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{{L|''[The episode begins with an exterior shot of the Krusty Krab. There are no customers inside. Mr. Krabs is standing next to the 'FREE' salad bar. Squidward is reading a "Dance Now!" ballet magazine and imagining his head on the dancers, while SpongeBob is wiping dust off tables.]''}} | {{L|''[The episode begins with an exterior shot of the Krusty Krab. There are no customers inside. Mr. Krabs is standing next to the 'FREE' salad bar. Squidward is reading a "Dance Now!" ballet magazine and imagining his head on the dancers, while SpongeBob is wiping dust off tables.]''}} | ||
{{L|''[Back to Mr. Krabs still standing next to the 'FREE' salad bar, attempting to retain his encouraging smile. A piece of paper flies through the entrance of the Krusty Krab.]''}} | {{L|''[Back to Mr. Krabs still standing next to the 'FREE' salad bar, attempting to retain his encouraging smile. A piece of paper flies through the entrance of the Krusty Krab.]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Hmm... I just don't get it. ''[holds the 'FREE' sign]'' If a free salad bar doesn't bring in customers.. ''[the camera zooms out as far as possible]'' what '''will'''?! ''[Squidward is dancing and humming a melody]'' Squidward!}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Hmm... I just don't get it. ''[holds the 'FREE' sign]'' If a free salad bar doesn't bring in customers... ''[the camera zooms out as far as possible]'' what '''will'''?! ''[Squidward is dancing and humming a melody]'' Squidward!}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Uh-uh... Yes, sir?}} | {{L|Squidward|Uh-uh... Yes, sir?}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|There's gonna be some changes around here. ''[ | {{L|Mr. Krabs|There's gonna be some changes around here. ''[Francis walks in. Mr. Krabs gasps]'' A customer! Welcome to the Krusty Krab! ''[runs up to Francis with a chair and seats him. Brings him back to the table]'' SpongeBob, cater to his every whim. And don't screw this one up.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[with a pencil on his side, saluting]'' Aye, aye, sir! Welcome aboard, sir! Here at the Krusty Krab, ''[points at | {{L|SpongeBob|''[with a pencil on his side, saluting]'' Aye, aye, sir! Welcome aboard, sir! Here at the Krusty Krab, ''[points at Francis] you'' are the captain, and ''I'' am your cabin boy. You just say the word and I will throw myself in the brig! ''[takes out the notepad, ready to write the order]'' May I take your order?}} | ||
{{L| | {{L|Francis|All I wanted was change for the payphone. ''[shows the dollar]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Aye-aye, sir! ''[runs off quickly and comes back with change. Talking in a French accent]'' Monsieur's chángé. ''[snaps his fingers]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Aye-aye, sir! ''[runs off quickly and comes back with change. Talking in a French accent]'' Monsieur's chángé. ''[snaps his fingers]''}} | ||
{{L| | {{L|Francis|''[takes the change]'' Thanks. ''[chuckles nervously and leaves one penny on the table]'' Here you go. ''[runs off as Mr. Krabs smells the penny]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[his eyes and the background turn into money]'' Yah! ''[jumps on the penny while destroying the table]''}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[his eyes and the background turn into money]'' Yah! ''[jumps on the penny while destroying the table]''}} | ||
{{L|''[Bubble transition to Mr. Krabs putting the penny away in his safe in his office.]''}} | {{L|''[Bubble transition to Mr. Krabs putting the penny away in his safe in his office.]''}} | ||
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{{L|Squidward|''[clears his throat and continues reading the "Dance Now!" ballet magazine]''}} | {{L|Squidward|''[clears his throat and continues reading the "Dance Now!" ballet magazine]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[off-screen]'' Or maybe 'Double Patty Midnight Madness'! ''[cut back to him tossing out the tray]'' Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! I know! I know! I know! How about 'mouth full of clams' day! Everyone who shows up with a mouthful of clams... ''[talks with mouth full of clams]'' ...gets a free drink! ''[shows off his tongue with seven small, purple clams on it]'' Huh? Huh?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[off-screen]'' Or maybe 'Double Patty Midnight Madness'! ''[cut back to him tossing out the tray]'' Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! I know! I know! I know! How about 'mouth full of clams' day! Everyone who shows up with a mouthful of clams... ''[talks with mouth full of clams]'' ...gets a free drink! ''[shows off his tongue with seven small, purple clams on it]'' Huh? Huh?