family's lawn.]''}}
-{{L|Incidnetal 174|''[Playing hopscotch]'' One, two...}}
+{{L|Squidina|Okay, Patrick, the Lawnies have agreed to join you in your final class, recess skills. ''[Patrick, excited, holds out her extended arm in front of the door]'' Remember, it's important to play nice with others. Okay, ready? Go!}}
-{{L|Patrick|''[Pushes Incidental 174 and laughs]'' I win! ''[spins the merry-go-round and Nat and Incindetal 93 flies off]'' I win. [A ball comes towards him]}}
+{{L|Patrick|''[laughs and zooms off]''}}
-{{L|Incidental 186|Oh, Hey Patrick. A little help? Over here. Kick it back.}}
+{{L|Woman|''[playing hopscotch]'' One, two...}}
-{{L|''[Patrick kicks a ball and laughs. Incidental 186 goes out into space and crashes into a satellite and falls back to earth with an explosion. He comes back with satellite parts on his arms.]''}}
+{{L|Patrick|''[pushes the woman away with her belly and laughs]'' I win! ''[laughs, spins the merry-go-round and Nat and an old lady fly off]'' I win. ''[a ball comes to him]''}}
-{{L|Patrick|Anyone else wants to play? ''{The incidentals mutter and scream as they run}'' You're it! ''[Throws ball to Nat and his butt goes backward]'' You're it. ''[Throws the ball to Incidental 93 and her teeth fly out and ended into Incidental 163's mouth. Patrick laughs and throws the ball to Tina, Incidnetals 3 and 179 and turned into bowling pins]'' You're it! ''[Throws the ball to the screen and it breaks. Laughs]''}}
+{{L|Incidental 186|Oh, Hey Patrick. A little help? ''[Patrick looks at the ball]'' Over here. Kick it back.}}
-{{L|Squdina|Okay, let's see here. ''[Sees the incidentals in pain with flaming stuff. Patrick comes up with Incidental 30a as a scarf]''}}
+{{L|''[Patrick kicks the ball straight into Incidental 186, sending him into space, and laughs. Incidental 186 goes out into space and crashes into a satellite and falls back to earth with an explosion. He comes back with satellite parts on his arms, and falls over.]''}}
+{{L|Patrick|Anyone else wants to play? ''[everyone else mutters and scream as they run]'' You're it! ''[throws ball to Nat and his butt moves to his front]'' You're it! ''[throws the ball to the old lady and her teeth fly out and ended in a kid's mouth; laughs and throws the ball to Tina and two other fish as they get knocked over like bowling pins]'' You're it! ''[throws the ball to the screen and it breaks, then laughs]''}}
+{{L|Squidina|Okay, let's see here. ''[Sees the incidentals in pain with flaming stuff. Patrick comes up with Incidental 30a as a scarf]''}}
 {{L|Patrick|It is I, Patrick, ravager of playtime, conqueror of recess!]}}
 {{L|Incidental 30a|Meep!}}
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 {{L|Squidina|Well, the F was actually your highest grade. The rest were z's. You're basically a wild animal. ''[Patrick literally does the drawing pose by biting his arm. We cut to the Star family driving through the kelp forest]''}}
 {{L|Patrick|Hey, where are we going?}}
-{{L|Cecil|D-d-don't worry, son. we're almost there.}}
+{{L|Cecil|D-d-don't worry, son. We're almost there.}}
 {{L|Squidina|Don't worry Patrick. We just can't keep you. You're not domesticated.}}
 {{L|''[Patrick sniffs like a dog and gets into the mud]''}}
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 {{L|[''Patrick whimpers'']}}
 {{L|Squidina|Just go!}}
-{{L|[''Squdina throws a rock to Patrick's head]}}
+{{L|[''Squidina throws a rock to Patrick's head]}}
 {{L|Patrick| Okay! ''[Laughs wildly away. Squidina whimpers as the car drives away leaving Patrick alone as eyes come out. We fade to black back to the Star house and we see Patrick someone came back opening the car door]''}}
 {{L|Cecil|Huh-- What the? ''[We see Patrick wearing fancy clothes] Patrick? But how do you-- ''[Patrick dances with Cecil and wipes his head. Patrick rolls the red carpet in front of the door.]'' Why, thank you}}
-{{L|Bunny|What a gentleman and handsome too. [Squidina, Cecil and Bunny exclaim as they saw the house clean. Bunny gasps]'' You cleaned the whole house!}}
+{{L|Bunny|What a gentleman and handsome too.}}
-{{L|Cecil|Well, in light of these recent developments, a new grade in order... if you can pass the final test. ''[Patrick digs in the litterbox and grabs a toliet]'' He's housebroken. ''[Patrick grabs the bathroom doors]'' A-plus.}}
+{{L|Squidina, Cecil, and Bunny|''[exclaim as they see the house is clean]''}}
-{{L|''[The toilet flushes and Patrick comes out of the door]''}}
+{{L|Bunny| [''gasps]'' You cleaned the whole house!}}
-{{L|Squdina|Oh, congratulations, big brother. Now we can do your show again!}}
+{{L|Cecil|Well, in light of these recent developments, a new grade in order... if you can pass the final test. ''[Patrick digs in the litterbox and grabs a toilet]'' He's housebroken. ''[Patrick grabs the bathroom doors]'' A-plus.}}
+{{L|''[The toilet flushes and Patrick comes out of the door.]''}}
+{{L|Squidina|Oh, congratulations, big brother. Now we can do your show again!}}
 {{L|Bunny| But how did you learn to behave so quickly?}}
-{{L|''[We see 3 creatures]''}}
+{{L|''[Three creatures outside are seen.]''}}
-{{L|Orange creature|Oh, do you think he'll be all right? He was pretty wild when we got him}}
+{{L|Orange creature|Oh, do you think he'll be all right? He was pretty wild when we got him.}}
 {{L|Green creature|We taught him well. He needs to be with his own kind now.}}
-{{L|''[The creatures left].}}
+{{L|''[The creatures leave.]''}}
-{{L|Cecil|Time for bed. Good night everyone}}
+{{L|Cecil|Time for bed. Good night, everyone.}}
-{{L|Star Family|Good night.}}
+{{L|Star family|Good night.}}
 {{L|''[Patrick climbs to the top of the house and howls at the moon.]''}}
-{{L|Woman|Aw, shut up!}}
+{{L|Granny Tentacles|Aw, shut up! ''[throws a shoe at Patrick to knock him over]''}}
-{{L|''[A shoe was thrown at him]}}
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