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|title = Bubble Buddy
{{L|''[The episode opens with a view of Patrick's, Squidward's, and SpongeBob's houses on Conch Street.]''}}
|titlecard = Bubble Buddy.jpg
{{L|French Narrator|Every day is a holiday for SpongeBob, ''[cut to inside SpongeBob's bedroom]'' even if he has to make one up.}}
|prev = Big Pink Loser
{{L|SpongeBob|''[jumps out of bed wearing a large beard and a horned helmet]'' Hey, everybody! It's Leif Erikson Day! Hinga-dinga-durgen! ''[grabs two oars and steers his bed like a boat to Patrick's]'' Ahoy, Patrick! It's Leif Erikson Day! ''[knocks at Patrick's rock, which opens, revealing a note attached]'' There's a note.}}
|next = Dying for Pie
{{L|Patrick|''[as note]'' SpongeBob, went to get more giant paper. Uh... Patrick. P.S. Happy Leif Erikson Day! Yingin-hinga-dinga!}}  
|season = 2
{{L|SpongeBob|''[disappointed; horns droop]'' Aww... so much for that. ''[immediately cheers up]'' Maybe Sandy will play with me. ''[throws his costume away]''}}
|episode = 23b
{{L|''[Bubble transition to SpongeBob walking over to Sandy's home. There is a note on the door.]''}}
|airdate = [[November 16]], [[2000]]
{{L|SpongeBob|Another note.}}
}}
{{L|Sandy|''[as note]'' SpongeBob, went south for the winter. Love, Sandy.}}  
{{L|Narrator|Every day is a holiday for SpongeBob, even if he has to make one up.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|I don't get it. The water's fine. ''[notices the treedome is snowing inside]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[jumps out of bed]'' Hey everybody! It’s Leif Ericcson Day! Hinga-dinga-durgin! Ahoy, Patrick! It’s Leif Ericcson Day! There’s a note.}}
{{L|''[Bubble transition to SpongeBob going to Squidward's home. There is a note on his door.]''}}
{{L|Patrick ''[as note]''|SpongeBob, went to get more giant paper. Uhhhh...Patrick. P.S. Happy Leif Ericcson Day! Yingin-hinga- dinga!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Hey, Squidward! Want to play?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Aww... so much for that. ''[throws his costume away]'' Maybe Sandy will play with me. Another note.}}
{{L|Squidward|''[as note]'' No.}}  
{{L|Sandy ''[as note]''|SpongeBob, went south for the winter. Love, Sandy.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Are you sure? ''[takes the note off the door, revealing another note]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|I don’t get it. The water’s fine. ''[scene shows the treedome is snowing inside]'' Hey Squidward! Want to play?}}
{{L|Squidward|''[as note]'' Yes.}}
{{L|Squidward ''[as note]''|No.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Darn. I wish I had a buddy to play with. I know! I'll make one!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Are you sure?}}
{{L|''[Bubble transition to SpongeBob holding a large stick.]''}}
{{L|Squidward ''[as note]''|Yes.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Stick Buddy! ''[lets go of the stick which falls to the ground]'' Nah...}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Darn. I wish I had a buddy to play with. I know! I’ll make one! Stick buddy! ''[lets go of the stick which falls to the ground]'' Nah... ''[scene cuts to SpongeBob standing next to a pile of rocks]'' Rock buddy! Nope... ''[scene cuts to SpongeBob standing next to a sink]'' Sink buddy! Almost... ''[scene cuts to SpongeBob again]'' I’ve got it! ''[dips his bubble wand into bubble soap and blows a human shape-like bubble]'' Bubble buddy! ''[scene cuts to SpongeBob and his bubble pal on the Viking boat]'' This...is...great! ''[scene cuts to SpongeBob going up to the Krusty Krab with his bubble]'' I can’t wait for you to meet Squidward and Mr. Krabs. ''[SpongeBob walks in the Krusty Krab but his bubble just floats at the door]'' Don’t be shy, come on! ''[SpongeBob squeezes the bubble through the doors]''}}
{{L|''[Bubble transition to SpongeBob standing next to a pile of rocks.]''}}
