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{{L|''[Tinkle is jumping to reach the toilet paper roll in a cabinet. He hits the bottom of it and the roll falls down. He grabs it and rushes out the door. The cabinet falls to the ground and breaks.]''}} | |||
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{{L|''[Tinkle is jumping to reach the toilet paper roll in a cabinet. He hits the | |||
{{L|GrandPat|''[fixing his lawnmower]'' Somethin's jammin' up my wheels.}} | {{L|GrandPat|''[fixing his lawnmower]'' Somethin's jammin' up my wheels.}} | ||
{{L|''[Tinkle throws the toilet paper roll at him and barks]''}} | {{L|''[Tinkle throws the toilet paper roll at him and barks.]''}} | ||
{{L|GrandPat|Tinkle, can't you see I'm busy? ''[throws toilet paper]''}} | {{L|GrandPat|Tinkle, can't you see I'm busy? ''[throws toilet paper]''}} | ||
{{L|''[GrandPat pulls out a small child from his lawnmower]''}} | {{L|''[GrandPat pulls out a small child from his lawnmower]''}} | ||
{{L|Child|Hi, mister! ''[waves]''}} | {{L|Child|Hi, mister! ''[waves]''}} | ||
{{L|GrandPat|Next time, look both ways before you cross the playground! ''[throws him backward]''}} | {{L|GrandPat|Next time, look both ways before you cross the playground! ''[throws him backward]''}} | ||
{{L|''[Tinkle goes into the living room and tries to get Cecil to play with him]''}} | {{L|''[Tinkle goes into the living room and tries to get Cecil to play with him.]''}} | ||
{{L|Cecil|''[pets Tinkle]'' Mm, sorry, not now Tinkle ol' buddy. ''[starts tattooing Bunny, who is sitting on pillows next to him]'' I'm putting the finishing touches on Bunny's latest tattoo! ''[Bunny turns around]''}} | {{L|Cecil|''[pets Tinkle]'' Mm, sorry, not now, Tinkle ol' buddy. ''[starts tattooing Bunny, who is sitting on pillows next to him]'' I'm putting the finishing touches on Bunny's latest tattoo! ''[Bunny turns around]''}} | ||
{{L|''[The camera zooms in on Bunny's skin, showing the tattoo to be a vacuum cleaner. Skip and Leilani walk up it.]''}} | {{L|''[The camera zooms in on Bunny's skin, showing the tattoo to be a vacuum cleaner. Skip and Leilani walk up it.]''}} | ||
{{L|Skip|Uh, hiya neighbor!}} | {{L|Skip|Uh, hiya neighbor!}} | ||
{{L|''[The vacuum cleaner sucks up Skip and Leilani then burps]''}} | {{L|''[The vacuum cleaner sucks up Skip and Leilani, then burps.]''}} | ||
{{L|''[Tinkle whimpers and carries the toilet paper away. He goes into Patrick's room, where Patrick is swinging on a trapeze.]''}} | {{L|''[Tinkle whimpers and carries the toilet paper away. He goes into Patrick's room, where Patrick is swinging on a trapeze.]''}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|And now, folks, get ready for circ-de-Patricke!}} | {{L|Patrick|And now, folks, get ready for circ-de-Patricke!}} | ||
{{L|''[Tinkle barks at him]''}} | {{L|''[Tinkle barks at him.]''}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|''[swings toward him]'' I can't play with you now, Tinkle. ''[swings away]''}} | {{L|Patrick|''[swings toward him]'' I can't play with you now, Tinkle. ''[swings away]''}} | ||
{{L|''[Tinkle growls and spits a wet toilet paper roll at Patrick, then comes up to him and whimpers]''}} | {{L|''[Tinkle growls and spits a wet toilet paper roll at Patrick, then comes up to him and whimpers]''}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Tinkle, I'll play later, I promise. But now you gotta scram. ''[he throws the toilet paper roll and Tinkle chases after it]''}} | {{L|Patrick|Tinkle, I'll play later, I promise. But now you gotta scram. ''[he throws the toilet paper roll and Tinkle chases after it]''}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Ugh, now where was I?}} | {{L|Patrick|Ugh, now where was I?}} | ||
