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{{L|''[SpongeBob runs up and knocks on the door. Incidental 6 opens the door.]''}} | {{L|''[SpongeBob runs up and knocks on the door. Incidental 6 opens the door.]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Good afternoon, sir, could we interest you in some ''[holds up a chocolate bar]'' chocolate?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Good afternoon, sir, could we interest you in some ''[holds up a chocolate bar]'' chocolate?}} | ||
{{L| | {{L|Tom|Chocolate? Did you say, chocolate?}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Yes, sir. ''[holds up two chocolate bars]'' With or without nuts?}} | {{L|Patrick|Yes, sir. ''[holds up two chocolate bars]'' With or without nuts?}} | ||
{{L| | {{L|Tom|Chocolate?! ''[screaming]'' Chocolate?! Chocolate! Chocolate! Chocolate!}} | ||
{{L|''[SpongeBob and Patrick slowly back away, and then run off. | {{L|''[SpongeBob and Patrick slowly back away, and then run off. Tom chases them while madly screaming "Chocolate!". The scene cuts to SpongeBob ringing the doorbell of another house.]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Okay, the first guy didn't count. This is our real first step! ''[Incidental 118C opens the door]'' Good morning, sir! Would you like to buy some chocolate?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Okay, the first guy didn't count. This is our real first step! ''[Incidental 118C opens the door]'' Good morning, sir! Would you like to buy some chocolate?}} | ||
{{L|Incidental 118C|Chocolate bars, eh?}} | {{L|Incidental 118C|Chocolate bars, eh?}} | ||
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{{L|Incidental 49|Oh, what can I do for you two nice young men?}} | {{L|Incidental 49|Oh, what can I do for you two nice young men?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|We're selling chocolate bars. Would you like to buy one?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|We're selling chocolate bars. Would you like to buy one?}} | ||
{{L|Incidental 49|That sounds heavenly! I'll take one | {{L|Incidental 49|That sounds heavenly! I'll take one!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|One chocolate bar, coming up! ''[opens up a bag, only to find another bag]'' Huh? Eh... Huh? Huh? Uh, uh, uh... ''[attempts to pull out a chocolate bar, but keeps pulling more bags, while Patrick is zipping and unzipping his pants]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|One chocolate bar, coming up! ''[opens up a bag, only to find another bag]'' Huh? Eh... Huh? Huh? Uh, uh, uh... ''[attempts to pull out a chocolate bar, but keeps pulling more bags, while Patrick is zipping and unzipping his pants]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|I know they're in here somewhere!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|I know they're in here somewhere!}} | ||
{{L|Incidental 49|''[looks at her watch]'' I don't have time for this. ''[goes back inside, and then suddenly SpongeBob pulls out a chocolate bar]''}} | {{L|Incidental 49|''[looks at her watch]'' I don't have time for this. ''[goes back inside, and then suddenly SpongeBob pulls out a chocolate bar]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|I've got it! One chocolate bar for the nice— ''[sees something off camera; it is revealed to be | {{L|SpongeBob|I've got it! One chocolate bar for the nice— ''[sees something off camera; it is revealed to be Tom, still screaming]''}} | ||
{{L| | {{L|Tom|Chocolate!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|—lady.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|—lady.}} | ||
{{L| | {{L|Tom|Chocolate! Chocolate! Chocolate! ''[He chases SpongeBob and Patrick as the chocolates fly out of the latter two's bags and run for their lives.]''}} | ||
{{L|''[Bubble transition to SpongeBob and Patrick sitting in a diner.]''}} | {{L|''[Bubble transition to SpongeBob and Patrick sitting in a diner.]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|We're not doing so well, Patrick. We need a new approach, a new tactic.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|We're not doing so well, Patrick. We need a new approach, a new tactic.}} | ||
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{{L|Patrick|Well, maybe if they didn't stretch the truth, they wouldn't sell as many.}} | {{L|Patrick|Well, maybe if they didn't stretch the truth, they wouldn't sell as many.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[happily]'' That's it, Patrick! We've gotta stretch the truth!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[happily]'' That's it, Patrick! We've gotta stretch the truth!}} | ||
{{L| | {{L|Tom|Chocolate!}} | ||
{{L|''[SpongeBob and Patrick run off. Cut to another house.]''}} | {{L|''[SpongeBob and Patrick run off. Cut to another house.]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|We'll work as a team. Let me get this customer warmed up, and then you come in for the kill!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|We'll work as a team. Let me get this customer warmed up, and then you come in for the kill!}} | ||
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{{L|''[Cut to SpongeBob and Patrick, who are completely stunned.]''}} | {{L|''[Cut to SpongeBob and Patrick, who are completely stunned.]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[nervously]'' Uh... We've got some head trauma and eternal bleeding.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[nervously]'' Uh... We've got some head trauma and eternal bleeding.}} | ||
{{L|''[Cut to the "customer" | {{L|''[Cut to the "customer."]''}} | ||
{{L|Incidental 118C|Ah, some guys have all the luck.}} | {{L|Incidental 118C|Ah, some guys have all the luck.}} | ||
{{L|''[A violin begins playing.]''}} | {{L|''[A violin begins playing.]''}} | ||
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{{L|''[Cut to SpongeBob and Patrick.]''}} | {{L|''[Cut to SpongeBob and Patrick.]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Quick, Patrick, let's help him!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Quick, Patrick, let's help him!}} | ||
