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{{L|Ringmaster|Children of all ages! Get ready to wet your baggy pants laughing! Send in the clowns! ''[grabs his assistant and uses him like a whip]'' He-yah!}} | {{L|Ringmaster|Children of all ages! Get ready to wet your baggy pants laughing! Send in the clowns! ''[grabs his assistant and uses him like a whip]'' He-yah!}} | ||
{{L|''[A small car enters the center ring. It drives around and around until several clowns come out.]''}} | {{L|''[A small car enters the center ring. It drives around and around until several clowns come out.]''}} | ||
{{L|Ringmaster|Our candy-corn-fed clowns once roamed the slapstick plains where wild clowns run free! ''[grabs his assistant and uses him as a whip again]'' He-yah! ''[the clowns line up; he whips them again]'' He-yah! ''[the clowns form into a pyramid; he whips them again]'' He-yah! ''[the clowns form into a | {{L|Ringmaster|Our candy-corn-fed clowns once roamed the slapstick plains where wild clowns run free! ''[grabs his assistant and uses him as a whip again]'' He-yah! ''[the clowns line up; he whips them again]'' He-yah! ''[the clowns form into a pyramid; he whips them again]'' He-yah! ''[the clowns form into a Ferris wheel; he whips them again]'' He-yah! ''[the clowns form into a balloon donkey; it brays and explodes]''}} | ||
{{L|''[The clowns wave at the audience.]''}} | {{L|''[The clowns wave at the audience.]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|''[cheering wildly]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|''[cheering wildly]''}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Look, there's those!}} | {{L|Patrick|Look, there's those!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[sees a small clown]'' Oh. Are you hungry, little clown? ''[tries to feed the little clown a piece of popcorn, but the ringmaster whips them]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[sees a small clown]'' Oh. Are you hungry, little clown? ''[tries to feed the little clown a piece of popcorn, but the ringmaster whips them]''}} | ||
{{L|Ringmaster|He-yah! Don't feed the clowns | {{L|Ringmaster|He-yah! Don't feed the clowns!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[melts in his body]'' Why not?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[melts in his body]'' Why not?}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Huh? ''[pulls SpongeBob together]'' SpongeBob, are you mad? Clowns are dangerous animals. Why, at any moment, one of those things could get loose and bite our feet off! ''[pulls off his feet]''}} | {{L|Patrick|Huh? ''[pulls SpongeBob together]'' SpongeBob, are you mad? Clowns are dangerous animals. Why, at any moment, one of those things could get loose and bite our feet off! ''[pulls off his feet]''}} | ||
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{{L|''[Several balloon animals pop on the screen. SpongeBob shaves the little clown's hair. He turns the little clown's pants strap into a tie. He puts a tuxedo on the little clown and replaces the clown's shoes with regular shoes. SpongeBob smooches himself and shows the little clown his new look. SpongeBob puts one more detail on the clown: a mustache. The little clown is happy and claps. The scene changes to a department building.]''}} | {{L|''[Several balloon animals pop on the screen. SpongeBob shaves the little clown's hair. He turns the little clown's pants strap into a tie. He puts a tuxedo on the little clown and replaces the clown's shoes with regular shoes. SpongeBob smooches himself and shows the little clown his new look. SpongeBob puts one more detail on the clown: a mustache. The little clown is happy and claps. The scene changes to a department building.]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|"Businessmen wanted." ''[opens the door]'' Go get 'em, little clown. Oh, I mean, Mr. Little Clown. ''[laughs as the little clown enters the building]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|"Businessmen wanted." ''[opens the door]'' Go get 'em, little clown. Oh, I mean, Mr. Little Clown. ''[laughs as the little clown enters the building]''}} | ||
{{L|''[The little clown presents himself to the | {{L|''[The little clown presents himself to the boss.]''}} | ||
{{L| | {{L|Boss|Hmm? ''[grabs the little clown and puts him in his work station]'' Here's your stool. And here's your stamper. Now get to work.}} | ||
