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{{L|''[The episode begins with Patrick popping up from below the camera to begin his show.]''}} | {{L|''[The episode begins with Patrick popping up from below the camera to begin his show.]''}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Hello everyone, and welcome to my show! Today's episode | {{L|Patrick|Hello everyone, and welcome to my show! Today's episode is...}} | ||
{{L|''[The camera moves to the right to show a collection of hazardous items.]''}} | {{L|''[The camera moves to the right to show a collection of hazardous items.]''}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|..."Try This at Home!" So kids, get ready-}} | {{L|Patrick|..."Try This at Home!" So kids, get ready-}} | ||
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{{L|Bubble Bass|Wrong!}} | {{L|Bubble Bass|Wrong!}} | ||
{{L|''[A zoom out shows Bubble Bass in a Nostalgia Critic-styled outfit.]''}} | {{L|''[A zoom out shows Bubble Bass in a Nostalgia Critic-styled outfit.]''}} | ||
{{L|Bubble Bass|More like | {{L|Bubble Bass|More like "Don't try this anywhere." I mean, how's that dynamite even staying in the toaster? Is it anti-gravity dynamite or-}} | ||
{{L|Mama Bass|''[opens the door]'' Bubble Bass! I'm doing a load, so send up your dirties!}} | {{L|Mama Bass|''[opens the door]'' Bubble Bass! I'm doing a load, so send up your dirties!}} | ||
{{L|Bubble Bass|''[deflates in embarrassment and walks to the stairs]'' Mother, I am busy making art!}} | {{L|Bubble Bass|''[deflates in embarrassment and walks to the stairs]'' Mother, I am busy making art!}} | ||
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{{L|Bubble Bass|It is a uniform, and you know it!}} | {{L|Bubble Bass|It is a uniform, and you know it!}} | ||
{{L|''[Bubble Bass is hit by the laundry basket and falls to the ground. The scene glitches to his show's intro, consisting of sliding videos of himself and the logo.]''}} | {{L|''[Bubble Bass is hit by the laundry basket and falls to the ground. The scene glitches to his show's intro, consisting of sliding videos of himself and the logo.]''}} | ||
{{L|Bubble Bass|I hate it! It's trash. Ugh! | {{L|Bubble Bass|I hate it! It's trash. Ugh! "The Bubble Bass Reviews Show."}} | ||
{{L|''[The scene cuts to Bubble Bass' computer, showing a drawing of him with the text | {{L|''[The scene cuts to Bubble Bass' computer, showing a drawing of him with the text "Bubble Bass REVEIWS Show!" and "Episode #674" on the slide.]''}} | ||
{{L|Bubble Bass|Welcome to "The Bubble Bass Reviews Show," episode 674. ''[scrolls to the next slide showing an edited version of the Patrick Star Show logo]'' Today's review, | {{L|Bubble Bass|Welcome to "The Bubble Bass Reviews Show," episode 674. ''[scrolls to the next slide showing an edited version of the Patrick Star Show logo]'' Today's review, ''The Patrick Show''...}} | ||
{{L|''[The scene glitches to Bubble Bass getting into his seat with the laundry basket still stuck in his head.]''}} | {{L|''[The scene glitches to Bubble Bass getting into his seat with the laundry basket still stuck in his head.]''}} | ||
{{L|Bubble Bass|...with me, your host. ''[pulls the basket off]'' Bubble Bass. ''[shakes off the imprints left by the basket]'' Now, let us begin as we always do with our first | {{L|Bubble Bass|...with me, your host. ''[pulls the basket off]'' Bubble Bass. ''[shakes off the imprints left by the basket]'' Now, let us begin as we always do with our first segment...}} | ||
{{L|''[The scene cuts back to the slides with Bubble Bass sighing and the text | {{L|''[The scene cuts back to the slides with Bubble Bass sighing and the text "YOU CAN'T DO THAT IN REAL LIFE" in it.]''}} | ||
{{L|Bubble Bass|..."You Can't Do That in Real Life." Oh, uh, let me move my mouse out of the way and-}} | {{L|Bubble Bass|..."You Can't Do That in Real Life." Oh, uh, let me move my mouse out of the way and-}} | ||
{{L|''[Bubble Bass tries to move his cursor off-screen, but ends up moving the slide and revealing his Kitten Princess | {{L|''[Bubble Bass tries to move his cursor off-screen, but ends up moving the slide and revealing his Kitten Princess background.]''}} | ||