{{L|Squidward|Please come again. When I’m not working. Next.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Rock Buddy! Nope...}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Hi Squidward!}}
{{L|''[Bubble transition to SpongeBob standing next to a sink.]''}}
{{L|Squidward|How am I supposed to enjoy ''[your day]'' off if you come to work anyway?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Sink Buddy! ''[a water droplet comes out of the sink]'' Almost...}}
{{L|SpongeBob|I want you to meet my new friend, Bubble Buddy!}}
{{L|''[Bubble transition to SpongeBob again.]''}}
{{L|Squidward|This bubble is your friend? ''[sees his reflection in Bubble Buddy's face; giggles]'' Well, he’s handsome, I’ll give him that. What’ll it be?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|I've got it! ''[dips his bubble wand into bubble soap and blows a human shape-like bubble]'' Bubble Buddy! ''[cut to him with Bubble Buddy on the seesaw]'' This... is... great!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, I’m not hungry.}}
{{L|''[Bubble transition to SpongeBob going to the Krusty Krab with Bubble Buddy.]''}}
{{L|Squidward|Well, thanks for stopping by.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|I can't wait for you to meet Squidward and Mr. Krabs. ''[walks in the Krusty Krab but his bubble just floats at the door]'' Don't be shy, come on! ''[squeezes the bubble through the doors]''}}  
{{L|SpongeBob|Wait! You haven’t taken Bubble Buddy’s order yet!}}
{{L|Squidward|''[sarcastically]'' Please come again. When I'm not working. Next.}}
{{L|Squidward|Why would I do that}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Hi, Squidward!}}  
{{L|SpongeBob|He’s hungry.}}
{{L|Squidward|How am I supposed to enjoy '''''your''''' day off if you come to work anyway?}}  
{{L|Squidward|He's an inanimate object, his money’s no good here!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|I want you to meet my new friend, Bubble Buddy!}}  
{{L|Mr. Krabs|What are you saying, Mr. Squidward? Everyone’s money is good here. At the Krusty Krab, we serves all kinds.}}
{{L|Squidward|This bubble is your friend? ''[sees his reflection in Bubble Buddy's face; giggles]'' Well, he's handsome, I'll give him that. ''[giggles again]'' What'll it be?}}  
{{L|Squidward|I’m not taking an order for a bubble.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, I'm not hungry.}}  
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Sure you are! Or I’ll fill your life with misery and woe. Even if you quit. ''[goes back into the cash register]''}}
{{L|Squidward|Well, thanks for stoppin' by.}}
{{L|Squidward|May I take your order?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Wait! You haven't taken Bubble Buddy's order yet!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Wait, Bubble Buddy. Let me decide for you. reads the menu Hmmm. Krabby Patty, Double Patty Patty, Krabby Junior Junior, Jumbo Small Patty, Junior Senior Sophomore Patty, Quarter Ouncer Double Pounder...ohh, it’s all so good! He’ll just take one of everything. ''[Mr. Krabs explodes through the cash register]''}}
{{L|Squidward|Why would I do that?}}  
{{L|Mr. Krabs|One of everything?! Whoopee! ''[applies a tattoo on himself that has a heart and the words "Bubble Buddy" through it]'' I love Bubble Buddy! Squidward, show our best customer to his table. ''[points his eyes to a table in the opposite direction]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|He's hungry.}}  
{{L|SpongeBob|Bubble Buddy’s thirsty.}}
{{L|Squidward|He's an inanimate object, his money's no good here!}}  
{{L|Squidward|How about a glass of our finest shampoo? ''[laughs]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[comes out of the register]'' What are you sayin', Mr. Squidward? Everyone's money is good here. ''[a criminal is eating a Krabby Patty with a bag of money on the table]'' At the Krusty Krab, we serves all kinds.}}  
