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+{{L|''[The episode opens with a view of Patrick's, Squidward's, and SpongeBob's houses on Conch Street.]''}}
-{{L|Narrator|Every day is a holiday for SpongeBob, even if he has to make one up.}}
+{{L|French Narrator|Every day is a holiday for SpongeBob, ''[cut to inside SpongeBob's bedroom]'' even if he has to make one up.}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|''[jumps out of bed]'' Hey everybody! It's Leif Ericcson Day! Hinga-dinga-durgin! Ahoy, Patrick! It's Leif Ericcson Day! There's a note.}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[jumps out of bed wearing a large beard and a horned helmet]'' Hey, everybody! It's Leif Erikson Day! Hinga-dinga-durgen! ''[grabs two oars and steers his bed like a boat to Patrick's]'' Ahoy, Patrick! It's Leif Erikson Day! ''[knocks at Patrick's rock, which opens, revealing a note attached]'' There's a note.}}
-{{L|Patrick|''[as note]'' SpongeBob, went to get more giant paper. Uhhhh...Patrick. P.S. Happy Leif Ericcson Day! Yingin-hinga- dinga!}}
+{{L|Patrick|''[as note]'' SpongeBob, went to get more giant paper. Uh... Patrick. P.S. Happy Leif Erikson Day! Yingin-hinga-dinga!}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Aww... so much for that. Maybe Sandy will play with me. ''[throws his costume away]'' Another note.}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[disappointed; horns droop]'' Aww... so much for that. ''[immediately cheers up]'' Maybe Sandy will play with me. ''[throws his costume away]''}}
-{{L|Sandy|''[as note]'' SpongeBob, went south for the winter. Love, Sandy.}}
+{{L|''[Bubble transition to SpongeBob walking over to Sandy's home. There is a note on the door.]''}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|I don't get it. The water's fine. ''[scene shows the treedome snowing inside]'' Hey Squidward! Want to play?}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Another note.}}
-{{L|Squidward|''[as note]'' No.}}
+{{L|Sandy|''[as note]'' SpongeBob, went south for the winter. Love, Sandy.}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Are you sure?}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|I don't get it. The water's fine. ''[notices the treedome is snowing inside]''}}
-{{L|Squidward|''[as note]'' Yes.}}
+{{L|''[Bubble transition to SpongeBob going to Squidward's home. There is a note on his door.]''}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Darn. I wish I had a buddy to play with. I know! I'll make one! Stick buddy! ''[lets go of the stick which falls to the ground]'' Nah... ''[scene cuts to SpongeBob standing next to a pile of rocks]'' Rock buddy! Nope... ''[scene cuts to SpongeBob standing next to a sink]'' Sink buddy! Almost... ''[scene cuts to SpongeBob again]'' I've got it! ''[dips his bubble wand into bubble soap and blows a human shape-like bubble]'' Bubble buddy! ''[scene cuts to SpongeBob and his bubble pal on the seesaw]'' This...is...great! ''[scene cuts to SpongeBob going up to the Krusty Krab with his bubble]'' I can't wait for you to meet Squidward and Mr. Krabs. ''[SpongeBob walks in the Krusty Krab but his bubble just floats at the door]'' Don't be shy, come on! ''[SpongeBob squeezes the bubble through the doors]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Hey, Squidward! Want to play?}}
-{{L|Squidward|Please come again. When I'm not working. Next.}}
+{{L|Squidward|''[as note]'' No.}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Hi Squidward!}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Are you sure? ''[takes the note off the door, revealing another note]''}}
-{{L|Squidward|How am I supposed to enjoy ''[your day]'' off if you come to work anyway?}}
+{{L|Squidward|''[as note]'' Yes.}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|I want you to meet my new friend, Bubble Buddy!}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Darn. I wish I had a buddy to play with. I know! I'll make one!}}
-{{L|Squidward|This bubble is your friend? ''[sees his reflection in Bubble Buddy's face; giggles]'' Well, he's handsome, I'll give him that. What'll it be?}}
