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{{L|''[The episode begins with the camera panning on the Chum Bucket.]''}} | |||
{{L|''[The episode begins with the camera panning on the Chum Bucket | |||
{{L|Plankton|''[chuckling while going inside the Chum Bucket glove. He puts on an analyzing helmet and analyzes The Krusty Krab]'' Very sloppy, Eugene, leaving an unprotected vent that leads right into your office! ''[chuckles and launches a plunger under the vent]'' Perfect! The secret formula is as good as mine! ''[chuckles and the plunger drags him]'' Yaaaaaaah! ''[crashes into the vent]'' Oof! I made it! Yes! ''[starts unscrewing a bolt]''}} | {{L|Plankton|''[chuckling while going inside the Chum Bucket glove. He puts on an analyzing helmet and analyzes The Krusty Krab]'' Very sloppy, Eugene, leaving an unprotected vent that leads right into your office! ''[chuckles and launches a plunger under the vent]'' Perfect! The secret formula is as good as mine! ''[chuckles and the plunger drags him]'' Yaaaaaaah! ''[crashes into the vent]'' Oof! I made it! Yes! ''[starts unscrewing a bolt]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[ | {{L|SpongeBob|''[the F.U.N. song starts playing on his headphones and splashes the windows with soap. He grabs the hose and it spins him around]'' Whoa, whoa! ''[Spraying the water to the soap in the letters]'' F is for friends who do stuff together, U is for you and me! ''[Sprays water inside him and he inflates to the third window and sprays out water to make an N]'' N is for anywhere and anytime at all! ''[point the hose up]''}} | ||
{{L|Plankton|Eh? ''[the hose water splashes him and turns into a hand and slaps him.]''}} | {{L|Plankton|Eh? ''[the hose water splashes him and turns into a hand and slaps him.]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Down here in the deep blue sea! }} | {{L|SpongeBob|Down here in the deep blue sea! }} | ||
{{L|Plankton|''[falls and tries to swim back up from the hose water but he falls into the sewer]'' Aah! ''[Plankton comes out of a faucet and lands on Bubble Bass' toothbrush]'' Ooh!}} | {{L|Plankton|''[falls and tries to swim back up from the hose water but he falls into the sewer]'' Aah! ''[Plankton comes out of a faucet and lands on Bubble Bass' toothbrush]'' Ooh!}} | ||
{{L|Bubble Bass' | {{L|Bubble Bass' mom|Bubble Bass! Are you brushing your teeth?}} | ||
{{L|Bubble Bass|Yes, mother! Ugh.}} | {{L|Bubble Bass|Yes, mother! Ugh.}} | ||
{{L|Plankton|''[ | {{L|Plankton|''[smells Bubble Bass' breath and gags, and Bubble Bass starts to brush his teeth]'' Oh, no.}} | ||
{{L | {{L|''[While Bubble Bass brushes his teeth, Plankton is grunting inside. Bubble Bass brushes his tongue, and his teeth and spits out. His teeth are then shiny.]''}} | ||
{{L|Plankton|''[falls down the drain until he ends up in a sewer]'' Yuck! This place is filthier than the bathroom in my own | {{L|Plankton|''[falls down the drain until he ends up in a sewer]'' Yuck! This place is filthier than the bathroom in my own fraternity house. Time to get outta here! ''[the sewer starts shaking]'' Aaah! Terrified, mind blank, possible wetting pants! Wait, I don't wear pants. Oh, lucky me! ''[an alligator appears behind him and Plankton whimpers until a group of chum scare it away]'' That's right, you better run! ''[looks behind him]'' Huh? ''[the C.H.U.M.S appear]'' Terror double! Please, I'll do whatever you say! Just down hurt me! ''[starts crying]''}} | ||
{{L|C.H.U.M. Leader|''[bows down]'' We would never hurt the master! ''[ | {{L|C.H.U.M. Leader|''[bows down]'' We would never hurt the master! ''[the other C.H.U.M.S. bow down along with the leader]''}} | ||
{{L|Plankton|Wait, what now?}} | {{L|Plankton|Wait, what now?}} | ||
{{L|C.H.U.M. Leader|We are praising you, the master creator! ''[ | {{L|C.H.U.M. Leader|We are praising you, the master creator! ''[they and the other C.H.U.M.S bow down]''}} | ||
{{L|Plankton|Me?}} | {{L|Plankton|Me?}} | ||
