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{{L|Mr. Krabs|Hmm... I just don't get it. ''[holds the 'FREE' sign]'' If a free salad bar doesn't bring in customers... ''[the camera zooms out as far as possible]'' what '''will'''?! ''[Squidward is dancing and humming a melody]'' Squidward!}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Hmm... I just don't get it. ''[holds the 'FREE' sign]'' If a free salad bar doesn't bring in customers... ''[the camera zooms out as far as possible]'' what '''will'''?! ''[Squidward is dancing and humming a melody]'' Squidward!}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Uh-uh... Yes, sir?}} | {{L|Squidward|Uh-uh... Yes, sir?}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|There's gonna be some changes around here. ''[ | {{L|Mr. Krabs|There's gonna be some changes around here. ''[Francis walks in. Mr. Krabs gasps]'' A customer! Welcome to the Krusty Krab! ''[runs up to Francis with a chair and seats him. Brings him back to the table]'' SpongeBob, cater to his every whim. And don't screw this one up.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[with a pencil on his side, saluting]'' Aye, aye, sir! Welcome aboard, sir! Here at the Krusty Krab, ''[points at | {{L|SpongeBob|''[with a pencil on his side, saluting]'' Aye, aye, sir! Welcome aboard, sir! Here at the Krusty Krab, ''[points at Francis] you'' are the captain, and ''I'' am your cabin boy. You just say the word and I will throw myself in the brig! ''[takes out the notepad, ready to write the order]'' May I take your order?}} | ||
{{L| | {{L|Francis|All I wanted was change for the payphone. ''[shows the dollar]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Aye-aye, sir! ''[runs off quickly and comes back with change. Talking in a French accent]'' Monsieur's chángé. ''[snaps his fingers]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Aye-aye, sir! ''[runs off quickly and comes back with change. Talking in a French accent]'' Monsieur's chángé. ''[snaps his fingers]''}} | ||
{{L| | {{L|Francis|''[takes the change]'' Thanks. ''[chuckles nervously and leaves one penny on the table]'' Here you go. ''[runs off as Mr. Krabs smells the penny]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[his eyes and the background turn into money]'' Yah! ''[jumps on the penny while destroying the table]''}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[his eyes and the background turn into money]'' Yah! ''[jumps on the penny while destroying the table]''}} | ||
{{L|''[Bubble transition to Mr. Krabs putting the penny away in his safe in his office.]''}} | {{L|''[Bubble transition to Mr. Krabs putting the penny away in his safe in his office.]''}} | ||
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{{L|Squidward|I can hardly wait. ''[SpongeBob runs off]'' Phew. The only culture that guy has is in his tennis shoes. ''[laughs]'' Tennis shoes. I crack myself up.}} | {{L|Squidward|I can hardly wait. ''[SpongeBob runs off]'' Phew. The only culture that guy has is in his tennis shoes. ''[laughs]'' Tennis shoes. I crack myself up.}} | ||
{{L|''[Bubble transition to later that night of the talent show where people are outside, conducting interviews and the members of the audience inside are talking as well as getting set-up. A submarine passes by.]''}} | {{L|''[Bubble transition to later that night of the talent show where people are outside, conducting interviews and the members of the audience inside are talking as well as getting set-up. A submarine passes by.]''}} | ||
{{L| | {{L|Lisa|''[in the background, speaking in front of the camera]'' We are now at the Krusty Krab Talent Show featuring the finest talent in the town...}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[peeks out from behind the curtain]'' Wow! A full house! ''[gasps, the next shot shows SpongeBob's parents entering The Krusty Krab and meeting Mr. Krabs, who is standing next to Patrick]'' There's Mom and Dad! They are gonna be so proud! ''[Mr. Krabs shakes Harold's hand]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[peeks out from behind the curtain]'' Wow! A full house! ''[gasps, the next shot shows SpongeBob's parents entering The Krusty Krab and meeting Mr. Krabs, who is standing next to Patrick]'' There's Mom and Dad! They are gonna be so proud! ''[Mr. Krabs shakes Harold's hand]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[introducing himself]'' Hello, I'm Mr. Krabs, and I like money.}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[introducing himself]'' Hello, I'm Mr. Krabs, and I like money.}} | ||
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{{L|Squidward|And now, ladies and gentlemen, the moment you've all been waiting for. We've saved the best for last. Put your hands together for... ''[all streamers, confetti and purple, pink and blue balloons fall everywhere]'' the incomparable Squidward!}} | {{L|Squidward|And now, ladies and gentlemen, the moment you've all been waiting for. We've saved the best for last. Put your hands together for... ''[all streamers, confetti and purple, pink and blue balloons fall everywhere]'' the incomparable Squidward!}} | ||
{{L|''[Plays a movie-esque sting as the 'Squidward Live' words blink in pink and green lights as the crowd applauds. The curtain opens and the background shows the Grand Canyon. Squidward proudly enters the scene in a blue sleeveless leotard. The audience suddenly stops clapping and stares blankly. Squidward dances with birds, accompanied by classical music. Then, the lights go dark and music becomes techno as Squidward dances weirdly. Makes weird noises as he dances after the first part of his dance.]''}} | {{L|''[Plays a movie-esque sting as the 'Squidward Live' words blink in pink and green lights as the crowd applauds. The curtain opens and the background shows the Grand Canyon. Squidward proudly enters the scene in a blue sleeveless leotard. The audience suddenly stops clapping and stares blankly. Squidward dances with birds, accompanied by classical music. Then, the lights go dark and music becomes techno as Squidward dances weirdly. Makes weird noises as he dances after the first part of his dance.]''}} | ||
{{L| | {{L|Francy|What the...?!}} | ||
{{L|''[Squidward continues to make weird noises and dance weirdly. Two fish run over to the salad bar and throw tomatoes at Squidward as the crowd erupts to a chorus of enraged boos.]''}} | {{L|''[Squidward continues to make weird noises and dance weirdly. Two fish run over to the salad bar and throw tomatoes at Squidward as the crowd erupts to a chorus of enraged boos.]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|I'm losin' money on this deal! ''[puts a $1.00 sticker over the free sign on the salad bar and grins]''}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|I'm losin' money on this deal! ''[puts a $1.00 sticker over the free sign on the salad bar and grins]''}} | ||
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