{{L|''[ | {{L|''[Another trapeze artists swings to him.]''}} | ||
{{L|Fred|Alley- ''[falls through the floor]''}} | {{L|Fred|Alley- ''[falls through the floor]''}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Oops.}} | {{L|Patrick|Oops.}} | ||
{{L|''[The toilet paper roll Patrick threw bounces against the button of the time closet, activating it. Tinkle runs to grab the toilet paper roll and enters the time closet. On the other side a barren prehistoric landscape with dinosaurs inhabiting | {{L|''[The toilet paper roll Patrick threw bounces against the button of the time closet, activating it. Tinkle runs to grab the toilet paper roll and enters the time closet. On the other side a barren prehistoric landscape with dinosaurs inhabiting it.]''}} | ||
{{L|Tinkle|''[Whimpers, the sees the shadow of a starfish. He barks happily and goes toward it.]''}} | {{L|Tinkle|''[Whimpers, the sees the shadow of a starfish. He barks happily and goes toward it.]''}} | ||
{{L|''[Cave Patrick is preparing to hit a Squidasaurus Rex with a stick, but Tinkle hits him with the toilet paper roll]''}} | {{L|''[Cave Patrick is preparing to hit a Squidasaurus Rex with a stick, but Tinkle hits him with the toilet paper roll]''}} | ||
{{L|Cave Patrick|Shush, shush shush shush.}} | {{L|Cave Patrick|Shush, shush shush shush.}} | ||
{{L|''[The Squidasaurus Rex awakens and Cave Patrick runs away screaming. He arrives at a dead end, and the Squidasaurus roars at him and is about to eat him. However, Tinkle bites his tail, spins him around and throws him into a volcano. The volcano explodes, and the dinosaur is launched back towards the two, now cooked to perfection and served on a plate. Cave Patrick's tongue rolls to the floor and he thanks Tinkle. It cuts to nighttime, and the Squidasaurus had been completely eaten with only its bones remaining. Cave Patrick lays down to sleep and Tinkle throws the toilet paper roll at him. Cave Patrick motions for him to away, causing Tinkle to whimper]''}} | {{L|''[The Squidasaurus Rex awakens and Cave Patrick runs away screaming. He arrives at a dead end, and the Squidasaurus roars at him and is about to eat him. However, Tinkle bites his tail, spins him around and throws him into a volcano. The volcano explodes, and the dinosaur is launched back towards the two, now cooked to perfection and served on a plate. Cave Patrick's tongue rolls to the floor and he thanks Tinkle. It cuts to nighttime, and the Squidasaurus had been completely eaten with only its bones remaining. Cave Patrick lays down to sleep and Tinkle throws the toilet paper roll at him. Cave Patrick motions for him to away, causing Tinkle to whimper]''}} | ||
{{L|''[The door of the time | {{L|''[The door of the time closet opens and Tinkle jumps in.}} | ||
{{L|Pat-Tron|Tinkle, tinkle...}} | {{L|Pat-Tron|Tinkle, tinkle...}} | ||
{{L|''[Tinkle happily jumps in]''}} | {{L|''[Tinkle happily jumps in.]''}} | ||
{{L|Pat-Tron|Tinkle, tinkle, little star...}} | {{L|Pat-Tron|Tinkle, tinkle, little star...}} | ||
{{L|''[Tinkle exits the time closet, and is now aboard a spaceship]''}} | {{L|''[Tinkle exits the time closet, and is now aboard a spaceship]''}} | ||
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{{L|Pat-Tron|Presundheit, el cafetan!}} | {{L|Pat-Tron|Presundheit, el cafetan!}} | ||
{{L|Quasar|What the..? Wait a second Pat-Tron, ''[points at Tinkle]'' This might be an actual antique toilet!}} | {{L|Quasar|What the..? Wait a second Pat-Tron, ''[points at Tinkle]'' This might be an actual antique toilet!}} | ||
{{L|''[Tinkle happily barks]''}} | {{L|''[Tinkle happily barks.]''}} | ||