{{L|SpongeBob|Sounds great! ''[Squidward walks off and returns with a shampoo bottle with a straw in it]''}}
{{L|Squidward|I'm not taking an order for a bubble.}}  
{{L|Squidward|Here’s your hair care product, sir.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Sure ya are! Or I'll fill your life with misery and woe. ''[goes back to the cash register, then he peeks at Squidward]'' Even if ya quit. ''[goes back into the cash register again]''}}  
{{L|SpongeBob|Uhh, Bubble Buddy likes bendy straws. ''[Squidward bends the straw]'' Huh, what’s that? Bubble Buddy says it tastes funny. What do you think?}}
{{L|Squidward|May I take your order?}}  
{{L|Squidward|Mr. Krabs!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Wait, Bubble Buddy. Let me decide for you. ''[reads the menu]'' Hmmm. Krabby Patty, Double Patty Patty, Krabby Junior Junior, Jumbo Small Patty, Junior Senior Sophomore Patty, Quarter Ouncer Double Pounder...ohh, it's all so good! He'll just have one of everything. ''[Mr. Krabs explodes through the cash register]''}}  
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Think of the customer.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|One of everything?! Whoopee! ''[rips off his shirt and applies a tattoo on himself that has a heart and the words "Bubble Buddy" through it]'' I love Bubble Buddy! Squidward, show our best customer to his table. ''[points his eyes to a table in the opposite direction]''}}  
{{L|Squidward|Oh, silly me. I got the diet shampoo. Here we go, one of everything for Bubble Buddy.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Bubble Buddy's thirsty.}}  
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh no, Squidward, wait! There’s cheese on these patties!}}
{{L|Squidward|How about a glass of our finest shampoo? ''[laughs]''}}  
{{L|Squidward|And?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Sounds great! ''[Squidward looks annoyed that he took his comment literally, walks off and returns with a shampoo bottle with a straw in it]''}}  
{{L|SpongeBob|Bubble Buddy’s lactose-intolerant, he can’t eat cheese! What should we do?}}
{{L|Squidward|Here's your hair care product, sir.}}  
{{L|Squidward|We? How about ''[you take]'' these patties and sho...}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Uhh, Bubble Buddy likes bendy straws. ''[Squidward bends the straw]'' Huh, what's that? Bubble Buddy says it tastes funny. What do you think?}}  
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Mr. Squidward! ''[walks off with the cart]''}}
{{L|Squidward|Mr. Krabs!}}  
{{L|SpongeBob|Don’t worry, Bubble Buddy. Squidward will make a fresh batch.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[chews and spits a Krabby Patty for an old lady to eat]'' Think of the customer.}}  
{{L|Squidward|What, is he allergic to bread, too?}}
{{L|Squidward|''[drinks shampoo]'' Oh, silly me. I got the '''''diet''''' shampoo.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Actually he doesn’t like the crust. And Squidward, the ketchup should be under the patty. And Squidward, the pickles should be on the left side. And Squidward, you should... And Squidward... And Squidward... And Squidward... And Squidward...}}
{{L|''[Bubble transition to Squidward pushing a red cart full of Krabby patties.]''}}
{{L|Squidward|Here, one of everything! No cheese, no crust, pickles to the left, four squirts of ketchup, wheat buns, non- dairy lettuce, and farm-raised tomatoes carnival-style! ''[sets a bigger ferris wheel on the table]'' And if there’s anything else I can do, please hesitate to ask.}}
{{L|Squidward|Here we go, one of everything for Bubble Buddy.}}  
{{L|SpongeBob|That was delicious! Money’s on the table, Mr. Krabs! ''[Mr. Krabs waves]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[examines the cheese on one of the Krabby patties and gasps]'' Oh no, Squidward, wait! There's ''cheese'' on these patties!}}  
