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-{{L|''[The episode begins with an exterior shot of the Krusty Krab. There are no customers inside. Mr. Krabs is standing next to the 'FREE' salad bar. Squidward is reading a "Dance Now!" ballet magazine and imagining his head on the dancers. SpongeBob is wiping dust off tables.]''}}
+{{L|''[The episode begins with an exterior shot of the Krusty Krab. There are no customers inside. Mr. Krabs is standing next to the 'FREE' salad bar. Squidward is reading a "Dance Now!" ballet magazine and imagining his head on the dancers, while SpongeBob is wiping dust off tables.]''}}
-{{L|''[Back to Mr. Krabs still standing next to the 'FREE' salad bar, attempting to retain his smile. A piece of paper flies through the entrance of the Krusty Krab.]''}}
+{{L|''[Back to Mr. Krabs still standing next to the 'FREE' salad bar, attempting to retain his encouraging smile. A piece of paper flies through the entrance of the Krusty Krab.]''}}
-{{L|Mr. Krabs|Hmm... I just don't get it. ''[holds the 'FREE' sign]'' If a free salad bar doesn't bring in customers, what will?! ''[Squidward is dancing]'' Squidward!}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|Hmm... I just don't get it. ''[holds the 'FREE' sign]'' If a free salad bar doesn't bring in customers... ''[the camera zooms out as far as possible]'' what '''will'''?! ''[Squidward is dancing and humming a melody]'' Squidward!}}
 {{L|Squidward|Uh-uh... Yes, sir?}}
-{{L|Mr. Krabs|There's gonna be some changes around here. ''[Incidental 4 walks in. Mr. Krabs gasps]'' A customer! Welcome to the Krusty Krab! ''[runs up to Incidental 4 with a chair and seats him. Brings him back to the table]'' SpongeBob, cater to his every whim. And don't screw this one up.}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|There's gonna be some changes around here. ''[Francis walks in. Mr. Krabs gasps]'' A customer! Welcome to the Krusty Krab! ''[runs up to Francis with a chair and seats him. Brings him back to the table]'' SpongeBob, cater to his every whim. And don't screw this one up.}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|''[with a pencil on his side, saluting]'' Aye, aye, sir! Welcome aboard, sir! Here at the Krusty Krab, ''[points at Incidental 4] you'' are the captain, and I am your cabin boy. You just say the word and I will throw myself in the brig! May I take your order?}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[with a pencil on his side, saluting]'' Aye, aye, sir! Welcome aboard, sir! Here at the Krusty Krab, ''[points at Francis] you'' are the captain, and ''I'' am your cabin boy. You just say the word and I will throw myself in the brig! ''[takes out the notepad, ready to write the order]'' May I take your order?}}
-{{L|Incidental 4|All I wanted was change for the payphone. ''[shows the dollar]''}}
+{{L|Francis|All I wanted was change for the payphone. ''[shows the dollar]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Aye-aye, sir! ''[runs off quickly and comes back with change. Talking in a French accent]'' Monsieur's chángé. ''[snaps his fingers]''}}
-{{L|Incidental 4|Thanks. ''[laughs nervously and leaves a penny on the table]'' Here you go. ''[runs off as Mr. Krabs smells the penny]''}}
+{{L|Francis|''[takes the change]'' Thanks. ''[chuckles nervously and leaves one penny on the table]'' Here you go. ''[runs off as Mr. Krabs smells the penny]''}}
 {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[his eyes and the background turn into money]'' Yah! ''[jumps on the penny while destroying the table]''}}
 {{L|''[Bubble transition to Mr. Krabs putting the penny away in his safe in his office.]''}}
-{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[talking to Squidward and SpongeBob]'' Now as you may have noticed, profits are way down this month. ''[pulls down a chart with red zig-zag lines going down and his eyes sticking out on each side]'' We've got to think of a gimmick to bring in customers. ''[pulls the chart up]'' Do you lubbers have any ideas?}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[sits down and starts talking to Squidward and SpongeBob]'' Now as you may have noticed, profits are way ''[pulls down a chart with red zig-zag lines going down]'' down this month. ''[his eyes stick out on each side of the chart]'' We've got to think of a gimmick to bring in customers. ''[pulls the chart up]'' Do you, lubbers have any ideas?}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|I've got one! ''[takes out a tray with a soda and a pair of socks on it]'' A free pair of socks with every purchase!}}
