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{{L|''[SpongeBob runs up and knocks on the door. Incidental 6 opens the door.]''}}
{{L|''[SpongeBob runs up and knocks on the door. Incidental 6 opens the door.]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Good afternoon, sir, could we interest you in some ''[holds up a chocolate bar]'' chocolate?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Good afternoon, sir, could we interest you in some ''[holds up a chocolate bar]'' chocolate?}}
{{L|Tom|Chocolate? Did you say.. ''[his face expression becomes angrier]'' chocolate?}}
{{L|Tom|Chocolate? Did you say, chocolate?}}
{{L|Patrick|Yes, sir. ''[holds up two chocolate bars]'' With or without nuts?}}
{{L|Patrick|Yes, sir. ''[holds up two chocolate bars]'' With or without nuts?}}
{{L|Tom|Chocolate?! ''[screaming]'' Chocolate?! ''Chocolate''! '''Chocolate'''! <i><b>Chocolate</i></b>!}}
{{L|Tom|Chocolate?! ''[screaming]'' Chocolate?! Chocolate! Chocolate! Chocolate!}}
{{L|''[SpongeBob and Patrick slowly back away, and then run off. Tom chases them while madly screaming "Chocolate!". The scene cuts to SpongeBob ringing the doorbell of another house.]''}}  
{{L|''[SpongeBob and Patrick slowly back away, and then run off. Tom chases them while madly screaming "Chocolate!". The scene cuts to SpongeBob ringing the doorbell of another house.]''}}  
{{L|SpongeBob|Okay, the first guy didn't count. This is our real first step! ''[Incidental 118C opens the door]'' Good morning, sir! Would you like to buy some chocolate?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Okay, the first guy didn't count. This is our real first step! ''[Incidental 118C opens the door]'' Good morning, sir! Would you like to buy some chocolate?}}
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{{L|Incidental 49|Oh, what can I do for you two nice young men?}}
{{L|Incidental 49|Oh, what can I do for you two nice young men?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|We're selling chocolate bars. Would you like to buy one?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|We're selling chocolate bars. Would you like to buy one?}}
{{L|Incidental 49|That sounds heavenly! I'll take one.}}
{{L|Incidental 49|That sounds heavenly! I'll take one!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|One chocolate bar, coming up! ''[opens up a bag, only to find another bag]'' Huh? Eh... Huh? Huh? Uh, uh, uh... ''[attempts to pull out a chocolate bar, but keeps pulling more bags, while Patrick is zipping and unzipping his pants]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|One chocolate bar, coming up! ''[opens up a bag, only to find another bag]'' Huh? Eh... Huh? Huh? Uh, uh, uh... ''[attempts to pull out a chocolate bar, but keeps pulling more bags, while Patrick is zipping and unzipping his pants]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|I know they're in here somewhere!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|I know they're in here somewhere!}}
{{L|Incidental 49|''[looks at her watch]'' I don't have time for this. ''[goes back inside, and then suddenly SpongeBob pulls out a chocolate bar]''}}
{{L|Incidental 49|''[looks at her watch]'' I don't have time for this. ''[goes back inside, and then suddenly SpongeBob pulls out a chocolate bar]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|I've got it! One chocolate bar for the nice— ''[sees something off camera; it is revealed to be Tom, still screaming]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|I've got it! One chocolate bar for the nice— ''[sees something off camera; it is revealed to be Tom, still screaming]''}}
{{L|Tom|'''Chocolate'''!}}
{{L|Tom|Chocolate!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|—lady.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|—lady.}}
{{L|Tom|<b>Chocolate</b>! <b>Chocolate</b>! <i><b>Chocolate</i></b>! ''[He chases SpongeBob and Patrick.]''}}
{{L|Tom|Chocolate! Chocolate! Chocolate! ''[He chases SpongeBob and Patrick as the chocolates fly out of the latter two's bags and run for their lives.]''}}
{{L|''[Bubble transition to SpongeBob and Patrick sitting in a diner.]''}}
{{L|''[Bubble transition to SpongeBob and Patrick sitting in a diner.]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|We're not doing so well, Patrick. We need a new approach, a new tactic.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|We're not doing so well, Patrick. We need a new approach, a new tactic.}}
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{{L|Patrick|Well, maybe if they didn't stretch the truth, they wouldn't sell as many.}}
