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SpongeBob:(singing) Workin' at the Krusty Krab! Workin' at the Krusty Krab! La, la, la, la! Loo... (speaking) Squidward? Squidward? (snaps fingers four times) Squidward, are you okay?
{{EpisodeTranscript}}
 
{{L|''[The episode opens at the Krusty Krab.]''}}
Squidward: Hm? Oh! I couldn't be better!
{{L|SpongeBob|''[singing while trotting]'' ♪ Workin' at the Krusty Krab! ''[passes by a smiling Squidward]'' Workin' at the Krusty Krab! La, la, la! Loo...♪  Squidward? Squidward? ''[snaps fingers four times]'' Squidward, are you okay?}}
 
{{L|Squidward|Hm? Oh! I couldn't be better!}}
SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs! It happened again, Mr. Krabs!
{{L|SpongeBob|''[startled]'' Mr. Krabs!}}
 
{{L|''[SpongeBob runs over to Mr. Krabs, who is making a prototype of himself using his coins in his office. SpongeBob collides with Mr. Krabs, destroying the Krabs prototype.]''}}
Mr. Krabs: What are you talking about?
{{L|SpongeBob|It happened again, Mr. Krabs!}}
 
{{L|Mr. Krabs|What are you talking about?}}
SpongeBob: It's Squidward!
{{L|SpongeBob|It's Squidward!}}
 
{{L|''[Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob peek distantly at Squidward, still smiling.]''}}
Squidward: (smiling and staring into the distance)
{{L|SpongeBob|What is it about the third Wednesday of every month that makes Squidward so happy?}}
 
{{L|''[A cephalopod, Roger, wearing a think jacket, enters the restaurant and approaches Squidward.]''}}
SpongeBob: What is it about the third Wednesday of every month that makes Squidward so happy?
{{L|Roger|Psst. Squidward?}}
 
{{L|Squidward|Roger! Is that you?}}
Mysterious man: Psst. Squidward?
{{L|Roger|Tonight's the big night!}}
 
{{L|''[Squidward gasps, while Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob look at each other. Bubble transition to nighttime on Conch Street, with a view of Patrick's, Squidward's, and SpongeBob's homes. The screen zooms in to Squidward's, then cuts to the walkway to Squidward's entrance door, then pans to SpongeBob's and Patrick's eyeballs spying in the flower bushes surrounding SpongeBob's home.]''}}
Squidward: Roger! Is that you?
{{L|SpongeBob|These camouflage outfits should help us find out what Squidward's secret Wednesday secret is!}}
 
{{L|''[SpongeBob and Patrick take eyeballs from the bushes and put them on their faces. They both giggle until Squidward's door is left wide open. They then jump back into the bushes to hide. They then peek at Squidward, who then peeks back before tiptoeing away. SpongeBob and Patrick tiptoe and follow Squidward.]''}}
Mysterious man: Tonight's the big night.
{{L|''[Bubble transition to Squidward sitting at a bus stop. The Bikini Bottom bus arrives, and Squidward gets in. SpongeBob and Patrick hide under Squidward's bus seat. The bus arrives at a strange, pyramid-shaped building, which is the Cephalopod Lodge. Squidward gets off the bus.]''}}
 
{{L|Squidward|Hello, Brother Roger.}}
Squidward: (Gasp!)
{{L|''[Squidward and Roger do a secret handshake.]''}}
 
{{L|Roger|Come right in, Brother Squidward.}}
A few hours pass. It is night now.
{{L|Squidward|Thank you. ''[enters the Cephalopod Lodge Ceremony]''}}
 
{{L|Lodge members|''[talking]''}}
SpongeBob: These camouflage outfits should help us find out what Squidward's secret Wednesday secret is!
{{L|Squidward|''[sighs while wears his lodge outfit]'' This almost makes the other 353 days worth living for.}}
 
