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+{{EpisodeTranscript}}
-{{L|''[The episode begins on another beautiful day at the Krusty Krab. A sweet old lady is knitting a scarf with her yarn while enjoying her meal. Mr. Krabs walks up to her.]''}}
+{{L|''[The episode begins on another day at the Krusty Krab. A sweet old lady is knitting a scarf with her yarn while enjoying her meal. Mr. Krabs walks up to her.]''}}
 {{L|Mr. Krabs|And how was your meal today, ma'am?}}
 {{L|Sweet Old Lady|Oh, delicious. I wish I could tell everyone how great my meal was.}}
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 {{L|Mr. Krabs|Oh, that's the way you want it.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Wait! I have an idea!}}
-{{L|''[SpongeBob runs into Mr. Krabs' office and brings out a court board. He hangs it on the window.]''}}
+{{L|''[SpongeBob runs into Mr. Krabs' office and brings out a cork board. He hangs it on the window.]''}}
-{{L|Mr. Krabs|Hold on a second! That's me court board! It's for all me... memos.}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|Hold on a second! That's me cork board! It's for all me... memos.}}
-{{L|''[The court board shows a memo with the words, "Make More Money" and a picture of money on the bottom.]''}}
+{{L|''[The cork board shows a memo with the words, "Make More Money" and a picture of money on the bottom.]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Mr. Krabs, think of it now as a bulletin board for the community. A place where a yearning populous can express themselves freely.}}
-{{L|''[The sweet old lady knits a review about her visit and sticks it on the court board. Then she drives away on her mobility scooter. A customer walks up and reads the review.]''}}
+{{L|''[The sweet old lady knits a review about her visit and sticks it on the cork board. Then she drives away on her mobility scooter. A customer walks up and reads the review.]''}}
-{{L|Unnamed customer|"The Krusty Krab meal was delicious! I cannot recommend it enough!" Huh. Well, I was just gonna loiter, but now I think I'll get a Krabby Patty.}}
+{{L|Ivy (gray)|"My Krusty Krab meal was delicious! I cannot recommend it enough!" Huh. Well, I was just gonna loiter, but now I think I'll get a Krabby Patty.}}
 {{L|''[The customer walks off. Mr. Krabs' eyes became dollar signs and money pops out of his mouth, realizing that it is a fantastic idea. Then he closes his mouth.]''}}
 {{L|Mr. Krabs|Hey, everybody! Our community bulletin board is here! Tell your friends and come on down and use it for the good of me business! Me wallet! Me...''[stammers]'' I mean the community.}}
 {{L|''[The scene changes to customers lining up to put their reviews on the bulletin board. SpongeBob sheds a tear.]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|''[sighs]'' Community!}}
-{{L|''[SpongeBob and the customers look at the reviews. As time goes by, more court boards were added as more reviews keep stocking up. One puts a lost sign on it while another puts Old Man Jenkins on it. Customers continue to read the bulletin board of reviews while eating their meal. Squidward and SpongeBob continue serving the meals to the customers.]''}}
+{{L|''[SpongeBob and the customers look at the reviews. As time goes by, more cork boards were added as more reviews keep stocking up. One puts a lost sign on it while another puts Old Man Walker on it. Customers continue to read the bulletin board of reviews while eating their meal. Squidward and SpongeBob continue serving the meals to the customers.]''}}
 {{L|Pearl|Oh, I really hope people like it! ''[laughs]''}}
 {{L|''[Pearl puts a picture of a unicorn dancing under the rainbow on the bulletin board. Random customers put pictures on the bulletin board as well.]''}}
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 {{L|Mr. Krabs|Yes. Yes it is. It's bringing me closer to my favorite part of the community. Their money!}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Let's see what other nice people are saying.}}
