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+{{L|''[The episode opens at the Chum Bucket.]''}}
-|title = Chum Bucket Supreme
+{{L|Plankton|Okay, Karen. Which one's better? ''[holds up two different napkin designs]''}}
-|titlecard = Supreme.jpg
+{{L|Karen|If I had eyes, I'd be rolling them right now.}}
-|seasonnumber = 6
+{{L|Plankton|''[sarcastically]'' Thanks for the help. You know, details like this can be very important to the customers.}}
-|episodenumber = 122a
+{{L|Karen|Customers? What customers?}}
-|airdate = [[July 19]], [[2009]]
+{{L|Plankton|Well, uh... ''[looks on screen and sees a car in a parking lot]'' ...like those customers, who just pulled up. ''[zips outside on top of Karen with a blue tablecloth on top of her]'' Well, hello, gentlemen, and welcome to the Chum Bucket! Would you like seating inside or outside?}}
-}}
+{{L|Pilar|Seating for what?}}
-*''[Episode opens at the Chum Bucket]''
+{{L|Plankton|''[angrily]'' For the Chum Bucket! Where you can enjoy a nice helping of chum. ''[sarcastically]'' Oh, boy this is so... ''[pretends to eat it by hiding it behind his head]'' ...good. The chum is.}}
-*'''Plankton:''' Okay, Karen. Which one's better? ''[holds up two different napkin designs]''
+{{L|Nat|Wait a minute, eating chum? Do people do that?}}
-*'''Karen''': If I had eyes, I'd be rolling them right now.
+{{L|Plankton|Look, are you gonna eat or not?!}}
-*'''Plankton''': ''(sarcastically)'' Oh, thanks for the help. Ya know, details like this can be very important to the customers.
+{{L|Nat|Yeah. I'm gonna have two Krabby Patties.}}
-*'''Karen''': Customers? What customers?
+{{L|Pilar|Oh yeah, two.}}
-*'''Plankton''': Well, uh..... ''[looks on screen and sees car in parking lot]'' ...like those customers, who just pulled up. ''[zips outside]'' Well, hello, gentlemen, and welcome to the Chum Bucket! Would you like seating inside or outside?
+{{L|Nat|We couldn't find parking over at the Krusty Krab. ''[cuts to the Krusty Krab, jam-packed with cars. The two customers walk away]''}}
-*'''Pilar''': Seating for what?
+{{L|Plankton|''[burst out water from his head, then drinks it and sighs calmly]'' Now what was I saying? Oh, right. ''[angrily rips up the menu and stomps on it]'' I'm tired of the Krusty Krab taking all of my business! We're doomed, Karen! Doomed, I tell you! ''[cries]''}}
-*'''Plankton''': ''(angrily)'' For the Chum Bucket! Where you can enjoy a nice helping of chum. (sarcastically) Oh, boy this is so... ''[pretends to eat it by hiding it behind his head]'' ...good. The chum is.
+{{L|Karen|Well, why don't you do what all good business owners do?}}
-*'''Nat''': Wait a minute, eating chum? Do people do that?
+{{L|Plankton|''[still crying]'' What would that be?}}
-*'''Plankton''': Look, are you gonna eat or not!?!?!
+{{L|Karen|Advertise your product, of course. ''[gives Plankton part of the cloth]''}}
-*'''Nat''': Yeah. I'll gonna have two Krabby Patties.
+{{L|Plankton|Advertising? ''[stops crying]'' I can't believe it took me so long to come up with this! ''[Karen sighs]''}}
-*'''Pilar''': Oh yeah, two.
+{{L|Plankton|''[digging in a box of letters]'' Let's see... "Q", no... "P", no... Ah, here it is, "L"! There, it's perfect! Chum is metabolic fuel! You really did it this time, ol' Planky. ''[starts dancing]'' Oh yeah, who's a genius? ♪Have you seen this, seen this, seen this, seen my genius, genius, genius.♪ ''[Patrick begins reading the slogan. While this is happening, Plankton stops dancing and looks down at him]''}}
-*'''Nat''': We couldn't find parking over at the Krusty Krab. ''[cuts to the Krusty Krab, jam-packed with cars. The two customers walk away.]''
