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+{{L|''[The episode opens with a sunset rising as the exterior of the Star house is seen. Patrick is watching TV.]''}}
-{{PatrickStarShow EpisodeTr|title=A Patty in Time|seasonnumber=3|airdate={{Flag|USA}} {{Time|August 20}}, {{Time|2024}}}}
-{{L|''[The episode starts off with a sunset moving up with the Star house]''}}
 {{L|TV announcer|We'll be right back after a word from our sponsor.}}
 {{L|Patrick|Yay, commercial!}}
-{{L|''[The TV shows up the Krusty Krab.]''}}
+{{L|''[The TV shows the Krusty Krab.]''}}
-{{L|Mr. Krabs|Attention, Krusty Krab lovers!}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[exits the Krusty Krab]'' Attention, Krusty Krab lovers!}}
 {{L|Patrick|I'm listening.}}
-{{L|Mr. Krabs|The Krusty Krab is proud to present, a [[Patty Kake|brand new menu item]]!}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|The Krusty Krab is proud to present, a brand new menu item! ''[shows a plate, the ingredients are added on as he lists them]'' We start with chocolate cake bun, top it with a slab of marzipan...}}
+{{L|Patrick|Ooh.}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|Strawberry frosting, another slab of marzipan...}}
+{{L|Patrick|Ahh! ''[grabs and pulls eyelids]''}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|Vanilla frosting, more marzipan...}}
+{{L|Patrick|''[pulls eyelids and licks mouth.]''}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|Hot fudge, an additional slab of marzipan, pickles...}}
+{{L|Patrick|''[smacks lips]''}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|The top part of the chocolate cake bun and what the heck, let's throw a cherry on top. I call it "The Patty Kake." ''[logo appears on-screen]''}}
+{{L|Patrick|''[screams, eyes pop out of head, eats eyes.]''}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|Not sweet enough for ya? Then make it a combo meal by ''[shows the meal]'' adding churro fries and a cup of carbonated high-fructose corn syrup.}}
+{{L|Patrick|''[drooling]'' Mom, can I go melt my teeth with sugar?}}
+{{L|Bunny|As long as you don't spoil your dinner. ''[washes her teeth and puts them in drawer]''}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|But wait, it gets better!}}
+{{L|Patrick|It does?}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[goes up to a poster with a headless person holding a Patty Kake]'' The person who orders the first Patty Kake will get their face immortalized on this official Patty Kake promotional poster.}}
+{{L|Patrick|''[close-up]'' I want to be on that poster.}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|Then all you gotta do is be first in line this morning.}}
+{{L|Patrick|Wait! "This morning" is happening ''[looks at watch]'' right now. What time do the doors open?}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[checks watch]'' Ten minutes from now. ''[points at watch]''}}
+{{L|Patrick|Great, I only need ''[raises hand with five fingers]'' five minutes to get there and that leaves me with another five minutes for a power nap. ''[falls asleep, snores]''}}
+{{L|French Narrator|''[narrating time card]'' Six hours later...}}
+{{L|Patrick|''[yawns, stretches, wakes up and stands up]'' To the Krusty Krab. ''[bashes the door down with his shoulder, rides it like a sled, down the street]''}}
+{{L|Cecil|''[whistles and walks to front door]'' And ''[turns around]'' I'm off to the door store.}}
+{{L|''[Patrick sleds up a ramp being held up by pipes. The pipes roll and flatten two construction workers.]''}}
+{{L|Patrick|''[door falls]'' Ahh!}}
+{{L|''[The door lands through the roof of Cecil's car, in the passenger seat.]''}}
+{{L|Cecil|Ha, I guess today's my lucky day.}}
