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-Millie is a fish who is orange and is a boyfriend of Patrick on [[Sun Bleached]] and is Fred's wife.
+{{L|''[The episode opens with a view of Patrick's, Squidward's, and SpongeBob's houses on Conch Street.]''}}
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+{{L|French Narrator|Every day is a holiday for SpongeBob, ''[cut to inside SpongeBob's bedroom]'' even if he has to make one up.}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[jumps out of bed wearing a large beard and a horned helmet]'' Hey, everybody! It's Leif Erikson Day! Hinga-dinga-durgen! ''[grabs two oars and steers his bed like a boat to Patrick's]'' Ahoy, Patrick! It's Leif Erikson Day! ''[knocks at Patrick's rock, which opens, revealing a note attached]'' There's a note.}}
+{{L|Patrick|''[as note]'' SpongeBob, went to get more giant paper. Uh... Patrick. P.S. Happy Leif Erikson Day! Yingin-hinga-dinga!}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[disappointed; horns droop]'' Aww... so much for that. ''[immediately cheers up]'' Maybe Sandy will play with me. ''[throws his costume away]''}}
+{{L|''[Bubble transition to SpongeBob walking over to Sandy's home. There is a note on the door.]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Another note.}}
+{{L|Sandy|''[as note]'' SpongeBob, went south for the winter. Love, Sandy.}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|I don't get it. The water's fine. ''[notices the treedome is snowing inside]''}}
+{{L|''[Bubble transition to SpongeBob going to Squidward's home. There is a note on his door.]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Hey, Squidward! Want to play?}}
+{{L|Squidward|''[as note]'' No.}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Are you sure? ''[takes the note off the door, revealing another note]''}}
+{{L|Squidward|''[as note]'' Yes.}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Darn. I wish I had a buddy to play with. I know! I'll make one!}}
+{{L|''[Bubble transition to SpongeBob holding a large stick.]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Stick Buddy! ''[lets go of the stick which falls to the ground]'' Nah...}}
+{{L|''[Bubble transition to SpongeBob standing next to a pile of rocks.]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Rock Buddy! Nope...}}
+{{L|''[Bubble transition to SpongeBob standing next to a sink.]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Sink Buddy! ''[a water droplet comes out of the sink]'' Almost...}}
+{{L|''[Bubble transition to SpongeBob again.]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|I've got it! ''[dips his bubble wand into bubble soap and blows a human shape-like bubble]'' Bubble Buddy! ''[cut to him with Bubble Buddy on the seesaw]'' This... is... great!}}
+{{L|''[Bubble transition to SpongeBob going to the Krusty Krab with Bubble Buddy.]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|I can't wait for you to meet Squidward and Mr. Krabs. ''[walks in the Krusty Krab but his bubble just floats at the door]'' Don't be shy, come on! ''[squeezes the bubble through the doors]''}}
+{{L|Squidward|''[sarcastically]'' Please come again. When I'm not working. Next.}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Hi, Squidward!}}
+{{L|Squidward|How am I supposed to enjoy '''''your''''' day off if you come to work anyway?}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|I want you to meet my new friend, Bubble Buddy!}}
+{{L|Squidward|This bubble is your friend? ''[sees his reflection in Bubble Buddy's face; giggles]'' Well, he's handsome, I'll give him that. ''[giggles again]'' What'll it be?}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, I'm not hungry.}}
+{{L|Squidward|Well, thanks for stoppin' by.}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Wait! You haven't taken Bubble Buddy's order yet!}}
+{{L|Squidward|Why would I do that?}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|He's hungry.}}
