A SquarePants Family Vacation/transcript: Difference between revisions

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+{{L|''[The episode opens with Mr. Krabs walking outside of his house, opening his mailbox, and then sticking his claw into it.]''}}
-{{L|''[Mr. Krabs walks out from his house, opens his mailbox then sticks his claw into it.]''}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[with his eyes closed]'' Please be money, please be money. ''[pulls out postcard from mailbox]'' Oh! That's not money. It's from SpongeBob. ''[puts on his glasses, and reads the postcard]'' "Dear Mr... Krabs, please come to my house tonight. I am having a free money party." Free money party!? This sounds too good to be true!}}
-{{L|Mr. Krabs:|''[With his eyes closed]'' Please be money, please be money. ''[Pulls out postcard from mailbox.]'' Oh! That's not money. It's from SpongeBob. ''[Puts on his glasses, and reads the postcard]'' "Dear Mr... Krabs, please come to my house tonight. I am having a free money party." Free money party!? This sounds too good to be true!}}
+{{L|''[Bubble transition to Squidward reading a postcard by his mailbox.]''}}
-{{L|''[Cuts to scene at Squidward by his mailbox]''}}
+{{L|Squidward|"Dear Squidward, come to my house tonight, I am having a... ''[surprised]'' ...latte sipping contest?" This sounds too good to be true!}}
-{{L|Squidward|''[Reads postcard]'' "Dear Squidward, come to my house tonight I am having a... ''[surprised]'' ...latte sipping contest?" This sound too good to be true!}}
+{{L|''[Bubble transition to Sandy reading a postcard.]''}}
-{{L|''[Cuts to Sandy Cheeks treedome]''}}
+{{L|Sandy|"Please come by my house tonight. I'm having a science fair!" Oh, SpongeBob, this sounds plumb too good to be true! ''[her science experiment fizzes]''}}
-{{L|Sandy|''[Reading postcard]'' "Please come by my house tonight. I'm having a science fair!" Oh SpongeBob this sounds plumb good to be true!" ''[Science experiment fizzes]''}}
+{{L|''[Bubble transition to Larry reading a postcard while lifting.]''}}
-{{L|''[Cuts to Larry the Lobster lifting weights]''}}
+{{L|Larry|"I am having a weight lifting competition!?" This sounds too good to be true!}}
-{{L|Larry|''[Reading postcard]'' Um... "I am having a weight lifting competition!?" This sounds too good to be true!}}
+{{L|''[Bubble transition to Mrs. Puff at boating school reading a postcard.]''}}
-{{L|''[Cuts to Mrs. Puff]''}}
+{{L|Mrs. Puff|''[gasps]'' "A quiet evening studying the rules of the road!?" ''[laughs]'' Oh! Ahem... That sounds too good to be true.}}
-{{L|Mrs. Puff|''(Gasps as she reads postcard]'' "A quiet evening studying the rules of the road!?" ''[Laughs]'' Oh! ehem... That sounds too good to be true.}}
+{{L|''[Bubble transition to the Chum Bucket.]''}}
-{{L|''[Cuts to the Chum Bucket]''}}
+{{L|Plankton|''[reading postcard]'' "A meeting of the minds to discuss the ultimate downfall of the Krusty Krab!?" This sounds too good to be true!}}
-{{L|Plankton|''[Reading postcard]'' "A meeting of the minds to discuss the ultimate downfall of the Krusty Krab!?" This sounds too good to be true!}}
+{{L|''[Bubble transition to Mr. Krabs knocking on SpongeBob's door.]''}}
-{{L|''[Cuts to Mr. Krabs knocking on SpongeBob's door]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[opens the door]'' Welcome, friends! Please come in!}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|''[opens the door]'' Welcome friends! Please come in!}}
+{{L|''[Everyone walks inside]''}}
-{{L|''[The gang walks in]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|I'm so glad you all could make it! Tonight is going to be a magical evening filled with... magic!}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|I'm so you all could make it! Tonight is going to be a magical evening filled with... magic!}}
 {{L|Mr. Krabs|Eh... SpongeBob?}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Yes, Mr. Krabs?}}
 {{L|Mr. Krabs|Can we skip the magic and get right to the free money?}}
 {{L|Squidward|How 'bout the latte sipping?}}
+{{L|Larry|And what about the pumping of the iron?}}
-*'''Larry the Lobster:''' And what about the pumping of the iron?
+{{L|Plankton|And diabolical conspiracies?}}
+{{L|Sandy|And let's not forget the science fair!}}
-*'''Plankton''': And diabolical conspiracies?
+{{L|SpongeBob|The ''real'' reason I called you here was to watch this slideshow of photos from my family vacation!}}
+{{L|Squidward, Sandy, Mr. Krabs, Plankton, Mrs. Puff, Larry, and Pearl|''[angrily]'' I knew it was too good to be true!}}
-*'''Sandy''': And let's not forget the science fair!
+{{L|''[Patrick, wearing a popcorn sipping hat, then bursts through the crowd.]''}}
+{{L|Patrick|Ahaha! Ahaha! Sorry I'm late, SpongeBob! I had to find my movie watching hat!}}
-*'''SpongeBob:''' The real reason I called you here was to watch this slideshow of photos from my family vacation!
+{{L|Plankton|That does it... I'm gone. ''[Plankton starts to leave, but the others exit, and Larry squishes him, followed by Pearl, Mrs. Puff, and Sandy, all stepping on him]'' Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Wait! Wait! You're going to miss the first slide! ''[Clicks button and sticks his tongue out]''}}
-*'''Mr. Krabs, Plankton, Mrs. Puff, Larry the Lobster, Sandy Cheeks, Squidward and Pearl''': I knew it was too good to be true!
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-*''[Patrick bursts through the crowd]''
-*'''Patrick:''' Ahaha! Ahaha! Sorry I'm late, SpongeBob! I had to find my movie watching hat!
-*'''Plankton:''' That does it—I'm gone.
-*''[Plankton starts to exit, but Larry the Lobster steps on him, followed by Pearl, Mrs. Puff, and Sandy all squishing him while grumbling.]''
-*'''SpongeBob:''' Wait! Wait! You're going to miss the first slide! ''[Clicks button and sticks his tongue out.]''
-*''[A slide of Patrick appears on the screen, but it's mostly on the wall.]''
-*'''Squidward:''' Looks more like a slip than a slide. Ha ha!
-*'''Mr. Krabs:''' I've seen enough. ''[They start leaving now when Sandy is angry]''
-*'''SpongeBob:''' Wait! Come back! ''[Moves projector]'' See, its Patrick!
-*'''Patrick:''' Hey! It's me!
-*'''Squidward:''' Why is it all orange and blurry?
-*'''SpongeBob:''' Where?
-*'''Squidward:''' See, right there on the entire thing!
-*'''SpongeBob:''' Oh! That's because Patrick was spraying the camera with Cheese Fizz!
-*''[Ripples to SpongeBob taking picture]''
-*'''SpongeBob:''' Patrick! You're spraying the camera with Cheese Fizz! The pictures will come out all orange and blurry.
-*'''Patrick:''' I can't help it, SpongeBob! I'm so excited about going on a family vacation with you and your parents
 {{L|''[Cuts to SpongeBob and Patrick sleeping]''}}
 {{L|Margaret|Do something, Harold!}}
 {{L|Harold|He's your son, Margaret. He's your son.}}
-{{L|''[The End]''}}