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{{L|''[The episode opens at the Krusty Krab, at closing time.]''}}
{{L|''[The episode opens at the Krusty Krab, at closing time.]''}}
{{L|Squidward|Just clock out already!}}
{{L|Squidward|Just clock out already!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|I'm trying Squidward, but clocking out is the most upsetting part of the day. At least soon I'll be home, where I can relive all the wonderful moments from my day at work. ''[has flashback]'' I'm all over it boss man. ''[makes patty]'' Order up Gare-ward!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|I'm trying, Squidward, but clocking out is the most upsetting part of the day! ''[Squidward slaps himself in the face]'' At least soon, I'll be home where I can relive all the wonderful moments from my day at work. ''[Flashback, in SpongeBob's house, where he's cooking Krabby Patties, with a bag of flour dressed like Mr. Krabs standing right next to him]'' I'm all over it, boss man! Order up, Gare-ward! ''[Gary has a bag on him that has a picture of Squidward on it]''}}
{{L|Gary|Meow-Meow. ''[meow version of Yeah Yeah]''}}
{{L|Gary|Meow! ''[Saying yeah-yeah in snail form]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|It's so hard to leave, even for one night.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|It's just so hard to leave, even for one night! ''[Sobs]''}}
{{L|Squidward|I beg to differ. ''[switches ID cards]'' I mean, just look at this place ''[cuts to shot of the mess that happened at the restaurant]'', it's disgusting. Not to mention our cheap boss.}}
{{L|Squidward|''[Squidward takes SpongeBob's ID and clocks both IDs out]'' I beg to differ. I mean, just look at this place! ''[Shows Krusty Krab, which is a filthy mess]'' It's disgusting, not to mention our cheap boss!}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[flips penny from the floor with a spatula, in his hand]'' Woo-hoo! Got it. Hey who are you calling cheap?}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[Shown trying to get a penny out of the floorboards with a spatula]'' Woo-hoo! Got it! Hey, who are you calling cheap?}}
{{L|Squidward|The guy who won't even spree for a doormat!}}
{{L|Squidward|The guy who won't even spring for a doormat! ''[Shows door, which has no doormat in front of it]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Oh, give me a break Mr. Complains a Lot, as if you know anything about running a restaurant. ''[laughs]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Oh, give me a break, Mr. Complainsalot! As if you would know anything about running a restaurant! ''[laughs]''}}
{{L|Squidward|Well if I did run a restaurant, my exquisite taste in gourmet know-how would have customers waiting in line for years, just to get a table.}}
{{L|Squidward|Well, if I did run a restaurant, my exquisite taste and gourmet know-how would have customers waiting in line for years just to get a table!}}
{{L|Mr: Krabs|''[laughs to himself]'' See you fellas tomorrow. Gourmet know-how. ''[laughs]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[laughing and chortling]'' See you fellows tomorrow! Gourmet know-how! ''[laughing]''}}
{{L|Squidward|Laugh it up! My knowledge and intelligence could even make the Chum Bucket a success}}
{{L|Squidward|Laugh it up! My knowledge and intelligence could make even the Chum Bucket a success! ''[Plankton spies on Squidward and SpongeBob and follows them]''}}
{{L|Plankton|Hey, hey, hey! I'm yelling over here! ''[jumps on SpongeBob and then on Squidward's head]''}}
{{L|Plankton|Hey! Hey! Hey! I'm yelling over here! ''[Plankton jumps on Squidward]''}}
{{L|Squidward|Ouch! I think I picked up a tick. ''[rips plankton off his head]'' Plankton, what do you want?}}
{{L|Squidward|Ouch, I think I picked up a tick! ''[Squidward takes Plankton off the side of his head]'' Plankton?! What do you want?}}
{{L|Plankton|Well I like to take you up on your offer to make a Chum Bucket a success!}}
{{L|Plankton|Well, I'd like to take you up on your offer to make the Chum Bucket a success!}}
