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 |airdate = {{Flag|USA}} {{Time|August 22}}, {{Time|2024}}
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-{{L|''[The episode begins with the shot of the Star house inside. There was the dartfish door. Inside, the Dartfish family sleeping, when Daddy Dartfish wakes up, the door sucks in.]''}}
+{{L|''[The episode begins in the Star house's living room. A tiny door is seen in the wall, with a fish doorplate that says "THE DARTFISH." The Dartfish are seen in their bed, all snoring. The camera pans over them, with their portraits on the wall above their heads. A noise is heard, which wakes up Daddy Dartfish.]''}}
+{{L|Daddy Dartfish|Huh?}}
+{{L|''[The ground shakes, and several things from inside the house get sucked up, including the Dartfish's bed.]''}}
+{{L|Teensy Tom, Mommy Dartfish, and Sister Dartfish|Huh? ''[scream as they fly out of the house]''}}
+{{L|Bunny|''[reading a book while humming and vacuuming near the Dartfish house]''}}
+{{L|Daddy Dartfish|''[flying through the air]'' Whoa! ''[gets hit by a scarf, which wraps around him]'' That's a wrap on me.}}
+{{L|Mommy Dartfish|''[flying through the air, gets sprayed with perfume and hit with makeup]'' Oh! ''[makeup is now on her face]'' Ready for my close-up!}}
+{{L|Teensy Tom|''[in the air, hits a baseball with a bat]'' Whoa! Touchdown!}}
+{{L|Sister Dartfish|''[in the air, a phone rings, which she answers]'' Yes? Hey, Becky. Oh, nothing. What're you doing?}}
+{{L|Daddy Dartfish|''[grabs onto a pipe, and his mustache rips off]'' My stache!}}
+{{L|Mommy Dartfish|''[the mustache lands on her face]'' Huh, now I'm the daddy.}}
+{{L|Teensy Tom|''[grabbing onto an open screw; his skin rips off, then his muscles rip off as he turns into a ghost, then his ghost layer gets sucked in to reveal a polygon model underneath; get sucked in and screams]''}}
+{{L|Daddy Dartfish|Teensy Tom!}}
+{{L|Bunny|''[flicks a switch on the vacuum to turn it off; sing-songy]'' A clean hole is a happy hole.}}
+{{L|Teensy Tom|''[yelps, falls into his clothes being held by his mother]'' What's for breakfast, Mom?}}
+{{L|Mommy Dartfish|''[sets down Teensy Tom]'' Like always, whatever the Stars don't eat.}}
+{{L|Daddy Dartfish|''[putting on a backpack]'' Do you remember the Dartfish code of honor?}}
+{{L|Sister Dartfish|Never be greedy, take only what's needy.}}
+{{L|Teensy Tom|''[hangs a picture of the Star family]'' Bless the Stars for they are aquatic, with them we live symbiotic.}}
+{{L|Picture frame|''[hangs down, all yell]''}}
+{{L|Daddy Dartfish|''[fixes picture frame]'' If we keep them ''[rubs Teensy Tom's head]'' alive, the Stars will provide. Alright, Dartfish, ''[points, all head outside]'' time to forage for some food. ''[sniffs, sighs]'' The great indoors. ''[zoom out]'' Let's do what Patrick's pants did the other day, and split up. ''[everyone each holds up one hand]'' Family hand stack.}}
+{{L|All|''[put their hands in the middle]'' Go Dartfish! ''[lift hands and wander off]''}}
+{{L|''[Wipe transition to Teensy Tom entering the kitchen.]''}}
+{{L|Teensy Tom|Ah!}}
+{{L|Patrick|''[with a piece of bread on a plate]'' You're looking a little naked, Mr. Bread. Let me help you get dressed. ''[puts steak dressing, a wheel of cheese, a pizza, a bowl of noodles, a watermelon, and a sink with dishes on the bread]''}}
+{{L|Teensy Tom|''[drooling in awe]'' Oh, I'm sure to get a piece of that. ''[walks]''}}
