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-|title = Bubble Buddy
+{{L|''[The episode opens with a view of Patrick's, Squidward's, and SpongeBob's houses on Conch Street.]''}}
-|titlecard = Bubble Buddy.jpg
+{{L|French Narrator|Every day is a holiday for SpongeBob, ''[cut to inside SpongeBob's bedroom]'' even if he has to make one up.}}
-|seasonnumber = 2
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[jumps out of bed wearing a large beard and a horned helmet]'' Hey, everybody! It's Leif Erikson Day! Hinga-dinga-durgen! ''[grabs two oars and steers his bed like a boat to Patrick's]'' Ahoy, Patrick! It's Leif Erikson Day! ''[knocks at Patrick's rock, which opens, revealing a note attached]'' There's a note.}}
-|episodenumber = 23b
+{{L|Patrick|''[as note]'' SpongeBob, went to get more giant paper. Uh... Patrick. P.S. Happy Leif Erikson Day! Yingin-hinga-dinga!}}
-|airdate = [[November 16]], [[2000]]
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[disappointed; horns droop]'' Aww... so much for that. ''[immediately cheers up]'' Maybe Sandy will play with me. ''[throws his costume away]''}}
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+{{L|''[Bubble transition to SpongeBob walking over to Sandy's home. There is a note on the door.]''}}
-{{L|Narrator|Every day is a holiday for SpongeBob, even if he has to make one up.}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Another note.}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|''[jumps out of bed]'' Hey everybody! It's Leif Ericcson Day! Hinga-dinga-durgin! Ahoy, Patrick! It's Leif Ericcson Day! There's a note.}}
+{{L|Sandy|''[as note]'' SpongeBob, went south for the winter. Love, Sandy.}}
-{{L|Patrick|''[as note]'' SpongeBob, went to get more giant paper. Uhhhh...Patrick. P.S. Happy Leif Ericcson Day! Yingin-hinga- dinga!}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|I don't get it. The water's fine. ''[notices the treedome is snowing inside]''}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Aww... so much for that. ''[throws his costume away]'' Maybe Sandy will play with me. Another note.}}
+{{L|''[Bubble transition to SpongeBob going to Squidward's home. There is a note on his door.]''}}
-{{L|Sandy|''[as note]'' SpongeBob, went south for the winter. Love, Sandy.}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Hey, Squidward! Want to play?}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|I don't get it. The water's fine. ''[scene shows the treedome is snowing inside]'' Hey Squidward! Want to play?}}
+{{L|Squidward|''[as note]'' No.}}
-{{L|Squidward ''[as note]'' |No.}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Are you sure? ''[takes the note off the door, revealing another note]''}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Are you sure?}}
+{{L|Squidward|''[as note]'' Yes.}}
-{{L|Squidward ''[as note]'' |Yes.}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Darn. I wish I had a buddy to play with. I know! I'll make one!}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Darn. I wish I had a buddy to play with. I know! I'll make one! Stick buddy! ''[lets go of the stick which falls to the ground]'' Nah... ''[scene cuts to SpongeBob standing next to a pile of rocks]'' Rock buddy! Nope... ''[scene cuts to SpongeBob standing next to a sink]'' Sink buddy! Almost... ''[scene cuts to SpongeBob again]'' I've got it! ''[dips his bubble wand into bubble soap and blows a human shape-like bubble]'' Bubble buddy! ''[scene cuts to SpongeBob and his bubble pal on the Viking boat]'' This...is...great! ''[scene cuts to SpongeBob going up to the Krusty Krab with his bubble]'' I can't wait for you to meet Squidward and Mr. Krabs. ''[SpongeBob walks in the Krusty Krab but his bubble just floats at the door]'' Don't be shy, come on! ''[SpongeBob squeezes the bubble through the doors]''}}
+{{L|''[Bubble transition to SpongeBob holding a large stick.]''}}
-{{L|Squidward|Please come again. When I'm not working. Next.}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Stick Buddy! ''[lets go of the stick which falls to the ground]'' Nah...}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Hi Squidward!}}
