Code Yellow/transcript: Difference between revisions

Latest revision as of 22:42, 1 May 2025

Template:EpisodeTranscript Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L

@@ Line 1: / Line 1: @@
-{{SpoilerRecent}}
+{{EpisodeTranscript}}
-{{EpisodeTr/206b}}
+{{L|''[The episode begins with Squidward walking along the street]''}}
-{{L|''[The episodes begins with Squidward walking along the street]''}}
+{{L|Squidward|Maybe I'll do a cute little button. ''[pulls his nose to give himself a button-nose. His nose pops out suddenly.]'' Or something a bit more manly perhaps. ''[pulls his nose hairs to create a mustache and a humanoid nose. His nose pops out back to normal suddenly]'' Upturned might be good, too. ''[breathes in, puts his thumb into his mouth, and then blows. He gets an upturned nose. Just then, SpongeBob appears in his unicycle.]''}}
-{{L|Squidward|Maybe I'll do a cute little button. ''[Pulls his nose to give himself a button-nose. His nose pops out suddenly.]'' Or something a bit more manly, perhaps. ''[pulls his nosehairs to create a mustache and a humanoid nose. His nose pops out back to normal suddenly]'' Upturn might be good too. ''[Breathes in, puts his thumb into his mouth, and then blows. He gets an upturned nose. Just then, SpongeBob appears in his unicycle.]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Hi, Squidward.}}
 {{L|Squidward|Great. ''[slaps himself]'' The idiot found me.}}
@@ Line 9: / Line 8: @@
 {{L|SpongeBob|Ooh! I used to pick my nose too, until I finally cleared it out.}}
 {{L|''[SpongeBob lifts his nose and sticks his hand in it.]''}}
-{{L|Squidward|I'm not picking my nose, SpongeBob. I'm on my way to the hospital for a nose job. Plastic surgery. I'm finally gonna get the nose I should have been born with.}}
+{{L|Squidward|I'm not picking my nose, SpongeBob. I'm on the way to the hospital for a nose job. Plastic surgery. I'm finally gonna get the nose I should have been born with.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|''[gasps]'' But, Squidward, you're a beautiful flower. You don't need to change a... ''[freaks out when he sees how hideously disgusting Squidward's nose is up close]'' Well, maybe a little work wouldn't hurt. Hey, you want a ride?}}
 {{L|Squidward|With you? Absolutely not.}}
@@ Line 18: / Line 17: @@
 {{L|''[SpongeBob removes the trashcan off of Squidward and his nose is covered with garbage.]''}}
 {{L|Nurse|Holy nostroly! You must be here for the nose job. Let's, uh, get your paperwork filled out.}}
-{{L|''[The scene changes to Squidward hooked up to the IV.]''}}
+{{L|''[Bubble transition to Squidward hooked up to the IV.]''}}
 {{L|Surgeon|You just relax, sir. The doctor will be ready for you soon.}}
-{{L|Squidward|''[inhales deeply]'' Ah, This is nice.}}
+{{L|Squidward|''[inhales deeply]'' Ah. This is nice.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Never fear, Squidward. Soon this dreary old room will be so full of well-wishing you'll never want to go home.}}
 {{L|French Narrator|Five minutes later...}}
@@ Line 28: / Line 27: @@
 {{L|''[SpongeBob pushes the bed's buttons and the bed folds Squidward into the mattress. It also made Squidward get stuck into a teddy bear.]''}}
 {{L|Teddy Bear|I love you.}}
-{{L|Squidward|''[screams as he rips the teddy off of him]'' The bed is fine!}}
+{{L|Squidward|''[grunts as he rips the teddy off of him]'' The bed is fine!}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Fluff your pillow?}}
 {{L|Squidward|No.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Fluff your IV bag?}}
 {{L|''[SpongeBob fluffs the IV bag, which makes Squidward's head buff up and down.]''}}
-{{L|Squidward|Enough, you buffoon!}}
+{{L|Squidward|'''Enough, you buffoon!'''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Well, gee, Squidward, I was just trying to be helpful.}}
 {{L|Squidward|''[sighs]'' If you want to help so badly, why don't you just go volunteer to be a candy striper? There's plenty of other people in the hospital you could torture.}}
@@ Line 43: / Line 42: @@
 {{L|Purple Doctor|Ah, Doctor, thank goodness you're here.}}
 {{L|Green Doctor|We were just looking for another physician to join us on our rounds.}}
-{{L|''[The scene changes to SpongeBob and the doctors at a patient's room.]''}}
+{{L|''[Bubble transition to SpongeBob and the doctors at a patient's room.]''}}
 {{L|Green Doctor|And what seems to be the problem today?}}
