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{{EpisodeTranscript}}{{L|''[opening shot of the Krusty Krab]''}}
{{EpisodeTranscript}}
{{L|''[The episode starts with a shot of the Krusty Krab.]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[singing]'' ♪''Krabby Patties, Krabby Patties, love cookin' me some Krabby Patties! Feedin' all the children and the mommies and the daddies! Love servin' up the most delicious dish, but before I can, gotta add a little of this!♪'' ''[takes tartar sauce bottle but it's empty]'' Hmm, time to refill the tartar sauce. ''[goes to a large tartar sauce bucket but it's empty]'' Empty! I thought I'd never see the day. "Use on or before the date printed below." ''[gasps]'' This can has been here for 50 years. That's longer than me! Oh, important Krusty Krab relic, what shall we do with ye?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[singing]'' ♪''Krabby Patties, Krabby Patties, love cookin' me some Krabby Patties! Feedin' all the children and the mommies and the daddies! Love servin' up the most delicious dish, but before I can, gotta add a little of this!♪'' ''[takes tartar sauce bottle but it's empty]'' Hmm, time to refill the tartar sauce. ''[goes to a large tartar sauce bucket but it's empty]'' Empty! I thought I'd never see the day. "Use on or before the date printed below." ''[gasps]'' This can has been here for 50 years. That's longer than me! Oh, important Krusty Krab relic, what shall we do with ye?}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|SpongeBob, throw that trash out and get back to work!}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|SpongeBob, throw that trash out and get back to work!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Trash? Oh, but, Mr. Krabs, this should be in a museum for future generations to enjoy.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Trash? Oh, but, Mr. Krabs, this should be in a museum for future generations to enjoy.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[gets an idea]'' Hmm. Future generations, huh?}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[gets an idea]'' Hmm. Future generations, huh?}}
{{L|''[Bubble transition]''}}
{{L|''[Bubble transition.]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Welcome to the Krusty Krab Time Capsule Spectacular! That's right! In 50 years, your donated treasures will be honored for future generations to enjoy! ''[to SpongeBob and Squidward]'' All right, you guys got donations covered, right?}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Welcome to the Krusty Krab Time Capsule Spectacular! That's right! In 50 years, your donated treasures will be honored for future generations to enjoy! ''[to SpongeBob and Squidward]'' All right, you guys got donations covered, right?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Sir, yes, sir!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Sir, yes, sir!}}
{{L|Squidward|Whatever.}}
{{L|Squidward|Whatever.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|I'm gonna go ahead and take care of souvenirs!}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|I'm gonna go ahead and take care of souvenirs!}}
{{L|''[Nat brings a toaster]''}}
{{L|''[Nat brings a toaster.]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|The peoples of the future must see this, so they will know how we toasted bread in the before time. So that they can understand the...}}
{{L|SpongeBob|The peoples of the future must see this, so they will know how we toasted bread in the before time. So that they can understand the...}}
{{L|Squidward|Garbage. That'll be a $5 contribution fee. ''[SpongeBob puts the toaster in the time capsule]''}}
{{L|Squidward|Garbage. That'll be a $5 contribution fee. ''[SpongeBob puts the toaster in the time capsule]''}}
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|All right. You drive a hard bargain. I'll throw in a coupon for one free ice cube in a purchase of any large cola at the Krusty Krab. What do ya say?}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|All right. You drive a hard bargain. I'll throw in a coupon for one free ice cube in a purchase of any large cola at the Krusty Krab. What do ya say?}}
{{L|Billy|''[takes coupon]'' Deal!}}
{{L|Billy|''[takes coupon]'' Deal!}}
{{L|''[Mr. Krabs puts the money away in his shell and sighs]''}}
{{L|''[Mr. Krabs puts the money away in his shell and sighs. Sadie brings a lamp.]''}}
{{L|''[Sadie brings a lamp]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|What a beautiful lamp, ma'am, so ornate, essential for night time reading.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|What a beautiful lamp, ma'am, so ornate, essential for night time reading.}}
{{L|Sadie|Why, thank you, young man!}}
{{L|Incidental 49|Why, thank you, young man!}}