{{L|''[Cut to the inside of the house. SpongeBob and Patrick enter from the left, carrying the "customer" | {{L|''[Cut to the inside of the house. SpongeBob and Patrick enter from the left, carrying the "customer."]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Careful, put him down gently.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Careful, put him down gently.}} | ||
{{L|''[Patrick drops the "customer"'s head. A glass breaking sound is heard. Cut close to the "customer" | {{L|''[Patrick drops the "customer"'s head. A glass breaking sound is heard. Cut close to the "customer."]''}} | ||
{{L|Incidental 118C|''[in pain]'' Ow...}} | {{L|Incidental 118C|''[in pain]'' Ow...}} | ||
{{L|''[Cut to SpongeBob.]''}} | {{L|''[Cut to SpongeBob.]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Poor, poor man. If there's anything, anything we can do to help you?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Poor, poor man. If there's anything, anything we can do to help you?}} | ||
{{L|''[Cut to the "customer" | {{L|''[Cut to the "customer."]''}} | ||
{{L|Incidental 118C|There is one thing... as you can well imagine, my medical bills are extremely high, but luckily, I am able to keep myself alive by selling... chocolate bars. ''[gestures his head over to a massive stack of chocolate bar boxes.]''}} | {{L|Incidental 118C|There is one thing... as you can well imagine, my medical bills are extremely high, but luckily, I am able to keep myself alive by selling... chocolate bars. ''[gestures his head over to a massive stack of chocolate bar boxes.]''}} | ||
{{L|''[Bubble transition to the next scene. Cut to the "customer" looking out his window as SpongeBob and Patrick walk by]''}} | {{L|''[Bubble transition to the next scene. Cut to the "customer" looking out his window as SpongeBob and Patrick walk by]''}} | ||
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{{L|Patrick|''[walks in from the left, carrying a box]'' I can live with that. ''[places his box on SpongeBob's box and sits on it, making a small squeaking sound]''}} | {{L|Patrick|''[walks in from the left, carrying a box]'' I can live with that. ''[places his box on SpongeBob's box and sits on it, making a small squeaking sound]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Let's change our names to Why and Bother.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Let's change our names to Why and Bother.}} | ||
{{L|''[ | {{L|''[Tom appears behind the box.]''}} | ||
{{L| | {{L|Tom|Chocolate! ''[his screaming knocks SpongeBob, Patrick and the boxes over.]''}} | ||
{{L|''[Cut to SpongeBob and Patrick. SpongeBob and Patrick babble]''}} | {{L|''[Cut to SpongeBob and Patrick. SpongeBob and Patrick babble]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[simultaneously with Patrick]'' No, no! Don't hurt us. Please don't hurt me. No no. Please...}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[simultaneously with Patrick]'' No, no! Don't hurt us. Please don't hurt me. No no. Please...}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|''[simultaneously with SpongeBob]'' No! Have mercy on me! Please spare me!}} | {{L|Patrick|''[simultaneously with SpongeBob]'' No! Have mercy on me! Please spare me!}} | ||
{{L|''[Cuts to | {{L|''[Cuts to Tom laughing manically.]''}} | ||
{{L| | {{L|Tom|Finally! I've been tryna catch you boys all day! Now that I got you right where I want you... ''[turns back to normal]'' I'd like to buy all your chocolate. ''[holds up a large amount of cash]''}} | ||
{{L|''[Cut to SpongeBob and Patrick looking shocked, chocolate bars fall out of Patrick's shorts, along with a Hershey's kiss. Cut back to Tom, SpongeBob, and Patrick. SpongeBob and Patrick are melting.]''}} | {{L|''[Cut to SpongeBob and Patrick looking shocked, chocolate bars fall out of Patrick's shorts, along with a Hershey's kiss. Cut back to Tom, SpongeBob, and Patrick. SpongeBob and Patrick are melting.]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Thank you for your patronage.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Thank you for your patronage.}} | ||
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{{L|''[Cut to the money in the barrel. SpongeBob pops out.]''}} | {{L|''[Cut to the money in the barrel. SpongeBob pops out.]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Not yet, pally! First, we got to spend all the money.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Not yet, pally! First, we got to spend all the money.}} | ||
{{L|''[Cut to | {{L|''[Cut to SpongeBob and Patrick.]''}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|But what are we gonna spend it on?}} | {{L|Patrick|But what are we gonna spend it on?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[thinking]'' Hmm...}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[thinking]'' Hmm...}} | ||
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{{L|Squidward|But it's my only night to be fancy! Oh, who could afford to rent out the whole restaurant?}} | {{L|Squidward|But it's my only night to be fancy! Oh, who could afford to rent out the whole restaurant?}} | ||
{{L|Teen 5|Oh, a couple of rich entrepreneurs ''[leans over to Squidward]'' and their dates.}} | {{L|Teen 5|Oh, a couple of rich entrepreneurs ''[leans over to Squidward]'' and their dates.}} | ||
{{L|''[Cut to SpongeBob, Patrick, Mary, and mom; Mary is seen holding a glass.]''}} | {{L|''[Cut to SpongeBob, Patrick, Mary, and her mom; Mary is seen holding a glass.]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|So, how long have you two ladies known each other?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|So, how long have you two ladies known each other?}} | ||
{{L|Baby Prunes|What? What did he say?}} | {{L|Baby Prunes|What? What did he say?}} | ||
{{L|''[The screen fades to black | {{L|''[The screen fades to black.]''}} | ||
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