{{L|''[Gong crashes as all cephalopod lodge members form a line to meet their leader to begin the initiation ceremony.]''}}
SpongeBob and Patrick: (giggling)
{{L|Lodge leader|For centuries, cephalopods have had but one nemesis. Let he among you who wishes to join the lodge face your greatest fear. Cantankerous Moray Eelius!}}
 
{{L|Lodge members|''[all gasp]''}}
Squidward: (walks out of his house)
{{L|Cantankerous Moray Eelius|Huh? ''[sighs]''}}
 
{{L|New lodge member|''[shivering and whimpering while walking up to the moray eelius's cage]''}}
SpongeBob and Patrick: (dive into kelp. When Squidward walks away, they follow him.)
{{L|Squidward|I'll never forget my initiation ceremony.}}
 
{{L|New lodge member|''[shivering and whimpering]''}}
Squidward:(sitting at bus stop. The bus arrives, and Squidward gets in.)
{{L|Cantankerous Moray Eelius|''[stings new lodge member]''}}
 
{{L|Lodge members|''[cheering]''}}
SpongeBob and Patrick: (hiding under Squidward's bus seat.)
{{L|Brother Roger|''[puts lodge hat on a new lodge member]''}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|''[clapping]''}}
The bus arrives at a strange, pyramid-shaped building. Squidward gets off the bus.
{{L|SpongeBob|Yeah! Way to go!}}
 
{{L|Patrick|Yeah! Way to go!}}
Squidward: Hello, Brother Roger.
{{L|Lodge members|''[all gasp]''}}
 
{{L|Lodge leader|''[gasps]''}}
Squidward and Brother Roger: (do secret hand-shake)
{{L|Squidward|''[gasps]''}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|''[clapping as Lodge Members chatter]''}}
Brother Roger: Come right in, Brother Squidward.
{{L|Squidward|SpongeBob? Patrick? Did you follow me here?! ''[SpongeBob nods his head as a yes, but Patrick shakes his head as a no]''}}
 
{{L|Lodge leader|Brother Squidward! For thousands of years, no outsiders have witnessed this sacred initiation. You have desecrated the sanctity of this lodge!}}
Squidward: Thank you.
{{L|Squidward|''[nervously]'' But... but I... I... I... I...}}
 
{{L|Squidward and SpongeBob|''[get kicked out of lodge and they scream. Squidward lands with his head stuck in the ground. He flails about wildly and we hear muffled shouting coming from him. SpongeBob pulls him out of the dirt except Patrick, who is kicked out because he doesn't scream]''}}
Lodge members: (talking)
{{L|Squidward|''[sighs]'' I can't believe it. They kicked me out of the Cephalopod Lodge!}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Do we get to join the lodge?}}
Squidward: Ah. This almost makes the other three hundred and fifty-three days worth living for.
{{L|Squidward|Were you dropped on your head when you were a baby?}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|''[gasps]'' How did you know?}}
Lodge leader: For centuries, cephalapods have had but one nemisis. Let ye among you who wishes to join the lodge face your greatest fear. Contagarus Moray Eelyus!
{{L|Squidward|Psychic powers. Hey, where's Patrick?}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Maybe he got to join the lodge!}}
Lodge members: (Gasp!)
{{L|Patrick|''[falls out of the sky and crushes Squidward]''}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Or... maybe not. They didn't let you join either?}}
Contagarus Moray Eelyus: Huh?
{{L|Patrick|Nah. I found the institution had nothing of to offer me. I was stagnating.}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Hey, where's Squidward?}}
New lodge member: (shivering while walking up to the moray eel's cage)
{{L|Patrick|Hold on. ''[shakes right leg. Nothing happens. He shakes his left leg]''}}
 
{{L|Squidward|''[head pops out of Patrick's shorts]''}}
Squidward: I'll never forget my initiation ceremony.
{{L|Patrick|Found Squidward. ''[pulls Squidward out of his shorts. Then, pulls the hat out and puts it on Squidward's head, and SpongeBob claps]''}}
 
