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{{L|''[The episode begins with Squidward appearing to be fishing for something on what seems like a dock.]''}} | |||
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{{L|Squidward|''[sighs happily]'' Nothing like a relaxing morning fishing... ''[The camera zooms out to reveal Squidward fishing on the roof of the star house.]'' ...for a deadbeat! ''[laughs evilly]''}} | {{L|Squidward|''[sighs happily]'' Nothing like a relaxing morning fishing... ''[The camera zooms out to reveal Squidward fishing on the roof of the star house.]'' ...for a deadbeat! ''[laughs evilly]''}} | ||
{{L|''[He appears to be moving the line up and down, and someone is straining to catch it. Then, when he reels it up...]''}} | {{L|''[He appears to be moving the line up and down, and someone is straining to catch it. Then, when he reels it up...]''}} | ||
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{{L|''[Bunny and Cecil blow deeply into some balloons which turn into suitcases. Then, the door opens. Bunny and Cecil sit on the balloon suitcases which deflate and take them to work.]''}} | {{L|''[Bunny and Cecil blow deeply into some balloons which turn into suitcases. Then, the door opens. Bunny and Cecil sit on the balloon suitcases which deflate and take them to work.]''}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Where can I get a job and find my porpoise?}} | {{L|Patrick|Where can I get a job and find my porpoise?}} | ||
{{L|He bonks into the wall and falls on the floor. Then, a porpoise appears.]''}} | {{L|''[He bonks into the wall and falls on the floor. Then, a blue porpoise in a red shirt, appears.]''}} | ||
{{L|Porpoise|Don't look at me. I ain't got it.}} | {{L|Porpoise|Don't look at me. I ain't got it.}} | ||
{{L|Squidina|I already have ''my'' dream job. ''[Cloud letters then appear above Squidina]'' Producing ''The Patrick Show''.}} | {{L|Squidina|I already have ''my'' dream job. ''[Cloud letters then appear above Squidina]'' Producing ''The Patrick Show''.}} | ||
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{{L|Patrick|Yeah, I'm looking for a job.}} | {{L|Patrick|Yeah, I'm looking for a job.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, what a coincidence. I could also use a job. ''[Popeye impression]'' Myeh, 'cause I'm a little low on lettuce and I need some scratch for spatulas, see?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Oh, what a coincidence. I could also use a job. ''[Popeye impression]'' Myeh, 'cause I'm a little low on lettuce and I need some scratch for spatulas, see?}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|It's not a coincidence, SpongeBob. It's just two similar things happening at the same time.}} | {{L|Patrick|It's ''not'' a coincidence, SpongeBob. It's just two similar things happening at the same time.}} | ||
{{L|''[The two then walk off, and Squidina follows them on her bike.]''}} | {{L|''[The two then walk off, and Squidina follows them on her bike.]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidina|''[wearing a Pat TV camera]'' Oof, I guess "The Patrick Show" is goooing mobile today.}} | {{L|Squidina|''[wearing a Pat TV camera]'' Oof, I guess "The Patrick Show" is goooing mobile today.}} | ||
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{{L|Incidental 104| Oh, one more box.}} | {{L|Incidental 104| Oh, one more box.}} | ||
{{L|''[She then puts him in a boat trunk.]''}} | {{L|''[She then puts him in a boat trunk.]''}} | ||
{{L| | {{L|SpongeBob|That tickles.}} | ||
{{L|Incidental 104|I'm so sorry. I thought you were a box of cereal.}} | {{L|Incidental 104|I'm so sorry. I thought you were a box of cereal.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, I wish.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Oh, I wish.}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|That we should become bag boys!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|That we should become bag boys!}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|No, it's just this darn rash. You gotta see this!}} | {{L|Patrick|No, it's just this darn rash. You gotta see this!}} | ||
