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{{L|''[The episode opens with Mr. Krabs walking outside of his house, opening his mailbox, and then sticking his claw into it.]''}}
{{L|''[Mr. Krabs walks outside of his house, opens his mailbox, and then sticks his claw into it.]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[with his eyes closed]'' Please be money, please be money. ''[pulls out postcard from mailbox]'' Oh! That's not money. It's from SpongeBob. ''[puts on his glasses, and reads the postcard]'' "Dear Mr... Krabs, please come to my house tonight. I am having a free money party." Free money party!? This sounds too good to be true!}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[With his eyes closed]'' Please be money, please be money. ''[Pulls out postcard from mailbox.]'' Oh! That's not money. It's from SpongeBob. ''[Puts on his glasses, and reads the postcard]'' "Dear Mr... Krabs, please come to my house tonight. I am having a free money party." Free money party!? This sounds too good to be true!}}
{{L|''[Bubble transition to Squidward reading a postcard by his mailbox.]''}}
{{L|''[Cuts to scene to show Squidward by his mailbox]''}}
{{L|Squidward|"Dear Squidward, come to my house tonight, I am having a... ''[surprised]'' ...latte sipping contest?" This sounds too good to be true!}}
{{L|Squidward|''[Reads postcard]'' "Dear Squidward, come to my house tonight I am having a... ''[surprised]'' ...latte sipping contest?" This sound too good to be true!}}
{{L|''[Bubble transition to Sandy reading a postcard.]''}}
{{L|''[Cuts to inside of Sandy's treedome]''}}
{{L|Sandy|"Please come by my house tonight. I'm having a science fair!" Oh, SpongeBob, this sounds plumb too good to be true! ''[her science experiment fizzes]''}}
{{L|Sandy|''[Reading postcard]'' "Please come by my house tonight. I'm having a science fair!" Oh SpongeBob this sounds too good to be true!" ''[Her science experiment fizzes]''}}
{{L|''[Bubble transition to Larry reading a postcard while lifting.]''}}
{{L|''[Cuts to Larry lifting weights]''}}
{{L|Larry|"I am having a weight lifting competition!?" This sounds too good to be true!}}
{{L|Larry|''[Reading postcard]'' Um... "I am having a weight lifting competition!?" This sounds too good to be true!}}
{{L|''[Bubble transition to Mrs. Puff at boating school reading a postcard.]''}}
{{L|''[Cuts to Mrs. Puff at boating school]''}}
{{L|Mrs. Puff|''[gasps]'' "A quiet evening studying the rules of the road!?" ''[laughs]'' Oh! Ahem... That sounds too good to be true.}}
{{L|Mrs. Puff|''[Gasps as she reads postcard]'' "A quiet evening studying the rules of the road!?" ''[Laughs]'' Oh! ehem... That sounds too good to be true.}}
{{L|''[Bubble transition to the Chum Bucket.]''}}
{{L|''[Cuts to the inside of the Chum Bucket]''}}
{{L|Plankton|''[reading postcard]'' "A meeting of the minds to discuss the ultimate downfall of the Krusty Krab!?" This sounds too good to be true!}}
{{L|Plankton|''[Reading postcard]'' "A meeting of the minds to discuss the ultimate downfall of the Krusty Krab!?" This sounds too good to be true!}}
{{L|''[Bubble transition to Mr. Krabs knocking on SpongeBob's door.]''}}
{{L|''[Cuts to Mr. Krabs knocking on SpongeBob's door]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[opens the door]'' Welcome, friends! Please come in!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[opens the door]'' Welcome friends! Please come in!}}
{{L|''[Everyone walks inside]''}}
{{L|''[Everyone walks inside]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|I'm so glad you all could make it! Tonight is going to be a magical evening filled with... magic!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|I'm so glad you all could make it! Tonight is going to be a magical evening filled with... magic!}}
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|Can we skip the magic and get right to the free money?}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Can we skip the magic and get right to the free money?}}
{{L|Squidward|How 'bout the latte sipping?}}
{{L|Squidward|How 'bout the latte sipping?}}
{{L|Larry the Lobster|And what about the pumping of the iron?}}
{{L|Larry|And what about the pumping of the iron?}}
{{L|Plankton|And diabolical conspiracies?}}
{{L|Plankton|And diabolical conspiracies?}}
{{L|Sandy|And let's not forget the science fair!}}
{{L|Sandy|And let's not forget the science fair!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|The real reason I called you here was to watch this slideshow of photos from my family vacation!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|The ''real'' reason I called you here was to watch this slideshow of photos from my family vacation!}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs, Plankton, Mrs. Puff, Larry, Sandy, Squidward, and Pearl|I knew it was too good to be true!}}
{{L|Squidward, Sandy, Mr. Krabs, Plankton, Mrs. Puff, Larry, and Pearl|''[angrily]'' I knew it was too good to be true!}}
{{L|''[Patrick then bursts through the crowd]''}}
{{L|''[Patrick, wearing a popcorn sipping hat, then bursts through the crowd.]''}}
{{L|Patrick|Ahaha! Ahaha! Sorry I'm late, SpongeBob! I had to find my movie watching hat!}}
{{L|Patrick|Ahaha! Ahaha! Sorry I'm late, SpongeBob! I had to find my movie watching hat!}}
{{L|Plankton|That does it... I'm gone. ''[Plankton starts to leave, but the others exit, and Larry squishes him, followed by Pearl, Mrs. Puff, and Sandy, all stepping on him]'' Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!}}
{{L|Plankton|That does it... I'm gone. ''[Plankton starts to leave, but the others exit, and Larry squishes him, followed by Pearl, Mrs. Puff, and Sandy, all stepping on him]'' Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|Where?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Where?}}
{{L|Squidward|See, right there on the entire thing!}}
{{L|Squidward|See, right there on the entire thing!}}
{{L|SpongeBob:Oh! That's because Patrick was spraying the camera with Cheese Fizz!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh! That's because Patrick kept spraying the camera with Cheese Fizz!}}
{{L|''[Ripples to SpongeBob taking picture]''}}
{{L|''[Ripples to SpongeBob taking picture]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Patrick! You're spraying the camera with Cheese Fizz! The pictures will come out all orange and blurry.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Patrick! You're spraying the camera with Cheese Fizz! The pictures will come out all orange and blurry.}}
{{L|Patrick|I can't help it, SpongeBob! I'm so excited about going on a family vacation with you and your parents that my aim is off! ''[Patrick sprays himself in the eye with Cheese Fizz.]'' See? ''[Patrick blinks, squirting the Cheese Fizz into his mouth and then lick his lips.]'' There we go...}}
{{L|Patrick|I can't help it, SpongeBob! I'm so excited about going on a family vacation with you and your parents that my aim is off! ''[Patrick sprays himself in the eye with Cheese Fizz.]'' See? ''[Patrick blinks, squirting the Cheese Fizz into his mouth and then licks his lips.]'' There we go...}}
{{L|SpongeBob|I know what you mean. Sometimes it feels like I've been waiting my entire life to go on this trip!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|I know what you mean. Sometimes it feels like I've been waiting my entire life to go on this trip!}}
{{L|Patrick|Really? Why is that?}}
{{L|Patrick|Really? Why is that?}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|Been waiting.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Been waiting.}}
{{L|Patrick|''[Breathing heavily]'' Wait... you mean so... What?}}
{{L|Patrick|''[Breathing heavily]'' Wait... you mean so... What?}}
{{L|''[SpongeBob Throws camera behind him and then gasps]''}}
{{L|''[SpongeBob throws the camera behind him and then gasps]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Patrick! They're here!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Patrick! They're here!}}
{{L|''[SpongeBobs' parents pull up in their station wagon. Harold pokes his head out of the window.]''}}
{{L|''[SpongeBob's parents pull up in their station wagon. Harold pokes his head out of the window.]''}}
{{L|Harold|Good morning son, are you ready to head out?}}
{{L|Harold|Good morning son, are you ready to head out?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|You bet!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|You bet!}}
{{L|Margaret|SpongeBob! Don't leave your luggage behind! ''[points to Patrick]''}}
{{L|Margaret|SpongeBob! Don't leave your luggage behind! ''[points to Patrick]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[laughs]'' That's not a luggage, that's Patrick! He's coming with us, remember?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[laughs]'' That's not luggage, it's Patrick! He's coming with us, remember?}}
{{L|Harold|Well, shake a leg boys. The Great Barrier Reef isn't gonna visit itself!}}
{{L|Harold|Well, shake a leg, boys. The Great Barrier Reef isn't gonna visit itself!}}
{{L|Margaret|Your father's right son!}}
{{L|Margaret|Your father's right, son!}}
{{L|Harold|''[Muttering]'' They know I'm right...}}
{{L|Harold|''[Muttering]'' They know I'm right...}}
{{L|''[Cuts to the family driving.]''}}
{{L|''[Cuts to the family driving.]''}}
{{L|Patrick|''[As SpongeBob pulls out a map]'' You brought homework?}}
{{L|Patrick|''[As SpongeBob pulls out a map]'' You brought homework?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|No Patrick, it's a brochure detailing all the fun we'll have at our final destination! ''[opens brochure]'' The Great Barrier Reef! See? there's a huge assortment of slides, and trampolines...}}
