Chocolate with Nuts/transcript: Difference between revisions

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 {{EpisodeTranscript}}
-{{L|''[SpongeBob is sitting inside of his mailbox, happily humming. He checks his watch. The Mailfish arrives, opens the mailbox, and SpongeBob suddenly pops out.]''}}
+{{L|''[SpongeBob is sitting inside of his mailbox, happily humming. He checks his watch. Incidental 154 arrives, opens the mailbox, and SpongeBob suddenly pops out.]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Hi, mailman!}}
-{{L|''[Mailfish drops his mail, screams in terror, and runs away.]''}}
+{{L|''[Incidental 154 drops his mail, screams in terror, and runs away.]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Okay, ''[gets out of the mailbox]'' see you tomorrow!}}
 {{L|Patrick|''[walks up]'' Hey, the mail's here! What did you get?}}
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 {{L|''[SpongeBob and Patrick walk up to a house.]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Okay, Patrick, this is it! The first step on our road to living fancy! Just follow my lead.}}
-{{L|''[SpongeBob runs up and knocks on the door. Tom opens the door.]''}}
+{{L|''[SpongeBob runs up and knocks on the door. Incidental 6 opens the door.]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Good afternoon, sir, could we interest you in some ''[holds up a chocolate bar]'' chocolate?}}
 {{L|Tom|Chocolate? Did you say, chocolate?}}
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 {{L|Incidental 49|Oh, what can I do for you two nice young men?}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|We're selling chocolate bars. Would you like to buy one?}}
-{{L|Incidental 49|That sounds heavenly! I'll take one.}}
+{{L|Incidental 49|That sounds heavenly! I'll take one!}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|One chocolate bar, coming up! ''[opens up a bag, only to find another bag]'' Huh? Eh... Huh? Huh? Uh, uh, uh... ''[attempts to pull out a chocolate bar, but keeps pulling more bags, while Patrick is zipping and unzipping his pants]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|I know they're in here somewhere!}}
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 {{L|Tom|Chocolate!}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|—lady.}}
-{{L|Tom|Chocolate! Chocolate! Chocolate! ''[He chases SpongeBob and Patrick.]''}}
+{{L|Tom|Chocolate! Chocolate! Chocolate! ''[He chases SpongeBob and Patrick as the chocolates fly out of the latter two's bags and run for their lives.]''}}
 {{L|''[Bubble transition to SpongeBob and Patrick sitting in a diner.]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|We're not doing so well, Patrick. We need a new approach, a new tactic.}}
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 {{L|Patrick|The kill!}}
 {{L|''[SpongeBob uses the doorbell. Mary answers.]''}}
-{{L|Mary|Yes?}}
+{{L|Incidental 87|Yes?}}
 {{L|''[Cut to SpongeBob and Patrick.]''}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Hello, young lady. ''[winks at Patrick, who chuckles]'' We're selling chocolate. ''[gets a closer look at Mom]'' Is your mother home?}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Hello, young lady. ''[winks at Patrick, who chuckles]'' We're selling chocolate. ''[gets a closer look at Baby Prunes]'' Is your mother home?}}
-{{L|''[Cut to Mary.]''}}
+{{L|''[Cut to Incidental 87.]''}}
 {{L|Mary|Mom!}}
-{{L|Mom|''[enters from the right side of the house in a wheelchair. She is seen shriveled up to the point where she appears to be merely a head and a spine]'' What, what, what's all the yelling?}}
+{{L|Baby Prunes|''[enters from the right side of the house in a wheelchair. She is seen shriveled up to the point where she appears to be merely a head and a spine]'' What, what, what's all the yelling?}}
 {{L|''[Cut to SpongeBob and Patrick who have stunned looks on their faces. Cut back to mom.]''}}
-{{L|Mom|You just can't wait for me to die, can you?}}
+{{L|Baby Prunes|You just can't wait for me to die, can you?}}
 {{L|''[Cut to SpongeBob and Patrick.]''}}
-{{L|Mary|They're selling chocolate.}}
+{{L|Incidental 87|They're selling chocolate.}}
-{{L|Mom|Chocolate?}}
+{{L|Baby Prunes|Chocolate?}}
-{{L|Mary|Yeah!}}
+{{L|Incidental 87|Yeah!}}
-{{L|''[Cut to Mary and her mom.]''}}
+{{L|''[Cut to Incidental 87 and Baby Prunes.]''}}
-{{L|Mom|What, what are they selling?}}
+{{L|Baby Prunes|What, what are they selling?}}
-{{L|Mary|Chocolates!}}
+{{L|Incidental 87|Chocolates!}}
-{{L|Mom|What?}}
+{{L|Baby Prunes|What?}}
-{{L|Mary|Chocolates!}}
+{{L|Incidental 87|Chocolates!}}
-{{L|Mom|I can't hear you!}}
+{{L|Baby Prunes|I can't hear you!}}
-{{L|Mary|They're selling chocolates!}}
+{{L|Incidental 87|They're selling chocolates!}}
-{{L|Mom|They're selling chocolate?}}
+{{L|Baby Prunes|They're selling chocolate?}}
-{{L|Mary|Yeah!}}
+{{L|Incidental 87|Yeah!}}
 {{L|''[Cut to a close-up of mom smiling.]''}}
-{{L|Mom|Chocolate. I remember when they first invented chocolate. Sweet, sweet chocolate.}}
+{{L|Baby Prunes|Chocolate. I remember when they first invented chocolate. Sweet, sweet chocolate.}}
-{{L|''[Cut back to view Mary and her mom.]''}}
+{{L|''[Cut back to view Incidental 87 and Baby Prunes.]''}}
-{{L|Mom|I always hated it!}}
