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(a bubble with a note inside floats down in Bikini Bottom)
{{EpisodeTranscript}}
Mable: ''(hanging up clothes to let them dry. The bubble knocks the clothes off the rack)'' Hey, you stupid bubble, I just washed those!
{{L|''[A bubble with a note inside floats down in Bikini Bottom.]''}}
''(the bubble knocks a man's hat off, knocks Nancy's hair off, and knocks down Old Man Jenkins)''
{{L|Woman|''[hanging up clothes to let them dry. The bubble knocks the clothes off the rack]'' Hey, you stupid bubble, I just washed those!}}
Old Man Jenkins: My spine!
{{L|''[The bubble knocks a man's hat off, knocks Nancy's hair off, and knocks down Old Man Jenkins.]''}}
Man: Why don't you watch where you're going?
{{L|Old Man Jenkins|Ah! My spine!}}
Nancy: Get back here!
{{L|Man|Why don't you watch where you're going?!}}
Old Man Jenkins: I'll sue.
{{L|Other woman|Come back here!}}
''(the bubble passes a fish who's eating soup, and knocks his head into the bowl. The bubble floats into SpongeBob's house)''
{{L|Old Man Jenkins|I'll sue!}}
SpongeBob: ''(about to eat cereal, and the bubble goes into his mouth. He takes it, and the note out)'' Hey, little bubble. Where'd you come from? Perhaps this letter will shed some light. It's from my old friend, Bubble Buddy. I wonder what's up with him. ''(opens letter)'' Let's see: Dear, SpongeBob...
{{L|''[The bubble passes a fish who's eating soup, and knocks his head into the bowl. The bubble floats into SpongeBob's house.]''}}
''(cut to Bubble Buddy writing letter)''
{{L|SpongeBob|''[about to eat cereal, when the bubble goes into his mouth. He takes it, and the note, out]'' Hey, little bubble. Where'd you come from? Perhaps this letter will shed some light on your origin. It's from my old friend, Bubble Buddy. Wonder what's up with him. ''[opens letter]'' Let's see now. Dear SpongeBob...}}
Bubble Buddy: The Mrs. and I have to go away for a few days, and our regular bubble sitter is sick. Could you please watch our son, Shiny until we get back? I owe you one! Your pal, Bubble Buddy.
{{L|''[Cut to Bubble Buddy writing letter.]''}}
''(cut back to SpongeBob)''
{{L|Bubble Buddy|The Mrs. and I have to go away for a few days, and our regular bubble sitter is sick. Could you please watch our son, Shiny, until we get back? I owe you one. Your pal, Bubble Buddy.}}
SpongeBob: Please keep Shiny away from sharp objects. We don't want him to go pop like his late Uncle Raymond. ''(done reading)'' Oh, boy! Gary, did you hear that? They want me to watch little Shiny! I wonder when he's going to show up. The letter doesn't say. ''(bubble morphs into Shiny)'' Oh, I can't wait to meet him! ''(Shiny touches SpongeBob, scaring him)'' Oh, there you are, Shiny! Oh, look at you! You're just as cute as the dickens! ''(picks him up)'' Upsy Daisy! Say hello to Shiny, Gary. ''(Shiny blinks, and Gary hides in his shell)'' You full of soap and vinegar, aren't you? I can't wait for my friends to meet you!
{{L|''[Cut back to SpongeBob.]''}}
''(Squidward exits his house, and SpongeBob does the same, with Shiny on his head)''
{{L|SpongeBob|Please keep Shiny away from sharp objects. We don't want him to go pop like his, late Uncle Raymond. ''[done reading]'' Oh, boy! Did you hear that, Gary? They want ''me'' to watch little Shiny! Gee, I wonder when he's going to show up. The letter doesn't say. ''[the bubble morphs into Shiny]'' I can't wait to meet him! ''[Shiny touches SpongeBob, scaring him]'' Oh, hey, there you are, Shiny. Look at you. You're just as cute as the dickens. ''[picks him up]'' Upsy-Daisy! Say hello to Shiny, Gary. ''[Shiny blinks, and Gary hides in his shell]'' Oh, you're full of soap and vinegar, aren't you? I can't wait for all my friends to meet you.}}
SpongeBob: La la la la la la la! This is going to be great, Shiny! Downsy Daffodil. Squidward loves meeting new friends.