{{L|SpongeBob|No, Patrick, it's a brochure detailing all the fun we'll have at our final destination! ''[opens brochure]'' The Great Barrier Reef! See? there's a huge assortment of slides, and trampolines...}}
{{L|Patrick|''[Drooling]'' And forts...}}
{{L|Patrick|''[Drooling]'' And forts...}}
{{L|SpongeBob|And ropes to swing on...}}
{{L|SpongeBob|And ropes to swing on...}}
{{L|Patrick|''[Still drooling]'' And forts.}}
{{L|Patrick|''[Still drooling]'' And forts.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|And a water park! ''[Camera zooms out, pans to Patrick drooling on map.]'' Oh wait, that's just where you drooled on it. ''[Closes brochure]'' I can't wait to get there! How about you?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|And a water park! ''[Camera zooms out, pans to Patrick drooling on map.]'' Oh wait, that's just where you drooled on it. ''[Closes brochure]'' I can't wait to get there! How about you?}}
{{L|Patrick|No, I can't.}}
{{L|Patrick|No, I can't.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[With his eyes closed]'' Yeah...}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[With his eyes closed]'' Yeah...}}
{{L|Patrick|''[Sweating]'' No, I mean I really can't. ''[Shouting]'' I've been in this confined space for too long, somebody help! ''[bangs on the car windows]'' Get me out of here!}}  
{{L|Patrick|''[Sweating]'' No, I mean I really can't. ''[Shouting]'' I've been in this confined space for too long, somebody help! ''[bangs on the car windows]'' Get me out of here!}}  
{{L|''[Cuts to the car driving on the ride with Patrick silently banging on the window.]''}}
{{L|''[Cuts to the car driving on the ride with Patrick silently banging on the window.]''}}
{{L|Harold|Alright boys, alright, turn down the volume back there.}}
{{L|Harold|Alright, boys, alright, turn down the volume back there.}}
{{L|Margaret|''[Turns to face the backseat]'' I have an idea! Why don't we play a road game to pass the time?}}
{{L|Margaret|''[Turns to face the backseat]'' I have an idea! Why don't we play a road game to pass the time?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Yeah!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Yeah!}}
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{{L|Harold|''[Singing]'' "And she threw it all away..."}}
{{L|Harold|''[Singing]'' "And she threw it all away..."}}
{{L|Patrick|''[Flies into windshield]'' Okay find me!}}
{{L|Patrick|''[Flies into windshield]'' Okay find me!}}
{{L|Harold|''[Screams)'' Egad!}}
{{L|Harold|Egad!}}
{{L|''[[Car spins out of control, crashing into a sign for the Great Barrier Reef. The car crashes in the Outskirts Outlet Mega Mall, bouncing through. The car then goes down the escalator, while a tan female fish looks over at the car, and doesn't seem to care. The car crashes out of the mall, flying through the air, and bounces off of the BassCar 400. It flies above the stadium, and flies down into a speaker]]''}}
{{L|''[Car spins out of control, crashing into a sign for The Great Barrier Reef. The car crashes in the Outskirts Outlet Mega Mall, bouncing through. The car goes down the escalator, while a tan female fish looks over at the car, and doesn't seem to care. The car then crashes out of the mall, flying through the air, and landing on a race track.]''}}
{{L|Announcer|There's the green flag, and the race... Is underway!}}
{{L|Announcer|There's the green flag and the race is underway. ''[The car bounces off of a siren, and then circles the track. The car crosses the finish line, and wins the race.]'' And we have a new winner!}}
{{L|''[The wagon then crashes around the track as it crosses the finish line, and wins the race. The crowd cheers, and the car crashes through the trophies, then the stadium guardrails, thus leaving the stadium. The car then leaves the ocean, and flies into the air, eventually flying through space. The car hits a cow that jumps over the moon, causing it to land on the moon. The wagon then falls back down into the ocean. The car crashes between a multitude of mountains, before landing back on the road, and driving away with Patrick now inside. SpongeBob, Patrick, and Margaret sit, staring into space.]''}}
{{L|''[The crowd cheers, and the car crashes through the trophies, exiting the race. The car leaves the ocean, and flies into the air, eventually flying through space. The car hits the cow that jumped over the moon, and falls back down into the ocean. The car crashes between a multitude of rocks, before landing back on the road, and driving away with Patrick now inside.]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Maybe we should just sing the road song.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Maybe we should just sing the road song.}}
{{L|Patrick|''[Singing]'' Road. Road. Road. Road. ''[Continues for rest of song]''}}
{{L|Patrick|♪Road! Road! Road! Road!♪ ''[Continues for rest of song]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|When I'm on the road...}}
{{L|SpongeBob|♪When I'm on the road, I see stuff going by. When I'm on the road,♪}}
{{L|Patrick|Road. Road.}}
{{L|Patrick|♪I got a bug in my eye!♪}}
{{L|SpongeBob|I see stuff going by. When I'm on the road...}}
{{L|SpongeBob|♪When I'm on the road,♪}}
{{L|Patrick|Road. Road.}}
{{L|Margaret|♪Looks like clear skies ahead.♪}}
{{L|SpongeBob|I got a bug in my eye! When I'm on the road...}}
{{L|SpongeBob|♪When I'm on the road,♪}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Looks like clear skies ahead!}}
{{L|Harold|♪Please stop touching my head.♪}}
{{L|SpongeBob|When I'm on the road...}}
{{L|All|♪Let's all sing the road song!♪}}
{{L|Harold|Please stop touching my head.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|♪I wanna sing it all day long!♪}}
{{L|Patrick|Road! Road! Road!}}
{{L|All|♪Let's all sing the road song! Let's all sing along!♪}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Let's all sing the road sooooong... ''[claps]'' I want to sing it all day long! Let's all sing the road song ''[claps]'' Let's all siiiing along.}}
{{L|''[Song ends abruptly when fire starts on top of car. Cuts to show car from the outside.]''}}
{{L|Patrick|Road road road road road road rooooad.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Um... anybody know any other good road tunes?}}
{{L|''[The song ends abruptly when fire starts on the wagon's engine. Scene cuts to show the car from the outside.]''}}
{{L|''[Cut to the gang pushing the car, sans Patrick who thinks he is pushing the car, but is not pushing anything.]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Um... Anyone else know any good road tunes?}}
{{L|''[Scene cuts to everyone pushing the car, and Patrick who thinks he is pushing the car, but is not.]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|How much farther to the nearest service station?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|How much farther to the nearest service station?}}
{{L|Harold|Probably pretty far son.}}
{{L|Harold|Probably pretty far son.}}
{{L|''[Scene cuts to show a road sign that shows the nearest service station is "Probably pretty far."]''}}
{{L|''[Cuts to show road sign that shows that the nearest service station is "Probably pretty far."]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, I guess you're right!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, you're right!}}
{{L|''[Everyone continues to push the car, cuts to them at a service station. A mechanic is working on the engine.]''}}
{{L|''[Gang continues to push car, cut to them at a service station.]''}}
{{L|Harold|So, uh, how's it lookin'?}}
{{L|Harold|So, uh, how's it lookin'?}}
{{L|Service Station Worker|''[Pointing to objects in car]'' Well, it's got a cracked timing case cover, youse broken a couple keys off the timing gear, your radiator is damaged at the core, you've got a cracked water pump, and a fractured injector line.}}
{{L|Service Station Worker|''[Pointing to objects in car]'' Well, it's got a cracked timing case cover, you've broken a couple teeth off the timing gear, your radiator is damaged at the core, you got a cracked water pump, and a fractured injector line.}}
{{L|Margaret|And what does all that mean?}} 
{{L|Margaret|And what does all that mean?}}
{{L|Service Station Worker|Well little missy, in technical terms... If she don't wanna run, she don't wanna run!}}
{{L|Service Station Worker|Well, little missy, in technical terms... if she don't wanna run, she don't wanna run!}}
{{L|''[Margaret and Harold stare blankly.]''}} 
{{L|''[Cuts to Margaret and Harold staring blankly.]''}}
{{L|Harold|Uh-huh. ''[Cough]'' Oh. So what are we looking at time wise?}}
{{L|Harold|Uh-huh. So what are we looking at time wise?}}
{{L|Service Station Worker|Well now that depends... How much time ya got? ''[Service Station Worker starts laughing.]''}}
{{L|Service Station Worker|Well, now, that depends... how much time ya got? ''[Service Station Worker starts laughing]''}}
{{L|Patrick|''[Laughing]'' How much time? ''[All stare at Patrick angrily]'' Not funny.}}
{{L|Patrick|''[Laughing]'' How much time ya- ''[All stare at Patrick]'' Not funny.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[SpongeBob takes a picture]'' Hey at least they have a cozy-looking waiting room! ''[Walks to an outhouse and opens the door]'' Come on!}}
{{L|''[SpongeBob takes a picture.]''}}
{{L|''[Scene cuts to everyone in the outhouse. Harold is reading the paper and Margaret is knitting. SpongeBob and Patrick are waiting silently.]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Hey at least they have a cozy-looking waiting room! ''[Points to outhouse.]'' Come on!}}
