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+{{L|''[The episode opens at the Chum Bucket.]''}}
-|title = Chum Bucket Supreme
+{{L|Plankton|Okay, Karen. Which one's better? ''[holds up two different napkin designs]''}}
-|titlecard = Supreme.jpg
+{{L|Karen|If I had eyes, I'd be rolling them right now.}}
-|seasonnumber = 6
+{{L|Plankton|''[sarcastically]'' Thanks for the help. You know, details like this can be very important to the customers.}}
-|episodenumber = 122a
+{{L|Karen|Customers? What customers?}}
-|airdate = [[July 19]], [[2009]]
+{{L|Plankton|Well, uh... ''[looks on screen and sees a car in a parking lot]'' ...like those customers, who just pulled up. ''[zips outside on top of Karen with a blue tablecloth on top of her]'' Well, hello, gentlemen, and welcome to the Chum Bucket! Would you like seating inside or outside?}}
-}}
+{{L|Pilar|Seating for what?}}
-*'''Plankton:''' Okay, Karen. Which one's better? ''[holds up two different napkin designs]''
+{{L|Plankton|''[angrily]'' For the Chum Bucket! Where you can enjoy a nice helping of chum. ''[sarcastically]'' Oh, boy this is so... ''[pretends to eat it by hiding it behind his head]'' ...good. The chum is.}}
-*'''Karen''': If I had eyes, I'd be rolling them right now.
+{{L|Nat|Wait a minute, eating chum? Do people do that?}}
-*'''Plankton''': ''(sarcastically)'' Oh, thanks for the help. Ya know, details like this can be very important to the customers.
+{{L|Plankton|Look, are you gonna eat or not?!}}
-*'''Karen''': Customers? What customers?
+{{L|Nat|Yeah. I'm gonna have two Krabby Patties.}}
-*'''Plankton''': Well, uh..... ''[looks on screen and sees car in parking lot]'' ...like those customers, who just pulled up. ''[zips outside]'' Well, hello, gentlemen, and welcome to the Chum Bucket! Would you like seating inside or outside?
+{{L|Pilar|Oh yeah, two.}}
-*'''Customer 1''': Seating for what?
+{{L|Nat|We couldn't find parking over at the Krusty Krab. ''[cuts to the Krusty Krab, jam-packed with cars. The two customers walk away]''}}
-*'''Plankton''': ''(angrily)'' For the Chum Bucket! Where you can enjoy a nice helping of chum. (sarcastically) Oh, boy this is so... ''[pretends to eat it by hiding it behind his head]'' ...good. The chum is.
+{{L|Plankton|''[burst out water from his head, then drinks it and sighs calmly]'' Now what was I saying? Oh, right. ''[angrily rips up the menu and stomps on it]'' I'm tired of the Krusty Krab taking all of my business! We're doomed, Karen! Doomed, I tell you! ''[cries]''}}
-*'''Customer 2''': Wait a minute-is he eating chum? Do people do that?
+{{L|Karen|Well, why don't you do what all good business owners do?}}
-*'''Plankton''': Look, are you gonna eat or not!?!?!
+{{L|Plankton|''[still crying]'' What would that be?}}
-*'''Customer 2''': Yeah. I'll have two Krabby Patties.
+{{L|Karen|Advertise your product, of course. ''[gives Plankton part of the cloth]''}}
-*'''Customer 1''': Oh yeah, two.
+{{L|Plankton|Advertising? ''[stops crying]'' I can't believe it took me so long to come up with this! ''[Karen sighs]''}}
-*'''Customer 2''': We couldn't find parking over at the Krusty Krab. ''[cuts to the Krusty Krab, jam-packed with cars. The two customers walk away. Plankton gets so mad that water bursts out of his body and he catch it in a cup and starts to drink it]''.