-{{L|Squidward|Ahem. ''[continues reading the "Dance Now!" ballet magazine]''}}
+{{L|Squidward|''[clears his throat and continues reading the "Dance Now!" ballet magazine]''}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|''[off-screen]'' Or maybe 'Double Patty Midnight Madness'! ''[cut back to him tossing out the tray]'' Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! I know! I know! I know! How about 'mouth full of clams' day! Everyone who shows up with a mouthful of clams... ''[talks with mouth full of clams]'' ...gets a free drink! Huh? Huh?}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[off-screen]'' Or maybe 'Double Patty Midnight Madness'! ''[cut back to him tossing out the tray]'' Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! I know! I know! I know! How about 'mouth full of clams' day! Everyone who shows up with a mouthful of clams... ''[talks with mouth full of clams]'' ...gets a free drink! ''[shows off his tongue with seven small, purple clams on it]'' Huh? Huh?}}
-{{L|Mr. Krabs|Well, uhh, I was thinkin’ more along the lines of ''live'' entertainment.}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|Well, uhh, I was thinkin' more along the lines of ''live'' entertainment.}}
-{{L|Squidward|''[gasps]'' That's it, a floor show! Wait, a ''talent'' show! With your host, me! ''[runs up to Mr. Krabs with stars in his eyes]'' This is the moment I've... ''[eyes return to normal]'' I mean, we've been dreaming of. Think of it, Mr. Krabs, you will be responsible for bringing culture to this cultural wasteland we call Bikini Bottom! And not to mention, the money.}}
+{{L|Squidward|''[gasps]'' That's it, a floor show! Wait, a ''talent'' show! With your host, me! ''[the cheers of real-life audience play in the background, Squidward runs up to Mr. Krabs with stars in his eyes]'' This is the moment I've... ''[eyes return to normal]'' I mean, we've been dreaming of. Think of it, Mr. Krabs, you will be responsible for bringing culture to this cultural wasteland we call Bikini Bottom! And not to mention, the ''money''.}}
-{{L|Mr. Krabs|The money? ''[Squidward is lying on the table]''}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[in awe]'' The money? ''[Squidward is lying on the table]''}}
 {{L|Squidward|And I can see it now... your daughter Pearl, her name up in lights.}}
-{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[Mr. Krabs looks at his picture of him and Pearl]'' Little Pearly... a star?}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[Mr. Krabs takes out the picture of him and Pearl and looks at it]'' Little Pearly... a star?}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Hoppin' clams! A talent show! I'm talented! I'd better call my folks! ''[runs off as Squidward and Mr. Krabs shake hands]''}}
 {{L|Mr. Krabs|Squidward, you've got a deal. Make my little girl a star!}}
 {{L|''[Bubble transition to the Krusty Krab being redecorated for the talent show. Squidward is writing notes on a notepad.]''}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Hey Squidward, what time am I goin’ on?}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Hey, Squidward, what time am I goin' on?}}
 {{L|Squidward|Going on what?}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|The show! When am I goin’ on the show? I have a great act!}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|The ''show''! When am I goin' on the show? I have a great act!}}
-{{L|Squidward|What talent could you possibly possess? ''[SpongeBob blows a big bubble which turns into a hippo. Then blows two small bubbles for the hat and cane. Both perform their tap-dancing act.]''}}
+{{L|Squidward|What talent could you possibly possess? ''[SpongeBob blows a big bubble which turns into a hippo. Then blows two small bubbles that turn into a hat and a cane. Both perform their tap-dancing act.]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Ta-dah! ''[Squidward yawns]''}}