{{L|''[Cut to the gang in the outhouse. Harold is reading the paper and Margaret is knitting. SpongeBob and Patrick are waiting silently.]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Man, am I bored.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Man, am I bored.}}
{{L|Patrick|I am beyond bored. I'm... beyord.}}
{{L|Patrick|I am beyond bored. I am... be...yond.}}
{{L|Margaret|''[Looking out window]'' Oh boys! Is that a playground I see?}}
{{L|Margaret|''[Looking out window]'' Oh boys! Is that a playground I see?}}
{{L|''[SpongeBob and Patrick stare blankly for a few moments before running to the playground, hollering ''Playground!''. They slow down upon noticing all the mud around the playground]''}}
{{L|''[SpongeBob and Patrick stare blankly for a few moments before running to the playground, hollering "Playground!" They slow down upon noticing all the mud around the playground]''}}
{{L|Patrick|Not the most colorful playground I've seen.}}
{{L|Patrick|Not the most colorful playground I've seen.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[Shaking head]'' Mm Mm. This looks more like a gray-ground. ''[Cuts to the swings, slide, and see-saw. SpongeBob takes a picture]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Mm-mmm. This looks more like a gray-ground.}}
{{L|''Cuts to swings, slide, and see-saw. SpongeBob takes a picture.''}}
{{L|Margaret|Well I'll just let you two amuse yourselves and come back for you when the boat's fixed.}}
{{L|Margaret|Well I'll just let you two amuse yourselves and come back for you when the boat's fixed.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[Turns to Margaret) Actually this place seems a little bit-}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[Turns to Margaret]'' Actually this place seems a little bit-}}
{{L|Margaret|Have fun! ''[Walks away]''}}
{{L|Margaret|Have fun!}}
{{L|Patrick|Well this is a nasty turn of events.}}
{{L|Patrick|Well, this is a nasty turn of events.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|You're preaching to the choir, Patrick.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|You're preaching to the choir, Patrick.}}
{{L|Patrick|''[Crosses arms]'' I knew it was gonna happen, too.}}
{{L|Patrick|''[Crosses arms]'' I knew it was gonna happen, too.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|You did? How?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|You did? How?}}
{{L|Patrick|''[Turns around to reveal Cheese Fizz spread across his shorts, he reaches into his pocket]'' Because it happens every time I keep my cheese fizz in my back pocket! ''[Sprays remaining cheese fizz into his mouth before running out]'' Darn! It's almost empty!}}
{{L|Patrick|''[Turns around to reveal Cheese Fizz spread across his shorts, reaches into pocket]'' Because it happens every time I keep my cheese fizz in my back pocket! ''[Sprays remaining cheese fizz into mouth before running out.]'' Darn! It's almost empty!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[Walking towards see-saw]'' Well, I guess we'll have to make the best of it. ''[Jumps onto see-saw while fake laughing]'' This is fun! Hey Patrick, you gotta try thi-''[SpongeBob's speech becomes incoherent as he sinks into the mud.]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[Walking towards see-saw]'' Well, I guess we'll have to make the best of it. ''[Jumps onto see-saw while laughing.]'' This is fun! Hey Patrick, you- ''[SpongeBob's speech becomes incoherent as he sinks into the mud.]''}}
{{L|Patrick|''[Spraying Cheese Fizz into his mouth]'' Huh? ''[Patrick walks towards the mud that SpongeBob had sunk into]'' SpongeBob were you talking to me? ''[SpongeBob reaches his arms out of the mud]'' I could have sworn SpongeBob was calling me from... this direction... SpongeBob where are you?! ''[SpongeBob pulls himself out from the mud by grabbing onto Patrick. Patrick is now sitting on top of SpongeBob]''}}
{{L|Patrick|''[Spraying Cheese Fizz into mouth]'' Huh? ''[Patrick walks towards the mud that SpongeBob had sunk into.]'' SpongeBob, were you talking to me? ''[SpongeBob reaches his arms out of the mud]'' I could have sworn SpongeBob was calling me from this direction. SpongeBob, where are you?!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Hey Patrick.}}
{{L|''[SpongeBob pulls himself out from the mud by grabbing onto Patrick. Patrick is now sitting on top of SpongeBob]''}}
{{L|Patrick|Huh? SpongeBob? Oh come on, where are you hiding? This isn't funny! ''[Looking around]'' Huh ''[Puts his hands on his hips]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Hey, Patrick.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[Pokes Patrick]'' Uh, Patrick I'm right here.}}
{{L|Patrick|Huh? SpongeBob? Oh come on, where are you hiding? This isn't funny! ''[Looking around]'' Huh. ''[Puts hands on hips]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[Pokes Patrick]'' Patrick, I'm right here.}}
{{L|Patrick|''[Looks at SpongeBob]'' Oh, hey SpongeBob! How'd ya get there?}}
{{L|Patrick|''[Looks at SpongeBob]'' Oh, hey SpongeBob! How'd ya get there?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Well, I was on this see-saw-}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Well, I was on this see-saw-}}
{{L|Patrick|''[Yelling]'' SLIDE! ''[Bounces off of SpongeBob and onto slide. Patrick laughs and attempts to go down the slide, but gets stuck and has to force himself down. The slide gets stuck to his bottom. Patrick tries to pull the slide off, but fails. The slide hits Patrick, and he goes flying.]''}}
{{L|Patrick|''[Yelling]'' Slide! ''[Bounces off of SpongeBob and onto slide. Patrick laughs and attempts to go down slide, but gets stuck and has to force himself down. The slide gets stuck to his bottom. Patrick tries to pull the slide off, but fails. The slide hits Patrick, and he goes flying.]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Patrick, do you need help?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Patrick, do you need help?}}
{{L|Patrick|''[Walks up to SpongeBob with the side still stuck]'' Huh? With this slide stuck to my bottom? Nah, I want it there. ''[Patrick stands motionless for a second]'' I HATE YOU SLIDE! ''[Pulls the slide off, flattening SpongeBob. SpongeBob sits motionless on the sand]'' Oh, sorry SpongeBob. ''[Patrick pulls the slide off and throws it behind him]''}}
{{L|Patrick|''[Walks up to SpongeBob with side still stuck]'' Huh? With the slide stuck to my bottom? Nah, I want it there. ''[Patrick stands motionless for a second.]'' I hate you slide! ''[Pull slide off, flattening SpongeBob. SpongeBob sits motionless on the sand.]'' Oh, sorry SpongeBob. ''[Patrick pulls the slide off and throws it behind him]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[Wobbles back up]'' Hey look, a swing set! ''[Flops over to the swings, pulling himself back up]'' Can't go wrong with this old-time playground favorite. ''[SpongeBob swings on the swing set]'' Weee... Hey, this is almost like being at the Great Barrier Reef, huh? Try it, Patrick.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[Wobbles back up]'' Hey look, a swingset! ''[Flops over to the swings, pulling himself back up]'' Can't go wrong with this old-time playground favorite. ''[SpongeBob swings on swing set.]'' Weee. Hey, this is almost like being at The Great Barrier Reef, huh? Try it, Patrick.}}
{{L|Patrick|Okay. ''[Patrick sits motionless on swing]'' It's not working.}}
{{L|Patrick|Okay. ''[Patrick sits motionless on swing.]'' It's not working.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[Swinging]'' Go back and forth like this. ''[Patrick starts swinging]'' There you go! Now you're getting into the... SWING of things! ''[Laughing]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[Swinging]'' Go back and forth like this. ''[Patrick starts swinging]'' There you go! Now you're getting into the... swing of things! ''[Laughing]''}}
{{L|Patrick|''[Starts laughing]'' Hey, watch me go! OH! ''[Patrick breaks the swing set and flies off, screaming]''}}
{{L|Patrick|''[Starts laughing]'' Hey, watch me go!}}
{{L|''[Patrick breaks the swing set and flies off, screaming]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Patrick?}}
{{L|Patrick|''[Rolls into fence, breaking it and starts falling down a slide]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Patrick! I'm coming!}}
{{L|''[SpongeBob and Patrick slide down the water slide, screaming, while going down multiple sharp turns. SpongeBob and Patrick end up in a puddle]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Patrick?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Patrick?}}
{{L|Patrick|''[Rolls into fence, breaks it, and starts falling down a slide]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Patrick! I'm coming! ''[SpongeBob and Patrick slide down the water slide, screaming, while going down multiple sharp turns. SpongeBob and Patrick end up in a puddle]'' ...Patrick?}}
{{L|Patrick|''[Muffled]'' SpongeBob?}}
{{L|Patrick|''[Muffled]'' SpongeBob?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Patrick! Are you okay?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Patrick! Are you okay?}}
{{L|Patrick|No, I'm not okay.}}
{{L|Patrick|No, I'm not okay.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|You're not?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|You're not?}}
{{L|Patrick|No. I'm great! That was awesome! Let's do it again! ''[SpongeBob and Patrick climb up the slide and slide back down]''}}
{{L|Patrick|No, I'm great! That was awesome! Let's do it again!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Yeah, Patrick, wait for me.}}
