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{{SpoilerForeign|Australia and New Zealand|released digitally}}
{{PatrickStarShow EpisodeTr}}
{{PatrickStarShow EpisodeTr
|title = Chum Bucket List
|seasonnumber = 2
|airdate = {{Flag|USA}} TBA
}}
{{L|''[After the title card, the episode zooms into the Star house at sunrise. Patrick wakes up in bed and his alarm clock falls. A logo reading "The Patrick Show" appears on-screen. Patrick falls out of bed.]''}}
{{L|''[After the title card, the episode zooms into the Star house at sunrise. Patrick wakes up in bed and his alarm clock falls. A logo reading "The Patrick Show" appears on-screen. Patrick falls out of bed.]''}}
{{L|Singer|You wake up one day and say, "Hey, world, you know me!"}}
{{L|Singer|You wake up one day and say, "Hey, world, you know me!" }}
{{L|''[Patrick goes to the dining room, where Cecil and Squidina are eating pancakes and GrandPat is reading a newspaper.]''}}
{{L|''[Patrick goes to the dining room, where Cecil and Squidina are eating pancakes and GrandPat is reading a newspaper.]''}}
{{L|Singer|"What can you show me?"}}
{{L|Singer|"What can you show me?" }}
{{L|''[Patrick does a twirl and opens the door. A Goofy Goober truck skids and hits him as he comes, sending him flying into the air.]''}}
{{L|''[Patrick does a twirl and opens the door. A Goofy Goober truck skids and hits him as he comes, sending him flying into the air.]''}}
{{L|Singer|And suddenly a smack in the face!}}
{{L|Singer|And suddenly a smack in the face! }}
{{L|''[Patrick lands on the sidewalk next to SpongeBob. They hold hands and ice cream cones fall into their open hands.]''}}
{{L|''[Patrick lands on the sidewalk next to SpongeBob. They hold hands and ice cream cones fall into their open hands.]''}}
{{L|Singer|Of a best friend forever!}}
{{L|Singer|Of a best friend forever! }}
{{L|''[A montage shows SpongeBob and Patrick jellyfishing, watching a movie, as cavemen, as robots, as cells, in the ''SpongeBob'' season 1 art style, and as ice cream bars.]''}}
{{L|''[A montage shows SpongeBob and Patrick jellyfishing, watching a movie, as cavemen, as robots, as cells, in the ''SpongeBob'' season 1 art style, and as ice cream bars.]''}}
{{L|Singer|Together through a never-ending best moment ever, now!}}
{{L|Singer|Together through a never-ending best moment ever, now! }}
{{L|''[Stickers of the Patrick Show logo, a rainbow, a Krabby Patty, a star, a blue lightning bolt, Patrick, and SpongeBob are shown on a locker. Patrick closes it, holding a book with a steering wheel on the cover, and leans against it. "Starring: Patrick" text shows up.]''}}
{{L|''[Stickers of the Patrick Show logo, a rainbow, a Krabby Patty, a star, a blue lightning bolt, Patrick, and SpongeBob are shown on a locker. Patrick closes it, holding a book with a steering wheel on the cover, and leans against it. "Starring: Patrick" text shows up.]''}}
{{L|Singer|Not another second will be boring or cruddy!}}
{{L|Singer|Not another second will be boring or cruddy! }}
{{L|''[Patrick looks over to SpongeBob. His locker has stickers of a jellyfishing net and jellyfish, a picture of them together with a "BFFs" bubble, and a picture of them eating ice cream at Goofy Goober's. SpongeBob closes the locker and text reading "And: SpongeBob" shows up. SpongeBob is carrying two books, one with an anchor on the cover. He notices Patrick and high fives him.]''}}
{{L|''[Patrick looks over to SpongeBob. His locker has stickers of a jellyfishing net and jellyfish, a picture of them together with a "BFFs" bubble, and a picture of them eating ice cream at Goofy Goober's. SpongeBob closes the locker and text reading "And: SpongeBob" shows up. SpongeBob is carrying two books, one with an anchor on the cover. He notices Patrick and high fives him.]''}}
{{L|Singer|It's a lifetime of lifetimes ''[SpongeBob and Patrick high-five]'' where you and your buddy can be ''[Hans comes in and punches them out of the building]'' smacked in the face...}}
{{L|Singer|It's a lifetime of lifetimes ''[SpongeBob and Patrick high-five]'' where you and your buddy can be ''[Hans comes in and punches them out of the building]'' smacked in the face... }}
{{L|''["Guest Starring: Hans" text shows up. SpongeBob and Patrick fly through the air, holding hands.]''}}
{{L|''["Guest Starring: Hans" text shows up. SpongeBob and Patrick fly through the air, holding hands.]''}}
{{L|Singer|With a wonderful world of... friends-...}}
{{L|Singer|With a wonderful world of... friends-... }}
{{L|''[SpongeBob and Patrick look at each other, turn back, then fly into a ship on the surface of the water]''}}
{{L|''[SpongeBob and Patrick look at each other, turn back, then fly into a ship on the surface of the water]''}}
{{L|Singer|...-ship.}}
{{L|Singer|...-ship. }}