{{L|Mr. Krabs|So long, boys! You see Squidward, the restaurant game is all about service. The customer is always right. Remember that, lad, and you’ll be as successful as me one day.}}
{{L|Squidward|And?}}  
{{L|Squidward|Oh, you’re right, Mr. Krabs. I learned my lesson. And by the way, Bubble Buddy picked up the tab. ''[hands Mr. Krabs a $100 bill made of bubbles]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Bubble Buddy's lactose-intolerant, he can't eat cheese! What should we do?}}  
{{L|Mr. Krabs|What’s this?}}
{{L|Squidward|We? How about you take these patties and sh...}}  
{{L|Squidward|Bubble money. ''[$100 bill pops. Squidward shows his hand full of bubble change]'' At least he left a tip! ''[all the bubbles pop as Mr. Krabs and Squidward get angry. Scene cuts to Goo Lagoon]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[off-screen; cutting him off]'' Mr. Squidward! ''[Squidward frowns in annoyance; he takes back the patty and walks off with the cart]''}}  
{{L|SpongeBob|Here we are buddy, Goo Lagoon. There are lots of ways to have fun here. ''[Scooter runs up to SpongeBob]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Don't worry, Bubble Buddy. Squidward will make a fresh batch.}}  
{{L|Scooter|Dudes, bury me! laughs}}
{{L|Squidward|''[returns with the cart and presents Bubble Buddy with one of the Krabby patties, without cheese]'' What, is he allergic to bread, too?}}  
{{L|SpongeBob|See what I mean?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Actually, he doesn't like the crust. ''[cut to Squidward slicing the crust off the buns]'' And Squidward, the ketchup should be under the patty. ''[cut to Squidward squeezing ketchup on each of the patties]'' And Squidward, the pickles should be on the left side. ''[cut to Squidward preparing the fries]'' And Squidward, you should... ''[cut to Squidward rolling the dough]'' And Squidward... ''[cut to Squidward flipping the patties]'' And Squidward... ''[cut to Squidward measuring the patty with a ruler]'' And Squidward... ''[cut to Squidward massaging Bubble Buddy]'' And Squidward...}}  
{{L|Scooter|All right!}}
{{L|Squidward|''[presents a tray of six Krabby patties to Bubble Buddy]'' '''Here''', one of everything! No cheese, no crust, pickles to the left, four squirts of ketchup, wheat buns, non-dairy lettuce, and farm-raised tomatoes carnival-style! ''[sets a bigger ferris wheel on the table]'' And if there's anything else I can do, ''[shaking angrily]'' '''''please hesitate to ask'''''.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Bubble Buddy, you dig him out while I get us some cotton candy]''}}
{{L|''[Bubble transition to SpongeBob and Bubble Buddy leaving the Krusty Krab.]''}}  
{{L|Scooter|Don’t just stand there dude, the tide’s coming in. ''[laughs]'' Dude?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|That was delicious! Money's on the table, Mr. Krabs! ''[Mr. Krabs waves]''}}  
{{L|SpongeBob|My friend’s in there.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|So long, boys! You see, Squidward, the restaurant game is all about service. The customer is always right. Remember that, lad, and you'll be as successful as me one day.}}  
{{L|Harold|Congratulations.}}
{{L|Squidward|''[sarcastically]'' Oh, you're right, Mr. Krabs. I learned '''''my''''' lesson. And by the way, Bubble Buddy picked up the tab. ''[hands Mr. Krabs a $100 bill made of bubbles]''}}  
{{L|SpongeBob|''[to Bubble Buddy]'' Woo! Shake it! Shake it! Yeah! Shake that bubble butt! Yeah!}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|What's this?}}  
{{L|Pearl|It’s the world-famous surfer, Grubby Grouper!}}
{{L|Squidward|'''''Bubble money'''''. ''[the $100 bill pops. Squidward shows his hand full of bubble change]'' At least they left a '''''tip'''''.}}
{{L|Grubby Grouper|Later, groupies! ''[shakes Pearl’s hand]'' Grubby’s got to go catch some gnarly pounders. Ahoo!!}}
{{L|''[All of the bubble change pops as Squidward and Mr. Krabs start growling with fury. Bubble transition to Goo Lagoon.]''}}  
