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{{EpisodeTranscript}}{{L|''[The episode begins at SpongeBob's house. SpongeBob is reading a catalog with his snail, Gary.]''}} | {{EpisodeTranscript}} | ||
{{L|''[The episode begins at SpongeBob's house. SpongeBob is reading a catalog with his snail, Gary.]''}} | |||
{{L|SpongeBob|Ooh, take a look a this, Gare Bear. Found a slime ball in your shoe? Even purebred snails call fall victim to the scourge of slime balls. ''[puts the catalog on the table and flips his glasses in his head]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Ooh, take a look a this, Gare Bear. Found a slime ball in your shoe? Even purebred snails call fall victim to the scourge of slime balls. ''[puts the catalog on the table and flips his glasses in his head]''}} | ||
{{L|''[Gary hacks and spits out a slime ball. SpongeBob catches the slime ball with a catcher's mitt.]''}} | {{L|''[Gary hacks and spits out a slime ball. SpongeBob catches the slime ball with a catcher's mitt.]''}} | ||
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{{L|''[SpongeBob goes to put the leash on Gary. But Gary backs away. SpongeBob tries again, but fails. Then the two start a brawl, which ended with SpongeBob getting tangled in the leash.]''}} | {{L|''[SpongeBob goes to put the leash on Gary. But Gary backs away. SpongeBob tries again, but fails. Then the two start a brawl, which ended with SpongeBob getting tangled in the leash.]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Okay, no walkies. ''[pulls the leash off]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Okay, no walkies. ''[pulls the leash off]''}} | ||
{{L|Gary|''Meows angrily then kicks SpongeBob to their catalog table.''}} | {{L|Gary|''[Meows angrily then kicks SpongeBob to their catalog table.]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, if only you could talk like a real person. ''[Gary points at something in the catalog]'' Huh? Ooh! ''[reads]'' "The chatterbox translation collar? Know what your best friend is saying!" A snail translator! That's a great idea, Gary. ''[picks up the phone and calls the chatterbox | {{L|SpongeBob|Oh, if only you could talk like a real person. ''[Gary points at something in the catalog]'' Huh? Ooh! ''[reads]'' "The chatterbox translation collar? Know what your best friend is saying!" A snail translator! That's a great idea, Gary. ''[picks up the phone and calls the chatterbox saleswoman]''}} | ||
{{L|Chatterbox salesperson|''[filing her nails]'' Chatterbox order line.}} | {{L|Chatterbox salesperson|''[filing her nails]'' Chatterbox order line.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Hello, yes, could you please send me one chatterbox snail collar?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Hello, yes, could you please send me one chatterbox snail collar?}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, here we go. ''[puts the collar on Gary's shell]'' Okay, Gary, speak to me!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Oh, here we go. ''[puts the collar on Gary's shell]'' Okay, Gary, speak to me!}} | ||
{{L|Gary|Meooooo-ow?}} | {{L|Gary|Meooooo-ow?}} | ||
{{L|Gary's collar|Check, check. ''[Gary meows]'' One, two. Ah, that's more like it. Hello, there, Papa Bob.}} | {{L|Gary's collar|Check, check. ''[Gary meows in surprise]'' One, two. Ah, that's more like it. Hello, there, Papa Bob.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[tears up]'' Papa Bob. Oh! Oh, Gary, now you can express you innermost thoughts in language I can understand. ''[holds up diary]'' I have so many questions.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[tears up]'' Papa Bob. Oh! Oh, Gary, now you can express you innermost thoughts in language I can understand. ''[holds up diary]'' I have so many questions.}} | ||
{{L|Gary's collar| | {{L|Gary|Meow.}} | ||
{{L|Gary's collar|Lay 'em on me, Papa Bob.}} | |||
{{L|SpongeBob|What do you dream about?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|What do you dream about?}} | ||
{{L|''[As Gary explains, he is shown flying in the sky with jellyfish.]''}} | {{L|''[As Gary explains, he is shown flying in the sky with jellyfish.]''}} | ||
{{L|Gary's collar| | {{L|Gary|Meow.}} | ||