+{{L|Patrick|''[carrying a refrigerator]'' This should keep it cool. ''[puts fridge on top of the sandwich, puts on a bib, and rubs his hands together]'' Okay, sandwich. I'm ready for you-- ''[gets crushed by the fridge, screams]''}}
+{{L|Teensy Tom|Patrick! ''[runs to the fridge]''}}
+{{L|Patrick|''[groans]''}}
+{{L|Teensy Tom|Oh, no. What do I do? ''[sees an olive and a piece of celery]'' Oh! Okay. ''[picks up the olive and celery]'' This might work. ''[places the olive down and puts the celery in between it and the fridge]'' I'll save you, Patrick! ''[runs to the makeshift catapult and jumps on it, which just sends himself flying into the air, bouncing off a lightbulb, into a blender, which sends him flying in three pieces, and screams as he hits the glove on top of a cactus; he gets flung back onto the catapult, which sends the fridge flying through the ceiling]''}}
+{{L|Patrick|Whoa. Hey! ''[points to cactus]'' Did you do that? I'd just like to thank you ''[hugs cactus]'' ever so much, Mr. Kitchen Cactus Man. ''[lets go, with cactus spikes all over him, then flops back to his food]'' Now, where was I? ''[eats the sandwich full, and burps out a single crumb]''}}
+{{L|Teensy Tom|Yay! The stars pro-- ''[notices the fridge is falling back down]'' huh? ''[the fridge falls onto the crumb]'' Aw, nuts.}}
+{{L|''[The scene fades to outside, where the camera pans over to the garage, where Cecil is working on the family van. He is repeatedly hitting an engine knob with a screwdriver.]''}}
+{{L|Cecil|''[rubs forehead with screwdriver]'' The doodad in the thingamajig don't fit the gizmo. Hmm. ''[continues using the screwdriver on an engine knob]'' Mm-hmm.}}
+{{L|Daddy Dartfish|''[climbing up onto the table, then wipes himself off]'' Oh, my. ''[sees an opened burrito]'' Would you look at that burrito.}}
+{{L|Cecil|''[sets down an active saw and takes a bite out of his burrito, then takes back his screwdriver]''}}
+{{L|''[A piece of the burrito falls down.]''}}
+{{L|Daddy Dartfish|Ooh.}}
+{{L|Cecil|I don't get it. I tried the buzzsaw and the screwdriver, what more could I possibly do? Ugh, ''[facepalms]'' I need some more burrito for my brain. ''[accidentally grabs the active saw and puts spicy sauce on it]''}}
+{{L|Daddy Dartfish|''[gasps]'' Oh, no! ''[whimpers, looks around, and sees the power switch on an extension cord, gasps]'' ''[jumps to the switch to turn it off]''}}
+{{L|Cecil|''[bites down on the saw just as it turns off]'' Hey! Who turned off my burrito! Wait, this isn't my burrito. Hmm. ''[Daddy Dartfish takes a crumb as he picks up the burrito]'' Oh. It's all your fault, you delicious burrito. I should've never ordered a breakfast burrito at night! ''[tosses the burrito into flaming barrel]'' Take that!}}
+{{L|Daddy Dartfish|''[screams, jumps off]'' Geronimo! ''[the burrito lands in the barrel]'' So much for the bean cuisine.}}
+{{L|''[Bean transition to Sister Dartfish, who is walking in Squidina's room.]''}}
+{{L|Squidina|I told you.}}
+{{L|Sister Dartfish|Huh?}}
+{{L|Squidina|''[on the phone while holding a donut, a cloth, and a clipboard in her tentacles]'' I need 300 rubber duckies by tomorrow. This show doesn't run itself, people. ''[takes a bite out of the donut, making a sprinkle drop]''}}
+{{L|Sister Dartfish|''[gasps]''}}
+{{L|''[The sprinkle rolls to Sister Dartfish.]''}}
+{{L|Sister Dartfish|Jackpot! ''[tries to grab the sprinkle]'' Huh?}}
+{{L|Squidina|I don't care if it puts a knot in Neptune's tail. ''[loses balance]'' Huh? Huh? Whoa!}}
+{{L|Sister Dartfish|Oh, no! ''[climbs a nearby curtain, and rides a hook]'' Here I come, Squidina! Almost there!}}