{{L|Pearl|''[looks at her fin which is dirty now]'' Oh, I’ll never wash this flipper again. ''[SpongeBob walks up with Bubble Buddy]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Here we are, Bubble Buddy, Goo Lagoon. There are lots of ways to have fun here. ''[Scooter runs up to SpongeBob]''}}  
{{L|SpongeBob|Hey Pearl! Shake hands with Bubble Buddy! ''[squeaking noice]'' ''[sobbing]'' ''[Scene cuts to the port-o-potty]'' It’s his first time on his own.}}
{{L|Scooter|Dudes, bury me! ''[laughs]''}}  
{{L|Harold|Once again, congratulations. ''[later, the line is longer. Picture scrolls over to where we see a sign that reads '45 minutes from this point']''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|See what I mean? ''[fade cut]'' All done!}}
{{L|Man|Popcorn! Peanuts!}}
{{L|Scooter|''[buried under the sand]'' All right!}}  
{{L|Lou|''[sounding desperate]'' Ice cold drinks!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Bubble Buddy, you dig him out while I get some cotton candy.}}  
{{L|Harold|''[camera stops on Harold and SpongeBob as SpongeBob whistles and Peterson strugles to hold it in]'' ''[unable to take the wait anymore]'' Two hours is long enough! That’s it! ''[opens the port-o-potty door to see a bubble]''}}
{{L|Scooter|Don't just stand there, dude. The tide's comin' in. ''[laughs. Water reaches him]'' Dude?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Hey Bubble Buddy, you’re finished! ''[takes Bubble Buddy away, leaving everybody to stare at them]''}}
{{L|''[Bubble transition to SpongeBob taking Bubble Buddy to the Port-O-Head.]''}}  
{{L|Francis|He kept us waiting for a bubble?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[places Bubble Buddy inside and Harold and Nat Peterson are behind him]'' My friend's in there.}}  
{{L|Larry|That’s nothing! He calls us fat!}}
{{L|Harold|Congratulations.}}  
{{L|Pearl|''[crying as she shows her clean flipper]'' He washed my flipper!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[goes to the music and he dances along]'' Woo! Shake it! Woo-woo! Shake it! Yeah! Shake that bubble butt! Yeah! ''[everyone looks at their rears and they leave in embarrassment. The scene cuts to SpongeBob waiting for Bubble Buddy in the Port-O-Head. Harold impatiently looks at his watch to check how long Bubble Buddy has been in the bathroom]''}}  
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[storming up]'' He owes me money!}}
{{L|Pearl|''[giggles]'' Oh, oh! It's the world-famous surf punk, Grubby Grouper!}}  
{{L|Squidward|''[following Mr. Krabs]'' He made me provide excellent service!}}
{{L|Grubby Grouper|Later, groupies! ''[shakes Pearl's flipper]'' Grubby's gotta go catch some gnarly pounders. Ahoo!}}
{{L|Scooter|''[appears with a halo and angel clothing on]'' Dudes! He made me experience high tide! ''[floats up towards the surface]''}}
{{L|Pearl|''[looks at her flipper which is dirty now]'' Oh, I'll never wash this flipper again. ''[SpongeBob walks up with Bubble Buddy]''}}  
{{L|Tom|He poisoned our water supply, burnt our crops and delivered a plague upon our houses!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Hey, Pearl! Shake hands with Bubble Buddy! ''[rubs Bubble Buddy's hands on Pearl's dirty flipper, her flipper is now clean. Pearl sobs. Scene cuts to the Port-O-Head, where 11 people are behind SpongeBob in line]'' It's his first time on his own.}}  
{{L|Protesters|He did?}}
{{L|Harold|Once again, congratulations.}}
{{L|Tom|No... But are we going to wait around until he does?}}
{{L|''[Bubble transition to the very long line at the Port-O-Head. The screen scrolls over to where we see a sign that reads '45 minutes from this point'.]''}}  
{{L|Mr. Krabs|I say we tip something over! ''[all yelling}}
{{L|Man|Popcorn! Peanuts!}}
{{L|Lifeguard|Hey, hey, heeeyyy!}}
{{L|Drink vendor|''[sounding desperate]'' Ice cold drinks!}}
{{L|Protester|Now what?}}