{{L|''[SpongeBob and Patrick climb up the slide, falls back down]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Something tells me that is a one-way drain.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Something tells me that is a one-way drain.}}
{{L|''[Cuts to SpongeBob and Patrick walking through a strange forest.]''}}
{{L|''[Cut to SpongeBob and Patrick walking through a strange forest.]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[Groaning]'' How long have we been walking here, Patrick?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[Groaning]'' How long have we been walking here, Patrick?}}
{{L|Patrick|Well, that depends on who you ask.}}
{{L|Patrick|Well, that depends on who you ask.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Why?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Why?}}
{{L|Patrick|Well, if you ask someone with a watch, they might be able to tell you.}} 
{{L|Patrick|Well, if you ask someone with a watch, they might be able to tell you.}}  
{{L|''[Monster growling]''}}
{{L|''[Monster growling]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Are you getting hun-gry?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Are you getting hungry?}}
{{L|Patrick|Yeah! How'd you know?}}
{{L|Patrick|Yeah! How'd you know?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|I could hear your stomach growling. For a second I thought it was some scary monster coming to eat us. ''[SpongeBob and Patrick both start laughing]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|I could hear your stomach growling. For a second I thought it was some scary monster coming to eat us.}}
{{L|Patrick|That's funny! Couldn't have been my stomach growling though...}}
{{L|''[SpongeBob and Patrick laughing]''}}
{{L|Patrick|That's funny! Couldn't have been my stomach growling though.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|It couldn't?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|It couldn't?}}
{{L|Patrick|''[Poking stomach]'' Nope! I had its vocal cords removed before the trip.}}
{{L|Patrick|''[Poking stomach]'' Nope. I had its vocal cords removed before the trip.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Well, I could've sworn that I heard- ''[Monster growls once again]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Well, I could've sworn that I heard-}}
{{L|''[Monster growling]''}}
{{L|Patrick|SpongeBob, I heard it! I heard growling!}}
{{L|Patrick|SpongeBob, I heard it! I heard growling!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|No, that time it was my stomach. There's got to be something around here to eat. ''[Picks berry, and puts in mouth]'' Patrick, I found some berries we can- ''[SpongeBob inflates, and body turns purple]'' not eat!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|No, that time it was my stomach. There's got to be something around here to eat. ''[Picks berry and puts it in mouth]'' Patrick, I found some berries we can- ''[SpongeBob inflates, body turns purple]'' not eat!}}
{{L|Patrick|''[Patrick eating Kelp Kake]'' Thanks for the warning.}}
{{L|Patrick|''[Patrick eating]'' Thanks for the warning.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Patrick, where did you get ''[Pulls out needle, pops self]'' the Kelp Kake?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Patrick, where did you get ''[Pulls out needle, pops self]'' the kelp cake?}}
{{L|Patrick|From the vending machine! ''[Camera pans to vending machine]''}}
{{L|Patrick|From the vending machine! ''[Camera pans to vending machine]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh...}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh.}}
{{L|''[Monster growling]''}}
{{L|''[Monster growling]''}}
{{L|Patrick|Was it your stomach that time too?}}
{{L|Patrick|Was it your stomach that time too?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Nope... RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Nope. Run for your life!}}
{{L|''[SpongeBob and Patrick start running away. A small creature appears and makes loud growling noises]''}}
{{L|''[SpongeBob and Patrick run]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|It's getting closer! ''[SpongeBob and Patrick almost fall off the cliff]'' Oh no! It's a sheer drop-off! What do we do?}}
{{L|''[Small creature appears, growls]''}}
{{L|Patrick|Don't ask me! I don't remember "being eaten alive" on this trip's itinerary!}} 
{{L|SpongeBob|It's getting closer! ''[SpongeBob and Patrick almost fall of cliff]'' Oh no! It's a sheer drop-off! What do we do?}}
{{L|Patrick|Don't ask me! I don't remember "being eaten alive" on this trip's itinerary.}}  
{{L|SpongeBob|I'm too young to be digested! ''[Jumps onto Patrick, crying]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|I'm too young to be digested! ''[Jumps onto Patrick, crying]''}}
{{L|Patrick|Wait SpongeBob! I know how to get us out of this!}}
{{L|Patrick|Wait, SpongeBob! I know how to get us out of this!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|You do?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|You do?}}
{{L|Patrick|I saw something like this in a movie once! Now watch closely, and do exactly what I do!}}
{{L|Patrick|I saw something like this in a movie once! Now watch closely, and do exactly what I do!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Rodger!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Roger!}}
{{L|''[SpongeBob and Patrick jump off of the cliff]''}}
{{L|''[SpongeBob and Patrick jump off of cliff]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Okay, now what?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Okay, now what?}}
{{L|Patrick|I'm not sure, I fell asleep in the second half of the movie!}}
{{L|Patrick|Uh... I'm not sure, I fell asleep in the second half of the movie!}}
{{L|''[Both screaming]''}}
{{L|''[Both screaming]''}}
{{L|Patrick|Well I hope that monsters carrying some syrup!}}
{{L|Patrick|Well, I hope that monster's carrying some syrup!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Yeah because if he eats us he's having pancakes for lunch!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Yeah, cause if he's eating us, he's having pancakes for lunch!}}
{{L|''[SpongeBob and Patrick land on sea anemone, bounce off and land on another plant. SpongeBob and Patrick laugh with heavy breath while looking over the plant's edge]''}}
{{L|''[SpongeBob and Patrick land on sea anemone, bounce off and land on plant. SpongeBob and Patrick laughing with heavy breath]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Patrick, we did it!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Patrick, we did it!}}
{{L|Patrick|We're not gonna be eaten!}}
{{L|Patrick|We're not gonna be eaten!}}
{{L|''[SpongeBob and Patrick cheer "We're not gonna be eaten!" in sync]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Hooray for not being eaten!}}
{{L|Patrick|Hey SpongeBob?}}
{{L|Patrick|Hooray! ''[Laughing]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob & Patrick|We're not gonna be eaten! We're not gonna be eaten!}}
{{L|Patrick|Hey, SpongeBob?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Yeah, Patrick?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Yeah, Patrick?}}
{{L|Patrick|All this not being eaten is making me hungry.}}
{{L|Patrick|All this not being eaten is making me hungry.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, don't worry. Once we get to the Great Barrier Reef, we'll eat like kings!}}'''
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, don't worry. When we get to The Great Barrier Reef, we'll eat like kings!}}
{{L|Both|Alright!}}
{{L|Patrick|Alright!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Now put 'em there, Patrick!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Alright! Now put 'er there, Patrick!}}
{{L|Patrick|Put 'em there!}}
{{L|Patrick|Put 'er there!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Ooh Patrick, have you been using a different moisturizer? Because your hands feel kind of- ''[Screaming]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Ooh Patrick, have you been using a different moisturizer? Your hands feel kind of- ''[Screaming]''}}
{{L|Patrick|Oh no, it's just the same old moisturizer I always use. ''[Monster appears behind Patrick. SpongeBob panics]''}}
{{L|''[Monster appears behind Patrick]''}}
{{L|Patrick|Oh come on Spongebob, don't leave me hanging here! ...Let me guess, it's time to start screaming again?}}
{{L|Patrick|Oh no, it's just the same old moisturizer I always use.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Wait a second. ''[Takes picture]'' Okay now. }}
{{L|''[SpongeBob panicking]''}}
{{L|''[Both screaming and running. SpongeBob and Patrick fall, and Patrick grabs onto SpongeBobs legs]''}}
{{L|Patrick|Oh, come on, SpongeBob, don't leave me hanging here!}}
{{L|Patrick|SpongeBob, as much as I'd like to stay and hang around, I'm not sure now's the time...}}
{{L|''[SpongeBob panicking]''}}
{{L|Patrick|Let me guess, it's time to start screaming again?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Wait a second. ''[Takes picture]'' Okay now. ''[Both screaming and running]''}}
{{L|''[SpongeBob and Patrick fall, SpongeBob grabs onto a vine while Patrick grabs onto SpongeBob's legs]''}}
{{L|Patrick|SpongeBob, as much as I'd like to stay and hang around, I'm not sure now's the time.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|I know Patrick, but now it seems to be- ''[Hands slip, SpongeBob starts hyperventilating]'' Our best possible course of action!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|I know Patrick, but now it seems to be- ''[Hands slip, SpongeBob starts hyperventilating]'' Our best possible course of action!}}
 