+{{L|''[Bubble transition to SpongeBob holding a large stick.]''}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, I'm not hungry.}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Stick Buddy! ''[lets go of the stick which falls to the ground]'' Nah...}}
-{{L|Squidward|Well, thanks for stopping by.}}
+{{L|''[Bubble transition to SpongeBob standing next to a pile of rocks.]''}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Wait! You haven't taken Bubble Buddy's order yet!}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Rock Buddy! Nope...}}
-{{L|Squidward|Why would I do that?}}
+{{L|''[Bubble transition to SpongeBob standing next to a sink.]''}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|He's hungry.}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Sink Buddy! ''[a water droplet comes out of the sink]'' Almost...}}
-{{L|Squidward|He's an inanimate object, his money's no good here!}}
+{{L|''[Bubble transition to SpongeBob again.]''}}
-{{L|Mr. Krabs|What are you saying, Mr. Squidward? Everyone's money is good here. ''[a criminal is eating a Krabby Patty]'' At the Krusty Krab, we serves all kinds.}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|I've got it! ''[dips his bubble wand into bubble soap and blows a human shape-like bubble]'' Bubble Buddy! ''[cut to him with Bubble Buddy on the seesaw]'' This... is... great!}}
-{{L|Squidward|I'm not taking an order for a bubble.}}
+{{L|''[Bubble transition to SpongeBob going to the Krusty Krab with Bubble Buddy.]''}}
-{{L|Mr. Krabs|Sure you are! Or I'll fill your life with misery and woe. Even if you quit. ''[goes back into the cash register]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|I can't wait for you to meet Squidward and Mr. Krabs. ''[walks in the Krusty Krab but his bubble just floats at the door]'' Don't be shy, come on! ''[squeezes the bubble through the doors]''}}
-{{L|Squidward|May I take your order?}}
+{{L|Squidward|''[sarcastically]'' Please come again. When I'm not working. Next.}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Wait, Bubble Buddy. Let me decide for you. reads the menu Hmmm. Krabby Patty, Double Patty Patty, Krabby Junior Junior, Jumbo Small Patty, Junior Senior Sophomore Patty, Quarter Ouncer Double Pounder...ohh, it's all so good! He'll just take one of everything. ''[Mr. Krabs explodes through the cash register]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Hi, Squidward!}}
-{{L|Mr. Krabs|One of everything?! Whoopee! ''[applies a tattoo on himself that has a heart and the words "Bubble Buddy" through it]'' I love Bubble Buddy! Squidward, show our best customer to his table. ''[points his eyes to a table in the opposite direction]''}}
+{{L|Squidward|How am I supposed to enjoy '''''your''''' day off if you come to work anyway?}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Bubble Buddy's thirsty.}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|I want you to meet my new friend, Bubble Buddy!}}
-{{L|Squidward|How about a glass of our finest shampoo? ''[laughs]''}}
+{{L|Squidward|This bubble is your friend? ''[sees his reflection in Bubble Buddy's face; giggles]'' Well, he's handsome, I'll give him that. ''[giggles again]'' What'll it be?}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Sounds great! ''[Squidward walks off and returns with a shampoo bottle with a straw in it]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, I'm not hungry.}}
-{{L|Squidward|Here's your hair care product, sir.}}
+{{L|Squidward|Well, thanks for stoppin' by.}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Uhh, Bubble Buddy likes bendy straws. ''[Squidward bends the straw]'' Huh, what's that? Bubble Buddy says it tastes funny. What do you think?}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Wait! You haven't taken Bubble Buddy's order yet!}}
-{{L|Squidward|Mr. Krabs!}}
+{{L|Squidward|Why would I do that?}}
-{{L|Mr. Krabs|Think of the customer.}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|He's hungry.}}
-{{L|Squidward|Oh, silly me. I got the diet shampoo. Here we go, one of everything for Bubble Buddy.}}