+{{L|Patrick|Chum is... ''[sips cup]'' meh...}}
-*'''Plankton''': ''[burst out water from his head then drinks it, then sighs clamly]'' Now what was I saying? Oh right ''[angrily rips up the menu and stamps on it]''. I'm tired of the Krusty Krab taking all of my buisness! We're doomed, Karen! Dommed, I tell you! ''[cries]''
+{{L|Plankton|Hello, sir, and welcome to the Chum Bucket! Er, sir?}}
-*'''Karen''': Well, why don't you do what all good business owners do?
+{{L|Patrick|...META...A...TAB...TAB...AB...BOL...IC... ''[cuts to the inside of his head. His brain is on fire]''}}
-*'''Plankton''': ''[still crying]'' What would that be?
+{{L|Mini Brain Patrick 1|Forget about what that word means! There's a fire breaking out the language lobes!}}
-*'''Karen''': Advertise your product, of course. ''[she gives Plankton part of the towel]''
+{{L|Mini Brain Patrick 2|We need to get outta here! ''[Patrick Midget pushes on a door with signs saying "PULL TO OPEN"]''}}
-*'''Plankton''': Advertising? ''[stops crying]'' I can't believe it took me so long to come up with this ''[Karen sighs]''
+{{L|Mini Brain Patrick 3|The door's jammed!}}
-*'''Plankton''': ''[digging in a box of letters]'' Now let's see, Q no... P no...Ah, here it is, L! There, it's perfect! Chum is Metabolic Fuel. You really did it this time ol' Planky. Oh yeah, who's a genius. ''[Starts singing] ''Have you seen this, seen this, seen my genius, genius, genius, genius. ''(Patrick begins reading the slogan. While this is happening, Plankton stops dancing and looks down at him.)''
+{{L|Mini Brain Patrick 2|Push harder! ''[all start moaning and coughing]''}}
-*'''Patrick''': Chum is...''[sips cup]'' me...
+{{L|Patrick|...METAB...BO... ''[his head starts to smoke]''}}
-*'''Plankton''': Hello sir, and welcome to the Chum Bucket! Er, sir?
+{{L|Plankton|Sir, your head, it's on fire. ''[Patrick jumps]'' The drink, use the drink!}}
-*'''Patrick''': ...Meta...a...ta...tab...tab, er...bo...ic!
+{{L|Patrick|''[stares at cup]'' It's kelp juice, you want some? ''[Plankton takes drink from Patrick and throws it at his head]'' Hey! What kind of friend are you?!}}
-*'''Patrick Midget in Brain''': Forget about what that word means! There's a fire breaking out the language lobes!
+{{L|Plankton|Friend? I didn't even know y-}}
-*'''Patrick Midget in Brain 2''': We need to get outta here! ''[Patrick Midget pushes on a door with signs saying "''PULL TO OPEN''"]''
+{{L|Patrick|Go ahead. Say you're sorry.}}
-*'''Patrick Midget in Brain''': The door's jammed!
+{{L|Plankton|Uh, I'm sorry?}}
-*'''Patrick Midget in Brain 2''': Push harder! ''[All start moaning and coughing]''
+{{L|Patrick|Okay, I forgive you. And... ''[shakes Plankton's hand]'' I'm sorry for yelling. Okay, so can I tell you something, honestly?}}
-*'''Patrick''': MetAbo, ic... ''[Head starts to smoke]''
+{{L|Plankton|Whatever.}}
-*'''Plankton''': Sir, your head, it's on fire. ''[Patrick jumps]'' THE DRINK, USE THE DRINK!
+{{L|Patrick|It's about your sign. These words make my head sad.}}
-*'''Patrick''': ''[Stares at cup]'' It's kelp juice, you want some? ''[Plankton takes drink from Patrick and throws it at his head]''. HEY! What kind of friend are you?
+{{L|Patrick's Head|''[cries]'' I don't get it. ''[cries more]''}}
-*'''Plankton''': Friend? I didn't even know y-
+{{L|Patrick|It's okay, little fella. I don't, either.}}
-*'''Patrick''': Go ahead. Say you're sorry.