{{L|Squidward|No, thank you for completely failing our future generations with your donation. I mean, seriously, ma'am, did you just grab the first thing you saw this morning?}}
{{L|Squidward|No, thank you for completely failing our future generations with your donation. I mean, seriously, ma'am, did you just grab the first thing you saw this morning?}}
{{L|Sadie|Well, actually..}}
{{L|Incidental 49|Well, actually..}}
{{L|Squidward|''[imitates Sadie]'' "Hmm. Oh, whatever will I donate to the time capsule? Golly, this is hard! How about ''[gasps]'' this lamp?! It's ''[sarcastically]'' perfect!"}}
{{L|Squidward|''[imitates Sadie]'' "Hmm. Oh, whatever will I donate to the time capsule? Golly, this is hard! How about ''[gasps]'' this lamp?! It's ''[sarcastically]'' perfect!"}}
{{L|Sadie|Wow, you're good. How did you know all that? Are you like a psychic? Oh, oh, oh! Tell me what I'm thinking!}}
{{L|Incidental 49|Wow, you're good. How did you know all that? Are you like a psychic? Oh, oh, oh! Tell me what I'm thinking!}}
{{L|Squidward|Next. ''[throws the lamp]''}}
{{L|Squidward|Next. ''[throws the lamp]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[catches the lamp in his face]'' Hey, nice pass, Squidward!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[catches the lamp in his face]'' Hey, nice pass, Squidward!}}
{{L|''[Bubble transition; a strange man brings a plate]''}}
{{L|''[Bubble transition; a strange man brings a plate.]''}}
{{L|Squidward|Uh-huh. Tell me, what do you know about this plate?}}
{{L|Squidward|Uh-huh. Tell me, what do you know about this plate?}}
{{L|Man|Uh, it works good when I eat stuff.}}
{{L|Fish with plate|Uh, it works good when I eat stuff.}}
{{L|Squidward|Right. This plate is actually ''not'' meant to be eaten on. Now with your permission, I'd like to perform a few tests to verify its authenticity.}}
{{L|Squidward|Right. This plate is actually ''not'' meant to be eaten on. Now with your permission, I'd like to perform a few tests to verify its authenticity.}}
{{L|Man|Uh, okay.}}
{{L|Fish with plate|Uh, okay.}}
{{L|Squidward|''[starts teething on plate. Sucks it up his nose and takes it out]'' Uh-huh. ''[rubs it on his bottom]'' Interesting. ''[skids around on plate]'' This is a promising sign. Yep. ''[hits plate on man's head several times]'' You hear that plate-hitting-skull sound? It's definitely authentic. And I would price it conservatively in today's market at $250.}}
{{L|Squidward|''[starts teething on plate. Sucks it up his nose and takes it out]'' Uh-huh. ''[rubs it on his bottom]'' Interesting. ''[skids around on plate]'' This is a promising sign. Yep. ''[hits plate on man's head several times]'' You hear that plate-hitting-skull sound? It's definitely authentic. And I would price it conservatively in today's market at $250.}}
{{L|Man|Really?}}
{{L|Fish with plate|Really?}}
{{L|Squidward|No. ''[throws the plate away and SpongeBob catches it; he breaths heavily]''}}
{{L|Squidward|No. ''[throws the plate away and SpongeBob catches it; he breaths heavily]''}}
{{L|''[Bubble transition]''}}
{{L|''[Bubble transition.]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[to the plate]'' You are the crown jewel of the time capsule!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[to the plate]'' You are the crown jewel of the time capsule!}}
{{L|Squidward|Next. ''[throws sock]''}}
{{L|Squidward|Next. ''[throws sock]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[gasps, then catches the sock and drops the plate, breaking it]'' A four-striped sock! Incredible!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[gasps, then catches the sock and drops the plate, breaking it]'' A four-striped sock! Incredible!}}
{{L|French Narrator|''2 hours later...''}}
{{L|French Narrator|2 hours later...}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Okay, Squidward. I think that's everyone.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Okay, Squidward. I think that's everyone.}}
{{L|Patrick|''[runs to the time capsule with a rock]'' SpongeBob! SpongeBob, did I make it? I brought my favorite rock to donate to the time thinger.}}
{{L|Patrick|''[runs to the time capsule with a rock]'' SpongeBob! SpongeBob, did I make it? I brought my favorite rock to donate to the time thinger.}}
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{{L|Patrick|What didn't? Hey, look, a yo-yo! ''[plays with a yo-yo]''}}
{{L|Patrick|What didn't? Hey, look, a yo-yo! ''[plays with a yo-yo]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Patrick, you're very good at that!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Patrick, you're very good at that!}}
{{L|''[Bubble transition]''}}