+{{L|Squidward|He's an inanimate object, his money's no good here!}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Oh no, Squidward, wait! There's cheese on these patties!}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[comes out of the register]'' What are you sayin', Mr. Squidward? Everyone's money is good here. ''[a criminal is eating a Krabby Patty with a bag of money on the table]'' At the Krusty Krab, we serves all kinds.}}
-{{L|Squidward|And?}}
+{{L|Squidward|I'm not taking an order for a bubble.}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Bubble Buddy's lactose-intolerant, he can't eat cheese! What should we do?}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|Sure ya are! Or I'll fill your life with misery and woe. ''[goes back to the cash register, then he peeks at Squidward]'' Even if ya quit. ''[goes back into the cash register again]''}}
-{{L|Squidward|We? How about ''[you take]'' these patties and sho...}}
+{{L|Squidward|May I take your order?}}
-{{L|Mr. Krabs|Mr. Squidward! ''[walks off with the cart]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Wait, Bubble Buddy. Let me decide for you. ''[reads the menu]'' Hmmm. Krabby Patty, Double Patty Patty, Krabby Junior Junior, Jumbo Small Patty, Junior Senior Sophomore Patty, Quarter Ouncer Double Pounder...ohh, it's all so good! He'll just have one of everything. ''[Mr. Krabs explodes through the cash register]''}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Don't worry, Bubble Buddy. Squidward will make a fresh batch.}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|One of everything?! Whoopee! ''[rips off his shirt and applies a tattoo on himself that has a heart and the words "Bubble Buddy" through it]'' I love Bubble Buddy! Squidward, show our best customer to his table. ''[points his eyes to a table in the opposite direction]''}}
-{{L|Squidward|What, is he allergic to bread, too?}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Bubble Buddy's thirsty.}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Actually he doesn't like the crust. And Squidward, the ketchup should be under the patty. And Squidward, the pickles should be on the left side. And Squidward, you should... And Squidward... And Squidward... And Squidward... And Squidward...}}
+{{L|Squidward|How about a glass of our finest shampoo? ''[laughs]''}}
-{{L|Squidward|Here, one of everything! No cheese, no crust, pickles to the left, four squirts of ketchup, wheat buns, non- dairy lettuce, and farm-raised tomatoes carnival-style! ''[sets a bigger ferris wheel on the table]'' And if there's anything else I can do, please hesitate to ask.}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Sounds great! ''[Squidward looks annoyed that he took his comment literally, walks off and returns with a shampoo bottle with a straw in it]''}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|That was delicious! Money's on the table, Mr. Krabs! ''[Mr. Krabs waves]''}}
+{{L|Squidward|Here's your hair care product, sir.}}
-{{L|Mr. Krabs|So long, boys! You see Squidward, the restaurant game is all about service. The customer is always right. Remember that, lad, and you'll be as successful as me one day.}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Uhh, Bubble Buddy likes bendy straws. ''[Squidward bends the straw]'' Huh, what's that? Bubble Buddy says it tastes funny. What do you think?}}
-{{L|Squidward|Oh, you're right, Mr. Krabs. I learned my lesson. And by the way, Bubble Buddy picked up the tab. ''[hands Mr. Krabs a $100 bill made of bubbles]''}}
+{{L|Squidward|Mr. Krabs!}}
-{{L|Mr. Krabs|What's this?}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[chews and spits a Krabby Patty for an old lady to eat]'' Think of the customer.}}
-{{L|Squidward|Bubble money. ''[$100 bill pops. Squidward shows his hand full of bubble change]'' At least he left a tip! ''[all the bubbles pop as Mr. Krabs and Squidward get angry. Scene cuts to Goo Lagoon]''}}
