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 {{L|Gus|But, I don't want to—}}
 {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[puts his "finger" into Fish #1's mouth]'' —stop spending money here? Well, don't worry, I'm certainly not going to keep you from doing what you want. Give him a Krabby Patty with the works!}}
-{{L|Gus|I'm not hungry. ''[Krabs laughs]''}}
+{{L|Gus|I'm not hungry. ''[Mr. Krabs laughs]''}}
-{{L|Mr. Krabs|Oh, that's funny. ''[He handcuffs the fish to the ordering boat]''}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|Oh, that's funny. ''[handcuffs the fish to the ordering boat]''}}
 {{L|Mr. Krabs|I'll think about that one while you buy a kelp soda. ''[Mr. Krabs goes into the kitchen, where SpongeBob is flipping patties as usual]'' Boy, you're doing it all wrong! Here, take this. ''[Mr. Krabs hands SpongeBob another spatula]'' Now you can flip 2 patties at the same time; do twice the work! ''[SpongeBob gasps and excitedly does so]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Mr. Krabs, you're a—}}
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 {{L|Plankton|Well, let's just dig deeper and go around it!}}
 {{L|Karen|Uh, the only problem with that is...}}
-{{L|Plankton|Shh! Can't you see I'm concentrating? ''[He starts to go under and around the rock]'' Yes! You see what happens when you let me make my own decisions? Now, maybe we'll get somewh- ''[Scream]'' ''[The drill goes through the roof of a subterranean cavern and they fall into a completely-enclosed underground cave. The miner lands in an underground river and Plankton comes out the exhaust pipe]'' What happened? ''[Karen appears on her mobile base]''}}
+{{L|Plankton|Shh! Can't you see I'm concentrating? ''[starts to go under and around the rock]'' Yes! You see what happens when you let me make my own decisions? Now, maybe we'll get somewh- ''[screams]'' ''[The drill goes through the roof of a subterranean cavern and they fall into a completely-enclosed underground cave. The miner lands in an underground river and Plankton comes out the exhaust pipe]'' What happened? ''[Karen appears on her mobile base]''}}
-{{L|Karen|Well, right before you started "making your own decisions", I was about to say we were digging right above an underground cave! ''[She shows a diagram on her monitor— The cave is like an underground rock bowl, with no exits except the tunnel the drill made through the top of the "roof". Plankton looks around at the river flowing through it, the dark bluish-gray stalactites dripping with water. A waterfall runs out the upper side of a cave rock "wall"]''}}
+{{L|Karen|Well, right before you started "making your own decisions," I was about to say we were digging right above an underground cave! ''[shows a diagram on her monitor— The cave is like an underground rock bowl, with no exits except the tunnel the drill made through the top of the "roof." Plankton looks around at the river flowing through it, the dark bluish-gray stalactites dripping with water. A waterfall runs out the upper side of a cave rock "wall"]''}}
-{{L|Plankton|The majesty! I've never seen such beauty. ''[He starts to cry, and Karen has spark plug-shaped "tears" coming down on her screen]''}}
+{{L|Plankton|The majesty! I've never seen such beauty. ''[starts to cry, and Karen has spark plug-shaped "tears" coming down on her screen]''}}
 {{L|Karen|Sob, sob, cry, sob...}}
 {{L|Plankton|It's just a shame no one else can see it!}}
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 {{L|Cave Dweller #1|''[Scream]''}}
 {{L|Harold|You know, this stuff is hideously inedible, but the decor is so amazing, I can't resist spending my money here!}}
-{{L|Cave Dweller #1|''[Scream]'' ''[Harold walks away smiling, despite the spit and slobber from the cave creature cashier. SpongeBob is next in line]''}}
+{{L|Cave Dweller #1|''[screams]'' ''[Harold walks away smiling, despite the spit and slobber from the cave creature cashier. SpongeBob is next in line]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|2 orders of Chum Nuggets, please!}}
-{{L|Cave Dweller #1|''[Scream]''}}
+{{L|Cave Dweller #1|''[screams]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|That certainly is chum! And such steamy chumminess deserves recompense!}}