-{{L|''[SpongeBob leaves the office, but moments later, SpongeBob screams very loud. His scream causes the money to fall off the wall and makes Mr. Krabs fall into his sack.]''}}
+{{L|''[SpongeBob leaves the office, but moments later, SpongeBob squeals very loud. His squeal causes the money to fall off the wall and makes Mr. Krabs fall into his sack.]''}}
 {{L|Dave|What are you shrieking about?}}
 {{L|''[SpongeBob steps in front of the bulletin board.]''}}
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 {{L|''[SpongeBob puts his note on the bulletin board and his pencil back in his head. But he sees another note.]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Huh? "Crisis averted? More like crisis dumb-blurted." Signed, Guybesideu3?}}
-{{L|''[Spongebob sees Tyler whistling beside him. Then he sees more notes on the board.]''}}
+{{L|''[SpongeBob sees Tyler whistling beside him. Then he sees more notes on the board.]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Huh? ''[gasps]'' "Dumb-blurted! LOL!"?, "What's the Point"?, "I could make a better patty out of mud"?! Where are all these notes coming from?}}
 {{L|''[Mr. Krabs is going around selling paper and pencils to the customers so they can write notes for the bulletin board.]''}}
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 {{L|Fred|He really knows how to complain.}}
 {{L|Patrick|But I wasn't com...}}
-{{L|''[Patrick goes up to the board to put a note on it.]''}}}
+{{L|''[Patrick goes up to the board to put a note on it.]''}}
 {{L|Unnamed customer|P-Star7 is cool because he's anonymous.}}
 {{L|Patrick|''[hides his note]'' Oh, yeah. He's cool because He's a nanny-mouse.}}
-{{L|Bubble Bass|You may not like what P-Star7 has to say, but you have to agree that he keeps it "real". He's a true hero for our troubled pons.}}
+{{L|Bubble Bass|You may not like what P-Star7 has to say, but you have to agree that he keeps it "real." He's a true hero for our troubled times.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|''[sighs]'' Well, I'll just have to make my Krabby Patties better so P-Star7 will like 'em.}}
 {{L|''[SpongeBob goes into the kitchen and attempts to make better Krabby Patties. He examines them closely and takes out a compass to see how round it is.]''}}
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 {{L|''[SpongeBob even up the patty with the spatula and takes out a tape measure to measure it.]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Now it's smaller than that one!}}
-{{L|''[SpongeBob takes out his spatula and tries to flatten the Krabby Patty. However, he ended up splattering it all over the place and made the Krabby Patties into a lump of meat.]''}}
+{{L|''[SpongeBob takes out his spatula and tries to flatten the Krabby Patty. However, he ended up splattering it all over the place and made the Krabby Patties into a lump of meat. SpongeBob becomes upset, calls for Squidward]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Hey, Squidward!}}
 {{L|Squidward|Yes?}}
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 {{L|SpongeBob|You may be handsome, HandsomeLad42, but you're very mean!}}
 {{L|''[SpongeBob runs away. The customers and Mr. Krabs cruelly laugh at SpongeBob's humiliation.]''}}
-{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[laughs]'' Alright, that's a good one. Heh, heh. Hey, you know all this note-writing must be making you folks really hungry. We have a short line at the register.}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[laughs]'' Alright, that's a good one. Heh, heh. Hey, you know all this note-writing must be making you folks hungry. We have a short line at the register.}}
 {{L|''[Squidward is sleeping at his register.]''}}
 {{L|Sheldon|I brought a bag lunch.}}
 {{L|''[The customers reveal to Mr. Krabs that they've brought bag lunches.]''}}
 {{L|Mr. Krabs|What? Wait a second. None of you bulletin board browsers are buying me patties!}}
-{{L|Medley Fishbowl|Why would we buy food from a place that won't ''[reads note on sock]'' "Smells like stinky armpits"?}}