{{L|''[Squidward exits his house, and SpongeBob does the same, with Shiny on his head.]''}}
Squidward: No, I don't! ''(retreats into his house)''
{{L|SpongeBob|♪La la la la la la la la la la!This is gonna be great, Shiny Bubble. Oop! Downsy Daffodil. Squidward loves meeting my friends.}}
SpongeBob: You're gonna like Squidward. He's lots of fun.
{{L|Squidward|No, I don't. ''[retreats into his house]''}}
SpongeBob: ''(knocks on door)'' So, how was your trip? ''(knocks on door, again)'' You don't talk much do you? Hmm. Guess he's not home. Oh, well. We'll have to try again, later. ''(Shiny floats away)'' Hey, Shiny. Where are you going? ''(Shiny floats into the window)'' You can't go in there! You weren't invited!
{{L|SpongeBob|You're gonna like Squidward. He's lots of fun.}}
''(crashing noises are heard from inside)''
{{L|SpongeBob|''[knocks on door]'' So, how was your trip? ''[knocks on door, again]'' You don't talk much do you? Hmm. Guess he's not home. Oh, well. We can try again, later. ''[Shiny floats away]'' Wait! Shiny, where are you going? ''[Shiny floats into the window]'' You can't go in there. You weren't invited.}}
Squidward: Would you please get your friend out of my house?
{{L|''[Crashing noises are heard from inside.]''}}
''(cut to the inside of Squidward's house, which is a mess)''
{{L|Squidward|Would you please get your friend out of my house?}}
Squidward: Where is he?
{{L|''[Cut to the inside of Squidward's house, which is a mess.]''}}
SpongeBob: Oh, Squidward. This place is so filled with sharp, jagged, broken things! This is no place for a little bubble boy! ''(spots Shiny float towards cupboards)'' There he is! Don't worry, Squidward. I'll get him! ''(opens several cupboards with the following items)'' Nope. Jagged glass. Barbed wire. Cactuses. Cactuses protected by barbed wire. Shh! Shiny must be in this one. Gotcha! ''(opens the cupboard and immediately reaches inside, jabbing himself with broken glass)'' No, guess not. ''(gasps)'' You don't think he p-p-popped in there?
{{L|Squidward|Where'd he go?}}
Squidward: There he is! He's headed straight for my glass menagerie!
{{L|SpongeBob|Squidward! This room is so full of sharp, jagged, broken things! This is no place for a delicate little bubble boy! ''[spots Shiny float towards cupboards]'' There he is! Don't worry, I'll save him. ''[opens several cupboards with the following items]'' Nope. Jagged glass. Barbed wire. Cactuses. Cactuses protected by barbed wire. Shh! Shiny must be in this one. Gotcha! ''[opens the cupboard and immediately reaches inside, jabbing himself with broken glass]'' No, guess not. ''[gasps]'' Oh no! You don't think he p-p-p-popped in there!}}
''(Shiny slowly floats past them)''
{{L|Squidward|There he is! He's headed right for my glass menagerie!}}
Squidward: Phew...
{{L|''[Shiny slowly floats past them.]''}}
''(Shiny floats near a broken lamp)''
{{L|Squidward|Phew...}}
SpongeBob: Hold still, Shiny. Gotcha! ''(leaps, but Shiny dodges, and SpongeBob hits the broken light bulb, gets electrocuted, and flies into the glass menagerie desk, causing them to fall and break)''
{{L|''[Shiny floats near a broken lamp.]''}}
Squidward: Of course.
{{L|SpongeBob|Hold still, Shiny. I'll get you down. Gotcha! ''[leaps, but Shiny dodges, and SpongeBob hits the broken light bulb, gets electrocuted, and flies into the glass menagerie desk, causing them to fall and break]''}}
SpongeBob: Okay, Shiny. Fun is fun, but it's time to come down, now. ''(tries to catch Shiny, but he misses)'' Barnacles!