-{{L|Squidward|No one, not even your parents, would want to see that! ''[hippo bubble pops]'' What the people want is culture! Not dancing bubbles!}}
+{{L|Squidward|No one, not even your parents, would want to see that! ''[hippo bubble pops, SpongeBob looks upset]'' What the people want is culture! Not dancing bubbles!}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Okay, I get it! Don't worry, Squidward, I'm going to come up with the most cultured act ever!}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Okay, I get it! Don't worry, Squidward, I'm going to come up with the most cultured act ''[with an English accent]'' e-vah!}}
 {{L|Squidward|I can hardly wait. ''[SpongeBob runs off]'' Phew. The only culture that guy has is in his tennis shoes. ''[laughs]'' Tennis shoes. I crack myself up.}}
-{{L|''[Bubble transition to later that night of the talent show where people are outside conducting interviews and people inside are talking and getting set-up. A submarine passes by.]''}}
+{{L|''[Bubble transition to later that night of the talent show where people are outside, conducting interviews and the members of the audience inside are talking as well as getting set-up. A submarine passes by.]''}}
-{{L|Incidental 95|''[talking in the background]'' We are now at the Krusty Krab Talent Show featuring the finest talent in the town...}}
+{{L|Lisa|''[in the background, speaking in front of the camera]'' We are now at the Krusty Krab Talent Show featuring the finest talent in the town...}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|''[peeks out from behind the curtain]'' Wow! A full house! ''[gasps]'' There's Mom and Dad! They are gonna be so proud! ''[Mr. Krabs shakes Harold SquarePants' hand]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[peeks out from behind the curtain]'' Wow! A full house! ''[gasps, the next shot shows SpongeBob's parents entering The Krusty Krab and meeting Mr. Krabs, who is standing next to Patrick]'' There's Mom and Dad! They are gonna be so proud! ''[Mr. Krabs shakes Harold's hand]''}}
-{{L|Mr. Krabs|Hello, I'm Mr. Krabs, and I like money.}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[introducing himself]'' Hello, I'm Mr. Krabs, and I like money.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|I gotta get ready! ''[Squidward gets everyone's attention]''}}
-{{L|Squidward|Alright, listen up, people. Listen up. Gather around everyone, chop, chop. ''[performers gather around]'' Now, you may be thinking this is your one shot at the big time. Well, it's not. It's ''mine''.}}
+{{L|Squidward|Alright, listen up, people. Listen up. Gather around everyone, chop, chop. ''[performers gather around him, including Pearl, Plankton and Gary]'' Now, you may be thinking this is your one shot at the big time. Well, it's not. It's ''mine''.}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Hey, Squid! How about this for the show? ''[runs off and runs back with a tub full of water and the words 'Mister Absorbency' written on the front]'' The Amazing Mister Absorbency! ''[puts his finger in the water and absorbs it. Absorbs the water into his legs]'' Whoa! Ta-dah! ''[absorbs water into his head]'' Ta-dah!}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Hey, Squid! How about this for the show? ''[runs off and comes back with a tub full of water with 'Mister Absorbency' written in uppercase on the front]'' The Amazing Mister Absorbency! ''[puts his finger in the water and absorbs it. Absorbs the water into his legs]'' Whoa! Ta-dah! ''[absorbs water into his head]'' Ta-dah!}}
-{{L|Squidward|No one is gonna wanna see you engorge yourself. ''[The water is released from SpongeBob.]''}}
+{{L|Squidward|No one is gonna wanna see you engorge yourself. ''[The water is released from SpongeBob, who gets upset again.]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|''[grabs Squidward's legs]'' Please, Squidward, let me be in the show! I'll do anything! Anything! Anything!}}
 {{L|Squidward|So you really wanna be in the show?}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Oh, yes!}}
-{{L|Squidward|Okay, you get to mop up afterwards. ''[hands SpongeBob a mop]'' Now will you stop bugging me? ''[walks off]''}}