+{{L|Plankton|''[digging in a box of letters]'' Let's see... "Q", no... "P", no... Ah, here it is, "L"! There, it's perfect! Chum is metabolic fuel! You really did it this time, ol' Planky. ''[starts dancing]'' Oh yeah, who's a genius? ♪Have you seen this, seen this, seen this, seen my genius, genius, genius.♪ ''[Patrick begins reading the slogan. While this is happening, Plankton stops dancing and looks down at him]''}}
-*'''Plankton''': ''[smack his lips, then sighs clamly]'' Now what was I saying? Oh right ''[angrily rips up the menu and stamps on it]''. I'm tired of the Krusty Krab taking all of my buisness! We're doomed, Karen! Dommed, I tell you! ''[cries]''
+{{L|Patrick|Chum is... ''[sips cup]'' meh...}}
-*'''Karen''': Well then, why don't you do what all good business owners do?
+{{L|Plankton|Hello, sir, and welcome to the Chum Bucket! Er, sir?}}
-*'''Plankton''': ''[still crying]'' What would that be?
+{{L|Patrick|...META...A...TAB...TAB...AB...BOL...IC... ''[cuts to the inside of his head. His brain is on fire]''}}
-*'''Karen''': Advertise your product, of course. ''[she gives Plankton part of the towel]''
+{{L|Mini Brain Patrick 1|Forget about what that word means! There's a fire breaking out the language lobes!}}
-*'''Plankton''': Advertising? ''[stops crying]'' I can't believe it took me so long to come up with this ''[Karen sighs]''
+{{L|Mini Brain Patrick 2|We need to get outta here! ''[Patrick Midget pushes on a door with signs saying "PULL TO OPEN"]''}}
-*'''Plankton''': ''[digging in a box of letters]'' Now let's see, Q no... P no...Ah, here it is, L! There, it's perfect! Chum is Metabolic Fuel. You really did it this time ol' Planky. Oh yeah, who's a genius. Have you seen this, seen this, seen my genius, genius, genius, genius. ''( Patrick begins reading the slogan. While this is happening, Plankton stops dancing and looks down at him.)''
+{{L|Mini Brain Patrick 3|The door's jammed!}}
-*'''Patrick''': Chum is...''[sips cup]'' me...
+{{L|Mini Brain Patrick 2|Push harder! ''[all start moaning and coughing]''}}
-*'''Plankton''': Hello sir, and welcome to the Chum Bucket! Erm, sir?
+{{L|Patrick|...METAB...BO... ''[his head starts to smoke]''}}
-*'''Patrick''': ...Meta...a...ta...tab...tab, er...bo...ic!
+{{L|Plankton|Sir, your head, it's on fire. ''[Patrick jumps]'' The drink, use the drink!}}
-*'''Patrick Midget in Brain''': Forget about what that word means! There's a fire breaking out the language lobes!
+{{L|Patrick|''[stares at cup]'' It's kelp juice, you want some? ''[Plankton takes drink from Patrick and throws it at his head]'' Hey! What kind of friend are you?!}}
-*'''Patrick Midget in Brain 2''': We need to get outta here! ''[Patrick Midget pushes on a door with signs saying "''PULL TO OPEN''"]''
+{{L|Plankton|Friend? I didn't even know y-}}
-*'''Patrick Midget in Brain''': The door's jammed!
+{{L|Patrick|Go ahead. Say you're sorry.}}
-*'''Patrick Midget in Brain 2''': Push harder! ''[All start moaning and coughing]''
+{{L|Plankton|Uh, I'm sorry?}}
-*'''Patrick''': MetAbo, ic... ''[Head starts to smoke]''
+{{L|Patrick|Okay, I forgive you. And... ''[shakes Plankton's hand]'' I'm sorry for yelling. Okay, so can I tell you something, honestly?}}
-*'''Plankton''': Sir, your head, it's on fire. ''[Patrick jumps]'' THE DRINK, USE THE DRINK!
+{{L|Plankton|Whatever.}}
-*'''Patrick''': ''[Stares at cup]'' It's kelp juice, you want some? ''[Plankton takes drink from Patrick and throws it at his head]''. HEY! What kind of friend are you?
+{{L|Patrick|It's about your sign. These words make my head sad.}}
-*'''Plankton''': Friend? I didn't even know y-
+{{L|Patrick's Head|''[cries]'' I don't get it. ''[cries more]''}}
-*'''Patrick''': Come on. Say you're sorry.