+{{L|Patrick|Almost there! ''[flies and hits the Krusty Krab sign, falls on ground, looks around]'' First in line.}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[opens doors and laughs]'' Oh, hiya, Patrick.}}
+{{L|Patrick|SpongeBob? How did you get in the Krusty Krab so early?}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|It's not early. Mr. Krabs sold out of Patty Kakes four hours ago. It was a huge success. ''[burps]'' And I was the first one to try 'em.}}
+{{L|Patrick|That's impossible. I-uh, I got here early.}}
+{{L|''[Mr. Krabs puts up a poster with SpongeBob holding the Patty Kake on it.]''}}
+{{L|Patrick|I- ''[screams]''}}
+{{L|''[The SpongeBob on the poster winks.]''}}
+{{L|Patrick|''[screams]'' If only I had the means to travel back in time and change the outcome of this unfortunate situation.}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[laughs]'' Well, better luck next time. ''[the text "time" comes out of his mouth, echoes]'' Now if you'll excuse me, I'm off to organize my closet. ''[the text "closet" comes out of his mouth, echoes and spells "time closet"]''}}
+{{L|Patrick|''[sees text]'' Hmpf, oh well.}}
+{{L|"Time closet" text| Is he really that dense? ''[whooshes into Patrick and hits him in the head]''}}
+{{L|Patrick|''[time closets spin above his head, he looks up]'' Time closets? ''[snaps fingers]'' Wait! Oh-ho-ho-ho, that's it! ''[stands up]'' I can use my time closet to go back to this morning and be first in line! ''[runs away]''}}
+{{L|Cecil|''[finishes drilling a door, closes it]'' So much fun. I wish I could install it all over again.}}
+{{L|''[Patrick runs into the door, breaking it, and a brick falls on Cecil's head.]''}}
+{{L|Cecil|Oh. ''[chuckles]'' Be careful what you wish for, Cecil.}}
+{{L|''[In his room, Patrick activates the time closet.]''}}
+{{L|Patrick|Back to the Krusty Krab early, this morning.}}
+{{L|''[He goes inside, and the wheel on the time closet lands on a sunrise icon. The time closet appears outside the Krusty Krab that morning. Patrick steps outside and sees SpongeBob walking down the street.]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[laughs]'' Patty Kake, Patty Kake, here I am!}}
+{{L|Patrick|''[dramatic close-up]'' I don't think so, pal. ''[runs to SpongeBob and pins him to the ground]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, hiya, Patrick.}}
+{{L|Patrick|You stay away from the Krusty Krab, you hear me?!}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Why? The new Patty Kake is out today.}}
+{{L|Patrick|Sorry, buddy. ''[grabs a road tile, throws SpongeBob under, squishes him, and runs away]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[face pops out]'' My turn! ''[laughs, squeeze out and runs to Patrick]''}}
+{{L|''[Both SpongeBob and Patrick run, then SpongeBob jumps and lands on Patrick]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Gotcha! ''[rolls and tickles Patrick]''}}
+{{L|Patrick|Hey! Oh, that tickling tickles! ''[throws SpongeBob out of the way and runs away, sweating, then stops in front of a line]'' Oh, no.}}
+{{L|Bubble Bass|''[exits the Krusty Krab with a Patty Kake]'' First in line, victory is mine.}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|Congratulations! ''[takes a photo]''}}
+{{L|''[A picture shows Bubble Bass messily eating the Patty Kake. He goes next to it.]''}}
+{{L|Bubble Bass|Mona Lisa, eat your heart out.}}
+{{L|Patrick|No way! ''[goes back in the time closet]'' Oh, let's try this again. ''[closes it, then the time closet arrives that day]''}}
+{{L|''[Patrick runs past a copy of himself being tickled by SpongeBob.]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob copy|Tickle, tickle!}}
