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{{L|''[The episode begins at the Krusty Krab. The customers are crowding in front of the little window. Bubble Bass is sitting on Squidward and Squidward struggles to free himself from the bottom.]''}} | {{L|''[The episode begins at the Krusty Krab. The customers are crowding in front of the little window. Bubble Bass is sitting on Squidward and Squidward struggles to free himself from the bottom.]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|''[grunts as he tries to free himself]'' You people are proof that evolution can | {{L|Squidward|''[grunts as he tries to free himself]'' You people are proof that evolution can go in reverse!}} | ||
{{L|Customers|Shh!}} | {{L|Customers|Shh!}} | ||
{{L|''[The customers watch as SpongeBob juggles the Krabby Patties and roll them onto the grill. Three patties remain spinning until SpongeBob "shoots" them flat like shooting a gun.]''}} | {{L|''[The customers watch as SpongeBob juggles the Krabby Patties and roll them onto the grill. Three patties remain spinning until SpongeBob "shoots" them flat like shooting a gun.]''}} | ||
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{{L|Squidward|''[gets stepped on by Mr. Krabs]'' Ow!}} | {{L|Squidward|''[gets stepped on by Mr. Krabs]'' Ow!}} | ||
{{L|''[Mr. Krabs climbs onto the customers and take a peak in the kitchen. SpongeBob is spraying ketchup and mustard on the buns.]''}} | {{L|''[Mr. Krabs climbs onto the customers and take a peak in the kitchen. SpongeBob is spraying ketchup and mustard on the buns.]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Hmm. Well, he's not exactly maximerizing his worktime with those flourishes. But, boy, does that boy-o have talent | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Hmm. Well, he's not exactly maximerizing his worktime with those flourishes. But, boy, does that boy-o have talent. ''[his eyes become light bulbs with dollar signs on them; he turns them on with his nose]'' Ding! ''[climbs down and grabs a mallet]'' And talent equals money!}} | ||
{{L|''[The customers turn and run as they see Mr. Krabs preparing to smash a hole in the wall. Squidward screams and runs away as well. Mr. Krabs smashes the wall really hard and makes a massive hole between the kitchen and the dining room. SpongeBob finishes his juggling act and turns around. He becomes startled to see the massive hole Mr. Krabs made.]''}} | {{L|''[The customers turn and run as they see Mr. Krabs preparing to smash a hole in the wall. Squidward screams and runs away as well. Mr. Krabs smashes the wall really hard and makes a massive hole between the kitchen and the dining room. SpongeBob finishes his juggling act and turns around. He becomes startled to see the massive hole Mr. Krabs made.]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|I have | {{L|SpongeBob|I have X-ray vision! I can see through walls!}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Calm your waters, lad. I just knocked it down.}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Calm your waters, lad. I just knocked it down.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[jibbers]'' Why'd you do that?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[jibbers]'' Why'd you do that?}} | ||
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|There he is! ''[flicks SpongeBob's hat off and gives him a toque]'' ChefBob! ''[grabs SpongeBob and closes the closet with his foot]'' Me little star! ''[pushes SpongeBob to the grill]'' Break a leg. Break two legs.}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|There he is! ''[flicks SpongeBob's hat off and gives him a toque]'' ChefBob! ''[grabs SpongeBob and closes the closet with his foot]'' Me little star! ''[pushes SpongeBob to the grill]'' Break a leg. Break two legs.}} | ||
{{L|Fred|''[holds up his leg]'' My leg!}} | {{L|Fred|''[holds up his leg]'' My leg!}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Shut up, Fred! Ta-da! Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da!}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Shut up, Fred! ''[makes his leave]'' Ta-da! Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da!}} | ||