+{{L|Squidina|Whoa! Whoa! ''[falls]''}}
+{{L|Sister Dartfish|''[throws the hook to Squidina]''}}
+{{L|Squidina|Whoa! ''[her shirt gets grabbed by the hook, and spins around in a circle]'' Huh? Whee! Hey, this gives me ''[writes on clipboard]'' an idea for a really cool flying segment. ''[shirt rips]'' Huh? ''[falls down and screams]''}}
+{{L|Sister Dartfish|''[reaching for sprinkle]'' Oh!}}
+{{L|''[The sprinkle falls down in a gap between the floor planks.]''}}
+{{L|Sister Dartfish|Oh.}}
+{{L|''[Wipe transition to the Dartfish family on the carpet.]''}}
+{{L|Sister Dartfish|Dad, I'm afraid we failed.}}
+{{L|Teensy Tom|And now we're even hungrier than before. ''[stomach rumbles]''}}
+{{L|Daddy Dartfish|Do not fret, children. Your dad's got a new plan, and it involves the person in ''[points to a medieval-style door]'' that room.}}
+{{L|Teensy Tom, Mommy Dartfish, and Sister Dartfish|GrandPat?}}
+{{L|Daddy Dartfish|That's right. And have you ever seen GrandPat's beard? Why, it's a cornucopia of crumbs.}}
+{{L|GrandPat|''[sitting at a table with a cake with birthday candles that spell "MINE"; puts on a bib]'' Best part about bein' my age, I got no more friends alive to share my cake with. ''[eats a slice of cake]'' Oh, now I got the cake sleeps. ''[falls over, snoring]''}}
+{{L|Daddy Dartfish|''[all standing on GrandPat's skin]'' We made it to the dense jungles of the bushy brow amazon. Let the crumb harvest begin. ''[uses the spike on his head to cut through GrandPat's beard]''}}
+{{L|Teensy Tom|''[points]'' Hey, Dad. Look!}}
+{{L|''[Slappy's hands emerge from an ice cream painting, and he takes the cake.]''}}
+{{L|All|''[gasp]''}}
+{{L|Daddy Dartfish|GrandPat, wake up! ''[pulls one of GrandPat's eyes open]''}}
+{{L|GrandPat|''[wakes up]'' Huh? My cake! ''[gets up, his beard majorly cut off]'' My beard! We got a dirty no-good cake stealin' thief on our hands. ''[falls asleep again, snoring]''}}
+{{L|Daddy Dartfish|''[all emerge from GrandPat's beard]'' Did you hear that, family? Someone is breaking the Dartfish code. We gotta catch this thief.}}
+{{L|Mommy Dartfish|''[pulls a strand of beard hair and picks up her son]'' Tom, sweetie, ''[wraps the beard hair around her son]'' Mommy's gonna need a hand. ''[swings Tom and throws him to the wall]''}}
+{{L|Teensy Tom|Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!}}
+{{L|''[The other Dartfish walk on the beard hair rope. Daddy Dartfish lifts the painting to reveal the cake being pulled by a rope.]''}}
+{{L|Daddy Dartfish|Follow that cake!}}
+{{L|Dartfish|''[all chase after the cake]''}}
+{{L|Daddy Dartfish|Okay, family. You know the drill.}}
+{{L|Dartfish|''[consecutively jump onto the cake and emerge from underneath the candle letters]''}}
+{{L|Slappy|''[squeezes through a crack in the wall, pulling the cake along]''}}
+{{L|''[The Dartfish all exit the cake, and see various stolen Star family items in a room.]''}}
+{{L|Daddy Dartfish|''[off-screen]'' Look at all the other stuff he's stolen from the Star family.}}
+{{L|Teensy Tom|''[off-screen; pan over to a ''Patrick Show'' stage]'' He even took ''The Patrick Show'' set.}}
+{{L|Sister Dartfish|''[off-screen; pan over to Patrick in a glass display]'' And Patrick.}}
+{{L|Patrick|''[waves]'' Hi.}}
+{{L|Slappy|''[putting a glass display over the cake]'' You're the perfect addition to my collection.}}
+{{L|Daddy Dartfish|Um, excuse us.}}
+{{L|Slappy|''[looks behind]'' Huh?}}
+{{L|Daddy Dartfish|Sorry to bother. We couldn't help to notice you've stolen all of the Star family's belongings. And, well, we were just wondering, how could you ever do such a terrible thing to such a generous family?}}