+{{L|Patrick|It's okay, little fella. I don't, either.}}
-*'''Plankton''': Uh, I'm sorry
+{{L|Plankton|Okay, Freakshow, you just wait. In a few minutes, this sign will attract more customers than you can count.}}
-*'''Patrick''': Okay, I forgive you. ''[shakes Plankton's hand]'' I'm sorry for yelling. Okay, so can I tell you something honestly?
+{{L|French Narrator|A few minutes later...}}
-*'''Plankton''': Whatever.
+{{L|Patrick|Uhhh, what's that number before one?}}
-*'''Patrick''': It's about your sign. These words make my head sad.
+{{L|Plankton|Zero.}}
-*'''Patrick's Head''': ''[cries]'' I don't get it. ''[cries more]''
+{{L|Patrick|Oh right, congratulations, you have zero customers!}}
-*'''Patrick''': It's okay little fella I don't either.
+{{L|Plankton|Okay, so it may take a little longer than a few minutes.}}
-*'''Plankton''': OK, Freakshow, you just wait.In a few minutes this sign will attract more than you can count.
+{{L|French Narrator|A little longer than a few minutes later...}}
-*'''Narrator''': A Few Minutes Later
+{{L|Patrick|Wait, what are we doing again? ''[Plankton gets angry. While he does, Patrick switches the letters around on the sign]'' There we go! Chum is Fun!}}
-*'''Patrick''': Uhh, what's that number before one?
+{{L|Plankton|What the? This says "Chum is Fum." You've changed my sign to "Chum is Fum"?! That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard!}}
-*'''Plankton''': Zero
+{{L|Patrick|They seem to think it's interesting. ''[shows a bunch of customers coming into the the Chum Bucket. Chattering amongst the customers]''}}
-*'''Patrick''': Oh right, congratulations, you have zero customers!
+{{L|Plankton|Apparently, dumb sells chum. And I believe I've just found our Advertising Director. ''[Patrick chews off a bit of a letter "R." Bubble transition to the Krusty Krab]''}}
-*'''Plankton''': Okay it might take a little longer than a few minutes.
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[screams]'' Only two customers? Customers are looking kinda scarce. ''[chuckles nervously]'' Must be low tide or something, eh, Squidward?}}
-*'''Narrator''': A Little Longer Than a Few Minutes Later
+{{L|Squidward|They've all gone to the Chum Bucket.}}
-*'''Patrick''': Wait, what are we doing again? [Plankton gets angry. While he does, Patrick switches the letters around on the sign].
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|The Chum Bucket? ''[He looks through a pair of binoculars and reads the sign above the Chum Bucket door]'' "Chum is Fum"? SpongeBob!}}
-*'''Plankton''': What the? This says "Chum is Fum." You've changed my sign? That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard.
+{{L|SpongeBob|Yes, sir?}}
-*'''Patrick''': They seem to think it's interesting. ''[shows a bunch of customers coming into the the Chum Bucket]''
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|SpongeBob, we have a situation.}}
-*''(Chattering amongest the Customers)''
+{{L|SpongeBob|I'm on it. ''[He runs off]''}}
-*'''Plankton''': Apperantly, dumb sells chum. I believe I've just found our Advertising Director. (''Patrick chews off a bit of a letter "R".''
+{{L|''[SpongeBob pulls a lever which activates a "Situation Alert" button. Mr. Krabs is pulled away to his office via a moving plank. Another plank tilts and SpongeBob slides down it. He uses his hat as a parachute and lands in the middle of a target with two closed vents to his left and right. The target turns SpongeBob to the vent on the right and both vents open. A large metal square shaped hand pushes him down the vent.]''}}
-*'''Mr. Krabs''': Aah! Only two customers? Customers are looking kinda scarce. ''(Chuckles Nerveously). ''Must be low tide or something eh Squidward?
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[taking a switch out of his pocket]'' Five. ''[a door with the Number 5 on it opens]'' Four. ''[a door with the Number 4 on it opens up]'' Three. ''[a door with the Number 3 on it opens up]'' Two. ''[a door with the Number 2 on it opens up]'' One. ''[a door with the Number 1 on it opens up. After that, SpongeBob throws away the switch, and then arrives the place where Mr. Krabs is]''}}
-*'''Squidward''': They've all gone to the Chum Bucket.
