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{{L|''[The episode begins with Patrick popping up from below the camera to begin his show.]''}} | {{L|''[The episode begins with Patrick popping up from below the camera to begin his show.]''}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Hello everyone, and welcome to my show! Today's episode | {{L|Patrick|Hello everyone, and welcome to my show! Today's episode is...}} | ||
{{L|''[The camera moves to the right to show a collection of hazardous items.]''}} | {{L|''[The camera moves to the right to show a collection of hazardous items.]''}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|..."Try This at Home!" So kids, get ready-}} | {{L|Patrick|..."Try This at Home!" So kids, get ready-}} | ||
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{{L|''[Bubble Bass is hit by the laundry basket and falls to the ground. The scene glitches to his show's intro, consisting of sliding videos of himself and the logo.]''}} | {{L|''[Bubble Bass is hit by the laundry basket and falls to the ground. The scene glitches to his show's intro, consisting of sliding videos of himself and the logo.]''}} | ||
{{L|Bubble Bass|I hate it! It's trash. Ugh! "The Bubble Bass Reviews Show."}} | {{L|Bubble Bass|I hate it! It's trash. Ugh! "The Bubble Bass Reviews Show."}} | ||
{{L|''[The scene cuts to Bubble Bass' computer, showing a drawing of him with the text "Bubble Bass | {{L|''[The scene cuts to Bubble Bass' computer, showing a drawing of him with the text "Bubble Bass REVEIWS Show!" and "Episode #674" on the slide.]''}} | ||
{{L|Bubble Bass|Welcome to "The Bubble Bass Reviews Show," episode 674. ''[scrolls to the next slide showing an edited version of the Patrick Star Show logo]'' Today's review, | {{L|Bubble Bass|Welcome to "The Bubble Bass Reviews Show," episode 674. ''[scrolls to the next slide showing an edited version of the Patrick Star Show logo]'' Today's review, ''The Patrick Show''...}} | ||
{{L|''[The scene glitches to Bubble Bass getting into his seat with the laundry basket still stuck in his head.]''}} | {{L|''[The scene glitches to Bubble Bass getting into his seat with the laundry basket still stuck in his head.]''}} | ||
{{L|Bubble Bass|...with me, your host. ''[pulls the basket off]'' Bubble Bass. ''[shakes off the imprints left by the basket]'' Now, let us begin as we always do with our first | {{L|Bubble Bass|...with me, your host. ''[pulls the basket off]'' Bubble Bass. ''[shakes off the imprints left by the basket]'' Now, let us begin as we always do with our first segment...}} | ||
{{L|''[The scene cuts back to the slides with Bubble Bass sighing and the text "YOU CAN'T DO THAT IN REAL LIFE" in it.]''}} | {{L|''[The scene cuts back to the slides with Bubble Bass sighing and the text "YOU CAN'T DO THAT IN REAL LIFE" in it.]''}} | ||
{{L|Bubble Bass|..."You Can't Do That in Real Life." Oh, uh, let me move my mouse out of the way and-}} | {{L|Bubble Bass|..."You Can't Do That in Real Life." Oh, uh, let me move my mouse out of the way and-}} | ||
{{L|''[Bubble Bass tries to move his cursor off-screen, but ends up moving the slide and revealing his Kitten Princess | {{L|''[Bubble Bass tries to move his cursor off-screen, but ends up moving the slide and revealing his Kitten Princess background.]''}} | ||
{{L|Bubble Bass|Huh?! Wait, uh, you're not supposed to see this!}} | {{L|Bubble Bass|Huh?! Wait, uh, you're not supposed to see this!}} | ||
{{L|''[Bubble Bass covers the camera and the scene glitches to footage of Patrick and Squidina at a campfire in the woods.]''}} | {{L|''[Bubble Bass covers the camera and the scene glitches to footage of Patrick and Squidina at a campfire in the woods.]''}} | ||
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{{L|''[The scene cuts to Bubble Bass, his head being off-camera, with a plate of pizza bagels next to him.]''}} | {{L|''[The scene cuts to Bubble Bass, his head being off-camera, with a plate of pizza bagels next to him.]''}} | ||
{{L|Mama Bass|A special treat for a special boy.}} | {{L|Mama Bass|A special treat for a special boy.}} | ||
{{L|Bubble Bass|Thank you, mother. Oh joy, | {{L|Bubble Bass|Thank you, mother. Oh joy, I...Is that on?}} | ||
{{L|''[Bubble Bass covers the camera and the scene glitches to Bubble Bass outside in a robe with a sword.]''}} | {{L|''[Bubble Bass covers the camera and the scene glitches to Bubble Bass outside in a robe with a sword.]''}} | ||
{{L|Bubble Bass|Excelsior!}} | {{L|Bubble Bass|Excelsior!}} | ||