+{{L|''[Bubble transition to SpongeBob standing next to a pile of rocks.]''}}
-{{L|Squidward|How am I supposed to enjoy ''[your day]'' off if you come to work anyway?}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Rock Buddy! Nope...}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|I want you to meet my new friend, Bubble Buddy!}}
+{{L|''[Bubble transition to SpongeBob standing next to a sink.]''}}
-{{L|Squidward|This bubble is your friend? ''[sees his reflection in Bubble Buddy's face; giggles]'' Well, he's handsome, I'll give him that. What'll it be?}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Sink Buddy! ''[a water droplet comes out of the sink]'' Almost...}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, I'm not hungry.}}
+{{L|''[Bubble transition to SpongeBob again.]''}}
-{{L|Squidward|Well, thanks for stopping by.}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|I've got it! ''[dips his bubble wand into bubble soap and blows a human shape-like bubble]'' Bubble Buddy! ''[cut to him with Bubble Buddy on the seesaw]'' This... is... great!}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Wait! You haven't taken Bubble Buddy's order yet!}}
+{{L|''[Bubble transition to SpongeBob going to the Krusty Krab with Bubble Buddy.]''}}
-{{L|Squidward|Why would I do that}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|I can't wait for you to meet Squidward and Mr. Krabs. ''[walks in the Krusty Krab but his bubble just floats at the door]'' Don't be shy, come on! ''[squeezes the bubble through the doors]''}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|He's hungry.}}
+{{L|Squidward|''[sarcastically]'' Please come again. When I'm not working. Next.}}
-{{L|Squidward|He's an inanimate object, his money's no good here!}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Hi, Squidward!}}
-{{L|Mr. Krabs|What are you saying, Mr. Squidward? Everyone's money is good here. At the Krusty Krab, we serves all kinds.}}
+{{L|Squidward|How am I supposed to enjoy '''''your''''' day off if you come to work anyway?}}
-{{L|Squidward|I'm not taking an order for a bubble.}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|I want you to meet my new friend, Bubble Buddy!}}
-{{L|Mr. Krabs|Sure you are! Or I'll fill your life with misery and woe. Even if you quit. ''[goes back into the cash register]''}}
+{{L|Squidward|This bubble is your friend? ''[sees his reflection in Bubble Buddy's face; giggles]'' Well, he's handsome, I'll give him that. ''[giggles again]'' What'll it be?}}
-{{L|Squidward|May I take your order?}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, I'm not hungry.}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Wait, Bubble Buddy. Let me decide for you. reads the menu Hmmm. Krabby Patty, Double Patty Patty, Krabby Junior Junior, Jumbo Small Patty, Junior Senior Sophomore Patty, Quarter Ouncer Double Pounder...ohh, it's all so good! He'll just take one of everything. ''[Mr. Krabs explodes through the cash register]''}}
+{{L|Squidward|Well, thanks for stoppin' by.}}
-{{L|Mr. Krabs|One of everything?! Whoopee! ''[applies a tattoo on himself that has a heart and the words "Bubble Buddy" through it]'' I love Bubble Buddy! Squidward, show our best customer to his table. ''[points his eyes to a table in the opposite direction]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Wait! You haven't taken Bubble Buddy's order yet!}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Bubble Buddy's thirsty.}}
+{{L|Squidward|Why would I do that?}}
-{{L|Squidward|How about a glass of our finest shampoo? ''[laughs]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|He's hungry.}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Sounds great! ''[Squidward walks off and returns with a shampoo bottle with a straw in it]''}}
+{{L|Squidward|He's an inanimate object, his money's no good here!}}