}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Well, uhh, I was | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Well, uhh, I was thinkin' more along the lines of ''live'' entertainment.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|''[gasps]'' That's it, a floor show! Wait, a ''talent'' show! With your host, me! ''[the cheers of real-life audience play in the background, Squidward runs up to Mr. Krabs with stars in his eyes]'' This is the moment I've... ''[eyes return to normal]'' I mean, we've been dreaming of. Think of it, Mr. Krabs, you will be responsible for bringing culture to this cultural wasteland we call Bikini Bottom! And not to mention, the ''money''.}} | {{L|Squidward|''[gasps]'' That's it, a floor show! Wait, a ''talent'' show! With your host, me! ''[the cheers of real-life audience play in the background, Squidward runs up to Mr. Krabs with stars in his eyes]'' This is the moment I've... ''[eyes return to normal]'' I mean, we've been dreaming of. Think of it, Mr. Krabs, you will be responsible for bringing culture to this cultural wasteland we call Bikini Bottom! And not to mention, the ''money''.}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[in awe]'' The money? ''[Squidward is lying on the table]''}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[in awe]'' The money? ''[Squidward is lying on the table]''}} | ||
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|Squidward, you've got a deal. Make my little girl a star!}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Squidward, you've got a deal. Make my little girl a star!}} | ||
{{L|''[Bubble transition to the Krusty Krab being redecorated for the talent show. Squidward is writing notes on a notepad.]''}} | {{L|''[Bubble transition to the Krusty Krab being redecorated for the talent show. Squidward is writing notes on a notepad.]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Hey, Squidward, what time am I | {{L|SpongeBob|Hey, Squidward, what time am I goin' on?}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Going on what?}} | {{L|Squidward|Going on what?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|The ''show''! When am I | {{L|SpongeBob|The ''show''! When am I goin' on the show? I have a great act!}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|What talent could you possibly possess? ''[SpongeBob blows a big bubble which turns into a hippo. Then blows two small bubbles that turn into a hat and a cane. Both perform their tap-dancing act.]''}} | {{L|Squidward|What talent could you possibly possess? ''[SpongeBob blows a big bubble which turns into a hippo. Then blows two small bubbles that turn into a hat and a cane. Both perform their tap-dancing act.]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Ta-dah! ''[Squidward yawns]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Ta-dah! ''[Squidward yawns]''}} | ||
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{{L|Squidward|I can hardly wait. ''[SpongeBob runs off]'' Phew. The only culture that guy has is in his tennis shoes. ''[laughs]'' Tennis shoes. I crack myself up.}} | {{L|Squidward|I can hardly wait. ''[SpongeBob runs off]'' Phew. The only culture that guy has is in his tennis shoes. ''[laughs]'' Tennis shoes. I crack myself up.}} | ||
{{L|''[Bubble transition to later that night of the talent show where people are outside, conducting interviews and the members of the audience inside are talking as well as getting set-up. A submarine passes by.]''}} | {{L|''[Bubble transition to later that night of the talent show where people are outside, conducting interviews and the members of the audience inside are talking as well as getting set-up. A submarine passes by.]''}} | ||
{{L| | {{L|Lisa|''[in the background, speaking in front of the camera]'' We are now at the Krusty Krab Talent Show featuring the finest talent in the town...}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[peeks out from behind the curtain]'' Wow! A full house! ''[gasps, the next shot shows SpongeBob's parents entering The Krusty Krab and meeting Mr. Krabs, who is standing next to Patrick]'' There's Mom and Dad! They are gonna be so proud! ''[Mr. Krabs shakes Harold's hand]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[peeks out from behind the curtain]'' Wow! A full house! ''[gasps, the next shot shows SpongeBob's parents entering The Krusty Krab and meeting Mr. Krabs, who is standing next to Patrick]'' There's Mom and Dad! They are gonna be so proud! ''[Mr. Krabs shakes Harold's hand]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[introducing himself]'' Hello, I'm Mr. Krabs, and I like money.}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[introducing himself]'' Hello, I'm Mr. Krabs, and I like money.}} | ||
