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{{L|Squidward|Well... this is the end. ''[head falls on the ground]''}} | {{L|Squidward|Well... this is the end. ''[head falls on the ground]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|No, it's not, Squidward!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|No, it's not, Squidward!}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|''[building coffins]'' It's not?}} | {{L|Patrick|''[hearing this, he stops building the coffins they were gonna sleep in]'' It's not?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Come on, guys, we're gonna be fine! ''[patting Squidward's head]'' As long as we stick together. Remember, we're a club!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Come on, guys, we're gonna be fine! ''[patting Squidward's head]'' As long as we stick together. Remember, we're a club!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|''[they do the victory screech again]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|''[they do the victory screech again]''}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|''[giggling]'' Ooh!}} | {{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|''[giggling]'' Ooh!}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|You've got to be kidding! That is just a stupid toy! How can that possibly help us?!}} | {{L|Squidward|You've got to be kidding! That is just a stupid toy! How can that possibly help us?!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[gasps]'' Squidward | {{L|SpongeBob|''[gasps]'' Squidward! We must never question the wisdom of the Magic Conch! The club always takes its advice before we do anything!}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|The shell knows all!}} | {{L|Patrick|The shell knows all!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, Magic Conch Shell. What do we need to do to get out of the Kelp Forest? [pulls the string attached to the Magic Conch]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Oh, Magic Conch Shell. What do we need to do to get out of the Kelp Forest? [pulls the string attached to the Magic Conch]''}} | ||
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{{L|Patrick|The shell has spoken!}} | {{L|Patrick|The shell has spoken!}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Nothing?! We can't just sit here and do nothing!}} | {{L|Squidward|Nothing?! We can't just sit here and do nothing!}} | ||
{{L|''[SpongeBob and Patrick are sitting down doing nothing]''}} | {{L|''[In an instant. SpongeBob and Patrick are sitting down doing nothing, and don't move or say one word.]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|''[growls]'' I can't believe you two are gonna take advice from a toy!}} | {{L|Squidward|''[growls]'' I can't believe you two are gonna take advice from a toy!}} | ||
{{L|''[SpongeBob and Patrick still do nothing]''}} | {{L|''[SpongeBob and Patrick still do nothing and do not answer.]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|''[growls again]'' All right, all right, all right! I don't need your help. I'm gonna find my way back to sanity! ''[starts walking away in the Kelp Forest]'' But don't you two sad clowns come crying to me when your circus tent comes crashing down! Sad clowns... ''[laughs]'' sad... ''[laughs again]'' clowns. ''[laughs again. Later, he begins to run fast and grows scared and starts panting rapidly]'' What was that?! I was already here! Which way do I go?! Oh, I'm lost! ''[trips and falls]'' Oh... I'm hopelessly lost! I'll never get out of here! ''[sees light]'' Huh? ''[laughing. He goes toward the light]'' I'm free! Take that, SpongeBob and Patrick! ''[pumps fists in the air and starts laughing triumphantly but sees SpongeBob and Patrick]'' Huh? Oh... ''[falls on the ground]'' There's no way out of here. ''[scene cuts to SpongeBob and Patrick still doing nothing. A stick is thrown at Patrick's head. Squidward is putting a pan over a fire]'' How's it going over there at Club Shell-for-Brains? Mmm-mmm-mmm. I am hungry. I wonder what's on the menu for Club Squidward tonight? ''[spots a bug running around so he steps on it]'' Ah... ''[puts the bug on the pan and walks over to SpongeBob and waves the pan over his nose]'' Doesn't that smell good, SpongeBob? You haven't eaten in days. ''[walks over to Patrick]'' How about you, Patrick? A big boy's gotta eat. Well, you can't have any. ''[walks away from Patrick]'' And do you know why, SpongeBob? Because your club president is a shell! ''[shakes his butt in SpongeBob's face]'' If you had listened to me, you'd have food, shelter, and a roaring fire. But instead you listened to a talking clam... ''[moves back to Club Squidward]'' that