{{L|Squidward|Oh, I don't know about that.}}
{{L|Squidward|Oh, I don't know about that.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|I don't value you at all! ''[laughs]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|I don't value you at all! ''[laughs]''}}
{{L|Squidward|I'll do it.}}
{{L|Squidward|I'll do it. ''[SpongeBob taps Squidward to get his attention]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[pokes Squidward and he notices him]'' Don't you think that working at the Chum Bucket ''AND'' The Krusty Krab is a conflict of interest Squidward?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Don't you think that working at the Chum Bucket'' and ''the Krusty Krab is a conflict of interest, Squidward?}}
{{L|Squidward|Gee SpongeBob, I haven't thought of that, you're right. I quit.}}
{{L|Squidward|Oh, geez, SpongeBob, I hadn't thought about that! You're right! I quit. ''[Episode cuts to Squidward entering the Chum Bucket]'' Eh, a bit industrial, but I can make it work. ''[Episode cuts to the Chum Bucket kitchen]'' You call this a kitchen? We should start by tearing out this wall so the chef is visible to his adoring fans!}}
{{L|''[bubble transition to the interior of the Chum Bucket]''}}
{{L|Karen|Great! ''Two'' megalomaniacs.}}
{{L|Squidward|Euggh, a bit industrial but I can make it work.}}
{{L|Squidward|I don't see any use for all these old pack traps. We should just break them down for parts. ''[Squidward tears out the traps]''}}
{{L|Squidward| ''[enters the kitchen of the Chum Bucket]'' You call this a kitchen? We should start by tearing out this wall so the chef is visible to his adoring fans.}}
{{L|Plankton|But, but that's my chum-fueled antennae massager!}}
{{L|Karen|Great, ''two'' megalomaniacs.}}
{{L|Squidward|Oh, I'm sorry! Remind me, who's in complete creative control here?}}
{{L|Squidward|I don't see any use for these ol' claptraps. We should just break them down for parts. ''[tears claptraps out]''}}
{{L|Plankton|Anyone can come in and redecorate, pal, but you still haven't proven how you're gonna make chum edible!}}
{{L|Plankton|But, but that's my Chum fueled antenna massager.}}
{{L|Squidward|So I guess the proof is in the pudding, then, isn't it?}}
{{L|Squidward|Oh, I'm sorry, remind me, who's in complete creative control here?!}}
{{L|Plankton|You're making chum pudding?}}
{{L|Plankton|Anyone can come in and redecorate pal, but you still haven't proven how you're going to make Chum edible.}}
{{L|Squidward|I'm making Chum Fricassee. ''[Pulls a lever to bring down a big blob of chum to make fricassee]''}}
{{L|Squidward|So I guess the proof is in the pudding, then isn't it?}}
{{L|Plankton|You're making Chum pudding?}}
{{L|Squidward|I'm making Chum Fricassee. ''[pulls the string and squirts out the Chum from the dispenser into the wheel barrel]''}}
{{L|Plankton|Frica-what?}}
{{L|Plankton|Frica-what?}}
{{L|Squidward|You see Plankton ''[puts a finger into chum and picks it up with it]'', there's a trick to making Chum edible. ''[smells the chum and flings it back into the wheel barrel]'' We just have to follow Grandma Tentacles secret fricassee recipe.}}
{{L|Squidward|See, Plankton, there's a trick to making chum edible. ''[Squidward smells the bad stench of chum]'' We just have to follow old Grandma Tentacles' secret fricassee recipe.}}
{{L|Plankton|Secret recipe, you say huh? What's in it? ''[pulls out notepad and pencil]''}}
{{L|Plankton|Secret recipe, you say, huh? ''[Plankton pulls out a pencil and pad]'' What's in it?}}
{{L|Squidward|Nice try, tiny cyclops, you won't get Grandma's delicate mix of seasonings and spices ''that'' easily. But, preparation cannot be rushed, each batch much simmer for exactly 24 hours.}}
{{L|Squidward|Nice try, tiny Cyclops. You won't get Grandma's delicate mix of seasonings and spices that easily, but preparation cannot be rushed. Each batch must simmer for exactly 24 hours.}}
{{L|French Narrator|24 hours later...}}
{{L|French Narrator|Twenty-four hours later....}}
{{L|''[cuts to Plankton resting his head on the dining table and a spatula flips the fricassee on the plate]''}}