{{L|''[Bubble transition.]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|And thanks so much for all your contributions! So, are ya ready to put this thing in the ground?! ''[crowd cheers]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|And thanks so much for all your contributions! So, are ya ready to put this thing in the ground?! ''[crowd cheers]''}}
{{L|Plankton|Ugh! Curse that Krabs and his cheering crowds! Big whoop, a stupid time capsule. ''[blows a raspberry]''}}
{{L|Plankton|Ugh! Curse that Krabs and his cheering crowds! Big whoop, a stupid time capsule. ''[blows a raspberry]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|But, before we do, I'd like to make a contribution of my own. A copy of the Krabby Patty formula!}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|But, before we do, I'd like to make a contribution of my own. A copy of the Krabby Patty formula!}}
{{L|Plankton|''[eye becomes bottle-shaped and antennae snap]'' There it is! The one element that can turn this lonesome bucket of steel into a bustling world famous eatery! ''[laughs evilly]''}}
{{L|Plankton|''[eye becomes bottle-shaped and antennae snap]'' There it is! The one element that can turn this lonesome bucket of steel into a bustling world famous eatery! ''[laughs evilly]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[puts the formula in the time capsule not realizing Spongebob, Patrick, and Squidward are inside]'' Send her down! ''[the time capsule gets buried]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[puts the formula in the time capsule not realizing SpongeBob, Patrick, and Squidward are inside]'' Send her down! ''[the time capsule gets buried]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[throws a card in a net]'' He shoots, he scores!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[throws a card in a net]'' He shoots, he scores!}}
{{L|Squidward|''[shoves SpongeBob off]'' Get off me! ''[tries to get out]''}}
{{L|Squidward|''[shoves SpongeBob off]'' Get off me! ''[tries to get out]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Hey, Squidward, whatcha doing?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Hey, Squidward, whatcha doing?}}
{{L|Patrick|Yeah, it looks fun!}}
{{L|Patrick|Yeah, it looks fun!}}
{{L|Squidward|We just got buried alive, you idiots!}}
{{L|Squidward|''[frustrated]'' We just got buried alive, you idiots!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|I know, but what are you doing?}}
{{L|SpongeBob| I know, but what are you doing?}}
{{L|''[Bubble Transition]''}}
{{L|''[Bubble transition.]''}}
{{L|''[everyone cheering]''}}
{{L|''[everyone cheering.]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Who's ready to eat some Krabby Patties, 'cause all that waiting in line's got you super hungry? ''[crowd cheers. Everyone enters the Krusty Krab as Plankton laughs evilly]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Who's ready to eat some Krabby Patties, 'cause all that waiting in line's got you super hungry? ''[crowd cheers. Everyone enters the Krusty Krab as Plankton laughs evilly]''}}
{{L|''[scene cuts to time capsule]''}}
{{L|''[The scene cuts to the time capsule.]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Hmm. What should we do for the next 50 years?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Hmm. What should we do for the next 50 years?}}
{{L|Patrick|I'm just gonna hang here for a while, maybe get a kelp soda later.}}
{{L|Patrick|I'm just gonna hang here for a while, maybe get a kelp soda later.}}
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{{L|Patrick|''[shocked]'' 50 years? What are we gonna do till then?}}
{{L|Patrick|''[shocked]'' 50 years? What are we gonna do till then?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|I don't know. We've got 50 years' worth of stuff to play with here! ''[finds a game, then gasps]'' It's our favorite game!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|I don't know. We've got 50 years' worth of stuff to play with here! ''[finds a game, then gasps]'' It's our favorite game!}}
{{L|Both|Pretzel Pals!}}
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|Pretzel Pals!}}
{{L|Patrick|Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! ''[lays the game out on Squidward]''}}
{{L|Patrick|Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! ''[lays the game out on Squidward]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Yes, yes, now where did we leave off?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Yes, yes, now where did we leave off?}}
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{{L|Patrick|Not bad, SpongeBob. Not bad. I dream of a town with the perfect blend of commerce and irrigation. ''[imagines his future in a real city]'' Not to mention the breathtaking views. ''[his future ends]''}}
