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+{{L|''[The episode begins with a long shot of Squidward's house, while an excerpt of "Largo Al Factotum" from "The Barber of Seville" plays. Cut to the outside of Squidward's house, the camera then cuts to the blue sign on Squidward's bathroom door that says "Squidward's bathroom; DO NOT ENTER." Then pans down to another sign below it that says "unless you are SQUIDWARD." Cut to the inside of Squidward's bathroom. A silhouette of Squidward is seen in the shower curtain. Squidward takes a shallow breath]''}}
-|prev = Porous Pockets
+{{L|Squidward|''[off-key]'' ♪Fi-ga-ro. Figaro!♪ ''[pauses, then stretches his arms wide]'' ♪Fi-ga-ro!♪ ''[the scene cuts to the outside]'' ♪Fi-ga-ro! Figaro, Figaro, Figaro-Figaro-Figaro-Figaro-Figaro-Figaro-Figaro-Figaro!♪ ''[the scene cuts back inside]'' ♪Fi-ga-ro!♪ ''[he then coughs, turns the water off, and steps out of the shower. Cut to the toilet paper and the toilet. The toilet frowns and groans in despair. Cut to the toilet paper]''}}
-|title = Choir Boys
+{{L|Toilet paper|Don't feel bad. He didn't use me yesterday either.}}
-|next = Krusty Krushers
+{{L|Squidward|♪La la la la la la la!♪ ''[puts on a robe and scarf in front of the mirror and grabs a photo of the Men's Chorus]'' I am anxious to look good and make a strong first impression, as I share to my singing skills with the famed Bikini Bottom Men's Chorus. ♪La, la-la-la.♪ But I needn't be too anxious, for once they hear this master's voice, they'll give me the Lead Solo for sure! ♪Fi-ga-ro!♪ ''[walks outside and passes SpongeBob laying on the ground]'' Huh? ''[walks toward SpongeBob]'' Well, looks like a forlorn SpongeBob lying sprawled across the dirt.}}
-|titlecard = Boys.jpg
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[sighs loudly]''}}
-|season = 6
+{{L|Squidward|''[looks at camera]'' Obviously depressed... ''[smiles]'' Oh, what a lovely day! For me! ''[laughs until SpongeBob grabs one of his legs]'' Huh?}}
-|episode = 112b
+{{L|SpongeBob|Squidward? My playmate, Patrick is away, at a family reunion. Sad and alone, I am desperate for something to do, or someone to play with. ''[Coughs]''}}
-|airdate = [[March 20]], [[2009]]
+{{L|''[cuts to Squidward's face, then his legs. removes SpongeBob's hand from his leg]''}}
-|seasonname = six
+{{L|Squidward|Well, I have no time for the likes of you.}}
-}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Squidward? Where are you going, all dressed up?}}
-*(The camera is in back of Squidward's house, while the final of "The Marriage of Figaro" plays, cut to the outside of Squidward's house, the camera then cuts to the red sign that says "Squidward's bathroom; DO NOT ENTER." Then pans down to the SpongeBob-like texture that says "Unless you are a SQUIDWARD''".)''
+{{L|Squidward|None of your business!}}
-*(Cut to the inside of Squidward's bathroom. A silhouette of Squidward is seen in the shower curtain along with steam. Squidward takes a shallow breath.)
+{{L|SpongeBob|Can I come?}}
-*Squidward: (Off-key) Fi-ga-ro. Figaro! (Pause, Squidward then stretchs his arms wide.) Fi-ga-ro! (Cut to the outside) Fi-ga-ro!
+{{L|Squidward|And no you can't.}}
-*Squidward: Figaro, Figaro, Figaro!
+{{L|SpongeBob|Are you going to a fancy store?}}
-*(Cut back inside)
+{{L|Squidward|No.}}
-*Squidward: FI-GA-RO!! (He then coughs, turns the water off and steps out of the shower, cut to the toilet paper and the toilet, the toilet becomes sad, cut to the toilet paper.)
+{{L|SpongeBob|A fancy party?}}
-*Toilet Paper: Don't feel bad. He didn't use me yesterday either.