{{L|Bubble Bass|Huh?! Wait, uh, you're not supposed to see this!}} | {{L|Bubble Bass|Huh?! Wait, uh, you're not supposed to see this!}} | ||
{{L|''[Bubble Bass covers the camera and the scene glitches to footage of Patrick and Squidina at a campfire in the woods.]''}} | {{L|''[Bubble Bass covers the camera and the scene glitches to footage of Patrick and Squidina at a campfire in the woods.]''}} | ||
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{{L|''[The scene cuts to Bubble Bass, his head being off-camera, with a plate of pizza bagels next to him.]''}} | {{L|''[The scene cuts to Bubble Bass, his head being off-camera, with a plate of pizza bagels next to him.]''}} | ||
{{L|Mama Bass|A special treat for a special boy.}} | {{L|Mama Bass|A special treat for a special boy.}} | ||
{{L|Bubble Bass|Thank you, mother. Oh joy, | {{L|Bubble Bass|Thank you, mother. Oh joy, I...Is that on?}} | ||
{{L|''[Bubble Bass covers the camera and the scene glitches to Bubble Bass outside in a robe with a sword.]''}} | {{L|''[Bubble Bass covers the camera and the scene glitches to Bubble Bass outside in a robe with a sword.]''}} | ||
{{L|Bubble Bass|Excelsior!}} | {{L|Bubble Bass|Excelsior!}} | ||
{{L|''[The scene glitches back to Bubble Bass with a photo showing two Patricks with different front teeth.]''}} | {{L|''[The scene glitches back to Bubble Bass with a photo showing two Patricks with different front teeth.]''}} | ||
{{L|Bubble Bass|Patrick's tooth shaped mystery shall never be solved! Which brings us to our next segment.}} | {{L|Bubble Bass|Patrick's tooth shaped mystery shall never be solved! Which brings us to our next segment.}} | ||
{{L|''[The picture on-screen changes to one of Patrick in a clown costume with the words | {{L|''[The picture on-screen changes to one of Patrick in a clown costume with the words "You Goof'd" next to him.]''}} | ||
{{L|Bubble Bass|"You Goof'd!"}} | {{L|Bubble Bass|"You Goof'd!"}} | ||
{{L|''[The scene transitions to Bubble Bass' TV. He walks up to it with a VHS labeled | {{L|''[The scene transitions to Bubble Bass' TV. He walks up to it with a VHS labeled "Pat 054."]''}} | ||
{{L|Bubble Bass|Today's goof is from episode 054.}} | {{L|Bubble Bass|Today's goof is from episode 054.}} | ||
{{L|''[The TV turns on and footage of Patrick playing baseball plays.]''}} | {{L|''[The TV turns on and footage of Patrick playing baseball plays.]''}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Welp, here goes nothing!}} | {{L|Patrick|Welp, here goes nothing!}} | ||
{{L|''[Patrick throws the baseball to the right. It ends up in GrandPat's mouth coming in left. Bubble Bass pauses the clip and points.]''}} | {{L|''[Patrick throws the baseball to the right. It ends up in GrandPat's mouth coming in from the left. Bubble Bass pauses the clip and points.]''}} | ||
{{L|Bubble Bass|There! The baseball clearly enters frame right to | {{L|Bubble Bass|There! The baseball clearly enters frame right to left...}} | ||
{{L|''[The scene transitions to Bubble Bass still pointing at the TV while randomly in a Christmas-themed room with a Christmas hat.]''}} | {{L|''[The scene transitions to Bubble Bass still pointing at the TV while randomly in a Christmas-themed room with a Christmas hat.]''}} | ||
{{L|Bubble Bass|...whereas, previously, it was traveling left to right. The shots don't hook up! My immersion is ruined. You had one job, and you goof'd!}} | {{L|Bubble Bass|...whereas, previously, it was traveling left to right. The shots don't hook up! My immersion is ruined. You had one job, and you goof'd!}} | ||
{{L|''[Artwork of Bubble Bass flailing his arms with several icons and the text | {{L|''[Artwork of Bubble Bass flailing his arms with several icons and the text "You Goofed" jumps onto the screen. The scene glitches out to Bubble Bass with a wig and cat paws dancing to K-Pop.]''}} | ||
{{L|Bubble Bass|Nya, nya, kitten princess!}} | {{L|Bubble Bass|Nya, nya, kitten princess!}} | ||
{{L|''[The scene glitches out to Bubble Bass holding a seahorse figurine.]''}} | {{L|''[The scene glitches out to Bubble Bass holding a seahorse figurine.]''}} | ||
{{L|Bubble Bass|Limited edition | {{L|Bubble Bass|Limited edition "My Tiny Seahorse."}} | ||