{{L|C.H.U.M. Leader|Yes! We are C.H.U.M.: Collective Hive Under Master! ''[bows down]'' You are master! You create us when you flush chum into sewer from your upside domain.}} | {{L|C.H.U.M. Leader|Yes! We are C.H.U.M.: Collective Hive Under Master! ''[bows down]'' You are master! You create us when you flush chum into sewer from your upside domain.}} | ||
{{L|Plankton|You mean the Chum Bucket?}} | {{L|Plankton|You mean the Chum Bucket?}} | ||
{{L|C.H.U.M. Leader|Yes! Chum mixes with gases in sewer... ''[ | {{L|C.H.U.M. Leader|Yes! Chum mixes with gases in sewer... ''[a C.H.U.M. burps into a bucket of chum]'' ...to form we!}} | ||
{{L|C.H.U.M. Baby|Goo, goo!}} | {{L|C.H.U.M. Baby|Goo, goo!}} | ||
{{L|Plankton|Hmm. Makes sense! ''[Some C.H.U.M. surround him]'' In a stupid sort of way. ''[ | {{L|Plankton|Hmm. Makes sense! ''[Some C.H.U.M. surround him]'' In a stupid sort of way. ''[the C.H.U.M. form into a boat]'' Yee! Whoa! What's happening?}} | ||
{{L|C.H.U.M. Leader|Master must come to village! ''[rows boat with a spork]'' So we may worship him!}} | {{L|C.H.U.M. Leader|Master must come to village! ''[rows boat with a spork]'' So we may worship him!}} | ||
{{L|Plankton|Well, I do love to be | {{L|Plankton|Well, I do love to be worshiped. ''[blinks twice]'' Hold on, how did you recognize me?}} | ||
{{L|C.H.U.M Leader|From sacred scrapbook! ''[ | {{L|C.H.U.M Leader|From sacred scrapbook! ''[the scrapbook appears out of the C.H.U.M.'s body]''}} | ||
{{L|Plankton|Yah! ''[A pipe decapitates the C.H.U.M. Leader's head. The neck grabs the head and puts it back on.]''}} | {{L|Plankton|Yah!}} | ||
{{L|''[A pipe decapitates the C.H.U.M. Leader's head. The neck grabs the head and puts it back on.]''}} | |||
{{L|C.H.U.M. Leader|We save all articles about master that float down here. Here review of Chum Bucket! You get one negative toilet. That must be highest rating possible.}} | {{L|C.H.U.M. Leader|We save all articles about master that float down here. Here review of Chum Bucket! You get one negative toilet. That must be highest rating possible.}} | ||
{{L|Plankton|''[chuckles nervously]'' Yep! That's the highest, alright! Let's just close that.}} | {{L|Plankton|''[chuckles nervously]'' Yep! That's the highest, alright! Let's just close that.}} | ||
{{L|C.H.U.M.|''[ | {{L|C.H.U.M.|''[carries Plankton onto a chum throne]''}} | ||
{{L|Plankton|''[removes the chum on him until the C.H.U.M.S carry him to the village. They lower him down and he slides into the C.H.U.M. Leader | {{L|Plankton|''[removes the chum on him until the C.H.U.M.S carry him to the village. They lower him down and he slides into the C.H.U.M. Leader]''}} | ||
{{L|C.H.U.M. Leader|The master is pleased with our village?}} | {{L|C.H.U.M. Leader|The master is pleased with our village?}} | ||
{{L|Plankton|Uh, sure. Why not?}} | {{L|Plankton|Uh, sure. Why not?}} | ||
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{{L|Plankton|That's enough of that! Do you have a napkin or something I can use to wipe my hands off?}} | {{L|Plankton|That's enough of that! Do you have a napkin or something I can use to wipe my hands off?}} | ||
{{L|C.H.U.M. Leader|A napkin for master!}} | {{L|C.H.U.M. Leader|A napkin for master!}} | ||
{{L|Plankton|''[ | {{L|Plankton|''[while C.H.U.M.S offer him a napkin, he takes one]'' Thanks, but try to be a little faster next time. So you C.H.U.M. would really do anything for me?}} | ||
{{L|C.H.U.M. Leader|Yes, yes! Whatever the master wishes! ''[ | {{L|C.H.U.M. Leader|Yes, yes! Whatever the master wishes! ''[squeezes Plankton until he launches up in the air]''}} | ||
{{L|Plankton|Hm, this gives me an idea! I don't need to steal the secret Krabby Patty formula by stealth! With you C.H.U.M. by my side, I can take it by force!}} | {{L|Plankton|Hm, this gives me an idea! I don't need to steal the secret Krabby Patty formula by stealth! With you C.H.U.M. by my side, I can take it by force!}} | ||
{{L|C.H.U.M Leader|Yes, yes! Whatever the master wishes!}} | {{L|C.H.U.M Leader|Yes, yes! Whatever the master wishes!}} | ||
{{L|Plankton|Ew. ''[ | {{L|Plankton|Ew. ''[pushes C.H.U.M. Leader]'' Alright, then! Line up for assault training! ''[laughs evilly, then bubble wipe to the next scene]''}} | ||