-{{L|Squidward|Here's your hair care product, sir.}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[comes out of the register]'' What are you sayin', Mr. Squidward? Everyone's money is good here. ''[a criminal is eating a Krabby Patty with a bag of money on the table]'' At the Krusty Krab, we serves all kinds.}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Uhh, Bubble Buddy likes bendy straws. ''[Squidward bends the straw]'' Huh, what's that? Bubble Buddy says it tastes funny. What do you think?}}
+{{L|Squidward|I'm not taking an order for a bubble.}}
-{{L|Squidward|Mr. Krabs!}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|Sure ya are! Or I'll fill your life with misery and woe. ''[goes back to the cash register, then he peeks at Squidward]'' Even if ya quit. ''[goes back into the cash register again]''}}
-{{L|Mr. Krabs|Think of the customer.}}
+{{L|Squidward|May I take your order?}}
-{{L|Squidward|Oh, silly me. I got the diet shampoo. Here we go, one of everything for Bubble Buddy.}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Wait, Bubble Buddy. Let me decide for you. ''[reads the menu]'' Hmmm. Krabby Patty, Double Patty Patty, Krabby Junior Junior, Jumbo Small Patty, Junior Senior Sophomore Patty, Quarter Ouncer Double Pounder...ohh, it's all so good! He'll just have one of everything. ''[Mr. Krabs explodes through the cash register]''}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Oh no, Squidward, wait! There's cheese on these patties!}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|One of everything?! Whoopee! ''[rips off his shirt and applies a tattoo on himself that has a heart and the words "Bubble Buddy" through it]'' I love Bubble Buddy! Squidward, show our best customer to his table. ''[points his eyes to a table in the opposite direction]''}}
-{{L|Squidward|And?}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Bubble Buddy's thirsty.}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Bubble Buddy's lactose-intolerant, he can't eat cheese! What should we do?}}
+{{L|Squidward|How about a glass of our finest shampoo? ''[laughs]''}}
-{{L|Squidward|We? How about ''[you take]'' these patties and sho...}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Sounds great! ''[Squidward looks annoyed that he took his comment literally, walks off and returns with a shampoo bottle with a straw in it]''}}
-{{L|Mr. Krabs|Mr. Squidward! ''[walks off with the cart]''}}
+{{L|Squidward|Here's your hair care product, sir.}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Don't worry, Bubble Buddy. Squidward will make a fresh batch.}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Uhh, Bubble Buddy likes bendy straws. ''[Squidward bends the straw]'' Huh, what's that? Bubble Buddy says it tastes funny. What do you think?}}
-{{L|Squidward|What, is he allergic to bread, too?}}
+{{L|Squidward|Mr. Krabs!}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Actually he doesn't like the crust. And Squidward, the ketchup should be under the patty. And Squidward, the pickles should be on the left side. And Squidward, you should... And Squidward... And Squidward... And Squidward... And Squidward...}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[chews and spits a Krabby Patty for an old lady to eat]'' Think of the customer.}}
-{{L|Squidward|Here, one of everything! No cheese, no crust, pickles to the left, four squirts of ketchup, wheat buns, non- dairy lettuce, and farm-raised tomatoes carnival-style! ''[sets a bigger ferris wheel on the table]'' And if there's anything else I can do, please hesitate to ask.}}
+{{L|Squidward|''[drinks shampoo]'' Oh, silly me. I got the '''''diet''''' shampoo.}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|That was delicious! Money's on the table, Mr. Krabs! ''[Mr. Krabs waves]''}}
+{{L|''[Bubble transition to Squidward pushing a red cart full of Krabby patties.]''}}
-{{L|Mr. Krabs|So long, boys! You see Squidward, the restaurant game is all about service. The customer is always right. Remember that, lad, and you'll be as successful as me one day.}}
+{{L|Squidward|Here we go, one of everything for Bubble Buddy.}}
