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{{EpisodeTranscript}} {{L|''[The episode begins with Bikini Bottom | {{EpisodeTranscript}} | ||
{{L| | {{L|''[The episode begins with a Bikini Bottom News flash.]''}} | ||
{{L|Realistic Fish Head|This is a Bikini Bottom News special report. ''[the screen shows Perch Perkins at the Bikini Bottom power plant with the police]'' Perch?}} | |||
{{L|Perch Perkins|Perch Perkins here at the Bikini Bottom power plant, where the evil supervillain known as the Dirty Bubble has finally been cornered by police!}} | {{L|Perch Perkins|Perch Perkins here at the Bikini Bottom power plant, where the evil supervillain known as the Dirty Bubble has finally been cornered by police!}} | ||
{{L|''[The Dirty Bubble is at the very top of the power plant, holding the police chief hostage.]''}} | {{L|''[The Dirty Bubble is at the very top of the power plant, holding the police chief hostage.]''}} | ||
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{{L|Police chief|Jail!}} | {{L|Police chief|Jail!}} | ||
{{L|''[The Dirty Bubble, still in the bottle, is placed in a prison cell in Bikini Bottom Jail.]''}} | {{L|''[The Dirty Bubble, still in the bottle, is placed in a prison cell in Bikini Bottom Jail.]''}} | ||
{{L| | {{L|Realistic Fish Head|Six months later...}} | ||
{{L|''[Two men carry the bottle containing the dirty bubble inside. One man opens the bottle, takes out the bubble wand, dips it into the liquid and blows out the Dirty Bubble, now sparky clean and reformed.]''}} | {{L|''[Two men carry the bottle containing the dirty bubble inside. One man opens the bottle, takes out the bubble wand, dips it into the liquid and blows out the Dirty Bubble, now sparky clean and reformed.]''}} | ||
{{L|Clean Bubble|Thank you, warden. I feel like a new bubble. ''[laughs]''}} | {{L|Clean Bubble|Thank you, warden. I feel like a new bubble. ''[laughs]''}} | ||
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{{L|Clean Bubble|Ah?}} | {{L|Clean Bubble|Ah?}} | ||
{{L|''[SpongeBob removes all the frozen Krabby Patties from himself and places them onto the grill]''}} | {{L|''[SpongeBob removes all the frozen Krabby Patties from himself and places them onto the grill]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Yeah. ''[shivers]'' Brr! Is there a blizzard coming in, 'cause I've got a cold front. | {{L|SpongeBob|Yeah. ''[shivers]'' Brr! Is there a blizzard coming in, 'cause I've got a cold front.}} | ||
{{L | {{L|''[The Clean Bubble and SpongeBob laugh.]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, hi! I didn't see you there, you must be the new dishwasher. Welcome aboard! I'm SpongeBob.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Oh, hi! I didn't see you there, you must be the new dishwasher. Welcome aboard! I'm SpongeBob.}} | ||
{{L|Clean Bubble|Hi, SpongeBob, I'm, uh... DB, | {{L|Clean Bubble|Hi, SpongeBob, I'm, uh...um...uh... DB, yeah... DB.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, we're gonna have so much fun, DB. ''[gasps]'' We'll be galley pallies!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Oh, we're gonna have so much fun, DB. ''[gasps]'' We'll be galley pallies!}} | ||
{{L|''[Squidward rings the desk bell multiple times]''}} | {{L|''[Squidward rings the desk bell multiple times]''}} | ||
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{{L|Dirty Bubble|I'm the Dirty Bubble, and, baby, I'm back! ''[evil laugh]''}} | {{L|Dirty Bubble|I'm the Dirty Bubble, and, baby, I'm back! ''[evil laugh]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, what can I get you, Dirty Bubble? ''[Whistles while flipping a patty. Suddenly turns back surprised. Screams.]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Oh, what can I get you, Dirty Bubble? ''[Whistles while flipping a patty. Suddenly turns back surprised. Screams.]''}} | ||
{{L | {{L|''[The Dirty Bubble evilly laughs.]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Dirty Bubble! Where's that nice DB? What did you do to him, you super filthy supervillain?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|The Dirty Bubble! Where's that nice DB? What did you do to him, you super filthy supervillain?}} | ||