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{{L|Patrick|Welp, here goes nothing!}} | {{L|Patrick|Welp, here goes nothing!}} | ||
{{L|''[Patrick throws the baseball to the right. It ends up in GrandPat's mouth coming in from the left. Bubble Bass pauses the clip and points.]''}} | {{L|''[Patrick throws the baseball to the right. It ends up in GrandPat's mouth coming in from the left. Bubble Bass pauses the clip and points.]''}} | ||
{{L|Bubble Bass|There! The baseball clearly enters frame right to | {{L|Bubble Bass|There! The baseball clearly enters frame right to left...}} | ||
{{L|''[The scene transitions to Bubble Bass still pointing at the TV while randomly in a Christmas-themed room with a Christmas hat.]''}} | {{L|''[The scene transitions to Bubble Bass still pointing at the TV while randomly in a Christmas-themed room with a Christmas hat.]''}} | ||
{{L|Bubble Bass|...whereas, previously, it was traveling left to right. The shots don't hook up! My immersion is ruined. You had one job, and you goof'd!}} | {{L|Bubble Bass|...whereas, previously, it was traveling left to right. The shots don't hook up! My immersion is ruined. You had one job, and you goof'd!}} | ||
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{{L|Bubble Bass|Limited edition "My Tiny Seahorse."}} | {{L|Bubble Bass|Limited edition "My Tiny Seahorse."}} | ||
{{L|''[The scene glitches back to Bubble Bass in his chair.]''}} | {{L|''[The scene glitches back to Bubble Bass in his chair.]''}} | ||
{{L|Bubble Bass|And | {{L|Bubble Bass|And now...''[pulls out a can of cheese, gulps it down and burps hard]''...Bubble Bass Reviews is brought to you by canned nacho cheese.}} | ||
{{L|''[Bubble Bass' mother comes downstairs and moves the camera towards her.]''}} | {{L|''[Bubble Bass' mother comes downstairs and moves the camera towards her.]''}} | ||
{{L|Mama Bass|No, no, no, no, no. It's time for a word from your mama!}} | {{L|Mama Bass|No, no, no, no, no. It's time for a word from your mama!}} | ||
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{{L|''[Mama Bass pulls away the curtains, letting the light come out. Bubble Bass hisses and jumps from his seat in response.]''}} | {{L|''[Mama Bass pulls away the curtains, letting the light come out. Bubble Bass hisses and jumps from his seat in response.]''}} | ||
{{L|Mama Bass|''[runs back upstairs]'' It is a gosh darn tragedy, I am telling you!}} | {{L|Mama Bass|''[runs back upstairs]'' It is a gosh darn tragedy, I am telling you!}} | ||
{{L|Bubble Bass|Uh, anyway, moving right along. ''[presses a button on his mouse to make another clip pop up]'' Let us take a look at another clip from episode 227F of | {{L|Bubble Bass|Uh, anyway, moving right along. ''[presses a button on his mouse to make another clip pop up]'' Let us take a look at another clip from episode 227F of ''The Patrick Show''.}} | ||
{{L|''[In the clip, Patrick stands perfectly still, until his pants fall from his waist.]''}} | {{L|''[In the clip, Patrick stands perfectly still, until his pants fall from his waist.]''}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Oh no! My pants fell down! ''[wobbles around]'' Whoa! Whoa! Oh, somebody help me! ''[falls to the ground]''}} | {{L|Patrick|Oh no! My pants fell down! ''[wobbles around]'' Whoa! Whoa! Oh, somebody help me! ''[falls to the ground]''}} | ||
{{L|Bubble Bass|Every episode of this show should be tossed in a dumpster and set on fire! | {{L|Bubble Bass|Every episode of this show should be tossed in a dumpster and set on fire! ''The Patrick Show'' is a crime against humanity, and- and- and everyone involved with it should be thrown in jail! Patrick for starring in it, Squidina for producing it, and the lawnies for watching it!}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|''[farts]''}} | {{L|Patrick|''[farts]''}} | ||
{{L|Bubble Bass|I'm just glad my audience isn't that pathetic. ''[faces his "audience" of action figures]'' Right, fellas? ''[picks up one of them and pretends it is speaking]'' Bubble Bass Reviews is the greatest show ever! ''[cackles]'' I couldn't agree more.}} | {{L|Bubble Bass|I'm just glad my audience isn't that pathetic. ''[faces his "audience" of action figures]'' Right, fellas? ''[picks up one of them and pretends it is speaking]'' Bubble Bass Reviews is the greatest show ever! ''[cackles]'' I couldn't agree more.}} | ||
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{{L|Bubble Bass|''[winces]''}} | {{L|Bubble Bass|''[winces]''}} | ||