{{L|C.H.U.M.|''[plays a fanfare]''}} | {{L|C.H.U.M.|''[plays a fanfare]''}} | ||
{{L|Plankton|In order to successfully infiltrate The Krusty Krab, you'll need to batter some doors down! Now get to battering! ''[ | {{L|Plankton|In order to successfully infiltrate The Krusty Krab, you'll need to batter some doors down! Now get to battering! ''[the C.H.U.M. form into a battering ram and batters the door]'' You call that battering? batter harder! ''[falls down the door]'' Wait, no, stop! ''[the C.H.U.M. runs over him and fully batters the door]''}} | ||
{{L|C.H.U.M. Leader|How was that, master?}} | {{L|C.H.U.M. Leader|How was that, master?}} | ||
{{L|Plankton|In order for my plan to succeed, you will need to be experts marksmen. ''[clapping]'' Line up and form up! ''[ | {{L|Plankton|Heh.}} | ||
{{L|C.H.U.M. Leader|Master say fire! ''[ | {{L|''[Bubble wipe to next scene.]''}} | ||
{{L|Plankton|In order for my plan to succeed, you will need to be experts marksmen. ''[clapping]'' Line up and form up! ''[the C.H.U.M. form into weaponry]'' Hold on, hold on, let me just put up this target before you fire.}} | |||
{{L|C.H.U.M. Leader|Master say fire! ''[the C.H.U.M. start launching]''}} | |||
{{L|Plankton|Uh-oh! ''[Avoids every shot except for the third. He falls out]''}} | {{L|Plankton|Uh-oh! ''[Avoids every shot except for the third. He falls out]''}} | ||
{{L|C.H.U.M. Leader|How was our aim, master?}} | {{L|C.H.U.M. Leader|How was our aim, master?}} | ||
{{L|Plankton|''[muffled]'' Eh, impeccable. ''[bubble wipe to the next scene]'' When we finally enter The Krusty Krab, you will face an enemy more evil than any of you can imagine! ''[The C.H.U.M.S. gasp when they see cardboard cut outs of SpongeBob, Mr. Krabs, and Squidward.]''}} | {{L|Plankton|''[muffled]'' Eh, impeccable. ''[bubble wipe to the next scene]'' When we finally enter The Krusty Krab, you will face an enemy more evil than any of you can imagine! ''[The C.H.U.M.S. gasp when they see cardboard cut outs of SpongeBob, Mr. Krabs, and Squidward.]''}} | ||
{{L|Plankton|To get past Krabs and his | {{L|Plankton|To get past Krabs and his vile cronies, and make it to the secret formula, you will need to be experts at the deadly art of Kah-Rah-Tay! ''[does karate at the cutouts]'' Now show master what you've got! ''[the C.H.U.M. form into a hand and smash the cutouts and Plankton]'' A+, you're ready. ''[Mr. Krabs cutout falls on Plankton. Bubble wipe to the next scene with Mr. Krabs washing his hands]'' Hello, Eugene.}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Plankton? Ah, get out of here before I flush you!}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Plankton? Ah, get out of here before I flush you!}} | ||
{{L|Plankton|The only thing getting flushed around here | {{L|Plankton|The only thing getting flushed around here are your hopes of the Krabby Patty formula ''not'' being stolen by me!}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Ha! You and what army?}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Ha! You and what army?}} | ||
{{L|Plankton|Me and my C.H.U.M. army! '' | {{L|Plankton|Me and my C.H.U.M. army! ''[the C.H.U.M. starts coming out of the stalls]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Plankton, what insanity is this?}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Plankton, what insanity is this?}} | ||
{{L|Plankton|The insanity of genius!}} | {{L|Plankton|The insanity of genius!}} | ||
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[sees SpongeBob playing with the hose]'' SpongeBob! SpongeBob! ''[falls over]''}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[sees SpongeBob playing with the hose]'' SpongeBob! SpongeBob! ''[falls over]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[C.H.U.M. grabs his eyes and he pulls it out. He runs to hide in the cash register]'' You'll never get me formuler!}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[C.H.U.M. grabs his eyes and he pulls it out. He runs to hide in the cash register]'' You'll never get me formuler!}} | ||