{{L|Patrick|''[Sweating]'' Well, I'd probably be really enjoying the view if I still had some blood flowing in my arms. Ow!}}
*'''Patrick''': (Sweating) "Well, I'd probably be enjoying the view if I still had any blood flowing through my arms, OW!."
{{L|''[Vine starts to break]''}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Don't worry, Patrick, your blood flows not the only thing that's wearing thin! ''[Vine breaks, both screaming and swinging on a vine. SpongeBob sees different vine]'' Grab it, Patrick!}}
*(Vine starts to break)
{{L|Patrick|Grabbing! ''[SpongeBob gets sleepy]'' Okay SpongeBob, your turn! SpongeBob!}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|''[Snoring, wakes up and grabs vine]'' Oh, I got it!}}
*'''SpongeBob''': "Don't worry Patrick, you're patience isn't the only thing that's wearing thin! (Vine breaks, both screaming and swinging on a vine. SpongeBob sees different vine) Grab it Patrick!"
{{L|''[SpongeBob and Patrick slide through the sand, land behind a rock]''}}
 
{{L|''[Monster looks around, shrugs and flies away]''}}
*'''Patrick''': "Got it! Okay SpongeBob, your turn! SPONGEBOB!!!" 
{{L|SpongeBob|Whew, that was a close one, right Patrick?}}
 