+{{L|Plankton|Okay, Freakshow, you just wait. In a few minutes, this sign will attract more customers than you can count.}}
-*'''Plankton''': Uh, I'm sorry
+{{L|French Narrator|A few minutes later...}}
-*'''Patrick''': Okay, I forgive you. And...''[shakes Plankton's hand]'' I'm sorry for yelling. Okay, so can I tell you something honestly?
+{{L|Patrick|Uhhh, what's that number before one?}}
-*'''Plankton''': Whatever.
+{{L|Plankton|Zero.}}
-*'''Patrick''': It's about your sign. These words make my head sad.
+{{L|Patrick|Oh right, congratulations, you have zero customers!}}
-*'''Patrick's Head''': ''[cries]'' I don't get it. ''[cries more]''
+{{L|Plankton|Okay, so it may take a little longer than a few minutes.}}
-*'''Patrick''': It's okay little fella I don't either.
+{{L|French Narrator|A little longer than a few minutes later...}}
-*'''Plankton''': OK, Freakshow, you just wait. In a few minutes this sign will attract more than you can count.
+{{L|Patrick|Wait, what are we doing again? ''[Plankton gets angry. While he does, Patrick switches the letters around on the sign]'' There we go! Chum is Fun!}}
-*'''Narrator''': A Few Minutes Later.
+{{L|Plankton|What the? This says "Chum is Fum." You've changed my sign to "Chum is Fum"?! That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard!}}
-*'''Patrick''': Uhh, what's that number before one?
+{{L|Patrick|They seem to think it's interesting. ''[shows a bunch of customers coming into the the Chum Bucket. Chattering amongst the customers]''}}
-*'''Plankton''': Zero
+{{L|Plankton|Apparently, dumb sells chum. And I believe I've just found our Advertising Director. ''[Patrick chews off a bit of a letter "R." Bubble transition to the Krusty Krab]''}}
-*'''Patrick''': Oh right, congratulations, you have zero customers!
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[screams]'' Only two customers? Customers are looking kinda scarce. ''[chuckles nervously]'' Must be low tide or something, eh, Squidward?}}
-*'''Plankton''': Okay so it may take a little longer than a few minutes.
+{{L|Squidward|They've all gone to the Chum Bucket.}}
-*'''Narrator''': A Little Longer Than a Few Minutes Later
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|The Chum Bucket? ''[He looks through a pair of binoculars and reads the sign above the Chum Bucket door]'' "Chum is Fum"? SpongeBob!}}
-*'''Patrick''': Wait, what are we doing again? ''[Plankton gets angry. While he does, Patrick switches the letters around on the sign]'' There we go! Chum is Fun!
+{{L|SpongeBob|Yes, sir?}}
-*'''Plankton''': What the? This says "Chum is Fum." You've changed my sign to "Cum is Fum?" That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard.
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|SpongeBob, we have a situation.}}
-*'''Patrick''': They seem to think it's interesting. ''[shows a bunch of customers coming into the the Chum Bucket]''
+{{L|SpongeBob|I'm on it. ''[He runs off]''}}
-*''(Chattering amongest the Customers)''
+{{L|''[SpongeBob pulls a lever which activates a "Situation Alert" button. Mr. Krabs is pulled away to his office via a moving plank. Another plank tilts and SpongeBob slides down it. He uses his hat as a parachute and lands in the middle of a target with two closed vents to his left and right. The target turns SpongeBob to the vent on the right and both vents open. A large metal square shaped hand pushes him down the vent.]''}}
-*'''Plankton''': Apperantly, dum sells chum. And I believe I've just found our Advertising Director. (''Patrick chews off a bit of a letter "R".)''
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[taking a switch out of his pocket]'' Five. ''[a door with the Number 5 on it opens]'' Four. ''[a door with the Number 4 on it opens up]'' Three. ''[a door with the Number 3 on it opens up]'' Two. ''[a door with the Number 2 on it opens up]'' One. ''[a door with the Number 1 on it opens up. After that, SpongeBob throws away the switch, and then arrives the place where Mr. Krabs is]''}}
-*''[Bubble transition to the Krusty Krab]''
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|SpongeBob, I'm afraid our worst fears have been realized.}}
-*'''Mr. Krabs''': Aah! Only two customers? Customers are looking kinda scarce. ''(Chuckles nerveously). ''Must be low tide or something eh Squidward?