{{L|Quasar|No one's used one of these in millennia! This could be one of the last remaining toilets! ''[Tinkle licks him]'' Worth a million space bucks!}} | {{L|Quasar|No one's used one of these in millennia! This could be one of the last remaining toilets! ''[Tinkle licks him]'' Worth a million space bucks!}} | ||
{{L|Pat-Tron|Cool your warp drive, captain. It's obviously just a fancy hat.}} | {{L|Pat-Tron|Cool your warp drive, captain. It's obviously just a fancy hat.}} | ||
{{L|Quasar|Well, only one way to find out. Set hyperdrive to... the antique show!}} | {{L|Quasar|Well, only one way to find out. Set hyperdrive to... the antique show!}} | ||
{{L|''[The trio are now at an antique show, and an alien woman is inspecting Tinkle]''}} | {{L|''[The trio are now at an antique show, and an alien woman is inspecting Tinkle.]''}} | ||
{{L|Alien Upturn|Extraordinary! This is the most authentically ancient, most perfectly preserved...}} | {{L|Alien Upturn|Extraordinary! This is the most authentically ancient, most perfectly preserved...}} | ||
{{L|Quasar|Toilet?}} | {{L|Quasar|Toilet?}} | ||
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{{L|''[Tinkle swallows Alien Upturn's hair and whimpers. Another time portal opens nearby]''}} | {{L|''[Tinkle swallows Alien Upturn's hair and whimpers. Another time portal opens nearby]''}} | ||
{{L|Pat the Hapless|Tinkle! ''[Tinkle jumps off the stool]'' Tinkle! ''[Tinkle enters the portal]''}} | {{L|Pat the Hapless|Tinkle! ''[Tinkle jumps off the stool]'' Tinkle! ''[Tinkle enters the portal]''}} | ||
{{L|''[Pat the Hapless is roaming a dungeon, and sees a floating scroll]''}} | {{L|''[Pat the Hapless is roaming a dungeon, and sees a floating scroll.]''}} | ||
{{L|Pat the Hapless|Oh, finally! The scroll of enchantment! ''[jumps toward it and begins crawling up the rock formation the scroll floats over]'' Leedle... leedle... leede-leede-leede-leede-leede-leedle. ''Leedle.'' ''[grabs the scroll and rolls it up]'' Too easy. ''[jumps down]'' Like defeating an infant in combat. ''[he steps on a rock with triggers several darts to shoot at him]'' Poison darts? Heh! Pat the Hapless ''eats'' poison darts! ''[suddenly becomes woozy]'' for... breakfast. ''[he falls down on the ground, with several bells and stars orbiting his head]'' Heh heh heh. ''[rings one of the bells]'' Funny bell go tinkle tinkle.}} | {{L|Pat the Hapless|Oh, finally! The scroll of enchantment! ''[jumps toward it and begins crawling up the rock formation the scroll floats over]'' Leedle... leedle... leede-leede-leede-leede-leede-leedle. ''Leedle.'' ''[grabs the scroll and rolls it up]'' Too easy. ''[jumps down]'' Like defeating an infant in combat. ''[he steps on a rock with triggers several darts to shoot at him]'' Poison darts? Heh! Pat the Hapless ''eats'' poison darts! ''[suddenly becomes woozy]'' for... breakfast. ''[he falls down on the ground, with several bells and stars orbiting his head]'' Heh heh heh. ''[rings one of the bells]'' Funny bell go tinkle tinkle.}} | ||
{{L|''[Tinkle jumps out of the time portal]''}} | {{L|''[Tinkle jumps out of the time portal]''}} | ||
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{{L|Pat the Hapless|A foul leviathan has devoured my scroll. And only the bravest hero could hope to retrieve it! ''[holds up his sword]''}} | {{L|Pat the Hapless|A foul leviathan has devoured my scroll. And only the bravest hero could hope to retrieve it! ''[holds up his sword]''}} | ||
{{L|''[Tinkle is heard barking inside the mouth of the monster, then breaks through his teeth. The monster frowns and makes a crying noise. Tinkle lands beside Pat the Hapless and spits out the scroll.]''}} | {{L|''[Tinkle is heard barking inside the mouth of the monster, then breaks through his teeth. The monster frowns and makes a crying noise. Tinkle lands beside Pat the Hapless and spits out the scroll.]''}} | ||