{{L|Patrick|Yeah, but it looks like everything worked out just... fine... ''[Patrick laughing]''}}
*'''SpongeBob''': (Snoring, wakes up and grabs vine) "Oh I got it!"
{{L|''[Ringing noise]''}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Patrick... Patrick, did you hear that?}}
*(SpongeBob and Patrick slide through the sand, land behind a rock) 
{{L|Patrick|It sounded like it came from the other side of this big rock!}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|This isn't a big rock, it's a big wall!}}
*'''Monster''': (Looks around, shrugs and flies away)
{{L|''[Camera zooms out to reveal "no parking" sign on brick wall]''}}
 
{{L|Patrick|Do you think it belongs to that gift shop right there?}}
*'''SpongeBob''': "Whew, that was a close one, right Patrick?"
{{L|''[Camera pans to gift shop]''}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|''[Walks up to gift shop]'' What would a gift shop be doing right in the middle of nowhere?}}
*'''Patrick''': "Yeah, looks like everything worked out just... vine..." (Patrick laughing)
{{L|Patrick|Uh... selling gifts?}}
 
{{L|''[SpongeBob and Patrick enter gift shop]''}}
*(Ringing noise)
{{L|SpongeBob|''[Looking around]'' Wow Patrick, look at all this stuff! ''[Taking multiple pictures]'' You gonna buy something?}}
 
