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{{L|SpongeBob|Patrick! Tee time, Patrick! Patrick! ''[cuts to Squidward]'' Tee time, Patrick! ''[cuts to Patrick's house]'' Patrick! Wake up!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Patrick! Tee time, Patrick! Patrick! ''[cuts to Squidward]'' Tee time, Patrick! ''[cuts to Patrick's house]'' Patrick! Wake up!}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|''[laughs]'' Ready to lose? Weather permitting, of course. ''[there is a rumbling sound then storm clouds move in and start rain and thunder]''}} | {{L|Patrick|''[laughs]'' Ready to lose? Weather permitting, of course. ''[there is a rumbling sound then storm clouds move in and start rain and thunder]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Aw, how are we supposed to golf in | {{L|SpongeBob|Aw, how are we supposed to golf in this downpour? Our putters are getting waterlogged. ''[twists his putter]''}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Dumb rain! Doesn't it know I'm the sheriff in these parts? ''[points to sky with his putter]'' Hey, rain! You better stop that! ''[gets shocked by lightning then screams. Cuts to Squidward grumbling in annoyance and covers his head with a blanket]''}} | {{L|Patrick|Dumb rain! Doesn't it know I'm the sheriff in these parts? ''[points to sky with his putter]'' Hey, rain! You better stop that! ''[gets shocked by lightning then screams. Cuts to Squidward grumbling in annoyance and covers his head with a blanket]''}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|''[continues screaming then gets burned to ashes]'' Aah!}} | {{L|Patrick|''[continues screaming then gets burned to ashes]'' Aah!}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|I guess we were just too upset about the rain and how...}} | {{L|SpongeBob|I guess we were just too upset about the rain and how...}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Don't care. ''[closes the window, cuts to SpongeBob's house]''}} | {{L|Squidward|Don't care. ''[closes the window, cuts to SpongeBob's house]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[sighs]'' I was really looking forward to a day of sportsmanship and male bonding. Thanks a lot, rain! ''[slams his fist onto the table and makes his golf ball ricochet off of the door then Gary into Gary's food bowl]'' | {{L|SpongeBob|''[sighs]'' I was really looking forward to a day of sportsmanship and male bonding. Thanks a lot, rain! ''[slams his fist onto the table and makes his golf ball ricochet off of the door then Gary into Gary's food bowl]'' Say, ''[raises his finger]'' that gives me an idea. ''[a Brief Construction Montage time card appears]''}} | ||
{{L|French Narrator|What follows is a brief construction montage.}} | {{L|French Narrator|What follows is a brief construction montage.}} | ||
{{L|''[The montage shows SpongeBob and Patrick hammering on boards, ripping a sofa, pouring sand, drilling holes, filling holes with water, making holes, and taking Gary's shell off. The Brief Construction Montage time card reappears.]''}} | {{L|''[The montage shows SpongeBob and Patrick hammering on boards, ripping a sofa, pouring sand, drilling holes, filling holes with water, making holes, and taking Gary's shell off. The Brief Construction Montage time card reappears.]''}} | ||
{{L|French Narrator|We hope you enjoyed this brief construction montage.}} | {{L|French Narrator|We hope you enjoyed this brief construction montage.}} | ||
{{L|''[Cuts to outside of house, with sounds and SpongeBob's house shaking. Cuts to inside of Squidward's house.]''}} | {{L|''[Cuts to outside of house, with sounds and SpongeBob's house shaking. Cuts to inside of Squidward's house.]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|''[grumbles, then gets so angry as his sleep mask burns off, puts three pillows on a desk, ties them to his face with a rope, still hears them, then rips the pillows off and screams in a rage. He | {{L|Squidward|''[grumbles, then gets so angry as his sleep mask burns off, puts three pillows on a desk, ties them to his face with a rope, still hears them, then rips the pillows off and screams in a rage. He storms to SpongeBob's house with umbrella, cuts to inside, where SpongeBob and Patrick are constructing]'' Hey! Hello? Nitwit, morons. ''[Patrick accidentally hits Squidward with a hammer. At this point, he screams in anger and annoyance]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, hi, Squidward. Up from your slumber, I see. Well, you're just in time to | {{L|SpongeBob|Oh, hi, Squidward. Up from your slumber, I see. Well, you're just in time to indulge in a friendly game of ''[shows course]'' indoor miniature golf!}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|I will not indulge in anything friendly or otherwise with the likes of you two. And presently, I am heading to enjoy a well-deserved morning nap.}} | {{L|Squidward|I will not indulge in anything friendly or otherwise with the likes of you two. And presently, I am heading back to enjoy a well-deserved morning nap.}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|But we sculpted your likeness out of butter on hole five. ''[cuts to sculpture]''}} | {{L|Patrick|But we sculpted your likeness out of butter on hole five. ''[cuts to sculpture]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|''[irritated]'' I don't care! Listen up, I will not be woken from my nap again, and if I am, I'm gonna...}} | {{L|Squidward|''[irritated]'' I don't care! Listen up, I will not be woken from my nap again, and if I am, I'm gonna...}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Join us on the back nine?}} | {{L|Patrick|Join us on the back nine?}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Just don't let it happen again! Or else. ''[leaves]''}} | {{L|Squidward|Just don't let it happen again! Or else. ''[angrily leaves]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Let's get this game teed off. ''[balls come out of his head, he catches them, places a ball and tee on grass]'' You're up first, my good man.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Let's get this game teed off. ''[balls come out of his head, he catches them, places a ball and tee on grass]'' You're up first, my good man.}} | ||