-{{L|Plankton|Oh, I'll take that! ''[SpongeBob happily hands Plankton some money]'' Eat your blackened, twisted, money-grubbing heart out, Krabs! ''[He hops over to his register, stuffed and overflowing with money]'' I'm even profiting off of your most loyal ally! I'm running out of space for this stuff! Got an empty safe I can borrow, Krabs? ''[Plankton laughs coldly]'' But seriously, this is getting really heavy.}}
+{{L|Plankton|Oh, I'll take that! ''[SpongeBob happily hands Plankton some money]'' Eat your blackened, twisted, money-grubbing heart out, Krabs! ''[hops over to his register, stuffed and overflowing with money]'' I'm even profiting off of your most loyal ally! I'm running out of space for this stuff! Got an empty safe I can borrow, Krabs? ''[laughs coldly]'' But seriously, this is getting really heavy.}}
 {{L|''[Falls under the weight of all his money. Patrick sits at a table with 2 Chum Sticks and slides the chum off the stick with his teeth when SpongeBob joins him]''}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Patrick, isn't this place amazing? ''[Patrick tries to respond with a mouthful, spitting food into SpongeBob's eyes. SpongeBob blinks and his eyes fling the food back into Patrick's mouth]'' Here are your Chum Nuggets, buddy. ''[SpongeBob pushes a polystyrene foam take-out container towards Patrick]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Patrick, isn't this place amazing? ''[Patrick tries to respond with a mouthful, spitting food into SpongeBob's eyes. SpongeBob blinks and his eyes fling the food back into Patrick's mouth]'' Here are your Chum Nuggets, buddy. ''[pushes a polystyrene foam take-out container towards Patrick]''}}
-{{L|Patrick|Oh, I almost forgot! Here's your Chum Kebab! ''[Patrick hands him a drool covered Popsicle stick]''}}
+{{L|Patrick|Oh, I almost forgot! Here's your Chum Kabob! ''[hands him a drool covered Popsicle stick]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Um, I guess you don't come down here for the food, anyways. You come down for the subterranean splendor of the Chum Caverns!}}
 {{L|Patrick|''[spits more food into SpongeBob's eyes while trying to speak]'' That, and the gift shop.}}
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 {{L|''[Mr. Krabs bursts through with a jackhammer]''}}
 {{L|Plankton|Krabs? What are you doing here?}}
-{{L|Mr. Krabs|I'm here to steal back me customers, with the savory flavor of the Krabby Patty! ''[He moves a patty back and forth before their eyes, and they drool and their heads follow it like a dog]'' Now, go get it! ''[Motions to SpongeBob, who is manning a burger stand vendor labelled "The Krusty Krab". All of the customers rush over]''}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|I'm here to steal back me customers, with the savory flavor of the Krabby Patty! ''[moves a patty back and forth before their eyes, and they drool and their heads follow it like a dog]'' Now, go get it! ''[motions to SpongeBob, who is manning a burger stand vendor labelled "The Krusty Krab." All of the customers rush over]''}}
 {{L|Plankton|Krabs, you can't just slither down here and steal all my customers! It's unethical!}}
 {{L|Mr. Krabs|Unethical? This is perfectly legit! I call all building rights under my restaurant!}}
-{{L|Plankton|Sea turtles! He called it! He always was good with legal jargon. ''[Plankton jumps onto his drill from earlier]'' Alright, Krabs, if you think it's fair to undercut my business, then I'm gonna undercut you! ''[Plankton digs underneath Mr. Krabs, which causes the ground Mr. Krabs is standing on to crumble, and him to fall a story down]''}}
+{{L|Plankton|Sea turtles! He called it! He always was good with legal jargon. ''[jumps onto his drill from earlier]'' Alright, Krabs, if you think it's fair to undercut my business, then I'm gonna undercut you! ''[digs underneath Mr. Krabs, which causes the ground Mr. Krabs is standing on to crumble, and him to fall a story down]''}}
 {{L|Plankton|Heh, heh, heh! How does it feel, Krabs? Being in the hole, so to speak. Not well, I'd imagine. Now hold still so I can bury you.}}
-{{L|Mr. Krabs|Not if I bury you first! ''[He tunnels under Plankton with his jackhammer, so the chunk of rock Plankton's on falls, too. The customers and SpongeBob watch, all wearing the stalagmite hats]''}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|Not if I bury you first! ''[tunnels under Plankton with his jackhammer, so the chunk of rock Plankton's on falls, too. The customers and SpongeBob watch, all wearing the stalagmite hats]''}}