{{L | {{L|''[The Dirty Bubble evilly laughs at SpongeBob's face, causing SpongeBob to shriek. As the Dirty Bubble gets closer to SpongeBob, SpongeBob threatens to spray at him with the sink hose.]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|What did you do with DB? ''[Sobs. Looks at the newly transformed Clean Bubble.]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|What did you do with DB? ''[Sobs. Looks at the newly transformed Clean Bubble.]''}} | ||
{{L|''[Clean Bubble glows and smiles]''}} | {{L|''[Clean Bubble glows and smiles]''}} | ||
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{{L|''[Clean Bubble happily offers a handshake]''}} | {{L|''[Clean Bubble happily offers a handshake]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[comes from the right with an electric fan, blowing away the Clean Bubble and SpongeBob]'' Attention, Mr. Bubble, I've got another job for you!}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[comes from the right with an electric fan, blowing away the Clean Bubble and SpongeBob]'' Attention, Mr. Bubble, I've got another job for you!}} | ||
{{L|''[ | {{L|''[Bubble transition to Mr. Krabs and the Clean Bubble at the bathroom]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Now, this new job is very exclusive and very French.}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Now, this new job is very exclusive and very French.}} | ||
{{L|Clean Bubble|Hmm? Ooh-la-la! ''[smiles]''}} | {{L|Clean Bubble|Hmm? Ooh-la-la! ''[smiles]''}} | ||
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{{L|Clean Bubble|Dirt, dirt! Beautiful dirt! ''[goes into the toilet]''}} | {{L|Clean Bubble|Dirt, dirt! Beautiful dirt! ''[goes into the toilet]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Zut alors! ''[checks toilet]'' DB? ''[Peeks into toilet, and gasps as the Dirty Bubble gradually comes out. Runs off from toilet cubicle]'' Incoming!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Zut alors! ''[checks toilet]'' DB? ''[Peeks into toilet, and gasps as the Dirty Bubble gradually comes out. Runs off from toilet cubicle]'' Incoming!}} | ||
{{L | {{L|''[The Dirty Bubble laughs evilly and repeatedly sings "Alouette" into each toilet, and shoves customers down the toilet. Fred screams while running away.]''}} | ||
{{L|Dirty Bubble|Pow! Hold onto your shirty, here comes the dirty!}} | {{L|Dirty Bubble|Pow! Hold onto your shirty, here comes the dirty!}} | ||
{{L|''[SpongeBob hoses down the Dirty Bubble with absorbed sink water. The Clean Bubble is transformed back.]''}} | {{L|''[SpongeBob hoses down the Dirty Bubble with absorbed sink water. The Clean Bubble is transformed back.]''}} | ||
{{L|Clean Bubble|Thanks for keeping me clean, SpongeBob! ''[laughs]''}} | {{L|Clean Bubble|Thanks for keeping me clean, SpongeBob! ''[laughs]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Don't worry, DB. We just needed to wash away that stinkin' thinkin'!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Don't worry, DB. We just needed to wash away that stinkin' thinkin'!}} | ||
{{L|''[ | {{L|''[Bubble transition to a reveal a comic book named "Dirty Bubble Returns!"]''}} | ||
{{L| | {{L|Realistic Fish Head|For weeks, SpongeBob worked with DB to stay clean and good!}} | ||
{{L|''[ | {{L|''[Scene moves from a comic frame with Dirty Bubble stealing Patrick's chocolate-coated strawberry ice cream to SpongeBob hosing down on the Dirty Bubble into the Clean Bubble with a spray bottle.]''}} | ||
{{L|Comic SpongeBob|Ta-da!}} | |||
{{L|''[Dirty Bubble then appears in a comic frame where he has appeared in a laundromat, but SpongeBob grabs him and places him into the washing machine while Old Man Jenkins still has clean washed clothes.]''}} | {{L|''[Dirty Bubble then appears in a comic frame where he has appeared in a laundromat, but SpongeBob grabs him and places him into the washing machine while Old Man Jenkins still has clean washed clothes.]''}} | ||
{{L|''[The Dirty Bubble appears yet again in another comic frame where he spits out a fountain of mud onto a bus "White Suit Society" while the fish of the bus scream and panic. SpongeBob comes in surfing and washes the Dirty Bubble down. The Clean Bubble comes on the surfboard]''}} | {{L|''[The Dirty Bubble appears yet again in another comic frame where he spits out a fountain of mud onto a bus "White Suit Society" while the fish of the bus scream and panic. SpongeBob comes in surfing and washes the Dirty Bubble down while laughing. The Clean Bubble comes on the surfboard]''}} | ||