{{L|Gary's collar|Mostly, I dream of flying above it all...}} | |||
{{L|SpongeBob|Aww, that's sweet.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Aww, that's sweet.}} | ||
{{L|Gary's collar|While I breathe fiery destruction upon my enemies.}} | {{L|Gary's collar|While I breathe fiery destruction upon my enemies.}} | ||
{{L|''[Gary breathes fire on the town of Bikini Bottom and the townspeople scream and run in terror. The vision ends and SpongeBob gets very scared.]''}} | {{L|''[Gary breathes fire on the town of Bikini Bottom and the townspeople scream and run in terror. The vision ends and SpongeBob gets very scared.]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[gulps]'' Hey, if you're gonna dream, dream big, right? ''[clears throat]'' Let's move on to question two, shall we? What are your long-term goals?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[gulps]'' Hey, if you're gonna dream, dream big, right? ''[clears throat]'' Let's move on to question two, shall we? What are your long-term goals?}} | ||
{{L|Gary's collar| | {{L|Gary|Meow.}} | ||
{{L|Gary's collar|To finish restoring my hotrod.}} | |||
{{L|''[Gary's hotrod is shown sputtering and firing up its engines. One tail pipe falls off.]''}} | {{L|''[Gary's hotrod is shown sputtering and firing up its engines. One tail pipe falls off.]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Yeah, you need to get on that. But what I really want to know is, ''[turns upside-down and shakes his butt]'' how do I look in these pants?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Yeah, you need to get on that. But what I really want to know is, ''[turns upside-down and shakes his butt]'' how do I look in these pants?}} | ||
{{L|''[Gary's eyes look squared until he shakes his head.]''}} | {{L|''[Gary's eyes look squared until he shakes his head.]''}} | ||
{{L|Gary's collar| | {{L|Gary|Meow.}} | ||
{{L|Gary's collar|They really bring out the sharp corners of your buttocks.}} | |||
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, Gary, you flatterer. Come on, Gare, let's show Patrick your new voice. ''[meets up with Patrick outside]'' Oh, Patrick, I have got a surprise for you! ''[laughs]'' Say hello to Gary.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Oh, Gary, you flatterer. Come on, Gare, let's show Patrick your new voice. ''[meets up with Patrick outside]'' Oh, Patrick, I have got a surprise for you! ''[laughs]'' Say hello to Gary.}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|''[shakes Gary's eyestalk]'' Hello, Gary.}} | {{L|Patrick|''[shakes Gary's eyestalk]'' Hello, Gary.}} | ||
{{L|Gary's collar| | {{L|Gary|Meow.}} | ||
{{L|Gary's collar|Hello, stinky man.}} | |||
{{L|Patrick|Hmm? Hmm. ''[smells his really stinky armpit and his head melts]'' Phew! Ooh, you're right, Gary, I am ripe! ''[grabs a trashcan and dumps garbage onto himself]'' Ah, much better.}} | {{L|Patrick|Hmm? Hmm. ''[smells his really stinky armpit and his head melts]'' Phew! Ooh, you're right, Gary, I am ripe! ''[grabs a trashcan and dumps garbage onto himself]'' Ah, much better.}} | ||
{{L|Gary's collar|''[Gary sniffs and meows]'' Delightfully disgusting.}} | {{L|Gary's collar|''[Gary sniffs and meows]'' Delightfully disgusting.}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, not to me. ''[holds up Gary]'' To Gary.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Oh, not to me. ''[holds up Gary]'' To Gary.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Oh, good grief. SpongeBob, Gary can't talk. He's a snail!}} | {{L|Squidward|Oh, good grief. SpongeBob, Gary can't talk. He's a snail!}} | ||
{{L|Gary's collar| | {{L|Gary|Meow.}} | ||
{{L|Gary's collar|Greetings and salutations, grouchy man.}} | |||
{{L|Squidward|Wha-ha?}} | {{L|Squidward|Wha-ha?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|I bought Gary the new pet translator collar.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|I bought Gary the new pet translator collar.}} | ||