+{{L|Squidward|''[drinks shampoo]'' Oh, silly me. I got the '''''diet''''' shampoo.}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Here we are buddy, Goo Lagoon. There are lots of ways to have fun here. ''[Scooter runs up to SpongeBob]''}}
+{{L|''[Bubble transition to Squidward pushing a red cart full of Krabby patties.]''}}
-{{L|Scooter|Dudes, bury me! ''[laughs]''}}
+{{L|Squidward|Here we go, one of everything for Bubble Buddy.}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|See what I mean?}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[examines the cheese on one of the Krabby patties and gasps]'' Oh no, Squidward, wait! There's ''cheese'' on these patties!}}
-{{L|Scooter|All right!}}
+{{L|Squidward|And?}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|<nowiki>Bubble Buddy, you dig him out while I get us some cotton candy]</nowiki>''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Bubble Buddy's lactose-intolerant, he can't eat cheese! What should we do?}}
-{{L|Scooter|Don't just stand there dude, the tide's coming in. ''[laughs]'' Dude?}}
+{{L|Squidward|We? How about you take these patties and sh...}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|My friend's in there.}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[off-screen; cutting him off]'' Mr. Squidward! ''[Squidward frowns in annoyance; he takes back the patty and walks off with the cart]''}}
-{{L|Harold|Congratulations.}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Don't worry, Bubble Buddy. Squidward will make a fresh batch.}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|''[to Bubble Buddy]'' Woo! Shake it! Shake it! Yeah! Shake that bubble butt! Yeah! ''[everyone looks at their behind and they leave in embarrassment]''}}
+{{L|Squidward|''[returns with the cart and presents Bubble Buddy with one of the Krabby patties, without cheese]'' What, is he allergic to bread, too?}}
-{{L|Pearl|It's the world-famous surfer, Grubby Grouper!}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Actually, he doesn't like the crust. ''[cut to Squidward slicing the crust off the buns]'' And Squidward, the ketchup should be under the patty. ''[cut to Squidward squeezing ketchup on each of the patties]'' And Squidward, the pickles should be on the left side. ''[cut to Squidward preparing the fries]'' And Squidward, you should... ''[cut to Squidward rolling the dough]'' And Squidward... ''[cut to Squidward flipping the patties]'' And Squidward... ''[cut to Squidward measuring the patty with a ruler]'' And Squidward... ''[cut to Squidward massaging Bubble Buddy]'' And Squidward...}}
-{{L|Grubby Grouper|Later, groupies! ''[shakes Pearl's hand]'' Grubby's got to go catch some gnarly pounders. Ahoo!!}}
+{{L|Squidward|''[presents a tray of six Krabby patties to Bubble Buddy]'' '''Here''', one of everything! No cheese, no crust, pickles to the left, four squirts of ketchup, wheat buns, non-dairy lettuce, and farm-raised tomatoes carnival-style! ''[sets a bigger ferris wheel on the table]'' And if there's anything else I can do, ''[shaking angrily]'' '''''please hesitate to ask'''''.}}
-{{L|Pearl|''[looks at her fin which is dirty now]'' Oh, I'll never wash this flipper again. ''[SpongeBob walks up with Bubble Buddy]''}}
+{{L|''[Bubble transition to SpongeBob and Bubble Buddy leaving the Krusty Krab.]''}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Hey Pearl! Shake hands with Bubble Buddy! ''[squeaking noice, her flipper is now clean. sobbing. Scene cuts to the port-o-potty]'' It's his first time on his own.}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|That was delicious! Money's on the table, Mr. Krabs! ''[Mr. Krabs waves]''}}
-{{L|Harold|Once again, congratulations. ''[later, the line is longer. Picture scrolls over to where we see a sign that reads '45 minutes from this point']''}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|So long, boys! You see, Squidward, the restaurant game is all about service. The customer is always right. Remember that, lad, and you'll be as successful as me one day.}}
-{{L|Man|Popcorn! Peanuts!}}