+{{L|Patrick #2|Get off me, SpongeBob!}}
+{{L|''[Patrick looks for Bubble Bass.]''}}
+{{L|Bubble Bass|Twelve patties a day, keeps the doctor away.}}
+{{L|Patrick|''[tries to shove Bubble Bass away]'' Go back where you came from! It's my turn to be first in line! ''[digs his feet into the road, gets shredded]''}}
+{{L|Bubble Bass|You'd have to lock me in a cage to keep me from the Krusty Krab. ''[folds arms]''}}
+{{L|Patrick|''[pops his back feet]'' Aha! ''[runs away, then grabs sticks, lands on Bubble Bass]''}}
+{{L|Bubble Bass|What the?}}
+{{L|Patrick|''[builds a cage over Bubble Bass]'' I'll let you once I'm ''[points finger]'' on that poster. ''[goes back into the Krusty Krab]''}}
+{{L|Bubble Bass|Ahem, as a prisoner, I do have rights!}}
+{{L|Patrick|''[tired]'' Oh. ''[goes to Bubble Bass]'' Okay, what are your demands?}}
+{{L|Bubble Bass|I would like a full country breakfast, ''[Patrick gives him eggs, bacon, biscuits, and orange juice]'' some silver age comic books, ''[Patrick brings him comic books]'' a smart TV, ''[Patrick brings him a large TV]'' a life-size Man Ray action figure, ''[Patrick brings him a large Man Ray figure]'' and an ergonomic computer chair. ''[Patrick brings him a computer chair]''}}
+{{L|Mrs. Puff|''[laughing, off-screen]''}}
+{{L|Patrick|Huh?}}
+{{L|Mrs. Puff|''[exits, holding the Patty Kake]'' I can't believe I got here first.}}
+{{L|Patrick|Not again!}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[takes a photo of Mrs. Puff, which appears on a poster]''}}
+{{L|Patrick|''[raises finger]'' If at first you don't succeed, fail, fail again.}}
+{{L|''[He goes into the time closet, closes it, and arrives a bit earlier. SpongeBob is still tickling a copy of him.]''}}
+{{L|Patrick #2|Hey, get off me, SpongeBob!}}
+{{L|Bubble Bass copy|A smart TV, a life-size Man-Ray action figure, and an ergonomic computer chair.}}
+{{L|''[Patrick #3 is giving Bubble Bass the various items.]''}}
+{{L|Patrick|''[ominously]'' Now, where's Mrs. Puff? ''[turns his eyes into binoculars, sees her driving]'' Aha! ''[leaves his binoculars and eyes behind]''}}
+{{L|''[Patrick looks at Mrs. Puff and turns his head to an empty boat. He starts the motor and takes a stance on the front of the boat. It cuts between Patrick's boat with intense music and Mrs. Puff listening to slow music.]''}}
+{{L|Mrs. Puff|''[snapping, singing]''}}
+{{L|Patrick|''[on the boat]''}}
+{{L|Mrs. Puff|''[snapping, singing]''}}
+{{L|Patrick|''[on the boat, crashes into a rock that flings him forward]''}}
+{{L|Mrs. Puff|Oh, yeah.}}
+{{L|Patrick|''[flies towards her]''}}
+{{L|''[Mrs. Puff snaps. Patrick's head comes through her windshield. The skin on his face has flayed off, reducing him to a skeleton.]''}}
+{{L|Patrick|Stop the car.}}
+{{L|Mrs. Puff|''[screams, swerves, crashes into a building, explodes]''}}
+{{L|Patrick|''[climbs up, head turns around, enters the Krusty Krab, sees Larry with a Patty Kake and on the poster]''}}
+{{L|Larry|Mm-mm!}}
+{{L|Patrick|''[eyes pop back into head, growls]''}}
+{{L|''[Lighting strikes. Patrick goes back into the time closet. His copies are seen with Bubble Bass and SpongeBob. Mrs. Puff floats away as Patrick #3 walks away with his head still skeletal. Patrick grabs onto Larry's foot, begging, as Larry hops away.]''}}
+{{L|Patrick|Please, let me eat the Patty Kake! Please, please, please, please!}}
+{{L|''[Squidina walks past, humming. Patrick opens the door to see Squidina on the poster, and shaking Mr. Krabs' hand.]''}}
+{{L|Patrick|Huh?}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|This sponsorship is gonna make us both a lot of money!}}
+{{L|Squidina|I agree!}}
