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{{L|SpongeBob|Wow.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Wow.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|''[putting on his glasses and helmet until SpongeBob appears. He looks at him]''}} | {{L|Squidward|''[putting on his glasses and helmet until SpongeBob appears. He looks at him]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|I may not as good as you and your buddies, Squidward, but I | {{L|SpongeBob|I may not be as good as you and your buddies, Squidward, but I too have a song in my heart I want to share. ''[clears his throat loudly]'' ♪Laaaaaa.♪ ''[Squidward pedals away, leaving dust behind. SpongeBob coughs, hears a honk, then notices Squidward pedaling away]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|''[honking the horn]'' Au revoir, SpongeBob! See you in nose-bleed seats! ''[laughs and rides away on three road bumps. He then starts singing]''}} | {{L|Squidward|''[honking the horn]'' Au revoir, SpongeBob! See you in nose-bleed seats! ''[laughs and rides away on three road bumps. He then starts singing]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[in unison with Squidward, riding on a unicycle]'' ♪La! La! La! La! La! La!.♪}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[in unison with Squidward, riding on a unicycle]'' ♪La! La! La! La! La! La!.♪}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|''[digs out of the ground with a shovel]'' This giant pothole ought to get his attention.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[digs out of the ground with a shovel]'' This giant pothole ought to get his attention.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Fi-Ga-! ''[the bike crashes into the pothole, causing him to be flung into Jellyfish Fields]''}} | {{L|Squidward|Fi-Ga-! ''[the bike crashes into the pothole, causing him to be flung into Jellyfish Fields]''}} | ||
{{L|Jellyfish|''gathered together in one spot, until they | {{L|Jellyfish|''[gathered together in one spot, until they notice Squidward]'' Oh! ''[quickly flies out of the way]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|''[while jellyfish are approaching him]'' Ah, I think I hit the wrong note back there. ''[notices the jellyfish]'' What the?}} | {{L|Squidward|''[while jellyfish are approaching him]'' Ah, I think I hit the wrong note back there. ''[notices the jellyfish]'' What the?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|What a lucky break! Now I have a captive audience!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|What a lucky break! ''[approaches next to Squidward, who is now completely covered by jellyfish]'' Now I have a captive audience!}} | ||
{{L | {{L|''[Squidward gets stung by the jellyfish and screams while SpongeBob clears his throat]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Laaaaa ''[Squidward gets stung again]'' Mimimimimi ''[Squidward gets stung while SpongeBob clears his throat]'' Looo! ''[Squidward is heard screaming]'' | {{L|SpongeBob|Laaaaa ''[Squidward gets stung again]'' Mimimimimi ''[Squidward gets stung while SpongeBob clears his throat]'' Looo! ''[Squidward is heard screaming]'' Um, Squidward, could you keep it down please? I'm trying to find my starting pitch here. Laaa! ''[Squidward gets stung]''}} | ||
{{L|''[Bubble wipe to Squidward on a bike, covered in stings]''}} | {{L|''[Bubble wipe to Squidward on a bike, covered in stings]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|If that rank amateur SpongeBob embarrasses me in front of the Bikini Bottom Choir Men, my life is ruined!}} | {{L|Squidward|If that rank amateur SpongeBob embarrasses me in front of the Bikini Bottom Choir Men, my life is ruined!}} | ||
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{{L|Squidward|''[ties SpongeBob to some coral, using kelp, then rides away]''}} | {{L|Squidward|''[ties SpongeBob to some coral, using kelp, then rides away]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|♪Figaro! Figaro, Figaro, Fi-ga-ro!♪}} | {{L|Squidward|♪Figaro! Figaro, Figaro, Fi-ga-ro!♪}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|♪Fii-gaa-roo♪ ''[Everything | {{L|SpongeBob|♪Fii-gaa-roo♪ ''[Everything starts rumbling. The kelp breaks off SpongeBob as he stops singing, but an echo is heard. The scene cuts to Jellyfish Fields, and the camera pans to a couple of jellyfish. They hear his singing and follow the source. SpongeBob falls to the ground, and the jellyfish come while buzzing excitedly and pick him up to the choir.]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[holding note while being | {{L|SpongeBob|''[holding note while being carried down the road by jellyfish, in a beam of sunlight]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|''[reads the time in his watch]'' Just in time! ''[walks inside and stands next to some choir men]'' | {{L|''[The scene cuts to Squidward arriving at the choir]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|''[reads the time in his watch]'' Just in time! ''[walks inside and stands next to some choir men]'' Gentlemen.}} | |||
