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{{EpisodeTranscript}}
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{{L|''[The episode begins at the Krusty Krab.]''}}
{{L|''[The episode begins at the Krusty Krab.]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Stop, thief! Come back here with me formula!}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Stop, thief! Come back here with me formula!}}
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|He's over there! Stop him!}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|He's over there! Stop him!}}
{{L|Plankton|''[laughs]'' I can't help it. I'm a kleptomaniac!}}
{{L|Plankton|''[laughs]'' I can't help it. I'm a kleptomaniac!}}
{{L|''[Mr. Krabs nearly catches him, but Plankton dodge him. Plankton keeps running away with the formula until he bumps into someone.]''}}
{{L|''[Mr. Krabs nearly catches him, but Plankton dodges him. Plankton keeps running away with the formula until he bumps into someone.]''}}
{{L|Plankton|''[laughs]'' Ow!}}
{{L|Plankton|''[laughs]'' Ow!}}
{{L|''[Plankton pulls himself off, accidentally losing his eyeball and teeth. He puts his eyeball back in his face, looks up and sees a female police officer.]''}}
{{L|''[Plankton pulls himself off, accidentally losing his eyeball and teeth. He puts his eyeball back in his face, looks up and sees a female police officer.]''}}
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{{L|Plankton|''[puts his teeth back in his mouth]'' But I'm innocent!}}
{{L|Plankton|''[puts his teeth back in his mouth]'' But I'm innocent!}}
{{L|Police Officer|No one is innocent! ''[cuffs up Plankton]''}}
{{L|Police Officer|No one is innocent! ''[cuffs up Plankton]''}}
{{L|Plankton|Whoa. Things go dark fast.}}
{{L|Plankton|Whoa. Things got dark fast.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[giggles]'' ♪You're going to jail! You're going to jail!♪ Join in the dancing, boy, or you're fired. ''[SpongeBob joins in the dancing]'' ♪You're going to jail! You're going to jail! You're going to jail! You're going to jail!♪}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[giggles]'' ♪You're going to jail! You're going to jail!♪ Join in the dancing, boy, or you're fired. ''[SpongeBob joins in the dancing]'' ♪You're going to jail! You're going to jail! You're going to jail! You're going to jail!♪ ''[pokes Plankton]''}}
{{L|Police Officer|Step back, buddy! Let the law handle this. ''[whacks Mr. Krabs' head with her club, inadvertently causing him to drop the secret formula]''}}
{{L|Police Officer|Step back, buddy! Let the law handle this. ''[whacks Mr. Krabs' head with her club, inadvertently causing him to drop the secret formula]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[dizzy]'' Yes, officer.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[dizzy]'' Yes, officer.}}
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{{L|Plankton|''[gets whacked in the head by the officer]'' Ow!}}
{{L|Plankton|''[gets whacked in the head by the officer]'' Ow!}}
{{L|''[The police officer leaves the restaurant with Plankton and the secret formula.]''}}
{{L|''[The police officer leaves the restaurant with Plankton and the secret formula.]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|The formula! I can't cook without that formula! ''[hyperventilates]'' I can't don't anything without it! The Krabby Patties are gonna taste like ch-cch-ch-ch-ch-ch-chum!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|But the formula! I can't cook without that formula! ''[hyperventilates]'' I can't don't anything without it! The Krabby Patties are gonna taste like ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-chum!}}
{{L|''[The customers grumble and leave the restaurant.]''}}
{{L|''[The customers grumble and leave the restaurant.]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Wait! Don't go! We still have fresh buns. And we have air conditioning. Ohh. Come here! You and me are getting into that police department to get that formula back!}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Wait! Don't go! We still have fresh buns. And we have air conditioning. Ohh... Come here! You and me are getting into that police department to get that formula back!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|How?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|How?}}
{{L|''[Mr. Krabs puts on a police officer outfit.]''}}
{{L|''[Mr. Krabs puts on a police officer outfit.]''}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|Let me handle this, Officer Mr. Krabs! Well, missy, do ya?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Let me handle this, Officer Mr. Krabs! Well, missy, do ya?}}
{{L|Helen the Felon|I don't have a license.}}