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{{L|Squidward|Good night. ''[slides down the wall with his suction cups and sneaks up on a sleeping Gary]'' Now, let's see if SpongeBob still wants you to talk after tonight. ''[steals the translator collar, takes out a fake one with a walkie-talkie on it, and slips it on to Gary's shell]''}} | {{L|Squidward|Good night. ''[slides down the wall with his suction cups and sneaks up on a sleeping Gary]'' Now, let's see if SpongeBob still wants you to talk after tonight. ''[steals the translator collar, takes out a fake one with a walkie-talkie on it, and slips it on to Gary's shell]''}} | ||
{{L|''[Squidward snickers evilly and exits SpongeBob's room through the window. As he gets to the ground, he steps on a rake and gets smacked in the face with it.]''}} | {{L|''[Squidward snickers evilly and exits SpongeBob's room through the window. As he gets to the ground, he steps on a rake and gets smacked in the face with it.]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|''[screams and pulls the rake off his face]'' Stupid rake! ''[speaks through walkie-talkie]'' Oh, Papa Bob. ''[clears throat]'' No, no, no. ''[clears throat and talks in a deep | {{L|Squidward|''[screams and pulls the rake off his face]'' Stupid rake! ''[speaks through walkie-talkie]'' Oh, Papa Bob. ''[clears throat]'' No, no, no. ''[clears throat and talks in a deep smooth voice]'' Oh, Papa Bob. ''[Gary's still sleeping]'' I'm thirsty.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[moans; not realizing Gary is not meowing to activate]'' At this hour? All right, I'll get you some water. ''[slides off his bed and rolls to the bathroom; then comes back with a glass of water]'' Here you go, buddy, one water. ''[places it in Gary's bowl and prepares to go back to bed]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[moans; not realizing Gary is not meowing to activate]'' At this hour? All right, I'll get you some water. ''[slides off his bed and rolls to the bathroom; then comes back with a glass of water]'' Here you go, buddy, one water. ''[places it in Gary's bowl and prepares to go back to bed]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|''[in deep | {{L|Squidward|''[in deep smooth voice through walkie-talkie]'' I want to go to the park.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Huh? Oh, sure. No problem, Gary. ''[yelps as he tries to stay awake]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Huh? Oh, sure. No problem, Gary. ''[yelps as he tries to stay awake]''}} | ||
{{L|''[SpongeBob falls over, puts Gary on his back and slithers to the front door. Bubble transition to moments later, as SpongeBob and Gary, still half-asleep, comes back from their walk.]''}} | {{L|''[SpongeBob falls over, puts Gary on his back and slithers to the front door. Bubble transition to moments later, as SpongeBob and Gary, still half-asleep, comes back from their walk.]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Well, that was fun. ''[puts Gary in his bed and prepares himself to go to sleep]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Well, that was fun. ''[puts Gary in his bed and prepares himself to go to sleep]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|''[in deep | {{L|Squidward|''[in deep smooth voice through walkie-talkie]'' My bed is too lumpy.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|All right, then. ''[slips off his bed again and picks up Gary]'' Here, Gary, take my bed, hmm? ''[puts Gary on his bed and goes to sleep on the floor]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|All right, then. ''[slips off his bed again and picks up Gary]'' Here, Gary, take my bed, hmm? ''[puts Gary on his bed and goes to sleep on the floor]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|''[in deep | {{L|Squidward|''[in deep smooth voice through walkie-talkie]'' Papa Bob, it's hot in here. ''[snickers]''}} | ||
{{L|''[SpongeBob opens his bedroom window.]''}} | {{L|''[SpongeBob opens his bedroom window.]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|''[in deep | {{L|Squidward|''[in deep smooth voice through walkie-talkie]'' Still too stuffy.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Still too— ''[takes out a sledgehammer and pounds a hole on the wall; the wind blows in]'' How's that, Gary?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Still too— ''[takes out a sledgehammer and pounds a hole on the wall; the wind blows in]'' How's that, Gary?}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|''[in deep | {{L|Squidward|''[in deep smooth voice through walkie-talkie]'' The view is so much nicer a block away.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Okay, okay.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Okay, okay.}} | ||