-{{L|Squidward|Oh, you're right, Mr. Krabs. I learned my lesson. And by the way, Bubble Buddy picked up the tab. ''[hands Mr. Krabs a $100 bill made of bubbles]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[examines the cheese on one of the Krabby patties and gasps]'' Oh no, Squidward, wait! There's ''cheese'' on these patties!}}
-{{L|Mr. Krabs|What's this?}}
+{{L|Squidward|And?}}
-{{L|Squidward|Bubble money. ''[$100 bill pops. Squidward shows his hand full of bubble change]'' At least he left a tip! ''[all the bubbles pop as Mr. Krabs and Squidward get angry. Scene cuts to Goo Lagoon]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Bubble Buddy's lactose-intolerant, he can't eat cheese! What should we do?}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Here we are buddy, Goo Lagoon. There are lots of ways to have fun here. ''[Scooter runs up to SpongeBob]''}}
+{{L|Squidward|We? How about you take these patties and sh...}}
-{{L|Scooter|Dudes, bury me! laughs}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[off-screen; cutting him off]'' Mr. Squidward! ''[Squidward frowns in annoyance; he takes back the patty and walks off with the cart]''}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|See what I mean?}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Don't worry, Bubble Buddy. Squidward will make a fresh batch.}}
-{{L|Scooter|All right!}}
+{{L|Squidward|''[returns with the cart and presents Bubble Buddy with one of the Krabby patties, without cheese]'' What, is he allergic to bread, too?}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Bubble Buddy, you dig him out while I get us some cotton candy]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Actually, he doesn't like the crust. ''[cut to Squidward slicing the crust off the buns]'' And Squidward, the ketchup should be under the patty. ''[cut to Squidward squeezing ketchup on each of the patties]'' And Squidward, the pickles should be on the left side. ''[cut to Squidward preparing the fries]'' And Squidward, you should... ''[cut to Squidward rolling the dough]'' And Squidward... ''[cut to Squidward flipping the patties]'' And Squidward... ''[cut to Squidward measuring the patty with a ruler]'' And Squidward... ''[cut to Squidward massaging Bubble Buddy]'' And Squidward...}}
-{{L|Scooter|Don't just stand there dude, the tide's coming in. ''[laughs]'' Dude?}}
+{{L|Squidward|''[presents a tray of six Krabby patties to Bubble Buddy]'' '''Here''', one of everything! No cheese, no crust, pickles to the left, four squirts of ketchup, wheat buns, non-dairy lettuce, and farm-raised tomatoes carnival-style! ''[sets a bigger ferris wheel on the table]'' And if there's anything else I can do, ''[shaking angrily]'' '''''please hesitate to ask'''''.}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|My friend's in there.}}
+{{L|''[Bubble transition to SpongeBob and Bubble Buddy leaving the Krusty Krab.]''}}
-{{L|Harold|Congratulations.}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|That was delicious! Money's on the table, Mr. Krabs! ''[Mr. Krabs waves]''}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|''[to Bubble Buddy]'' Woo! Shake it! Shake it! Yeah! Shake that bubble butt! Yeah!}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|So long, boys! You see, Squidward, the restaurant game is all about service. The customer is always right. Remember that, lad, and you'll be as successful as me one day.}}
-{{L|Pearl|It's the world-famous surfer, Grubby Grouper!}}
+{{L|Squidward|''[sarcastically]'' Oh, you're right, Mr. Krabs. I learned '''''my''''' lesson. And by the way, Bubble Buddy picked up the tab. ''[hands Mr. Krabs a $100 bill made of bubbles]''}}
-{{L|Grubby Grouper|Later, groupies! ''[shakes Pearl's hand]'' Grubby's got to go catch some gnarly pounders. Ahoo!!}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|What's this?}}
-{{L|Pearl|''[looks at her fin which is dirty now]'' Oh, I'll never wash this flipper again. ''[SpongeBob walks up with Bubble Buddy]''}}
+{{L|Squidward|'''''Bubble money'''''. ''[the $100 bill pops. Squidward shows his hand full of bubble change]'' At least they left a '''''tip'''''.}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Hey Pearl! Shake hands with Bubble Buddy! ''[squeaking noice]''[sobbing]''[Scene cuts to the port-o-potty]'' It's his first time on his own.}}