{{L|Patrick|Well, maybe if they didn't stretch the truth, they wouldn't sell as many.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[happily]'' That's it, Patrick! We've gotta stretch the truth!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[happily]'' That's it, Patrick! We've gotta stretch the truth!}}
{{L|Tom|'''Chocolate'''!}}
{{L|Tom|Chocolate!}}
{{L|''[SpongeBob and Patrick run off. Cut to another house.]''}}
{{L|''[SpongeBob and Patrick run off. Cut to another house.]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|We'll work as a team. Let me get this customer warmed up, and then you come in for the kill!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|We'll work as a team. Let me get this customer warmed up, and then you come in for the kill!}}
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{{L|''[Cut to SpongeBob and Patrick, who are completely stunned.]''}}
{{L|''[Cut to SpongeBob and Patrick, who are completely stunned.]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[nervously]'' Uh... We've got some head trauma and eternal bleeding.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[nervously]'' Uh... We've got some head trauma and eternal bleeding.}}
{{L|''[Cut to the "customer".]''}}
{{L|''[Cut to the "customer."]''}}
{{L|Incidental 118C|Ah, some guys have all the luck.}}
{{L|Incidental 118C|Ah, some guys have all the luck.}}
{{L|''[A violin begins playing.]''}}
{{L|''[A violin begins playing.]''}}
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{{L|''[Cut to SpongeBob and Patrick.]''}}
{{L|''[Cut to SpongeBob and Patrick.]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Quick, Patrick, let's help him!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Quick, Patrick, let's help him!}}
{{L|''[Cut to the inside of the house. SpongeBob and Patrick enter from the left, carrying the "customer".]''}}
{{L|''[Cut to the inside of the house. SpongeBob and Patrick enter from the left, carrying the "customer."]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Careful, put him down gently.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Careful, put him down gently.}}
{{L|''[Patrick drops the "customer"'s head. A glass breaking sound is heard. Cut close to the "customer".]''}}
{{L|''[Patrick drops the "customer"'s head. A glass breaking sound is heard. Cut close to the "customer."]''}}
{{L|Incidental 118C|''[in pain]'' Ow...}}
{{L|Incidental 118C|''[in pain]'' Ow...}}
{{L|''[Cut to SpongeBob.]''}}
{{L|''[Cut to SpongeBob.]''}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|Let's change our names to Why and Bother.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Let's change our names to Why and Bother.}}
{{L|''[Tom appears behind the box.]''}}
{{L|''[Tom appears behind the box.]''}}
{{L|Tom|<i><b>Chocolate</i></b>! ''[his screaming knocks SpongeBob, Patrick and the boxes over.]''}}
{{L|Tom|Chocolate! ''[his screaming knocks SpongeBob, Patrick and the boxes over.]''}}
{{L|''[Cut to SpongeBob and Patrick. SpongeBob and Patrick babble]''}}
{{L|''[Cut to SpongeBob and Patrick. SpongeBob and Patrick babble]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[simultaneously with Patrick]'' No, no! Don't hurt us. Please don't hurt me. No no. Please...}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[simultaneously with Patrick]'' No, no! Don't hurt us. Please don't hurt me. No no. Please...}}
{{L|Patrick|''[simultaneously with SpongeBob]'' No! Have mercy on me! Please spare me!}}
{{L|Patrick|''[simultaneously with SpongeBob]'' No! Have mercy on me! Please spare me!}}
{{L|''[Cuts to Tom laughing manically.]''}}
{{L|''[Cuts to Tom laughing manically.]''}}
{{L|Tom|<b>Finally</b>! I've been tryna catch you boys ''all day''! Now that I got you right where I want you... ''[turns back to normal]'' I'd like to buy all your chocolate. ''[holds up a large amount of cash]''}}
{{L|Tom|Finally! I've been tryna catch you boys all day! Now that I got you right where I want you... ''[turns back to normal]'' I'd like to buy all your chocolate. ''[holds up a large amount of cash]''}}
{{L|''[Cut to SpongeBob and Patrick looking shocked, chocolate bars fall out of Patrick's shorts, along with a Hershey's kiss. Cut back to Tom, SpongeBob, and Patrick. SpongeBob and Patrick are melting.]''}}
{{L|''[Cut to SpongeBob and Patrick looking shocked, chocolate bars fall out of Patrick's shorts, along with a Hershey's kiss. Cut back to Tom, SpongeBob, and Patrick. SpongeBob and Patrick are melting.]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Thank you for your patronage.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Thank you for your patronage.}}
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{{L|''[The screen fades to black.]''}}
{{L|''[The screen fades to black.]''}}
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