+{{L|SpongeBob|Ah! Goofy Goober is going non-dairy?}}
-*'''Squidward''': They've all gone to the Chum Bucket.
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|No. ''[pulling down a screen]''}}
-*'''Mr. Krabs: '''The Chum Bucket? ''(He Looks through a pair of Binoculars and reads the sign above the Chum Bucket Door.)'' "Chum.... is.... Fum?" SpongeBob!
+{{L|SpongeBob|Ooh. Slide show.}}
-*'''SpongeBob''': Yess Sir?
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[changes slide]'' A few hours ago, the Chum Bucket was, as it should be, a desolate no-man's land. ''[changes slide to a bunch of customers outside the Chum Bucket]'' There's only one way he could have changed things around so quickly. ''[changes slide to Plankton sneaking past SpongeBob]'' Plankton must have slipped into the Krusty Krab while you weren't looking.}}
-*'''Mr. Krabs''': SpongeBob, we have a situation.
+{{L|SpongeBob|Hey, that's my legs.}}
-*'''SpongeBob''': I'm on it. ''(He runs off).''
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[changes slide to Plankton stealing the Secret Formula]'' He stole the formular. ''[a slide of SpongeBob screaming is displayed]''}}
-*''(SpongeBob pulls a leaver which activates a "Situation Alert" button. Mr. Krabs is pulled away to his office via a moving plank. Another Plank tilts and SpongeBob slides down it. He uses his hat as a parachute and land in the middle of a target with two closed vent to his left and right.)''
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[screams]''}}
-*''(The Target turns SpongeBob to the vent on the right and both vents open. A large metal Square shaped Hand Pushes him down the vent.)''
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|I thought you'd say that. ''[changes slide to him and SpongeBob sneaking to the Chum Bucket]'' So we need to infiltrate the Chum Bucket and steal the formular back.}}
-*'''SpongeBob''': ''(Taking a switch out of his pocket.)'' Five. ''( A door with the Number 5 on it opens.)''
+{{L|''[SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs are dressed in a brown-ish jacket with a clam on top. Mr. Krabs is on top of SpongeBob while he is struggling to keep his balance.]''}}
-*'''SpongeBob''': Four. ''(A door with the number 4 on it opens up.)''
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|SpongeBob, how are ya holding up boy?}}
-*'''SpongeBob''': Three. ''(A door with the Number 3 on it opens up.)''
+{{L|SpongeBob|Not so good, Mr. Krabs.}}
-*'''SpongeBob''': Two. ''(A door with the Number 2 on it opens up.)''
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|Hold on now. We're almost there.}}
-*'''SpongeBob''': One. ''(A door with the Number 1 on it opens up.)''
+{{L|French Narrator|Two hours later...}}
-*'''Mr. Krabs''': SpongeBob, I'm afraid our worst fears have been realized.
+{{L|Plankton|Next!}}
-*'''SpongeBob''': Ah! Goofy Gober is going non-dairy?
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|We made it, SpongeBob. We're in!}}
-*'''Mr.Krabs''': No. ''(Pulling down a screen.)''
+{{L|Nat|All I know is: "Chum is Fum."}}
-*'''SpongeBob''': Ooh. Slide Show.
+{{L|Pilar|You said it. "Chum is Fum."}}
-*'''Mr. Krabs''': ''[Changes slide] ''A few hours ago, the Chum Bucket was, as it should be, a desolate no-man's land. ''[Changes slide to a bunch of customers outside the Chum Bucket] ''There's only one way he could have changed things around so quickly. ''[Changes slide to Plankton sneaking past Spongebob] ''Plankton must have slipped into the Krusty Krab while you weren't looking.
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|Keep an eye peeled for anything suspiciourous}}
-*'''SpongeBob''': Hey, that's my legs.
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[struggling]'' Like that door? ''[camera moves to reveal door that has two signs covering windows saying "TOP SECRET" "STAY OUT!"]''}}
-*'''Mr. Krabs''': ''[Changes slide to Plankton stealing the Secret Forumla] ''He stole the Formuler. ''(A slide of SpongeBob screaming is displayed)''
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|Eh... Bingo! Giddy up, boy, We're almost there. ''[opens door]''}}
-*'''Spongebob:''' AHHHHHHH!!!!!