{{L|''[Patrick stretches, yawns, stomps, ululates]''}} | {{L|''[Patrick stretches, yawns, stomps, ululates.]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|I am warning you two, | {{L|Squidward|I am warning you two, keep it down!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Better tone down the calisthenics, Patrick. Don't wanna upset Squidward.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Better tone down the calisthenics, Patrick. Don't wanna upset Squidward.}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Can't wait to lose, huh? ''[aims, pulls back, and shoots. Ball rolls back to tee]'' No! Ooh. If you | {{L|Patrick|Can't wait to lose, huh? ''[aims, pulls back, and shoots. Ball rolls back to tee]'' No! Ooh. If you had just let me finish my stretches, I wouldn't have missed my first shot!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, don't worry, Patrick, I'm sure you'll get the hang of it. ''[places ball on tee]'' Besides, we're just playin' for fun, right? And back, and- ''[makes it]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Oh, don't worry, Patrick, I'm sure you'll get the hang of it. ''[places ball on tee]'' Besides, we're just playin' for fun, right? And back, and- ''[makes it]''}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Nice shot. ''[moves his ball]''}} | {{L|Patrick|Nice shot. ''[moves his ball]''}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|But remember what Squidward said? We can't make any noise!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|But remember what Squidward said? We can't make any noise!}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Who said anything about noise? We're just gonna get outta the rough and back to the course!}} | {{L|Patrick|Who said anything about noise? We're just gonna get outta the rough and back to the course!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Hey! Patrick. ''[Patrick is shown eating Squidward's kelp salad]'' | {{L|SpongeBob|Hey! Patrick. Patrick! ''[Patrick is shown eating Squidward's kelp salad]'' What's the big idea? I thought we were in here to play golf, remember?}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Okay, okay!}} | {{L|Patrick|Okay, okay!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Now where is that darn ball?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Now where is that darn ball?}} | ||
{{L|Patrick| | {{L|Patrick|Ooh!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Patrick, have you seen | {{L|SpongeBob|Patrick, have you seen my ball?}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Was it a red one?}} | {{L|Patrick|Was it a red one?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Mm-hmm.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Mm-hmm.}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|Patrick, no!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Patrick, no!}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|No?}} | {{L|Patrick|No?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|I have to play the ball where it lies. ''[goes inside Patrick and opens his mouth]'' | {{L|SpongeBob|I have to play the ball where it lies. ''[goes inside Patrick and opens his mouth]'' We'll need to leave this open. ''[goes back inside]'' Now, let's see, if I was a golf ball, where would I-oh! Next to the gallbladder, of course. Fore! ''[the ball goes through wall and hits the lamp]'' Where's your ball?}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|I don't know. Gotta be around here somewhere. ''[the ball is seen on Patrick's butt on the outside of his pants]''}} | {{L|Patrick|I don't know. Gotta be around here somewhere. ''[the ball is seen on Patrick's butt on the outside of his pants]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|There it is!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|There it is!}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|I could do that blindfolded. ''[Patrick hands him a blindfold]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|I could do that blindfolded. ''[Patrick hands him a blindfold]''}} | ||
{{L|''[Cuts to blind SpongeBob. He hits a door. Feels around to identify it and slams the door.]''}} | {{L|''[Cuts to blind SpongeBob. He hits a door. Feels around to identify it and slams the door.]''}} | ||
{{L|Patrick| | {{L|Patrick|Hey, wait up! Warmer. Warmer. Red hot!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[slams a door]'' Aha!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[slams a door]'' Aha!}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Warmer. Warmer. Colder. Colder. Warmer. Warmer. Hot. Hotter. Red hot! Red hot! ''[SpongeBob splits a table]'' | {{L|Patrick|Warmer. Warmer. Colder. Colder. Warmer. Warmer. Warmer. Hot. Hotter. Red hot! Red hot! ''[SpongeBob splits a table]'' No, wait. My mistake. You're ice cold. Oh, Warmer. Warmer. Hot. Hot. Red hot. Red hot! Smoking hot! ''[kills a plant]'' Wrong again.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Patrick... ''[peeks out]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Patrick... ''[peeks out]''}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Stop peeking! Hotter. ''[wrecks Squidward's house along the way]'' Colder! Hotter! Hot! Cold. Hot! Cold. Hot! Cool. Hot! Cold.}} | {{L|Patrick|Stop peeking! Hotter. ''[wrecks Squidward's house along the way]'' Colder! Hotter! Hot! Cold. Hot! Cold. Hot! Cool. Hot! Cold.}} | ||
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{{L|Patrick|''[in shower]'' Aah!}} | {{L|Patrick|''[in shower]'' Aah!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|What are you doing?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|What are you doing?}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|I was just freshening up. | {{L|Patrick|I was just freshening up. But these fancy fixtures are touchy. ''[turns fixture. Steam builds up around him]'' Hot! Red hot! Ah! Cold! Cold! Cold!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Would you please get back in the game?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Would you please get back in the game?}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|But I wanted to try his loofah.}} | {{L|Patrick|But I wanted to try his loofah.}} | ||
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{{L|Patrick|Fore! ''[wrecks top front of house]'' It's all yours.}} | {{L|Patrick|Fore! ''[wrecks top front of house]'' It's all yours.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|This one's for all the marbles.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|This one's for all the marbles.}} | ||
{{L|Patrick| | {{L|Patrick|I thought we weren't betting.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|No, I mean whoever wins this hole wins the game. ''[Squidward wakes up and takes off his blindfold to see SpongeBob and Patrick talking]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|No, I mean whoever wins this hole wins the game. ''[Squidward wakes up and takes off his blindfold to see SpongeBob and Patrick talking]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|''[muffled]'' What's going on here? ''[screams]''}} | {{L|Squidward|''[muffled]'' What's going on here? ''[screams]''}} | ||
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