{{L|''[24 hours later, Plankton is sleeping when Squidward puts a scoop of Chum Fricassee on his plate]''}}
{{L|Plankton|Who took my blue blanky!? ''[notice the fricassee on the plate]'' Huh, this is the secret stuff? Doesn't look very promising.}}
{{L|Plankton|Who took my blue blankie? Huh? This is the secret stuff? Doesn't look very promising.}}
{{L|Squidward|Oh just taste it already!}}
{{L|Squidward|Oh, just taste it already!}}
{{L|Plankton|''[sniffs fricassee]'' Well the smell doesn't make me wretch. ''[scoops up a piece with a spoon and tries it]'' Hey, that ain't bad at all! ''[takes second scoop and tries it]'' It's actually amazing! ''[jumps on the table and eats the whole thing, and throws away the spoon and the plate]'' This is gold in the form of chum! ''[jumps on Squidward's head]'' Squidward my friend, you'll be the toast of Bikini Bottom! This recipe is going to make you a star.}}
{{L|Plankton|''[Plankton smells the fricassee]'' Well, the smell doesn't make me retch... ''[Plankton takes a bite out of the fricassee]'' Hey, that ain't bad at all! ''[Takes another bite out of the fricassee]'' It's actually amazing! ''[Plankton throws away the spoon and excitedly gobbles down the fricassee. Plankton puts his hands on his cheeks and cries tears of joy]'' This is gold in the form of chum! Squidward, my friend, you'll be the toast of Bikini Bottom! This recipe is going to make you a star.}}
{{L|Squidward|A star.}}
{{L|Squidward|A star.}}
{{L|Plankton|A star.}}
{{L|Plankton|A ''star.'' ''[Cut to a TV show intro of "Flavors of the Bottom"]''}}
{{L|Announcer for Flavors of the Bottom |Hello hungry eaters, it's time for, Flavors of the Bottom, a delectable at dining out at Bikini Bottom,  look with your host Perch Perkins!}}
{{L|TV Announcer|Hello, hungry eaters! It's time for... ''Flavors of the Bottom'', a collectible look at dining out in Bikini Bottom! With your host, Perch Perkins.}}
{{L|Perch Perkins|Hey all you bottom feeders! If you already eaten, well you might want to make room for seconds! ''[camera zooms out to a shot of Le' Chum Bucket]'' ''[cuts to the interior]'' Cause' we are tasting Bikini Bottom's new upscale eatery, Le' Chum Bucket. ''[cuts to classy customers at the table]'' Look at all those classy diners. What's on the menu? It's called, Chum Fricassee. ''[cuts back to him]'' Earlier, I spoke to head chef Squidward Tentacles. He shared with us why it's such a, Frica-success!}}
{{L|Perch Perkins|Hey, all you bottom-feeders. If you've already eaten, well, you better make room for seconds, because we are tasting Bikini Bottom's sensational, new, upscale eatery, Le Chum Bucket. Look at all those classy diners! What's on the menu? It's called Chum Fricassee. Earlier, I spoke to head chef Squidward Tentacles. He shared with us why it's such a frica-success.}}
{{L|''[customers eat it with a fork, only to like it, throw away the fork, and eat the whole thing off their plates]''}}
{{L|Squidward|''[on the news]'' Actually, I can't share the recipe with you. It's a secret.}}
{{L|Squidward|Actually, I can't share the recipe with you, it's a secret. }}
{{L|''[Episode cuts to the Krusty Krab, where Mr. Krabs is watching the news on TV]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[cuts to him watching his restaurant be a success on the news with a TV on the table]'' What?}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|What!?}}
{{L|Plankton|''[laughs]'' That's right Krabs ''[TV view goes back in full screen]'', now we have a secret formula, and it's a bottle, and you can't have it! ''[laughs]''}}
{{L|Plankton|Ha-ha-ha! That's right, Krabs! Now, we have a secret formula, and it's in a bottle, and you can't have it! Ha-ha!}}
{{L|Squidward|Give me that, please. ''[snatches formula out of Plankton's hand]'' Thank you.}}
{{L|Squidward|Give that back, please. ''[Squidward snatches the recipe from Plankton]'' Thank you.}}
{{L|Plankton|''[yells into microphone]'' Secret!}}
{{L|Plankton|Secret!}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Shhhh ''[stammering]'', what's gotten into you?! ''[whispers]'' High fo-looting customers don't bark on the top of their lungs like a sea dog!}}