{{L|''[ | {{L|''[Bubble transition back to the Krusty Krab. Squidward is sleeping at the cash register area, while SpongeBob mops the floor. The Clean Bubble comes in to serve a tray of three Krabby Patties and two drinks, while whistling.]''}} | ||
{{L|Clean Bubble|''[serves the tray to the family of customers]'' Enjoy those patties! ''[laughs]''}} | {{L|Clean Bubble|''[serves the tray to the family of customers]'' Enjoy those patties! ''[laughs]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Well, DB, looks like you're cured. You haven't been dirty in weeks!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Well, DB, looks like you're cured. You haven't been dirty in weeks!}} | ||
{{L|Clean Bubble|Thanks to you, SpongeBob, I'll never be dirty again! ''[laughs]''}} | {{L|Clean Bubble|Thanks to you, SpongeBob, I'll never be dirty again! ''[laughs]''}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Oh, speaking of dirty... ''[Picks his belly button to reveal bellybutton gunk. Patrick stares at it menacingly, and flicks it off.]'' Ew!}} | {{L|Patrick|Oh, speaking of dirty... ''[Picks his belly button to reveal bellybutton gunk. Patrick stares at it menacingly, and flicks it off.]'' Ew!}} | ||
{{L|''[ | {{L|''[The bellybutton gunk lands on the Clean Bubble. The gunk spreads around him. The gunk finally cracks open to reveal the Dirty Bubble]''}} | ||
{{L|Dirty Bubble|''[laughs evilly]'' You want me clean, but I ain't willing! I've gotta be ''me'', and me is a villain! ''[Evilly laughs. Looks left and right, then moves out to the left]''}} | {{L|Dirty Bubble|''[laughs evilly]'' You want me clean, but I ain't willing! I've gotta be ''me'', and me is a villain! ''[Evilly laughs. Looks left and right, then moves out to the left]''}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|''[sheds a tear]'' Aww... That's nice. He found his rainbow | {{L|Patrick|''[sheds a tear]'' Aww... That's nice. He found his rainbow.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[surprised face]'' Uh-oh. ''[nervous face]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[surprised face]'' Uh-oh. ''[nervous face]''}} | ||
{{L|''[At a news report of Dirty Bubble]''}} | {{L|''[At a news report of Dirty Bubble]''}} | ||
{{L| | {{L|Realistic Fish Head|The Dirty Bubble has been seen everywhere, defiling dozens of decent denizens with dirty deeds!}} | ||
{{L|''[ | {{L|''[The scene cuts to two kids playing with mud. The Dirty Bubble sucks up everything in the mud pit including the mud and kids. He spits out the kids clean.]''}} | ||
{{L|Girl and boy|Clean? ''[looks at each other and perfectly cut cries]''}} | {{L|Girl and boy|Clean? ''[looks at each other and perfectly cut cries]''}} | ||
{{L|''[ | {{L|''[The scene changes to the cabin of an abandoned ship named "The Buccaneer," surrounded by a number of landmines]''}} | ||
{{L|Pirate|So I says to the scallywag, "Listen here, you–" ''[The Dirty Bubble cleans him, transforming him into a chubby sailor.]''}} | {{L|Pirate|So I says to the scallywag, "Listen here, you–" ''[The Dirty Bubble cleans him, transforming him into a chubby sailor.]''}} | ||
{{L|Chubby sailor|It's time to have tea and cakes!}} | {{L|Chubby sailor|It's time to have tea and cakes!}} | ||
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{{L|''[Dirty Bubble smashes building from top to bottom and laughs.]''}} | {{L|''[Dirty Bubble smashes building from top to bottom and laughs.]''}} | ||
{{L|Family of three|''[disappointed]'' Aww.}} | {{L|Family of three|''[disappointed]'' Aww.}} | ||
{{L|''[ | {{L|''[The scene goes to the school "Poseidon Elementary"]''}} | ||
{{L|Old teacher|Yes, Billy, 2 plus 2 still equals 4.}} | {{L|Old teacher|Yes, Billy, 2 plus 2 still equals 4.}} | ||
{{L|''[The Dirty Bubble comes and wipes out the old teacher's face]''}} | {{L|''[The Dirty Bubble comes and wipes out the old teacher's face]''}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|''[more panicking sounds]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[more panicking sounds]''}} | ||