{{L|Plankton|Today your formula, tomorrow the world! ''[comes in with C.H.U.M. tank] Ya can't hide forever, Krabs! Come meet your stinky fate!}} | {{L|Plankton|Today your formula, tomorrow the world! ''[comes in with C.H.U.M. tank]'' Ya can't hide forever, Krabs! Come meet your stinky fate!}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[attacks the chum with a bag of flour, swings on the Order Here sign, and climbs to the top of wood]''}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[attacks the chum with a bag of flour, swings on the Order Here sign, and climbs to the top of wood]''}} | ||
{{L|Plankton|Sorry, Krabs, your aging acrobatics are no match for my C.H.U.M. monster!}} | {{L|Plankton|Sorry, Krabs, your aging acrobatics are no match for my C.H.U.M. monster!}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[swings on a rope]'' So long, sucker! ''[C.H.U.M. monster pulls on the rope]'' Oh, shrimp! ''[lands on a table which breaks and runs]''}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[swings on a rope]'' So long, sucker! ''[C.H.U.M. monster pulls on the rope]'' Oh, shrimp! ''[lands on a table which breaks and runs]''}} | ||
{{L|Plankton|Attack, my | {{L|Plankton|Attack, my putrescent platoon!}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Eat splinters, ugly! ''[throws barrels at the monster then trips]''}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Eat splinters, ugly! ''[throws barrels at the monster then trips]''}} | ||
{{L|C.H.U.M. monster | {{L|C.H.U.M. monster|''[takes off its head to dodge the barrel and crushes the second and eat it then roars]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[watering the ground until the hose stops spraying water. He peeks inside and it sprays water at him]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[watering the ground until the hose stops spraying water. He peeks inside and it sprays water at him]''}} | ||
{{L|Plankton|This is your last chance Eugene! Give up the formula or else!}} | {{L|Plankton|This is your last chance Eugene! Give up the formula or else!}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Or else what?}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Or else what?}} | ||
{{L|Plankton|Or else this! ''[C.H.U.M. monster crushes the table]''}} | {{L|Plankton|Or else this! ''[C.H.U.M. monster crushes the table]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Alright, alright! I'll give you what you want! Just please don't hurt me. SpongeBob, help! ''[ | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Alright, alright! I'll give you what you want! Just please don't hurt me. SpongeBob, help! ''[runs out of the Krusty Krab]'' SpongeBob! ''[puts a garbage bin behind the C.H.U.M. monster]''}} | ||
{{L|Plankton|Stop him! ''[C.H.U.M. monster eats Mr. Krabs]''}} | {{L|Plankton|Stop him! ''[C.H.U.M. monster eats Mr. Krabs]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Ooh, a penny! ''[points the hose up]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Ooh, a penny! ''[points the hose up]''}} | ||
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{{L|Plankton|Well, thanks for trying anyway. So, uh, you guys wanna hang out? You know, uh, maybe worship me a little more?}} | {{L|Plankton|Well, thanks for trying anyway. So, uh, you guys wanna hang out? You know, uh, maybe worship me a little more?}} | ||
{{L|C.H.U.M. Leader|No, we think C.H.U.M. happier in the sewer. Too crazy up here.}} | {{L|C.H.U.M. Leader|No, we think C.H.U.M. happier in the sewer. Too crazy up here.}} | ||
{{L|Plankton|But you'll keep | {{L|Plankton|But you'll keep worshiping me, right?}} | ||
{{L|C.H.U.M. Leader|We check our schedule. Get back to you. ''[flushes themselves down]''}} | {{L|C.H.U.M. Leader|We check our schedule. Get back to you. ''[flushes themselves down]''}} | ||
{{L|Plankton|''[groans sadly as the episode ends]''}} | {{L|Plankton|''[groans sadly as the episode ends]''}} | ||
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