{{L|''[The customers cheer. SpongeBob is really nervous and unsure about this open kitchen business. He grabs a patty and he wipes the sweat off his head.]''}} | {{L|''[The customers cheer. SpongeBob is really nervous and unsure about this open kitchen business. He grabs a patty and he wipes the sweat off his head.]''}} | ||
{{L|Customers|Ooh!}} | {{L|Customers|Ooh!}} | ||
{{L|''[SpongeBob puts the patty onto the grill, but | {{L|''[SpongeBob puts the patty onto the grill, but accidentally burns it. He grabs a bun filled with mustard and puts the burnt patty on it. He puts his shoe and a bar of soap on the patty. SpongeBob presents it and the customers seem confused.]''}} | ||
{{L|Harold Reginald|What?}} | {{L|Harold Reginald|What?}} | ||
{{L|''[Now Mr. Krabs is getting a little nervous, but keeps his cool by smiling.]''}} | {{L|''[Now Mr. Krabs is getting a little nervous, but keeps his cool by smiling.]''}} | ||
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{{L|''[The customers shrug in confusion. The couldn't figure out how to respond to it. One customer was gnawing on his hand.]''}} | {{L|''[The customers shrug in confusion. The couldn't figure out how to respond to it. One customer was gnawing on his hand.]''}} | ||
{{L|Dave|I guess I am.}} | {{L|Dave|I guess I am.}} | ||
{{L|ChefBob|Welcome, welcome to my job | {{L|ChefBob|Welcome, welcome to my job in the kitchen of ChefBob! I cook and dance, I wear square pants, cooking for this hungry mob! ''[singsong]'' Your order, please!}} | ||
{{L|''[The customers cheer and SpongeBob is happy.]''}} | {{L|''[The customers cheer and SpongeBob is happy.]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[rubs his claws together]'' The little ChefBob is a sensation.}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[rubs his claws together]'' The little ChefBob is a sensation.}} | ||
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{{L|Clay|''[looks at his watch]'' Oh-ho! Look at the time. I gotta get home and get my beauty sleep.}} | {{L|Clay|''[looks at his watch]'' Oh-ho! Look at the time. I gotta get home and get my beauty sleep.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Oh, what died on that guy's neck? Oh, it's his head.}} | {{L|Squidward|Oh, what died on that guy's neck? Oh, it's his head.}} | ||
{{L|''[Squidward's insult was | {{L|''[Squidward's insult was accidentally heard out loud by ChefBob.]''}} | ||
{{L|ChefBob|Huh?}} | {{L|ChefBob|Huh?}} | ||
{{L|''[ChefBob comes up with an idea. He thinks that he could use insults to make himself popular. He slides over to Clay just as he was about to leave.]''}} | {{L|''[ChefBob comes up with an idea. He thinks that he could use insults to make himself popular. He slides over to Clay just as he was about to leave.]''}} | ||
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|Ah, what's this, here?}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Ah, what's this, here?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Sorry, Mr. Krabs. It's a list of things ChefBob needs for his little dressing room.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Sorry, Mr. Krabs. It's a list of things ChefBob needs for his little dressing room.}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Oh-ho, does he? ''[reads the list]'' "Fresh cut seaweed." ''[his smile turns upside-down]'' "A | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Oh-ho, does he? ''[reads the list]'' "Fresh cut seaweed." ''[his smile turns upside-down]'' "A manicurist for SpongeBob's puppet hand?" What? ''[gets angry]'' "A bigger dressing room?"}} | ||
{{L|ChefBob|In the meantime, we'll just take over your office, Blubber Boy.}} | {{L|ChefBob|In the meantime, we'll just take over your office, Blubber Boy.}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Blubber Boy?! ''[his belly blubbers; he lowers his shirt and rips up the paper]'' No way! ''[stomps the paper bits on the ground]''}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Blubber Boy?! ''[his belly blubbers; he lowers his shirt and rips up the paper]'' No way! ''[stomps the paper bits on the ground]''}} | ||