+{{L|Slappy|Oh, I-- I can't help it! I should be ashamed, but I'm not! All that matters is that I can complete my precious collection! The only thing left to collect ''[looking at an empty Dartfish Family display shelf]'' is the Dartfish Family.}}
+{{L|Mommy Dartfish|''[looks at her husband]''}}
+{{L|Slappy|Wait a second. ''[turns around and points]'' You are the Dartfish Family.}}
+{{L|Daddy Dartfish|Dartfish, dart!}}
+{{L|Dartfish|''[run away from Slappy, who chases after them]''}}
+{{L|Slappy|''[cackles]''}}
+{{L|Daddy Dartfish|''[Dartfish stop running]'' Okay, Dartfish. Let's give him the old flat tire.}}
+{{L|Dartfish|''[all raise their heads]''}}
+{{L|Slappy|''[running and laughing, then steps on the Dartfish's head spikes and screams, holding his foot crying]'' You Dartfish are not very smart fish. ''[grabs the Dartfish]'' But not to worry. ''[holds a plastic bag]'' You'll be safe in this Mylar bag. ''[chuckles as he puts the Dartfish in the bag, which fall out due to their spikes]''}}
+{{L|Dartfish|''[turn right-side up in the air, then run away once they land]''}}
+{{L|Slappy|''[notices the empty bag]'' My collection! Come back here! ''[the ''Patrick Show'' theme plays]'' Ooh, ''The Patrick Show'' is about to start. ''[runs outside, breaking through the wall, and sits on a stool with the lawnies]'' Yes! ''[claps]''}}
+{{L|''[The curtains open to reveal absolutely nothing in the room except for the stage platform.]''}}
+{{L|Lavender fish|Huh? Where's Patrick's desk?}}
+{{L|Orange fish|And where's Patrick?}}
+{{L|Slappy|''[whimpers]''}}
+{{L|Squidina|''[walks onstage with a clipboard]'' Uh, sorry, everyone. ''The Patrick Show'' is having some technical difficulties at the moment.}}
+{{L|Slappy|''[shivers fearfully]''}}
+{{L|Daddy Dartfish|Psst. Excuse me. ''[whispers indistinctly to Squidina]''}}
+{{L|Squidina|Oh. ''[lets Daddy Dartfish onto the stage as the other Dartfish join him]'' We interrupt this interruption to bring you an important message from the Dartfish Family. ''[presses a button on a remote to bring out a robot arm to hold out a magnifying glass onto Daddy Dartfish]''}}
+{{L|Daddy Dartfish|''[clears throat, waves]'' Hello, everyone.}}
+{{L|Slappy|''[frightened]''}}
+{{L|Daddy Dartfish|We all love ''The Patrick Show'', and wish we could take a part of it and put it in our pocket. Or add it to a giant collection that we have hidden in the wall.}}
+{{L|Slappy|''[looks around nervously]''}}
+{{L|Daddy Dartfish|But ''The Patrick Show'' isn't just for you. It's for everyone. And if we share that love, it's sure to grow.}}
+{{L|Slappy|It's like he's talking directly to me.}}
+{{L|Daddy Dartfish|I am talking directly to ''[points]'' you.}}
+{{L|Slappy|I can still fix this. ''[walks off]''}}
+{{L|''[A wall of the stage room breaks open to spill out all of Slappy's stolen stuff.]''}}
+{{L|Squidina|''[points]'' Look, all the other stuff he stole, including Patrick.}}
+{{L|Patrick|''[waves]'' Hello.}}
+{{L|Slappy|Sorry for collecting you. No hard feelings?}}
+{{L|Patrick|Okay! ''[a hook grabs him, which breaks him out of the glass display]'' Oh, cool! ''[gets pulled up]'' A flying segment! ''[spins around on the hook as the rope is being held by Squidina]'' Whee!}}
+{{L|Squidina|Thank you, Dartfish Family.}}
+{{L|Patrick|''[grabs the cake]'' Yeah, thanks. ''[eats the cake whole, which drops a crumb]''}}
+{{L|Dartfish|The Star-- ''[get crushed by the giant crumb; emerge]'' provide.}}