{{L|Perch Perkins|Well, it's clearly no secret....}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Reservation?! In this sinkhole?!}}
{{L|Fred|Say, "Fricassee." ''[takes picture of himself along with his bride and Squidward]''}}
{{L|Squidward|What's seems to be the problem? Well, well, well, ''[blows Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob's disguises off their faces with a fan]'' if it isn't Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob. Now just follow me. I believe I have a table reserved just for you. ''[the 'table' that Squidward 'reserved' for Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob turns out to be a toilet. Squidward puts a tablecloth on the toilet]'' Bon Appetit, Suckers! ''[laughs at them as he walks away. Soon, everyone joins in the humiliation by laughing at Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob as they leave the restaurant in sadness]'' See you in two years! ''[laughs and scoffs at them]''}}
{{L|Perch Perkins|...that Le Chum Bucket is a hit.}}
{{L|Customers|Chef Squidward, Chef Squidward! Will you sign this please? ''[holds up their dishes with Squidward's Chum Fricassee on them]''}}
{{L|Squidward|Anything for my fans.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|This is mutiny! ''[bangs the table, making the TV go static]'' And the public is actually eating it! Well, at least our loyal clientele haven't jumped on the chum wagon.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Don't speak too soon, Mr. Krabs. ''[The Krusty Krab looks empty]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|So, we're having a slow day. At least Old Jethra has stuck with us. That Krabby Patty hitting the spot, Jethra?}}
{{L|Old Jethra|Actually, they was all filled up at the Chum Bucket, so I had to get my chum to go. ''[he reveals that he is actually eating Squidward's Chum Fricassee rather than a Krabby Patty]'' I got it signed by Squidward himself, though.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[shocked by what he heard, his eyes, claws, and feet exploded. He then regrows his eyes but in an angry mood]'' Time to get to the bottom of this. ''[cuts to nightfall in Le Chum Bucket with a huge line. Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob enters the restaurant disguised as rich noblemen in tuxedos]'' Oohh! Just act like another fancy customer.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Aye, aye, Mr. Krabs! ''[Mr. Krabs covers SpongeBob mouth]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Shh! ''[stammering]'' What's gotten into you? Highfalutin customers don't bark at the top of their lungs like a seadog.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Oops, uh... I mean, I fancy a bit of the old chum. Indeed I do, Squire.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Good evening, Madam. Table for two, please?}}
{{L|Karen|Your name?}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|I be Eugene....er.... I mean, uh, ''[looks at the used ketchup wrapper on the floor]'' Sir Krumple O'Wrapper. Uh, that's me name. Don't wear it out.}}
{{L|Karen|Alright, let's pull up your reservation. ''[looks through the reservation sheet]'' Oh, I'm so sorry, sir. I'm not showing any "O'Wrapper."}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Reservation? In this sinkhole?!}}
{{L|Karen|There's a two-year wait for a table.}}
{{L|Karen|There's a two-year wait for a table.}}
{{L|Plankton|Yeah, see how you like it Krabs! ''[laughs]''}}