-{{L|Plankton|Fine, Krabs, have it your way! ''[Each constantly tunnel under each other, a spoof the the arcade game, "Dig Dug", until they fall into a very deep tunnel, and rocks seal it up. Mr. Krabs' gasps echo throughout the crevice]''}}
+{{L|Plankton|Fine, Krabs, have it your way! ''[Each constantly tunnel under each other, a spoof of the arcade game, "Dig Dug," until they fall into a very deep tunnel, and rocks seal it up. Mr. Krabs' gasps echo throughout the crevice]''}}
-{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[gasp]'' We're trapped! Trapped! Trapped, I tell you!}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[gasps]'' We're trapped! Trapped! Trapped, I tell you!}}
 {{L|Plankton|This is all your fault! I oughta boil and butter you for this!}}
 {{L|Mr. Krabs|Plankton, I don't think you grasp the severity of our situation. We're trapped down here. As in, there is no way out!}}
-{{L|Plankton|Ha! There may be no way out for you, Krabs, but you needn't worry about me! My diminutive stature allows me to slip through rubble with ease. ''[He tries to slip between some gravel, but cannot because they are too heavy]''}}
+{{L|Plankton|Ha! There may be no way out for you, Krabs, but you needn't worry about me! My diminutive stature allows me to slip through rubble with ease. ''[tries to slip between some gravel, but they are too heavy]''}}
 {{L|Plankton|I can't make it. We're doomed!}}
 {{L|Mr. Krabs|Uh-huh. That's what I've been trying to tell you. ''[The two wail]'' Comfort me! ''[They embrace each other and sob]''}}
-{{L|French narrator|''[sniffle]'' 15 minutes later...}}
+{{L|French Narrator|''[sniffles]'' 15 minutes later...}}
 {{L|''[They both somehow now have gray beards]''}}
 {{L|Mr. Krabs|Aw, look at us! Old, gray...}}
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 {{L|Mr. Krabs|Hang on a minute, don't you hear that? ''[SpongeBob breaks through the top with a jackhammer]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Surprise!}}
-{{L|Mr. Krabs|Woo-hoo! You found us! I oughta pay you for this!}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|You found us, boy! Woo-hoo! I oughta pay you for this!}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Or, just pay me for the job I already do!}}
-{{L|Mr. Krabs|Hey, Plankton, we're free! ''[Tears off his beard]''}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|Hey, Plankton, we're free! ''[tears off his beard]''}}
 {{L|Mr. Krabs|Where'd he go? ''[Plankton is running up the tunnel with the jackhammer]''}}
 {{L|Plankton|I'm way ahead of you, Krabs!}}
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 {{L|Plankton|I am, and I will!}}
 {{L|Mr. Krabs|But what about our deal?}}
-{{L|Plankton|What? We're still working together, come on! You're helping me steal your formula! ''[He tunnels up and resurfaces on the other side of the Krusty Krab]''}}
+{{L|Plankton|What? We're still working together, come on! You're helping me steal your formula! ''[tunnels up and resurfaces on the other side of the Krusty Krab]''}}
-{{L|Mr. Krabs|That's it. Just wait til I get me claws on your... ''[Plankton is digging up to the Krusty Krab]''}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|That's it. Just wait 'til I get me claws on your... ''[Plankton is digging up to the Krusty Krab]''}}
 {{L|Plankton|Aha! Now time to get that formula! ''[The land beneath the Krusty Krab begins to crumble, and we see a view of all the tunnels made in the episode has left no support for the building, so it sinks into the earth and lands at the bottom of the tunnels. Now, SpongeBob, Plankton, Mr. Krabs and all the customers are stuck in the Krusty Krab, and the cave-in sealed the doors]''}}
 {{L|Mr. Krabs|Satisfied with yourself, Plankton? Now you've trapped us all underground!}}
 {{L|Gus|But at least we're trapped in a good restaurant!}}
 {{L|Mr. Krabs|Captive customers! I should've thought of it sooner! But without Squidward, I need someone to work the register. ''[Cut to Plankton and a cave creature working the register. The creature raises its whip]''}}
-{{L|Cave Dweller #2|''[Screams]''}}
+{{L|Cave Dweller #2|''[screams]''}}