 {{L|Catfish|''[coughing]'' My throat hurts.}}
 {{L|Purple Doctor|Prescribe him a numbing throat spray. Let's move on, shall we?}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Wait a second! I think I've seen this before. ''[rubs his finger all over the catfish and abstracts some filth]'' Mm, yeah. ''[licks the filth]'' Mm-hmm. I'll need one medical sea-chicken.}}
-{{L|''[The purple doctor takes a sea-chicken out of the first aid kit. SpongeBob plucks one of the feathers and the chicken flies out through the window. SpongeBob tickles the catfish with the feather, which makes him cough up his keys.]''}}
+{{L|''[The purple doctor takes a sea-chicken out of the first aid kit. SpongeBob plucks one of the feathers of the chicken, making it cluck in pain and places the chicken on the window but it falls down. SpongeBob tickles the catfish with the feather, which makes him cough up his keys.]''}}
 {{L|Catfish|Hey, my keys. And my throat feels better.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|You see, doctors, catfish are bottom feeders. The dirt on his face led me to believe he had recently eaten something that irritated his throat. Happens to my friend Patrick all the time. ''[grunts as he pulls out a pen, pencil and paintbrush from his head]'' Mm-hmm. ''[picks a pen and writes something down on a paper]'' Try a Krabby Patty next time, sir. They go down smooth, and they taste better than car keys.}}
 {{L|Catfish|Thanks, doc.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|No need to thank me, sir. I'm here to help.}}
-{{L|''[The scene changes to SpongeBob and the doctors at another patient's room.]''}}
+{{L|''[Bubble transition to SpongeBob and the doctors at another patient's room.]''}}
 {{L|Purple Doctor|What treatment might you prescribe for this next patient, Doctor?}}
 {{L|''[The green doctor shows SpongeBob the x-ray of the patient's broken legs.]''}}
@@ Line 67: / Line 66: @@
 {{L|Runner|Thanks, doc.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Ready, set. ''[blows blowhorn as the runner runs out backwards]''}}
-{{L|''[The scene changes to the doctors talking to Mrs. Puff hooked up to the iron lung.]''}}
+{{L|''[Bubble transition to the doctors talking to Mrs. Puff hooked up to the iron lung.]''}}
 {{L|Green Doctor|And what seems to be your problem today, ma'am?}}
-{{L|Mrs. Puff|Sometimes, I just don't have it in me to puff up under my power.}}
+{{L|Mrs. Puff|Sometimes, I just don't have it in me to puff up under my own power.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Hi, Mrs. Puff.}}
 {{L|Mrs. Puff|No! Not you! ''[whimpers]'' What are you doing here?}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|''[whispers]'' Don't worry, Mrs. Puff. I'm a doctor...today. What is this crazy thing? Looks like some sort of weird submarine. ''[climbs through the iron lung]''}}
 {{L|Purple Doctor|You're kidding of course. We've placed her in an iron lung to help puff her back up.}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Ha-ha! Dive! Dive! Up periscope! Load the torpedoes. ''[imitates airplane and laughs]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Ha-ha! Dive! Dive! Up periscope! Load the torpedoes. ''[imitates airplane]''}}
-{{L|''[SpongeBob accidently kicks the lever with his foot, making the iron lung move.]''}}
+{{L|Mrs. Puff|Huh?}}
+{{L|''[SpongeBob laughs but accidentally kicks the lever, making the iron lung move.]''}}
 {{L|Mrs. Puff|''[whispers]'' Help me! ''[screams]''}}
 {{L|''[The iron lung rolls down the hallway.]''}}
@@ Line 107: / Line 107: @@
 {{L|''[SpongeBob twirls his spatula around for a few moments, impressing the doctors and surgeons.]''}}
 {{L|Doctors and surgeons|Oh! Ah!}}
-{{L|''[SpongeBob goes to do Squidward's nose job.]''}}
+{{L|''[Bubble transition to SpongeBob about to do Squidward's nose job.]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Okay, SpongeBob, this can't be too hard. Just make an incision here, and— ''[operates with the spatula and ink sprays up]'' no! Shoot! ''[the heart flips]'' Son of a gun! ''[continues to work, but breaks Squidward's foot off]'' Ah, my bad.}}
 {{L|Surgeon|I'll take that. ''[takes the foot]''}}
@@ Line 114: / Line 114: @@
 {{L|SpongeBob|He's, uh, really going to pieces over this nose job.}}