{{L|''[The little clown begins his job and stamps several paperwork.]''}} | {{L|''[The little clown begins his job and stamps several paperwork.]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[teary-eyed]'' Aww. ''[sheds a tear and leaves]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[teary-eyed]'' Aww. ''[sheds a tear and leaves]''}} | ||
{{L|''[The little clown continues stamping the papers. He then stamps the papers with his feet. Then he stamps ink all over his face. He stamps his face onto the papers. He jumps on the conveyor belt and hops up and down. He stamps a checkmark on two employers and a no sign on another. A security guard drags the employer with the no sign out. The | {{L|''[The little clown continues stamping the papers. He then stamps the papers with his feet. Then he stamps ink all over his face. He stamps his face onto the papers. He jumps on the conveyor belt and hops up and down. He stamps a checkmark on two employers and a no sign on another. A security guard drags the employer with the no sign out. The boss hears the commotion.]''}} | ||
{{L| | {{L|Boss|Hmm?}} | ||
{{L|''[He sees the little clown stamping his buttocks on the papers and making a total mess. He growls and pulls the conveyor belt down towards him.]''}} | {{L|''[He sees the little clown stamping his buttocks on the papers and making a total mess. He growls and pulls the conveyor belt down towards him.]''}} | ||
{{L| | {{L|Boss|Who hired this clown?!}} | ||
{{L| | {{L|Boss's assistant|Um, you did, sir.}} | ||
{{L|''[The little clown squeaks. The | {{L|''[The little clown squeaks. The boss gets really mad and explodes a mushroom cloud over his head.]''}} | ||
{{L| | {{L|Boss|Fired!}} | ||
{{L|''[The little clown screams and runs out of the building. SpongeBob is flipping a coin until the little clown runs into him.]''}} | {{L|''[The little clown screams and runs out of the building. SpongeBob is flipping a coin until the little clown runs into him.]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|What happened, little clown? Didn't you like that job?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|What happened, little clown? Didn't you like that job?}} | ||
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{{L|Head baker|Au revoir!}} | {{L|Head baker|Au revoir!}} | ||
{{L|''[The head baker rings the bell and a deliver man takes it. He drives his pie truck away from the bakery and gives the pie to a lady sitting on the bench.]''}} | {{L|''[The head baker rings the bell and a deliver man takes it. He drives his pie truck away from the bakery and gives the pie to a lady sitting on the bench.]''}} | ||
{{L| | {{L|Incidental 8|Huh? I didn't order a pie. ''[opens the box and SpongeBob and the little clown pop out; scaring her away]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, little clown, I'm so sorry. I thought you needed a day job, but you're a clown. And a clown needs to run free.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Oh, little clown, I'm so sorry. I thought you needed a day job, but you're a clown. And a clown needs to run free.}} | ||
{{L|''[The scene changes to SpongeBob and the little clown traveling through the kelp forest. SpongeBob chops through the kelp with his knife. He peeks through the kelp and reveals a colorful world full of clowns. Clowns are riding on balloon animals, eating candy for food, throwing pies at eating other, and doing other crazy things clowns do at the circus. The little clown was so happy and hugs SpongeBob. He joins the other clowns, who examine him by sniffing him. The spray water at him and the other clown throws at pie at his friend. The little clown takes out a hammer and smacks the other clown with it.]''}} | {{L|''[The scene changes to SpongeBob and the little clown traveling through the kelp forest. SpongeBob chops through the kelp with his knife. He peeks through the kelp and reveals a colorful world full of clowns. Clowns are riding on balloon animals, eating candy for food, throwing pies at eating other, and doing other crazy things clowns do at the circus. The little clown was so happy and hugs SpongeBob. He joins the other clowns, who examine him by sniffing him. The spray water at him and the other clown throws at pie at his friend. The little clown takes out a hammer and smacks the other clown with it.]''}} | ||
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