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|SpongeBob, I'm afraid our worst fears have been realized.}}
-*'''Mr. Krabs: '''The Chum Bucket? ''(He Looks through a pair of Binoculars and reads the sign above the Chum Bucket Door.)'' "Chum.... is.... Fum?" SpongeBob!
+{{L|SpongeBob|Ah! Goofy Goober is going non-dairy?}}
-*'''SpongeBob''': Yess Sir?
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|No. ''[pulling down a screen]''}}
-*'''Mr. Krabs''': SpongeBob, we have a situation.
+{{L|SpongeBob|Ooh. Slide show.}}
-*'''SpongeBob''': I'm on it. ''(He runs off).''
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[changes slide]'' A few hours ago, the Chum Bucket was, as it should be, a desolate no-man's land. ''[changes slide to a bunch of customers outside the Chum Bucket]'' There's only one way he could have changed things around so quickly. ''[changes slide to Plankton sneaking past SpongeBob]'' Plankton must have slipped into the Krusty Krab while you weren't looking.}}
-*''(SpongeBob pulls a leaver which activates a "Situation Alert" button. Mr. Krabs is pulled away to his office via a moving plank. Another Plank tilts and SpongeBob slides down it. He uses his hat as a parachute and land in the middle of a target with two closed vent to his left and right.)''
+{{L|SpongeBob|Hey, that's my legs.}}
-*''(The Target turns SpongeBob to the vent on the right and both vents open. A large metal Square shaped Hand Pushes him down the vent.)''
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[changes slide to Plankton stealing the Secret Formula]'' He stole the formular. ''[a slide of SpongeBob screaming is displayed]''}}
-*'''SpongeBob''': ''(Taking a switch out of his pocket.)'' Five. ''( A door with the Number 5 on it opens.)''
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[screams]''}}
-*'''SpongeBob''': Four. ''(A door with the number 4 on it opens up.)''
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|I thought you'd say that. ''[changes slide to him and SpongeBob sneaking to the Chum Bucket]'' So we need to infiltrate the Chum Bucket and steal the formular back.}}
-*'''SpongeBob''': Three. ''(A door with the Number 3 on it opens up.)''
+{{L|''[SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs are dressed in a brown-ish jacket with a clam on top. Mr. Krabs is on top of SpongeBob while he is struggling to keep his balance.]''}}
-*'''SpongeBob''': Two. ''(A door with the Number 2 on it opens up.)''
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|SpongeBob, how are ya holding up boy?}}
-*'''SpongeBob''': One. ''(A door with the Number 1 on it opens up.)''
+{{L|SpongeBob|Not so good, Mr. Krabs.}}
-*'''Mr. Krabs''': SpongeBob, I'm afraid our worst fears have been realized.
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|Hold on now. We're almost there.}}
-*'''SpongeBob''': Goofy Gober is going non-tary?
+{{L|French Narrator|Two hours later...}}
-*'''Mr.Krabs''': No. ''(Pulling down a screen.)''
+{{L|Plankton|Next!}}
-*'''SpongeBob''': Ooh. Slide Show.
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|We made it, SpongeBob. We're in!}}
-*'''Mr. Krabs''': A few hours ago, the Chum Bucket was, as it should be, a desolate no-man's land. There's only one way he could have changed things around so quickly. Plankton must have slipped into the Krusty Krab while you weren't looking.
+{{L|Nat|All I know is: "Chum is Fum."}}
-*'''SpongeBob''': Hey, that's my legs.
+{{L|Pilar|You said it. "Chum is Fum."}}
-*'''Mr. Krabs''': He stole the Formuler. ''(A slide of SpongeBob screaming is displayed)''
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|Keep an eye peeled for anything suspiciourous}}
-*'''Mr. Krabs''': I thought you might say that. So we need to infultrate the Chum Bucket and steal the formular back.
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[struggling]'' Like that door? ''[camera moves to reveal door that has two signs covering windows saying "TOP SECRET" "STAY OUT!"]''}}
-*''(SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs are dressed in a brown-ish jacket with a clam on top. Mr. Krabs is on top of SpongeBob while he is struggling to keep his balance.)''
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|Eh... Bingo! Giddy up, boy, We're almost there. ''[opens door]''}}
-*'''Mr. Krabs''': SpongeBob, how are ye holding up down there lad?
