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{{L|''[Patrick bounces and drops onto his desk.]''}} | {{L|''[Patrick bounces and drops onto his desk.]''}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Welcome back to ''The Patrick Show''. Next up, we have a little segment called ''[points]'' "You Can't Do That." ''[throws his desk to reveal he was on a diving board, the desk lands on the lawnies]'' Today, I'll be jumping from this diving board into that pitcher of water below.}} | {{L|Patrick|Welcome back to ''The Patrick Show''. Next up, we have a little segment called ''[points]'' "You Can't Do That." ''[throws his desk to reveal he was on a diving board, the desk lands on the lawnies]'' Today, I'll be jumping from this diving board into that pitcher of water below.}} | ||
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{{L|Squidina|And we only got one letter. [holds letter, chuckles nervously]'' So let's hope it's good. ''[Patrick strains to get the pitcher off of his head; opens a letter]'' It's from the Bikini Bottom Bureau of Education.}} | {{L|Squidina|And we only got one letter. [holds letter, chuckles nervously]'' So let's hope it's good. ''[Patrick strains to get the pitcher off of his head; opens a letter]'' It's from the Bikini Bottom Bureau of Education.}} | ||
{{L|Lawnies|Ohh?}} | {{L|Lawnies|Ohh?}} | ||
{{L| | {{L|Squidina|"Dear Patrick Star, this is to inform you that you never passed behavioral skills in kindergarten"? "We suggest you complete your education right away and debit from any current professional activity such as surgery, emergency rescue, and TV hosting." ''[rips letter in half]'' TV hosting?}} | ||
{{L|Lawnies|They can't do that!}} | {{L|Lawnies|They can't do that!}} | ||
{{L|Squidina|''[reading half of letter]'' It says here they can. ''[holds up both halves with her hands]'' "Since you're older than the average kindergartner, we recommend that you be homeschooled"?}} | {{L|Squidina|''[reading half of letter]'' It says here they can. ''[holds up both halves with her hands]'' "Since you're older than the average kindergartner, we recommend that you be homeschooled"?}} | ||
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{{L|Granny Tentacles|''[holds up her hand]'' For 20 Bucks! ''[Patrick gives her a dollar bill]'' Hmm. ''[sniffs the dollar and puts it under her shirt]'' All right, big boy, what'll it be?}} | {{L|Granny Tentacles|''[holds up her hand]'' For 20 Bucks! ''[Patrick gives her a dollar bill]'' Hmm. ''[sniffs the dollar and puts it under her shirt]'' All right, big boy, what'll it be?}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|I'll take everything!}} | {{L|Patrick|I'll take everything!}} | ||
{{L| | {{L|Bunny|Uh, uh, uh. You forgot the magic words.}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|''[gasps]'' Oh, yeah. With cheese?}} | {{L|Patrick|''[gasps]'' Oh, yeah. With cheese?}} | ||
{{L|Granny | {{L|Granny Tentacles|Ah, close enough.}} | ||
{{L|''[Granny Tentacles gives Patrick all of the food.]''}} | {{L|''[Granny Tentacles gives Patrick all of the food.]''}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|''[laughs as he sits at a table and eats the food with his hands]''}} | {{L|Patrick|''[laughs as he sits at a table and eats the food with his hands]''}} | ||
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{{L|''[Patrick opens the door, crushing GrandPat.]''}} | {{L|''[Patrick opens the door, crushing GrandPat.]''}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Wait, Sir Got It! How many times do I knock?}} | {{L|Patrick|Wait, Sir Got It! How many times do I knock?}} | ||
{{L| | {{L|GrandPat|''[weakly]'' Twice.}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Okay. ''[uses GrandPat's tongue to knock on the door]'' One, two.}} | {{L|Patrick|Okay. ''[uses GrandPat's tongue to knock on the door]'' One, two.}} | ||
{{L| | {{L|GrandPat|''[breaks free, grunts and gets in front of Patrick]'' Now, what is the appropriate way to greet an elder?}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Um... ''[grabs GrandPat and shakes him]'' What's shaking, old timer?}} | {{L|Patrick|Um... ''[grabs GrandPat and shakes him]'' What's shaking, old timer?}} | ||
{{L|''[Patrick slaps GrandPat's back so hard, his hat, eyes, and teeth come out]''}} | {{L|''[Patrick slaps GrandPat's back so hard, his hat, eyes, and teeth come out]''}} | ||
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{{L|Granny Tentacles|Aw, shut up! ''[throws a shoe at Patrick to knock him over]''}} | {{L|Granny Tentacles|Aw, shut up! ''[throws a shoe at Patrick to knock him over]''}} | ||
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