+{{L|''[They laugh. Squidina's laugh slows down and becomes monstrous. Patrick's face turns red with anger and his head explodes. He goes back in time. Patrick #4 is still begging Larry, and Patrick catches Squidina in a net.]''}}
+{{L|Patrick #4|Please, let me eat the Patty Kake! Please, please, please, please!}}
+{{L|Squidina|Huh? ''[gets pulled away]'' Whoa!}}
+{{L|''[Tom is on the Patty Kake poster. Time closet transition to Patrick catching five people in a net with a rope. He laughs and runs off, and Fred is on the poster. The time closet bell dings and it teleports away. Fred gets snared by a trap.]''}}
+{{L|Fred|My leg!}}
+{{L|''[The time closet teleports again. Three children are now on posters. Patrick blows them away with a reef blower. Patrick #2 is seen running with the sticks for Bubble Bass's cage. Patrick goes back in time again. A doctor is on the poster. The time closet teleports again. Gary is on the poster. Patrick looks in the Krusty Krab in frustration, then stomps in anger and storms outside.]''}}
+{{L|Patrick|''[growls, sees Gary]''}}
+{{L|Gary|Meow?}}
+{{L|Patrick|''[takes out a laser pointer and shines it on the ground]''}}
+{{L|Gary|''[meowing, follows the laser]''}}
+{{L|Scallop|''[cawing, flying]''}}
+{{L|''[Patrick takes the scallop and fastens the laser pointer to it, letting it fly away. Gary follows the laser.]''}}
+{{L|Gary|''[meowing]''}}
+{{L|''[Another time closet appears and Patrick steps out.]''}}
+{{L|Patrick|Phew! I think that's literally everyone in Bikini Bottom. ''[screams as his eyes pop out]''}}
+{{L|''[He looks back to see a line of Patricks: one standing angrily, one with a jellyfish net, one with a skeletal head, one heavily bandaged with a net, one holding sticks, one with a reef blower, one wearing a top hat, one with a Man Ray figure, and two standing angrily.]''}}
+{{L|Patrick #10|Forgetting someones?}}
+{{L|''[The Patricks all mob each other in a big fight. One punches another, one grabs another's head, and one butt-slams another.]''}}
+{{L|Patrick|Wait!}}
+{{L|''[They all stop fighting.]''}}
+{{L|''[One Patrick bashes another in the face, making him lose a tooth. Patrick glares at him.]''}}
+{{L|Other Patrick|Sorry.}}
+{{L|Patrick|Violence is never the answer! Surely, there must be a better way to determine who among us is most deserving of the Patty Kake.}}
+{{L|''[Bubble transition to a "Top Pat Bikini Bottom" contest. Patrick walks towards it. One carries a bunch of concessions.]''}}
+{{L|Patrick audience|''[overlapping chatter]''}}
+{{L|''[Patrick, in his host outfit, stands on stage with a card.]''}}
+{{L|Host Patrick|Welcome, Patricks and gentle-Patricks, to... Top ''[reads card]'' Patrick! Where we'll find out which Patrick is the most deserving of eating the first Patty Kake! And now, let's meet our judges!}}
+{{L|''[Many fish are in a single cage, waving their arms. One knocks over the microphone.]''}}
+{{L|Host Patrick|All of Bikini Bottom in one cage! Now, without further undo, please welcome our first contestant... Patrick Star!}}
+{{L|''[A Patrick in a hat, mustache, roller skates, and overalls holding a mallet and a coconut skates in.]''}}
+{{L|Patrick audience|''[cheering]''}}
+{{L|Contestant Patrick|Who wants to see me smash a banana with a hammer?}}
+{{L|Patrick audience|''[cheering, stands up]''}}
+{{L|''[Wind whistles outside the contest building, blowing paper and a tumbleweed. The Krusty Krab is deserted.]''}}
+{{L|Krabs|''[tears up, picks Patty Kake off a plate]'' Oh, no one showed up for you, little Patty Kake. Guess you're just a sweet, frosted failure. ''[takes bite, recoils, spits it out]'' Blech! Ew, ''[throws it into the trash]'' what was I thinking?}}
+{{L|''[A camera flash appears, then a poster shows the Patty Kake on top of the trash can.]''}}