+{{L|''[Plankton immediately runs up to SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs.]''}}
-*'''SpongeBob''': Not so good, Mr. Krabs.
+{{L|Plankton|Excuse me.}}
-*'''Mr. Krabs''': Hold on there. We're almost there.
+{{L|Patrick|Huh? ''[Mr. Krabs quickly closes the door]''}}
-*'''Narrator''': Two Hours Later.
+{{L|Plankton|...would you like a free sample?}}
-*'''Plankton''': Next!
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|No, uh ''[clears his throat and changes his voice to a falsetto voice]'' I'm full, thanks!}}
-*'''Mr. Krabs''': We made it SpongeBob. We're in! ''(They enter the Chum Bucket. This is chatter among the crowd of customers.)''
+{{L|Plankton|No? How 'bout your little friend? Hi, SpongeBob!}}
-*'''Customer 1''': Oh, I Know. Chum is Fum.
+{{L|SpongeBob|Hi! I don't want a free samp-}}
-*'''Customer 2''': You said it. Chum is Fum.
+{{L|Plankton|''[stuffs the Chum in SpongeBob's mouth]'' Sure, you do. Look out! She's gonna blow!}}
-*'''Mr. Krabs: '''Keep an eye peeled for anything suspiciourous
+{{L|''[Disguise expands and camera cuts to the outside of Chum Bucket and shows explosion. Camera cuts back to SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs out of disguise.]''}}
-*'''SpongeBob''':'' (struggling) ''Like that door? ''(camera moves to reveal door that has 2 signs covering windows saying "TOP SECRET" "STAY OUT!")''
+{{L|SpongeBob|Blegh, Aheh, Agh, Agheh... ''[Pulls out tongue and starts scrubbing it]''}}
-*'''Mr. Krabs''': hmmmm... BINGO! Giddy up boy, We're almost there.
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|Huh, Plankton obviously didn't steal me formular, so how did he steal all me customers?}}
-*(Mr. Krabs opens door)
+{{L|Pilar|This chum tastes awful.}}
-*'''Patrick''': Huh?
+{{L|Nat|Yeah, but that slogan is so catchy that we can't stop eatin' it.}}
-*''(Plankton immediately runs up to Spongebob and Mr. Krabs. Door closes)''
+{{L|Nat and Pilar|Chum is fum! ''[they both throw up]''}}
-*'''Plankton''': Excuse me, would you like a free sample?
+{{L|Plankton|Heh-heh-heh... ''[takes breath]'' Chum is fum! Hee-hee-hee!}}
-*'''Mr. Krabs''': No, uh ''(*clears throat*) (masks voice as lady's voice)'' I'm full thanks!
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[takes SpongeBob by the tongue]'' Come on, SpongeBob...}}
-*'''Plankton''': No? How 'bout your little Friend? Hi SpongeBob!
+{{L|''[SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs leave the scene.]''}}
-*'''SpongeBob''': Hi! I don't want a free sampl-
+{{L|Plankton|I'm gonna see how our advertising guru is doing. ''[goes into "top secret room"]'' What brilliant slogans have you come up with this week, Patrick? ''[walks in front of Patrick only to find him asleep]''}}
-*(''Plankton stuffs the ChumStick in Spongebob's mouth)''
+{{L|Patrick|''[snore. sleepily]'' Hmm, huh?}}
-*'''Plankton''': Sure you do.
+{{L|Plankton|''[facepalms]'' Gah! You're supposed to be coming up with witty catchphrases to keep that rabble out there happy! ''[jumps up onto easel]'' "Chum is Fum"... We kinda got that one already. ''[flips poster paper up to reveal CHUM IS FUM]''}}
-*'''Plankton''': ''(Screaming)'' LOOK OUT SHE'S GONNA BLOW!