{{L|''[An animated boat is seen against the live-action surface of the water. It explodes. Cut to SpongeBob and Patrick walking through town.]''}}
{{L|''[An animated boat is seen against the live-action surface of the water. It explodes. Cut to SpongeBob and Patrick walking through town.]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Patrick, the whole day is our oyster! We could go to the comic book store, the arcade, or-- ''[gasps and runs ahead]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Patrick, the whole day is our oyster! We could go to the comic book store, the arcade, or-- ''[gasps and runs ahead]''}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, we're customers.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, we're customers.}}
{{L|Plankton|Huh?}}
{{L|Plankton|Huh?}}
{{L|Patrick|Hmm... ''[stretches chin and snaps it back, speaks slowly]'' I think I'll have... ''[rapidly, lifting up digits as he makes his order]'' Two chum ''[unintelligible]''! Two chumbalaya! Two chum fries with cherry cherry dipping sauce! Two chum shakes! Four-five chum pies! And five chum dogs!}}
{{L|Patrick|Hmm... ''[stretches chin and snaps it back, speaks slowly]'' I think I'll have... ''[rapidly, lifting up digits as he makes his order]'' Two chum links! Two chumbalaya! Two chum fries with cherry-cherry dipping sauce! ''[voice rising in pitch]'' Two chum shakes! Five hot chum pies! And five chum dogs!}}
{{L|Plankton|''[sweating, writing rapidly]'' Uh, okay! ''[shouting]'' Karen, get the chum! It's happening!}}
{{L|Plankton|''[sweating, writing rapidly]'' Uh, okay! ''[shouting]'' Karen, get the chum! It's happening!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[tightening a bib with Plankton's eye onto Patrick's neck]'' Are you sure you want to do that?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[tightening a bib with Plankton's eye onto Patrick's neck]'' Are you sure you want to do that?}}
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{{L|Plankton|And would you move your mannequin collection out of the kitchen? They're just creepy!}}
{{L|Plankton|And would you move your mannequin collection out of the kitchen? They're just creepy!}}
{{L|''[Karen rolls her eyes. SpongeBob and Patrick run out of the Chum Bucket, screaming.]''}}
{{L|''[Karen rolls her eyes. SpongeBob and Patrick run out of the Chum Bucket, screaming.]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Phew! I can't believe Plankton was putting poison in the chum!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Phew! I can't believe Plankton was putting ''[foghorn blares]'' poison in the chum!}}
{{L|Patrick|We gotta warn everyone who ate it!}}
{{L|Patrick|We gotta warn everyone who ate it!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Patrick, ''[shakes him]'' you ate the chum! ''[his arms are now stretched out]'' You've been poisoned! You gotta get to the doctor right now before you d-d-d-}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Patrick, ''[shakes him]'' you ate the chum! ''[his arms are now stretched out]'' You've been poisoned! You gotta get to the doctor right now before you d-d-d-}}
{{L|Patrick|Doctor? Blech! That is the last thing I wanna do! ''[points to self]'' I got way too much stuff to experience before I kick the bucket! ''[lifts finger]'' It's all on my bucket list! ''[reaches into his pockets]'' Uh, where do I keep that... ''[takes out his wallet]'' uh, uh... ''[takes bucket out of the wallet]'' Found it! ''[shakes it to reveal more buckets]''}}
{{L|Patrick|Doctor? Blech! That is the last thing I wanna do! ''[points to self]'' I got way too much stuff to experience before I kick the bucket! ''[lifts finger]'' It's all on my bucket list! ''[reaches into his pockets]'' Uh, where do I keep that... ''[takes out his wallet]'' uh, uh... ''[takes bucket out of the wallet]'' Found it! ''[shakes it to reveal more buckets]''}}
{{L|''[Pan down of Patrick's bucket list: Eat Chum, Try Poison, Run Away, Screaming, Fight a Robot, Scale Tallest Building, Sing on Broadway, See One Last Beautiful Sunset, Skydiving, Zoo Escapade, Eat Clams, Motorcycle, Become French, Marry for Money, Go to the Doctor.}}
{{L|''[Pan down of Patrick's bucket list: Eat Chum, Try Poison, Run Away, Screaming, Fight a Robot, Scale Tallest Building, Sing on Broadway, See One Last Beautiful Sunset, Skydiving, Zoo Escapade, Eat Clams, Motorcycle, Become French, Marry for Money, Go to the Doctor.]''}}
{{L|Patrick|If I ever get poisoned, I need to do all the things I've dreamed of doing! ''[points to bottom]'' And look! I put "go to the doctor" last! ''[flatline noise]''}}