{{L|Squidward|Of course.}}
''(Shiny floats toward a spinning fan)''
{{L|SpongeBob|Okay, Shiny. Fun is fun, but it's time to come down, now. ''[tries to catch Shiny, but he misses]'' Barnacles!}}
SpongeBob: Shiny, no!
{{L|''[Shiny floats toward a spinning fan.]''}}
''(Shiny gets caught in the fan, escapes, and floats upstairs)''
{{L|SpongeBob|''[gasps]'' Oh, no!}}
SpongeBob: Shiny, come back! ''(he and Squidward run upstairs)'' There he is! ''(Shiny begins to float out a window)'' He's headed for that open window! ''(the wind blows Shiny back in. Shiny grabs a paintbrush, and paints a mustache on one of Squidward's paintings)''
{{L|''[Shiny gets caught in the fan, escapes, and floats upstairs.]''}}
SpongeBob: ''(grabs Shiny)'' I gotcha, you little rascal. I guess Shiny wants to be an artist, just like you.
{{L|SpongeBob|Shiny, come back! ''[he and Squidward run upstairs]'' There he is! ''[Shiny begins to float out a window]'' He's headed for that open window! ''[the wind blows Shiny back in. Shiny grabs a paintbrush, and paints a mustache on one of Squidward's paintings]''}}
Squidward: SpongeBob, I spent 6 long months on that painting!
{{L|SpongeBob|''[grabs Shiny]'' I gotcha, you little rascal. It looks like Shiny wants to be an artist, just like you.}}
SpongeBob: Don't worry, Squidward. Shiny's made of soap. We'll just wash it off. ''(uses Shiny to wipe the mustache off)'' There you go, good as new. ''(the painting of Squidward drips off the painting, revealing its brain, making Squidward angry)'' Really catches your inner self. Oh, look at the time. Time to go to work! See you there. Bye! ''(leaves)''
{{L|Squidward|SpongeBob, I spent 6 long months on that painting!}}
''(cut to the Krusty Krab)''
{{L|SpongeBob|Don't worry, Squidward. Shiny's made of soap. We'll just wash it off. ''[uses Shiny to wipe the mustache off]'' There you go, good as new. ''[the painting of Squidward drips off the painting, revealing its brain, making Squidward angry]'' Really catches your inner self. Oh, my! Look at that! Time to go to work! See you there. Bye. ''[leaves]''}}
SpongeBob: Hi, Mr. Krabs.
{{L|''[Cut to the Krusty Krab.]''}}
Mr. Krabs: Morning, Laddy. Say, what's with the glass puppet?
{{L|SpongeBob|Hi, Mr. Krabs.}}
SpongeBob: This isn't glass! Remember Bubble Buddy? Well, I'm taking care of his son.
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Morning, laddie. What's with the glass puppet?}}
Mr. Krabs: Eh, Bubble Buddy, huh? That guy still owes me money! So, what's the little deadbeat's name?
{{L|SpongeBob|He's not glass, Mr. Krabs. Remember Bubble Buddy? Well, I'm taking care of his son.}}
SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs, allow me to introduce you to Shiny Bubble.
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Uh, Bubble Buddy, huh? That guy still owes me money. So, what's the little deadbeat's name?}}
Mr. Krabs: ''(holds out hand)'' Put it there! ''(Shiny floats in between his eyes)'' Hey! ''(almost pinches Shiny)''
{{L|SpongeBob|Allow me to introduce Shiny Bubble. ''[whispers]'' He doesn't talk much. Shake hands with Mr. Krabs, Shiny.}}
SpongeBob: Oh! You might wanna be careful with those sharp claws, Mr. Krabs!
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[holds out hand]'' Put 'er there, lad. ''[Shiny floats in between his eyes]'' Hey! ''[almost pinches Shiny]''}}
''(Shiny floats all over Mr. Krabs)''
{{L|SpongeBob|Ooh! You might want to be careful with those claws, Mr. Krabs.}}
Mr. Krabs: Come here you little rascal! ''(tries to grab him. SpongeBob takes Shiny away)''
{{L|''[Mr. Krabs grunts. Shiny floats all over Mr. Krabs.]''}}
SpongeBob: Don't worry, I got him! Wow, look how shiny Shiny made you.