tells you nothing! ''[stirs the pan]'' As if the answers to all your problems will fall right out of the sky! ''[laughs]'' Fall right out of the sky! ''[camera switches to an airplane falling out of the sky]''}} | {{L|Squidward|''[growls again]'' All right, all right, all right! I don't need your help. I'm gonna find my way back to sanity! ''[starts walking away in the Kelp Forest]'' But don't you two sad clowns come crying to me when your circus tent comes crashing down! Sad clowns... ''[laughs]'' sad... ''[laughs again]'' clowns. ''[laughs again. Later, he begins to run fast and grows scared and starts panting rapidly]'' What was that?! I was already here! Which way do I go?! Oh, I'm lost! ''[trips and falls]'' Oh... I'm hopelessly lost! I'll never get out of here! ''[sees light]'' Huh? ''[laughing. He goes toward the light]'' I'm free! Take that, SpongeBob and Patrick! ''[pumps fists in the air and starts laughing triumphantly but sees SpongeBob and Patrick]'' Huh? Oh... ''[falls on the ground]'' There's no way out of here. ''[scene cuts to SpongeBob and Patrick still doing nothing. A stick is thrown at Patrick's head. Squidward is putting a pan over a fire]'' How's it going over there at Club Shell-for-Brains? Mmm-mmm-mmm. I am hungry. I wonder what's on the menu for Club Squidward tonight? ''[spots a bug running around so he steps on it]'' Ah... ''[puts the bug on the pan and walks over to SpongeBob and waves the pan over his nose]'' Doesn't that smell good, SpongeBob? You haven't eaten in days. ''[walks over to Patrick]'' How about you, Patrick? A big boy's gotta eat. Well, you can't have any. ''[walks away from Patrick]'' And do you know why, SpongeBob? Because your club president is a shell! ''[shakes his butt in SpongeBob's face]'' If you had listened to me, you'd have food, shelter, and a roaring fire. But instead you listened to a talking clam... ''[moves back to Club Squidward]'' that tells you nothing! ''[stirs the pan]'' As if the answers to all your problems will fall right out of the sky! ''[laughs]'' Fall right out of the sky! ''[camera switches to an airplane falling out of the sky]''}} | ||
{{L|Scooter|Dude, we're falling right out of the sky! We gotta drop the load! ''[presses the "Drop the Load" button. The airplane drops picnic supplies to where SpongeBob and Patrick are]''}} | {{L|Scooter|Dude, we're falling right out of the sky! We gotta drop the load!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|Praise the Magic Conch! ''[victory screech. Squidward stares shockingly. The bug gets up, hits him with the stick, and runs off. SpongeBob and Patrick eat. SpongeBob eats two | {{L|''[He presses the "Drop the Load" button. The airplane drops picnic supplies to where SpongeBob and Patrick are. Once this is done, SpongeBob and Patrick immediately emerge from their state of doing nothing and stand up.]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|Praise the Magic Conch! ''[victory screech. Squidward stares shockingly. The bug gets up, hits him with the stick, and runs off. SpongeBob and Patrick eat. SpongeBob eats two Krabby Patties. Patrick eating a whole turkey in one bite. Now, when SpongeBob and Patrick are drinking, SpongeBob is drinking a can of soda and Patrick is drinking a bottle of ketchup. They laugh and Squidward goes to them]''}} | |||
{{L|Squidward|Uh, hey, uh, SpongeBob... that sure is a lot of food you got there.}} | {{L|Squidward|Uh, hey, uh, SpongeBob... that sure is a lot of food you got there.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|It's a gift from the Magic Conch.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|It's a gift from the Magic Conch.}} | ||
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{{L|Squidward|Oh, yeah, like that'll happen. Right after I consult the Magic Toenail.}} | {{L|Squidward|Oh, yeah, like that'll happen. Right after I consult the Magic Toenail.}} | ||
{{L|''[Squidward prepares to eat but SpongeBob and Patrick pull the table away and block it.]''}} | {{L|''[Squidward prepares to eat but SpongeBob and Patrick pull the table away and block it.]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[gasps]'' Squidward | {{L|SpongeBob|''[gasps]'' Squidward! Are you questioning the authority of the Magic Conch?! The conch is the one who gave us this banquet! This copyrighted conch is the cornerstone of our organization!}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|''[whispering]'' Maybe he's not a brother.}} | {{L|Patrick|''[whispering]'' Maybe he's not a brother.}} | ||
{{L|''[SpongeBob looks at Squidward wide-eyed.]''}} | {{L|''[SpongeBob looks at Squidward wide-eyed.]''}} | ||
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