{{L|Dirty Bubble|''[Evil laugh]''}} | {{L|Dirty Bubble|''[Evil laugh]''}} | ||
{{L|''[Mini Dirty Bubbles bite SpongeBob]''}} | {{L|''[Mini Dirty Bubbles bite SpongeBob.]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[grabs spatula]'' Ow! It's on, now! ''[pops four of five miniature Dirty Bubbles with his spatula. Stomps on the final miniature Dirty Bubble]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[grabs spatula]'' Ow! It's on, now! ''[pops four of five miniature Dirty Bubbles with his spatula. Stomps on the final miniature Dirty Bubble]''}} | ||
{{L|''[Dirty Bubble looks stumped. SpongeBob launches toward the Dirty Bubble, but bounces off. Dirty Bubble chases after SpongeBob.]''}} | {{L|''[Dirty Bubble looks stumped. SpongeBob launches toward the Dirty Bubble, but bounces off. Dirty Bubble chases after SpongeBob.]''}} | ||
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{{L|Dirty Bubble|I think, for dessert, I'll eat more dirt! ''[laughs evilly]''}} | {{L|Dirty Bubble|I think, for dessert, I'll eat more dirt! ''[laughs evilly]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Not Goo Lagoon!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Not Goo Lagoon!}} | ||
{{L|''[Dirty Bubble sucks up Goo Lagoon]''}} | {{L|''[Dirty Bubble sucks up Goo Lagoon.]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[grabs out paper and pencil to write quickly his last words]'' And to my beloved pet Gary, I bequeath my pineapple, and my toolshed, and my mailbox, and Patrick! ''[Sobs as the dirt level increasingly gets higher and higher. Starts absorbing all the dirt.]'' What? Wow. Sometimes I just forget how absorbent I am. ''[proceeds to spin around inside like clothes in a side-loader washing machine]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[grabs out paper and pencil to write quickly his last words]'' And to my beloved pet Gary, I bequeath my pineapple, and my toolshed, and my mailbox, and Patrick! ''[Sobs as the dirt level increasingly gets higher and higher. Starts absorbing all the dirt.]'' What? Wow. Sometimes I just forget how absorbent I am. ''[proceeds to spin around inside like clothes in a side-loader washing machine]''}} | ||
{{L|Dirty Bubble|Wait, what? Ow, just... stop spinning, you sponge! You're stealing my grunge! ''[slowly shrinks, stammering]'' Stuff that rhymes! ''[screams as he is absorbed by SpongeBob]''}} | {{L|Dirty Bubble|Wait, what? Ow, just... stop spinning, you sponge! You're stealing my grunge! ''[slowly shrinks, stammering]'' Stuff that rhymes! ''[screams as he is absorbed by SpongeBob]''}} | ||
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{{L|Dirty Bubble|Hmph. Every time I have nightmares, I'll think of you, too! ''[complaining noises]''}} | {{L|Dirty Bubble|Hmph. Every time I have nightmares, I'll think of you, too! ''[complaining noises]''}} | ||
{{L|Lady officer|Thank you, citizen. We'll take it from here.}} | {{L|Lady officer|Thank you, citizen. We'll take it from here.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[ | {{L|SpongeBob|''[pretends to be the Dirty Bubble]'' It was a dirty job, but somebody had to do it. ''[evil laugh]''}} | ||
{{L|''[Police officers gasp]''}} | {{L|''[Police officers gasp.]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Just kidding! ''[laughs]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[normal voice]'' Just kidding! ''[laughs]''}} | ||
{{L|''[Police officers laugh with him. SpongeBob suddenly feels the urge to sneeze, splattering goo all over the place.]''}} | {{L|''[Police officers laugh with him. SpongeBob suddenly feels the urge to sneeze, splattering goo all over the place.]''}} | ||
{{L|Police officers|''[angrily]'' Gesundheit!}} | {{L|Police officers|''[angrily]'' Gesundheit!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Thank you! ''[looks at lady officer]'' You got some schmutz under there. ''[Wipes off goo from her face. Grabs out a tissue and laughs.]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Thank you! ''[looks at lady officer]'' You got some schmutz under there. ''[Wipes off goo from her face. Grabs out a tissue and laughs as the episode irises out.]''}} | ||
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