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Hold still, you little rascal. ''[tries to grab him. SpongeBob takes Shiny away]''}}
Mr. Krabs: Well, would you look at that. I never felt this clean on a weekday. Why don't you take into the kitchen and let him play with the dirty dishes?
{{L|SpongeBob|Don't worry, I've got him. Wow, Mr. Krabs. Look how shiny Shiny made you.}}
''(SpongeBob takes Shiny in the kitchen)''
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Well, now, look at that. I've never felt this clean on a weekday. Why don't you take Shiny there into the kitchen and let him play around with the dirty dishes?}}
SpongeBob: Wow, I think Mr. Krabs really likes you. You play with these while I tend to the grill. ''(puts Shiny on the dishes)'' You sure are lucky, Shiny. You get to learn the glories of the service industry.
{{L|''[SpongeBob takes Shiny in the kitchen.]''}}
''(Shiny floats out the kitchen window)''
{{L|SpongeBob|Wow, I think Mr. Krabs really likes you. Now you play with these while I tend to the grill. ''[puts Shiny on the dishes]'' You sure are lucky, Shiny. You get to learn all about the glories of the service industry.}}
SpongeBob: Yessiree, Shiner. You show me a sizzling grill, and I'll show you a happy customer.
{{L|''[Shiny floats out the kitchen window.]''}}
''(Shiny slides around on the floor, leaving behind a trail of soap as he does so. Customers begin slipping all over the place)''
{{L|SpongeBob|Yes siree, Shiner, you show me a sizzling grill, and I will show you a happy customer.}}
Squidward: What in the name of Neptune is going on- ''(steps on Shiny and slips, sending Shiny in the air. Shiny hits the ceiling, wall, and hits the cash register, opening it and money flies out)''
{{L|''[Shiny slides around on the floor, leaving behind a trail of soap as he does so. Customers begin slipping all over the place. Harold slides on the floor until he hits his torso directly on the side of a table.]''}}
Customer: Money! Yay!
{{L|Harold|Whoa! Hernia.}}
SpongeBob: There you are, Shiny. I'm so glad I found you. Good thing you weren't hurt.
{{L|Squidward|What in the name of Neptune is going on-- ''[steps on Shiny and slips, sending Shiny in the air. Shiny hits the ceiling, wall, and hits the cash register, opening it and money flies out]''}}
Mr. Krabs: You better get him out of here if you wanna keep him that way! ''(SpongeBob runs out with Shiny)'' Bubbles today. They don't seem to understand the value of money.
{{L|Customer|Yoo-hoo! Free money! ''[cheering]'' Yeah, all right!}}
''(cut to SpongeBob walking with Shiny)''
{{L|SpongeBob|There you are, Shiny. I've been looking all over for you. Thank goodness you weren't hurt.}}
SpongeBob: That's okay, Shiny. It's too dangerous for you to work at the Krusty Krab, anyway. But, there are some fun, safe things we can do. Like stand in place, or sit in place. Or the "let's do nothing at all" game. Patrick is really good at that one. He-
{{L|Mr. Krabs|You better get him out of here if you want to keep him that way! ''[SpongeBob runs out with Shiny]'' Bubbles today. They don't seem to understand the value of money.}}
''(Shiny disappeared from his hand)''
{{L|''[Cut to SpongeBob walking with Shiny.]''}}
SpongeBob: Shiny? Shiny where are you?
{{L|SpongeBob|That's okay, Shiny. It's too dangerous for you to work at the Krusty Krab, anyway. But there are a lot of fun, safe things we can do. Like stand in place, or sit in place. Or the "let's not move at all" game. Patrick is really good at that one. He-}}
''(Shiny is floating toward the city)''
{{L|''[Shiny disappears from his hand.]''}}
SpongeBob: Shiny! No! You can't go to the city. It's too dangerous! ''(runs to Bikini Bottom)'' Where are you, Shiny? ''(looks for Shiny and finds him floating in the middle of the street)'' Shiny, no! Don't worry. I'll save you! ''(grabs Shiny)'' There now. Safe and sound. ''(gets hit by a boat)'' Now, Shiny, I- ''(gets run over by another boat)'' Now, Shiny, you might- ''(gets run over by several more boats)'' That was a close one. Okay, now. Let's get going and keep you away from sharp pointy things.