{{L|Patrick|Not bad, SpongeBob. Not bad. I dream of a town with the perfect blend of commerce and irrigation. ''[imagines his future in a real city]'' Not to mention the breathtaking views. ''[his future ends]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Sounds dreamy, Pat. What do you think the future will be like, Squidward?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Sounds dreamy, Pat. What do you think the future will be like, Squidward?}}
{{L|''[Squidward imagines his future]''}}
{{L|''[Squidward imagines his future.]''}}
{{L|Future Octopus|''[holding up Squidward's painting of him]'' His artwork embodies the soul that our society has lost. And it is here, ''[the Krusty Krab is shown]'' the location of the suffering that inspired that art that we place the Squidward Tentacles Memorial Museum! ''[Squidward's house is dropped on top of the Krusty Krab replacing it with the museum; the other octopuses cheer]''}}
{{L|Future Octopus|''[holding up Squidward's painting of him]'' His artwork embodies the soul that our society has lost. And it is here, ''[the Krusty Krab is shown]'' the location of the suffering that inspired that art that we place the Squidward Tentacles Memorial Museum! ''[Squidward's house is dropped on top of the Krusty Krab replacing it with the museum; the other octopuses cheer]''}}
{{L|''[scene transitions to the present with Squidward smiling and giggling]''}}
{{L|''[The scene transitions to the present with Squidward smiling and giggling.]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Squidward? Squidward? Squidward? Squidward?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Squidward? Squidward? Squidward? Squidward?}}
{{L|Plankton|''[uses his mining drill and burrows towards the time capsule]'' Jackpot! And now to ''extract'' the secret recipe. ''[the mining drill extends its arms, holding and wedge and hammer]'' Careful. Careful. ''[the hammer hits the wedge and Squidward gets knocked out]''}}
{{L|Plankton|''[uses his mining drill and burrows towards the time capsule]'' Jackpot! And now to ''extract'' the secret recipe. ''[the mining drill extends its arms, holding and wedge and hammer]'' Careful. Careful. ''[the hammer hits the wedge and Squidward gets knocked out]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob & Patrick|Sixteen Bikini Bottom, nineteen Bikini Bottom, ''twenty!'' Ready or not, here we... ''[both spot Squidward]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|Sixteen Bikini Bottom, nineteen Bikini Bottom, ''twenty!'' Ready or not, here we... ''[both spot Squidward]''}}
{{L|Patrick|Nice try, Squidward, but we both already got that hiding spot figured out. ''[finds a can of shaving gel]'' Whipped cream! ''[eats cream and spits it out]'' Oh, this whipped cream tastes awful! ''[reads off the can]'' "Sha-veeng g-el."''[a drill drills through and creates a hole in the can causing the shaving gel to land on Patrick's face]'' I've always wanted a beard!}}
{{L|Patrick|Nice try, Squidward, but we both already got that hiding spot figured out. ''[finds a can of shaving gel]'' Whipped cream! ''[eats cream and spits it out]'' Oh, this whipped cream tastes awful! ''[reads off the can]'' "Sha-veeng g-el."''[a drill drills through and creates a hole in the can causing the shaving gel to land on Patrick's face]'' I've always wanted a beard!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Me too! ''[both laugh as SpongeBob sprays shaving gel on his face]'' Do you want one too, Squidbeard? ''[sprays a beard on Squidward's face]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Me too! ''[both laugh as SpongeBob sprays shaving gel on his face]'' Do you want one too, Squidbeard? ''[sprays a beard on Squidward's face]''}}
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{{L|Plankton|Finally, the Krabby Patty secret recipe! ''[laughs evilly]''}}
{{L|Plankton|Finally, the Krabby Patty secret recipe! ''[laughs evilly]''}}
{{L|Squidward|''[stomps on Plankton, causing him to swallow the bottle]'' Dig me out when my life doesn't stink.}}
{{L|Squidward|''[stomps on Plankton, causing him to swallow the bottle]'' Dig me out when my life doesn't stink.}}
{{L|''[Bubble transition to the Chum Bucket; Plankton is sitting on the toilet grunting]''}}
{{L|''[Bubble transition to the Chum Bucket; Plankton is sitting on the toilet grunting.]''}}
{{L|Plankton|''[grunts]'' Oh, no. ''[grunts; scene zooms out]''}}{{L|''[scene switches to Karen; Plankton continues to grunt]''}}{{L|Karen|Don't hurt yourself, Poopsy.}}
{{L|Plankton|''[grunts]'' Oh, no. ''[grunts; scene zooms out]''}}
{{L|''[The scene switches to Karen; Plankton continues to grunt.]''}}
{{L|Karen|Don't hurt yourself, Poopsy.}}
{{L|Plankton|Quiet, Karen. Just bring me more prunes.}}
{{L|Plankton|Quiet, Karen. Just bring me more prunes.}}
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