+{{L|Patrick|Ooh, I like that one!}}
-*''(Disguise expands and camera cuts to the outside of Chum Bucket and shows explosion)''
+{{L|''[Plankton flips poster paper up again to reveal CHUM IS FUM again. Plankton flips poster paper up again to reveal multiple CHUM IS FUM on whole sheet. Plankton flips poster paper up again to reveal CHUM IS FUM together in the shape of Patrick. Flips paper up to reveal CHUM. Flips paper up to reveal IS. Flips paper up to reveal FUM.]''}}
-*''(Camera cuts back to SpongeBob and Mr.Krabs out of disguise)''
+{{L|Plankton|Eh. Oh, well, if it ain't broke, don't fix it. ''[jumps down]'' Keep up the good work... I guess...}}
-*'''SpongeBob''': Blegh, Aheh, Agh, Agheh ''(Pulls out tongue and starts scrubbing)''
+{{L|Patrick|You got it, boss!}}
-*'''Mr. Krabs''': Huh? Well he obviously didn't steal me formular, but how did he steal all my customers?
+{{L|Plankton|''[opens door to the crowd and announcing]'' Hey, everyone! Chum is Fum!}}
-*'''Customer 1''': This Chum Tastes awful.
+{{L|''[Crowd cheers. Bubble transition to outside of Chum Bucket showing a line up that goes till the outside.]''}}
-*'''Customer 2''': Yeah, but the slogan is so catchy that we can't stop eatin' it.
+{{L|Plankton|Hey, Karen, check this out!}}
-*'''Customer 1 and 2''': CHUM IS FUM!
+{{L|Karen|What now?}}
-*(''Both Customer 1 and 2 barf on floor)''
+{{L|Plankton|You see, every time I make a sale the sound goes there, watch! ''[opens cash register, sound goes to microphone outside to 3 loud speakers on top of the Chum Bucket]''}}
-*'''Plankton:''' Ah hehehehehehe *takes breath* Chum is fum! Ah he he!
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[cries]''}}
-*''(Mr. Krabs takes SpongeBob by the tongue)''
+{{L|Karen|How is that gonna help to boost sales?}}
-*'''Mr. Krabs''': Come on SpongeBob.
+{{L|Plankton|Karen, babe, you don't need help when you have a catchy slogan like mine.}}
-*''(Spongebob and Mr. Krabs leave scene)''
+{{L|Karen|Don't look now, but I think your catchy slogan days are numbered. ''[Plankton turns around and looks at the customers]''}}
-*'''Plankton:''' I'm gonna to see how our advertising guru is doing.
+{{L|Nat|''[barfs on floor]'' Uhhh... sounds not right.}}
-*''(Goes into "top secret room")''
+{{L|Pilar|Yeah, I know. I keep sayin' "Chum is Fum", but it's... eh... it's just not workin'.}}
-*'''Plankton''': What brilliant slogans have you come up with this week Patrick?
+{{L|Nat|I'm outta here. ''[both of them throw ChumStick on the floor and leave]''}}
-*''(Walks in front of Patrick and is stunned to see him asleep)''
+{{L|Plankton|Hmm...}}
-*'''Patrick''':'' (*snore*) (sleepily)'' huh?
+{{L|''[Bubble transition to Patrick sleeping.]''}}
-*'''Plankton''': ''(*facepalms*)'' Gah! You're supposed to be coming up with witty catchphrases to keep that rabble out there happy!
+{{L|Plankton|''[shouting]'' Patrick!}}
-*''(Plankton jumps up onto easel)''
+{{L|Patrick|''[wakes up]'' Huh?! What?}}
-*'''Plankton:''' ''(Reading out)'' Chum is fum...
+{{L|Plankton|We're having a board meeting here! We need ideas!}}
-*Plankton: We've kinda got that one already.
+{{L|Patrick|''[examining graph that the line ends inside the toilet]'' Hmm... Mmm... Uh-huh. I think I see the problem. Your potty has a shocky thing in it!}}
-*''(Plankton flips poster paper up to reveal CHUM IS FUM)''
+{{L|Plankton|No! That's not it, ya fool! We need a new slogan! You need to come up with another genius catchphrase like "Chum is Fum"! But different.}}
-*'''Patrick''': OOH I like that one!