+{{L|''[All of the bubble change pops as Squidward and Mr. Krabs start growling with fury. Bubble transition to Goo Lagoon.]''}}
-{{L|Harold|Once again, congratulations. ''[later, the line is longer. Picture scrolls over to where we see a sign that reads '45 minutes from this point']''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Here we are, Bubble Buddy, Goo Lagoon. There are lots of ways to have fun here. ''[Scooter runs up to SpongeBob]''}}
-{{L|Man|Popcorn! Peanuts!}}
+{{L|Scooter|Dudes, bury me! ''[laughs]''}}
-{{L|Lou|''[sounding desperate]'' Ice cold drinks!}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|See what I mean? ''[fade cut]'' All done!}}
-{{L|Harold|''[camera stops on Harold and SpongeBob as SpongeBob whistles and Peterson strugles to hold it in]''[unable to take the wait anymore]'' Two hours is long enough! That's it! ''[opens the port-o-potty door to see a bubble]''}}
+{{L|Scooter|''[buried under the sand]'' All right!}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Hey Bubble Buddy, you're finished! ''[takes Bubble Buddy away, leaving everybody to stare at them]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Bubble Buddy, you dig him out while I get some cotton candy.}}
-{{L|Francis|He kept us waiting for a bubble?}}
+{{L|Scooter|Don't just stand there, dude. The tide's comin' in. ''[laughs. Water reaches him]'' Dude?}}
-{{L|Larry|That's nothing! He calls us fat!}}
+{{L|''[Bubble transition to SpongeBob taking Bubble Buddy to the Port-O-Head.]''}}
-{{L|Pearl|''[crying as she shows her clean flipper]'' He washed my flipper!}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[places Bubble Buddy inside and Harold and Nat Peterson are behind him]'' My friend's in there.}}
-{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[storming up]'' He owes me money!}}
+{{L|Harold|Congratulations.}}
-{{L|Squidward|''[following Mr. Krabs]'' He made me provide excellent service!}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[goes to the music and he dances along]'' Woo! Shake it! Woo-woo! Shake it! Yeah! Shake that bubble butt! Yeah! ''[everyone looks at their rears and they leave in embarrassment. The scene cuts to SpongeBob waiting for Bubble Buddy in the Port-O-Head. Harold impatiently looks at his watch to check how long Bubble Buddy has been in the bathroom]''}}
-{{L|Scooter|''[appears with a halo and angel clothing on]'' Dudes! He made me experience high tide! ''[floats up towards the surface]''}}
+{{L|Pearl|''[giggles]'' Oh, oh! It's the world-famous surf punk, Grubby Grouper!}}
-{{L|Tom|He poisoned our water supply, burnt our crops and delivered a plague upon our houses!}}
+{{L|Grubby Grouper|Later, groupies! ''[shakes Pearl's flipper]'' Grubby's gotta go catch some gnarly pounders. Ahoo!}}
-{{L|Protesters|He did?}}
+{{L|Pearl|''[looks at her flipper which is dirty now]'' Oh, I'll never wash this flipper again. ''[SpongeBob walks up with Bubble Buddy]''}}
-{{L|Tom|No... But are we going to wait around until he does?}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Hey, Pearl! Shake hands with Bubble Buddy! ''[rubs Bubble Buddy's hands on Pearl's dirty flipper, her flipper is now clean. Pearl sobs. Scene cuts to the Port-O-Head, where 11 people are behind SpongeBob in line]'' It's his first time on his own.}}
-{{L|Mr. Krabs|I say we tip something over! ''[all yelling}}
+{{L|Harold|Once again, congratulations.}}
-{{L|Lifeguard|Hey, hey, heeeyyy!}}
+{{L|''[Bubble transition to the very long line at the Port-O-Head. The screen scrolls over to where we see a sign that reads '45 minutes from this point'.]''}}
-{{L|Protester|Now what?}}
+{{L|Man|Popcorn! Peanuts!}}
-{{L|Protesters|Get the lifeguard! ''[Squidward stops them]''}}
+{{L|Drink vendor|''[sounding desperate]'' Ice cold drinks!}}
-{{L|Squidward|Wait! Don't waste this senseless violence on him! It's that stupid bubble of SpongeBob's that's causing all the problems! Who's with me!}}