+{{L|Medley Fishbowl|Why would we buy food from a place that quote ''[reads note on sock]'' "Smells like stinky armpits"?}}
 {{L|Mr. Krabs|What?}}
 {{L|''[Mr. Krabs sniffs his armpit and crumbles to dust. Then he comes back up again.]''}}
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 {{L|Medley Fishbowl|Hey, it's on the board.}}
 {{L|Bubble Bass|And the board is never wrong.}}
-{{L|Mr. Krabs|Well, does anyone need to buy a pen?}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|And does anyone need to buy a pen?}}
 {{L|''[Everyone holds up their pens.]''}}
 {{L|Mr. Krabs|How about some paper?}}
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 {{L|''[Patrick puts salt on his hand and continues sucking his hand. SpongeBob is shown wearing a snowsuit, a hat, and earmuffs in the kitchen.]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Mr. Krabs, the grill's gone cold.}}
-{{L|Mr. Krabs|Nobody's orderin', son. It's that cursed court board! I'm gonna take it down! It's nothing but trouble!}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|Nobody's orderin', son. It's that cursed cork board! I'm gonna take it down! It's nothing but trouble!}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|You can't Mr. Krabs! It's for the community! I'll still believe in the power of the bulletin board!}}
 {{L|''[Soon, everyone puts random notes on SpongeBob and Squidward seems to be enjoying it as he cruelly laughs at it.]''}}
 {{L|Sandals|''[reads note]'' "You smell!"}}
 {{L|''[Laughter]''}}
-{{L|Gus|''[reads note]'' "One of your eyes is to big!"}}
+{{L|Gus|''[reads note]'' "One of your eyes is too big!"}}
 {{L|''[Laughter]''}}
 {{L|Bubble Bass|''[reads note while eating]'' "Close your mouth when you eat!"? ''[spits out food]''}}
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 {{L|Pearl|Oh! ''[reads note]'' "This picture looks like it was drawn by a Brine Shrimp!" Oh, Daddy! ''[cries]''}}
 {{L|''[Squidward cruelly laughs at this until he reads P-Star7's note about him.]''}}
-{{L|Squidward|Huh? ''[reads note]'' "Squidward Tentacles should never be allowed behind a cash register." P-Star7? Oh, that is it! Why can't any of these yocals understand I'm working here? Ironically!}}
+{{L|Squidward|Huh? ''[reads note]'' "Squidward Tentacles should never be allowed behind a cash register." P-Star7? Oh, that is it! Why can't any of these yokels understand I'm working here? Ironically!}}
 {{L|Bubble Bass|Oh, sure you are. P-Star7 has your number alright.}}
-{{L|Squidward|I'm gonna get you a number up in trillions!}}
+{{L|Squidward|I'm gonna give you a number, of contusions!}}
 {{L|''[Squidward and Bubble Bass fight each other until SpongeBob breaks them up.]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|People, can't you see what's happened? This bulletin board has become a bullying board!}}
 {{L|''[All of the customers gasps in realization.]''}}
-{{L|Mr. Krabs|Ok, that's it! Everybody out!}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|Okay, that's it! Everybody out!}}
 {{L|''[Everyone leaves the Krusty Krab and SpongeBob puts up the closed sign on the window.]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Oh, P-Star7 is bringing out the worst in everybody. I'd like to send him a message.}}
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 {{L|''[The scene changes to the Krusty Krab late at night. SpongeBob, Squidward and Mr. Krabs are in the register boat as they are prepared to catch P-Star7.]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|''[through walkie-talkie]'' Pineapple1 to Maddaddy. Come in, Maddaddy.}}
-{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[through walkie-talkie]'' This is Madaddy. I read you, Pineapple1. Any moves, man?}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[through walkie-talkie]'' This is Maddaddy. I read you, Pineapple1. Any movement?}}
 {{L|''[SpongeBob looks around.]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|''[through walkie-talkie]'' Negatory. Pineapple1 to Delicate Flower. Come in, Delicate Flower.}}