+{{L|''[Plankton immediately runs up to SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs.]''}}
-*'''Mr. Krabs''': I thought you'd say that. ''[Changes slide to him and Spongebob sneaking to the Chum Bucket] ''So we need to infultrate the Chum Bucket and steal the formular back.
+{{L|Plankton|Excuse me.}}
-*''(SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs are dressed in a brown-ish jacket with a clam on top. Mr. Krabs is on top of SpongeBob while he is struggling to keep his balance.)''
+{{L|Patrick|Huh? ''[Mr. Krabs quickly closes the door]''}}
-*'''Mr. Krabs''': SpongeBob, how you holding up boy?
+{{L|Plankton|...would you like a free sample?}}
-*'''SpongeBob''': Not so good, Mr. Krabs.
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|No, uh ''[clears his throat and changes his voice to a falsetto voice]'' I'm full, thanks!}}
-*'''Mr. Krabs''': Hold on now. We're almost there.
+{{L|Plankton|No? How 'bout your little friend? Hi, SpongeBob!}}
-*'''Narrator''': Two Hours Later.
+{{L|SpongeBob|Hi! I don't want a free samp-}}
-*'''Plankton''': Next!
+{{L|Plankton|''[stuffs the Chum in SpongeBob's mouth]'' Sure, you do. Look out! She's gonna blow!}}
-*'''Mr. Krabs''': We made it SpongeBob. We're in! ''(They enter the Chum Bucket. This is chatter among the crowd of customers.)''
+{{L|''[Disguise expands and camera cuts to the outside of Chum Bucket and shows explosion. Camera cuts back to SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs out of disguise.]''}}
-*'''Nat''': All I know is: Chum is Fum.
+{{L|SpongeBob|Blegh, Aheh, Agh, Agheh... ''[Pulls out tongue and starts scrubbing it]''}}
-*'''Pilar''': You said it. Chum is Fum.
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|Huh, Plankton obviously didn't steal me formular, so how did he steal all me customers?}}
-*'''Mr. Krabs: '''Keep an eye peeled for anything suspiciourous
+{{L|Pilar|This chum tastes awful.}}
-*'''SpongeBob''':'' (struggling) ''Like that door? ''(camera moves to reveal door that has 2 signs covering windows saying "TOP SECRET" "STAY OUT!")''
+{{L|Nat|Yeah, but that slogan is so catchy that we can't stop eatin' it.}}
-*'''Mr. Krabs''': Eh...BINGO! Giddy up boy, We're almost there. [Opens door]
+{{L|Nat and Pilar|Chum is fum! ''[they both throw up]''}}
-*'''Patrick''': Huh?
+{{L|Plankton|Heh-heh-heh... ''[takes breath]'' Chum is fum! Hee-hee-hee!}}
-*''(Plankton immediately runs up to Spongebob and Mr. Krabs. Door closes)''
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[takes SpongeBob by the tongue]'' Come on, SpongeBob...}}
-*'''Plankton''': Excuse me, would you like a free sample?
+{{L|''[SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs leave the scene.]''}}
-*'''Mr. Krabs''': No, uh ''(*clears throat*) (masks voice as lady's voice)'' I'm full thanks!
+{{L|Plankton|I'm gonna see how our advertising guru is doing. ''[goes into "top secret room"]'' What brilliant slogans have you come up with this week, Patrick? ''[walks in front of Patrick only to find him asleep]''}}
-*'''Plankton''': No? How 'bout your little Friend? Hi SpongeBob!
+{{L|Patrick|''[snore. sleepily]'' Hmm, huh?}}
-*'''SpongeBob''': Hi! I don't want a free sampl-
+{{L|Plankton|''[facepalms]'' Gah! You're supposed to be coming up with witty catchphrases to keep that rabble out there happy! ''[jumps up onto easel]'' "Chum is Fum"... We kinda got that one already. ''[flips poster paper up to reveal CHUM IS FUM]''}}
-*'''Plankton''': (Stuffs the Chum in Spongebob's mouth) Sure you do. LOOK OUT! SHE'S GONNA BLOW!!!