{{L|Squidward|''[walks over to Karen; annoyed]'' What's seems to be the problem? ''[much to his surprise, he notices Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob on their mustache disguises and doesn't buy it]'' Well, well, well, ''[blows Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob's disguises off their faces with a fan]'' if it isn't Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob. Now just follow me. I believe I have a table reserved just for you. ''[the 'table' that Squidward 'reserved' for Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob turns out to be a toilet. It turns out that Squidward just wanted to get his revenge on Mr. Krabs for not valuing him and SpongeBob for all those times he annoyed him. Squidward puts a tablecloth on the toilet]'' Bon Appetit, Suckers! ''[laughs at them as he walks away. Soon, everyone joins in the humiliation by laughing at Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob as they leave the restaurant in sadness and humiliation]'' See you in two years! ''[laughs and scoffs at them]''}}
{{L|''[the whole crowd laughs at them while they walk away in misery]''}}
{{L|Plankton|Yeah, see how you like it, Krabs! ''[laughs along with Squidward as Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob leave]''}}
{{L|French Narrator| One week later...}}
{{L|French Narrator|One week later... ''[cuts to a long line at Le Chum Bucket. Squidward continues to sign his fan's autograph book]''}}
{{L|''[shows a line of Squidward's fans]''}}
{{L|Nancy-Suzy Fish|I was here first!}}
{{L|Nancy-Suzy Fish|I was here first!}}
{{L|Tyler|No, I was!}}
{{L|Steve|No, I was!}}
{{L|Squidward|One at a time, please.}}
{{L|Squidward|One at a time, please.}}
{{L|Nancy-Suzy Fish|Oh, Mr. Tentacles, it's so nice to finally meet you!}}
{{L|Nancy-Suzy Fish|Oh, Mr. Tentacles, it's so nice to finally meet you!}}
{{L|Squidward|Yes, isn't it? ''[signs her autograph book with Squidward's picture on it]'' Next? Whoa! ''[notices the line is becoming long and slow]'' Plankton!}}
{{L|Squidward|Yes, isn't it? ''[signs her autograph book with Squidward's picture on it]'' Next? Whoa! ''[notices the line is becoming long and slow]'' Plankton!}}
{{L|Plankton|''[frying the chum fricassee in nuggets]'' Yeah, what's up?}}
{{L|Plankton|''[frying the Chum Fricassee in nuggets]'' Yeah, what's up?}}
{{L|Squidward|Are you not seeing the line of people out there?! What's the hold-up with the new batch of Fricassee?!}}
{{L|Squidward|Are you not seeing the line of people out there?! What's the hold-up with the new batch of Fricassee?}}
{{L|Plankton|What's the hold-up? You said it took exactly 24 hours. ''[points to the machine with the cooking time at about an hour before 24 hours]''}}
{{L|Plankton|What's the hold-up? You said it took exactly 24 hours. ''[points to the machine with the cooking time at a few minutes before 24 hours]''}}
{{L|Squidward|I don't care if it isn't finished! Just take the orders!}}
{{L|Squidward|I don't care if it isn't finished! Just take the orders!}}
{{L|Plankton|But I haven't even sauteed it yet. Whatever you say. ''[cuts to Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob sitting alone on the side of the road]''}}
{{L|Plankton|But I haven't even sautéed it yet. Whatever you say. ''[cuts to Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob sitting alone on the curb]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[sniffs]'' What am I gonna do? What am I gonna do? ''[cries as SpongeBob comforts him]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[sniffs in sadness]'' What am I gonna do? What am I gonna do? ''[cries in despair as SpongeBob comforts him]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, sir, I'm sure that the new Chum Fricassee can't taste better than a Krabby Patty. ''[cuts to a customer walking out of Le Chum Bucket with leftover in his bag]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, sir, I'm sure that the new Chum Fricassee can't taste better than a Krabby Patty. ''[cuts to a customer walking out of Le Chum Bucket with leftover in his bag]''}}
{{L|Plankton|Thank you, sir. Come again. Enjoy your leftovers.}}
{{L|Plankton|Thank you, sir. Come again. Enjoy your leftovers.}}
{{L|Tyler|Oh, I will. ''[sees Mr. Krabs crying in agony and grief. Tyler gives Mr. Krabs his leftovers]'' Please, sir. Take my chum. It's the least I can do to help. Poor guys.}}