{{L|''[Bubble transition to SpongeBob lifting his house up with a jackscrew and putting wheels on it.]''}} | {{L|''[Bubble transition to SpongeBob lifting his house up with a jackscrew and putting wheels on it.]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|This should get things rolling. ''[kicks the jackscrew out from under the house and pushes it out onto the road]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|This should get things rolling. ''[kicks the jackscrew out from under the house and pushes it out onto the road]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|''[in deep | {{L|Squidward|''[in deep smooth voice through walkie-talkie]'' Keep going. Just a little more. ''[snickers and looks through binoculars]'' Perfect.}} | ||
{{L|''[SpongeBob stops on a hill and is completely exhausted.]''}} | {{L|''[SpongeBob stops on a hill and is completely exhausted.]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[gasps as he sees a comet flying across the sky]'' You're right, Gary. The view is nicer over here. Gary? ''[sees his house rolling down the hill]'' Gary! ''[screams]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[gasps as he sees a comet flying across the sky]'' You're right, Gary. The view is nicer over here. Gary? ''[sees his house rolling down the hill]'' Gary! ''[screams]''}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|Aww, now where are we gonna sleep? ''[sobs]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Aww, now where are we gonna sleep? ''[sobs]''}} | ||
{{L|''[Squidward snicks as he pulls up a brick wall.]''}} | {{L|''[Squidward snicks as he pulls up a brick wall.]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|''[in deep | {{L|Squidward|''[in deep smooth voice through walkie-talkie]'' You could always live in a hole, like that idiot sea star.}} | ||
{{L|''[As SpongeBob continues to cry, Gary discovers the fake collar on his shell. He looks around.]''}} | {{L|''[As SpongeBob continues to cry, Gary discovers the fake collar on his shell. He looks around.]''}} | ||
{{L|Gary|Meow?}} | {{L|Gary|Meow?}} | ||
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{{L|Gary|''[through walkie-talkie]'' Meow.}} | {{L|Gary|''[through walkie-talkie]'' Meow.}} | ||
{{L|''[Gary continues to meow through the walkie-talkie in Squidward's body until it attracts the attention of a pedestrian with his worm. The worm growls, barks and runs over to Squidward.]''}} | {{L|''[Gary continues to meow through the walkie-talkie in Squidward's body until it attracts the attention of a pedestrian with his worm. The worm growls, barks and runs over to Squidward.]''}} | ||
{{L| | {{L|Incidental 41|Hey!}} | ||
{{L|''[Squidward becomes scared and runs away as Gary meows through the walkie-talkie in Squidward's body.]''}} | {{L|''[Squidward becomes scared and runs away as Gary meows through the walkie-talkie in Squidward's body.]''}} | ||
{{L| | {{L|Incidental 41|Hey! Come back with my worm!}} | ||
{{L|''[Squidward runs into the pet park with several angry worms following after him. As Gary continues to meow through the walkie-talkie in Squidward's body, Squidward gets himself cornered by the worms. Gary hisses through the walkie-talkie in Squidward's body. All of the worms pile up on Squidward and begin to maul on him.]''}} | {{L|''[Squidward runs into the pet park with several angry worms following after him. As Gary continues to meow through the walkie-talkie in Squidward's body, Squidward gets himself cornered by the worms. Gary hisses through the walkie-talkie in Squidward's body. All of the worms pile up on Squidward and begin to maul on him.]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Aww, looks like Squidward wants a pet of his own to talk to.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Aww, looks like Squidward wants a pet of his own to talk to.}} | ||
{{L|Gary|''[deep | {{L|Gary|''[deep smooth voice]'' Meow. ''[laughs and smiles at the audience as the episode ends]''}} | ||
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