+{{L|Patrick|Oh... Gotcha. Hmm...}}
-*''(Plankton Flips poster paper up again to reveal CHUM IS FUM again)''
+{{L|French Narrator|3 days later...}}
-*''(Plankton flips poster paper up again to reveal multiple CHUM IS FUM on whole sheet)''
+{{L|''[Cuts to outside of Chum Bucket with a longer line of customers. zooms in on new sign "FUM IS CHUM."]''}}
-*''(Plankton flips poster paper up again to reveal CHUM IS FUM together in the shape of Patrick)''
+{{L|Nat|I'm so happy that they changed that old tired slogan, "Chum is Fum."}}
-*''(Flips paper up to reveal CHUM)''
+{{L|Pilar|Yeah, that new slogan "Fum is Chum" is way cooler.}}
-*''(Flips paper up to reveal IS)''
+{{L|Nat|Way cooler!}}
-*''(Flips paper up to reveal FUM)''
+{{L|''[Nat and Pilar pick up Chum Bucket Supreme and start eating and barfing into their buckets.]''}}
-*'''Plankton''': Agh. Oh well if it 'aint broke don't fix it
+{{L|Plankton|''[gives bucket of chum to a customer]'' Here's your Chum Bucket Supreme, enjoy! Patrick, my boy, you really earned that promotion!}}
-*''(*jumps down*)''
+{{L|Patrick|''[washing dishes]'' Thanks, boss.}}
-*'''Plankton''': Keep up the good work... I guess...
+{{L|Plankton|Nothing can stop me now!}}
-*'''Patrick:''' You got it boss.
+{{L|''[Shows montage of Plankton's success: people eating chum, billboard posted up with new slogan, being on cover of Bikini Bottom restaurant magazine, many cars parked outside of Chum Bucket, local hockey team lining up for chum.]''}}
-*(plankton opens door)
+{{L|Plankton|You fellas look hungry, here you go! ''[throws the chumsticks at the hockey players and they fight for it]''}}
-*'''Plankton''': ''(Announcing)'' HEY EVERYONE! CHUM IS FUM!
+{{L|Patrick|Excuse me, sir. ''[hands resignation slip]'' My resignation. ''[shows picture of himself in fighter plane shooting bullets]''}}
-*''(Crowd Cheers)''
+{{L|Plankton|But you're my whole marketing department!}}
-*''(Scene switches to outside of Chum Bucket showing a line up that goes till the outside)''
+{{L|Patrick|I know, but I'm "burned out." See? ''[turns around to show back of head literally burned making a hole]'' Anyway, you can send my check to my home.}}
-*'''Plankton''': Hey Karen, check this out!
+{{L|Plankton|Check? ''[crumples the resignation letter up and throws it away]'' You want money for those stupid catchphrases?! Anybody can sell to my idiot customers! ''[over loudspeakers]'' They're buffoons! Morons! ''[the citizens notice and listen to what Plankton's saying]'' They'll buy anything I sell them. They're the dumbest of the dumb! ''[Frank and Nancy angrily throw away chum]'' The stupidest of the stupid! ''[Debbie Rechid and Susie angrily throw away Chum. Susie throws away Chum Bucket bucket helmet as well]'' They're dummies, dweebs, ''[every hockey team player hears what Plankton said and stops eating chum]'' and doodoo dunderheads! I can keep that rabble right where I want 'em! ''[notices the hockey team players angrily approaches him]'' Huh?}}
-*'''Karen''': What now?
+{{L|Hockey Player|What was that part about 'doodoo dunderheads,' eh?}}
-*'''Plankton:''' You see every time I make a sale the sound goes there, Watch!
+{{L|Plankton|Uh-oh!}}
-*''(Plankton opens cash register) (*CHA CHING*) (sound goes to microphone outside to 3 loud speakers on top of the Chum Bucket)''
+{{L|''[Plankton screams while the hockey players are starting beating him up. The hockey players kick him out of the Chum Bucket.]''}}
-*'''Mr. Krabs''':'' (Cries)''
+{{L|Hockey Player|Where do you think you're going, little man? ''[picks Plankton up and puts him on tee]''}}
-*'''Karen''': How is that gonna help to boost sales?
+{{L|Plankton|Is it too late for sorry? ''[gets squished on tee]'' D'oh!}}
-*'''Plankton''': Karen babe you don't need help when you have a catchy slogan like mine.
+{{L|Hockey Player|''[chuckles]'' Hey, check out that new sign at the Krusty Krab. Who's hungry, eh?}}
-*'''Karen''': Don't look now, but I think your catchy slogan days are numbered.