{{L|''[The scene glitches back to Bubble Bass in his chair.]''}} | {{L|''[The scene glitches back to Bubble Bass in his chair.]''}} | ||
{{L|Bubble Bass|And | {{L|Bubble Bass|And now...''[pulls out a can of cheese, gulps it down and burps hard]''...Bubble Bass Reviews is brought to you by canned nacho cheese.}} | ||
{{L|''[Bubble Bass' mother comes downstairs and moves the camera towards her.]''}} | {{L|''[Bubble Bass' mother comes downstairs and moves the camera towards her.]''}} | ||
{{L|Mama Bass|No, no, no, no, no. It's time for a word from your mama!}} | {{L|Mama Bass|No, no, no, no, no. It's time for a word from your mama!}} | ||
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{{L|''[Mama Bass pulls away the curtains, letting the light come out. Bubble Bass hisses and jumps from his seat in response.]''}} | {{L|''[Mama Bass pulls away the curtains, letting the light come out. Bubble Bass hisses and jumps from his seat in response.]''}} | ||
{{L|Mama Bass|''[runs back upstairs]'' It is a gosh darn tragedy, I am telling you!}} | {{L|Mama Bass|''[runs back upstairs]'' It is a gosh darn tragedy, I am telling you!}} | ||
{{L|Bubble Bass|Uh, anyway, moving right along. ''[presses a button on his mouse to make another clip pop up]'' Let us take a look at another clip from episode 227F of | {{L|Bubble Bass|Uh, anyway, moving right along. ''[presses a button on his mouse to make another clip pop up]'' Let us take a look at another clip from episode 227F of ''The Patrick Show''.}} | ||
{{L|''[In the clip, Patrick stands perfectly still, until his pants fall from his waist.]''}} | {{L|''[In the clip, Patrick stands perfectly still, until his pants fall from his waist.]''}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Oh no! My pants fell down! ''[wobbles around]'' Whoa! Whoa! Oh, somebody help me! ''[falls to the ground]''}} | {{L|Patrick|Oh no! My pants fell down! ''[wobbles around]'' Whoa! Whoa! Oh, somebody help me! ''[falls to the ground]''}} | ||
{{L|Bubble Bass|Every episode of this show should be tossed in a dumpster and set on fire! | {{L|Bubble Bass|Every episode of this show should be tossed in a dumpster and set on fire! ''The Patrick Show'' is a crime against humanity, and- and- and everyone involved with it should be thrown in jail! Patrick for starring in it, Squidina for producing it, and the lawnies for watching it!}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|''[farts]''}} | {{L|Patrick|''[farts]''}} | ||
{{L|Bubble Bass|I'm just glad my audience isn't that pathetic. ''[faces his | {{L|Bubble Bass|I'm just glad my audience isn't that pathetic. ''[faces his "audience" of action figures]'' Right, fellas? ''[picks up one of them and pretends it is speaking]'' Bubble Bass Reviews is the greatest show ever! ''[cackles]'' I couldn't agree more.}} | ||
{{L|Mama Bass|''[enters the room]'' Bubble Bass?}} | {{L|Mama Bass|''[enters the room]'' Bubble Bass?}} | ||
{{L|Bubble Bass|''[winces]''}} | {{L|Bubble Bass|''[winces]''}} | ||
{{L|Mama Bass|You had better not be talking to your dolls again | {{L|Mama Bass|You had better not be talking to your dolls again! ''[exits the room and slams the door]''}} | ||
{{L|Bubble Bass|[laughs nervously] | {{L|Bubble Bass|''[laughs nervously]'' Anywho, let's get back to business. ''[clears his throat]'' ''The Patrick Show'' is the worst show on television!}} | ||
{{L|''[The scene zooms out to show Squidina's laptop. Patrick and Squidina are watching Bubble Bass' rant.]''}} | {{L|''[The scene zooms out to show Squidina's laptop. Patrick and Squidina are watching Bubble Bass' rant.]''}} | ||
{{L|Bubble Bass|Patrick Star and Squidina are the enemies of the state. Oh, they make me so angry! ''[babbles]''}} | {{L|Bubble Bass|Patrick Star and Squidina are the enemies of the state. Oh, they make me so angry! ''[babbles]''}} | ||
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{{L|Bubble Bass|''[exhausted]'' Touchdown. ''[pants]''}} | {{L|Bubble Bass|''[exhausted]'' Touchdown. ''[pants]''}} | ||
{{L|''[The scene glitches to Bubble Bass sitting next to his TV with a remote.]''}} | {{L|''[The scene glitches to Bubble Bass sitting next to his TV with a remote.]''}} | ||