+{{L|Patrick|Ooh, I like that one!}}
-*''(Disguise expands and camera cuts to the outside of Chum Bucket and shows explosion)''
+{{L|''[Plankton flips poster paper up again to reveal CHUM IS FUM again. Plankton flips poster paper up again to reveal multiple CHUM IS FUM on whole sheet. Plankton flips poster paper up again to reveal CHUM IS FUM together in the shape of Patrick. Flips paper up to reveal CHUM. Flips paper up to reveal IS. Flips paper up to reveal FUM.]''}}
-*''(Camera cuts back to SpongeBob and Mr.Krabs out of disguise)''
+{{L|Plankton|Eh. Oh, well, if it ain't broke, don't fix it. ''[jumps down]'' Keep up the good work... I guess...}}
-*'''SpongeBob''': Blegh, Aheh, Agh, Agheh ''(Pulls out tongue and starts scrubbing)''
+{{L|Patrick|You got it, boss!}}
-*'''Mr. Krabs''': Huh? Well he obviously didn't steal me formular, but how did he steal all my customers?
+{{L|Plankton|''[opens door to the crowd and announcing]'' Hey, everyone! Chum is Fum!}}
-*'''Pilar''': This Chum Tastes awful.
+{{L|''[Crowd cheers. Bubble transition to outside of Chum Bucket showing a line up that goes till the outside.]''}}
-*'''Nat''': Yeah, but the slogan is so catchy that we can't stop eatin' it.
+{{L|Plankton|Hey, Karen, check this out!}}
-*'''Nat and Pilar''': CHUM IS FUM! ''(They both throw up)''
+{{L|Karen|What now?}}
-*'''Plankton:''' Ah hehehehehehe *takes breath* Chum is fum! Ah he he!
+{{L|Plankton|You see, every time I make a sale the sound goes there, watch! ''[opens cash register, sound goes to microphone outside to 3 loud speakers on top of the Chum Bucket]''}}
-*'''Mr. Krabs:'' '''(Takes Spongebob by the tongue)'' Come on Spongebob...
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[cries]''}}
-*''(Spongebob and Mr. Krabs leave scene)''
+{{L|Karen|How is that gonna help to boost sales?}}
-*'''Plankton:''' I'm gonna to see how our advertising guru is doing. ''(Goes into "top secret room") ''What brillant slogans have you come up with this week Patrick? ''(Walks in front of Patrick only to find him asleep)''
+{{L|Plankton|Karen, babe, you don't need help when you have a catchy slogan like mine.}}
-*'''Patrick''':'' (*snore*) (sleepily)'' Hm, huh?
+{{L|Karen|Don't look now, but I think your catchy slogan days are numbered. ''[Plankton turns around and looks at the customers]''}}
-*'''Plankton''': ''(*facepalms*)'' Gah! You're supposed to be coming up with witty catchphrases to keep that rabble out there happy!'' (jumps up onto easel) ''Chum is Fum...We kinda got that one already. (Flips poster paper up to reveal CHUM IS FUM)
+{{L|Nat|''[barfs on floor]'' Uhhh... sounds not right.}}
-*'''Patrick''': OOH I like that one!
+{{L|Pilar|Yeah, I know. I keep sayin' "Chum is Fum", but it's... eh... it's just not workin'.}}
-*''(Plankton Flips poster paper up again to reveal CHUM IS FUM again)''
+{{L|Nat|I'm outta here. ''[both of them throw ChumStick on the floor and leave]''}}
-*''(Plankton flips poster paper up again to reveal multiple CHUM IS FUM on whole sheet)''
+{{L|Plankton|Hmm...}}
-*''(Plankton flips poster paper up again to reveal CHUM IS FUM together in the shape of Patrick)''
+{{L|''[Bubble transition to Patrick sleeping.]''}}
-*''(Flips paper up to reveal CHUM)''
+{{L|Plankton|''[shouting]'' Patrick!}}
-*''(Flips paper up to reveal IS)''
+{{L|Patrick|''[wakes up]'' Huh?! What?}}
-*''(Flips paper up to reveal FUM)''
+{{L|Plankton|We're having a board meeting here! We need ideas!}}
-*'''Plankton''': Agh. Oh well if it 'aint broke don't fix it ''(*jumps down*) ''Keep up the good work...I guess...
+{{L|Patrick|''[examining graph that the line ends inside the toilet]'' Hmm... Mmm... Uh-huh. I think I see the problem. Your potty has a shocky thing in it!}}
-*'''Patrick:''' You got it boss!