{{L|''[He pulls up his shirt to show a rash that says "Be a Bag Boy" | {{L|''[He pulls up his shirt to show a rash that says "Be a Bag Boy." Bubble transition to Patrick and SpongeBob at the grocery store practicing their first job as bag boys.]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[slightly nervous]'' Ah, okay, here we go. My very first bag boy duty.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[slightly nervous]'' Ah, okay, here we go. My very first bag boy duty.}} | ||
{{L|''[He carefully attempts to put the eggs, flour, and watermelon in the bag, but the customer is impatient. Meanwhile, Patrick is doing it really fast.]''}} | {{L|''[He carefully attempts to put the eggs, flour, and watermelon in the bag, but the customer is impatient. Meanwhile, Patrick is doing it really fast.]''}} | ||
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{{L|''[The house then winks, making all of the other houses gain a crush on her. The old lady then faints.]''}} | {{L|''[The house then winks, making all of the other houses gain a crush on her. The old lady then faints.]''}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|A job well did.}} | {{L|Patrick|A job well did.}} | ||
{{L|''[They then get fired from the second job. | {{L|''[They then get fired from the second job. Bubble transition to Incidental 118C paying his fare to a taxi driver.]''}} | ||
{{L|Incidental 118C|''[paying the taxi driver]'' Thanks for the ride in your stinky cab.}} | {{L|Incidental 118C|''[paying the taxi driver]'' Thanks for the ride in your stinky cab.}} | ||
{{L|Cab driver|Your money makes this job tolerable.}} | {{L|Cab driver|Your money makes this job tolerable.}} | ||
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{{L|Patrick|Who's Mr. Star?}} | {{L|Patrick|Who's Mr. Star?}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|''[slightly annoyed]'' Cecil. Your father?}} | {{L|Squidward|''[slightly annoyed]'' Cecil. Your father?}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Oh, him! Oh, but his name's not Seashell. It's Dad.}} | {{L|Patrick|Oh, ''him''! Oh, but his name's not Seashell. It's Dad.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|That's my dad's name, too!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|That's my dad's name, too!}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|No way!}} | {{L|Patrick|No way! ''[high-fives SpongeBob]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob | {{L|SpongeBob|Yeah!}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Jinx!}} | |||
{{L|Squidward|Do you think you can possibly handle this job?}} | {{L|Squidward|Do you think you can possibly handle this job?}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Of course. You're not talking to a couple of noobs.}} | {{L|Patrick|Of course. You're not talking to a couple of noobs.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Yeah, we've had three jobs since breakfast.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Yeah, we've had ''[raises three fingers]'' three jobs since breakfast.}} | ||
{{L|''[Patrick and SpongeBob | {{L|''[Bubble transition to Patrick and SpongeBob on their first attempt: just knocking on the door.]''}} | ||
{{L|Cecil|''[muttering]''}} | {{L|Cecil|''[muttering]''}} | ||
{{L|''[Cecil then slams the door shut on SpongeBob and Patrick. | {{L|''[Cecil then slams the door shut on SpongeBob and Patrick.]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Well, did you get the money?}} | {{L|Squidward|Well, did you get the money?}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Nope, he sent us packing.}} | {{L|Patrick|Nope, he sent us packing.}} | ||
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{{L|Patrick|Harder?}} | {{L|Patrick|Harder?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|What do we do?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|What do we do?}} | ||
{{L|Patrick| | {{L|Patrick|Uhh...}} | ||
{{L|''[Squidina clears her throat, and shows the two a sign that says "We gotta be like those tough guys on TV."]''}} | {{L|''[Squidina clears her throat, and shows the two a sign that says "We gotta be like those tough guys on TV."]''}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Oh, we gotta be like those tough guys on TV.}} | {{L|Patrick|Oh, we gotta be like those tough guys on TV.}} | ||
{{L|''[ | {{L|''[Bubble transition to Patrick and SpongeBob as detectives for their second attempt: getting the newspaper wet.]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[like a detective]'' That's an interestin' newspaper you get delivered.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[like a detective]'' That's an interestin' newspaper you get delivered.}} | ||