{{L|Bubble Bass|Need another reason not to watch | {{L|Bubble Bass|Need another reason not to watch ''The Patrick Show''?}} | ||
{{L|''[The scene glitches closer to the TV. Patrick is raising his hand in the footage.]''}} | {{L|''[The scene glitches closer to the TV. Patrick is raising his hand in the footage.]''}} | ||
{{L|Bubble Bass|Look at this! Patrick's got a regular | {{L|Bubble Bass|Look at this! Patrick's got a regular sea star hand!}} | ||
{{L|''[The TV transitions to Patrick giving a thumbs-up to Cecil.]''}} | {{L|''[The TV transitions to Patrick giving a thumbs-up to Cecil.]''}} | ||
{{L|Bubble Bass|Three scenes later, he's got thumbs!}} | {{L|Bubble Bass|Three scenes later, he's got thumbs!}} | ||
{{L|''[The scene glitches to Bubble holding his camera still.]''}} | {{L|''[The scene glitches to Bubble holding his camera still.]''}} | ||
{{L|Bubble Bass|Ugh, it's so enraging! ''[picks up a box of donuts]'' It makes me want to hate-eat an entire box of powdered donuts! ''[scarfs down the donuts]''}} | {{L|Bubble Bass|Ugh, it's so enraging! ''[picks up a box of donuts]'' It makes me want to hate-eat an entire box of powdered donuts! ''[scarfs down the donuts]''}} | ||
{{L|''[Outside the house, a | {{L|''[Outside the house, a thunder strike occurs as Patrick and Squidina walk to the door.]''}} | ||
{{L|Bubble Bass|''[finishes the box and throws it out]'' One box wasn't enough! I'm still angry! ''[picks up two more boxes of donuts]'' I need more hate donuts!}} | {{L|Bubble Bass|''[finishes the box and throws it out]'' One box wasn't enough! I'm still angry! ''[picks up two more boxes of donuts]'' I need more hate donuts!}} | ||
{{L|Mama Bass|''[enters the room]'' Bubble Bass! Your friends are here to see you.}} | {{L|Mama Bass|''[enters the room]'' Bubble Bass! Your friends are here to see you.}} | ||
{{L|Bubble Bass|''[confused]'' Friends? But I don't have any.}} | {{L|Bubble Bass|''[confused]'' Friends? But I don't have any.}} | ||
{{L|Mama Bass|Said their names are Patrick and Squidina.}} | {{L|Mama Bass|Said their names are Patrick and Squidina.}} | ||
{{L|Bubble Bass|''[shocked]'' Hm? Patrick and Squidina? | {{L|Bubble Bass|''[shocked]'' Hm? Patrick and Squidina? Okay, show's over!}} | ||
{{L|''[Bubble Bass turns off his camera and runs up the stairs.]''}} | {{L|''[Bubble Bass turns off his camera and runs up the stairs.]''}} | ||
{{L|Bubble Bass|Tell them I'm not home!}} | {{L|Bubble Bass|Tell them I'm not home!}} | ||
{{L|''[Bubble Bass shuts the door and boards it up. He turns off the lights and walks back to his couch exhausted. A | {{L|''[Bubble Bass shuts the door and boards it up. He turns off the lights and walks back to his couch exhausted. A thunder strike occurs and Bubble Bass jumps when he sees Patrick and Squidina banging his windows.]''}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Bubble | {{L|Patrick|Bubble Bass...}} | ||
{{L|Squidina|Bubble | {{L|Squidina|Bubble Bass...}} | ||
{{L|''[Patrick opens the window, letting the water in | {{L|''[Patrick opens the window, letting the water in, which soaks Bubble Bass' action figures.]''}} | ||
{{L|Bubble Bass|''[screams]'' My mint condition action figures!}} | {{L|Bubble Bass|''[screams]'' My mint condition action figures!}} | ||
{{L|''[Squidina opens the other window, causing the water to enter there too and soak the box of comics.]''}} | {{L|''[Squidina opens the other window, causing the water to enter there too and soak the box of comics.]''}} | ||
{{L|Bubble Bass|''[screams]'' My comic books!}} | {{L|Bubble Bass|''[screams]'' My comic books!}} | ||
{{L|''[The water from outside reaches Bubble Bass' | {{L|''[The water from outside reaches Bubble Bass' video game console.]''}} | ||
{{L|Bubble Bass|Ooh, my retro gaming console!}} | {{L|Bubble Bass|Ooh, my retro gaming console!}} | ||
{{L|''[Patrick and Squidina jump inside. Bubble Bass screams as they get closer to his couch.]''}} | {{L|''[Patrick and Squidina jump inside. Bubble Bass screams as they get closer to his couch.]''}} | ||
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{{L|''[Bubble Bass looks out the window to see Mama Bass is busy cutting carrots.]''}} | {{L|''[Bubble Bass looks out the window to see Mama Bass is busy cutting carrots.]''}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Bubble Bass.}} | {{L|Patrick|Bubble Bass.}} | ||