{{L|Steve|Oh, I will. ''[sees Mr. Krabs crying in agony and grief with SpongeBob. Steve gives Mr. Krabs his leftovers]'' Please... sir. Take my chum. ''[stutters]'' It's the least I can do to help. ''[sighs]'' Poor guys.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[digs into the bag and pulls out the leftover Chum Fricassee]'' You go first, boy.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[digs into the bag and pulls out the leftover Chum Fricassee]'' You go first, boy.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[takes a bite of the Chum Fricassee]'' Hey, this is great!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[takes a bite of the Chum Fricassee]'' Hey, this is great!}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Better than a Krabby Patty?}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Better than a Krabby Patty?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|A what?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|A what?}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[also takes a bite of the Chum Fricassee and gasps]'' This is delicious! No! I'm ruined! ''[cries in agony as SpongeBob comforts him]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[also takes a bite of the Chum Fricassee and gasps]'' This is delicirous! Noooooo! I'm ruined, ah...! ''[cries in agony as SpongeBob comforts him. Soon they need a plan that they're going to call Grandma Tentacles to stop the chum fricassee business of her grandson cooking her recipe.]''}}
{{L|Squidward|''[Meanwhile, the line keeps getting longer and longer and Squidward continues to serve his Chum Fricassee to his customers and fans]'' Here you go, folks. Enjoy my world-famous Fricassee. ''[All of a sudden, someone bursts through the front door, which turns out to be Squidward's paternal grandmother and she's not very happy]'' Grandma!}}
{{L|Squidward|''[Meanwhile, the line keeps getting longer and longer and Squidward continues to serve his Chum Fricassee to his customers and fans]'' Here you go, folks. Enjoy my world famous Fricassee. ''[All of a sudden, someone bursts through the front door which turns out to be Squidward's grandmother and she's not very happy]'' Grandma!?}}
{{L|Grandma Tentacles|''[enters the restaurant and corners her grandson by the kitchen doors]'' Someone's been cooking my recipe ''[sniffs]'' and they're doing it wrong!}}
{{L|Grandma Tentacles|''[enters the restaurant and corners her grandson by the kitchen doors]'' Someone's been cooking my recipe, ''[sniffs]'' and they're doing it wrong!}}
{{L|Squidward|What are you doing here?}}
{{L|Squidward|What are you doing here?}}
{{L|Grandma Tentacles|Saving my recipe from my bumbling grandson! ''[crushes Squidward's foot with her walker]''}}
{{L|Grandma Tentacles|Saving my recipe from my bumbling grandson. ''[crushes Squidward's foot with her walker]''}}
{{L|Squidward|''[in pain]'' Ow! I didn't do it! Uh, uh, it was him! ''[points to Plankton]''}}
{{L|Squidward|Ow! I didn't do it! Uh, uh, it was him! ''[points to Plankton]''}}
{{L|''[Plankton is seen exiting the kitchen with the plate of chum and hears what Squidward said about him, becomes furious. He throws the plate of chums in rage and pins the blame back on Squidward.]''}}
{{L|Plankton|What?! Oh, you're not pinning this on me! You said you didn't care if it was ready or not!}}
{{L|Plankton|What?! Oh, you're not pinning this on me! You said you didn't care if it was ready or not!}}
{{L|Squidward|Okay, I admit it! I admit it! But--but what's the big deal? ''[Grandma Tentacles crushes her grandson’s foot with her walker again, for the second time]'' Ow!}}
{{L|Squidward|''[fearfully]'' Ok, I admit it! I admit it! But—but—but what's the big deal? ''[Grandma Tentacles crushes his foot with her walker for second time]'' Ow!}}
{{L|Grandma Tentacles|The big deal is when the chum is not cooked for exactly 24 hours, it causes severe tummy trouble!}}
{{L|Grandma Tentacles|The big deal is when the chum is not cooked for ''exactly'' 24 hours, it causes severe tummy trouble.}}
{{L|''[Listening to Grandma Tentacles’ words, the customers get angry.]''}}
{{L|''[Listening to Grandma Tentacles, customers form a mob. The customers are enraged by what they're hearing to Grandma Tentacles.]''}}