{{L|''[An old woman plays piano music]''}} | {{L|''[An old woman plays piano music]''}} | ||
{{L|Chorus|Laaaaaa!}} | {{L|Chorus|Laaaaaa!}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|''[loudly clears throat, interrupting chorus, clears throat for a while, which eventually dies down until he finally takes out and uses breath spray, and turns to page with music. The woman restarts playing the music.]''}} | {{L|Squidward|''[loudly clears throat, interrupting chorus, clears throat for a while, which eventually dies down until he finally takes out and uses breath spray, and turns to page with music. The woman restarts playing the music.]''}} | ||
{{L|Choir|Oooh!}} | {{L|Choir|Oooh!}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|''[joins in, albeit off-key. SpongeBob is heard singing and he looks confused]''}} | {{L|Squidward|''[joins in, albeit off-key. SpongeBob is heard singing off-screen and he looks confused]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[comes in door, bathed in sunlight]'' La! ''[holds note as the jellyfish bring him down]'' Figaro, Figaro, Fi-ga-ro! ''[holding note]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[comes in door, bathed in sunlight]'' La! ''[holds note as the jellyfish bring him down]'' Figaro, Figaro, Fi-ga-ro! ''[holding note]''}} | ||
{{L|Choir man|It's so beautiful!}} | {{L|Choir man|It's so beautiful!}} | ||
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{{L|Choir|''[cheers]''}} | {{L|Choir|''[cheers]''}} | ||
{{L|Jellyfish|''[cheer as they clap and buzz excitedly]''}} | {{L|Jellyfish|''[cheer as they clap and buzz excitedly]''}} | ||
{{L|Old Pianist| | {{L|Old Pianist|Yeah, yeah, yeah! [throws a flower at SpongeBob]}} | ||
{{L|''[As the flower is thrown to him, confetti falls atop SpongeBob, the choir men are still clapping and cheering while Squidward is not]''}} | {{L|''[As the flower is thrown to him, confetti falls atop SpongeBob, the choir men are still clapping and cheering while Squidward is not]''}} | ||
{{L|Third choir man|Yo, master SquarePants, we'd be honored if you'd the open chair, as our featured soloist!}} | {{L|Third choir man|Yo, master SquarePants, we'd be honored if you'd the open chair, as our featured soloist!}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|''[gasps]'' A mustache?! For me?!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[gasps]'' A mustache?! For me?!}} | ||
{{L|Choir Man|Well? Well, don't be shy! Put it on!}} | {{L|Choir Man|Well? Well, don't be shy! Put it on!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[puts mustache on]'' Squidward look! ''[points at mustache]'' My very own choirman's mustache! ''[Squidward sighs in disappointment]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[puts mustache on]'' Squidward look! ''[points at mustache]'' My very own choirman's mustache!}} | ||
{{L|''[Squidward sighs in disappointment; SpongeBob notices and feels bad for him]''}} | |||
{{L|Choir Man|Well, will you do it?}} | {{L|Choir Man|Well, will you do it?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Uhm... ''[thinks while music similar to Jeopardy's think music plays]'' I'll do it! But only if you find a spot for my inspiration, and great friend, Squidward!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Uhm... ''[thinks while music similar to Jeopardy's think music plays]'' I'll do it! But only if you find a spot for my inspiration, and great friend, Squidward!}} | ||
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{{L|''[cut to concert]''}} | {{L|''[cut to concert]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|♪Fi-ga-ro!♪ ''[points and winks at Squidward to turn last page of music sheet]'' Fi-ga-ro. ''[Everyone applauds]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|♪Fi-ga-ro!♪ ''[points and winks at Squidward to turn last page of music sheet]'' Fi-ga-ro. ''[Everyone applauds]''}} | ||
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