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{{L|Incidental 49|Oh, what can I do for you two nice young men?}}
{{L|Incidental 49|Oh, what can I do for you two nice young men?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|We're selling chocolate bars. Would you like to buy one?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|We're selling chocolate bars. Would you like to buy one?}}
{{L|Incidental 49|That sounds heavenly! I'll take one.}}
{{L|Incidental 49|That sounds heavenly! I'll take one!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|One chocolate bar, coming up! ''[opens up a bag, only to find another bag]'' Huh? Eh... Huh? Huh? Uh, uh, uh... ''[attempts to pull out a chocolate bar, but keeps pulling more bags, while Patrick is zipping and unzipping his pants]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|One chocolate bar, coming up! ''[opens up a bag, only to find another bag]'' Huh? Eh... Huh? Huh? Uh, uh, uh... ''[attempts to pull out a chocolate bar, but keeps pulling more bags, while Patrick is zipping and unzipping his pants]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|I know they're in here somewhere!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|I know they're in here somewhere!}}
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{{L|Tom|Chocolate!}}
{{L|Tom|Chocolate!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|—lady.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|—lady.}}
{{L|Tom|Chocolate! Chocolate! Chocolate! ''[He chases SpongeBob and Patrick.]''}}
{{L|Tom|Chocolate! Chocolate! Chocolate! ''[He chases SpongeBob and Patrick as the chocolates fly out of the latter two's bags and run for their lives.]''}}
{{L|''[Bubble transition to SpongeBob and Patrick sitting in a diner.]''}}
{{L|''[Bubble transition to SpongeBob and Patrick sitting in a diner.]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|We're not doing so well, Patrick. We need a new approach, a new tactic.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|We're not doing so well, Patrick. We need a new approach, a new tactic.}}
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{{L|''[Cut to SpongeBob and Patrick, who are completely stunned.]''}}
{{L|''[Cut to SpongeBob and Patrick, who are completely stunned.]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[nervously]'' Uh... We've got some head trauma and eternal bleeding.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[nervously]'' Uh... We've got some head trauma and eternal bleeding.}}
{{L|''[Cut to the "customer".]''}}
{{L|''[Cut to the "customer."]''}}
{{L|Incidental 118C|Ah, some guys have all the luck.}}
{{L|Incidental 118C|Ah, some guys have all the luck.}}
{{L|''[A violin begins playing.]''}}
{{L|''[A violin begins playing.]''}}
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{{L|''[Cut to SpongeBob and Patrick.]''}}
{{L|''[Cut to SpongeBob and Patrick.]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Quick, Patrick, let's help him!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Quick, Patrick, let's help him!}}
{{L|''[Cut to the inside of the house. SpongeBob and Patrick enter from the left, carrying the "customer".]''}}
{{L|''[Cut to the inside of the house. SpongeBob and Patrick enter from the left, carrying the "customer."]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Careful, put him down gently.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Careful, put him down gently.}}
{{L|''[Patrick drops the "customer"'s head. A glass breaking sound is heard. Cut close to the "customer".]''}}
{{L|''[Patrick drops the "customer"'s head. A glass breaking sound is heard. Cut close to the "customer."]''}}
{{L|Incidental 118C|''[in pain]'' Ow...}}
{{L|Incidental 118C|''[in pain]'' Ow...}}
{{L|''[Cut to SpongeBob.]''}}
{{L|''[Cut to SpongeBob.]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Poor, poor man. If there's anything, anything we can do to help you?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Poor, poor man. If there's anything, anything we can do to help you?}}
{{L|''[Cut to the "customer".]''}}
{{L|''[Cut to the "customer."]''}}
{{L|Incidental 118C|There is one thing... as you can well imagine, my medical bills are extremely high, but luckily, I am able to keep myself alive by selling... chocolate bars. ''[gestures his head over to a massive stack of chocolate bar boxes.]''}}
{{L|Incidental 118C|There is one thing... as you can well imagine, my medical bills are extremely high, but luckily, I am able to keep myself alive by selling... chocolate bars. ''[gestures his head over to a massive stack of chocolate bar boxes.]''}}
{{L|''[Bubble transition to the next scene. Cut to the "customer" looking out his window as SpongeBob and Patrick walk by]''}}
{{L|''[Bubble transition to the next scene. Cut to the "customer" looking out his window as SpongeBob and Patrick walk by]''}}
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{{L|Patrick|''[simultaneously with SpongeBob]'' No! Have mercy on me! Please spare me!}}
{{L|Patrick|''[simultaneously with SpongeBob]'' No! Have mercy on me! Please spare me!}}
{{L|''[Cuts to Tom laughing manically.]''}}
{{L|''[Cuts to Tom laughing manically.]''}}
{{L|Tom|Finally! I've been tryna catch you boys '''''all day'''''! Now that I got you right where I want you... ''[turns back to normal]'' I'd like to buy all your chocolate. ''[holds up a large amount of cash]''}}
{{L|Tom|Finally! I've been tryna catch you boys all day! Now that I got you right where I want you... ''[turns back to normal]'' I'd like to buy all your chocolate. ''[holds up a large amount of cash]''}}
{{L|''[Cut to SpongeBob and Patrick looking shocked, chocolate bars fall out of Patrick's shorts, along with a Hershey's kiss. Cut back to Tom, SpongeBob, and Patrick. SpongeBob and Patrick are melting.]''}}
{{L|''[Cut to SpongeBob and Patrick looking shocked, chocolate bars fall out of Patrick's shorts, along with a Hershey's kiss. Cut back to Tom, SpongeBob, and Patrick. SpongeBob and Patrick are melting.]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Thank you for your patronage.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Thank you for your patronage.}}
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{{L|''[Cut to the money in the barrel. SpongeBob pops out.]''}}
{{L|''[Cut to the money in the barrel. SpongeBob pops out.]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Not yet, pally! First, we got to spend all the money.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Not yet, pally! First, we got to spend all the money.}}
{{L|''[Cut to the two.]''}}
{{L|''[Cut to SpongeBob and Patrick.]''}}
{{L|Patrick|But what are we gonna spend it on?}}
{{L|Patrick|But what are we gonna spend it on?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[thinking]'' Hmm...}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[thinking]'' Hmm...}}
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{{L|Squidward|But it's my only night to be fancy! Oh, who could afford to rent out the whole restaurant?}}
{{L|Squidward|But it's my only night to be fancy! Oh, who could afford to rent out the whole restaurant?}}
{{L|Teen 5|Oh, a couple of rich entrepreneurs ''[leans over to Squidward]'' and their dates.}}
{{L|Teen 5|Oh, a couple of rich entrepreneurs ''[leans over to Squidward]'' and their dates.}}
{{L|''[Cut to SpongeBob, Patrick, Mary, and mom; Mary is seen holding a glass.]''}}
{{L|''[Cut to SpongeBob, Patrick, Mary, and her mom; Mary is seen holding a glass.]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|So, how long have you two ladies known each other?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|So, how long have you two ladies known each other?}}
{{L|''[Pause]''}}
{{L|Baby Prunes|What? What did he say?}}
{{L|Baby Prunes|What? What did he say?}}
{{L|''[The screen fades to black, ending the episode.]''}}
{{L|''[The screen fades to black.]''}}
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