{{L|Pat the Hapless|The little beast has retrieved my scroll! O-ho! Clearly you contain a mighty spirit! Come! Let us go make merriment, and vanquish enemies! | {{L|Pat the Hapless|The little beast has retrieved my scroll! O-ho! Clearly you contain a mighty spirit! Come! Let us go make merriment, and vanquish enemies!}} | ||
{{L|''[Pat the Hapless rides Tinkle to the castle of a worm king]''}} | {{L|''[Pat the Hapless rides Tinkle to the castle of a worm king]''}} | ||
{{L|Pat the Hapless|Kicks down the door and points | {{L|Pat the Hapless|Kicks down the door and points his axe at the worm]''}} | ||
{{L|Worm king|Hm.}} | {{L|Worm king|Hm.}} | ||
{{L|''[Tinkle launches Pat the Hapless forward at the worm king]''}} | {{L|''[Tinkle launches Pat the Hapless forward at the worm king]''}} | ||
{{L|Worm king|''[picks up a piece of food]'' Ah! I hope I have time for a last meal! ''[Pat the Hapless cuts off his head, and the food falls into his neck cavity]''}} | {{L|Worm king|''[picks up a piece of food]'' Ah! I hope I have time for a last meal! ''[Pat the Hapless cuts off his head, and the food falls into his neck cavity]''}} | ||
{{L|''[A montage is shown of Pat the Hapless executing various monarchs throughout the area. Pat the Hapless slowly becomes older and gains an eyepatch. He is shown sitting on a thrown of disembodied heads reading a newspaper.]''}} | {{L|''[A montage is shown of Pat the Hapless executing various monarchs throughout the area. Pat the Hapless slowly becomes older and gains an eyepatch. He is shown sitting on a thrown of disembodied heads reading a newspaper.]''}} | ||
{{L|Pat the Hapless|''[sighs]'' Is life not good, little beast? ''[hands his newspaper to an octopus servant, who carries it away]'' We rule many lands, ''[the servants | {{L|Pat the Hapless|''[sighs]'' Is life not good, little beast? ''[hands his newspaper to an octopus servant, who carries it away]'' We rule many lands, ''[the servants bring him a drumstick of meat]'' eat sumptuous feasts, and sit on very comfortable thrones.}} | ||
{{L|''[Tinkle bounces on a throne of headless body]''}} | {{L|''[Tinkle bounces on a throne of headless body]''}} | ||
{{L|Headless body|Ow!}} | {{L|Headless body|Ow!}} | ||
{{L|''[A servant brings Tinkle | {{L|''[A servant brings Tinkle food, but Tinkle hears yet another voice call to him from inside the time closet]''}} | ||
{{L|Pat the Hapless|Beast! Taste this mutton! Beast? ''Beast?'' ''[lifts the pile of bodies Tinkle was once sitting on]'' Where is my trusted beast? ''[The bodies point to Tinkle who is in front of the time closet. Tinkle waves goodbye to Pat the Hapless and jumps in.]''}} | {{L|Pat the Hapless|Beast! Taste this mutton! Beast? ''Beast?'' ''[lifts the pile of bodies Tinkle was once sitting on]'' Where is my trusted beast? ''[The bodies point to Tinkle who is in front of the time closet. Tinkle waves goodbye to Pat the Hapless and jumps in.]''}} | ||
{{L|Pat the Hapless|''[eyes water]'' B-B-B-Beast?}} | {{L|Pat the Hapless|''[eyes water]'' B-B-B-Beast?}} | ||
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{{L|Tinkle|''[barks inquisitively]''}} | {{L|Tinkle|''[barks inquisitively]''}} | ||
{{L|Mega Toilet|What is this place? Why, it's the far, far, ''far'' future. ''[displays a hologram from his plunger hand]'' The year T0113T, where toilet beings reign supreme. ''[shows a painting of a toilet person]''}} | {{L|Mega Toilet|What is this place? Why, it's the far, far, ''far'' future. ''[displays a hologram from his plunger hand]'' The year T0113T, where toilet beings reign supreme. ''[shows a painting of a toilet person]''}} | ||
{{L|''[Tinkle is awed]''}} | {{L|''[Tinkle is awed.]''}} | ||