{{L|Helen the Felon|I don't have a license.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[cuffs the little girl]'' Yeah, that's what I thought. You're under arrest for violating penal code 4968973025-D.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[cuffs the little girl]'' Yeah, that's what I thought. You're under arrest for violating penal code 49689763025-D.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|How did you know that?}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|How did you know that?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|That's classified.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|That's classified.}}
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|Then just ask questions. ''[pushes SpongeBob in the room]'' And act tough. ''[leaves]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Then just ask questions. ''[pushes SpongeBob in the room]'' And act tough. ''[leaves]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Um...questions and act tough. Got it. ''[goes to the table and pulls the chair]'' Hmm... ''[sits down]'' Okay, little Helen! ''[inhales and buffs up his body]'' What do you think of this weather?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Um...questions and act tough. Got it. ''[goes to the table and pulls the chair]'' Hmm... ''[sits down]'' Okay, little Helen! ''[inhales and buffs up his body]'' What do you think of this weather?}}
{{L|Helen the Felon|I think it's wuh-vey! Let me ask you something. How long have you been and idiot?}}
{{L|Helen the Felon|I think it's wuh-vey! Let me ask you something. How long have you been an idiot?}}
{{L|''[SpongeBob begins to get nervous and shrinks down to his normal size.]''}}
{{L|''[SpongeBob begins to get nervous and shrinks down to his normal size.]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|I want a lawyer.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|I want a lawyer.}}
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{{L|Patrick|You promised me ice cream! Hmph! ''[sits on the floor and pouts]''}}
{{L|Patrick|You promised me ice cream! Hmph! ''[sits on the floor and pouts]''}}
{{L|Plankton|''[jumps on Patrick's stomach]'' Look, once I get the secret formula and rule the world, I'll buy you all the ice cream you want! ''[hops over to a shelf filled with various evidence]'' Let's see. Comic books, sea shells...an old man...}}
{{L|Plankton|''[jumps on Patrick's stomach]'' Look, once I get the secret formula and rule the world, I'll buy you all the ice cream you want! ''[hops over to a shelf filled with various evidence]'' Let's see. Comic books, sea shells...an old man...}}
{{L|Old man|Hello!}}
{{L|Old Man Walker|''[to the viewer]'' Hello!}}
{{L|Plankton|Outboard motors...stolen jokes...a leg...}}
{{L|Plankton|Outboard motors...stolen jokes...a leg...}}
{{L|Fred|''[off-screen]'' My leg!}}
{{L|Fred|''[off-screen]'' My leg!}}
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{{L|Plankton|Oh, no, you not!}}
{{L|Plankton|Oh, no, you not!}}
{{L|''[Plankton throws a sea shell at Mr. Krabs. Mr. Krabs removes the shell and falls over, knocking over boxes of evidence. He comes out, holding an old man.]''}}
{{L|''[Plankton throws a sea shell at Mr. Krabs. Mr. Krabs removes the shell and falls over, knocking over boxes of evidence. He comes out, holding an old man.]''}}
{{L|Old man|Hello!}}
{{L|Old Man Walker|Hello!}}
{{L|''[Mr. Krabs throws the old man at Plankton, squishing him in the wall.]''}}
{{L|''[Mr. Krabs throws the old man at Plankton, squishing him in the wall.]''}}
{{L|Old man|Hello!}}
{{L|Old Man Walker|Hello!}}
{{L|''[Plankton throws the old man back at Mr. Krabs, sending him flying into another shelf. A group of old people fall onto Mr. Krabs.]''}}
{{L|''[Plankton throws the old man back at Mr. Krabs, sending him flying into another shelf. A group of old people fall onto Mr. Krabs.]''}}
{{L|Old people|Hello!}}
{{L|Old people|Hello!}}
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{{L|Plankton|Hey, where's Patrick?}}
{{L|Plankton|Hey, where's Patrick?}}
{{L|''[They see Patrick, covered in ice cream again, all drunk from Goofy Goobers and opens the cell door with the key. Patrick walks over to the toilet, runs over to Plankton, Helen the Felon, Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob and falls onto the bed to sleep.]''}}
{{L|''[They see Patrick, covered in ice cream again, all drunk from Goofy Goobers and opens the cell door with the key. Patrick walks over to the toilet, runs over to Plankton, Helen the Felon, Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob and falls onto the bed to sleep.]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Well, I must confess, this is sure cozy.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Well, I must confess, this is sure cozy. ''[The episode ends.]''}}

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