 {{L|''[The doctors and surgeons laugh.]''}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, ''[chuckles]'' Thank you! Let's try again, shall we?}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, ''[chuckles]'' thank you! Let's try again, shall we?}}
-{{L|''[SpongeBob resumes the operation and creates a patty with Squidward's tentacle in it.]''}}
+{{L|''[SpongeBob resumes the operation while whistling and creates a patty with Squidward's tentacle in it.]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Order up!}}
-{{L|''[The doctors and surgeons applaud and laugh. SpongeBob hops onto Squidward's bed and lifts his nose up. In the nostril, there's a blue ribbon in it.]''}}
+{{L|''[The doctors and surgeons applaud and laugh. Bubble transition to SpongeBob hopping onto Squidward's bed and lifting his nose up. In the nostril, there's a blue ribbon in it.]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Yow! That shouldn't be in there. ''[pulls ribbon and sees another one]'' Ooh! ''[pulls more ribbons out and a clipboard]''}}
 {{L|Yellow Doctor|What? ''[notices his clipboard is missing]'' Oh.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Ta-da!}}
-{{L|''[The doctors and surgeons applaud. SpongeBob is seen stitching Squidward's nose together.]''}}
+{{L|''[The doctors and surgeons applaud. Bubble transition to SpongeBob stitching Squidward's nose together.]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Nurse, sponge.}}
 {{L|''[The surgeon clips part of SpongeBob's head and wipe the sweat off. The sponge jumps back into the place it was clipped off.]''}}
@@ Line 128: / Line 128: @@
 {{L|''[The gray doctor jumps out of the window and falls into Squidward's nose.]''}}
 {{L|Gray Doctor|I still can't see.}}
-{{L|''[The gray doctor runs around to operating room, dragging Squidward all over the place. SpongeBob stops the gray doctor from running around and sends him flying back into the balcony with the spatula. The pink doctor catches the gray doctor with a catcher's mit.]''}}
+{{L|''[The gray doctor runs around to operating room, dragging Squidward all over the place. SpongeBob stops the gray doctor from running around and sends him flying back into the balcony with the spatula. The pink doctor catches the gray doctor with a catcher's mitt.]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Ta-da!}}
-{{L|''[The doctors and surgeons applaud. SpongeBob resumes the operation and gives the finishing touches.]''}}
+{{L|''[The doctors and surgeons applaud. Bubble transition to SpongeBob resuming the operation and giving the finishing touches.]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|There we go. You can wake him up now, nurse.}}
 {{L|Squidward|''[wakes up and groans]'' What—what happened?}}
@@ Line 139: / Line 139: @@
 {{L|Squidward|Wait, no, no, no! I want a different doctor! I—}}
 {{L|''[The surgeon puts Squidward to sleep with anesthesia again. He wakes up again and looks at his reflection again. He has three noses instead of one.]''}}
-{{L|Squidward|No! ''[with a noisemaker]'' No! ''[with an elephant's trunk]'' No! ''[with clarinet]'' No! ''[with crabs nose]'' No! ''[with log]'' No! ''[with the face of Squilliam Fancyson]'' No! ''[with a reindeer's head]'' No! ''[with his house]'' No! ''[with real life octopus]'' No! ''[with car engine and it flares up]'' No-o-o-o!}}
+{{L|Squidward|No! ''[with a noisemaker]'' No! ''[with an elephant's trunk]'' No! ''[with clarinet]'' No! ''[with crabs nose]'' No! ''[with log]'' No! ''[with the face of Squilliam Fancyson]'' No! ''[with a reindeer's head]'' No! ''[with his house]'' No! ''[with real life octopus]'' No! ''[with car engine and it flares up]'' No-o-o-o! ''[sobbing]''}}
 {{L|''[SpongeBob snaps his fingers. Squidward wakes up for the final time.]''}}
 {{L|Squidward|Stop! I don't want to change my nose anymore! SpongeBob, I'll do anything! Anything at—}}
@@ Line 150: / Line 150: @@
 {{L|Purple Doctor|But you're a doctor. You're at work.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|No, I'm just a fry cook. ''[puts on Krusty Krab hat]'' But it was fun playing with you guys. Bye! ''[leaves]''}}
-{{L|Purple Doctor|Fry cook? Ooh, ''[faints in the green doctor's arms]''}}
+{{L|Purple Doctor|Fry cook? Ooh. ''[faints in the green doctor's arms]''}}
 {{L|Squidward|Don't be afraid, ladies. This sinus Adonis is on the market.}}
-{{L|''[The two surgeons gasp and shiver.]''}}
+{{L|''[The two surgeons gasp and shiver as the episode ends.]''}}