{{L|''[Bubble Bass turns around and sees Patrick and Squidina walking up the stairs as another | {{L|''[Bubble Bass turns around and sees Patrick and Squidina walking up the stairs as another thunder strike is heard.]''}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|We watched every episode.}} | {{L|Patrick|We watched every episode.}} | ||
{{L|''[Bubble Bass screams again and tries to pull out the wood blocking the door. He turns around as he sees that Patrick and Squidina have him cornered.]''}} | {{L|''[Bubble Bass screams again and tries to pull out the wood blocking the door. He turns around as he sees that Patrick and Squidina have him cornered.]''}} | ||
{{L|Bubble Bass|''[crying]'' I'm sorry!}} | {{L|Bubble Bass|''[crying]'' I'm sorry!}} | ||
{{L|''[The thunder outside | {{L|''[The thunder outside reveals Patrick and Squidina's disgruntled faces.]''}} | ||
{{L|Bubble Bass|I'm sorry, I'm so, so, so, so sorry! I'm sorry for everything!}} | {{L|Bubble Bass|I'm sorry, I'm so, so, so, so sorry! I'm sorry for everything!}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|''[gets really close to Bubble Bass' face]'' Thank you.}} | {{L|Patrick|''[gets really close to Bubble Bass' face]'' Thank you.}} | ||
{{L|Squidina|Your hours of constructive criticism of | {{L|Squidina|Your hours of constructive criticism of ''The Patrick Show'' have been enlightening.}} | ||
{{L|Bubble Bass|''[bewildered]'' Huh?}} | {{L|Bubble Bass|''[bewildered]'' Huh?}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Your show changed our lives! It showed us all the things | {{L|Patrick|Your show changed our lives! It showed us all the things ''The Patrick Show'' was doing wrong so we can fix them!}} | ||
{{L|Squidina|We were so inspired, we decided to return the favor!}} | {{L|Squidina|We were so inspired, we decided to return the favor!}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|We made our own review show to review your review show!}} | {{L|Patrick|We made our own review show to review your review show!}} | ||
{{L|''[Patrick and Squidina pull out a laptop with the review's logo, | {{L|''[Patrick and Squidina pull out a laptop with the review's logo, "Review Review," on it. Bubble Bass chatters his teeth.]''}} | ||
{{L|Patrick & Squidina|It's time | {{L|Patrick & Squidina|It's time for...}} | ||
{{L|''[The scene zooms in onto the laptop.]''}} | {{L|''[The scene zooms in onto the laptop.]''}} | ||
{{L|Patrick & Squidina|"Review Review"!}} | {{L|Patrick & Squidina|"Review Review"!}} | ||
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{{L|''[A clip of Bubble Bass whining while sweating heavily plays.]''}} | {{L|''[A clip of Bubble Bass whining while sweating heavily plays.]''}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|It's like Niagara Falls, for crying out loud.}} | {{L|Patrick|It's like Niagara Falls, for crying out loud.}} | ||
{{L|''[The scene cuts back to Patrick and | {{L|''[The scene cuts back to Patrick and Squidina showing Bubble Bass the video.]''}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|This episode has two billion views already!}} | {{L|Patrick|This episode has two billion views already!}} | ||
{{L|Squidina|Pretty cool, huh, Bubs?}} | {{L|Squidina|Pretty cool, huh, Bubs?}} | ||
{{L|''[Bubble Bass breaks down the door and runs outside. His mother walks out the door. Patrick and Squidina follow | {{L|''[Bubble Bass breaks down the door and runs outside. His mother walks out the door. Patrick and Squidina follow suit.]''}} | ||
{{L|Mama Bass|I can't believe it! My son is outdoors, participating in physical activity! And it's all thanks to his new friends!}} | {{L|Mama Bass|I can't believe it! My son is outdoors, participating in physical activity! And it's all thanks to his new friends!}} | ||
{{L|''[Bubble Bass pants trying to get as far as he can. The clouds clear and the sun becomes visible in the sky.]''}} | {{L|''[Bubble Bass pants trying to get as far as he can. The clouds clear and the sun becomes visible in the sky.]''}} | ||
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