+{{L|Squidward|No.}}
-*Squidward: La la la la la la la!
+{{L|SpongeBob|A hot fancy pants date?}}
-*Squidward: (Puts on Robe and Scarf infront of Mirror) (Holds photo of the Men's Chrous) I am anxious to make a strong first impression, and share to my singing skills with the famed Bikini Bottom Mens Chorus. La-LALALAAA. But I needn't be too anxious, for once they hear this masters voice, they'll give me the Lead Solo for sure! Fi-ga-ro!
+{{L|Squidward|No!}}
-*Squidward: (Walks Outside and Passes SpongeBob Laying on the Ground) Huh?
+{{L|SpongeBob|Can I come? Can I come? Can I come? Can I come? Can I come? Can I come? Can I come? Can I come? Can I come?}}
-*Squidward: Well, looks like a forlorn SpongeBob sprawled out in the dirt.
+{{L|Squidward|No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! Does that answer your questions?}}
-*SpongeBob: (Cuts to SpongeBob) (Loud Sigh)
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[counts with his fingers]'' All except for that last one.}}
-*Squidward: (Cuts back to Squidwrd) Obviously depressed...
+{{L|Squidward|''[aggravated, then yells loudly]'' No, you can't! ''[sweating and pants]'' If you must know, I will be a feature solo for an impending concert performance with the Bikini Bottom's Men's Choir. I'm hitting the big time, not playtime. Now if you'll excuse me. ''[walks away]''}}
-*Squidward: (Smiles) Oh, what a lovely day! For me! Hahahahaha!
+{{L|SpongeBob|Wow.}}
-*SpongeBob: (Grabs Squidward's Leg)
+{{L|Squidward|''[putting on his glasses and helmet until SpongeBob appears. He looks at him]''}}
-*Squidward: Huh?
+{{L|SpongeBob|I may not be as good as you and your buddies, Squidward, but I too have a song in my heart I want to share. ''[clears his throat loudly]'' ♪Laaaaaa.♪ ''[Squidward pedals away, leaving dust behind. SpongeBob coughs, hears a honk, then notices Squidward pedaling away]''}}
-*SpongeBob: Squidward? My playmate Patrick is away, at a family reunion. Sad and Alone, I am desperate for something to do, or someone to play with. (Coughs)
+{{L|Squidward|''[honking the horn]'' Au revoir, SpongeBob! See you in nose-bleed seats! ''[laughs and rides away on three road bumps. He then starts singing]''}}
-*Squidward: (Cuts to Squidwards face, then his legs) (Removes SpongeBob's Hand from his Leg)
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[in unison with Squidward, riding on a unicycle]'' ♪La! La! La! La! La! La!.♪}}
-*Squidward: Well, I have no time for the likes of you.
+{{L|Squidward|Huh?!}}
-*SpongeBob: Squidward? Where are you going, all dressed up?
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[starts yodeling, then stops]'' I'm good enough to join the Men's Chorus. I promise!}}
-*Squidward: None of your business!
+{{L|Squidward|Yuck! ''[rides away]''}}
-*SpongeBob: Can I come?
+{{L|SpongeBob|Perhaps Squidward didn't see me.}}
-*Squidward: And No You Can't
+{{L|Squidward|♪Fi-Ga-Ro♪ ''[clearing throat]'' ♪Fi-Ga-Ro!♪}}
-*SpongeBob: Are you going to a fancy store?
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[digs out of the ground with a shovel]'' This giant pothole ought to get his attention.}}
-*Squidward: No
+{{L|Squidward|Fi-Ga-! ''[the bike crashes into the pothole, causing him to be flung into Jellyfish Fields]''}}
-*SpongeBob: A fancy party?
+{{L|Jellyfish|''[gathered together in one spot, until they notice Squidward]'' Oh! ''[quickly flies out of the way]''}}
-*Squidward: No
+{{L|Squidward|''[while jellyfish are approaching him]'' Ah, I think I hit the wrong note back there. ''[notices the jellyfish]'' What the?}}
-*SpongeBob: A hot fancy pants date?