+{{L|Squidward|''[sarcastically]'' Oh, you're right, Mr. Krabs. I learned '''''my''''' lesson. And by the way, Bubble Buddy picked up the tab. ''[hands Mr. Krabs a $100 bill made of bubbles]''}}
-{{L|Lou|''[sounding desperate]'' Ice cold drinks!}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|What's this?}}
-{{L|Harold|''[camera stops on Harold and SpongeBob as SpongeBob whistles and Peterson strugles to hold it in. unable to take the wait anymore]'' Two hours is long enough! That's it! ''[opens the port-o-potty door to see a bubble]''}}
+{{L|Squidward|'''''Bubble money'''''. ''[the $100 bill pops. Squidward shows his hand full of bubble change]'' At least they left a '''''tip'''''.}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Hey Bubble Buddy, you're finished! ''[takes Bubble Buddy away, leaving everybody to stare at them]''}}
+{{L|''[All of the bubble change pops as Squidward and Mr. Krabs start growling with fury. Bubble transition to Goo Lagoon.]''}}
-{{L|Francis|He kept us waiting for a bubble?}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Here we are, Bubble Buddy, Goo Lagoon. There are lots of ways to have fun here. ''[Scooter runs up to SpongeBob]''}}
-{{L|Larry|That's nothing! He called us fat!}} ''[along with others, begins crunching on celery stalk]''
+{{L|Scooter|Dudes, bury me! ''[laughs]''}}
-{{L|Pearl|''[crying as she shows her clean flipper]'' He washed my flipper!}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|See what I mean? ''[fade cut]'' All done!}}
-{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[storming up]'' He owes me money!}}
+{{L|Scooter|''[buried under the sand]'' All right!}}
-{{L|Squidward|''[following Mr. Krabs]'' He made me provide excellent service!}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Bubble Buddy, you dig him out while I get some cotton candy.}}
-{{L|Scooter|''[appears with a halo and angel clothing on]'' Dudes! He made me experience high tide! ''[floats up towards the surface]''}}
+{{L|Scooter|Don't just stand there, dude. The tide's comin' in. ''[laughs. Water reaches him]'' Dude?}}
-{{L|Tom|He poisoned our water supply, burned our crops and delivered a plague unto our houses!}}
+{{L|''[Bubble transition to SpongeBob taking Bubble Buddy to the Port-O-Head.]''}}
-{{L|Protesters|He did??}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[places Bubble Buddy inside and Harold and Nat Peterson are behind him]'' My friend's in there.}}
-{{L|Tom|No... But are we going to wait around until he does?}}
+{{L|Harold|Congratulations.}}
-{{L|Mr. Krabs|I say we tip something over! ''[all yelling]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[goes to the music and he dances along]'' Woo! Shake it! Woo-woo! Shake it! Yeah! Shake that bubble butt! Yeah! ''[everyone looks at their rears and they leave in embarrassment. The scene cuts to SpongeBob waiting for Bubble Buddy in the Port-O-Head. Harold impatiently looks at his watch to check how long Bubble Buddy has been in the bathroom]''}}
-{{L|Lifeguard|Hey, hey, heeeyyy!}}
+{{L|Pearl|''[giggles]'' Oh, oh! It's the world-famous surf punk, Grubby Grouper!}}
-{{L|Protester|Now what?}}
+{{L|Grubby Grouper|Later, groupies! ''[shakes Pearl's flipper]'' Grubby's gotta go catch some gnarly pounders. Ahoo!}}
-{{L|Protesters|Get the lifeguard! ''[Squidward stops them]''}}
+{{L|Pearl|''[looks at her flipper which is dirty now]'' Oh, I'll never wash this flipper again. ''[SpongeBob walks up with Bubble Buddy]''}}
-{{L|Squidward|Wait! Don't waste this senseless violence on him! It's that stupid bubble of SpongeBob's that's causing all the problems! Who's with me!}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Hey, Pearl! Shake hands with Bubble Buddy! ''[rubs Bubble Buddy's hands on Pearl's dirty flipper, her flipper is now clean. Pearl sobs. Scene cuts to the Port-O-Head, where 11 people are behind SpongeBob in line]'' It's his first time on his own.}}
-{{L|Protesters|Pop the bubble! ''[all yelling]''}}
+{{L|Harold|Once again, congratulations.}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Hey everyone! Have you met my friend, Bubble Buddy?}}