{{L|Squidward|The last thing in my life I really enjoyed. And SpongeBob ruined it, too. ''[sighs]''}}
New lodge member: (shivering)
{{L|Patrick|Well, at least you still have the hat.}}
 
{{L|Squidward|Yeah. ''[sniffles]'' I do, don't I?}}
Contagarus Moray Eelyus: (stings new lodge member)
{{L|Brother Roger|Eh, hem. ''[takes Squidward's hat]''}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|You still have your robes.}}
Lodge members: (cheering)
{{L|Brother Roger|''[takes Squidward's robes]''}}
 
{{L|Patrick|You still have your underwear.}}
Brother Roger: (puts lodge hat on new lodge member)
{{L|Brother Roger|''[takes Squidward's underwear]''}}
 
{{L|Squidward|No!}}
SpongeBob and Patrick: (clapping)
{{L|SpongeBob|''[covers his own eyes and Patrick's]''}}
 
{{L|Squidward|''[pulls on his regular shirt]'' You can look now.}}
SpongeBob: Yeah! Way to go!
{{L|SpongeBob|Don't you worry, Squidward. I'm sure if Patrick and I just explain what happened, they're sure to let you back in.}}
 
{{L|''[Bubble transition to SpongeBob and Patrick knocking on the Cephalopod Lodge door.]''}}
Patrick: Way to go!
{{L|Brother Roger|What is it? Oh, it's you two.}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|We just came to explain that Squidward had no idea that we followed him to the lodge. So, it's not his fault.}}
Lodge members: (Gasp!)
{{L|Patrick|Yeah. Not his fault.}}
 
{{L|Brother Roger|Then whose fault was it?}}
Lodge leader: (Gasp!)
{{L|Patrick|Was it my fault?}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|No, it wasn't your fault, Patrick.}}
SpongeBob and Patrick: (clapping)
{{L|Patrick|Thanks, SpongeBob. And it wasn't your fault either.}}
 
{{L|Brother Roger|Well, if it wasn't your fault, and it wasn't Squidward's fault, whose fault was it?}}
Squidward: SpongeBob! Patrick! Did you follow me here?
{{L|Patrick|Uh... maybe it's your fault.}}
 
{{L|Brother Roger|Squidward is ''never'' allowed in this lodge again! ''[slams doors]''}}
Lodge leader: Brother Squidward! For thousands of years, no outsiders have witnessed this sacred initiation. You have desicrated the sanctity of this lodge!
{{L|''[Bubble transition to SpongeBob and Patrick dejectedly walking back to Squidward.]''}}
 
{{L|Squidward|SpongeBob! Are they letting me back in the lodge?!}}
Squidward: But...but, I..I...I....
{{L|SpongeBob|No. You can't set foot in the lodge.}}
 
{{L|Patrick|Ever!}}
Squidward and SpongeBob:(get kicked out of lodge)
{{L|Squidward|''[sniffles]'' Oh. Now that you two have ruined the last good thing in my life, I think I'll go slam my head in the door. Repeatedly.}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Squidward, wait! I'm sorry we got you kicked out of your lodge. Is there anything I can do to make it up to you?}}
Squidward: I can't believe it. They kicked me out of the Cephalapod Lodge.
{{L|Squidward|No. Why didn't you just make up your own dumb club instead of ruining mine?!}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|That's it! ''[jumps on Squidward]'' Squidward! We'll make our own club! And it'll be so much better than that dumb old Cephalop-olaphapa Lodge, and you can be our leader! How great does that sound, O Mighty One? Wanna join our club, Patrick?}}
SpongeBob: Do we get to join the lodge?
{{L|Patrick|Dog-pile on Squidward! ''[jumps on Squidward]''}}
 