+{{L|SpongeBob|What a lucky break! ''[approaches next to Squidward, who is now completely covered by jellyfish]'' Now I have a captive audience!}}
-*Squidward: NO
+{{L|''[Squidward gets stung by the jellyfish and screams while SpongeBob clears his throat]''}}
-*SpongeBob: "Can I Come?" (x12)
+{{L|SpongeBob|Laaaaa ''[Squidward gets stung again]'' Mimimimimi ''[Squidward gets stung while SpongeBob clears his throat]'' Looo! ''[Squidward is heard screaming]'' Um, Squidward, could you keep it down please? I'm trying to find my starting pitch here. Laaa! ''[Squidward gets stung]''}}
-*Squidward: "No!" (x11)
+{{L|''[Bubble wipe to Squidward on a bike, covered in stings]''}}
-*Squidward: Does that answer your questions?
+{{L|Squidward|If that rank amateur SpongeBob embarrasses me in front of the Bikini Bottom Choir Men, my life is ruined!}}
-*SpongeBob: All except for that last one.
+{{L|Squidward|''[looks at his watch]'' Oh! I'm almost late for Choir Practice! Better not run into SpongeBob again or I'm doomed!}}
-*Squidward: No You Can't!
+{{L|Squidward|''[takes a turn next to a large field of grass, then starts pedaling into it. He gets out and laughs]'' igaro! Figaro-Figaro-Figa-roooo!}}
-*Squidward: (Sweating) If you must know..... I will be a feature solo for an inpenting concert proformas with the [[Bikini Bottom]]'s Men's choir. And in the big time... Not playtime. Now if you excuse me.
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[steps out of the grasses in a policeman's hat and mustache]'' Stop! Stop Stop!}}
-*SpongeBob: Wow.
+{{L|Squidward|''[notices SpongeBob, screams then comes to a screeching halt]''}}
-*SpongeBob: I may not as be you and your buddys, Squidward. But I do have a song in my heart I want to share. (Clears Throat Loudly) Then SpongeBob sing "Laaaaaa". (cough)
+{{L|SpongeBob|I here by issue you with this ticket, for reckless frowning, and failing to listen to my song!}}
-*Squidward: (Speeds off in his Bicycle, leaving dirt in SpongeBob's Face)
+{{L|Squidward|Your song? What are you, some kind of...}}
-*SpongeBob: (Coughs Loudly)
+{{L|SpongeBob|That's right! I'm a singing traffic cop!}}
-*Squidwawd: (Honks Horn) Au Revior SpongeBob!
+{{L|Squidward|A singing traffic ...}}
-*Squidward: See you in nose-bleed seats!. (Laughs and Rides Away_)
+{{L|SpongeBob|♪O Sole Lo Mio...♪}}
-*Squidward: (On his Bicycle)"La La La La La La La, La La La La La La La, La La".
+{{L|Squidward|''[rips off SpongeBob's fake mustache]'' SpongeBob, I will be late to practice with all of your tomfoolery slowing me down! ''[grabs the ticket and rips it up]'' It is a high honor to be chosen for the Bikini Bottom Men's Chorus, and you are not going to keep me from performing my Grand Solo!}}
+{{L|Squidward|''[ties SpongeBob to some coral, using kelp, then rides away]''}}
-*SpongeBob: (In Unison with Squidward, riding on a Unicycle) "La! La! La! La! La! La!".
+{{L|Squidward|♪Figaro! Figaro, Figaro, Fi-ga-ro!♪}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|♪Fii-gaa-roo♪ ''[Everything starts rumbling. The kelp breaks off SpongeBob as he stops singing, but an echo is heard. The scene cuts to Jellyfish Fields, and the camera pans to a couple of jellyfish. They hear his singing and follow the source. SpongeBob falls to the ground, and the jellyfish come while buzzing excitedly and pick him up to the choir.]''}}
-*Squidward: Huh?!
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[holding note while being carried down the road by jellyfish, in a beam of sunlight]''}}
+{{L|''[The scene cuts to Squidward arriving at the choir]''}}
-*SpongeBob: Yodeleehehoo!