+{{L|''[Bubble transition to the very long line at the Port-O-Head. The screen scrolls over to where we see a sign that reads '45 minutes from this point'.]''}}
-{{L|Protesters|Yes...}}
+{{L|Man|Popcorn! Peanuts!}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Hey, is this one of those sewing circles?}}
+{{L|Drink vendor|''[sounding desperate]'' Ice cold drinks!}}
-{{L|Protesters|No... ''[group steps in closer]''}}
+{{L|Harold|''[camera stops on he and SpongeBob as SpongeBob whistles and Peterson struggles to hold it in; not able to take the wait anymore]'' Two hours is long enough! That's it! ''[opens the port-o-potty door to see Bubble Buddy]''}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Would you mind not getting so close with those pins? Pointy objects make Bubble Buddy uncomfortable.}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Hey, Bubble Buddy, you're finished! ''[takes Bubble Buddy away, leaving everybody to glare at them]''}}
-{{L|Larry|SpongeBob, that bubble's got to go.}}
+{{L|Francis|He kept us '''''waiting''''' for a bubble?}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Oh no, he already took care of that, but thanks for your concern.}}
+{{L|Larry|That's nothing! He called us fat! ''[begins crunching on celery stalks along with others]''}}
-{{L|Pearl|No. "Go" as in… ''[blows a bubble gum till it pops]''}}
+{{L|Pearl|''[crying as she shows her clean flipper]'' He washed my flipper!}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|''[screams]'' Why?}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[storming up]'' He owes '''''me''''' money!}}
-{{L|Mr. Krabs|You and that bubble have been nothing but trouble! It's time to end it!}}
+{{L|Squidward|''[following Mr. Krabs]'' He made me provide excellent service!}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|No! I won't let you! Here we go! You'll never catch us now! Never! Ha! Never! ''[both start to get lower to the ground and the group surrounds them both again]'' Never...}}
+{{L|Scooter|''[appears with a halo and angel clothing on]'' Dudes! He made me experience high tide! ''[floats up towards the surface while laughing]''}}
-{{L|Squidward|Enough sea-horsing around, SpongeBob! Give us that bubble!}}
+{{L|Tom|He poisoned our water supply, burned our crops and delivered a plague unto our houses!}}
-{{L|Protesters|Pop the bubble! Pop the bubble! Pop the bubble!}}
+{{L|Protesters|'''''He did?'''''}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|No! You can't! He's not just a bubble, he's a Bubble Buddy! He's my friend and I love him! Haven't you ever had a very special friend?}}
+{{L|Tom|No... But are we just gonna wait around until he does?}}
-{{L|Mr. Krabs|Oh, Nickel Buddy, I'll never spend you!}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|I say we tip somethin' over! ''[all yelling]''}}
-{{L|Sheldon|Funny Muffler...}}
+{{L|Lifeguard|''[everyone tips the lifeguard stand]'' Hey!}}
-{{L|Larry|Jerky Pal...}}
+{{L|Protester|Now what?}}
-{{L|Harold|Boo-boo Keys...}}
+{{L|Protesters|Get the lifeguard! ''[they go to the lifeguard, but Squidward stops them]''}}
-{{L|Man|Snake Eyes... ''[together with Harold]'' We love you! ''[burst into tears]''}}
+{{L|Squidward|Wait! Don't waste this senseless violence on him! It's that stupid bubble of SpongeBob's that's causing all the problems! ''[holds up a needle]'' Who's with me?}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|So, what do you say?}}
+{{L|Protesters|''[all hold a needle]'' Pop the bubble! ''[all yelling]''}}
-{{L|Protesters|''[chanting]'' Pop the bubble! Pop the bubble! Pop the bubble!}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[the protesters surround him and Bubble Buddy]'' Hey, everyone! Have you met my friend, Bubble Buddy?}}
-{{L|Squidward|Let's get this over with so I can go home and play my clarinet!}}
+{{L|Protesters|'''''Yes...''''' ''[all hold their needles]''}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Noo...}} [Squidward charges his needle towards Bubble Buddy in a slow dramatic manner, but then suddenly Bubble Buddy grabs ahold of Squidward's hand before the needle reaches the former]