{{L|Mega Toilet|You see Tinkle, ''[displays a hologram of a man walking wearing a toilet as a hat]'' many eons ago, during the space age, we were seen as nothing more than a fashion accessory. But, thanks to the process of cerebral osmosis, we grew more and more intelligent over the millennia. ''[pulls on a cord, opening a window to the outside world which shows an advanced toilet society]'' My porcelain brothers and sisters then set about a lush, latrine, utopia. ''[shows a toilet couple walking a small starfish pet]''}} | {{L|Mega Toilet|You see Tinkle, ''[displays a hologram of a man walking wearing a toilet as a hat]'' many eons ago, during the space age, we were seen as nothing more than a fashion accessory. But, thanks to the process of cerebral osmosis, we grew more and more intelligent over the millennia. ''[pulls on a cord, opening a window to the outside world which shows an advanced toilet society]'' My porcelain brothers and sisters then set about a lush, latrine, utopia. ''[shows a toilet couple walking a small starfish pet]''}} | ||
{{L|''[Tinkle looks down at the society, thrilled]''}} | {{L|''[Tinkle looks down at the society, thrilled]''}} | ||
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{{L|Tinkle|''[barks]''}} | {{L|Tinkle|''[barks]''}} | ||
{{L|Mega Toilet|Yes, yes. I too wish that you could stay here forever. But, in order to ensure that this glorious future becomes a reality, you must return to your own time.}} | {{L|Mega Toilet|Yes, yes. I too wish that you could stay here forever. But, in order to ensure that this glorious future becomes a reality, you must return to your own time.}} | ||
{{L|''[Tinkle growls disapprovingly]''}} | {{L|''[Tinkle growls disapprovingly.]''}} | ||
{{L|Mega Toilet|''[pushes Tinkle]'' Let's take you home.}} | {{L|Mega Toilet|''[pushes Tinkle]'' Let's take you home.}} | ||
{{L|''[Tinkle still refuses to go]''}} | {{L|''[Tinkle still refuses to go.]''}} | ||
{{L|Mega Toilet|''[ | {{L|Mega Toilet|''[sighs and generates a holographic toilet paper roll. He whistles and swings it around]'' Get the roll, boy! Get the roll! Ha ha ha!}} | ||
{{L|''[Tinkle barks and Mega Toilet throws the holographic toilet paper roll into the time closet. Tinkle follows after it and the portal closes behind him]''}} | {{L|''[Tinkle barks and Mega Toilet throws the holographic toilet paper roll into the time closet. Tinkle follows after it and the portal closes behind him.]''}} | ||
{{L|Mega Toilet|Farewell, Great Great Great Grandpotty.}} | {{L|Mega Toilet|Farewell, Great Great Great Grandpotty.}} | ||
{{L|''[Patrick is swinging on a trapeze, failing to catch the other trapeze artists]''}} | {{L|''[Patrick is swinging on a trapeze, failing to catch the other trapeze artists]''}} | ||
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{{L|Squidina|Shh! Patrick, look!}} | {{L|Squidina|Shh! Patrick, look!}} | ||
{{L|''[Tinkle is sleeping in front of the time closet with the holographic toilet paper roll in his mouth]''}} | {{L|''[Tinkle is sleeping in front of the time closet with the holographic toilet paper roll in his mouth]''}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Hehe, ''[pats Tinkle]'' Tinkle's such a | {{L|Patrick|Hehe, ''[pats Tinkle]'' Tinkle's such a lazy loo.}} | ||
{{L|Squidina|Yeah, you'd think Tinkle traveled through time and space | {{L|Squidina|Yeah, you'd think Tinkle traveled through time and space the way he's sleeping!}} | ||
{{L|''[The camera irises out on Tinkle sleeping, and the holographic toilet paper roll glitches away]''}} | {{L|''[The camera irises out on Tinkle sleeping, and the holographic toilet paper roll glitches away]''}} | ||
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