{{L|Patrick|If I ever get poisoned, I need to do all the things I've dreamed of doing! ''[points to bottom]'' And look! I put "go to the doctor" last! ''[flatline noise]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[tries to drag Patrick away, grunts]'' I think you should go to the doctor ''first''!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[tries to drag Patrick away, grunts]'' I think you should go to the doctor ''first''!}}
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{{L|Patrick|Um, ''[points down]'' if this is the tallest building in Bikini Bottom, ''[points to something else]'' then what's ''that''?}}
{{L|Patrick|Um, ''[points down]'' if this is the tallest building in Bikini Bottom, ''[points to something else]'' then what's ''that''?}}
{{L|''[A taller building is seen next to them.]''}}
{{L|''[A taller building is seen next to them.]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Huh? ''[the background shatters like glass behind him as his pupils shrink, he yells loudly]'' ''Barnacles!''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Huh? ''[the background shatters like glass behind him as his pupils shrink, he yells loudly]'' Barnacles!}}
{{L|''[The scream echoes. The force of it pushes the building into Seaweed City. The mayor is standing at the line between the two cities.]''}}
{{L|''[The scream echoes. The force of it pushes the building into Seaweed City. The mayor is standing at the line between the two cities.]''}}
{{L|Mayor|Welcome to Seaweed City!}}
{{L|Mayor|Welcome to Seaweed City!}}
{{L|Patrick|''[holding bucket]'' ''Now'' this is the tallest building ''[scratches item out]'' in Bikini Bottom! Up next: "win a gold medal"!}}
{{L|Patrick|''[holding bucket]'' ''Now'' this is the tallest building ''[scratches item out]'' in Bikini Bottom! Up next: "win a gold medal!"}}
{{L|''[Cut to a medal ceremony. The official gives a bronze medal to a buff guy.]''}}
{{L|''[Cut to a medal ceremony. The official gives a bronze medal to a buff guy.]''}}
{{L|Buff guy|''[clapping, excited noises]''}}
{{L|Buff guy|''[clapping, excited noises]''}}
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{{L|Official|Huh?}}
{{L|Official|Huh?}}
{{L|''[Patrick is crouching down. He takes the medal.]''}}
{{L|''[Patrick is crouching down. He takes the medal.]''}}
{{L|Patrick|Thank you! ''[runs away, scratches item off and reads next one]'' "Sing on Broadway"!}}
{{L|Patrick|Thank you! ''[runs away, scratches item off and reads next one]'' "Sing on Broadway!"}}
{{L|''[Cut to a live-action city street. SpongeBob plays the keyboard as Patrick dances on a stage in a hat, suit, and cane.]''}}
{{L|''[Cut to a live-action city street. SpongeBob plays the keyboard as Patrick dances on a stage in a hat, suit, and cane.]''}}
{{L|Patrick|''[scat singing]'' La!}}
{{L|Patrick|''[scat singing]'' La!}}
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{{L|Bill Fagerbakke|Huh! That gum looks familiar! Hmm.}}
{{L|Bill Fagerbakke|Huh! That gum looks familiar! Hmm.}}
{{L|''[Patrick scratches off an item on his list and reads the next.]''}}
{{L|''[Patrick scratches off an item on his list and reads the next.]''}}
{{L|Patrick|"See one last beautiful sunset"!}}
{{L|Patrick|"See one last beautiful sunset!"}}
{{L|''[Cut to SpongeBob and Patrick sitting in lawn chairs in front of a live-action sunset.}}
{{L|''[Cut to SpongeBob and Patrick sitting in lawn chairs in front of a live-action sunset.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, wow!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, wow!}}
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{{L|''[Cut to graves shaped like SpongeBob and Patrick's heads at a cemetery. Birds caw. SpongeBob and Patrick parachute down in front of them.]''}}
{{L|''[Cut to graves shaped like SpongeBob and Patrick's heads at a cemetery. Birds caw. SpongeBob and Patrick parachute down in front of them.]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Wow! You were right!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Wow! You were right!}}
{{L|Patrick|Okay! ''[takes out buckets]'' Next up is ''[sets buckets on ground]'' "give the performance of a lifetime"!}}
{{L|Patrick|Okay! ''[takes out buckets]'' Next up is ''[sets buckets on ground]'' "give the performance of a lifetime!"}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[clasps hands]'' ''Then'' can we go to the doctor?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[clasps hands]'' ''Then'' can we go to the doctor?}}
{{L|Patrick|I don't know! Let's see how much ''[zoom out to show a workprint timer and "PAT213-sc106" written at the bottom]'' screen time this gag takes up first!}}
{{L|Patrick|I don't know! Let's see how much ''[zoom out to show a workprint timer and "PAT213-sc106" written at the bottom]'' screen time this gag takes up first!}}

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