{{L|Cecil|''[peeking out the door]'' Wha–?}} | {{L|Cecil|''[peeking out the door]'' Wha–?}} | ||
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{{L|''[He then uses the vacuum through the mail slot, sucks up the newspaper, and gets it inside the house.]''}} | {{L|''[He then uses the vacuum through the mail slot, sucks up the newspaper, and gets it inside the house.]''}} | ||
{{L|Cecil|''[angry]'' You ain't getting my money!}} | {{L|Cecil|''[angry]'' You ain't getting my money!}} | ||
{{L|''[ | {{L|''[Bubble transition to their third attempt: putting their feet down, literally. Patrick then knocks on the door.]''}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|''[shouting]'' We're gone now! ''[giggles]''}} | {{L|Patrick|''[shouting]'' We're gone now! ''[giggles]''}} | ||
{{L|''[Cecil then opens the door.]''}} | {{L|''[Cecil then opens the door.]''}} | ||
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{{L|''[He attempts to close the door, but Patrick's foot is in the way. He tries again, but then both Patrick and SpongeBob's feet are in the way. He then puts his foot on the top. Shoes then start piling up on the feet, until SpongeBob and Patrick fall from the shoe tower.]''}} | {{L|''[He attempts to close the door, but Patrick's foot is in the way. He tries again, but then both Patrick and SpongeBob's feet are in the way. He then puts his foot on the top. Shoes then start piling up on the feet, until SpongeBob and Patrick fall from the shoe tower.]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[like a detective]'' Myeh, looks like we'll have to give this mug the "big tip."}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[like a detective]'' Myeh, looks like we'll have to give this mug the "big tip."}} | ||
{{L|''[ | {{L|''[Bubble transition to Patrick and SpongeBob operating a crane. They tip the house over, and all the newspapers fall out along with Cecil. SpongeBob and Patrick then walk towards Cecil.]''}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|''[angrily]'' We gotcha now, deadbeat!}} | {{L|Patrick|''[angrily]'' We gotcha now, deadbeat!}} | ||
{{L|Cecil|''[takes a nickel out of his ear]'' Here, take my filthy lucre!}} | {{L|Cecil|''[takes a nickel out of his ear]'' Here, take my filthy lucre!}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|''[laughing]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|''[laughing]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Huh? ''[He then puts his newspaper bag on his head and starts screaming.]''}} | {{L|Squidward|Huh? ''[He then puts his newspaper bag on his head and starts screaming.]''}} | ||
{{L|''[ | {{L|''[Bubble transition to Patrick and Squidina in the production room.]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidina|So, what did we learn today, Patrick?}} | {{L|Squidina|So, what did we learn today, Patrick?}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|I don't want any more jobs. They're too much work. I have found my true porpoise: doing my TV show!}} | {{L|Patrick|I don't want any more jobs. They're too much work. I have found my true porpoise: doing my TV show!}} | ||
{{L|Squidina|''[slightly disappointed]'' Really? Then what do I do with this?}} | {{L|Squidina|''[slightly disappointed]'' Really? Then what do I do with this?}} | ||
{{L|''[She pulls a blanket off of the porpoise.]''}} | {{L|''[She pulls a blanket off of the porpoise.]''}} | ||
{{L|Porpoise|''[angrily]'' Let me go, you little– ''[ | {{L|Porpoise|''[angrily]'' Let me go, you little– ''[dolphin chirp, as he says bad word #11]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidina|Hey, watch your language! This is a family show.}} | {{L|Squidina|Hey, watch your language! This is a family show.}} | ||
{{L|''[Patrick then walks over and pulls up his shirt, revealing his rash that says "The End," and starts scratching it.]''}} | {{L|''[Patrick then walks over and pulls up his shirt, revealing his rash that says "The End," and starts scratching it.]''}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|The End is so itchy.}} | {{L|Patrick|The End is so itchy.}} | ||
{{L|''[The episode then ends with Patrick still scratching his rash.]''}} | {{L|''[The episode then ends with Patrick still scratching his rash.]''}} | ||
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