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{{L|''[Mr. Krabs | {{L|''[The episode opens with Mr. Krabs walking outside of his house, opening his mailbox, and then sticking his claw into it.]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[ | {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[with his eyes closed]'' Please be money, please be money. ''[pulls out postcard from mailbox]'' Oh! That's not money. It's from SpongeBob. ''[puts on his glasses, and reads the postcard]'' "Dear Mr... Krabs, please come to my house tonight. I am having a free money party." Free money party!? This sounds too good to be true!}} | ||
{{L|''[ | {{L|''[Bubble transition to Squidward reading a postcard by his mailbox.]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward| | {{L|Squidward|"Dear Squidward, come to my house tonight, I am having a... ''[surprised]'' ...latte sipping contest?" This sounds too good to be true!}} | ||
{{L|''[ | {{L|''[Bubble transition to Sandy reading a postcard.]''}} | ||
{{L|Sandy| | {{L|Sandy|"Please come by my house tonight. I'm having a science fair!" Oh, SpongeBob, this sounds plumb too good to be true! ''[her science experiment fizzes]''}} | ||
{{L|''[ | {{L|''[Bubble transition to Larry reading a postcard while lifting.]''}} | ||
{{L|Larry| | {{L|Larry|"I am having a weight lifting competition!?" This sounds too good to be true!}} | ||
{{L|''[ | {{L|''[Bubble transition to Mrs. Puff at boating school reading a postcard.]''}} | ||
{{L|Mrs. Puff|''[ | {{L|Mrs. Puff|''[gasps]'' "A quiet evening studying the rules of the road!?" ''[laughs]'' Oh! Ahem... That sounds too good to be true.}} | ||
{{L|''[ | {{L|''[Bubble transition to the Chum Bucket.]''}} | ||
{{L|Plankton|''[ | {{L|Plankton|''[reading postcard]'' "A meeting of the minds to discuss the ultimate downfall of the Krusty Krab!?" This sounds too good to be true!}} | ||
{{L|''[ | {{L|''[Bubble transition to Mr. Krabs knocking on SpongeBob's door.]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[opens the door]'' Welcome, friends! Please come in!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[opens the door]'' Welcome, friends! Please come in!}} | ||
{{L|''[Everyone walks inside]''}} | {{L|''[Everyone walks inside]''}} | ||
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{{L|Squidward|How 'bout the latte sipping?}} | {{L|Squidward|How 'bout the latte sipping?}} | ||
{{L|Larry|And what about the pumping of the iron?}} | {{L|Larry|And what about the pumping of the iron?}} | ||
{{L| | {{L|Plankton|And diabolical conspiracies?}} | ||
{{L| | {{L|Sandy|And let's not forget the science fair!}} | ||
{{L| | {{L|SpongeBob|The ''real'' reason I called you here was to watch this slideshow of photos from my family vacation!}} | ||
{{L| Plankton|I knew it was too good to be true!}} | {{L|Squidward, Sandy, Mr. Krabs, Plankton, Mrs. Puff, Larry, and Pearl|''[angrily]'' I knew it was too good to be true!}} | ||
{{L|''[Patrick then bursts through the crowd]''}} | {{L|''[Patrick, wearing a popcorn sipping hat, then bursts through the crowd.]''}} | ||
{{L| | {{L|Patrick|Ahaha! Ahaha! Sorry I'm late, SpongeBob! I had to find my movie watching hat!}} | ||
{{L|Plankton|That does it... I'm gone. ''[Plankton starts to leave, but the others exit, and Larry squishes him, followed by Pearl, Mrs. Puff, and Sandy, all stepping on him]'' Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!}} | {{L|Plankton|That does it... I'm gone. ''[Plankton starts to leave, but the others exit, and Larry squishes him, followed by Pearl, Mrs. Puff, and Sandy, all stepping on him]'' Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Wait! Wait! You're going to miss the first slide! ''[Clicks button and sticks his tongue out]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Wait! Wait! You're going to miss the first slide! ''[Clicks button and sticks his tongue out]''}} | ||
{{L|''[A slide of Patrick appears on the screen next to the wall.]''}} | {{L|''[A slide of Patrick appears on the screen next to the wall.]''}} | ||
{{L| | {{L|Squidward|Looks more like a slip than a slide. Ha ha!}} | ||
{{L| | {{L|Mr. Krabs|I've seen enough.}} | ||
{{L| | {{L|''[They start leaving while Sandy is angry]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Wait! Come back! ''[Moves projector]'' See, it's Patrick!}} | |||
{{L|Patrick|Hey! It's me!}} | {{L|Patrick|Hey! It's me!}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Why is it all orange and blurry?}} | {{L|Squidward|Why is it all orange and blurry?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Where?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Where?}} | ||
{{L| | {{L|Squidward|See, right there on the entire thing!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh! That's because Patrick kept spraying the camera with Cheese Fizz!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Oh! That's because Patrick kept spraying the camera with Cheese Fizz!}} | ||
{{L|''[Ripples to SpongeBob taking picture]''}} | {{L|''[Ripples to SpongeBob taking picture]''}} | ||
{{L| | {{L|SpongeBob|Patrick! You're spraying the camera with Cheese Fizz! The pictures will come out all orange and blurry.}} | ||