+{{L|Squidward|Okay. ''[hands SpongeBob a mop]'' You get to mop up afterwards. Now will you stop bugging me? ''[walks off]''}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|''[sobbing]'' So, this is what it feels like... the big time! With this mop, I shape my destiny! ''[The show starts and crowd applauds. Squidward comes out and gets the cue cards that are in his tuxedo]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[gets emotional]'' So, this is what it feels like... the big time! With this mop, I shape my destiny! ''[The show starts and crowd applauds. Squidward comes out and gets the cue cards that are in his tuxedo]''}}
 {{L|Squidward|''[clears throat]'' Uh, good evening and...and welcome to the first annual Squidward Tentacles Talent Show. Sponsored by the Krusty Krab, home of the Krabby Patty, because no one else would give it a home. ''[a rimshot plays and Patrick laughs]'' Uh, thank you, heh. Our next act is living proof that nepotism is alive and well. ''[another rimshot plays and Patrick laughs again]''}}
 {{L|Patrick|Nepoti- ''[laughing]''}}
-{{L|Squidward|Heh, thank you. Uh, put your fins together for... ''[Patrick cracks up laughing very hard. Bashes on the table with laughter, shaking dinnerware. He falls off his chair]'' Put your... ''[Patrick laughs]'' Put... ''[Patrick laughs]'' Pearl. ''[crowd applauds]''}}
+{{L|Squidward|Heh, thank you. Uh, put your fins together for-- ''[Patrick cracks up laughing very hard. Bashes on the table with laughter, shaking dinnerware. He falls off his chair]'' Put your-- ''[Patrick laughs]'' Put-- ''[Patrick laughs]'' Pearl. ''[crowd applauds]''}}
 {{L|Mr. Krabs|Hooray! ''[the curtain rises for Pearl, dressed in cheerleader uniform]'' My little girl is finally a star.}}
 {{L|Pearl|Give me a K-R-U! ''[jumps up and down on the stage causing the crowd to fly up and down with her]'' Give me a S-T-Y! ''[jumps up and down again]'' Krusty Krab! ''[jumps up and down]'' Krusty Krab! ''[jumps up and down]'' Krusty Krab! ''[jumps up and down]''}}
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 {{L|Plankton|Well, this stinks. ''[looks down at the floor, defeated]''}}
 {{L|''[Plankton walks off to the Chum Bucket as the audience boos. Mr. Krabs angrily runs up to Squidward backstage, leaving a trail of flames.]''}}
-{{L|Mr. Krabs|Squidward! ''[literally races towards him, like an over speeding race car]'' This show is a disaster! You're ruinin’ me!}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|Squidward! ''[literally races towards him, like an over speeding race car]'' This show is a disaster! You're ruinin' me!}}
 {{L|Squidward|Now, now, don't you worry, Mr. Krabs. I've saved the best for last, you'll see.}}
 {{L|Mr. Krabs|For your sake, I hope you're right!}}
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 {{L|Squidward|And now, ladies and gentlemen, the moment you've all been waiting for. We've saved the best for last. Put your hands together for... ''[all streamers, confetti and purple, pink and blue balloons fall everywhere]'' the incomparable Squidward!}}
 {{L|''[Plays a movie-esque sting as the 'Squidward Live' words blink in pink and green lights as the crowd applauds. The curtain opens and the background shows the Grand Canyon. Squidward proudly enters the scene in a blue sleeveless leotard. The audience suddenly stops clapping and stares blankly. Squidward dances with birds, accompanied by classical music. Then, the lights go dark and music becomes techno as Squidward dances weirdly. Makes weird noises as he dances after the first part of his dance.]''}}
-{{L|Incidental F4|What the...?!}}
+{{L|Francy|What the...?!}}
 {{L|''[Squidward continues to make weird noises and dance weirdly. Two fish run over to the salad bar and throw tomatoes at Squidward as the crowd erupts to a chorus of enraged boos.]''}}
 {{L|Mr. Krabs|I'm losin' money on this deal! ''[puts a $1.00 sticker over the free sign on the salad bar and grins]''}}
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 {{L|Mrs. Margaret SquarePants|Oh, my son's a star!}}
 {{L|Mr. Harold SquarePants|Who ever knew he had such talent?}}
-{{L|Mr. Krabs|I'll be needin’ another wheelbarrow for next week's show!}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|I'll be needin' another wheelbarrow for next week's show!}}
 {{l|''[Squidward moans. The crowd throws flowers at SpongeBob as the episode ends]''}}
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