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{{L|Plankton|Well, this stinks. ''[looks down at the floor, defeated]''}} | {{L|Plankton|Well, this stinks. ''[looks down at the floor, defeated]''}} | ||
{{L|''[Plankton walks off to the Chum Bucket as the audience boos. Mr. Krabs angrily runs up to Squidward backstage, leaving a trail of flames.]''}} | {{L|''[Plankton walks off to the Chum Bucket as the audience boos. Mr. Krabs angrily runs up to Squidward backstage, leaving a trail of flames.]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Squidward! ''[literally races towards him, like an over speeding race car]'' This show is a disaster! You're | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Squidward! ''[literally races towards him, like an over speeding race car]'' This show is a disaster! You're ruinin' me!}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Now, now, don't you worry, Mr. Krabs. I've saved the best for last, you'll see.}} | {{L|Squidward|Now, now, don't you worry, Mr. Krabs. I've saved the best for last, you'll see.}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|For your sake, I hope you're right!}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|For your sake, I hope you're right!}} | ||
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{{L|Squidward|And now, ladies and gentlemen, the moment you've all been waiting for. We've saved the best for last. Put your hands together for... ''[all streamers, confetti and purple, pink and blue balloons fall everywhere]'' the incomparable Squidward!}} | {{L|Squidward|And now, ladies and gentlemen, the moment you've all been waiting for. We've saved the best for last. Put your hands together for... ''[all streamers, confetti and purple, pink and blue balloons fall everywhere]'' the incomparable Squidward!}} | ||
{{L|''[Plays a movie-esque sting as the 'Squidward Live' words blink in pink and green lights as the crowd applauds. The curtain opens and the background shows the Grand Canyon. Squidward proudly enters the scene in a blue sleeveless leotard. The audience suddenly stops clapping and stares blankly. Squidward dances with birds, accompanied by classical music. Then, the lights go dark and music becomes techno as Squidward dances weirdly. Makes weird noises as he dances after the first part of his dance.]''}} | {{L|''[Plays a movie-esque sting as the 'Squidward Live' words blink in pink and green lights as the crowd applauds. The curtain opens and the background shows the Grand Canyon. Squidward proudly enters the scene in a blue sleeveless leotard. The audience suddenly stops clapping and stares blankly. Squidward dances with birds, accompanied by classical music. Then, the lights go dark and music becomes techno as Squidward dances weirdly. Makes weird noises as he dances after the first part of his dance.]''}} | ||
{{L| | {{L|Francy|What the...?!}} | ||
{{L|''[Squidward continues to make weird noises and dance weirdly. Two fish run over to the salad bar and throw tomatoes at Squidward as the crowd erupts to a chorus of enraged boos.]''}} | {{L|''[Squidward continues to make weird noises and dance weirdly. Two fish run over to the salad bar and throw tomatoes at Squidward as the crowd erupts to a chorus of enraged boos.]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|I'm losin' money on this deal! ''[puts a $1.00 sticker over the free sign on the salad bar and grins]''}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|I'm losin' money on this deal! ''[puts a $1.00 sticker over the free sign on the salad bar and grins]''}} | ||
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{{L|Mrs. Margaret SquarePants|Oh, my son's a star!}} | {{L|Mrs. Margaret SquarePants|Oh, my son's a star!}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Harold SquarePants|Who ever knew he had such talent?}} | {{L|Mr. Harold SquarePants|Who ever knew he had such talent?}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|I'll be | {{L|Mr. Krabs|I'll be needin' another wheelbarrow for next week's show!}} | ||
{{l|''[Squidward moans. The crowd throws flowers at SpongeBob as the episode ends]''}} | {{l|''[Squidward moans. The crowd throws flowers at SpongeBob as the episode ends]''}} | ||
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