+{{L|Harold|''[camera stops on he and SpongeBob as SpongeBob whistles and Peterson struggles to hold it in; not able to take the wait anymore]'' Two hours is long enough! That's it! ''[opens the port-o-potty door to see Bubble Buddy]''}}
-{{L|Protesters|Pop the bubble! ''[all yelling]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Hey, Bubble Buddy, you're finished! ''[takes Bubble Buddy away, leaving everybody to glare at them]''}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Hey everyone! Have you met my friend, Bubble Buddy?}}
+{{L|Francis|He kept us '''''waiting''''' for a bubble?}}
-{{L|Protesters|Yes...}}
+{{L|Larry|That's nothing! He called us fat! ''[begins crunching on celery stalks along with others]''}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Hey, is this one of those sewing circles?}}
+{{L|Pearl|''[crying as she shows her clean flipper]'' He washed my flipper!}}
-{{L|Protesters|No... ''[group steps in closer]''}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[storming up]'' He owes '''''me''''' money!}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Would you mind not getting so close with those pins? Pointy objects make Bubble Buddy uncomfortable.}}
+{{L|Squidward|''[following Mr. Krabs]'' He made me provide excellent service!}}
-{{L|Larry|SpongeBob, that bubble's got to go.}}
+{{L|Scooter|''[appears with a halo and angel clothing on]'' Dudes! He made me experience high tide! ''[floats up towards the surface while laughing]''}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Oh no, he already took care of that, but thanks for your concern.}}
+{{L|Tom|He poisoned our water supply, burned our crops and delivered a plague unto our houses!}}
-{{L|Pearl|No. “Go” as in… ''[blows a bubble gum till it pops]''}}
+{{L|Protesters|'''''He did?'''''}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Why?}}
+{{L|Tom|No... But are we just gonna wait around until he does?}}
-{{L|Mr. Krabs|You and that bubble have been nothing but trouble! It's time to end it!}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|I say we tip somethin' over! ''[all yelling]''}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|No! I won't let you! Here we go! You'll never catch us now! Never! Ha! Never! ''[both start to get lower to the ground and the group surrounds them both again]'' Never...}}
+{{L|Lifeguard|''[everyone tips the lifeguard stand]'' Hey!}}
-{{L|Squidward|Enough sea-horsing around, SpongeBob! Give us that bubble!}}
+{{L|Protester|Now what?}}
-{{L|Protesters|Pop the bubble! Pop the bubble! Pop the bubble!}}
+{{L|Protesters|Get the lifeguard! ''[they go to the lifeguard, but Squidward stops them]''}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|No! You can't! He's not just a bubble, he's a Bubble Buddy! He's my friend and I love him! Haven't you ever had a very special friend?}}
+{{L|Squidward|Wait! Don't waste this senseless violence on him! It's that stupid bubble of SpongeBob's that's causing all the problems! ''[holds up a needle]'' Who's with me?}}
-{{L|Mr. Krabs|Oh, Nickle Buddy, I'll never spend you!}}
+{{L|Protesters|''[all hold a needle]'' Pop the bubble! ''[all yelling]''}}
-{{L|Sheldon|Funny Muffler...}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[the protesters surround him and Bubble Buddy]'' Hey, everyone! Have you met my friend, Bubble Buddy?}}
-{{L|Larry|Jerky Pal...}}
+{{L|Protesters|'''''Yes...''''' ''[all hold their needles]''}}
-{{L|Harold|Boo-boo Keys...}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Hey, is this one of those sewing circles? ''[giggles]''}}
-{{L|Man|Snake Eyes... ''[together with Harold]'' We love you! ''[burst into tears]''}}
+{{L|Protesters|'''''No...''''' ''[group steps in closer]''}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|So, what do you say?}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Would you mind not getting so close with those pins? Pointy objects make Bubble Buddy uncomfortable.}}
-{{L|Protesters|''[chanting]'' Pop the bubble! Pop the bubble! Pop the bubble!}}
+{{L|Larry|SpongeBob, that bubble's got to go.}}