+{{L|Squidward|''[reads the time in his watch]'' Just in time! ''[walks inside and stands next to some choir men]'' Gentlemen.}}
-*SpongeBob: I'm good enough to join the Men's Choris. I promise!
+{{L|''[An old woman plays piano music]''}}
-*Squidward: Yuck! (Rides Away)
+{{L|Chorus|Laaaaaa!}}
-*SpongeBob: Perhaps Squidward didn't see me.
+{{L|Squidward|''[loudly clears throat, interrupting chorus, clears throat for a while, which eventually dies down until he finally takes out and uses breath spray, and turns to page with music. The woman restarts playing the music.]''}}
-*Squidward: "Fi-Ga-Ro" (cleaning throat) "Fi-Ga-Ro!"
+{{L|Choir|Oooh!}}
-*SpongeBob: (Tunnels Out of the Ground with a Shovel) This giant pothole outta get his attention.
+{{L|Squidward|''[joins in, albeit off-key. SpongeBob is heard singing off-screen and he looks confused]''}}
-*Squidward: "Fi-Ga-!" (Hits Pothole) Ahhh! (Flies into Jellyfish Fields) I think I hit the wrong note back there (Jellyfish approach) What the...?!
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[comes in door, bathed in sunlight]'' La! ''[holds note as the jellyfish bring him down]'' Figaro, Figaro, Fi-ga-ro! ''[holding note]''}}
-*Sponegbob: What a lucky break!
+{{L|Choir man|It's so beautiful!}}
-*SpongeBob: Now I have a captive audience! (Clears Throat)
+{{L|SpongeBob|♪Laa, oh, oh!♪ ''[holding note]''}}
-*Squidward: (Zap) Ahhhh!
+{{L|Second choir man|That's the most wonderful singing I've heard! ''[sobs]''}}
-*SpongeBob: Laaaaa (Squidward is Zapped) Mimimimimi (Squidward is Zapped) (Clears Throat) Looo!
+{{L|Choir|''[cheers]''}}
-*Squidward: AHHH!
+{{L|Jellyfish|''[cheer as they clap and buzz excitedly]''}}
-*SpongeBob: Uhm Squidward, could you keep it down please? I'm trying to find my starting pitch here. Laaa!
+{{L|Old Pianist|Yeah, yeah, yeah! [throws a flower at SpongeBob]}}
-*(Bubble Transition to Squidward on a Bike, covered in Stings)
+{{L|''[As the flower is thrown to him, confetti falls atop SpongeBob, the choir men are still clapping and cheering while Squidward is not]''}}
-*Squidward: If that rank amatuer SpongeBob embarrasses me infront of the Bikini Bottom Choir Men, my life if ruined!
+{{L|Third choir man|Yo, master SquarePants, we'd be honored if you'd the open chair, as our featured soloist!}}
-*Squidward: (Looks at Watch) Oh! I'm almost late for Choir Practice! Better not run into SpongeBob again or I'm doomed!
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[laughs nervously]'' Well... I... ''[mumbles]''}}
-*Squidward: (Takes a turn into large grasses) Haaahaha! Figaro! FigaroFigaroFiga-roooo!
+{{L|Third choir man|We would also be honored, if you'd wear this! ''[opens platter with a fake mustache inside]''}}
-*SpongeBob: (Steps out of the Grasses in a Policeman Uniform) Stooop! Stop Stop!
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[gasps]'' A mustache?! For me?!}}
-*Squidward: (Comes to a screeching Halt)
+{{L|Choir Man|Well? Well, don't be shy! Put it on!}}
-*SpongeBob: I here by issue you with this ticket, for reckless frowning, and failing to listen to my song!
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[puts mustache on]'' Squidward look! ''[points at mustache]'' My very own choirman's mustache!}}
-*Squidward: Your song? What are you, some kind of...
+{{L|''[Squidward sighs in disappointment; SpongeBob notices and feels bad for him]''}}
-*SpongeBob: That's right! I'm a singing traffic cop!
+{{L|Choir Man|Well, will you do it?}}
-*Squidward: A singing traffic ...