{{L|ChefBob|''[grabs Mr. Krabs]'' What's the matter, Krabs? ''[flicks his nose]'' You don't like money? ''[whacks Mr. Krabs in the face with money]''}} | {{L|ChefBob|''[grabs Mr. Krabs]'' What's the matter, Krabs? ''[flicks his nose]'' You don't like money? ''[whacks Mr. Krabs in the face with money]''}} | ||
{{L|''[Mr. Krabs takes the money and puts them in the bag.]''}} | {{L|''[Mr. Krabs takes the money and puts them in the bag.]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[weepy]'' | {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[weepy]'' What?... Of course I like money. The office will be ready in five minutes. ''[leaves]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|ChefBob, I think your insults are mean and hurtful. What do you say we just go back to the Krabby Patty routines, huh?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|ChefBob, I think your insults are mean and hurtful. What do you say we just go back to the Krabby Patty routines, huh?}} | ||
{{L|ChefBob|Need I remind you that my insults pay your salary | {{L|ChefBob|Need I remind you that my insults pay your salary?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Yes, sir. I mean no, sir.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Yes, sir. I mean, no, sir.}} | ||
{{L|''[SpongeBob and ChefBob leave the closet.]''}} | {{L|''[SpongeBob and ChefBob leave the closet.]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|ChefBob, you stole my line! I do all the insults around here!}} | {{L|Squidward|ChefBob, you stole my line! I do all the insults around here!}} | ||
{{L|ChefBob|''[grabs Squidward's hand]'' Oh, I am so sorry, Squidward. You're absolutely right.}} | {{L|ChefBob|''[grabs Squidward's hand]'' Oh, I am so sorry, Squidward. You're absolutely right.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Um, oh, well, uh, thank you. It's—it's—it's really not such a big deal.}} | {{L|Squidward|Um, oh, well, uh, thank you. It's—it's—it's really not such a big deal.}} | ||
{{L|ChefBob|Let me make it up to ya! ''[grabs Squidward and drags him and SpongeBob outside]'' Hi, everybody! I'd like to introduce you to a very good friend of mine | {{L|ChefBob|Let me make it up to ya! ''[grabs Squidward and drags him and SpongeBob outside]'' Hi, everybody! I'd like to introduce you to a very good friend of mine: Squidward Tentacles!}} | ||
{{L|''[The customers cheer.]''}} | {{L|''[The customers cheer.]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Huh? Oh, no. Please, please, you're to—you're too kind.}} | {{L|Squidward|Huh? Oh, no. Please, please, you're to—you're too kind.}} | ||
{{L|ChefBob|I was gonna ask Squidward how old he was, but then I remembered he can't | {{L|ChefBob|I was gonna ask Squidward how old he was, but then I remembered he can't count that high!}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|''[dumbfounded]'' Huh?}} | {{L|Squidward|''[dumbfounded]'' Huh?}} | ||
{{L|''[ChefBob sprays water in Squidward's eye and the customers laugh at his humiliation. Squidward shrinks down nervously and pops.]''}} | {{L|''[ChefBob sprays water in Squidward's eye and the customers laugh at his humiliation. Squidward shrinks down nervously and pops.]''}} | ||
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{{L|ChefBob|No, no! ''[grabs the lever but gets flushed down the toilet]''}} | {{L|ChefBob|No, no! ''[grabs the lever but gets flushed down the toilet]''}} | ||
{{L|''[The customers become worried now that SpongeBob and ChefBob are flushed. In the kitchen, SpongeBob and ChefBob emerge from the sink and crash into a box of spatulas. SpongeBob and ChefBob engage in a spatula sword fight.]''}} | {{L|''[The customers become worried now that SpongeBob and ChefBob are flushed. In the kitchen, SpongeBob and ChefBob emerge from the sink and crash into a box of spatulas. SpongeBob and ChefBob engage in a spatula sword fight.]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob| | {{L|SpongeBob|En garde!}} | ||