{{L|Squidward|Ah!}}
Squidward: Were you dropped on your head when you were a baby?
{{L|''[Bubble transition to the three walking back to Squidward's home.]''}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Squidward, you're the lodge expert. What do we do first?}}
SpongeBob: Huh! How did you know?
{{L|Squidward|Say goodbye. ''[enters his house]''}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|Goodbye!}}
Squidward: Pshycic powers. Hey! Where's Patrick?
{{L|Squidward|Morons.}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|''[climbs in through Squidward's window]'' So anyway, Squidward, I was thinking we should be working on our secret lodge initiation.}}
SpongeBob: Maybe he got to join the lodge!
{{L|Patrick|''[falls through Squidward's window]'' Hey.}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Patrick and I have come up with a secret handshake!}}
Patrick: (falls out of the sky and crushes Squidward)
{{L|Patrick|Secret!}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|''[claps hands over head]''}}
SpongeBob: Or... maybe not. They didn't let you join either?
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|Patty-cake, patty-cake, sailor man! Bake me a cake as fast--}}
 
{{L|Squidward|SpongeBob! That's not a secret handshake! Everybody knows Patty-cake!}}
Patrick: Nah. I found the institution had nothing of to offer me. I was stagnated.
{{L|SpongeBob|Not the way we do it.}}
 
{{L|Patrick|We don't use our pinkies.}}
SpongeBob: Hey, where's Squidward?
{{L|Squidward|''[pushes SpongeBob and Patrick out of his house]'' Out!}}
 
{{L|Patrick|I don't think Squidward wants to join our lodge.}}
Patrick: Hold on. (shakes right leg. Nothing happens. shakes left leg)
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, sure he does. He just needs a little push. ''[knocks on Squidward's door]''}}
 
{{L|Squidward|Oh, what now? I'm coming! What do you... Great. Must be one of SpongeBob's pranks.}}
Squidward: (head pops out of Patrick's shorts)
{{L|SpongeBob|''[traps Squidward in a light brown bag]'' Let's move. ''[SpongeBob and Patrick carry the bag away]''}}
 
{{L|''[Bubble transition to Jellyfish Fields, where they arrive.]''}}
Patrick: Found Squidward. (pulls Squidward out of his shorts. Then, pulls the hat out and puts it on Squidward's head.)
{{L|SpongeBob|Okay, we can let him out now.}}
 
{{L|Squidward|Are you insane? ''You'' kidnapped me?}}
Squidward: The last thing in my life I really enjoyed. And SpongeBob ruined it, too.
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, we didn't kidnap you. We just brought you here for...}}
 
{{L|Patrick|Initiation.}}
Patrick: Well, at least you still have the hat.
{{L|Squidward|What? What kind of initiation?}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|A very special initiation. ''[pulls a jellyfish out of his net]''}}
Squidward: Yeah. I do, don't I?
{{L|Squidward|Oh, boy. Look at the time! Gotta run.}}
 
{{L|Patrick|''[smashes Squidward to the ground]''}}
Brother Roger: Eh, hem. (takes Squidward's hat)
{{L|SpongeBob|Would you care to go first, Brother Patrick?}}
 
{{L|Patrick|After you, Brother SpongeBob.}}
SpongeBob: You still have your robes.
{{L|SpongeBob|''[flicks the jellyfish and puts it on his tongue]'' Ow! Ooo, ooo! Ow! ''[gibberish]'' Brother Patrick?}}
 
{{L|Patrick|Brother SpongeBob. ''[slaps the jellyfish and puts it on his tongue and screams in pain]'' ''[gibberish]'' Brother Squidward? ''[pulls Squidward's tongue and puts the jellyfish on it]''}}
Brother Roger: (takes Squidward's robes)
{{L|Squidward|''[jumps into the air and screams]''}}
 
{{L|''[Bubble transition to the next morning. SpongeBob, Patrick, and Squidward are all back at home as Squidward had his tongue pain of a jellyfish sting last night.]''}}
Patrick: You still have your underwear.
{{L|Unknown person|''[knocks on Squidward's door]''}}
 