+{{L|Squidward|He's an inanimate object, his money's no good here!}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[comes out of the register]'' What are you sayin', Mr. Squidward? Everyone's money is good here. ''[a criminal is eating a Krabby Patty with a bag of money on the table]'' At the Krusty Krab, we serves all kinds.}}
+{{L|Squidward|I'm not taking an order for a bubble.}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|Sure ya are! Or I'll fill your life with misery and woe. ''[goes back to the cash register, then he peeks at Squidward]'' Even if ya quit. ''[goes back into the cash register again]''}}
+{{L|Squidward|May I take your order?}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Wait, Bubble Buddy. Let me decide for you. ''[reads the menu]'' Hmmm. Krabby Patty, Double Patty Patty, Krabby Junior Junior, Jumbo Small Patty, Junior Senior Sophomore Patty, Quarter Ouncer Double Pounder...ohh, it's all so good! He'll just have one of everything. ''[Mr. Krabs explodes through the cash register]''}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|One of everything?! Whoopee! ''[rips off his shirt and applies a tattoo on himself that has a heart and the words "Bubble Buddy" through it]'' I love Bubble Buddy! Squidward, show our best customer to his table. ''[points his eyes to a table in the opposite direction]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Bubble Buddy's thirsty.}}
+{{L|Squidward|How about a glass of our finest shampoo? ''[laughs]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Sounds great! ''[Squidward looks annoyed that he took his comment literally, walks off and returns with a shampoo bottle with a straw in it]''}}
+{{L|Squidward|Here's your hair care product, sir.}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Uhh, Bubble Buddy likes bendy straws. ''[Squidward bends the straw]'' Huh, what's that? Bubble Buddy says it tastes funny. What do you think?}}
+{{L|Squidward|Mr. Krabs!}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[chews and spits a Krabby Patty for an old lady to eat]'' Think of the customer.}}
+{{L|Squidward|''[drinks shampoo]'' Oh, silly me. I got the '''''diet''''' shampoo.}}
+{{L|''[Bubble transition to Squidward pushing a red cart full of Krabby patties.]''}}
+{{L|Squidward|Here we go, one of everything for Bubble Buddy.}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[examines the cheese on one of the Krabby patties and gasps]'' Oh no, Squidward, wait! There's ''cheese'' on these patties!}}
+{{L|Squidward|And?}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Bubble Buddy's lactose-intolerant, he can't eat cheese! What should we do?}}
+{{L|Squidward|We? How about you take these patties and sh...}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[off-screen; cutting him off]'' Mr. Squidward! ''[Squidward frowns in annoyance; he takes back the patty and walks off with the cart]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Don't worry, Bubble Buddy. Squidward will make a fresh batch.}}
+{{L|Squidward|''[returns with the cart and presents Bubble Buddy with one of the Krabby patties, without cheese]'' What, is he allergic to bread, too?}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Actually, he doesn't like the crust. ''[cut to Squidward slicing the crust off the buns]'' And Squidward, the ketchup should be under the patty. ''[cut to Squidward squeezing ketchup on each of the patties]'' And Squidward, the pickles should be on the left side. ''[cut to Squidward preparing the fries]'' And Squidward, you should... ''[cut to Squidward rolling the dough]'' And Squidward... ''[cut to Squidward flipping the patties]'' And Squidward... ''[cut to Squidward measuring the patty with a ruler]'' And Squidward... ''[cut to Squidward massaging Bubble Buddy]'' And Squidward...}}
+{{L|Squidward|''[presents a tray of six Krabby patties to Bubble Buddy]'' '''Here''', one of everything! No cheese, no crust, pickles to the left, four squirts of ketchup, wheat buns, non-dairy lettuce, and farm-raised tomatoes carnival-style! ''[sets a bigger ferris wheel on the table]'' And if there's anything else I can do, ''[shaking angrily]'' '''''please hesitate to ask'''''.}}