{{L|''[SpongeBob and ChefBob fight each other with all their might. They exit the kitchen and continue their fight in the dining room while the customers watch. ChefBob removes the spatula from SpongeBob's grasp and goes to finish him. SpongeBob holds his ground and keeps ChefBob's spatula from hitting him. ChefBob cackles evilly as if he was about to win. Just as ChefBob was about to deliver the final blow, SpongeBob lifts ChefBob, grabs the spatula with his teeth, and throws it onto a poster in the wall. SpongeBob hops in the boat, opens the cash register and slams the drawer onto ChefBob. The customers gasp in fright and realize that SpongeBob and ChefBob's battle is not part of the act and is not funny at all. The parent and the child cry at the sight. The customers become disgusted with this and they leave the restaurant just as SpongeBob | {{L|''[SpongeBob and ChefBob fight each other with all their might. They exit the kitchen and continue their fight in the dining room while the customers watch. ChefBob removes the spatula from SpongeBob's grasp and goes to finish him. SpongeBob holds his ground and keeps ChefBob's spatula from hitting him. ChefBob cackles evilly as if he was about to win. Just as ChefBob was about to deliver the final blow, SpongeBob lifts ChefBob, grabs the spatula with his teeth, and throws it onto a poster in the wall. SpongeBob hops in the boat, opens the cash register and slams the drawer onto ChefBob. The customers gasp in fright and realize that SpongeBob and ChefBob's battle is not part of the act and is not funny at all. The parent and the child cry at the sight. The customers become disgusted with this and they leave the restaurant just as SpongeBob collapses from exhaustion.]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Me customers! ''[gets angry and walks over to ChefBob, who's punching SpongeBob]'' Alright, enough of this. ''[grabs ChefBob off of SpongeBob's hand and holds up a hand puppet version of himself]''}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Me customers! ''[gets angry and walks over to ChefBob, who's punching SpongeBob]'' Alright, enough of this. ''[grabs ChefBob off of SpongeBob's hand and holds up a hand puppet version of himself]''}} | ||
{{L|Hand puppet Mr. Krabs|ChefBob, you are hereby fired! ''[punches ChefBob to the floor]'' Mr. Squidward, will you do the honors?}} | {{L|Hand puppet Mr. Krabs|ChefBob, you are hereby fired! ''[punches ChefBob to the floor]'' Mr. Squidward, will you do the honors?}} | ||
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{{L|''[SpongeBob, Squidward, and Mr. Krabs all share a laugh together.]''}} | {{L|''[SpongeBob, Squidward, and Mr. Krabs all share a laugh together.]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Ow.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Ow.}} | ||
{{L|''[The scene changes to the next day. | {{L|''[The scene changes to the next day. Squidward screams at something on the television.]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob | {{L|SpongeBob|''[overlapping]'' What is it, Squidward?}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[overlapping]'' What is it, Mr. Squidward?}} | |||
{{L|Squidward|It's—it's alive! ''[points to the television]''}} | {{L|Squidward|It's—it's alive! ''[points to the television]''}} | ||
{{L|TV Announcer|And now, it's time for the ChefBob Cooking with Insults Show! And here's your host, ChefBob!}} | {{L|TV Announcer|And now, it's time for the ChefBob Cooking with Insults Show! And here's your host, ChefBob!}} | ||
{{L|ChefBob| | {{L|ChefBob|Hi, everybody! Who's hungry?}} | ||
{{L|''[The live action audience cheers.]''}} | {{L|''[The live action audience cheers.]''}} | ||
{{L|ChefBob|Alright. Roses are red, violets are blue, I was born pretty, what happened to you?}} | {{L|ChefBob|Alright. Roses are red, violets are blue, I was born pretty, what happened to you?}} | ||
{{L|''[The live action audience | {{L|''[The live action audience cheer once more.]''}} | ||
{{L|ChefBob|Yay, yeah! Yay, yeah!}} | {{L|ChefBob|Yay, yeah! Yay, yeah!}} | ||
{{L|''[SpongeBob, Squidward and Mr. Krabs are completely shocked and they all faint to the floor. The curtains close and the words "The End" appear on the screen, ending the episode.]''}} | {{L|''[SpongeBob, Squidward and Mr. Krabs are completely shocked and they all faint to the floor. The curtains close and the words "The End" appear on the screen, ending the episode.]''}} | ||
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