{{L|Harold|''[camera stops on he and SpongeBob as SpongeBob whistles and Peterson struggles to hold it in; not able to take the wait anymore]'' Two hours is long enough! That's it! ''[opens the port-o-potty door to see Bubble Buddy]''}}  
{{L|Protesters|Get the lifeguard! ''[Squidward stops them]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Hey, Bubble Buddy, you're finished! ''[takes Bubble Buddy away, leaving everybody to glare at them]''}}  
{{L|Squidward|Wait! Don’t waste this senseless violence on him! It’s that stupid bubble of SpongeBob's that’s causing all the problems! Who’s with me!}}
{{L|Francis|He kept us '''''waiting''''' for a bubble?}}  
{{L|Protesters|Pop the bubble! ''[all yelling]''}}
{{L|Larry|That's nothing! He called us fat! ''[begins crunching on celery stalks along with others]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Hey everyone! Have you met my friend, Bubble Buddy?}}
{{L|Pearl|''[crying as she shows her clean flipper]'' He washed my flipper!}}  
{{L|Protesters|Yes...}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[storming up]'' He owes '''''me''''' money!}}  
{{L|SpongeBob|Hey, is this one of those sewing circles?}}
{{L|Squidward|''[following Mr. Krabs]'' He made me provide excellent service!}}  
{{L|Protesters|No... ''[group steps in closer]''}}
{{L|Scooter|''[appears with a halo and angel clothing on]'' Dudes! He made me experience high tide! ''[floats up towards the surface while laughing]''}}  
{{L|SpongeBob|Would you mind not getting so close with those pins? Pointy objects make Bubble Buddy uncomfortable.}}
{{L|Tom|He poisoned our water supply, burned our crops and delivered a plague unto our houses!}}  
{{L|Larry|SpongeBob, that bubble’s got to go.}}
{{L|Protesters|'''''He did?'''''}}  
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh no, he already took care of that, but thanks for your concern.}}
{{L|Tom|No... But are we just gonna wait around until he does?}}  
{{L|Pearl|No. “Go” as in…''[blows a bubble gum till it pops]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|I say we tip somethin' over! ''[all yelling]''}}  
{{L|SpongeBob|Why?}}
{{L|Lifeguard|''[everyone tips the lifeguard stand]'' Hey!}}  
{{L|Mr. Krabs|You and that bubble have been nothing but trouble! It’s time to end it!}}
{{L|Protester|Now what?}}  
{{L|SpongeBob|No! I won’t let you! Here we go! You’ll never catch us now! Never! Ha! Never! ''[both start to get lower to the ground and the group surrounds them both again]'' Never...}}
{{L|Protesters|Get the lifeguard! ''[they go to the lifeguard, but Squidward stops them]''}}  
{{L|Squidward|Enough sea-horsing around, SpongeBob! Give us that bubble!}}
{{L|Squidward|Wait! Don't waste this senseless violence on him! It's that stupid bubble of SpongeBob's that's causing all the problems! ''[holds up a needle]'' Who's with me?}}  
{{L|Protesters|Pop the bubble! Pop the bubble! Pop the bubble!}}
{{L|Protesters|''[all hold a needle]'' Pop the bubble! ''[all yelling]''}}  
{{L|SpongeBob|No! You can’t! He’s not just a bubble, he’s a Bubble Buddy! He’s my friend and I love him! Haven’t you ever had a very special friend?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[the protesters surround him and Bubble Buddy]'' Hey, everyone! Have you met my friend, Bubble Buddy?}}  
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Oh, Nickle Buddy, I’ll never spend you!}}
{{L|Protesters|'''''Yes...''''' ''[all hold their needles]''}}
{{L|Sheldon|Funny Muffler...}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Hey, is this one of those sewing circles? ''[giggles]''}}  
{{L|Larry|Jerky Pal...}}
{{L|Protesters|'''''No...''''' ''[group steps in closer]''}}  
{{L|Harold|Boo-boo Keys...}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Would you mind not getting so close with those pins? Pointy objects make Bubble Buddy uncomfortable.}}  
{{L|Man|Snake Eyes...''[together with Harold]'' We love you! ''[burst into tears]''}}
{{L|Larry|SpongeBob, that bubble's got to go.}}  