{{L|Squidward|What's this? Can it be? My lodge robes! I'm back in the lodge! I gotta try 'em on! ''[He comes out of his room, dressed in a chicken suit instead of a lodge robe]'' Huh? This can't be right! These aren't my cephalopod robes!}}
Brother Roger: (takes Sguidaward's underwear)
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|''[giggling. They are in chicken suits, too.]''}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|They sure aren't! They're your uniform for your new lodge! Welcome to the first official meeting of... The Feather Friends.}}
Squidward: No!
{{L|Squidward|Feather Friends?}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Somebody already had Feather Buddies.}}
SpongeBob: (covers his own eyes and Patrick's)
{{L|Patrick|Yeah. Those Feather Buddies better hope they don't run into us in a dark alley.}}
 
{{L|Squidward|''[growls, rips his chicken suit in half]'' I don't want to be a Feather Buddy!}}
Squidward: (pulls on his regular shirt) You can look now.
{{L|SpongeBob|Do you still wanna be a Feather Friend?}}
 
{{L|Squidward|''[growls]'' No.}}
SpongeBob: Don't you worry, Squidward. I'm sure if Paatrick and I just explain what happened, they're sure to let you back in.
{{L|SpongeBob|Aw... Squidward, I hadn't realized how special your lodge was to you. I'll get you back in that club. And I know just how to do it. ''[takes off his chicken suit]'' Everything we need is in this drawer. ''[pulls Squidward's sock out of the drawer]''}}
 
{{L|Squidward|A sock?}}
(knocks on Cephalopod Lodge door)
{{L|SpongeBob|Not just a sock, a disguise. Patrick and I will climb inside the sock and pretend to be a giant albino eel. We will then gain entrance to the lodge and frighten everyone inside. Once they're good and terrified, you, Squidward, will storm in, defeat that giant eel, and rescue all the lodge members. You'll be a hero, Squidward! They'll have to let you back in the lodge!}}
 
{{L|Patrick|Hm. It's genius. But I see one flaw in your plan.}}
Brother Roger: What is it? Oh, it’s you two.
{{L|Squidward|One flaw?}}
 
{{L|Patrick|That sock is way too small.}}
SpongeBob: We just came to explain that Squidward had no idea that we followed him to the lodge. So, it's not his fault.
{{L|SpongeBob|Yeah, it is. Time to break out the heavy artillery! ''[grabs a real-life giant sock]''}}
 
{{L|Patrick|That's what I'm talkin' about!}}
Patrick: Yeah. Not his fault.
{{L|''[Bubble transition to nighttime at the Cephalopod Lodge.]''}}
 
{{L|Albino eel (SpongeBob)|Okay, Squidward. Just give us five minutes and then do your stuff.}}
Brother Roger: Then who's fault was it?
{{L|Albino eel (SpongeBob and Patrick)|''[walk to the lodge]''}}
 
{{L|Squidward|Huh.}}
Patrick: Was it my fault?
{{L|French Narrator|5 minutes later...}}
 
{{L|Squidward|''[walks to the lodge]'' This is ridiculous. No one is dumb enough to believe SpongeBob and Patrick are a... a... giant albino eel!}}
SpongeBob: No, it wasn't your fault, Patrick.
{{L|Lodge members|''[screaming and running]''}}
 
{{L|Patrick|Roooo!}}
Patrick: Thanks, SpongeBob. And it wasn't your fault either.
{{L|SpongeBob|Roar!}}
 
{{L|Lodge members|''[screaming and running]''}}
Brother Roger: Well, if it wasn't your fault, and it wasn't Squidward's fault, who's fault was it?
{{L|Patrick|Roo!}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Roar!}}
Patrick: Uh...maybe it's your fault.
{{L|Squidward|Unbelievable.}}
 
{{L|Lodge member|Squidward!}}
Brother Roger: Squidward is never allowed in this lodge again!
{{L|Brother Roger|Look out!}}
 
{{L|Lodge member|There's a giant albino eel on the loose!}}
Squidward: SpongeBob! Are they letting me back in the lodge?!
{{L|Squidward|''[clears throat]'' Do not worry. I will save you. Be gone, foul beast, or, I will smite thee. ''[punches the sock twice]''}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|Oh! Oh, ow! Ow! Oof! ''[sock flattens and collapses]''}}
SpongeBob: No. You can't set foot in the lodge.
{{L|Lodge members|''[cheering]'' Squidward! Squidward! Squidward!}}
 