+{{L|''[Bubble transition to SpongeBob and Bubble Buddy leaving the Krusty Krab.]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|That was delicious! Money's on the table, Mr. Krabs! ''[Mr. Krabs waves]''}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|So long, boys! You see, Squidward, the restaurant game is all about service. The customer is always right. Remember that, lad, and you'll be as successful as me one day.}}
+{{L|Squidward|''[sarcastically]'' Oh, you're right, Mr. Krabs. I learned '''''my''''' lesson. And by the way, Bubble Buddy picked up the tab. ''[hands Mr. Krabs a $100 bill made of bubbles]''}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|What's this?}}
+{{L|Squidward|'''''Bubble money'''''. ''[the $100 bill pops. Squidward shows his hand full of bubble change]'' At least they left a '''''tip'''''.}}
+{{L|''[All of the bubble change pops as Squidward and Mr. Krabs start growling with fury. Bubble transition to Goo Lagoon.]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Here we are, Bubble Buddy, Goo Lagoon. There are lots of ways to have fun here. ''[Scooter runs up to SpongeBob]''}}
+{{L|Scooter|Dudes, bury me! ''[laughs]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|See what I mean? ''[fade cut]'' All done!}}
+{{L|Scooter|''[buried under the sand]'' All right!}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Bubble Buddy, you dig him out while I get some cotton candy.}}
+{{L|Scooter|Don't just stand there, dude. The tide's comin' in. ''[laughs. Water reaches him]'' Dude?}}
+{{L|''[Bubble transition to SpongeBob taking Bubble Buddy to the Port-O-Head.]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[places Bubble Buddy inside and Harold and Nat Peterson are behind him]'' My friend's in there.}}
+{{L|Harold|Congratulations.}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[goes to the music and he dances along]'' Woo! Shake it! Woo-woo! Shake it! Yeah! Shake that bubble butt! Yeah! ''[everyone looks at their rears and they leave in embarrassment. The scene cuts to SpongeBob waiting for Bubble Buddy in the Port-O-Head. Harold impatiently looks at his watch to check how long Bubble Buddy has been in the bathroom]''}}
+{{L|Pearl|''[giggles]'' Oh, oh! It's the world-famous surf punk, Grubby Grouper!}}
+{{L|Grubby Grouper|Later, groupies! ''[shakes Pearl's flipper]'' Grubby's gotta go catch some gnarly pounders. Ahoo!}}
+{{L|Pearl|''[looks at her flipper which is dirty now]'' Oh, I'll never wash this flipper again. ''[SpongeBob walks up with Bubble Buddy]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Hey, Pearl! Shake hands with Bubble Buddy! ''[rubs Bubble Buddy's hands on Pearl's dirty flipper, her flipper is now clean. Pearl sobs. Scene cuts to the Port-O-Head, where 11 people are behind SpongeBob in line]'' It's his first time on his own.}}
+{{L|Harold|Once again, congratulations.}}
+{{L|''[Bubble transition to the very long line at the Port-O-Head. The screen scrolls over to where we see a sign that reads '45 minutes from this point'.]''}}
+{{L|Man|Popcorn! Peanuts!}}
+{{L|Drink vendor|''[sounding desperate]'' Ice cold drinks!}}
+{{L|Harold|''[camera stops on he and SpongeBob as SpongeBob whistles and Peterson struggles to hold it in; not able to take the wait anymore]'' Two hours is long enough! That's it! ''[opens the port-o-potty door to see Bubble Buddy]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Hey, Bubble Buddy, you're finished! ''[takes Bubble Buddy away, leaving everybody to glare at them]''}}
+{{L|Francis|He kept us '''''waiting''''' for a bubble?}}
+{{L|Larry|That's nothing! He called us fat! ''[begins crunching on celery stalks along with others]''}}
+{{L|Pearl|''[crying as she shows her clean flipper]'' He washed my flipper!}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[storming up]'' He owes '''''me''''' money!}}
+{{L|Squidward|''[following Mr. Krabs]'' He made me provide excellent service!}}
+{{L|Scooter|''[appears with a halo and angel clothing on]'' Dudes! He made me experience high tide! ''[floats up towards the surface while laughing]''}}
+{{L|Tom|He poisoned our water supply, burned our crops and delivered a plague unto our houses!}}
+{{L|Protesters|'''''He did?'''''}}