+{{L|Plankton|No! That's not it, ya fool! We need a new slogan! You need to come up with another genius catchphrase like "Chum is Fum"! But different.}}
-*'''Plankton''': ''(Opens door to the crow and Announcing)'' HEY EVERYONE! CHUM IS FUM!
+{{L|Patrick|Oh... Gotcha. Hmm...}}
-*''(Crowd Cheers)''
+{{L|French Narrator|3 days later...}}
-*''(Bubble transition to outside of Chum Bucket showing a line up that goes till the outside)''
+{{L|''[Cuts to outside of Chum Bucket with a longer line of customers. zooms in on new sign "FUM IS CHUM."]''}}
-*'''Plankton''': Hey Karen, check this out!
+{{L|Nat|I'm so happy that they changed that old tired slogan, "Chum is Fum."}}
-*'''Karen''': What now?
+{{L|Pilar|Yeah, that new slogan "Fum is Chum" is way cooler.}}
-*'''Plankton:''' You see every time I make a sale the sound goes there, Watch! ''(Opens cash register) (*CHA CHING*) (sound goes to microphone outside to 3 loud speakers on top of the Chum Bucket)''
+{{L|Nat|Way cooler!}}
-*'''Mr. Krabs''':'' (Cries)''
+{{L|''[Nat and Pilar pick up Chum Bucket Supreme and start eating and barfing into their buckets.]''}}
-*'''Karen''': How is that gonna help to boost sales?
+{{L|Plankton|''[gives bucket of chum to a customer]'' Here's your Chum Bucket Supreme, enjoy! Patrick, my boy, you really earned that promotion!}}
-*'''Plankton''': Karen babe you don't need help when you have a catchy slogan like mine.
+{{L|Patrick|''[washing dishes]'' Thanks, boss.}}
-*'''Karen''': Don't look now, but I think your catchy slogan days are numbered.
+{{L|Plankton|Nothing can stop me now!}}
-*'''Plankton: '''''(Turns around and looks at the customers)''
+{{L|''[Shows montage of Plankton's success: people eating chum, billboard posted up with new slogan, being on cover of Bikini Bottom restaurant magazine, many cars parked outside of Chum Bucket, local hockey team lining up for chum.]''}}
-*'''Nat''':'' (*Barfs on floor*)'' Uhh somezin' not right
+{{L|Plankton|You fellas look hungry, here you go! ''[throws the chumsticks at the hockey players and they fight for it]''}}
-*'''Pilar''': Yeah i know, I keep sayin' "Chum is Fum" but it ehh it's just not workin'
+{{L|Patrick|Excuse me, sir. ''[hands resignation slip]'' My resignation. ''[shows picture of himself in fighter plane shooting bullets]''}}
-*'''Nat''': I'm outta here. (Throws ChumStick on the floor and leaves)
+{{L|Plankton|But you're my whole marketing department!}}
-*'''Pilar:''' ''(Also throws away ChumStick and leaves)''
+{{L|Patrick|I know, but I'm "burned out." See? ''[turns around to show back of head literally burned making a hole]'' Anyway, you can send my check to my home.}}
-*'''Plankton''': Hmmmm....
+{{L|Plankton|Check? ''[crumples the resignation letter up and throws it away]'' You want money for those stupid catchphrases?! Anybody can sell to my idiot customers! ''[over loudspeakers]'' They're buffoons! Morons! ''[the citizens notice and listen to what Plankton's saying]'' They'll buy anything I sell them. They're the dumbest of the dumb! ''[Frank and Nancy angrily throw away chum]'' The stupidest of the stupid! ''[Debbie Rechid and Susie angrily throw away Chum. Susie throws away Chum Bucket bucket helmet as well]'' They're dummies, dweebs, ''[every hockey team player hears what Plankton said and stops eating chum]'' and doodoo dunderheads! I can keep that rabble right where I want 'em! ''[notices the hockey team players angrily approaches him]'' Huh?}}
-*''(Bubble transition to Patrick sleeping)''
+{{L|Hockey Player|What was that part about 'doodoo dunderheads,' eh?}}
-*'''Plankton''': ''(Shouting)'' PATRICK!