{{L|Squidward|''[laughing]''}}
Patrick: Ever!
{{L|Brother Roger|''[gives Squidward his hat and robes]''}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|''[cheering]''}}
Squidward: Oh. Now that you two have ruined the last good thing in my life,...I think I'll go slam my head in the door. Repeateatly.
{{L|SpongeBob|Way to go, Squidward.}}
 
{{L|Patrick|It works!}}
SpongeBob: Squidward, wait! I'm sorry we got you kicked out of your lodge. Is there anything I can do to make it up to you?
{{L|Lodge Members|''[growling]''}}
 
{{L|Squidward|''[chuckles nervously]'' Whoa! Whoo...!}}
Squidward: No. Why didn't you just make up your own dumb club instead of ruining mine?
{{L|SpongeBob, Patrick, and Squidward|''[get kicked out of lodge and they scream again]''}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Don't worry, Squidward. We still have the Feather Friends.}}
SpongeBob: That's it!!! (jumps on Squidward) Squidward! We'll make our own club! And it'll be so much better than that dumb old Cephalop-olaphapa Lodge! And you can be our leader! How great does that sound, O Mighty One?! Wanna join our club, Patrick?
{{L|Patrick|''[holds a jellyfish]'' But you'll have to pass the initiation again.}}
 
{{L|Squidward|''[screaming]''}}
Patrick: Dog-pile on Squidward!
{{L|''[Patrick grabs Squidward's tongue, so Squidward faces the screen. The screen then fades to black, and we can hear a sting. Squidward screams really loudly, ending the episode.]''}}
 
Squidward: Aaahhhh! (The three walk back home).
 
SpongeBob: Squidward, you're the lodge expert. What do we do first?
 
Squidward: Say good-bye. (enters his house)
 
SpongeBob and Patrick: Good-bye!
 
Squidward: Morons.
 
SpongeBob: (climbs in through Squidward's window) So anyway, Squidward, I was thinking we should be working on our secret lodge initiation.
 
Patrick: (falls through Squidward's window) Hey.
 
SpongeBob: Patrick and I have come up with a secret hand-shake.
 
Patrick: Secret!
 
SpongeBob: (claps hands over head)
 
 
SpongeBob and Patrick: Patty-cake, patty-cake, sailor man! Bake me a cake as fast...
 
Squidward: SpongeBob! That's not a secret hand-shake! Everybody knows Patty-cake!
 
SpongeBob: Not the way we do it.
 
Patrick: We don't use our pinkies.
 
Squidward: (pushes SpongeBob and Patrick out of his house) Out!!!!!!
 
Patrick: I don't think Squidward wants to join our lodge.
 
SpongeBob: Oh, sure he does. He just needs a little push. (knocks on Squidward's door)
 
Squidward: Oh, what now? I'm coming! What do you... Great. Must be one of SpongeBob's pranks.
 
SpongeBob: (traps Squidward in a light brown bag) Let's move. (SpongeBob and Patrick carry the bag away.)
 
They arrive at Jellyfish Fields.
 
SpongeBob: Okay, we can let him out now.
 
Squidward: Are you insane? You kidnapped me?
 
SpongeBob: Oh, we didn't kidnap you. We just brought you here for...
 
Patrick: Initiation.
 
Squidward: What? What kind of initiation?
 
SpongeBob: A very special initiation. (pulls a jellyfish out of his net)
 
Squidward: Oh, boy. Look at the time! Gotta run.
 
Patrick: (smashes Squidward to the ground)
 
SpongeBob: Would you care to go first, Brother Patrick?
 
Patrick: After you, Brother SpongeBob.
 
SpongeBob: (flicks the jellyfish and puts it on his tounge) Ow! Ooo, ooo! Ow! Brother Patrick.
 