{{L|Male Fish|You fed us, undercooked chum?!}}
{{L|Male Fish|You fed us undercooked chum?!}}
{{L|Grandma Tentacles|Tear him apart, people!}}
{{L|Grandma Tentacles|Tear him apart, people! ''[The fancy customers form a mob and start to attack Squidward and Plankton. They do an uproar, following what his grandmother says.]''}}
{{L|''[She walks off while the customers form a mob and start to attack Squidward. They do an uproar, following what his paternal grandmother says.]''}}
{{L|Fred|I've had it, and I'm not gonna take it anymore! ''[Fred picks up a trash can, then throws it on a table. Other customers throw their chum meals on the ground and on the wall of the Chum Bucket. Another customer rips apart of an awning. Frank grabs a napkin holder, throwing napkins on the floor. Plankton pops up near the napkins.]''}}
{{L|Fred|I've had it and I'm not gonna take it anymore! ''[Fred picks up a trash can then throws it on a table. Other customers throw their chum meals on the ground and on the wall of the Chum Bucket. Another customer rips apart of an awning. Frank grabs a napkin holder, throwing napkins on the floor. Plankton pops up near the napkins.]''}}
{{L|Plankton|Not the napkins! ''[Frank doesn't listen to Plankton.]''}}
{{L|Plankton|Not the napkins! ''[Frank doesn't listen to Plankton.]''}}
{{L|Angry Mob|''[An ax chops Squidward's picture in half.]'' He got what he deserves, that's what I say! ''[Elsewhere in the exterior of Le Chum Bucket, it bursts into flames caused by the mob. As the restaurant is on fire, the customers run out of the Chum Bucket]'' It's on fire! It's all burning! Run! ''[the fire incinerates the restaurant, leaving only Plankton and Squidward standing with charred faces]''}}
{{L|Angry Mob|''[An axe chops Squidward's picture in half.]'' He got what he deserves, that's what I say! ''[Else where in the exterior of Le Chum Bucket, it bursts into flames caused by the mob. As the restaurant is on fire, the customers run out of the bucket building.]'' It's on fire! It's all burning! Run! ''[the fire incinerates the restaurant, leaving only Plankton and Squidward standing with charred faces]''}}
{{L|Plankton|My restaurant! ''[cries]''}}
{{L|Plankton|My restaurant! ''[begins crying]''}}
{{L|Squidward|My fan base! ''[cries harder before his paternal grandmother appears.]''}}
{{L|Squidward|My fan base! ''[Squidward also starts sobbing]''}}
{{L|Grandma Tentacles|I hope you learned your lesson, genius! ''[crushes Squidward's foot with her walker for the third time]''}}
{{L|Grandma Tentacles|I hope you learned your lesson, genius. ''[crushes Squidward's foot with her walker for third time as a punishment for his selfishness and wrongful acts]''}}
{{L|Squidward|Ow! ''[Plankton and Squidward wail]''}}
{{L|Squidward|Ow! ''[cries along with Plankton in despair]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[cuts to the Krusty Krab]'' Gee, Mr. Krabs, it sure was nice of you to hire Squidward back. Especially since he tried to destroy your business and all.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[cuts to the Krusty Krab]'' Gee, Mr. Krabs. It sure was nice of you to hire Squidward back. Especially since he tried to destroy your business and all.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|I figure it's the least I can do for him after causing all that mayhem over at the Chum Bucket. In fact, I promoted him. He's our new doormat!}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|I figure it's the least I can do for him. After causing all that mayhem over at the Chum Bucket, in fact, I promoted him. He's our new doormat!}}
{{L|Squidward|Ow! ''[laying on the floor like a doormat as punishment]'' Living the dream! ''[Moaning and groaning, some customers who destroyed the Chum Bucket wipe their feet on Squidward.]''}}
{{L|Squidward|No! ''[laying on the floor like a doormat as punishment for their humiliation]'' Living the dream! ''[Moaning and groaning, some customers who destroyed the Chum Bucket wipe their feet on Squidward and the episode ends.]''}}
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