{{L| | {{L|Patrick|I can't help it, SpongeBob! I'm so excited about going on a family vacation with you and your parents that my aim is off! ''[Patrick sprays himself in the eye with Cheese Fizz.]'' See? ''[Patrick blinks, squirting the Cheese Fizz into his mouth and then licks his lips.]'' There we go...}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|I know what you mean. Sometimes it feels like I've been waiting my entire life to go on this trip!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|I know what you mean. Sometimes it feels like I've been waiting my entire life to go on this trip!}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Really? Why is that?}} | {{L|Patrick|Really? Why is that?}} | ||
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{{L|Harold|Good morning son, are you ready to head out?}} | {{L|Harold|Good morning son, are you ready to head out?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|You bet!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|You bet!}} | ||
{{L| | {{L|Margaret|SpongeBob! Don't leave your luggage behind! ''[points to Patrick]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[laughs]'' That's not luggage, it's Patrick! He's coming with us, remember?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[laughs]'' That's not luggage, it's Patrick! He's coming with us, remember?}} | ||
{{L|Harold|Well, shake a leg, boys. The Great Barrier Reef isn't gonna visit itself!}} | {{L|Harold|Well, shake a leg, boys. The Great Barrier Reef isn't gonna visit itself!}} | ||
{{L| | {{L|Margaret|Your father's right, son!}} | ||
{{L|Harold|''[Muttering]'' They know I'm right...}} | {{L|Harold|''[Muttering]'' They know I'm right...}} | ||
{{L|''[Cuts to the family driving.]''}} | {{L|''[Cuts to the family driving.]''}} | ||
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{{L|''[SpongeBob and Patrick stare blankly for a few moments before running to the playground, hollering "Playground!" They slow down upon noticing all the mud around the playground]''}} | {{L|''[SpongeBob and Patrick stare blankly for a few moments before running to the playground, hollering "Playground!" They slow down upon noticing all the mud around the playground]''}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Not the most colorful playground I've seen.}} | {{L|Patrick|Not the most colorful playground I've seen.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Mm-mmm. This looks more like a | {{L|SpongeBob|Mm-mmm. This looks more like a gray-ground.}} | ||
{{L|''Cuts to swings, slide, and see-saw. SpongeBob takes a picture.''}} | {{L|''Cuts to swings, slide, and see-saw. SpongeBob takes a picture.''}} | ||
{{L|Margaret|Well I'll just let you two amuse yourselves and come back for you when the boat's fixed.}} | {{L|Margaret|Well I'll just let you two amuse yourselves and come back for you when the boat's fixed.}} | ||
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{{L|Patrick|''[Poking stomach]'' Nope. I had its vocal cords removed before the trip.}} | {{L|Patrick|''[Poking stomach]'' Nope. I had its vocal cords removed before the trip.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Well, I could've sworn that I heard-}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Well, I could've sworn that I heard-}} | ||
{{L|'' | {{L|''[Monster growling]''}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|SpongeBob, I heard it! I heard growling!}} | {{L|Patrick|SpongeBob, I heard it! I heard growling!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|No, that time it was my stomach. There's got to be something around here to eat. ''[Picks berry and puts it in mouth]'' Patrick, I found some berries we can- ''[SpongeBob inflates, body turns purple]'' not eat!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|No, that time it was my stomach. There's got to be something around here to eat. ''[Picks berry and puts it in mouth]'' Patrick, I found some berries we can- ''[SpongeBob inflates, body turns purple]'' not eat!}} | ||
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{{L|''[SpongeBob and Patrick tip-toeing out of gift shop]''}} | {{L|''[SpongeBob and Patrick tip-toeing out of gift shop]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Patrick, wait, I saw a very nice driftwood sculpture over there that would work great as a mantelpiece.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Patrick, wait, I saw a very nice driftwood sculpture over there that would work great as a mantelpiece.}} | ||
{{L|Patrick| | {{L|Patrick|SpongeBob, no! ''[cries, as SpongeBob walks off-screen]''}} | ||
{{L|''[Cuts to Patrick spelling his name in the sand, SpongeBob enters crying and carrying multiple shopping bags]''}} | {{L|''[Cuts to Patrick spelling his name in the sand, SpongeBob enters crying and carrying multiple shopping bags]''}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|SpongeBob!}} | {{L|Patrick|SpongeBob!}} | ||
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{{L|Margaret|Do something, Harold!}} | {{L|Margaret|Do something, Harold!}} | ||
{{L|Harold|He's your son, Margaret. He's your son.}} | {{L|Harold|He's your son, Margaret. He's your son.}} | ||
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