Patrick: Brother SpongeBob. (slaps the jellyfish and puts it on his tounge) Aaahhhh! Brother Squidward. (pulls on Squidward's tounge and puts the jellyfish on it)
 
Squidward: (jumps into the air) Eee-aahhhhhhh!
 
The next morning, SpongeBob, Patrick, and Squidward are all back at home.
 
Unknown person: (knocks on Squidward's door)
 
Squidward: What's this? Can it be? My lodge robes! I'm back in the lodge! I gotta try 'em on! (He comes out of his room, dressed in a chicken suit) Huh? This can't be right! These aren't my cephalopod robes!
 
SpongeBob and Patrick: (giggling. They are in chicken suits, too.)
 
SpongeBob: They sure aren't. They're your uniform for your new lodge! Welcome to the first official meeting of...the Feather Friends.
 
Squidward: Feather Friends?
 
SpongeBob: Somebody already had Feather Buddies.
 
Patrick: Yeah. Those Feather Buddies better hope they don't run into us in a dark alley.
 
Squidward: Grrrr. (rips his chicken suit in half) I don't want to be a Feather Buddy!!!!
 
SpongeBob: Do you still wanna be a Feather Friend?
 
Squidward: Grrr...no.
 
SpongeBob: Aw...Squidward, I hadn't realized how special your lodge was to you. I'll get you back in that club. And I know just how to do it. (takes off his chicken suit) Everything we need is in this drawer. (pulls Squidward's sock out of the drawer)
 
Squidward: A sock?
 
SpongeBob: Not just a sock...a disguise. Patrick and I will climb inside the sock and pretend to be a giant albino eel. We will then gain entrance to the lodge, and frighten everyone inside. Once they're good and terrified, you, Squidward, will storm in, defeat that giant eel, and rescue all the lodge members. You'll be a hero, Squidward. They'll half to let you back in the lodge!
 
Patrick: Hm. It's genius. But, I see one flaw in your plan.
 
Squidward: One flaw?
 
Patrick: That sock is way too small.
 
SpongeBob: It is. Time to break out the heavy artillary. (grabs a giant sock)
 
Patrick: That's what I'm talkin' about!
 
It is night time at the Cephalopod Lodge.
 
Albino eel (SpongeBob): Okay, Squidward. Just give us five minutes and then do your stuff.
 
Albino eel (SpongeBob and Patrick): (walk to the lodge)
 
Squidward: Huh.
 
Narrator: 5 minutes later.......
 
Squidward: (walks to the lodge) This is ridiculous, No one is dumb enough to believe SpongeBob and Patrick are a..a....giant albino eel!
 
Lodge members: (screaming and running)
 
Albino eel (Patrick): Roooo!
 
Albino eel (SpongeBob): Roar!
 
Lodge members: (screaming and running)
 
Albino eel (Patrick): Roo!
 
Albino eel (SpongeBob): Roar!
 
Squidward: Unbelievable.
 
Lodge member: Squidward!
 
Brother Roger: Look out!
 
Lodge member: There's a giant abino eel on the loose!
 
Squidward: (clears throat) Do not worry. I will save you. Be gone, foul beast, or, I will smite thee. (punches the sock twice)
 
Albino eel (SpongeBob and Patrick): Oh! Oh, ow! Ow! Oof! (sock flattens and collapses)
 
Lodge members: (cheering) Squidward! Squidward! Squidward!
 
Squidward: (laughing)
 
Brother Roger: (gives Squidward his hat and robes)
 
SpongeBob and Patrick: (cheering)
 
SpongeBob: Way to go, Squidward.
 
Patrick: It works!
 
Squidward: Whoa!
 
SpongeBob, Patrick, and Squidward: (get kicked out of lodge)
 
SpongeBob: Don't worry, Squidward. We still have the Feather Friends.
 
Patrick: But you'll have to pass the initiation again.
 
Squidward: Aaah! Aaaaahhhh!! Aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!!!
 
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