-{{L|Squidward|Let's get this over with so I can go home and play my clarinet!}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Oh no, he already took care of that, but thanks for your concern.}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Noo...}} [Squidward charges his needle towards Bubble Buddy in a slow dramatic manner, but then suddenly Bubble Buddy grabs ahold of Squidward's hand before the needle reaches the former]
+{{L|Pearl|No. '''''"Go"''''' as in... ''[blows a bubble with her gum until it pops]''}}
-{{L|Bubble Buddy|Whoa! ''[all except SpongeBob gasp]'' Hey, don't I get a say in this? I'll see you later, SpongeBob. Things are getting a little weird around here.}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[screams]'' Why?!}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|So long.}} [Bubble Buddy gets into a bubble taxi and it floats away as it drives off]
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|You and that bubble have been nothin' but trouble! It's time to end it! ''[all the protesters hold their needles]''}}
-{{L|Bubble Buddy|Happy Leif Ericcson Day!}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|No! I won't let you! ''[blows Bubble Buddy until they begin floating]'' Here we go! You'll never catch us now! Never! Ha haa! Never! ''[both start to get lower to the ground and the protesters surround them both again]'' Never...}}
-{{L|Squidward|He's... alive?}}
+{{L|Squidward|Enough sea-horsing around, SpongeBob! Give us that bubble!}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Of course! Otherwise he couldn't tell such funny jokes! ''[laughs as everyone walks off muttering and agreeing with Bubble Buddy's departure]'' Seems like only this morning that I held his bottle. ''[sniffles]'' They blow up so fast. ''[happily cries and runs off. A bunch of bubbles pop by Squidward except for one]''}}
+{{L|Protesters|Pop the bubble! Pop the bubble! Pop the bubble!}}
-{{L|Squidward|''[thinking bubble is alive like Bubble Buddy]'' Uh...hi?}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|No! You can't! He's not just a bubble, he's a Bubble Buddy! He's my friend and I love him! Haven't you ever had a very special friend? ''[sheds tears]''}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[starts crying]'' Nickel Buddy, I'll never spend you!}}
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+{{L|Sheldon|Funny Muffler...}}
+{{L|Larry|Jerky Pal...}}
+{{L|Harold|Boo-boo Keys...}}
+{{L|Man|Snake Eyes... ''[together with Harold]'' We love you! ''[they cry and burst into tears]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|So, what do you say?}}
+{{L|Protesters|''[look at each other, then they bring out their needles]'' Pop the bubble! Pop the bubble! Pop the bubble! ''[grab SpongeBob and throw him away]''}}
+{{L|Squidward|Let's get this over with so I can go home and play my clarinet!}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|No...! ''[Squidward charges his needle towards Bubble Buddy in a slow dramatic manner, while SpongeBob begs them to stop. But then suddenly Bubble Buddy grabs ahold of Squidward's hand before the needle reaches the former]''}}
+{{L|Bubble Buddy|Whoa! ''[all except SpongeBob gasp]'' Hey, don't I get a say in this? I'll see you later, SpongeBob. Things are getting a little weird around here.}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|So long. ''[Bubble Buddy gets into a bubble taxi, and it floats away as it drives off]''}}
+{{L|Bubble Buddy|''[giggles]'' Happy Leif Erikson Day!}}
+{{L|Squidward|He's alive...}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Of course! Otherwise, he couldn't tell such funny jokes! ''[laughs as everyone walks off muttering and agreeing with Bubble Buddy's departure]''}}
+{{L|Man|Okay by me, I'm gone.}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Seems like only this morning I held his bottle. ''[sniffles]'' They blow up so fast. ''[weeps tears of joy while blowing his nose and runs off. A bunch of bubbles pop near Squidward except for one]''}}
+{{L|Squidward|''[thinking the bubble is alive like Bubble Buddy]'' Uh... hi? ''[the episode ends]''}}