+{{L|Baby Prunes|I always hated it!}}
 {{L|''[Cut to SpongeBob sweating.]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Oh, but this chocolate's not for eating. It's for...}}
 {{L|Patrick|''[comes from the top left]'' You rub it on your skin and it makes you live forever.}}
-{{L|''[Cut to Mary and her mom, Mary is heard constantly saying "No!"]''}}
+{{L|''[Cut to Incidental 87 and Baby Prunes, Incidental 87 is heard constantly saying "No!"]''}}
-{{L|Mom|Live forever, ya say? I'll take one. ''[Mary slaps her face]''}}
+{{L|Baby Prunes|Live forever, ya say? I'll take one. ''[Incidental 87 slaps her face]''}}
-{{L|''[Cut to the outside. Mary pays SpongeBob a dollar.]''}}
+{{L|''[Cut to the outside. Incidental 87 pays SpongeBob a dollar.]''}}
-{{L|Mom|''[from inside the house]'' Come on, you lazy Mary! ''[cut to Mary]'' Start rubbing me with that chocolate!}}
+{{L|Baby Prunes|''[from inside the house]'' Come on, you lazy Mary! ''[cut to Incidental 87]'' Start rubbing me with that chocolate!}}
-{{L|Mary|''[looks at SpongeBob and Patrick angrily]'' I hate you. ''[slams the door. Cut to SpongeBob and Patrick]''}}
+{{L|Incidental 87|''[looks at SpongeBob and Patrick angrily]'' I hate you. ''[slams the door. Cut to SpongeBob and Patrick]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|If we keep exaggerating the truth, we'll be fancy living in no time!}}
 {{L|Patrick|''[raises his fist]'' Hooray for lying!}}
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 {{L|''[Cut to SpongeBob and Patrick, who are completely stunned.]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|''[nervously]'' Uh... We've got some head trauma and eternal bleeding.}}
-{{L|''[Cut to the "customer".]''}}
+{{L|''[Cut to the "customer."]''}}
 {{L|Incidental 118C|Ah, some guys have all the luck.}}
 {{L|''[A violin begins playing.]''}}
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 {{L|''[Cut to SpongeBob and Patrick.]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Quick, Patrick, let's help him!}}
-{{L|''[Cut to the inside of the house. SpongeBob and Patrick enter from the left, carrying the "customer".]''}}
+{{L|''[Cut to the inside of the house. SpongeBob and Patrick enter from the left, carrying the "customer."]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Careful, put him down gently.}}
-{{L|''[Patrick drops the "customer"'s head. A glass breaking sound is heard. Cut close to the "customer".]''}}
+{{L|''[Patrick drops the "customer"'s head. A glass breaking sound is heard. Cut close to the "customer."]''}}
 {{L|Incidental 118C|''[in pain]'' Ow...}}
 {{L|''[Cut to SpongeBob.]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Poor, poor man. If there's anything, anything we can do to help you?}}
-{{L|''[Cut to the "customer".]''}}
+{{L|''[Cut to the "customer."]''}}
 {{L|Incidental 118C|There is one thing... as you can well imagine, my medical bills are extremely high, but luckily, I am able to keep myself alive by selling... chocolate bars. ''[gestures his head over to a massive stack of chocolate bar boxes.]''}}
 {{L|''[Bubble transition to the next scene. Cut to the "customer" looking out his window as SpongeBob and Patrick walk by]''}}
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 {{L|Patrick|''[simultaneously with SpongeBob]'' No! Have mercy on me! Please spare me!}}
 {{L|''[Cuts to Tom laughing manically.]''}}
-{{L|Tom|Finally! I've been tryna catch you boys '''''all day'''''! Now that I got you right where I want you... ''[turns back to normal]'' I'd like to buy all your chocolate. ''[holds up a large amount of cash]''}}
+{{L|Tom|Finally! I've been tryna catch you boys all day! Now that I got you right where I want you... ''[turns back to normal]'' I'd like to buy all your chocolate. ''[holds up a large amount of cash]''}}
 {{L|''[Cut to SpongeBob and Patrick looking shocked, chocolate bars fall out of Patrick's shorts, along with a Hershey's kiss. Cut back to Tom, SpongeBob, and Patrick. SpongeBob and Patrick are melting.]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Thank you for your patronage.}}
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 {{L|''[Cut to the money in the barrel. SpongeBob pops out.]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Not yet, pally! First, we got to spend all the money.}}
-{{L|''[Cut to the two.]''}}
+{{L|''[Cut to SpongeBob and Patrick.]''}}
 {{L|Patrick|But what are we gonna spend it on?}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|''[thinking]'' Hmm...}}
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 {{L|Squidward|But it's my only night to be fancy! Oh, who could afford to rent out the whole restaurant?}}
 {{L|Teen 5|Oh, a couple of rich entrepreneurs ''[leans over to Squidward]'' and their dates.}}
-{{L|''[Cut to SpongeBob, Patrick, Mary, and mom; Mary is seen holding a glass.]''}}
+{{L|''[Cut to SpongeBob, Patrick, Mary, and her mom; Mary is seen holding a glass.]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|So, how long have you two ladies known each other?}}
-{{L|''[Pause]''}}
+{{L|Baby Prunes|What? What did he say?}}
-{{L|Mom|What? What did he say?}}
+{{L|''[The screen fades to black.]''}}
-{{L|''[The screen fades to black, ending the episode.]''}}
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