+{{L|SpongeBob|Hey, is this one of those sewing circles? ''[giggles]''}}
-{{L|Bubble Buddy|Whoa! ''[all except SpongeBob gasp]'' Hey, don't I get a say in this? I'll see you later, SpongeBob. Things are getting a little weird around here.}}
+{{L|Protesters|'''''No...''''' ''[group steps in closer]''}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|So long.}} [Bubble Buddy gets into a bubble taxi and it floats away as it drives off]
+{{L|SpongeBob|Would you mind not getting so close with those pins? Pointy objects make Bubble Buddy uncomfortable.}}
-{{L|Bubble Buddy|Happy Leif Ericcson Day!}}
+{{L|Larry|SpongeBob, that bubble's got to go.}}
-{{L|Squidward|He's... alive?}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Oh no, he already took care of that, but thanks for your concern.}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Of course! Otherwise he couldn't tell such funny jokes! ''[laughs as everyone walks off muttering and agreeing with Bubble Buddy's departure]'' Seems like only this morning that I held his bottle. ''[sniffles]'' They blow up so fast. ''[weeps tears of joy while blowing his nose and runs off. A bunch of bubbles pop near Squidward except for one]''}}
+{{L|Pearl|No. '''''"Go"''''' as in... ''[blows a bubble with her gum until it pops]''}}
-{{L|Squidward|''[thinking bubble is alive like Bubble Buddy]'' Uh...hi?}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[screams]'' Why?!}}
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+{{L|Mr. Krabs|You and that bubble have been nothin' but trouble! It's time to end it! ''[all the protesters hold their needles]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|No! I won't let you! ''[blows Bubble Buddy until they begin floating]'' Here we go! You'll never catch us now! Never! Ha haa! Never! ''[both start to get lower to the ground and the protesters surround them both again]'' Never...}}
+{{L|Squidward|Enough sea-horsing around, SpongeBob! Give us that bubble!}}
+{{L|Protesters|Pop the bubble! Pop the bubble! Pop the bubble!}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|No! You can't! He's not just a bubble, he's a Bubble Buddy! He's my friend and I love him! Haven't you ever had a very special friend? ''[sheds tears]''}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[starts crying]'' Nickel Buddy, I'll never spend you!}}
+{{L|Sheldon|Funny Muffler...}}
+{{L|Larry|Jerky Pal...}}
+{{L|Harold|Boo-boo Keys...}}
+{{L|Man|Snake Eyes... ''[together with Harold]'' We love you! ''[they cry and burst into tears]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|So, what do you say?}}
+{{L|Protesters|''[look at each other, then they bring out their needles]'' Pop the bubble! Pop the bubble! Pop the bubble! ''[grab SpongeBob and throw him away]''}}
+{{L|Squidward|Let's get this over with so I can go home and play my clarinet!}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|No...! ''[Squidward charges his needle towards Bubble Buddy in a slow dramatic manner, while SpongeBob begs them to stop. But then suddenly Bubble Buddy grabs ahold of Squidward's hand before the needle reaches the former]''}}
+{{L|Bubble Buddy|Whoa! ''[all except SpongeBob gasp]'' Hey, don't I get a say in this? I'll see you later, SpongeBob. Things are getting a little weird around here.}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|So long. ''[Bubble Buddy gets into a bubble taxi, and it floats away as it drives off]''}}
+{{L|Bubble Buddy|''[giggles]'' Happy Leif Erikson Day!}}
+{{L|Squidward|He's alive...}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Of course! Otherwise, he couldn't tell such funny jokes! ''[laughs as everyone walks off muttering and agreeing with Bubble Buddy's departure]''}}
+{{L|Man|Okay by me, I'm gone.}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Seems like only this morning I held his bottle. ''[sniffles]'' They blow up so fast. ''[weeps tears of joy while blowing his nose and runs off. A bunch of bubbles pop near Squidward except for one]''}}
+{{L|Squidward|''[thinking the bubble is alive like Bubble Buddy]'' Uh... hi? ''[the episode ends]''}}