+{{L|''[The hockey players cheer and run to the Krusty Krab as Plankton gets squished.]''}}
-*''(Plankton turns around to look at customers)''
+{{L|SpongeBob|Well, Mr. K., we're back in business!}}
-*'''Customer 1''':'' (*Barfs on floor*)'' Uhh somezin' not right
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|Yep. ''[shouting at Patrick]'' Keep up the good work, boy'o!}}
-*'''Customer 2''': Yeah i know, I keep sayin' "Chum is Fum" but it ehh it's just not workin'
+{{L|Patrick|You got it, boss! ''[paints "Krabby Patties are Fum" on a banner]''}}
-*'''Customer 1''': I'm outta here.
-*''(customer 1 throws ChumStick on floor and leaves)''
-*''(Customer 2 throws ChumStick on floor and follows Customer 1)''
-*'''Plankton''': Hmmmm....
-*''(Scene changes to Patrick sleeping)''
-*'''Plankton''': ''(Shouting)'' PATRICK!
-*''(Patrick wakes up)''
-*'''Patrick''': Huh?!
-*'''Plankton''': We're having a board meeting here! We need ideas
-*'''Patrick''':''(examining graph that the line ends inside the toilet)'' Hmmmm, Mhmmmm, Uh huuuh. I think I see the problem. Your potty has a shocky thing in it
-*'''Plankton''': NO that,s not it you FOOL! We need a new slogan! You need to come up with another genius catchphrase like "Chum is Fum" but different.
-*'''Patrick''': Oh... Gotcha Hmmmmmm.
-*'''Narrator''': 3 Days Later
-*''(Cuts to outside of Chum Bucket with a longer line of customers)''
-*''(zooms in on new sign "FUM IS CHUM")''
-*'''Customer 1''': I'm so happy that they changed that old tired slogan "Chum is Fum"
-*'''Customer 2''': Yeah that new slogan "Fum IS Chum" Is way cooler.
-*''(customer 1 and 2 pick up Chum bucket supreme and start eating and barfing into their buckets)''
-*'''Plankton''': Heres your chum bucket supreme, enjoy.
-*'''Plankton''': Patrick my boy you really earned that promotion.
-*'''Patrick''': Thanks boss.
-*'''Plankton''': Nothing can stop me now!
-*''(Shows montage of Plankton's Success) (people eating chum, bilboard posted up with new slogan, being on cover of Bikini Bottom restaurant magazine, many cars parked outside of Chum Bucket, local hockey team lining up for chum.)''
-*'''Plankton''': You fellas look hungry, here you go.
-*''(Hockey players fight for chum)''
-*'''Patrick''': Excuse me sir. (hands resignation slip) My resignation.
-*''(shows picture of Patrick in fighter plane shooting bullets)''
-*'''Plankton''': But you're my whole marketing department.
-*'''Patrick''': I know but I'm "burned out". See.
-*''(Patrick turns around to show back of head burned making a hole)''
-*'''Patrick''': Anyway, you can send my cheque to my home.
-*'''Plankton''': ''(rips resignation) ''Cheque? You want money for those stupid catchphrases?
-*'''Plankton''': Anybody can sell to my idiot customers ''(over loudspeakers)'' They're buffoons, morons, they'll buy anything I sell them. They're the dumbest of the dumb, the stupidest of the stupid, they're dummies, dweebs and doodoo dunderheads. I can keep that rabble right where I want em'.
-*'''Plankton''': Huh?
-*'''Hockey Player''': What was that part about doodoo dunderheads eh'?
-*''( Hockey Players beat up Plankton and kick him out of chum bucket)''
-*'''Hockey Player''': Where do you think you're going little man?
-*'''Plankton''': Is it too late for sorry?'' (gets squished on tee)''
-*'''Hockey Player''': *chuckles* Hey check out that new sign at the Krusty Krab. Who's hungry eh'?
-*''(Hockey players cheer and run to Krusty Krab as plankton gets squished)''
-*'''Spongebob''': Well, Mr.K we're back in business!
-*'''Mr. Krabs''': Yep.'' (shouting at Patrick)'' Keep up the good work boy'o!
-*'''Patrick''': You got it boss!
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