{{L|SpongeBob|Shiny? Shiny where are you?}}
''(Shiny floats away)''
{{L|''[Shiny is floating toward the city.]''}}
SpongeBob: Oh, tartar sauce. Shiny, no!
{{L|SpongeBob|''[screams]'' Shiny, no! Not the city! It's too dangerous! ''[runs to Bikini Bottom]'' Shiny, where are you? ''[looks for Shiny and finds him floating in the middle of the street, gasps]'' Shiny, no! ''[grabs Shiny]'' There now. Safe and sound. ''[gets hit by a boat]'' Now, Shiny, I- ''[gets run over by another boat]'' Now, Shiny, you might- ''[gets run over by several more boats]'' That was a close one. Okay, Shiny. Let's get you back to my house and keep you away from sharp pointy things.}}
''(two boats collide and almost hit Shiny. Shiny floats in a pin factory)''
{{L|''[Shiny floats away.]''}}
SpongeBob: "Bikini Bottom Pin Factory"? Don't worry, Shiny. I'm coming! ''(goes inside. SpongeBob is heard screaming. He comes out with pins stuck in him, and Shiny)'' Shiny, you have to be more careful. You could get popped in a place like that. Hold on. There's something tickling my nose. ''(pulls the pin from his nose, and deflates. He blows himself back up)''
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, tartar sauce. Ooohhh!}}
''(Shiny floats away)''
{{L|''[Two boats collide and almost hit Shiny. Shiny floats in a pin factory.]''}}
SpongeBob: Shiny, where are you going? ''(Shiny floats into the scissor works)'' "Scissor Works"? Hold on, Shiny! ''(goes inside. Clipping noises are heard. SpongeBob comes out with Shiny)'' Oh, boy. Did you know scissors are sharp and dangerous? Luckily, we both escaped unharmed! ''(becomes reduced to cubes. He puts himself back together)''
{{L|SpongeBob|"Bikini Bottom...''[shrieks]'' Pin Factory"?! Shiny, no! I'll save you! ''[goes inside. SpongeBob is heard screaming. He comes out with pins stuck in him, and Shiny]'' You need to watch where you're going. You could get popped in a place like that. Hold on. There's something tickling my nose. ''[pulls the pin from his nose, and deflates. He blows himself back up]''}}
''(Shiny floats away again)''
{{L|''[Shiny floats away.]''}}
SpongeBob: Shiny? ''(Shiny floats in the pitchfork pantry)'' "Pitchfork Pantry". Of course. ''(walks inside)'' Aah. Ow. ''(walks out with Shiny and a pitchfork stuck in his head)'' Shiny, how many times do I have to tell you? No sharp, no pointy! Now, let's see if there's a safe place for you to visit. Ah! "The Pillow Foundry" That's a safe place to visit. Pillows aren't dangerous. ''(goes inside and becomes surprised)'' Huh?
{{L|SpongeBob|Where's Shiny? Oh, no! ''[Shiny floats into the Bikini Bottom Scissor Works]'' "Scissor Works"? I'll save you, Shiny! ''[goes inside. Clipping noises are heard. SpongeBob comes out with Shiny]'' Oh, boy. Don't you know scissors are sharp and dangerous? Luckily, we both escaped unharmed. ''[becomes reduced to cubes. He puts himself back together]''}}
''(a stock footage of a live-action factory is shown. Iron is shown being melted, steamed, and comes out on a conveyor belt. It is cut by a buzzsaw, and a guy uses a giant needle to jab the pillows and fling them into a pile)''
{{L|''[Shiny floats away again.]''}}
SpongeBob: Okay, let's skip the pillow foundry. I'll just take you to my house.