+{{L|SpongeBob|Uhm... ''[thinks while music similar to Jeopardy's think music plays]'' I'll do it! But only if you find a spot for my inspiration, and great friend, Squidward!}}
-*SpongeBob: "O Sole Lo Mio..."
+{{L|Squidward|''[face lights up happy]''}}
-*Squidward: (Rips off SpongeBob's fake mustache) SpongeBob, I will be late to practice with all of your tomfoolery slowing me down! (Grabs the ticket and rips it up) It is a high honor to be chosen for the Bikini Bottom men's chorus, and you are not going to keep me from performing my Grand Solo!
+{{L|Choir Man|Deal!}}
-*Squidward: (Ties SpongeBob to some Coral, using Kelp) (Rides Away)
+{{L|''[cut to concert]''}}
-*Squidward: Figaro! Figaro, Figaro, Fi-ga-ro!
+{{L|SpongeBob|♪Fi-ga-ro!♪ ''[points and winks at Squidward to turn last page of music sheet]'' Fi-ga-ro. ''[Everyone applauds]''}}
-*SpongeBob: Fii-gaa-roo (Grounds Rumbles) (Kelp breaks off SpongeBob. Jellyfish come and pick him up)
-*SpongeBob: Ooooh! (Travels down the road, in a beam os Sunlight)
-*Squidward: (Looks At Watch) Just in time! (Walks Inside and Stands next to some Choir Men)
-*Squidward: Gentlemen.
-*(Piano Music Plays)
-*Chorus: Laaaaaa!
-*Squidward: (Clears throat for 30 Seconds, and sprays breath spray)
-*(Music Stops, and Restarts)
-*Choir: Oooh!
-*Squidward: LAAAAAHAHHAHA!
-*SpongeBob: (Comes in Door, bathed in Sunlight) Laaaaaaaaaaa. Figaro, Figaro, Fiii-ga-rooo!
-*Choir Man: It's so beatiful
-*SpongeBob: Laa, Ohhh, OOOOOOH!
-*Choir Man: That's the most beautiful singing I've heard! (Sobs)
-*Choir: (Cheers)
-*Jellyfish: (Cheers)
-*Old Pianist: Yea, Yea, Yea!
-*(Flowers and Confetti Fall atop SpongeBob)
-*Choir Man: Oh Master SquarePants, we'd be honored if you'd the open chair, as our featured soloist!
-*SpongeBob: (Laughs Nervously) Well... I...
-*Choir Man: We would also be honored, if you'd wear this! (Opens Platter with a Fake Mustache inside)
-*SpongeBob: (Gasps) A mustache?! FOR ME?!
-*Choir Man: Well, don't be shy! Put it on!
-*SpongeBob: (Puts Mustache On) Squidward look! (Points at Mustache) My very own choirman's mustache!
-*Squidward: You Disobeyed Me SpongeBob
-*Choir Man: Well, will you do it?
-*SpongeBob: Uhm...
-*(10 Seconds)
-*SpongeBob: I'll do it! But only if there's a spot for my inspiration, and great friend, Squidward!
-*Squidward: (Face Lights Up Happy)
-*Choir Man: Deal!
-*(Cuts to Concert)
-*SpongeBob: Fi-ga-ro!
-*(Cuts to Squidward)
-*Squidward: (Annoyed, Depressed) (Turns SpongeBob's Page)
-*SpongeBob: (Stops Singing) Squidward I
-*Squidward: You Disobeyed Me For Not Stoping Your Coming To My House So Your In Time Out
-*SpongeBob: (sence cuts to squidwards house) Squidward Why Do I Have To Be In Time Out
-*Squidward: Because You Are In Big Trouble SpongeBob You Didn't Do I Tell You I Said No You Can't And You Disobeyed Me?
-*SpongeBob: (sobbing) Oh Please Oh Please Oh Please Oh Please Oh Please Oh Please Let Me Go To
-*Bikini Bottom Men's Chorus With You Next Time I'm So Sorry Will Never Go With Patrick Oh Please Let Me Go With You I'm So Sorry I Don't Want To Obey You For Telling Me No Ever.
-*Squidward:(screams)
-*(end)
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