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{{PatrickStarShow EpisodeTr
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|title = Bummer Jobs
|seasonnumber = 1
|episodenumber = 1b
|airdate = {{Flag|USA}} {{Time|July 9}}, {{Time|2021}}
|ratings = 0.65
}}
{{L|''[The episode begins with Squidward appearing to be fishing for something on what seems like a dock.]''}}
{{L|''[The episode begins with Squidward appearing to be fishing for something on what seems like a dock.]''}}
{{L|Squidward|''[sighs happily]'' Nothing like a relaxing morning fishing... ''[The camera zooms out to reveal Squidward fishing on the roof of the star house.]'' ...for a deadbeat! ''[laughs evilly]''}}
{{L|Squidward|''[sighs happily]'' Nothing like a relaxing morning fishing... ''[The camera zooms out to reveal Squidward fishing on the roof of the star house.]'' ...for a deadbeat! ''[laughs evilly]''}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|That we should become bag boys!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|That we should become bag boys!}}
{{L|Patrick|No, it's just this darn rash. You gotta see this!}}
{{L|Patrick|No, it's just this darn rash. You gotta see this!}}
{{L|''[He pulls up his shirt to show a rash that says "Be a Bag Boy". Bubble transition to Patrick and SpongeBob at the grocery store practicing their first job as bag boys.]''}}
{{L|''[He pulls up his shirt to show a rash that says "Be a Bag Boy." Bubble transition to Patrick and SpongeBob at the grocery store practicing their first job as bag boys.]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[slightly nervous]'' Ah, okay, here we go. My very first bag boy duty.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[slightly nervous]'' Ah, okay, here we go. My very first bag boy duty.}}
{{L|''[He carefully attempts to put the eggs, flour, and watermelon in the bag, but the customer is impatient. Meanwhile, Patrick is doing it really fast.]''}}
{{L|''[He carefully attempts to put the eggs, flour, and watermelon in the bag, but the customer is impatient. Meanwhile, Patrick is doing it really fast.]''}}
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{{L|Patrick|Who's Mr. Star?}}
{{L|Patrick|Who's Mr. Star?}}
{{L|Squidward|''[slightly annoyed]'' Cecil. Your father?}}
{{L|Squidward|''[slightly annoyed]'' Cecil. Your father?}}
{{L|Patrick|Oh, him! Oh, but his name's not Seashell. It's Dad.}}
{{L|Patrick|Oh, ''him''! Oh, but his name's not Seashell. It's Dad.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|That's my dad's name, too!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|That's my dad's name, too!}}
{{L|Patrick|No way!}}
{{L|Patrick|No way! ''[high-fives SpongeBob]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|''[They high-five]'' Jinx!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Yeah!}}
{{L|Patrick|Jinx!}}
{{L|Squidward|Do you think you can possibly handle this job?}}
{{L|Squidward|Do you think you can possibly handle this job?}}
{{L|Patrick|Of course. You're not talking to a couple of noobs.}}
{{L|Patrick|Of course. You're not talking to a couple of noobs.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Yeah, we've had three jobs since breakfast.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Yeah, we've had ''[raises three fingers]'' three jobs since breakfast.}}
{{L|''[Patrick and SpongeBob go to their first attempt: just knocking on the door.]''}}
{{L|''[Bubble transition to Patrick and SpongeBob on their first attempt: just knocking on the door.]''}}
{{L|Cecil|''[muttering]''}}
{{L|Cecil|''[muttering]''}}
{{L|''[Cecil then slams the door shut on SpongeBob and Patrick.]''}}
{{L|''[Cecil then slams the door shut on SpongeBob and Patrick.]''}}
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{{L|Patrick|Harder?}}
{{L|Patrick|Harder?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|What do we do?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|What do we do?}}
{{L|Patrick|Uhh…}}
{{L|Patrick|Uhh...}}
{{L|''[Squidina clears her throat, and shows the two a sign that says "We gotta be like those tough guys on TV."]''}}
{{L|''[Squidina clears her throat, and shows the two a sign that says "We gotta be like those tough guys on TV."]''}}
{{L|Patrick|Oh, we gotta be like those tough guys on TV.}}
{{L|Patrick|Oh, we gotta be like those tough guys on TV.}}
{{L|''[The tough duo then go to their second attempt: getting the newspaper wet.]''}}