 {{L|''[Squidward takes the walkie talkie from SpongeBob.]''}}
-{{L|Squidward|''[yells loudly]'' I AM NOT ANSWERING TO DELICATE FLOWER!!}}
+{{L|Squidward|''[yells loudly]'' I am not answering to Delicate Flower!}}
 {{L|''[Squidward hides his flower tattoo that is on his left arm and gives the walkie-talkie back to SpongeBob. Mr. Krabs looks around.]''}}
 {{L|Mr. Krabs|Shh. Maintain radio silence. Wait a minute. I see something.}}
 {{L|''[A mysterious round figure opens the front door and rolls across the floors. The figure stops under a nearby table and licks up a ketchup stain with his tongue.]''}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|So, that's what happens to the ketchup stains.}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|So that's what happens to the ketchup stains.}}
-{{L|''[SpongeBob, Squidward and Mr. Krabs hide in the register boat. The mysterious figure walks up to the bulletin board and sticks another note on it. Mr. Krabs turns on the light and the mysterious figure turns out to be none other than Patrick Star.]''}}
+{{L|''[SpongeBob, Squidward, and Mr. Krabs hide in the register boat. The mysterious figure walks up to the bulletin board and sticks another note on it. Mr. Krabs turns on the light and the mysterious figure turns out to be none other than Patrick Star.]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Surprise, P-Star7!}}
 {{L|SpongeBob, Mr. Krabs, and Squidward|Patrick?!}}
 {{L|''[Patrick smiles nervously.]''}}
 {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[screams in anger]'' I'll tear ya to pieces!}}
-{{L|''[Patrick cowers in fear as he thinks Mr. Krabs is going to hurt him. However, Mr. Krabs moves Patrick away and breaks his court board into a million pieces. Then he removes all of the random notes off of the entire restaurant and tosses them all outside on the street.]''}}
+{{L|''[Patrick cowers in fear as he thinks Mr. Krabs is going to hurt him. However, Mr. Krabs moves Patrick away and breaks his cork board into a million pieces, then he furiously destroys the board. Then he removes all of the random notes off of the entire restaurant and tosses them all outside on the street.]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Patrick, you're P-Star7?}}
-{{L|Patrick|Well, that's what my last note was about, SpongeBob. I was upset that people take everything I say the wrong way.}}
+{{L|Patrick|''[sadly]'' Well, that's what my last note was about, SpongeBob. I was upset that people take everything I say the wrong way.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|So, when you said that Krabby Patties reminded you of old baseball gloves, you really meant that they gave you the feeling of your carefree youth.}}
 {{L|''[Patrick is chewing on his baseball glove.]''}}
 {{L|Patrick|Yeah, I think.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|You hear that, boardy? It wasn't you. It was never you. We were the monsters all along.}}
-{{L|''[SpongeBob, Squidward, and Mr. Krabs felt sorry about their actions and took pity on Patrick. However, Mr. Krabs resumes his anger.]''}}
+{{L|''[SpongeBob, Squidward, and Mr. Krabs feel sorry about their actions and take pity on Patrick. However, Mr. Krabs resumes his anger.]''}}
 {{L|Mr. Krabs|Well, I'm still angry and I need somethin' to calm me down! Ooh! ''[picks up paper]'' This knittin' circle oughta do the trick. And you all are joining me! Especially you, Delicate Flower.}}
 {{L|Squidward|''[takes coupon]'' Oh, ratfish!}}
 {{L|''[The scene changes to SpongeBob, Squidward, Patrick, and Mr. Krabs knitting with the sweet old lady at the Shady Shoals Rest Home.]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|''[through walkie-talkie]'' Pineapple1 to Knitmama. Can I needle you for a little more yarn? ''[laughs]''}}
-{{L|Squidward|Oh, brother. ''[puts the yawn bag over his head]'' Please bring back P-Star7.}}
+{{L|Squidward|Oh, brother. ''[puts the yarn bag over his head]'' Please bring back P-Star7.}}
 {{L|''[The episode ends with everyone laughing.]''}}