{{L|SpongeBob|So, what do you say?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh no, he already took care of that, but thanks for your concern.}}  
{{L|Protesters|''[chanting]'' Pop the bubble! Pop the bubble! Pop the bubble!}}
{{L|Pearl|No. '''''"Go"''''' as in... ''[blows a bubble with her gum until it pops]''}}  
{{L|Squidward|Let’s get this over with so I can go home and play my clarinet!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[screams]'' Why?!}}  
{{L|SpongeBob|Noo...}} [Squidward charges his needle towards Bubble Buddy in a slow dramatic manner, but then suddenly Bubble Buddy grabs ahold of Squidward's hand before the needle reaches the former]
{{L|Mr. Krabs|You and that bubble have been nothin' but trouble! It's time to end it! ''[all the protesters hold their needles]''}}  
{{L|Bubble Buddy|Whoa! ''[all except Spongebob gasp]'' Hey, don’t I get a say in this? I’ll see you later, SpongeBob. Things are getting a little weird around here.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|No! I won't let you! ''[blows Bubble Buddy until they begin floating]'' Here we go! You'll never catch us now! Never! Ha haa! Never! ''[both start to get lower to the ground and the protesters surround them both again]'' Never...}}  
{{L|SpongeBob|So long.}} [Bubble Buddy gets into a bubble taxi and it floats away as it drives off]
{{L|Squidward|Enough sea-horsing around, SpongeBob! Give us that bubble!}}  
{{L|Bubble Buddy|Happy Leif Ericcson Day!}}
{{L|Protesters|Pop the bubble! Pop the bubble! Pop the bubble!}}  
{{L|Squidward|He’s... alive?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|No! You can't! He's not just a bubble, he's a Bubble Buddy! He's my friend and I love him! Haven't you ever had a very special friend? ''[sheds tears]''}}  
{{L|SpongeBob|Of course! Otherwise he couldn't tell such funny jokes! ''[laughs as everyone walks off muttering and agreeing with Bubble Buddy's departure]'' Seems like only this morning that I held his bottle. ''[sniffles]'' They blow up so fast. ''[happily cries and runs off. A bunch of bubbles pop by Squidward except for one]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[starts crying]'' Nickel Buddy, I'll never spend you!}}  
{{L|Squidward|''[thinking bubble is alive like Bubble Buddy]'' Uh...hi?}}
{{L|Sheldon|Funny Muffler...}}  
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{{L|Larry|Jerky Pal...}}  
{{L|Harold|Boo-boo Keys...}}  
{{L|Man|Snake Eyes... ''[together with Harold]'' We love you! ''[they cry and burst into tears]''}}  
{{L|SpongeBob|So, what do you say?}}  
{{L|Protesters|''[look at each other, then they bring out their needles]'' Pop the bubble! Pop the bubble! Pop the bubble! ''[grab SpongeBob and throw him away]''}}  
{{L|Squidward|Let's get this over with so I can go home and play my clarinet!}}  
{{L|SpongeBob|No...! ''[Squidward charges his needle towards Bubble Buddy in a slow dramatic manner, while SpongeBob begs them to stop. But then suddenly Bubble Buddy grabs ahold of Squidward's hand before the needle reaches the former]''}}
{{L|Bubble Buddy|Whoa! ''[all except SpongeBob gasp]'' Hey, don't I get a say in this? I'll see you later, SpongeBob. Things are getting a little weird around here.}}  
{{L|SpongeBob|So long. ''[Bubble Buddy gets into a bubble taxi, and it floats away as it drives off]''}}
{{L|Bubble Buddy|''[giggles]'' Happy Leif Erikson Day!}}  
{{L|Squidward|He's alive...}}  
{{L|SpongeBob|Of course! Otherwise, he couldn't tell such funny jokes! ''[laughs as everyone walks off muttering and agreeing with Bubble Buddy's departure]''}}
{{L|Man|Okay by me, I'm gone.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Seems like only this morning I held his bottle. ''[sniffles]'' They blow up so fast. ''[weeps tears of joy while blowing his nose and runs off. A bunch of bubbles pop near Squidward except for one]''}}
{{L|Squidward|''[thinking the bubble is alive like Bubble Buddy]'' Uh... hi? ''[the episode ends]''}}

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