{{L|SpongeBob|Shiny? ''[Shiny floats in the pitchfork pantry]'' "Pitchfork Pantry." Of course. ''[walks inside]'' Aah! Ow. ''[walks out with Shiny and a pitchfork stuck in his head]'' Shiny, how many times do I gotta tell ya? No sharp, no pointy! Let's see if there's someplace safe for you to visit. Ah, that's it. "The Pillow Foundry." You'll like it in there. Pillows aren't dangerous. ''[goes inside and becomes surprised]'' Huh?}}
''(cut to SpongeBob's house)''
{{L|''[A stock footage of a live-action factory is shown. Iron is shown being melted, steamed, and comes out on a conveyor belt. It is cut by a buzzsaw, and a guy uses a giant needle to jab the pillows and fling them into a pile.]''}}
SpongeBob: Here we are. Home safe home! You must be famish after all that running around. Now, what would a growing bubble eat? Hmm. ''(takes out bubble soap)'' I know! ''(blows a hot dog-shaped bubble, which bumps into Shiny, and pops. Shiny pops, too)''
{{L|SpongeBob|Okay, let's skip the pillow foundry. I'll just take you to my house.}}
SpongeBob: ''(panicking)'' Shiny! Don't worry! I'll save you! ''(dips bubble wand into the soap puddle. He blows a monster-shaped bubble)'' Oh, that ain't right! ''(blows a dinosaur-shaped bubble)'' Oh, come on, man! ''(blows Shiny back to normal)'' Phew, that was close.
{{L|''[Cut to SpongeBob's house.]''}}
''(Shiny grows a second head)''
{{L|SpongeBob|Here we are. Home safe home. You must be hungry after all that running around. Now what would a growing bubble eat? ''[takes out bubble soap]'' I know! ''[blows a hot dog-shaped bubble, which bumps into Shiny, and pops. Shiny pops, too]''}}
SpongeBob: Uh oh.
{{L|SpongeBob|''[panicking]'' Shiny! Don't worry, Shiny, you'll be okay. ''[dips bubble wand into the soap puddle. He blows a monster-shaped bubble]'' Oh, that ain't right! ''[blows a dinosaur-shaped bubble]'' Oh, come on, now! ''[blows Shiny back to normal]'' Ah, he's okay.}}
Bubble Buddy: Hey, SpongeBob. How's my son been faring?
{{L|''[Shiny grows a second head.]''}}
SpongeBob: Oh, he's... ''(hides Shiny behind his back)'' ...doing great.
{{L|SpongeBob|Uh-oh.}}
Bubble Buddy: I see you've grown a second head, again, son.
{{L|Bubble Buddy|Hello there, SpongeBob! How's my little boy been faring?}}
SpongeBob: Again?
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, what? Huh, oh, Shiny? He's... ''[hides Shiny behind his back]'' ...been behaving great.}}
Bubble Buddy: Don't worry, SpongeBob. I'll take care of it. ''(sucks Shiny into his bubble wand, and place him inside his soap bottle)'' So, did my son behave himself?
{{L|Bubble Buddy|Well, now, it looks you've gone and grown another head again, Shiny.}}
SpongeBob: Oh, he was a little angel... in a little devil sort of way.
{{L|SpongeBob|Again?}}
Bubble Buddy: Well, see you later.
{{L|Bubble Buddy|Not to worry. I'll take care of it. ''[sucks Shiny into his bubble wand, and place him inside his soap bottle]'' So, SpongeBob, did my boy Shiny behave himself?}}
''(Shiny's head pops out of the bottle, and raspberries SpongeBob. Bubble Buddy hops into an airplane-shaped bubble, which takes off)''
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, he was just a little angel... in a little devil, sort of way.}}
SpongeBob: Bye, bye. Anytime you need a baby-sitter. In case you wanna know, I do a lot of stuff. I have Gary,... he needs feeding... and I have to check in with Mr. Krabs... and I... stand around a lot, and that keeps me busy.
{{L|Bubble Buddy|Well, so long, SpongeBob. ''[walks off]'' Thanks for watching my boy.}}
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{{L|''[Shiny's head pops out of the bottle and raspberries SpongeBob before Bubble Buddy hops into an airplane-shaped bubble, which takes off.]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|So long! Bye-bye. Anytime you need a babysitter. Just give me a little advanced notice. I, uh... I work a lot. I have to check with Mr. Krabs, and, and there's Gary, he needs feeding, and, then... stand around a lot and that keeps me busy.}}

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