+{{L|Tom|No... But are we just gonna wait around until he does?}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|I say we tip somethin' over! ''[all yelling]''}}
+{{L|Lifeguard|''[everyone tips the lifeguard stand]'' Hey!}}
+{{L|Protester|Now what?}}
+{{L|Protesters|Get the lifeguard! ''[they go to the lifeguard, but Squidward stops them]''}}
+{{L|Squidward|Wait! Don't waste this senseless violence on him! It's that stupid bubble of SpongeBob's that's causing all the problems! ''[holds up a needle]'' Who's with me?}}
+{{L|Protesters|''[all hold a needle]'' Pop the bubble! ''[all yelling]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[the protesters surround him and Bubble Buddy]'' Hey, everyone! Have you met my friend, Bubble Buddy?}}
+{{L|Protesters|'''''Yes...''''' ''[all hold their needles]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Hey, is this one of those sewing circles? ''[giggles]''}}
+{{L|Protesters|'''''No...''''' ''[group steps in closer]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Would you mind not getting so close with those pins? Pointy objects make Bubble Buddy uncomfortable.}}
+{{L|Larry|SpongeBob, that bubble's got to go.}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Oh no, he already took care of that, but thanks for your concern.}}
+{{L|Pearl|No. '''''"Go"''''' as in... ''[blows a bubble with her gum until it pops]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[screams]'' Why?!}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|You and that bubble have been nothin' but trouble! It's time to end it! ''[all the protesters hold their needles]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|No! I won't let you! ''[blows Bubble Buddy until they begin floating]'' Here we go! You'll never catch us now! Never! Ha haa! Never! ''[both start to get lower to the ground and the protesters surround them both again]'' Never...}}
+{{L|Squidward|Enough sea-horsing around, SpongeBob! Give us that bubble!}}
+{{L|Protesters|Pop the bubble! Pop the bubble! Pop the bubble!}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|No! You can't! He's not just a bubble, he's a Bubble Buddy! He's my friend and I love him! Haven't you ever had a very special friend? ''[sheds tears]''}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[starts crying]'' Nickel Buddy, I'll never spend you!}}
+{{L|Sheldon|Funny Muffler...}}
+{{L|Larry|Jerky Pal...}}
+{{L|Harold|Boo-boo Keys...}}
+{{L|Man|Snake Eyes... ''[together with Harold]'' We love you! ''[they cry and burst into tears]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|So, what do you say?}}
+{{L|Protesters|''[look at each other, then they bring out their needles]'' Pop the bubble! Pop the bubble! Pop the bubble! ''[grab SpongeBob and throw him away]''}}
+{{L|Squidward|Let's get this over with so I can go home and play my clarinet!}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|No...! ''[Squidward charges his needle towards Bubble Buddy in a slow dramatic manner, while SpongeBob begs them to stop. But then suddenly Bubble Buddy grabs ahold of Squidward's hand before the needle reaches the former]''}}
+{{L|Bubble Buddy|Whoa! ''[all except SpongeBob gasp]'' Hey, don't I get a say in this? I'll see you later, SpongeBob. Things are getting a little weird around here.}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|So long. ''[Bubble Buddy gets into a bubble taxi, and it floats away as it drives off]''}}
+{{L|Bubble Buddy|''[giggles]'' Happy Leif Erikson Day!}}
+{{L|Squidward|He's alive...}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Of course! Otherwise, he couldn't tell such funny jokes! ''[laughs as everyone walks off muttering and agreeing with Bubble Buddy's departure]''}}
+{{L|Man|Okay by me, I'm gone.}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Seems like only this morning I held his bottle. ''[sniffles]'' They blow up so fast. ''[weeps tears of joy while blowing his nose and runs off. A bunch of bubbles pop near Squidward except for one]''}}
+{{L|Squidward|''[thinking the bubble is alive like Bubble Buddy]'' Uh... hi? ''[the episode ends]''}}