+{{L|Plankton|Uh-oh!}}
-*'''Patrick''': ''(Wakes up) ''Huh?!
+{{L|''[Plankton screams while the hockey players are starting beating him up. The hockey players kick him out of the Chum Bucket.]''}}
-*'''Plankton''': We're having a board meeting here! We need ideas!
+{{L|Hockey Player|Where do you think you're going, little man? ''[picks Plankton up and puts him on tee]''}}
-*'''Patrick''':''(examining graph that the line ends inside the toilet)'' Hmmmm, Mhmmmm, Uh huuuh. I think I see the problem. Your potty has a shocky thing in it.
+{{L|Plankton|Is it too late for sorry? ''[gets squished on tee]'' D'oh!}}
-*'''Plankton''': NO! That's not it you FOOL! We need a new slogan! You need to come up with another genius catchphrase like "Chum is Fum" but different.
+{{L|Hockey Player|''[chuckles]'' Hey, check out that new sign at the Krusty Krab. Who's hungry, eh?}}
-*'''Patrick''': Oh... Gotcha Hmmmmmm.
+{{L|''[The hockey players cheer and run to the Krusty Krab as Plankton gets squished.]''}}
-*'''Narrator''': 3 Days Later
+{{L|SpongeBob|Well, Mr. K., we're back in business!}}
-*''(Cuts to outside of Chum Bucket with a longer line of customers)''
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|Yep. ''[shouting at Patrick]'' Keep up the good work, boy'o!}}
-*''(zooms in on new sign "FUM IS CHUM")''
+{{L|Patrick|You got it, boss! ''[paints "Krabby Patties are Fum" on a banner]''}}
-*'''Nat''': I'm so happy that they changed that old tired slogan "Chum is Fum"
-*'''Pilar''': Yeah that new slogan "Fum IS Chum" Is way cooler.
-*'''Nat:''' Way cooler!
-*''(Nat and Pilar pick up Chum bucket supreme and start eating and barfing into their buckets)''
-*'''Plankton''': ''(Gives bucket of chum to a customer) ''Heres your chum bucket supreme, enjoy! Patrick my boy, you really earned that promotion!
-*'''Patrick''': (Washing dishes) Thanks boss.
-*'''Plankton''': Nothing can stop me now!
-*''(Shows montage of Plankton's Success) (people eating chum, bilboard posted up with new slogan, being on cover of Bikini Bottom restaurant magazine, many cars parked outside of Chum Bucket, local hockey team lining up for chum.)''
-*'''Plankton''': You fellas look hungry, here you go! ''(Throws the chumsticks at the hockey players and they fight for it)''
-*'''Patrick''': Excuse me sir. ''(hands resignation slip)'' My resignation. ''(shows picture of himself in fighter plane shooting bullets)''
-*'''Plankton''': But you're my whole marketing department.
-*'''Patrick''': I know but I'm "burned out". See. ''(Turns around to show back of head burned making a hole)''Anyway, you can send my check to my home.
-*'''Plankton''': ''(rips resignation) ''Check? You want money for those stupid catchphrases? Anybody can sell to my idiot customers ''(over loudspeakers)'' They're buffoons, morons, they'll buy anything I sell them. They're the dumbest of the dumb, ''(Two people throw away chum)'' the stupidest of the stupid, (A lady and her baby throw away Chum) they're dummies, dweebs and doodoo dunderheads. I can keep that rabble right where I want em'! Huh?
-*'''Hockey Player''': What was that part about doodoo dunderheads eh'?
-*''( Hockey Players beat up Plankton and kick him out of chum bucket)''
-*'''Hockey Player''': Where do you think you're going little man?
-*'''Plankton''': Is it too late for sorry?'' (gets squished on tee) DOH!''
-*'''Hockey Player''': *chuckles* Hey check out that new sign at the Krusty Krab. Who's hungry eh'?
-*''(Hockey players cheer and run to Krusty Krab as plankton gets squished)''
-*'''Spongebob''': Well, Mr.K we're back in business!
-*'''Mr. Krabs''': Yep.'' (shouting at Patrick)'' Keep up the good work boy'o!
-*'''Patrick''': You got it boss! ''(Paints "Krabby Patties are Fum")''
-*''(Episode ends)''
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