{{L|Mama Bass|You had better not be talking to your dolls again! ''[exits the room and slams the door]''}} | {{L|Mama Bass|You had better not be talking to your dolls again! ''[exits the room and slams the door]''}} | ||
{{L|Bubble Bass|[laughs nervously] Anywho, let's get back to business. [clears his throat] | {{L|Bubble Bass|''[laughs nervously]'' Anywho, let's get back to business. ''[clears his throat]'' ''The Patrick Show'' is the worst show on television!}} | ||
{{L|''[The scene zooms out to show Squidina's laptop. Patrick and Squidina are watching Bubble Bass' rant.]''}} | {{L|''[The scene zooms out to show Squidina's laptop. Patrick and Squidina are watching Bubble Bass' rant.]''}} | ||
{{L|Bubble Bass|Patrick Star and Squidina are the enemies of the state. Oh, they make me so angry! ''[babbles]''}} | {{L|Bubble Bass|Patrick Star and Squidina are the enemies of the state. Oh, they make me so angry! ''[babbles]''}} | ||
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{{L|Bubble Bass|''[exhausted]'' Touchdown. ''[pants]''}} | {{L|Bubble Bass|''[exhausted]'' Touchdown. ''[pants]''}} | ||
{{L|''[The scene glitches to Bubble Bass sitting next to his TV with a remote.]''}} | {{L|''[The scene glitches to Bubble Bass sitting next to his TV with a remote.]''}} | ||
{{L|Bubble Bass|Need another reason not to watch | {{L|Bubble Bass|Need another reason not to watch ''The Patrick Show''?}} | ||
{{L|''[The scene glitches closer to the TV. Patrick is raising his hand in the footage.]''}} | {{L|''[The scene glitches closer to the TV. Patrick is raising his hand in the footage.]''}} | ||
{{L|Bubble Bass|Look at this! Patrick's got a regular sea star hand!}} | {{L|Bubble Bass|Look at this! Patrick's got a regular sea star hand!}} | ||
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{{L|Bubble Bass|Tell them I'm not home!}} | {{L|Bubble Bass|Tell them I'm not home!}} | ||
{{L|''[Bubble Bass shuts the door and boards it up. He turns off the lights and walks back to his couch exhausted. A thunder strike occurs and Bubble Bass jumps when he sees Patrick and Squidina banging his windows.]''}} | {{L|''[Bubble Bass shuts the door and boards it up. He turns off the lights and walks back to his couch exhausted. A thunder strike occurs and Bubble Bass jumps when he sees Patrick and Squidina banging his windows.]''}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Bubble | {{L|Patrick|Bubble Bass...}} | ||
{{L|Squidina|Bubble | {{L|Squidina|Bubble Bass...}} | ||
{{L|''[Patrick opens the window, letting the water in, which soaks Bubble Bass' action figures.]''}} | {{L|''[Patrick opens the window, letting the water in, which soaks Bubble Bass' action figures.]''}} | ||
{{L|Bubble Bass|''[screams]'' My mint condition action figures!}} | {{L|Bubble Bass|''[screams]'' My mint condition action figures!}} | ||
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{{L|Bubble Bass|I'm sorry, I'm so, so, so, so sorry! I'm sorry for everything!}} | {{L|Bubble Bass|I'm sorry, I'm so, so, so, so sorry! I'm sorry for everything!}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|''[gets really close to Bubble Bass' face]'' Thank you.}} | {{L|Patrick|''[gets really close to Bubble Bass' face]'' Thank you.}} | ||
{{L|Squidina|Your hours of constructive criticism of | {{L|Squidina|Your hours of constructive criticism of ''The Patrick Show'' have been enlightening.}} | ||
{{L|Bubble Bass|''[bewildered]'' Huh?}} | {{L|Bubble Bass|''[bewildered]'' Huh?}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Your show changed our lives! It showed us all the things | {{L|Patrick|Your show changed our lives! It showed us all the things ''The Patrick Show'' was doing wrong so we can fix them!}} | ||
{{L|Squidina|We were so inspired, we decided to return the favor!}} | {{L|Squidina|We were so inspired, we decided to return the favor!}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|We made our own review show to review your review show!}} | {{L|Patrick|We made our own review show to review your review show!}} | ||
{{L|''[Patrick and Squidina pull out a laptop with the review's logo, "Review Review," on it. Bubble Bass chatters his teeth.]''}} | {{L|''[Patrick and Squidina pull out a laptop with the review's logo, "Review Review," on it. Bubble Bass chatters his teeth.]''}} | ||
{{L|Patrick & Squidina|It's time | {{L|Patrick & Squidina|It's time for...}} | ||
{{L|''[The scene zooms in onto the laptop.]''}} | {{L|''[The scene zooms in onto the laptop.]''}} | ||
{{L|Patrick & Squidina|"Review Review"!}} | {{L|Patrick & Squidina|"Review Review"!}} | ||
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