{{L|Patrick|No, I'm not in the market for any souvenirs.}}
*'''SpongeBob''': "Patrick... Patrick, did you hear that?"
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, you could never have to many- ''[Gasps]'' Oh no! I just realized what this place is!}}
 
{{L|Patrick|You have?}}
*'''Patrick''': It sounded like it came from the other side of this big rock!" 
{{L|SpongeBob|Patrick, we have walked straight into a ''[whispering]'' tourist trap.}}
 
{{L|Patrick|A trap!}}
*'''SpongeBob''': "This isn't a big rock, it's a big wall!)
{{L|SpongeBob|Shhh...}}
 
{{L|Patrick|''[Whispering]'' A trap!}}
*(Camera zooms out to reveal "no parking" sign on brick wall)
{{L|SpongeBob|''[Sweating]'' Come on. Let's escape, before we spend all our money on useless trinkets.}}
 
{{L|''[SpongeBob and Patrick tip-toeing out of gift shop]''}}
*'''Patrick''': "Do you think it belongs to that gift shop right there?"
{{L|SpongeBob|Patrick, wait, I saw a very nice driftwood sculpture over there that would work great as a mantelpiece.}}
 
{{L|Patrick|SpongeBob, no! ''[cries, as SpongeBob walks off-screen]''}}
*(Camera pans to gift shop)
{{L|''[Cuts to Patrick spelling his name in the sand, SpongeBob enters crying and carrying multiple shopping bags]''}}
 
{{L|Patrick|SpongeBob!}}
*'''SpongeBob''': (Walks up to gift shop) "What would a gift shop be doing right in the middle of nowhere?"
{{L|SpongeBob|Patrick, that tourist shop took me for everything I had! Now we don't have any money, we're still lost, and we're gonna be in big trouble! Oh, this vacation is a disaster!}}
 
{{L|Patrick|SpongeBob I-}}
*'''Patrick''': "Uh... selling gifts?"
{{L|''[SpongeBob bursts into tears and speaks gibberish]''}}
 
{{L|Patrick|I don't think this vacation has been a disaster.}}
*(SpongeBob and Patrick enter gift shop)
{{L|SpongeBob|You don't?}}
 
{{L|Patrick|''[Picks up brochure, opens]'' No! Of course not, see?! We did everything we dreamed of doing at The Great Barrier Reef.}}
*'''SpongeBob''': (Looking around) "Wow Patrick, look at all this stuff! (Taking multiple pictures) You gonna buy something?"
{{L|SpongeBob|Patrick, you're right! We went down a sewage pipe...}}
 
{{L|Patrick|Like a slide.}}
*'''Patrick''': "No, I'm not in the market for any souvenirs."
{{L|SpongeBob|Bounced off a huge anemone...}}
 
{{L|Patrick|Like a trampoline.}}
*'''SpongeBob''': "Well you can never have to many- (Gasps) Oh no! I just realized what this place is!"
{{L|SpongeBob|Hid in a nest!}}
 
{{L|Patrick|Like a fort!}}
*'''Patrick''': "You have?"
{{L|SpongeBob|And swung on some vines! Which are a lot like ropes! This vacation has it all!}}
 
{{L|Patrick|''[Closes brochure]'' All except for one thing.}}
*'''SpongeBob''': "Patrick, we have walked straight into a (whispering) tourist trap..."
{{L|SpongeBob|What's that?}}
 
{{L|Patrick|A way out of here.}}
*'''Patrick''': "A TRAP!"
{{L|SpongeBob|My poor parents must be worried sick.}}
 
{{L|Patrick|I suggest we take a nap here until they come and find us! That way we'll be well-rested on the way home.}}
*'''SpongeBob''': "Shhh..."
{{L|SpongeBob|''[Walking away, Leaving his bags.]'' I suggest we start walking.}}
 
{{L|Patrick|I was afraid he was gonna suggest that.}}
*'''Patrick''': (Whispering) "...A trap..."  
{{L|''[Cuts to SpongeBob and Patrick, singing The Road Song with tired, dry voices]''}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|''[With tired, dry voice]'' ♪When I'm on the road...♪}}
*'''SpongeBob''': (Sweating) "Let's escape, before we spend all our money on useless trinkets..."
{{L|Patrick|''[With tired, dry voice]'' ♪I see stuff going by.♪}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|''[With tired, dry voice]'' ♪When I'm on the road...♪}}
*(SpongeBob and Patrick tip-toeing out of gift shop)
{{L|Patrick|''[With tired, dry voice]'' ♪Got a bug in my eye.♪}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|''[With tired, dry voice]'' ♪When I'm on the road...♪}}
*'''SpongeBob''': "Patrick wait, I saw a very nice driftwood sculpture over there which would work great as a mantepiece."
{{L|Patrick|''[With tired, dry voice]'' ♪Looks like clear skies ahead.♪}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|''[With tired, dry voice]'' ♪When I'm...♪ ''[Coughing]'' ♪...on the road...♪}}
*'''Patrick''': "SpongeBob NO!!!"
{{L|Patrick|''[With tired, dry voice]'' ♪Please stop touching my head.♪}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|''[With tired, dry voice]'' ♪Let's all sing the road song.♪ ''[Clap Clap!]'' ♪I wanna sing it all day long. Let's all sing the...♪ ''[Coughing]''}}
*(Cuts to Patrick spelling his name in the sand, SpongeBob enters crying and carrying multiple shopping bags")
{{L|Patrick|SpongeBob, maybe we oughta take a break from the singing for a while.}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Good idea, Patrick. I'll just play the road song on this whistle I got from the souvenir shop.}}
*'''Patrick''': "SpongeBob!!"
{{L|''[SpongeBob playing The Road Song on whistle. SpongeBob and Patrick passes Harold and Margaret without noticing]''}}
 
