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 {{L|''[Patrick kicks the ball straight into Incidental 186, sending him into space, and laughs. Incidental 186 goes out into space and crashes into a satellite and falls back to earth with an explosion. He comes back with satellite parts on his arms, and falls over.]''}}
 {{L|Patrick|Anyone else wants to play? ''[everyone else mutters and scream as they run]'' You're it! ''[throws ball to Nat and his butt moves to his front]'' You're it! ''[throws the ball to the old lady and her teeth fly out and ended in a kid's mouth; laughs and throws the ball to Tina and two other fish as they get knocked over like bowling pins]'' You're it! ''[throws the ball to the screen and it breaks, then laughs]''}}
-{{L|Squidina|Okay, let's see here. ''[Sees the incidentals in pain with flaming stuff. Patrick comes up with Incidental 30a as a scarf]''}}
+{{L|Squidina|Okay, let's see here. ''[sees the Lawnies in pain with trees around them on fire]''}}
-{{L|Patrick|It is I, Patrick, ravager of playtime, conqueror of recess!]}}
+{{L|Patrick|''[comes up with an anchovy as a scarf]'' It is I, Patrick, ravager of playtime, conqueror of recess!]}}
-{{L|Incidental 30a|Meep!}}
+{{L|Anchovy|Meep.}}
 {{L|Squidina|Patrick, how can anyone fail recess?}}
 {{L|Patrick|Ugh. So I got one F. What about the rest of my grades?}}
-{{L|Squidina|Well, the F was actually your highest grade. The rest were z's. You're basically a wild animal. ''[Patrick literally does the drawing pose by biting his arm. We cut to the Star family driving through the kelp forest]''}}
+{{L|Squidina|Well, the F was actually your highest grade. ''[shows the grades on her clipboard]'' The rest were Z's. ''[pan down to show a drawn wild sea monkey eating an arm]'' You're basically a wild animal. ''[Patrick literally does the drawing pose by biting his arm]''}}
+{{L|''[Bunny, Cecil, and GrandPat shake their heads.]''}}
+{{L|Squidina|''[hangs her head and sighs]''}}
+{{L|''[Fade to the Star family driving through the kelp forest at night.]''}}
 {{L|Patrick|Hey, where are we going?}}
-{{L|Cecil|D-d-don't worry, son. We're almost there.}}
+{{L|Cecil|D-D-D-Don't worry, son. We're almost there.}}
-{{L|Squidina|Don't worry Patrick. We just can't keep you. You're not domesticated.}}
+{{L|Squidina|Sorry, Patrick. We just can't keep you. You're not domesticated.}}
-{{L|''[Patrick sniffs like a dog and gets into the mud]''}}
+{{L|Patrick|''[sniffs like a dog and gets into the mud]''}}
-{{L|Bunny|This is your natural habitat. You'll be free here. You'll love it.}}
+{{L|Bunny|This is your natural habitat. You'll be free here. ''[Patrick uses his tongue to clean his face like an animal]'' You'll love it.}}
-{{L|Cecil|I'm sorry, son. Y-you're just not fit to live among us civilized folk}}
+{{L|Cecil|''[all three crying]'' I'm sorry, son. Y-You're just not fit to live among us civilized folk.}}
-{{L|[''Patrick whimpers'']}}
+{{L|Patrick|''[whimpers like a dog]''}}
-{{L|Squidina|Just go!}}
+{{L|Squidina|Just go! ''[throws a rock onto Patrick's head]''}}
-{{L|[''Squidina throws a rock to Patrick's head]}}
+{{L|Patrick|Okay! ''[laughs wildly away]''}}
-{{L|Patrick| Okay! ''[Laughs wildly away. Squidina whimpers as the car drives away leaving Patrick alone as eyes come out. We fade to black back to the Star house and we see Patrick someone came back opening the car door]''}}
+{{L|''[Squidina whimpers as the car drives away, leaving Patrick alone as eyes pop out from the trees.]''}}
-{{L|Cecil|Huh-- What the? ''[We see Patrick wearing fancy clothes] Patrick? But how do you-- ''[Patrick dances with Cecil and wipes his head. Patrick rolls the red carpet in front of the door.]'' Why, thank you}}
+{{L|Patrick|Hm?}}
-{{L|Bunny|What a gentleman and handsome too.}}
+{{L|''[Cut to black, then back to the Star house, and Patrick is seen returning home to open the car door.]''}}
-{{L|Squidina, Cecil, and Bunny|''[exclaim as they see the house is clean]''}}
+{{L|Cecil|Huh-- ''[Patrick holds out his hand]'' What the? ''[Patrick is seen wearing fancy clothes]'' Patrick? But, how did you-- ''[Patrick grabs Cecil, dances with him, and wipes his head; rolls red carpet from his mouth in front of the door]''}}
-{{L|Bunny| [''gasps]'' You cleaned the whole house!}}
+{{L|Bunny|''[as the Star family walks inside]'' Wow, thank you. What a gentleman, ''[tugs on Patrick's cheek]'' and handsome too.}}
-{{L|Cecil|Well, in light of these recent developments, a new grade in order... if you can pass the final test. ''[Patrick digs in the litterbox and grabs a toilet]'' He's housebroken. ''[Patrick grabs the bathroom doors]'' A-plus.}}
+{{L|Squidina, Cecil, and Bunny|Oh ''[they see the house is clean]''}}
-{{L|''[The toilet flushes and Patrick comes out of the door.]''}}
+{{L|Bunny| ''[gasps]'' You cleaned the whole house!}}
-{{L|Squidina|Oh, congratulations, big brother. Now we can do your show again!}}
+{{L|Cecil|Well, in light of these recent developments, ''[holds up his clipboard]'' a new grade in order... if you can pass the final test. ''[Patrick digs in the litterbox and grabs a toilet]'' He's housebroken. ''[Patrick grabs a bathroom stall door and flushes]'' A-plus.}}
-{{L|Bunny| But how did you learn to behave so quickly?}}
+{{L|''[Patrick comes out of the door.]''}}
-{{L|''[Three creatures outside are seen.]''}}
+{{L|Squidina|''[hugs Patrick]'' Oh, congratulations, big brother. Now we can do your show again!}}
-{{L|Orange creature|Oh, do you think he'll be all right? He was pretty wild when we got him.}}
+{{L|Bunny|But how did you learn to behave so quickly?}}
-{{L|Green creature|We taught him well. He needs to be with his own kind now.}}
+{{L|''[Three sea werewolves outside are seen.]''}}
-{{L|''[The creatures leave.]''}}
+{{L|Mother werewolf|Oh, do you think he'll be all right? He was pretty wild when we got him.}}
+{{L|Father werewolf|We taught him well. He needs to be with his own kind now.}}
+{{L|''[The werewolves leave.]''}}
 {{L|Cecil|Time for bed. Good night, everyone.}}
-{{L|Star family|Good night.}}
+{{L|Star family|Good night. ''[the lights inside the house turn off]''}}
-{{L|''[Patrick climbs to the top of the house and howls at the moon.]''}}
+{{L|''[Patrick climbs to the top of the house naked and howls at the moon.]''}}
 {{L|Granny Tentacles|Aw, shut up! ''[throws a shoe at Patrick to knock him over]''}}
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