{{L|''[Bubble transition to Patrick and SpongeBob as detectives for their second attempt: getting the newspaper wet.]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[like a detective]'' That's an interestin' newspaper you get delivered.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[like a detective]'' That's an interestin' newspaper you get delivered.}}
{{L|Cecil|''[peeking out the door]'' Wha–?}}
{{L|Cecil|''[peeking out the door]'' Wha–?}}
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{{L|''[He then uses the vacuum through the mail slot, sucks up the newspaper, and gets it inside the house.]''}}
{{L|''[He then uses the vacuum through the mail slot, sucks up the newspaper, and gets it inside the house.]''}}
{{L|Cecil|''[angry]'' You ain't getting my money!}}
{{L|Cecil|''[angry]'' You ain't getting my money!}}
{{L|''[They then go their third attempt: putting their feet down, literally. Patrick then knocks on the door.]''}}
{{L|''[Bubble transition to their third attempt: putting their feet down, literally. Patrick then knocks on the door.]''}}
{{L|Patrick|''[shouting]'' We're gone now! ''[giggles]''}}
{{L|Patrick|''[shouting]'' We're gone now! ''[giggles]''}}
{{L|''[Cecil then opens the door.]''}}
{{L|''[Cecil then opens the door.]''}}
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{{L|''[He attempts to close the door, but Patrick's foot is in the way. He tries again, but then both Patrick and SpongeBob's feet are in the way. He then puts his foot on the top. Shoes then start piling up on the feet, until SpongeBob and Patrick fall from the shoe tower.]''}}
{{L|''[He attempts to close the door, but Patrick's foot is in the way. He tries again, but then both Patrick and SpongeBob's feet are in the way. He then puts his foot on the top. Shoes then start piling up on the feet, until SpongeBob and Patrick fall from the shoe tower.]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[like a detective]'' Myeh, looks like we'll have to give this mug the "big tip."}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[like a detective]'' Myeh, looks like we'll have to give this mug the "big tip."}}
{{L|''[It then shows Patrick and SpongeBob operating a crane. They tip the house over, and all the newspapers fall out along with Cecil. SpongeBob and Patrick then walk towards Cecil.]''}}
{{L|''[Bubble transition to Patrick and SpongeBob operating a crane. They tip the house over, and all the newspapers fall out along with Cecil. SpongeBob and Patrick then walk towards Cecil.]''}}
{{L|Patrick|''[angrily]'' We gotcha now, deadbeat!}}
{{L|Patrick|''[angrily]'' We gotcha now, deadbeat!}}
{{L|Cecil|''[takes a nickel out of his ear]'' Here, take my filthy lucre!}}
{{L|Cecil|''[takes a nickel out of his ear]'' Here, take my filthy lucre!}}
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{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|''[laughing]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|''[laughing]''}}
{{L|Squidward|Huh? ''[He then puts his newspaper bag on his head and starts screaming.]''}}
{{L|Squidward|Huh? ''[He then puts his newspaper bag on his head and starts screaming.]''}}
{{L|''[Meanwhile, Patrick and Squidina are in the production room speaking with each other.]''}}
{{L|''[Bubble transition to Patrick and Squidina in the production room.]''}}
{{L|Squidina|So, what did we learn today, Patrick?}}
{{L|Squidina|So, what did we learn today, Patrick?}}
{{L|Patrick|I don't want any more jobs. They're too much work. I have found my true porpoise: doing my TV show!}}
{{L|Patrick|I don't want any more jobs. They're too much work. I have found my true porpoise: doing my TV show!}}
{{L|Squidina|''[slightly disappointed]'' Really? Then what do I do with this?}}
{{L|Squidina|''[slightly disappointed]'' Really? Then what do I do with this?}}
{{L|''[She pulls a blanket off of the porpoise.]''}}
{{L|''[She pulls a blanket off of the porpoise.]''}}
{{L|Porpoise|''[angrily]'' Let me go, you little– ''[He then says Bad Word #11.]''}}
{{L|Porpoise|''[angrily]'' Let me go, you little– ''[dolphin chirp, as he says bad word #11]''}}
{{L|Squidina|Hey, watch your language! This is a family show.}}
{{L|Squidina|Hey, watch your language! This is a family show.}}
{{L|''[Patrick then walks over and pulls up his shirt, revealing his rash that says "The End," and starts scratching it.]''}}
{{L|''[Patrick then walks over and pulls up his shirt, revealing his rash that says "The End," and starts scratching it.]''}}
{{L|Patrick|The End is so itchy.}}
{{L|Patrick|The End is so itchy.}}
{{L|''[The episode then ends with Patrick still scratching his rash.]''}}
{{L|''[The episode then ends with Patrick still scratching his rash.]''}}

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