{{L|Harold|Oh, hey, son, we're ready to go.}}
*'''SpongeBob'''" "Patrick that tourist shop took me for everything I had! Now we don't have any money, we're still lost, and we're gonna be in big trouble! Oh this vacation is a disaster!"
{{L|''[SpongeBob continues playing, multiple animals begin to follow as he walks with Patrick through the forest]''}}
 
{{L|Patrick|Wow, SpongeBob, you're pretty good with that thing.}}
*'''Patrick''': "SpongeBob I-"
{{L|SpongeBob|Well, thanks, Patrick, glad you think so.}}
 
{{L|Patrick|Apparently I'm not the only one who does.}}
*(SpongeBob bursts into tears) 
{{L|SpongeBob|What do you mean? Who else could- ''[Camera zooms out to reveal the monster]'' Oh no, not again}}
 
{{L|''[The monster drops to the floor]''}}
*'''Patrick''': "I don't think this vacation has been a disaster."
{{L|Patrick|The whistle seems to have soothed it.}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|I think it's offering us a ride!}}
*'''SpongeBob''': "...You don't?"
{{L|''[fruit fly points to its back]''}}
 
{{L|''[cuts to SpongeBob and Patrick on top of the monster]''}}
*'''Patrick''': (Picks up brochure, opens) "No! Of course not, see?! We did everything we dreamed of doing at The Great Barrier Reef."
{{L|Patrick|♪Road! Road! Road! Road! Road! Road!♪ ''[Continues throughout song]''}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|♪When I'm above the road... All I see is sky. When I'm above the road... On a giant fruit fly. When I'm above the road...♪}}
*'''SpongeBob''': "Patrick you're right! We went down a sewage pipe..."
{{L|SpongeBob & Patrick|♪He used to fill us with dread.♪ ''[Scream]''}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|♪When I'm above the road... I'm as snug as a baby bug in bed! Let's all sing the Above the Road Song!♪ ''[Clap Clap!]'' ♪I wanna sing it all day long! Let's all sing the Above the Road Song!♪ ''[Clap Clap!]'' ♪Let's all sing along!♪}}
*'''Patrick''': "Like a slide."
{{L|Patrick|Duh.}}
 
{{L|''[Giant fruit fly drops SpongeBob and Patrick back onto playground]''}}
*'''SpongeBob''': "Bounced off a huge anemone..."
{{L|SpongeBob|Thanks again! Patrick, I think that is the friendliest terrifyingly large insect I have ever had the pleasure of being carried off by.}}
 
{{L|Patrick|Me too.}}
*'''Patrick''': "Like a trampoline."
{{L|''[Margaret and Harold pull up in the car]''}}
 
{{L|Margaret|SpongeBob? Oh, there you are!}}
*'''SpongeBob''': "Hid in a nest!"
{{L|Harold|Okay, boys, the boat is as good as new and we've got miles and miles of open road ahead of us.}}
 
{{L|Margaret|Boys?}}
*'''Patrick''': "Like a fort!"
 
*'''SpongeBob''': "And swung on some vines! Which are a lot like ropes! This vacation has it all!"
 
*'''Patrick''': (Closes brochure) "All except for one thing."
 
*'''SpongeBob''': "Whats that?"
 
*'''Patrick''': "A way out of here."
 
*'''SpongeBob''': "My poor parents must be worried sick."
 
*'''Patrick''': "I suggest we take a nap here until they come and find us! And then we'll be well-rested on the way home."
 
*'''SpongeBob''': (Walking away, Leaving his bags.) "I suggest we start walking."
 
*'''Patrick''': "I was afraid he was gonna suggest that."
 
*(Cuts to SpongeBob and Patrick, singing The Road Song with tired, dry voices)
 
*'''Patrick''': "SpongeBob, maybe we should take a break from the singing for a while."
 
*'''SpongeBob''': "Good idea Patrick. I'll just play the road song on this whistle I got from the souvenir shop." 
 
*(SpongeBob playing The Road Song on whistle)
 
*'''Harold''': "Oh hey son, we're ready to go."
 
*(SpongeBob continues playing, multiple animals begin to follow as he walks with Patrick through the forrest)
 
*'''Patrick''': "Wow SpongeBob, you're pretty good with that thing."
 
*'''SpongeBob''': "Well thanks Patrick, glad you think so."
 
*'''Patrick''': "Apparently I'm not the only one who does."
 
*'''SpongeBob''': "What do you mean? Who else could- (Camera zooms out to reveal the monster) Oh no not again. 
 
*(The monster drops to the floor)
 
*'''Patrick''': "The whistle seems to have soothed it."
 
*'''SpongeBob''': "I think it's offering us a ride!"
 
*(fruit fly points to its back)
 
*(Cuts to SpongeBob and Patrick on top of the monster)
 
---
 
*Road. Road. Road. Road. Road. Road. (Continues throughout song)
 
*When I'm above the road
 
*All I see is sky
 
*When I'm above the road
 
*On a giant fruit fly
 
*When I'm above the road 
 
*(Both) He used to fill us with dread...
 
*When I'm above the road
 
*I'm as snug as a baby bug in bed
 
*Let's all sing the above the road song
 
*I wanna sing it all day long 
 
*Let's all sing the above the road song (Clap Clap!)
 
*Let's all sing alonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng
 
*Duh...
 
---
 
*(Giant Fruit fly drops SpongeBob and Patrick back onto playground)
 
*'''SpongeBob''': "Patrick I think that is the friendliest terrifyingly large insect I have ever had the pleasure of being carried off by."
 
*'''Patrick''': Me too. 
 
*(Margaret and Harold pull up in car)
 
*'''Margaret''': "SpongeBob? Oh there you are!"
 
{{L|Harold|Okay boys, the boatmobile is as good as new and we've got miles and miles of open road ahead of us.}}
{{L|Margaret|...Boys?}}
{{L|''[Cuts to SpongeBob and Patrick sleeping]''}}
{{L|''[Cuts to SpongeBob and Patrick sleeping]''}}
{{L|Margaret|Do something, Harold!}}
{{L|Margaret|Do something, Harold!}}
{{L|Harold|He's your son, Margaret. He's your son.}}
{{L|Harold|He's your son, Margaret. He's your son.}}
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